Reacting To A "True" Story Animation Of a Snake Biting Off A Man's Junk (Share My Story)

[@Meme-bu8zk]

"ello this is not me pablo this is me pable" That had me wheez

[@stellarheartsyou]

SAMEEEE

[@NakaJhon]

Pable should stay Pable forever

[@sparkle_mov]

lmaaao same

[@dr.kj10]

So u mean pablé

[@adriannamarquez]

4:13

[@shikshikk]

"If the lunch lady gives her water is that attempted murder?" LMFAO I'M WHEEZING

[@natesparrow9544]

Yeah I think so.

[@melissalockley5012]

HAHAHAHA YEAH

[@zarararaaa1]

BAHAHSHSNWJKQ

[@lakieshawilliamsweaver706]

It's probably on her skin, she probably can DRINK it, but it can't get ON her skin.

[@maximshehu8775]

@@lakieshawilliamsweaver706 shut up BICHT

[@kingmidas1388]

“I’m allergic to water” Starts crying when Pablo gets mad

[@kaylee1769]

For real and nothing happened to her! Such a fake story

[@leoloera971]

I'm allergic to water: drools in her sleep

[@foxykittykat2405]

ICY Y glad I’m not the only one thinking this

[@jemofthe80s18]

Maybe it's a FRESH water allergy:)

[@stealthy_wealthy]

Ikr! Lol

[@goaty_the_goat]

Being allergic to water is actually a thing: it’s called Aquagenic urticaria! It is a rare condition in which urticaria (hives) develop rapidly after the skin comes in contact with water, regardless of its temperature. It most commonly affects women and symptoms often start around the onset of puberty. Some patients report itching too. It is a form of physical urticaria.

[@Hehe-zk5bh]

I thought it was fake

[@talibleo]

@@Hehe-zk5bh no, it’s very real. my sister is allergic and it’s hard for her, she sometimes would cry because there were tons of things she could no longer do

[@mijicc2]

wow 😳

[@Hehe-zk5bh]

@@talibleo ty for telling me

[@zillyzilly2525]

@@talibleo I’m so sorry about your sister 🥺 I hope she is okay 🥺

[@jaime5723]

"it was kinda cute to see how hard he was trying to say sorry." *almost killed her not even a full 24 hours before*

[@chaoticgood936]

I would’ve slapped him in the face, and told him to never talk to me again.

[@widCr_Kd]

*Flying squirrel move activated*

[@MontCerene]

Right like girl stand up 😭🙏🏾

[@marissa-3516]

Pablo: *almost kills girl* Girl: Omg i’m in love now

[@jasminehatelife9592]

*cough* wattpad's story *cough*

[@caughtligmaforcedtocope5337]

Stockholm syndrome

[@leoneabbacchio7021]

Jasminehate life no it’s the gachas

[@theforgotten1213]

Pablo was named Harry in his last life.

[@averymillington2410]

Ur not wrong tho😪

[@cloudy_luna9997]

Her: “I’m allergic to water” Also her: *cries and sweats multiple times with no rashes*

[@milettneon]

Ikr I was like wtf 😤😤😤😤🤨🤨🤨🤨 ( btw ik being allergic to water is a thing but the animation made it look fake )

[@idkimjustdarkfudgelol6896]

Well this story is fake but there is true story about being allergic to water

[@Etlis]

Cloudy_Luna ikr

[@Jamie-ew9fe]

Animefan 1 yeah

[@moonshine9057]

You do realize that it's an ANIMATION, not the actual girl. But then again the story sounds fake but being allergic to water is a real thing js

[@overlord2754]

surprisingly the snake biting off a mans weewee is probably the most normal story they have Edit:wow, just wow

[@SVGARE]

Agree

[@uxydra6403]

Still fake as sh*t

[@Humanresouces]

I know right?

[@sheenaridley2700]

its also probably the only true one or the closest thing to true

[@uxydra6403]

@@sheenaridley2700 not really, snakes don't have jaws like lions do, they can't bite of anything

[@mr.blackcat111]

Pablo: shoots someone* Person: starts bleeding Pablo: omg you’re so faking it

[@icefallssnowstorms3224]

Dima plays 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aniyagonzalez7669]

Lol

[@chaoticgood936]

“You scratched your face on purpose!” Someone stab him with his icicle nose

[@victoriaadusei7179]

How do you no so stop agruing

[@Yasmine-ib1je]

@@victoriaadusei7179 What?

[@equinox5654]

"The snake bit off my cucumber" The snake:"Best meal I ever had"

[@mriliketrains1247]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dr_doot]

No he would’ve said the smallest meal of my life

[@crowleysshades]

"Bite size travel snack."

[@SHPOODERGUY]

stop the cap

[@equinox5654]

Lol

[@XmiEmi]

" When I suddenly felt like something was pulling on my cucumber." Jay: *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZEEEE*

[@DA11AZ]

The snake story had me laughing my ass off especially when Jay started laughing with his contagious laugh 🤣

[@salem1858]

guy: “suddenly felt something pulling on my cucumber” jay: *starts laughing very loud*

[@cassidyanne2885]

Rachel wow.... *original.*

[@allanamaya6103]

...Me too

[@aii1717]

"Thats not hitting on...that's harassment" -Jay 2019

[@ohi7998]

xd xd xd Yes

[@lunicial3954]

Yee

[@k0waibunni]

Aubryana he’s right

[@aii1717]

@@k0waibunni indeed he is

[@user-ry3bw2bg9n]

That’s her ass ment

[@lovesick.gengar]

“I’m allergic to water but I love Simonnnnnn”

[@bayraktaralyapelin1644]

While i was reading this comment he said that 😂

[@n06uo]

Finna be my yearbook quote

[@goldomaldonado5174]

Lol i spitted my water

[@tea2641]

Simon says XD

[@cristobalmorales1659]

Is Simon her daddy

[@netherperson2222]

I love how this went from a story about a random girl allergic to water to a full on romantic drama film. Also 10:28

[@yanara3193]

when he said “if lesbians can make it work, i can too” i thought he was gonna say after that: “so i decided to become a lesbian

[@amandapanda5087]

With these stories, that could very well happen, let's be honest

[@daddyissues6811]

oof 😂😂

[@kimhongjoong5724]

ahah

[@TheIcarusExperience]

Lol I thought he would turn gay since he is already a lesbian

[@punk1nlxveee190]

“So I decided to become a female and turned lesbian”

[@sugacookie4674]

Girl: “We fell into each others arms, kissing passionately” *Every Fan Fiction Ever*

[@thatrandomcharalover]

Literally-

[@gacha_nikuro6449]

Like dudeee its as always with those fan fictions

[@meliycon-roma4112]

omg factsss

[@randomgnbenthusiast]

Welcome to smosh m8.

[@douglasbenjaminvaleriano3185]

Oh-no...fan-fictioners (this is a joke)why are we still here just to suffer

[@nervousnora]

Girl: *allergic to water* also girl: *cries through the whole story.*

[@MariusBoss11458]

@@sudusv6376 Everyone: Reacts to people's Whole Storylife. Also Everyone: Who cares about this Girl's Story!?

[@sarieneskylerlasquites7710]

Y😂o😂u😂s😂u😂k😂e😂

[@thebreadfullofdread9427]

@@sarieneskylerlasquites7710 suke?

[@bradyy6304]

Sariene Skyler Lasquites shut up❤️

[@bradyy6304]

itxjamila ت no 🤭you🤭cant

[@PeptoDoggo]

Him: *cheats on her* Her: *cheats on him* Pablo: >:0000000

[@USFTHHJK]

Lol so true

[@sarahphyllis5782]

This is Latin America not USA. Women are treated the most bad way there. And countries there are run by cartels and criminals.

[@A.A305]

Lmao

[@peachydel1693]

*”She ordered a banana split.”* Jay: that’s the only banana she gonna have- *I DIED-*

[@softsquishysuga]

jimin's_ jams LMAOOOO hey Chim Chimmmmm 😜

[@NokoCocoa]

*_WEEZING_*

[@LeMoisturizer]

And that’s not the only thing that’s gonna split

[@phearuu]

Army 💜

[@heybadgirl9420]

ARMYYYYY

[@yuiiyamada8258]

“Pablo kissed me and I kissed him back” Hey hey. Let’s not forget that this is the guy that almost murdered you! Just a little reminder :)

[@steamerfan2212]

Exactly

[@HowardHank]

Ikr.

[@kimjangseason455]

Yeah just a friendly, kind reminder. He tried to kill ya!

[@Stellasmellygoods]

Bakugo? What are you doing here lol

[@yuiiyamada8258]

Stella Tucker oh shut up extra.

[@bellaaguilar8685]

The guy “then I felt something pulling one my cucumber” My and Jay: laughing out damn heads off all the way to hell

[@makaylak.5056]

LOL I was going to say the same

[@charmyyo]

I'm going further than hell! I will probably be future Satan or Lillith!

[@bellaaguilar8685]

Lily Russell lol. True

[@bellaaguilar8685]

Makayla K. Lol. But it’s true

[@K-TheGameFan]

Lol same here! I laughed so much like there was no tomorrow on that part 😂

[@markymarc12]

17:49 "She ordered a banana split" Send help. I'm crying.

[@chara257]

The irony😂

[@kellychang6731]

“It is not me Pablo, it is me Pable” LMFAO

[@111_ee8]

LAUGHINGMYFUCKINGASSOFF

[@funnithefunniest5494]

T a b l e

[@allanamaya6103]

..Me too!

[@SherXP]

I imagined a little mexicain tune playing when he said that and damn it was funny.

[@douglasbenjaminvaleriano3185]

Brother long time no see Pable:*punch* Pablo:brother why Pable:*shots*

[@madhatter9335]

“Bro this story faker then my dad’s tit” -Jay 2019

[@joeynothin2399]

Well at least he ain't believing this shit like most reaction channels

[@11points2ya]

that guy that got bit got a smeak

[@phearuu]

Lol 😂

[@TypicalArkansan]

My man has a dick the shape of a tree stump

[@Jayzzmiue]

IF UR READING THIS, MAKE SURE TO TELL JAY THAT HOME SWEET HOME 2 IS OUT WOOOO

[@VaswTs]

4:13 "Ello, it is not me Pablo. It is me Pablé" I love this line so much.

[@magnesiumswift]

It's so French

[@FredbearVR]

"I started to think he wasn't that bad" HE ALMOST KILLED YOU

[@laurenlemon]

“My cucumber must have been tasty” Me: Stop the cap

[@blushinqrxses]

Bahahaha

[@arielhernandez5713]

Bahahahahha

[@lakieshawilliamsweaver706]

XD

[@allanamaya6103]

XD IKR?! LMAO 😆

[@gacha_nikuro6449]

🤣🤣🤣

[@curlypastanoodle8969]

“How can you be allergic to water?” My aunt is allergic to water, but thankfully it’s not to terrible.

[@ordinaryextraordinary9484]

Hydrophobia

[@chadmulyadi5025]

@@ordinaryextraordinary9484 water phobia?

[@yeetusdogetus3675]

@@ordinaryextraordinary9484 that would mean you were SCARED of water.

[@artistnerd6106]

@Cherine Powell It’s also another word for rabies.

[@ordinaryextraordinary9484]

Relax, I know that the aunt is actually allergic, not just afraid. My mom actually has mild hydrophobia. She abhors any natural body of water. When I was little, she actually told me that if I went in water, I would drown. Present day (December 31 2019) I can just B A R E L Y swim. I actually have almost drowned in a swimming pool a few years ago, but I actually still like swimming. I think I’m just too stubborn to be rightfully afraid of water, so that’s nice. Someone commented about how their relative is allergic to something, and I just started talking about irrational fears. Go like StealthyJynx’s comment.

[@aestheticallyrose8366]

*Pablo enters the room to apologize* *The girl:* Get TF out *Pablo enters with an ugly mustache and a bucket of flowers* *PaBLO:* I’m not PaBLO I’m Pable. *The girl:* LET’S MARRY.

[@florvillota5]

Lmao

[@kidcrazywild5802]

@Lectern you just had to correct em

[@pgvisual7290]

Lmao 😂

[@dawnmilton1167]

No it goes “I aM nOt PabLo I Am PabLÉ”

[@vanessagonzalez5286]

Hahahahaha

[@senpa1bae]

0:40 its not even 1 minute and this man is already making me wheeze

[@fowo_90]

I'm surprised you don't have comments Well let me be the first one to comment before this blows up

[@SaintGuillotine]

I'm allergic to water" *Proceeds to tell her life story in which has nothing to do with water*

[@chaoticgood936]

Ya

[@myeeeeeh]

Expectation: a girl telling a story about her water allergy. Reality: soap opera

[@chaoticgood936]

AngelFromTheNightmare LMAO 😂

[@shadowmoon2553]

yep

[@husnagull3359]

Lol

[@mafumafusnumberonefan]

Guy: “It bit off my cucumber.” Jay: *Choking horse sounds*

[@v1ncebuthesjesus135]

“Yeah he was a jerk, but people can change” Girl he literally almost killed you

[@littlereapergirl7211]

HE ALMOST KILLED YOU 😡🤬👿👿👿👿👿

[@kaelenpicksels]

Oof thats soo true

[@xfroggii]

But you can still forgive-

[@v1ncebuthesjesus135]

iiqrxxn he was also an ass to her after too

[@sage-vr6bu]

TreeManTheGreat you do have a point.

[@raisinelliot]

12:41 *Are they gonna fall in love?* GOT ME WHEEZING 👹👹👹👹

[@judithdass9966]

Same 😂

[@goldkawaiikitten]

The first story literally sounds like it could be a lifetime movie.

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

sounds like a bad wattpad fanfiction. teenagers _loooove_ the stockholm syndrome trope.

[@WhyNot-id4mg]

Ikr

[@MakeUte]

a bad telenovela

[@katherine1297]

jay’s laugh is honestly so contagious. like whenever he laughs, i just start laughing. and i love it.

[@thatoneblackgirl5789]

I love how these stories just make jay angry lol he was like “die from the water please!” 😂😂

[@kiwi_pup]

2:08 is anyone else laughing because of the way Jay said water: "watERR" 😂

[@somethingsanchez9250]

Yes omg, but like it's the way he said the whole sentence 🤣

[@TitaniumSteelGreatest]

Pablo : *Shoots a water pistol into someone he know is allergic* *20 years later* Pablo : *Shoots a pistol towards someone*

[@aliciafitzpatrick4339]

*poetic cinema*

[@arsonitsnotamistakeitsamas2761]

Lol

[@nickyjj5190]

In Honduras... That very well may be true 💀

[@abigailo9677]

“That’s not hitting on that’s harassment” THANK YOU for sayin this! Everyone should know this but lots dont

[@love23music1]

Right

[@kylereese1042]

True.

[@yhtsmh9459]

Girl: *Gets rashes from water* Nurse: *Gives her an ice pack*

[@lilydomin9084]

Lel

[@jsav2906]

Duck 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@hiimapenguin]

thats a savage nurse

[@robloxgirltiger591]

When you get it its really funny

[@Aaokke0]

it's ice not water sir

[@WhoeverIWantToBe.]

The Allergic to water thing is actually a real thing that can happen, but it mostly develops in teenage years. And I'm not sure if she got it from the video, but once, my cousin told me a story about an alligator biting off a guy's junk and some girl liked him because he didn't have it. This was back in 2016, so it is possible that she was telling a real story. But I'm not quite sure since my cousin was, and still is, quite prone to lying.

[@EmbersTheLimit]

"If lesbians can make it work, then I can too" I literally thought he gay now

[@normavidal7354]

Same

[@mecps4720]

Bro same, I was like wtf

[@renrenn27]

that sentence was messed up lmao

[@lakieshawilliamsweaver706]

Lol

[@mulberryncinammon]

wtf (　☉д⊙)

[@hotcocoabomb_]

For the guy who lost his cucumber: just buy a strap dude

[@dhampir_days]

ikr? he needs to talk to a lesbian or a girl into pegging and take notes

[@VainGuardian]

EXACTLY

[@rezshindo9083]

FR 😂😂😂😂

[@winslowlampley4529]

@@dhampir_days I want to find out as a good thing because that’s a function of a female but for a male that’s not their function so he would find it more hard Because he has it then lost it

[@loisgriffin2939]

@@dhampir_days 💀💀💀💀 CHILL LMAOO

[@hyuniebunie]

Him: “You think I’m gonna tell the whole world I lost my cucumber??” Also him: tells the story to youtube

[@obitogaming4835]

Lol

[@DylWelcomeBot]

Yo shit you just proved this is bullshit hahaha

[@ma76012903421]

Dylan McTeer Nope search it up online it’s acctually true

[@Moses5family24]

KZbin: has almost the entire worlds population

[@quaasr]

Not the whole world has KZbin but I guess most of the country’s have

[@sajad4482]

20:21 the way they put Saitama in the top right corner is gold

[@ananddhanola4623]

"I was not having sexual relations with that cucumber" -snake

[@rezendeiiz.knight1084]

snake:seems look like food

[@cloudii14]

Hhhahahahah

[@Sirvanquish]

That was the only thing that was going to touch is cucumber

[@GumiMoonliight]

LOL.

[@sugativa]

He îs hungrysexual for those cucumber

[@ch4koliz537]

no one: literally no one: jay: “DIE FROM THE WATER!!” me: dead

[@TeddyBear_8346]

I guess it worked

[@IamSleeps]

Oh shit he allergic to water

[@woochtheorangecat5497]

No one: Literally no one: The internet: hmmm I can make this work

[@fartmaster28]

jump in that pool that pablo has

[@annmarie5278]

“Thats not hitting on that’s sexual harassment” Its the truth

[@YN-iz2zr]

Ikr

[@silent839]

a/m' A;MS,DXXLA;'zlKXLZKXJNNNCNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj7 77777777&&&77&&&&&&&&&&&++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++fevvvvd+++++++++++++++++++++++

[@thestrangeartist5772]

@# Silent preach bro

[@r4t958]

The girl: Im allergic to water Also her: *Literally crying 'water'*

[@shamudera]

the title is "allergic to water" but she spoke about the allergy for 10 seconds

[@maamepare6000]

yeah and if she is allergic to water why is she always crying doesn't hurt?

[@none6803]

@@maamepare6000 probs because its natural water lmao

[@zelal134]

@@maamepare6000 i am allergic to water but not like her i get often rashes when i cry but i don’t when i sweat-

[@hoodievids9791]

Girl: starts crying Her face: I’m to lazy to have a reaction right now

[@ulisesmarvels]

😂

[@chaoticgood936]

Woman with Alzheimers and water allergy forgets about water allergy when crying; allergy comes back 5 minutes later

[@Aniyaaa21]

When Jay said “Frank is huge!” I died laughing 😂

[@wolfie_emma7587]

SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wolfie_emma7587]

SAME HERE OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wolfie_emma7587]

I JUST CAN'T

[@bunnyx3246]

XDDD SAME

[@K0DA_BEAR]

My cousin asked me did he name simons cucumber frank? I LITERALLY HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣🤣

[@The_Boyss5]

4:13 "Ello, it is not me, Pablo, it is me, Pable" LMFAO 😭🙏

[@abbi376]

"i SuDdEnLy FeLt SoMeThInG pUlLiNg oN mY cUcUmBeR" iM CRYING

[@jasmenstoos4089]

Hahahahahahahaha😂😝

[@thepuppet1529]

I bet he was too

[@mintkody]

Jay laughing at the guy saying "I felt something pulling on my cucumber" just because he said Cucumber and the snake ate it

[@hannahthewolf102]

😂😂it's funny thooo

[@shugarglider1275]

I didn’t get to that part yet but LMAOOOOOOOO

[@NakaJhon]

Snake on Toilet like dangling cucumber

[@Sana-me4cz]

LOL XD

[@b.err.a]

Moral of the story: Dont sit on a toilet in Thailand

[@vincentsantangelo3920]

moral of the story: Thailand is home of many penis related mishaps

[@carito3293]

That's why I'll be taking my craps in Thailand standing up

[@altafi754]

I am going to Thailand for Christmas, I am a girl but I feel bad for my dad

[@Brahmane0]

😂

[@connerfrandy8059]

Glad it didn't happen when I was in Thailand 😳

[@error.luv.xo1]

"my cucumber must have been tasty" i'm sorry i can't XD

[@caticombs]

"Snake biting off his mans junk" Takes a lot of balls to do that huh?

[@nomearodnomearod2422]

HAHAHAHAAHAH

[@matralenebacharo9078]

𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕝 ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸ℍ𝔸ℍℍ𝔸 🅗🅐🅗🅐🅗🅐🅗🅐

[@matralenebacharo9078]

🄷🄷🄰🄷🄰🄷

[@matralenebacharo9078]

🅷🅰🅷🅰🅷🅰🅷🅰

[@matralenebacharo9078]

L꙰O꙰L꙰

[@lovesetsuna]

Did he just compare losing his weewee to lesbians I’m crying

[@El9069]

Im crying too💀

[@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNNNNNN]

LMFAO as a lesbian i thought it was funny

[@ra__yvv6436]

crying…

[@Saturn.gachaa]

Dam I’m a lesbian oof 💀

[@theaboveaveragefangirl]

What's the difference tho?

[@eatthepuppet1466]

My question is how did this man not pass out from bleeding so much after his cucumber was bit off

[@ninaswolfpack105]

I was wondering the same thing!!!

[@pollyhuang1084]

And he probably already died-

[@heroicgreenbean]

He died and the rest of it was a dream, and we are all apart of the dream.

[@pikachubutnotpikachu3476]

He probably passed out in the hospital

[@pikachubutnotpikachu3476]

And when he said if lesbians can make it work I though he became gay

[@Tehehehekellie]

Kubz scout’s smile and laugh just brightens my face up☺️

[@saccharine697]

No one: Not a single soul: Not even Pable: Jay: *Tell me about your cucumber*

[@sebziez]

ᐯᗩᒪEᖇIᗩ ᗰOᒪIᑎᗩ my friend Said that to another classmate tho. So your kinda wrong sbout that.😂 JK i know your joking. Good one!

[@arandomcrocodilian691]

Oh yeah, so yesterday I grew a big ass cucumber-

[@LisaWilliams-jb5re]

Who is Pable?

[@jose32298]

Lisa Williams 4:12 thank me later

[@LisaWilliams-jb5re]

@@jose32298 ok

[@woolfielol7]

"Snake biting a mans junk" Me: Well I'm think going to see myself out

[@NakaJhon]

Did you see what that snake do to that man junk?

[@woolfielol7]

Yep, I regret it now.

[@mariomaster6938]

“Frank is huge” has to be one of the funniest lines I’ve heard in a KZbin video; especially the way Jay said it 😂😂

[@destinycs9]

I laughed at this more than the cucumber video

[@USAlien234]

@13:40 "A snake bite off his snake okay. Is that cannibalism ?" "I wonder if he swallowed it whole...th..pause.." 😆 dudes killin me 😂😂

[@obreezy3151]

She Steal gold statues Jay: Hell yeah She Leaves town Jay: so you allergic to water and a good for nothing THIEF

[@rexatienzajr.9276]

Hi i do like your name

[@ihavenoideawhattoname4078]

The "Allergic to water" story sounds like a weird ass fanfic

[@rayburn2546]

PLS LMAO

[@am4r169]

AJNX VVDGS

[@butterflychan3747]

LMAOO 😭😂😭🤣😭😂

[@cherilynsarts8845]

Well the allergic thing is true but this story is bs

[@areith2295]

“let me get this straight, what if the lunch lady gave her a cup of water, is that attempted murder?” -Jay 2019

[@jemofthe80s18]

I laughed out loud at the way he said that!

[@blood-water]

I guess so

[@rayaa2raww]

jay crashing out about a story about water allergies *NOT* talking about water allergies is SENDING MEEEE 😭😭😭💀💀

[@princessismyakingdom8450]

“SIMON” haaaaa I was paying attention 😂😂

[@minty_-_]

I don't get it

[@minty_-_]

Nvm sorry I just realised lmao

[@Twaddle495]

Good job on copying the video

[@minty_-_]

@@Twaddle495 jeez dude they just posted something they found funny

[@Famifuu66]

"HE JUST FELT BAD FOR YOU" WHEN JAY SPEAKS FACTS

[@carguy1697]

Mxmii 03 the ego on this crazy imagination of hers lol

[@oliviafranz3282]

Boy: I lost my cucumber... His Girlfriend: *giggles* I lost mine too... Boy. o.o

[@brookiecookie7882]

unrated comment

[@chuuliporbit]

I give this comment 10/10 stars.

[@RocioRR725]

Me: *did not understand joke* Also me some time later: 👁👄👁 "Oh, OH!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJSJJAJSHDIEBUWNEVRUWJEV8ENWVUEIEHD8EJWGQLDHOXYEUHEU!!!"

[@bella-tj8eu]

EHRGBDHFGAHEFBHEBGHBEHGBAHFBGAHBG I CANNOT WITH THIS COMMENT

[@oivia_artit2645]

100/100 comment

[@sophie-bt2rd]

the way jay always makes me feel better after a bad day

[@jopearis]

Jay: The snake bit off his snake Snake: I was just having a snack and it was tasty too ------------------------------------------------------ Girl: Gets banana spilt Well too bad, his banana was already bit

[@RCARTAGENA1222]

His banana was already bit LOL 😂😂😂

[@sweet_milis]

You could say his dick decided to split lmao

[@HoneyCombLesbian]

"I got my stepmom pregnant" *WHAT THE FU-*

[@strawberryjam6235]

IKR!!!

[@uuitsmeyeees8516]

"I'm alergic to water" 2 seconds later "He had an indoor swimming pool"

[@lesbianbat8420]

Imagine she jumped in and didn’t start bleeding lmao

[@uuitsmeyeees8516]

@@lesbianbat8420 imagine if she did

[@minaashido4643]

She jump in and starts disintegrating

[@witchcrystals5566]

“It is not mi Pablo, it is mi Pablè🙄💅 “ PLEASE I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[@eurikiy9523]

22:25 Jay: tell a friend that Jay from the Kubz scouts is THAT DUDE captions: tell a friend that J from the Cub Scouts is dead

[@cuzmynameisminikenshin9384]

JESUS CHRIST

[@mypfpiscool2902]

Oh my gAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@lesbianbat8420]

KZbin: *i am so... so... tired of him.*

[@hotcocoabomb_]

F

[@Junko844]

I tried it and boi he was not lying 😭

[@coffeepudding5651]

all the snake has to do to complete his legend is say, "no homo."

[@nutellaheehe6407]

Lmao

[@shevonnewashington4761]

🤣 lmao

[@fbi7001]

Snake:bites man d**k of Also snake:I FORGOT TO SAY NO HOMO SH*T

[@poke.magsss]

Best headline “The boy who lost his cucumber”

[@MCCCXI.]

I still can’t find him :(

[@Aleksimaier]

The reason why the snake story is actually well written and makes sense is because it's based off a real story

[@TitaniumSteelGreatest]

Pablo and allergic girl : *Kisses* Pablo : *gets saliva onto her lips* Girl : Ah shit, here we go again...

[@theingeniousone5141]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

[@juke2718]

*OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@soklyna3566]

THIS IS SO UNDERRATED I-

[@tetzu8306]

“I’m allergic to water” also her: CRIES

[@lolz7526]

Me a WEABOO sometimes you can’t help crying

[@annalucas599]

Lol there's a story about that

[@Maya-tu2db]

Also her : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@yourmom3698]

“What if the lunch lady gave her a glass of water is that attempted murder” -jay 2k19

[@2BeeOrNot2Bee]

20:56 why does he keep bringing up lesbians bro we get it

[@rizobaby921]

Right! Like we’re happy bc we don’t like that thang not bc we settle without it

[@L33sLif3]

I seriously wanna know how a eunuch and a lesbian have no differences when it comes to satisfying your partner

[@namenotfound0]

title: i’m allergic to water actual story: i’m dating a psychopath

[@imalivebutimdead549]

Lmfao fax

[@eloiseeds3888]

Starr 12 lmao so true

[@imalivebutimdead549]

“I started to think he wasn’t that bad” *Yeah, not that bad. He only almost killed you*

[@nyan_lina3544]

True, verrrry true

[@sarahi5683]

Shut up sam is very important and good

[@sarahi5683]

Too information

[@rasbearity6594]

If I were her, As soon as I got better I would beat the LIVING *OOF* OUT OF HIM.

[@noonebossesthegarnet2890]

He’s not that bad. He’s terrible.

[@cyberspacexox172]

-jay 2019 “tell me about your cucumber” Me: 😂

[@_elite_hunter8885]

SOMETING WAS PULLIN ON HIS *CUCUMBER!* LOL

[@Rickyrat21]

ɪ ᴅᴜɴɴᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴜ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ 2020

[@kristenjansen7941]

😂😂😂

[@Elizaistired]

That face when he paused a 14:42 When he was chewing on his cucumber. Lol R I P random person Died, to being on the toilet eating a cucumber, then choking.

[@sarahphyllis5782]

😂😂😂😂👍

[@Elizaistired]

Lol 😆🤣

[@katherinecooper2084]

Remember when the story was about a girl being allergic to water? No, me neither

[@sushiroll7013]

allergic to water? who's she?

[@carmenc8947]

Katherine Cooper this deserves more likes 😂

[@wolfy2998]

200th like

[@Hana.Behl-Lecter]

18:23 I love that Jay felt the need to clarify that his 'cucumber' was, in fact, not bitten off by a snake also.

[@StarAndTheBiziBand]

I was a little worried there for a second, it’s a good thing he let us know 👍

[@marisolazuris9317]

When he said “frank is huge” I started laughing ode 😭😭😭

[@jayvon.1k]

Marisol Azuris same idk why that killed me🤣

[@zoemy9285]

Ok

[@Star_crost]

I am so in love with the fact that I just won a snake stuffed animal in memory for this guy at a carnival.

[@joliefreeman9900]

You

[@teague.3814]

Guy: “ *pulls some Indian driver out of the cab and drove it* “ My Mind: *Immediately thinks about Grand Theft Auto 5*

[@the_knightcatTTv]

Same

[@anonjoeoof2113]

Exactly

[@gachagoody123midnight7]

🤣

[@gachagoody123midnight7]

Relatable

[@Sirvanquish]

Same

[@lovely_cherryblossom6964]

So we all gonna act like we didn’t see that one video titled “I got my stepmom pregnant.”🤔😂

[@jaime5723]

i watched it and it was all kinds of fucked up

[@Peptobizzy]

He needs to react to that one 😂😂

[@Hpi755]

He needs to reactrd to that

[@emmabell529]

Maya Vallin and I’m allergic to touch 😂

[@Thegonzgamer]

Damn bro I did

[@peskiest_bird]

her: water allergy also her: cries with nothing happening

[@smailchali5102]

Cat loading head meme

[@_elite_hunter8885]

OH SHIT

[@zdmsurvival7863]

I was da sult

[@jerrythelegendmouse8116]

*Impossible*

[@0NoneOfTheAbove0]

Who heard this story and was like "ohh yep, this story is golden, 100% true"