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[@BabyDingo33]

"I'll ruin your life with one phone call!" "I'll end your life with one phone." Not even a threat - just a statement. Gets me every time!!

[@rustygear447]

And the phone is just for style point

[@inevitable48]

Not even a threat? It is literally a threat. Which is also a statement.

[@michaelquillen2679]

I have a good acquaintance who is friends with Alan Ritchson. He told me that Alan was not sure he did the character justice. I told him to tell Alan that, in my opinion, that he effin' knocked the character of Reacher out of the ballpark!!!!

[@travisvanalst4698]

A bit short still. But he did the character justice.

[@willmoore8708]

Oh, absolutely! Certainly better than those two ridiculous Tom Cruise flicks. I couldn't stop giggling through those.

[@Charles-oe4kj]

Nah he did an amazing job a hell of a lot more believable than Tom cruises version

[@brianm2242]

​@@willmoore8708Tom Cruise did great work with the analytical side of Reacher, not so much the physical.

[@jimj.9106]

You read the books and you look at Alan you just have smile. He is Reacher! This is only the second time that a character from a movie/series was perfectly cast from the book.

[@Toverneger]

"Can I help you?" "No." One of the best dialogues of the series, so dry and passive it's hilarious.

[@RetrogradeRecall]

It's absolutely what Jack Reacher would respond. I love it and can't wait to start watching the series. Love the novels

[@tigerwillofficial3745]

Y'all left out the funniest one The "You're not my daddy!, Ratio Finlay's my daddy" scene when Reacher is makin fun of him😂😂

[@ellerose1178]

I love how half of these aren’t jokes…they’re promises. 😂

[@juanoro-barcenas79495]

Can't wait for Season 2 of Reacher. Hopefully it releases pretty soon.

[@scottmatthew9605]

Christmas apparently so next month I guess

[@borissimo300]

In December. There is a trailer already.

[@justinking9975]

I think December 15th, to be exact. I can’t wait either. I’ve probably watched first season at least ten times.

[@trollwayy5981]

December 15th

[@helljumper5601]

December 15 is the release date

[@ashleyellis182]

I went into the first season not really expecting much after being encouraged to watch it by a few friends. I got into it after the first episode and glad I was swayed into watching it. The show is so good, Alan Ritchson's one liners are brilliant and completely deadpan. As much as I enjoyed Tom Cruise's portrayal of Jack Reacher in the two movies (hope I don't get hate for saying that), Alan Ritchson's version of him is so much more true to how he was in the books, they picked the best person for this show and the subtle comedy they throw in as well makes it so much better.

[@peterbenson2185]

No hate... Cruise played it his way, and as a long time Reacher fan, I actually enjoyed the interpretation... BUT... This is, like you say, a lot truer to the book, And Richson plays Reacher like he was born for the role.

[@asmosisyup2557]

I never read the books, so was able to watch Tom's movies without prior character expectations and they were pretty good.

[@psychee1]

I'm a sucker for elaborate conspiracy/murder mysteries and this is pretty much exactly that. Only he's more John Wick than Sherlock Holmes.

[@andrewakker4833]

Tom nailed the personality of Reacher but obviously didn't have the physique, Alan has both.

[@VVishq]

Thanks to Alan and Tom we got to see two amazing Reachers instead of none. That's the statement.

[@gilman7608]

I am persian and that persian taxi driver did him dirty😂 Good comeback though😅

[@alikarimi7056]

Which episode is that ? 2:39

[@chrisjackson1889]

2:23 I just love the “Yes sir” at the end😂

[@VA_Nightshade]

People lose a lot of courage when they learn the idiot near them actually understands their forign language.

[@DailyShit.]

Alan thinking he did not do this character justice is exactly why is he is a good Reacher 🤣

[@MaxineWilliams-ej9on]

"For the record, I'm not a vagrant, I'm a hobo." 😂😂😂

[@Dctctx]

It’s an important distinction

[@yolandemaloney371]

Alan Ritchson did Reacher better than Tom Cruise. That's for sure. He will always be Jack Reacher. No one else. Can't wait for season 2 in December.

[@phuc6763]

This is better than that, that is worse than this blah blah blah Can you guys just stop comparing those two versions? Did Tom Cruise take your electricity bills? Did him f*ck your wife? Or killed anyone which went against the law? No, he didn't. Even Alan said by himself that he didn't want to compare those twos. What a shame. Minding businesses which ain't yours is never good. And no one ask you for that. Take your time to do something's better for your life. Peace.

[@gubernational57]

“I’ll end your life with one phone”. Probably one of the most legendary lines ever written

[@asifhanif1045]

Missing the scene where Roscoe follows him and Reacher confronts her by saying “what are you doing here? You’re ruining my investigation.” That was hilarious

[@jnbargen5449]

Honestly, as someone who’s only ever seen Alan Ritchson as Thad Castle this was a crazy change of pace, but 100% a welcome one

[@gimme31]

for sure. I thought I wouldn't be able to take him seriously, but he killed this role.

[@BOLD_PLAYZ]

This is the definition of a perfect Casting

[@matoplays3484]

I loved the first interaction between Reacher and Roscoe in the police station when they brought him in.

[@warscout5091]

"She likes to poke the bear" 😂

[@stbu9709]

06:40 “I will ruin your life with one phone call” “I’ll end your life with one phone” 😂😂😂 awesome!

[@ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909]

Who ever wrote this series! True legend. The casting is top class!

[@Temuldjin]

Boy do I have some cool info for you. It's a book series, if you like the tv series, look up the books :)

[@albertgisiri9605]

Lee Child

[@RintTheReaver]

@@albertgisiri9605 loved his little cameo too!

[@Salicat99]

​@RintTheReaver where/when/who was the cameo?

[@nathantowler4203]

​@@Salicat99guy in the diner end of s01

[@KingSlayer_.]

"I dont need a laywer." Is a sentence no one should ever say😂 especially when you find yourself a murder suspect.

[@user-ck5rh4ky6u]

And even worse is when he continues "didn't kill anybody. At least not recently and not in this town". He would definitely get prosecuted for all the killing he did later as well. But well, that's a superhero show, you can only expect so much realism in it (:

[@asmosisyup2557]

It's amazing how little being innocent means sometimes when someone else is dead set on you being guilty.

[@Eadwulf_Skald]

@@user-ck5rh4ky6u Are you dense? How can he be prosecuted for people he killed under orders in the service of the US military? That's not how it works...

[@sa34w]

@@user-ck5rh4ky6uhe was a veteran, those guys did all kinds of killing

[@user-ck5rh4ky6u]

@@sa34w, no shit.

[@mt3311]

"You lookin for payback..." "Payback, justice, revenge, I'm lookin for the whole gang."

[@ChrisVillagomez]

Alan Ritchson is perfect as Reacher. I've loved him ever since he starred in Lazer Team with Rooster Teeth but he's such a genuinely cool guy

[@BalrogUdun]

What’s missing from modern action movies is the art of one liners and being able to have fun while still taking the story seriously. Alan Ritchson would have been a household name if this was the 80s.

[@bryanduncan1640]

This guy or Cruise - no contest!

[@RambinoYT]

Best series on Prime, no fucking doubt! Can't wait for season 2! And more after that, they better do more! Alan is amazing in this show, he is the Henry Cavill of The Witcher...the man meant for the job

[@BruCipHiF]

"Do you want to dance the tamborito with me?" "So... you want me to lead, or...?" Best joke in the season, missed opportunity for this video :D

[@mattorama]

Thad Castle definitely went places in life.

[@mannysmith5397]

"I was embarassed ordering that" lmao.

[@TheScribe1.0]

5:06 I guess that’s his way of saying “I could’ve escaped anytime.”

[@rainbowspectre1218]

Okay, I'll rewatch reacher again

[@Rough_Estimates]

He was so good at Reacher the Men In Black wiped my mind of Tom Cruise.

[@diverdhal4013]

Tom who?

[@jd52wtf]

Those weren't "Reacher" movies. Just because he put the name on there doesn't means that it translated. They missed the mark. This is 1000% better in every way.

[@FreeChickenSandwiches]

Only Alan Ritchson can make Alan Ritchson look small

[@barisbal7782]

cant believe you've forgot ''you aint my daddy... horatio finley's my daddy'' ''you're kind of jacked'' ''really?'' ''no'' ''we played hangman''

[@user-qx4qr7zf3k]

Watched the video just for the 'you're kind of jacked', was disappointed...

[@kevinshea7547]

“You would have figured it out, and then you would have died.”

[@NecroViolator]

I LOVE this series. absolute one of my favorites !..

[@jonesjones242]

If they make a live action incredibles movie they should have Alan Ritchson as Mr. Incredible

[@robgoald]

SUCH a good series!! Dec 15 can't come quickly enough.

[@cyclingnut2122]

Mind ya business elbow patches 😂😂 and that head movement just brilliant

[@jd52wtf]

This series was better than both Tom Cruise "Reacher" movies put together. Season two please.

[@zeonos]

Tom Cruiser Reacher was like the live action version of Dragonballs, neither exists.

[@Arcadiez]

read the books tom doesn't fit for shit.

[@JoeyP946]

the ziptie part kills me xD

[@Agent00KK]

Do you wanna dance the tambourino with me? 😂

[@ghostkilla931]

He got bigger for season 2. He could actually break cuffs now. I hope he does.

[@1231crazykiller]

As a i said on another video, Alan is perfect to play Doom Guy

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

I remember watching this actor in a small unknown film called Lazer Team

[@Malchow11345]

Good old Rooster Teeth 😂

[@n0body550]

Holy shit 😂

[@shakira.rahman8786]

Season 2 Reacher makes this one look like a sweet summer child😄

[@sibertiger1970]

Im so annoyed that Reacher is coming back on a weekly drop. Reacher is best binged all at once. So now I gotta wait even longer before I can watch it (as if there wasnt a long enough wait between seasons). Prime, you got some good shows. You dont have to wait so long to drop the next season.

[@spiderboy-db5us]

I think they’re doing it to build up more hype around the show and to get people to talk about it more and spreading word of mouth

[@susandunn7207]

My only criticism of them releasing it weekly is that the last 3 or 4 weeks they only released one weekly. Two at a time would have been nicer

[@captainblighe7297]

Ritchson rocks Reacher

[@robertsutphen2333]

Can’t wait! I’ve read the books…..this follows very close !

[@genralreno]

This dude is master chief in present day

[@silverfox1754]

Bro where is the naming the dog "Jack" joke that was one of the best one liner comebacks in this season

[@daniellesullivan1703]

I can hardly wait for season 2

[@swampfuel20]

Awesome series ! Lil Tommy Cruise-tone ‘s Reacher was a joke…

[@ckraynor1214]

This series, along with The Terminal List, are legendary shows.

[@MaxineWilliams-ej9on]

Young Reacher: "I'm sorry. I'm sorry the left side of his face doesn't look like the right."

[@CaptainDangeax]

Great show, the best since years

[@californiahiker9616]

I just watched the first 3 episodes and had to laugh many times! Perfectly cast, filmed, edited, great stunt work!

[@84Yeratel]

Season 2 can't come soon enough

[@abhiram6087]

Music adds a comedy tone these one liners😁😁......loved this video.

[@user-xf1lw5vc8q]

Loved it! Cant wait for Season 2. Hopefully you''ll release it soon. Waiting patiently for date. releaseKeeping a eye out

[@mrdrummer2564]

They just released the trailer for Season 2!

[@user-rs8gz9us1g]

These One-Liners are superb ! ! !

[@ranzort]

Loved Thad. Also liking Reacher a lot

[@bobgenghiskhan2499]

OK I'll rewatch Season 1

[@jonasjunior5664]

Cansado de esperar pela segunda temporada. Essa vale a pena!

[@davester1432]

You left out "Who's watching the door?"

[@stephengrigg5988]

The pie scene was a good payoff

[@v42dyk36]

4:15 this is what I say when someone take my favorite seat on the bus, that makes my trip ruin.

[@nicktroisi6347]

6:47 😂😂😂

[@nomadkeller8612]

Amazing writing!

[@konshance]

honestly if someone like that came back at me with the phone line. my immediate answer would be "ah ok, what can I do you for sir?"

[@MohaganyXD]

Who would have guessed Reacher is so clippable

[@shellydehart8217]

I can’t wait for December 15 th when season 2 comes on. ♥️♥️

[@nccnandu]

Bring on season 2 baby

[@xthexxjackalx7621]

This actor totally reminds me of my late best friend!!! Same demoner and military stance great morals and a bada**

[@dudtspeed]

Frankenstein is often referred to in popular culture as Doctor (Dr.) Frankenstein. Though in Shelley's novel he was an amateur scientist who was not in possession of a doctorate. Details matter.

[@geraldstamour1312]

Thanks for the info, but what does this have to do with Reacher, @dudtspeed?

[@dudtspeed]

​@@geraldstamour1312Perhaps watch the video again and listen what he says.

[@geraldstamour1312]

@@dudtspeed I'll go do that, knowing details matter!

[@dudtspeed]

​@@geraldstamour13126:52 😉

[@geraldstamour1312]

@@dudtspeed Thanks for the tip.

[@highbrowstonebender7063]

Alan Ritchson was wasted on Titans. This role is his calling

[@bluefen]

Puddy...😊

[@rigor_21]

SEASON 2. ITS GOING TO BIGGER AND BETTER. I CANNOT WAIT

[@danconstanciojr8476]

Reacher sounds like a Commander

[@harshnaini]

Please release a trailer or teaser with a release date for season 2 please i can't wait

[@Noallegiance]

Prime Video. Protecting us from the words we all use every day. Thanks Amazon.

[@QuixoticCowboy]

I don't really understand Reachers reaction to the cab driver. The driver wasn't insulting, he was just stating that a massivly jacked dude is in his cab. Which was just a fact.

[@matthew-epurnell1610]

The word "beast" is probably mistranslsted, the driver must have said something much more offensive.

[@marcus_w0]

They're speaking Pashto and the phrase he was using was something like "giant animal" - so it was a bit offensive. I got lost in the translation.

[@sleepytimeshecomes]

Reacher round

[@GigaMuslim62]

In my opinion, some of his best lines are "no."

[@scotthultin7769]

149 👍's up thank you for sharing this video

[@larryrydel4874]

He is more of what I picture that Reacher looks like when I read the books then Tom Cruise ever will be!

[@marcelapachou7698]

He's a beast but everytime ,I only see Thad Castle when he talks

[@Riley_Mundt]

They really gave him the Superman handcuff scene.

[@FullerFlights]

Its November now come on Reacher fans want the Bad Luck and Trouble trailer!

[@chriskelly6559]

Anticipation x 1,000!

[@rigor_21]

SEASON 2 WILL BE RELEASE IN DECEMBER. NO EXACT DATE YET!

[@Night_King_10]

How do u know

[@Coldstone666]

15th December

[@marielachristian8666]

Muscle maan 🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤😊😊

[@vangildermichael1767]

(REACHER Season 1) really set the bar up high. I mean, really, really, really high. I don't think that (season #2) came close to that bar. Yeah, it was still good. Better than any other show. BUT as good as it's own (season #1). nope. I don't know if any other show will ever clear that bar again. Here's hoping the (season #3) will prove me wrong. I mean. Reacher already showed me he can (do it). I'm hoping he was (holding back). And I still haven't seen what he is capable of.

[@anutoshbajpai4046]

The story was so so but man did they get the casting for Reacher right in this series.

[@milestrombley1466]

He sounds like Ryan Reynolds. 🤣

[@fromjennywithlove5407]

When will they come out with S2? And I hope it doesnt disappoint, cause I’ll send Reacher after you… 😂🤣😂

[@gsg72]

december

[@bryansalley5441]

December 15th

[@heatherhenninger-rollins1690]

WHERE IS SEASON 2, AMAZON PRIME????

[@yebobbummann1622]

Now all I wanna know is: How would Thad Castle solve this case?

[@Dominik-cw1lh]

When will Season 2 drop

[@rigor_21]

December

[@bengraham9132]

Can not recycle police zip ties due to the metal in the locking mechanism.