Greg: *thinks he's morally and intellectually superior over everyone* Reality: *makes poor decisions and blames a software.*
@robert234567896 жыл бұрын
sounds like the same thing dsp dos
@ThePhobos1006 жыл бұрын
Thinks he can out smart everyone,even the judges at the court.
@joshgillam51306 жыл бұрын
My wife DOES have master's in psychology. She thinks onision is insane
@whateverppl12296 жыл бұрын
oh you.... being polite.
@KanishQQuotes6 жыл бұрын
She isn't allowed to think. She'll wake up one day. Because she is an enabler, she'll simply snap and another divorce... Live stream btw Laney that is
@venus_envy6 жыл бұрын
@@KanishQQuotes At first I thought you were talking about Gillam's wife and I was like 0_o wut
@KanishQQuotes6 жыл бұрын
@@venus_envy I reread my comment so I corrected it. I'm right now waiting for my turn at the dentist, so I am on a youtube comment spree
@alterp51086 жыл бұрын
anyone with common sense would
@MallyMcAlli6 жыл бұрын
Can someone be less relatable than when they say the phrase "I lost my carS". Like. Plural.
@tomstockman4125 жыл бұрын
"I had to let my butler go..."
@666smilevictoria5 жыл бұрын
He let's his mom live in his house, buys a mansion, sells his mansion and buys a new house. He still owns 2 houses
@velazquezarmouries5 жыл бұрын
lets go steal some stereos it is ok we are white
@TarynnSunDragon5 жыл бұрын
especially when in the next sentences he mentions that at least ONE of them is a Tesla, If I'm remembering the clip correctly.
@TarynnSunDragon5 жыл бұрын
@JoAnna Edssay As I recall, he DID metion that. I could certainly be wrong, but I believe he did mention it. If I'm remembering wrong, please correct me.
@marianagoncalves12096 жыл бұрын
Onision drama is my secret guilty pleasure
@derfgerps40166 жыл бұрын
Mariana Gonçalves lol I was salivating when I saw the title
@SessmaruKusanagiGaming6 жыл бұрын
I hate that it's mine too.
@lexthequeer6 жыл бұрын
Same bc I used to be charmed by him when I was like 14ish (I think? That period of my life is super blurry for me bc of repressed memories). I like watching content about him because it helps me understand and process what happened with me in regards to him.
@sharted-cwp6 жыл бұрын
Moi 2
@VegetaSoup6 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaame, i love seeing the onion fried.
@damion23126 жыл бұрын
Onion: "ShAnEs A pEdOpHiLe!" Aeons: "Onision is an onion boy" Onion: "StOp SaYiNg HuRtFuL tHiNgS!" Onion is like some weird combination of radicalism from both the left and right wing somehow. It's actually impressive how he is repugnant in every perceivable way, and I'm not surprised in the least bit that he's half a million in debt.
@goawayleavemealone28806 жыл бұрын
I'm not disappointed that he's half a million in debt.
@ekeziellastname24646 жыл бұрын
Onision: f*** you if you eat meat I'ma wierd mix of a vegan vegetarian boi Onison: I care for animals Onision: oh look this wetlands looks ugly Onsion: I'ma get rid of this Neighbor: you shouldnt do that Onsion: I can do whatever I want hippie Onsion: gets in trouble and is informed several times of his wrong doing Onsion: WHY AM I ALWAYS TARGETED Onsion: already in debt now is in more debt Me: karma is a bitch
@SessmaruKusanagiGaming6 жыл бұрын
Lol. He's that much in debt? I hope he gets way more.
@starmoral54566 жыл бұрын
It is wierd how there is absolutely nothing central about him.
@skyleradams55666 жыл бұрын
Sessmaru Kusanagi Gaming I hope he doesn’t just because he has kids that don’t deserve this type of shit. They didn’t ask to be born from a sociopathic father and borderline abused mother
@effeffiagonalick50785 жыл бұрын
Strange Aeons: I don't find this character funny. Onision: How DARE you! He was based on a real person who actually died! That's so screwed up of you! Also Onision: [makes a video making fun of a woman struggling with an eating disorder]
@lilypaigeham5 жыл бұрын
Also Onision: Uses the murder of a lady to push his lack of religious beliefs
@woahlolman64175 жыл бұрын
didnt he talk about some singer and said you prayed but your god didnt respond because he isnt real or some shit?
@idontcare41085 жыл бұрын
@@woahlolman6417 Yeah he did that after Christina Grimmie's death...
@Jay-rc5ix5 жыл бұрын
Also Onision: Tells his own fan that they're to blame for suicidal thoughts and that the fan's abusive mom has nothing to do with it
@biblicallyaccurateangel44335 жыл бұрын
Also Onision: (makes characters who are children have sex in said book)
@missylissy2006 жыл бұрын
Oh my it just hit me that this man has children.
@Raven-jk8oq6 жыл бұрын
missylissy200 the comment gave me a laugh
@bluejaythe16 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic matches your comment perfectly
@charliejones32726 жыл бұрын
fuck does he really? (this is not sarcasm)
@SessmaruKusanagiGaming6 жыл бұрын
@@charliejones3272 Yup.
@charliejones32726 жыл бұрын
@Sessmaru Kusanagi Gaming @Bill Bodyslam well fuck I guess we have Daddyofive 2: Onion Boogaloo
@SophieJackson19936 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else laugh when he said Lainey was a psych major? Like ''she would know if I'm a psychopath!'' when she's been with Onision romantically since way before she was ever in school? Giving him time to manipulate her so much that she would never dare to psycho analyse Greg? It doesn't matter if she's a psych major. That doesn't mean she knows anything about your psychological make up any more than we do. She isn't a doctor. You are not her client. You're in a romantic relationship which automatically throws out any evidence she'd use to make an assumption on your psychological state. If she's so great at detecting psychological disorders, or lack thereof according to Greg, she'd be able to fucking detect her own mental health flaws when she seems so very confused on her emotions or why she feels the way she does on a daily basis. Lainey is the poster child of Stockholm Syndrome. Yeah, she's a very effective psych major, guys.
@Nixeu426 жыл бұрын
Anecdotally, from what I've heard, a lot of psych majors get their degrees because they're trying to fix or understand their own psyches. Or at least a sizable portion of them. Not sure how true that is, but it is a thing I have heard.
@Catalina-Winemixer6 жыл бұрын
Nixeu Harroc My mother has been a social worker for 20+ years. She said by and large most psych majors are damaged people. It’s comforting. 🤷♀️
@Diamondraw4Real6 жыл бұрын
like Harley Quinn and Joker 😯
@WritingSch6 жыл бұрын
Helen Heels Even psych majors can have problems but they might have more access to resources to fix them. That said, mental disorders, especially addiction, can be harder to see in yourself. And unfortunately, the stigma around mental health disorders in the work force/academia is still very strong. :(
@LightoLuka6 жыл бұрын
Most people who go into psych have issues. Usually trying to learn how to defend or help themselves or those around them. But I’m not sure Lainey will ever call Greg a sociopath or a narcissist (which he definitely is, the second one at least) because she had been with him since she was so very young. She married him as a teenager, she’s practically stockholmed (which I see that you also pointed out lol) and has kids with this guy. She’s committed to him, if anything she’s using her psych major to navigate his moods and mentalities safest and most easily. Perhaps subtle manipulations for her benefit if she can. I would think that she’s very aware of his mental issues and just placates him while keeping that information to herself. Btw- no disrespect meant to Lainey and whatever name and pronouns she’s using now, it’s been a long time since I’ve really tuned into the onision stuff till just now so I really have no idea what she’s up to. Some sort of agender they/them thing?? And a different name too I guess?? Idk so I’m sticking with what I know 🤷🏼♀️
@Snoogen116 жыл бұрын
"Everything in Gregs' life is deductible" Can we deduct Greg from our lives?
@princesse09205 жыл бұрын
Snoogen11 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
@jodiesmith19915 жыл бұрын
Can’t Greg deduct himself from his life?
@amarillionofficial5 жыл бұрын
God I think all of us wish that lol
@RobMustDie4825 жыл бұрын
Not without going to prison for 25-60 years.
@myst1que_mach1ne4 жыл бұрын
I wish
@geewizlana6 жыл бұрын
He's very lucky Shane hasn't sued him, cuz that would be the nail in his financial coffin.
@indicababy55136 жыл бұрын
Lana Wana right? Why is he doing this? Is he trying to be homeless?
@beehappy38456 жыл бұрын
Probs cos Greg got kids he doesn’t want to put them through it Shane’s got such a big heart ❣ it seems anyway
@LockeWick6 жыл бұрын
I believe it would be a waste of Shane’s time at the moment. Even if he won (which he probably would), I don’t think Shane would be able to get any composition from Onision.
@valerius6106 жыл бұрын
@@LockeWick I think you meant compensation but I totally agree with you. Shane doesn't need to do shit. Onision's demise is being brought onto himself by himself
@LadyBern6 жыл бұрын
I sorta wish he would, not because I want to see him give onion with that final nail but because I want to see onion's reaction. You know a lawyer will tell him to shut the fuck up about the case, to be a good member of society and delete all of his bad internet behavior, and you know that he won't... At least if he did it wouldn't last long at all because he'll have to say how unfair it is that everyone else can make videos 'defaming' him but if he goes and make a "joke (that no one else got)" about Shane he can be sued. Then he'd try to sue everyone else for their videos about him.
@NGLAnimations6 жыл бұрын
Hey Rep, I'd like to deeply apologize to you. From the time i was 13 til 16, I was a part of Onision's hardcore fanbase. I'm 18 now and looking back, the endless trash he spouted and the mindless hate that I TOOK PART IN towards yourself and others is so disappointing to me now. Looking back, the extent to which he MANIPULATED his YOUNG, IMPRESSIONABLE fanbase even now is incredibly disturbing. Again, I apologize for everything I've done as a child.
@emmatran84866 жыл бұрын
NGL good for you. I respect you for stepping up
@matthewrobertson86966 жыл бұрын
At least you escaped 😂
@NGLAnimations6 жыл бұрын
@@matthewrobertson8696 OMG I know right, some of my younger friends are still fans and if I try to explain to them that he's just manipulating them they ignore it and say that 'oh he's cute and sweet and would never do anything like that'. Makes me want to puke 😂 💀
@snowgrave24756 жыл бұрын
@@NGLAnimations it'll take time, but they'll learn once all these court things go through. Also, congrats on waking up from Onion boy! You're always welcome to the sanity table
@matthewrobertson86966 жыл бұрын
@@NGLAnimations yikes man that sucks 😂 merry Christmas tho
@Autmazing6 жыл бұрын
"Fees and penalties for using turbo tax wrong." Using turbo tax wrong? Is that what we're calling lying now.
@MariekeB956 жыл бұрын
He has stepped up his game from lying to tax fraud haha
@sergioavila85566 жыл бұрын
Totally. I wasn't doing coke and fukyn strippers. I was just doing turbo tax wrong.😉
@MrReviewer6 жыл бұрын
I have a 991.2 Turbo S custom and made a review of it on my channel. I would be so happy if a few of you give me a chance / support and check it out. Have a great day
@TK09216 жыл бұрын
Well, he *did* use turbo tax wrong. Lying and putting in false information *is* using turbo tax wrong. So...he’s not wrong I guess.
@anemiapwns16 жыл бұрын
He is brutally honest. He got a green indicator.
@angeloffish6 жыл бұрын
Onision as a cop?! God help us if that actually happened.
@lovielee12006 жыл бұрын
I'd actually cry. 😢
@skyleradams55666 жыл бұрын
This Bitch but it seems like every day you see another cop who shouldn’t have passed either on the news for doing something stupid 🤷🏾♀️
@dasiajb6 жыл бұрын
This Bitch there are many cops who “pass the tests” but don’t deserve to be cops in the slightest...
@zee61746 жыл бұрын
Like other's said, no way he'd pass the psychological, plus his history and antics online wouldn't help his case. These days a lot of workplaces google their candidates and I imagine the police force would be no exception.
@heatherrose36986 жыл бұрын
@@laurene988 that was my first thought. Also, once they saw all of the violence and rascist and sexual content he has put online, ummm, I think it would be a big NO for him. Like haven't cops been fired for saying something stupid on facebook?? think about it. He just wants to wants to look like the "hero" man to the teen girls who crush on him and send him money..
@wynngwynn6 жыл бұрын
Strange Aeons is actually funny, Greg is not. It's not surprising she made more money. She deserves every bloody cent.
@ladymopar20246 жыл бұрын
He blocked her too lol
@elvellarambles91516 жыл бұрын
Kelly Schittenhelm Win for her, as far as I’m concerned!
@Mylifestoriesmaybe6 жыл бұрын
Love my lesbian favourite youtuber
@HawaiianGirl8082326 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I love watching videos of people trashing Onision but have avoided completely watching any of his videos. And I have been rewarded with his frustration of how he gets less views than the people that criticize him.
@kieleleron857686 жыл бұрын
She deserves all the money for wading through that trash book so we didn't have to!
@merksmirs6 жыл бұрын
I’m so proud of 14 year old me. Back in 2008 I got super into YT. Among the people I watched a lot was Shane himself. Since back then Shane would make videos collaborating with the Onion Man, I was exposed to him and I DISTINCTLY remember checking out his channel and not liking his content. I’m so proud of myself for hating him even when he was still liked.
@gertskook6 жыл бұрын
And now onion boy is no longer a friend of Shane. And onion boy is obsessed with Shane now. I agree with you
@seigeengine6 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that you get people like that aeon twat, who is basically just female Onision, and has just as rabid a fanbase as he did, and nobody thinks there are any problems there.
@merksmirs6 жыл бұрын
seigeengine why do you think there are problems with her? Legit curious. I’ve enjoyed like 2-3 of her videos, but I wouldn’t all myself a fan or... invested really^^
@seigeengine6 жыл бұрын
@@merksmirs She gives off all the same vibes for me as Onision does. If anything, she's more arrogant about it. I watched a couple videos, and noted her attacking other people in petty ways (Onision does this), claiming to be backed up with evidence without actually providing any (I've seen Onision do this plenty), generally coming across as extremely narcissistic, including her "totally-not-bragging"-bragging (do I need to even say anything?), rambling on about how she's morally in the right when she's judging other people (echos of Onision with veganism), deciding what is or isn't a problem for other people despite a lack of experience (Onision has done this a lot producing many scandals), etc. She's also riding off the Onision's infamy for personal gain, which, while certainly not specific to Onision, is that kind of thing Onision is known for as well. It's been a little while since I watched those videos, but she just seems to me to basically be Onision as a woman... she even kind of looks like a female Onision.
@jadenvanhess23416 жыл бұрын
seigeengine how is Aeon anything like Onision? Aeon hasn’t done anything nearly as bad as Onision and doesn’t act like him at all. She actually had fair criticism of his novel, onion boy is a shit writer. Sorry, I don’t make the rules but that’s just how it is.
@ladymopar20246 жыл бұрын
He called strange AEons some vulgar names, he then blocked her. Greg is just ugh
@queenelizabethi58686 жыл бұрын
His wife having a psych degree and staying with him is actually terrifying. She has the knowledge and ignores it
@Loveisneverending5 жыл бұрын
Queen Elizabeth I well he’s manipulative and an emotional abuser, she probably no longer believes in her own worth and value. When you are victimized by someone like that, you basically get brainwashed and it’s horrible
@0posssums5 жыл бұрын
Aren't their pronouns they/them?
@Julia-yj9qk5 жыл бұрын
casper uwu who fucking cares
@dank28045 жыл бұрын
From my experience, having knowledge and implementing knowledge are two vastly different things.
@sudzmackenzie9105 жыл бұрын
They are clearly abused and manipulated. I feel bad for them. They have children with him... :/
@evab.62406 жыл бұрын
"I could be a cop" No, Greg.. You're denying your taxes and flirting with 14 year olds. Not exactly ideal predispositions for a cop
@juniperrodley98434 жыл бұрын
Yeah, not enough physical violence.
@Eqha674 жыл бұрын
@@juniperrodley9843 he knows how to use candy corn as bullets though.
@NovikNikolovic4 жыл бұрын
@@juniperrodley9843 GOTEEM
@pestilence6543 жыл бұрын
He does abuse his partner though. He's probably cop material
@RainbowRoadCrashTest3 жыл бұрын
Theres a lot of cops out there that wanted to be one because so they can feel they have power for once in their life. Theres alot of dudes who have a controlfreak mentality like Greg that are already in the police force. So what is the ideal predisposition for a cop? If you say to serve and protect the people. You're living in a fantasy world.
@UnknownUnknown-mo7zg6 жыл бұрын
Is anyone creeped out by how he refuses to call his spouse by her name? It's like he doesn't want to acknowledge she isn't property.
@Chemeleon156 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth Cloudwalker He says “my spouse” because Lainey is non-binary and he’s afraid of saying “She.” If you listening to the second-to-last onion clip, 22:59 he says “well I guess, Kai, now” and 23:07 “...they...” I assume Lainey goes by the name Kai now.
@UnknownUnknown-mo7zg6 жыл бұрын
@@Chemeleon15 He said spouse so many times that any mention of a name was drowned out. Kai, Lainey, Laineybot, whatever the name is....the normal response is to say " Susan and I, " or " Susan says..." or " Yesterday Susan went to the store..." etc..not " Yeah, my spouse and I went to the club, had a few drinks, bumped uglies, etc," It sounds unnatural, regardless of his spouse claiming to be non-binary.
@akaMyThought6 жыл бұрын
@@Chemeleon15 can you call one an apliance or is that insulting if it claims to be a Walmart toaster?
@chey2616 жыл бұрын
Greg literally is doing the same things he accused Shane of doing - manipulating people - trying to make people feel sympathetic - being melodramatic and probably exaggerating Those are just what I've seen so far.....
@seigeengine6 жыл бұрын
All interactions with other people are manipulation, most of which involves trying to make them sympathetic. What constitutes melodrama is subjective. Individual perception of or emotional responses to things is not static between people. Be careful not to overzealously identify what you want to be there.
@jadenvanhess23416 жыл бұрын
You forgot doing weird grooming shit with underage fans.
@XxemoXxswaq5 жыл бұрын
seigeengine Shut up, Greg.
@DREAMCAST0MATIC5 жыл бұрын
Dont forget praying on children
@tsfbaf3035 жыл бұрын
Chey N They are both fake but Onision is more dangerous than Shane.
@gracelaw19876 жыл бұрын
“I lost my cars” I can’t even afford groceries some weeks because of my tuition bills
@beachesincali76065 жыл бұрын
same, honestly he's being over-dramatic.
@TheFrogInYourClosetWatchingYou4 жыл бұрын
@@beachesincali7606 but he lost his cars....
@pikihoes43454 жыл бұрын
@@bang5603 they were probably joking
@lowrider81hd4 жыл бұрын
Yeah ok I get your point. But that was your choice. Just like it’s his choice to buy multiple cars. I hope you don’t have kids who have to go hungry because you chose to take out a loan for some silly degree.
@pissapocalypse4 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna invalidate people's problems, but this is Onision and I don't feel bad for him. I used to, but then he kept doing shit
@SuperJimtendo6 жыл бұрын
Young James Spader is right, Onision should never be a cop. “Ma’am I pulled you over for speeding. You can either pay this ticket or I can handcuff you in basement.”
@xbigex8336 жыл бұрын
He was Security Forces in the air force thats the equivalent of a cop, and with his rocky relationship with the air force im sure he did terrible.
@IRTimKerr6 жыл бұрын
JAMES SPADER!!! YES! THANK YOU!!! It was killing me trying to figure out who he reminds me of!
@jnsn_paint6 жыл бұрын
Apt comparison.
@jnoirj31246 жыл бұрын
@SomethingToFear To me he looks more like a young Rob Schneider, minus the poofy hair lol.
@21jd_6 жыл бұрын
*YOUNG JAMES SPADER* OH MY GOD
@courtneyw.64566 жыл бұрын
Onision reminds me of a dog that keeps throwing up and then said dog eats its own vomit. (Repeatedly)
@Megan-ir3ze6 жыл бұрын
Courtney W. GREATEST COMPARISON LMAO
@yaaayy1236 жыл бұрын
Courtney W. I hate how accurate this is
@Cloud_less6 жыл бұрын
Please don’t offend dogs this way 😔
@BecauseSnickers6 жыл бұрын
Then it will die soon
@duff066 жыл бұрын
Actually, more like this: Dog that shits, eats its shit, pukes it back up, eats the puke, pukes it back up, eats the puke, pukes it back up, eats the puke, pukes it back up, eats the puke, pukes it back up, eats the puke, pukes it back up, and then fucking dies because its too fucking stupid to stop. Dogs are stupid. Onision is stupider.
@sarahkatherine95785 жыл бұрын
6:50 “if you have a 30% tax, Youre losing half your income.” ... maybe he should go back to school
@macaronicheese87215 жыл бұрын
Lol. Well taxes plus other fees added up, cost of living yeah you don't keep much of your money..but that did sound dumb
@Cynnas5 жыл бұрын
@@macaronicheese8721 cost of living means you don't keep your money? Wth? Your money goes towards your cost of living the issue of keeping isn't applicable in that respect
@aly96214 жыл бұрын
I think he was implying a starting tax of 30% in addition to the 20% added for being self employed. Still bs though
@freeradical87054 жыл бұрын
That's not what he actually said though. He said that someone who's self employed has an additional 20% tax to pay so IF you already have, let's say, a 30% tax THEN you loose half your income. So, mathematically speaking, that's correct. It might be bias indeed, though.
@angelshalo4 жыл бұрын
His math was right but he's wrong about the tax on self employment income. I'm an accountant.
@angeloffish6 жыл бұрын
Who else is cringing when Onision is talking?
@lovielee12006 жыл бұрын
I do every single time... *So damn hard*
@myeeeeeh6 жыл бұрын
Me
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole6 жыл бұрын
The Wolf Princess it’s gotten to the point where i can only listen to his voice if it’s in a commentary video like this. it just feels better knowing that there’s at least one other person suffering with me tbh. plus it’s only bearable if people interject while he’s talking so i can have a little break in between his ravings.
@gabbyweber40746 жыл бұрын
When he was talking about bringing in young girls and it being "legal" in his state and "legal" to marry young women in his state. I low key dry heaved. Not a full puke but a "what the hell is this; wtf is wrong with you" kinda thing. I watched the vid before this one.. Onion boy is literal garbage.
@danwic6 жыл бұрын
I cringe whenever I see onision's face let alone hear his voice. Repzion makes up for it tho :) I'm totally loving that jumper he's wearing :)
@ilovemusic25436 жыл бұрын
he has a family and is constantly putting them through this bs because he thinks hes too good to obey laws that everyone else has to follow
@trygveplaustrum46346 жыл бұрын
I always smirk when reviews get more money than the original content. The reviewers managed to pull gold out of lead! And you're MAD about it?!
@jerrymcdonald29995 жыл бұрын
no offense, I thought you were a onionboi fan until I read the second sentence.
@katiemillican25626 жыл бұрын
honestly onion boy at 10:00 reminds me of me when i’m pissed off about someone/something. however, the difference is i am a sixteen year old hormonal teenage girl and he’s a grown man with a wife and children
@jessicarabbit2.0355 жыл бұрын
Katie Millican pfft
@electrom.17035 жыл бұрын
iM a hOrMoNaL tEEnAgEr
@beachesincali76065 жыл бұрын
SAME! But I'm a 20 year old woman with PTSD, which can make me act childish, something I'm overcoming that he's clearly not lmao.
@bowmanwright5326 жыл бұрын
Also “My spouse is a psych major” weird vicarious flex.
@carlbaker98176 жыл бұрын
Bowman Wright I felt that
@skyrimbarbie52535 жыл бұрын
“One of my kids wants to be a youtuber but I can’t let them” at this time his children were literally like 2 and 5.
@TwinkleTwinkleTruly6 жыл бұрын
Boohoo, someone doesn’t like my book and my “non-biased” “documentary” didn’t do so great! :’( I cheated on my taxes and now the government is mad at me, it’s so unfair! *insert more manipulation and crocodile tears here* He’s insufferable! >x
@hoppinginpuddles6 жыл бұрын
My favourite part is that he calls it a bill. As if this is what happens. Nah dude, that's a FINE.
@seigeengine6 жыл бұрын
Isn't it just taxes? He didn't pay taxes. These are the taxes he owes. No?
@hzuiel6 жыл бұрын
The hilarious thing is this is about typical for leftists, they want tons of free shit handed out by the government, but when they actually have to pay the ridiculous taxes that are required to pay for all that shit, they're like "fuck this, i'm not paying that!"
@Dragonbleps6 жыл бұрын
I think any group or "side" would hate to have him
@seigeengine6 жыл бұрын
@hzuiel Less crack before you crack.
@Naomeme6 жыл бұрын
'I had to sell my house' If your house was worth a mansion, you can literally BUY another house and STILL pay off what you owe the IRS.
@wetham44616 жыл бұрын
i know! everything he has is worth so much money. he's not going to fucking die if he downgrades. it would save him money! "im struggling to feed my family", bitch sell one of those $10,000 computers.
@wetham44615 жыл бұрын
@Bobby Joe thank you
@Dragoderian5 жыл бұрын
Sell ONE of his houses.
@minivan-qg3dc5 жыл бұрын
Onision is that kid in the corner of math class who jokingly says, “Hitler is my favorite *president* “but secretly means it
@GeneralZod995 жыл бұрын
When was Hitler a President?
@minivan-qg3dc5 жыл бұрын
GeneralZod99 that’s the joke....
@lowrider81hd4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know a single kid that ever would say that, sorry... Maybe a better example is Bernie Sanders.
@myquest6664204 жыл бұрын
GeneralZod99 there are 3 things in life you can always count on. Death, taxes and KZbin commenters not picking up sarcastic nuance.
@B_Squar3d4 жыл бұрын
I mean, Hitler did quote some US presidents (Andrew Jackson and the Trail of Tears chief among them) as well as the USA's sense of nationalism as his inspiration so you're not too off the mark.
@xUsako6 жыл бұрын
"She made more money than all my book sales" That should tell you a lot about how well your book was written then.
@juliusbeutler70906 жыл бұрын
xUsako To be fair, "Twilight" was very successful
@janelbbuck6 жыл бұрын
@@juliusbeutler7090 I hate to say this cause I love to saying anything is better than twilight but. Twilight is better than Onion boys book. Urgh, I barfed a little saying that but it's true.
@jnsn_paint6 жыл бұрын
Twilight is an easy to read book. The few snippets of onion boys book I've read were a chore to get through
@yukkikatsuki33416 жыл бұрын
jerk caller-outer i have to agree Twilight is easy to read its not really a good book but its not a job to read
@jnsn_paint6 жыл бұрын
@@yukkikatsuki3341 haha absolutely! But goth 12 year old me kinda liked them. Nowadays I want something with more going on but it worked for the demographic at the time
@I_am_milan6 жыл бұрын
"Onision is half a million in debt" A merry Christmas afterall 😊🎄🎉🎊
@anon28986 жыл бұрын
Leisure no it’s not he deserves it for thinking he can do whatever he wants without consequences they even warned him to stop before they fined him.
@anon28986 жыл бұрын
Leisure I can see that if he was just an average person on KZbin but he’s a bully and a narcissistic person he deserves it.
@whyborn30566 жыл бұрын
🎼It’s the most wonderful time of the year
@xoxopuppies12xoxo6 жыл бұрын
I am milan Santa delivered
@MashZ6 жыл бұрын
@Leisure he brought it on himself.He was probably thinking "who the F is government to tell me to stop"
@unholierthanthou77485 жыл бұрын
Onision: "She called me oNiOn sOmEtHiNg" Me: guess those two brain cells can't remember the word 'boy'. Also Onision: "Shane Dawson was with a bOy" Me: oh no?
@jeaniejbutler49115 жыл бұрын
I have called him onion head for yrs now.
@WillieManga4 жыл бұрын
So was Kai.
@tastyloaf54876 жыл бұрын
Copernicus called Turns out Greg isn't the center of the universe
@theninjas28705 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Jung are you a dumbass? Like for real?
@boxlessthinking67876 жыл бұрын
Greg's eyelashes look like they're actively trying to leave him.
@breannataylor45866 жыл бұрын
Do you blame them? Tbh I would too
@trepidation_r74646 жыл бұрын
Yeah like somebody is pulling them from his face
@thisiscait6 жыл бұрын
Not to mention his eyebrows... And his hair... And his sanity...
@floraline22086 жыл бұрын
Cait P. But funnily enough not his (third) wife
@boxlessthinking67876 жыл бұрын
@@breannataylor4586 shoot, someone should have made a joke about that...
@MeezCheese6 жыл бұрын
My husband is active duty military and every year we use Turbo tax... every year we get the green check at the end and for the last 3 years we’ve been audited. Turbo tax does NOT say “you won’t be audited” I believe it says “chances of being audited are slim”.
@cynthiaettinger97305 жыл бұрын
M̤̈Ë̤Ë̤Z̤̈ C̤̈Ḧ̤Ë̤Ë̤S̤̈Ë̤ , so sorry about you having been audited so many times. Lets hope 3’s the charm! I was audited once many years ago and practically have a meltdown every tax season. I wanted to say that in my case and true for many...you get a huge flag red when you go from average income to a much higher income within one year. He is so disturbing and Repzion keeps me sane and grounded. Thank you Rep
@JB-wo5pe6 жыл бұрын
Jesus he’s so broke he stopped taking showers 😂
@jakdolphi5 жыл бұрын
I believe he never did
@unholierthanthou77485 жыл бұрын
He's not broke. He practically owns a fucking mansion.
@unholierthanthou77485 жыл бұрын
@x That mansion was worth enough to buy a new house and pay off what he owed.
@legendaeri5 жыл бұрын
Just A Random Person it was a joke on the fact that he looked sweaty lol
@aporue58932 жыл бұрын
there's no visible difference.
@mrfudge58696 жыл бұрын
"Please pay for my mistakes! I refuse to front up the money for my fines." Greg essentially. This guy calls himself an intellectual, yet the debts he accumulated dictate otherwise.
@indicababy55136 жыл бұрын
mr fudge he also never went to college and his "education" is first page google searches.
@mrfudge58696 жыл бұрын
@@indicababy5513 Oh yeah, I forgot to add that. He's a prime example of intelligence, Stephen Hawking would have been jealous of Greg's super high IQ
@airiakizuki55926 жыл бұрын
So Greg wants to go to prison? Refusal to pay your fines will likely land you there.
@devongrace22676 жыл бұрын
I like how, in the beginning, his doggo is like, "Dad. Don't hit your head on the table, Dad."😂💙🐶
@Senordisastermaster6 жыл бұрын
I wonder how terrible the book had to be if a video review made more money than it.
@seigeengine6 жыл бұрын
That's not how that works. Most well written books barely make any money, and then you get terribly written trash like twilight that sells over a hundred million copies.
@alanmooreisrasputinreincar81065 жыл бұрын
@@seigeengine yes because j.k rowling doesn't own 3 mansions and george RR martin is completely broke my god you're such an onision fanboy
@seigeengine5 жыл бұрын
@@bernadettracz9792 Are you actually stupid enough that you think a couple examples of well written books that are also popular, basically all of which are old is evidence against a general rule? Yea, okay. I didn't say anything about Onision. Stop being a triggered nutjob degenerate.
@tinymegazell60605 жыл бұрын
@@XxemoXxswaq amen!
@TarynnSunDragon5 жыл бұрын
@@seigeengine I beg to differ on the old part. the only actually old books Bernadette named were Pride and Prejudice and Jane Eyre. HP's series and Book Thief were within the last 20 years... NOT old. You must be one of Onion boy's very young fangirls, that is, if you're not the Onion boy himself. I mean, being either one would explain your misremembering how old the books listed are. Young girl, you wouldn't necessarily know the ages of those books in the list. and if Joanne is right and you ARE the Onion boy, then, assuming you are, you were so angry you stopped thinking and went straight to ad hominem instead of actually checking your facts, as I've seen you do many times. BTW, in the case that you ARE the Onion boy, you need to learn how to grammar, spell, and punctuate, and how to write a coherent, believable plot before you try publishing a novel. I've seen both Strange Aeon's review and Krimson Rogues', and judging by the quotes from the book that they read, I can see exactly why they don't sell, why you couldn't find an actual publisher and had to do the job yourself, and why I shouldn't waste one milisecond of my time reading it, or any of the other books, for that matter. No one will take you seriously if you don't even bother to SPELL things correctly or use punctuation correctly.
@simplysaltine20126 жыл бұрын
Ouch I’m going for a psych degree for child psychology but besides that burn there’s a reason A spouse who had a medical degree (im including psychology because therapist and psychiatrist) aren’t allowed to treat/diagnose their partners because of bias so Onion here saying “my wife has a psych degree” means basically nothing since she is not allowed to diagnose him :)
@indicababy55136 жыл бұрын
She’s also done nothing with it...
@visitorzeta16696 жыл бұрын
@x Yep, especially since I'm a college drop out with nothing but the internet at my disposal, even I know BPD stands for Bi-pedal dog
@CourtneyMarie-ep6ez6 жыл бұрын
@@visitorzeta1669 oh...i thought it was big purple dick? Well this is embarassing.
@Catalina-Winemixer6 жыл бұрын
CourtneyMarie 6661 big purple dinosaur. Respect Barney, you insensitive fuck.
@PBMS1236 жыл бұрын
Well a psychiatrist is a Dr first. As in a fully qualified medical Doctor. They can't officially diagnose them sure, but it doesn't mean they can't see things, or say with reasonable surety that someone has a disorder.
@Renostat_5 жыл бұрын
"I haven't insulted her" *continues to make fun of Strange Aeons' eyebrows and lipstick*
@Zeeezeee16 жыл бұрын
I really don't know what Greg is trying to do with any of his videos besides embarrass himself
@jaimereynolds2586 жыл бұрын
I don't even think he knows at this point.
@armor1z6 жыл бұрын
He's hoping the little kiddies who donate to him will up their donations.
@KanishQQuotes6 жыл бұрын
He lacks self awareness.
@lorenajenny6 жыл бұрын
He is pathetic. He wants to come off as the victim when in reality he is very manipulative and overly dramatic once his false accusations backfired! He went to attack Shane out of jealousy, now he is being petty because people are calling him out on his BS and KZbin probably gave him a strike for bullying and lying.
@madting80826 жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder that Lainey thought BPD stood for “bipolar disorder” so her degree means even less
@Yawyna1246 жыл бұрын
Bweehehee. I mean, people who don't know things often scramble up the two, but if you're expected to be knowledgeable in that field, then you shouldn't be making that mistake.
@Handsomeanthony686 жыл бұрын
Degrees in general mean absolutely nothing. I did 7 years as a medic in the Army, and every time I hear a nurse talk it terrifies me how little they actually know.
@me0wlodyy7636 жыл бұрын
I can't facepalm hard enough.. >
@nikkidarkangelpnope84006 жыл бұрын
BPD is Borderline Personality Disorder actually not bipolar disorder which is Major depressive disorder with episodes of mania
@madting80826 жыл бұрын
Nikkidarkangel Yvonne Alabaster yeah we know. I think anyone with half a brain cell knows.
@trashpanda93776 жыл бұрын
Something I don't think Gregory realized is that no one knows that those characters are based on his friends that died. And even if they really are he's just not a good enough writer to realistically write them. Aeons wasn't attacking him or his friends or anything, she was criticizing it and giving it a review in an entertaining manner. Maybe if he was actually entertaining he'd understand.
@pinkpugginz5 жыл бұрын
I dont believe a word that comes out of his mouth.
@xxkittyxx25994 жыл бұрын
He wrote sex scenes with almost all the characters in his books, so in his own mindset, he made fantasy porn scenes with his friends that died. That says a lot more about him than it does about Aeon.
@uncletapeworm91076 жыл бұрын
love these recent uploads, i've been around on your channel for years and i can really tell that you're finally enjoying making vids again
@Raz0rking6 жыл бұрын
yeah..one can see him gettin old xD
@TaraVanflower6 жыл бұрын
It's gross this guy ever made enough money to own a mansion in the first place. And we're supposed to feel sorry for him MAYBE having to get an actual job? Not likely.
@TaraVanflower6 жыл бұрын
also, what's the deal with his hair wings? #pettycommentispetty
@trygveplaustrum46346 жыл бұрын
If the guy did anything worth enough money to buy a mansion (curing diseases, bringing wealth to the people, et cetera), I'd feel sorry for him. I don't feel sorry for him.
@dash-x6 жыл бұрын
There’s a big difference between large wealthy mansion, and a McMansion. Those aren’t as expensive as one would think. Also they bring down the neighborhood value,so lots of people hate them. Cheaply made tract houses in mansion form. 🤷🏻♀️
@katc20406 жыл бұрын
Ashleighe Simpson “not as expensive” girl speak for yourself my house is old and a piece of shit it was so much more then I would think
@singulartrout5 жыл бұрын
omfg I noticed something GREAT: on the right side of Onion Boy when he's talking there's a black shadow that keeps moving up that's just the reflection of the teleprompter lmao
@thetravelingspectator41245 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice the shadow until you pointed it out but I did notice he kept looking at the same thing off camera.
@micky_knuckles4 жыл бұрын
I don't think it was a teleprompter, I think it's probably a thing where he's doing his whole schpiel somehow live, maybe for his patreon subscribers?
@girlwriteswhat6 жыл бұрын
Onision's kid on KZbin 10 years in the future: "Sonny of 5".
@Tengokuchi6 жыл бұрын
That's a horrific thought.
@Opheliamamars6 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@aly58916 жыл бұрын
Like daddy o five as in he’s gonna beat his kids? Just clarifying
@kiera84316 жыл бұрын
Aly Robot Nah like the kid has 5 parents who get chained up in the basement regularly
@NikaZeWaal6 жыл бұрын
I don't think onision is able to take care of a child.
@johnnyscifi6 жыл бұрын
The guys got "houses", and "cars" clearly, hes been living gluttonously for the past decade
@Lyndiloo6 жыл бұрын
I explained Onision to my 70 year old father the other day and he's not taking my calls now.
@RemyKBartels5 жыл бұрын
Has he picked up yet?😆😆
@-Twotonepony-5 жыл бұрын
@@RemyKBartels Haha, why would he?
@KelseyDrummer3 жыл бұрын
Are you talking now?
@iain20806 жыл бұрын
I love your doggos concern for you in the intro
@angeloffish6 жыл бұрын
Iain O'C it was so sweet.
@baraness246 жыл бұрын
he was doin' him a concern
@angeloffish6 жыл бұрын
TooRouxlsForKaards was probably worried he was hurting himself.
@catmadigan77636 жыл бұрын
“Daaaaaad, you kay?”
@grindcoreninja65276 жыл бұрын
He snacc He protact He gives sad bois lacks.
@polinagem6 жыл бұрын
I miss you man. You helped me grow and mature during my preteen years and helped me think straight. Thank you.
@KanishQQuotes6 жыл бұрын
You gay?
@ImogeneOctavio6 жыл бұрын
Same! His videos helped me shape my own opinions
@shaunbaines10046 жыл бұрын
I love it wen u rip that noob looking forworde to next
@catnapgee53576 жыл бұрын
LMFAO! No wonder the youth of today suck, look who they grow up with lol
@polinagem6 жыл бұрын
Catnap Gee there was a video a while back that Nash Grier (I think) and his friends made pointing out imperfections they see in girls. It made me insecure as a preteen when I first saw that video and repzion empowered me by making me accept my imperfections and not seeing them as something I shouldn’t have. I’m also not a social justice warrior feminist because of him. I live in a state where everyone thinks that way. He helped me become more open minded in general. In my opinion he’s done a lot more good then bad for me because I wasn’t happy before when I was told to think one thing and not knowing the other side. I disagree with some things he says, but for the most part he’s been an amazing influence. That’s just me, and it’s ok that you don’t have the same respect for him as I do.
@TheIndigoRose6 жыл бұрын
"I lost my car*s*?" As in multiple cars?! On top of a mansion? Dude. Who cares. Most people can't afford a 1 bedroom studio apartment. You should not be bitching about a MANSION and multiple cars!
@murdoxxed6 жыл бұрын
it's honestly funny that strange aeons made more money from that video than the money greg made on his book
@realmofthemisunderstood1665 жыл бұрын
social climb but it makes so much sense
@ms_shortcake5185 жыл бұрын
It's so perfect
@S3cr3t_Qw1rtz Жыл бұрын
Honestly I'm happy, that video was great.
@Shatterstar6 жыл бұрын
When you said he owned half a million due to a audit, I scared my dog with how loudly I laughed. WHY...AM I NOT..SURPRISED he tried to dodge paying his taxes?
@boppenheimer_005 жыл бұрын
I’m going to deal with this like an adult Whines to KZbin about how he got himself in half a million debt, refuses to get a job and blames everything else for the debt
@KanishQQuotes6 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately onision cannot hire a tax accountant There aren't any tax accountants who look like androgynous teenaged girls
@thegayestgoth6 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmmm
@gabbyweber40746 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoo that burn 😂😂
@SerafinaP6 жыл бұрын
So good! There really must not be or he would have found her by now.
@HeatherHolt6 жыл бұрын
kanishq ruhil haha!
@KanishQQuotes6 жыл бұрын
Didn't Greg said that all government does is suk tax money from people and then spends it on wars in other countries
@nouliemikaela47346 жыл бұрын
Onision’s meaning of the word “broke” is “cannot have the lifestyle he currently has” He is a liar to others and himself
@Co-Jinn5 жыл бұрын
Onion "You don't let your kid online" YEAH because he's worried they might be groomed by a creep like himself, right?
@destanyd6046 жыл бұрын
Maybe we will all get lucky and he will go to jail from this.
@radiatorbacon52396 жыл бұрын
That would be great, but he is also an influencer and might get internet privileges.
@ashuntaejackson63266 жыл бұрын
Man i freaking miss you! You helped me through alot of shit. You were actually the first atheist youtuber i watched when i came out. Thank for everything.❤️❤️
@minivan-qg3dc5 жыл бұрын
I bet that half of Onision’s patreons are people who forgot that they were even paying for that lol. Like when you forget to cancel builders club on Roblox and pay for it for years without realizing
@theretronians5 жыл бұрын
I'm still paying runescape membership
@minivan-qg3dc4 жыл бұрын
The Retronians at least that’s funny tho. Like imagine checking your bank account only to find out that you’ve accidentally been paying Onision’s bills lmao 😂
@kraye22136 жыл бұрын
I am so happy your channel exists. I don't have to give Onision views and still get to laugh at him.
@carlbaker98176 жыл бұрын
Karissa Besaw I felt that wow
@thewendigo10096 жыл бұрын
omg yes
@xoxopuppies12xoxo6 жыл бұрын
Me too girl me too
@starryrih6 жыл бұрын
Same
@grimble45646 жыл бұрын
Repzion and ÆONS are doing a real service for the American public
@skepticinall6 жыл бұрын
Live. Below. Your. Means. It's really that simple. Live below your means and save the excess. You dont need a mansion, or even multiple cars. This idea that you must expand to meet your exact income is insane to me.
@michellecallahan94966 жыл бұрын
Right? My partner and I live on roughly $1100 a month with no debt other than our house note and rarely go without what we want, let alone things we need. We own a home, 3 acres, and a vehicle, but it sure as fuck isn't a Tesla and a 6 bedroom mansion. Its insane to think that people actually believe it takes tons of money to live a life. Um no. What takes tons of money is your new iPhone, designer clothes, entirely too much living space, and multiple $200k cars. Ugh.
@skepticinall6 жыл бұрын
exactly
@hannahmae6766 жыл бұрын
He has this weird obsession with Shane 😂 Jealousy is an ugly trait
@mallelca83426 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was way younger, Onision totally sent a witch hunt against you and for a long time I didn't like your channel. I'm so glad Onision is getting the same treatment lately.
@lovielee12006 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole6 жыл бұрын
LOVIE LEE repzion and onision have a huge past. rep was one of the earliest youtubers to start calling him out. i’d definitely recommend digging deeper if you haven’t yet because it’s such a wild ride. ever seen someone debate with an actual sock?
@Nokomomo226 жыл бұрын
@@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole That sounds magic- HEY I KNOW YOU
@SkySilver7776 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about this was when he said "I could be a cop" and you shredded him. NO he most certainly COULDNT be a cop bc you have to pass a polygraph saying you've never had sexual feelings for/a romantic relationship with a minor and his youtube channel alone proves that he has. Hes a power hungry sociopath who ALSO was dismissed from the military and claims to have beaten up his dad- all things that would absolutely prevent him in any kind of public service position. AS IT SHOULD!
@galaxychar6 жыл бұрын
Sky Silver Polygraphs aren’t accurate at all lmao
@SkySilver7776 жыл бұрын
Charlie G they can be accurate. The actually are MOSTLY accurate. In rare situations a person can control their reactions and whatnot. Most people can’t. My comment still applies bc even if he passed the polygraph there’s piles of evidence to the contrary on his own channel.
@SkySilver7776 жыл бұрын
Nao yes it’s more possible to fail the test bc you are nervous. That is MORE likely than passing it when you’re actually lying bc you were able to “cheat it” bc most people can’t control their pulse, sweat, etc
@gulinotm6 жыл бұрын
@@SkySilver777 Yeah polygraphs arent even admissible in court lmao
@SkySilver7776 жыл бұрын
yeah you're missing my point. lmao........@@gulinotm
@mememe123955 жыл бұрын
conspiracy: onision just wants shane to do a documentary on him
@jeaniejbutler49115 жыл бұрын
lol, um I wouldnt hold my breath on that one... But in another universe I wonder what Shane would have to say about the less than normal(being nice here)?
@HatsuneTetoLuver216 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the last thing the world needs is Onionboy as one of its protectors through law enforcement. I wouldn't trust him to protect my pet hamster.
@radiatorbacon52396 жыл бұрын
Your hamster would immediately die at the sound of his voice saying "I'm a real adult I can watch a hamster".
@Mylifestoriesmaybe6 жыл бұрын
@@radiatorbacon5239 lol
@7mnee3656 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t trust him with my turtle 🐢
@SilentNightkiller9696 жыл бұрын
Honestly same.
@edenwinter43286 жыл бұрын
WHOA... He spent a whole day on his "documentary"
@alexm80736 жыл бұрын
Jesus onesion is literally the most emotionally manipulative person I’ve ever heard. At multiple points I felt myself feeling sorry for him before it would cut back to the review over him. He is extremely intelligent and it’s actually scary how quickly he can manipulate you if your not careful
@JennRighter6 жыл бұрын
I'm a waitress, bro. I don't even have health insurance-which is illegal. And you're crying about your tax fraud?! GTFO. Grow the eff up. I'm glad you feel sorry for yourself, because no one pities you. To live in such a bubble must be nice. The disgust I have can't be put into words.
@JennRighter6 жыл бұрын
@Reader B I work for a privately owned restaurant in Austin, Texas. It isn't an employer's responsibility to insure their employees-they can offer insurance but they cannot enforce anyone to sign up. I cannot afford company or government insurance. I also have no use for it (aside from the obvious potential of an unforeseen emergency situation-which isn't just automatically covered by insurance, companies fight tooth and nail to avoid paying for their clients medical bills).
@tinypasta16 жыл бұрын
It's not illegal yo be uninsured.... There are just penalties... No one is gonna come lock you up for not having health insurance...
@user87456 жыл бұрын
tiny pasta shes talking about the company, not herself.
@tinypasta16 жыл бұрын
@@user8745 I understand stand that... But she's insinuating that it's against the law... Period... To be uninsured. That's all... So yeah her company CANNOT make her sign up for health insurance.
@SArtisto16 жыл бұрын
Not having health insurance- man... it sucks tbh. If you cant afford it then you're screwed either way. They'll fine you $700 for not having it. Ask me how I know 😞 sad part is, it's cheaper for me to pay the fine then pay the insurance :/ Robbery I tell yah
@Alyssa-gw8hx6 жыл бұрын
His new house was nearly 500k, not 350k. He's incredibly dishonest.
@PeachFps6 жыл бұрын
Alyssa wow. Disgusting
@CelticFairyBox6 жыл бұрын
He could have easily bought a home in the country side in wa state (I live here) for under 200k. He spends money unwisely.
@johnlevie6 жыл бұрын
Wow. 500k wouldn’t even buy me a small apartment where I’m from. Would move to America in a heart beat
@TheMoonHuman6 жыл бұрын
That's nearly 700000 In aussie money jesus that's what all the rich people buy around here. Average cost of australia housing cost about 400000. Why does he have to have such an expensive house if hes gunna go broke? Liar
@CelticFairyBox6 жыл бұрын
@@johnlevie it's not all of America. Move to a big city or expensive area like California and a small apartments easily 500k.
@dragonpufftail5 жыл бұрын
Onision's should be banned from becoming a cop he would let all the power go to his head and say that "I am the law"
@meganarnett72015 жыл бұрын
dragon puff tail 2334 that mixed with his god complex would be deadly.
@Mischa21xo5 жыл бұрын
Megan Arnett sadly. They would probably love him. Think of all of the people he would write tickets for and send to jail or prison just because he could. Well, if he doesn't go there himself for not paying the fines lol
@truneilson5 жыл бұрын
He would not pass the psych exam and would be rejected.
@jeaniejbutler49115 жыл бұрын
dragon puff tail 2334, in order to become a cop they put you thru a crap load of tests to weed out potential bad apples. they test you for intelligence, how you handle stress, problem solving, dealing with verbal and physical abuse, ego, power issues, these are just a few of the many you must pass; In my humble opinion he would not pass even one of them..My brother was a cop, and even normal people with a mellow way of being/staying calm etc have a hell of a time getting thru them... So no way would he even come close to getting handed a uniform, badge and gun....nope wouldnt happen.
@moviestargf4 жыл бұрын
Jeaniej Butler well the tests aren’t fckin working
@321stfulbyisilb66 жыл бұрын
Something about him just calling his kid sacred is so freakish.
@ChaosArchives6675 жыл бұрын
He also changed his kods name to a character he fucked in his book...its sick
@nurdieh6 жыл бұрын
It's incredible how he is what a 33 year old ADULT and acts like there is nothing left for him to do. He has a family and needs to step up. KZbin isn't forever. Hell there are 14 year olds working minimum wage to make sure they have a roof under their head when their parents are dirt bags. I'm 19 and working on my first semester in college, and yes not everyone has that luxury and i'm thankful for that, although I still work minimum wage, study hard, and try to support my family. It's SO sad that he's 33 and can't even fathom the responsibility he has as an adult when there are teens working hard. One thing I learned in life, crying will not get you money into your wallet, you gotta work for what you want/need. Legit work two jobs, three if need be, hell sell pictures of your feet, but crying will not get you all the money you need in life. No. Sympathy. ALSO, you say you love your family too much but you sit there when Lainey/Cai? Is taking the toll of working. I can't believe him.
@gooseig93356 жыл бұрын
I’m p sure it’s Lainey/Eli
@christinapelton68926 жыл бұрын
@@gooseig9335 Lainey/Kai. Onion apparently got to choose the new name.
@nurdieh6 жыл бұрын
ScaryFood Anyone who tries hard enough for a brighter future.
@sochy61356 жыл бұрын
@ScaryFood it's amazing how often people take typos at face value
@nurdieh6 жыл бұрын
@ScaryFood Thank you! I wish the same for you!
@roadkillrabbit67745 жыл бұрын
"A documentary I spent all day on" 😂😂😂
@KanishQQuotes6 жыл бұрын
Onision - "this is me being me" Yes with enough foundation on my face that I can paint my house The one that I did not sell
@KanishQQuotes6 жыл бұрын
I feel turbo tax needs to sue onision Please flood turbo tax twitter with hate comments how they ruined the almighty onision
@Catalina-Winemixer6 жыл бұрын
And still cannot match his fucking neck. Why didn’t he listen to Willam on this?!
@jesisaloser6 жыл бұрын
12:16 HOW? ARE? YOU? THIS? DENSE?
@RedVelvetRabbit6 жыл бұрын
The struggle is real and we're all on this bus together.
@isotetra19126 жыл бұрын
Onision belongs on r/iamverysmart
@MyouKyuubi6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, your calling card to an internet bullying website isn't better than the psychological depravity that is Onision. You both belong there.
@isotetra19126 жыл бұрын
@@MyouKyuubi lol wtf all i said was that he thinks he's smarter than he really is. Isn't that the point of that subreddit? Why are you mad???
@moonchild63765 жыл бұрын
It's so sad that onion boy is making fake accounts to defend himself. Critiquing someone's terrible life choices; is not equal to "I think I'm smarter than everyone else". On the other hand, Gregma has repeatedly demonstrated how "smart" and "superior" he thinks he is, thus him being on that subreddit is justified.
@MyouKyuubi5 жыл бұрын
@@moonchild6376 No, it's still just bullying...
@ramennoods445 жыл бұрын
@@MyouKyuubi you literally dismissed your whole point by bullying the other person so... Calling someone a moron and retarded is bullying so you should take a look in the mirror bud
@psi_rockin6 жыл бұрын
If onion were a Kirby villain he'd be king dededuction
@naomigallacher73846 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo I read it in the announcers voice as well 😂
@oxycuntin20596 жыл бұрын
Haaaaa x) lol have my like
@armsock6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 too far
@ruth5406 жыл бұрын
Loving the pfp btw!!
@snowgrave24756 жыл бұрын
Final smash: IRS Audit
@AlexiasPlaylist6 жыл бұрын
Oh no rich boy lost his stuff now he doesnt get to have a class divide that gives him an exceptionally better life than others.
@CandyFlossFluff5 жыл бұрын
Shaking and crying rn
@syndicalist-05 жыл бұрын
I love how the onion thinks that 30% is half. Lol
@seigeengine5 жыл бұрын
Might want to pay attention. "if you guys know when you're self-employed there's a 20% tax on top of the tax that you're already getting taxed so if you have you know 30% tax you're losing half your income "
@vickig70276 жыл бұрын
Him asking for help from his patreons is essentially him asking them to pay for his mistakes.
@murphgfx6 жыл бұрын
You sir, have earned a loyal subscriber. These two Onision vide... I mean Christmas Presents are by far the best I've ever received.
@aszhara29006 жыл бұрын
Onision: "My spouse is a psych major" Ben Shapiro: "My wife is a doctor" Funny how two people that don't live in reality have literally the same argument for criticism towards them.
@tsfbaf3035 жыл бұрын
Shapiro‘s statements on religion destroy all his other points of facts over emotions.
@jadenthomas52615 жыл бұрын
CoolBeans4U I live with conservative parents so I’ve never heard criticism of Ben Sharpiro before so what’s the skinny on what he does bad?
@macaronicheese87215 жыл бұрын
@@jadenthomas5261 It's all a matter of opinion. He's not bad, he's not good. He's just him. I personally don't think he's the brightest person in the world, but he's definitely right about a lot of things.
@GeneralZod995 жыл бұрын
@@tsfbaf303 Considering that he doesn't use the Torah/Old Testament to make any arguments for his political opinions, I am baffled by your comment.
@Cynnas5 жыл бұрын
@@macaronicheese8721 "a matter of opinion" is a bad copout because opinions are based on information, experience and hopefully facts. You have reasons for your opinion and it can be a bad opinion for it or even wrong.
@emilskroics8396 жыл бұрын
And youtube algorithm is loving you bashing onion, since i got this video recommended.
@blackheartxcvii5 жыл бұрын
Right lol me too
@damnhellno5 жыл бұрын
Same 😄 and i LOVE IT
@SpookyStregaAL6 жыл бұрын
Does he still not get that just because he wrote a book based on true events and people doesn't mean that he has the talent and ability to recreate those characters and events with good writing?
@isabeaublea80086 жыл бұрын
Yes yes thank you for saying it!
@Randerson24095 жыл бұрын
I love how at the start, Repzion is banging his head, trying to seem depressed about this, and his doggo is like "Dad! Dad! Hi! Hi! Hi!" :)
@alyssamason95096 жыл бұрын
You "misgendered" Lainey @ 5:42 . Prepare for like 3 videos of him talking about how you made Lainey cry.
@HexManiacQuinn6 жыл бұрын
When even Onision called Lainey his "wife", then switched to "spouse" because people pointed out that him accusing other of misgendering and being a poor trans ally is a tad hypocritical when he does the same :P
@dm76266 жыл бұрын
Poor Kalvin lmao .
@salazar5566 жыл бұрын
......He seriously thinks he was defending Shane in that video?
"If you have 30% tax you loose half your income" wh....what? My little brother corrected him. My 12year old brother
@Ellie.does.art.6 жыл бұрын
I actually read his book, Stones to Abbigail (referred to as STA for the remainder of this comment) or whatever it’s called. The book is, as I consider it, the worst thing I have read in 2018. To give you a time frame, it took me 3 weeks to read this 115 page book, and within those 3 weeks I managed to read Seige and Storm, and Ruin and Rising, by Leigh Bardguo (two books I didn’t enjoy) before I finished STA. Both books are well over 300 pages each. Strange Aeons pretty much hit the nail on the head with her review, except she didn’t talk too much on the structure of the plot or writing itself, which deserve separate videos on their own. The characters were unbelievable, and as an author, Greg should be able to separate his personal life from what he declared HIMSELF as a piece of fiction with elements of truth mixed in. When you are pathetic enough to bitch about other people for reviewing YOUR BOOK, something you PUBLISHED FOR THE WORLD TO READ, you know it’s time to grow a thicker skin. I’ll do a review video on my bookish channel about STA, but just so I can bitch about the author and his shitty reactions to valid criticism (something I won’t be able to do in the video due to appearing professional or whatever) I would like to say that you can’t demonise a reviewer just because you don’t like what they said. When you are as popular as Greg is, or rather, infamous would be best suiting, you must expect negative reviews, and as an AUTHOR, you should find the value in such critiques. Instead, he finds ways to make her out to be a horrible person, mentioning the fact she mocked Davis (a detestable, one-dimensional character) despite him being based on his dead best friend. Regardless of which parts are based on reality, and which are false, the review was talking about the content presented, which was poorly written. In the end, it doesn’t matter if it based on tragedies that happened in Greg's life, they are included in works of FICTION and if he didn’t want people to critique his book, he shouldn’t have fucking published it then. Maybe get off your ass to earn the money you're losing instead of whining about how much Strange Aeons made off of a video, perhaps then you’ll have some sense of reality, you prick.
@KattReen6 жыл бұрын
Hey there, just petitioning for the abbrevation for this book to henceforth be referred to as STD. Otherwise, carry on.
@CoolStuffHere20116 жыл бұрын
@@KattReen Concurring with Cathrine's petition request.
@jacoblantom6 жыл бұрын
i wrote a book and trying to get it published. 115 pages? from all accounts a hack writer
@seigeengine6 жыл бұрын
Way too harsh. It is entirely normal to be upset by people making fun of things relating to tragedies in your life, and attacking someone over having a normal emotional response is just.... wow. Add to that that Aeon is a complete twat that's basically just a female Onision... I'd prefer the both of them to go away.
@seigeengine6 жыл бұрын
I didn't say it was above criticism, but hey, keep distorting the facts to push your agenda, and then pretend you're a not a malicious degenerate just as bad as Onision.
@MaddieJK6 жыл бұрын
Raise your hand if you think Onision should've been banned in May
@alyssamason95096 жыл бұрын
Should've been banned 7 years ago after recording Shiloh.
@MaddieJK6 жыл бұрын
MyCatsHateYou00 00 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@duckyoutoofoomufucka14636 жыл бұрын
No one should be banned it's his right to say what he wants and not be censored! People just need to stop watching the bullshit if they want him gone! He is a dumbshit and extremely annoying but thats no reason to censor him. I dont know how anyone can watch a full video if that dumbass he is so cringey!
@generichipstertrash30916 жыл бұрын
MaddieJK we wouldn’t have this video tho
@thegamingbird60206 жыл бұрын
I don't like him, however I am against censorship. Even Onison deserves a platform.
@Nimble966 жыл бұрын
17:36 the way he pronounced bonkers is enough for him to be arrested tbh
@Loveisneverending5 жыл бұрын
Nimble Slayer bongers
@SmellsLikeEMinor6 жыл бұрын
Shit...I 'm a bio major, so if I force some Onision logic...that gives me permission me to give medical advice. Sweet.
@TheBlueEmu986 жыл бұрын
Smells Like E Minor bio majors unite ✊🏼
@SmellsLikeEMinor6 жыл бұрын
@@TheBlueEmu98 Hey, you giving out unqualified medical advice yet? 🙂
@TheBlueEmu986 жыл бұрын
Smells Like E Minor well I’m going to school to be DMV so just about dogs 😂