Funniest Military Fails Part 22

[@nikkoortiz]

How many times did you go to church in boot to get away??

[@amyconnelly4427]

Hiiiiii

[@DarenMiller-qj7bu]

Hold up. YOU'RE ON TWITCH!?

[@brewdogg77]

Every Sunday. Fuck waxing the floor again.

[@arf4076]

👋

[@Ash-i4d]

I not in the military yet few more years than I can legally join

[@oohwhathappened]

Stay on that family plan AS LONG AS POSSIBLE 😂

[@Zemity_]

I love how Nikko talks to his family like he’s just talking to anyone else. No filter, and I love it 😅

[@gUdLuCkKiD]

As a 30yo, who is just about to start paying his phone bill too, I do not judge you at all. Family plans are where it's at 😂

[@LeonaWilliamson-fp8dy]

As Narrator says , “you can’t spell lost without LT” 😂

[@iwal1645]

...and you can't spell found without NCO.

[@jessebell1930]

Throwing hands over the mess hall?😂😂😂 Love it😁

[@MelordJenkins]

7:29 your dad loves your dumbazz so much😂😂

[@chriswaring3783]

Your dad sounds like he loves you.. Jesus. 29? .. your a wild man.

[@juancernas485]

you're*

[@m4e5tr0_1]

it's YOU'RE, you illiterate. LEARN.

[@liamdonohue5379]

Pls get a better education pls its your not you are

[@NATE-__-00-1]

@@juancernas485nah

[@okaynac]

@@juancernas485 nobody fucking cares grammar police

[@Zach-gi6wt]

We on the famliy plan 😂😂😂😂

[@joshuasprauerjr9751]

I went to church in basic but I did that because I’m religious lol. Army basic was honestly hilarious for me if we ever did group workouts I’d go to the bathroom then just sleep. Same with fire guard I’d just sleep on the toilet and since they were motion sensor lights it’d wake me up when someone walked in

[@i2harry]

2:50 “Life is much more easier than you think” Don’t know why I am obsessed with you saying that 😂

[@Landon_editsclips]

1:16 I thought this guy was gonna fall to the side and destroy his knees 😂

[@brockbaylor5359]

Bro I swear every time I watch him it’s always a banger.

[@openyoureyez9817]

They're gonna get their combat ribbons from that 😂😂😂

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

hearing Daddy Ortiz.... everything makes sense.

[@Texaspokem11]

Hell yeah my Nikko dropped a new video! 😂

[@psichibot]

No humvee keys....yet when you retire they charge you for not returning the humvee key.

[@ZombieWilfred]

06:51 Never been in the military, but I've carried my mom's cell phone line on my account since I was 19 (almost 20 years now.) She's never seen a cell phone bill in her life and never will. All my siblings know I'm the favorite and they aren't even mad about it, they know I earned it 😂

[@loiselwest1320]

Hahaha Nikko tried to do Australian and it came out Scottish 😂😄😄

[@Chocolatechipfac3]

There’s no way my TikTok came across Nikko this is WILD😭😭😭 4:22

[@VestalVids]

nahhhh steve irwin with the stingray 💀

[@VynSnow]

Last clip Not service related lol the VA will get ya every time.

[@SleezyRider883]

that double foot chest kick is how you get whiplash and a concussion in a split second. That shit can give you a TBI too.

[@Uhohsoclose]

8:55 bros never gonnna let that down walking the hall

[@tassyrawr]

Pfft, At least their not dead~ Good video, as always. ❤❤❤

[@CarolinaOrtiz-z8d]

“Everybody is replaceable “ dances mom Abby Lee miller

[@Devesh_Padayachee42069]

Your dad sounds like a 70s dad, feel like I can tell cos he sounds kinda like my dad😂

[@Crasher-tt5tm]

I think we need to hear more from Nikkos family

[@lindsaym.8267]

HIGHLY recommend the latest Chanel video Hunting Grandparents then if you haven't already seen it. Amazing moments from both Nikko's parents. And honestly his mom is so sweet and funny.

[@Vgameshark93]

Navy boot camp legit had the best chow in the military, really set expectations too high

[@PPweildinSOB]

love the vids man keep up the good work

[@GreasyGrecian-p3b]

Yhhh pushing through an injury is just stupid. Fucked up my leg in 2021, ignored it, now I'm 26, using a cane and on 2 different painkillers lol

[@HamzaOmar-ry8ni]

Bro your dad is so chill

[@Leemann9]

Loved this video. Love that weapon system you held on to so tightly. I am jealous.

[@ryanhooper8126]

Cookies, soda, and demon hunter for Sunday church in basic. The chaplain was fuckin dope.

[@Crispyjell0]

9:01 hes just trying not to get into SHARP 😂

[@jonathangouveia7650]

Lol your funny ASF love the videos keep up the grind 🔥💪

[@supersoldierjay]

Hey nikkoortzz you make my day and only the nikk fans are here

[@Local-Democracy-Officer]

The kickboxing guy liked that

[@TomKing-b3b]

Stay on the service plan 😂

[@krisstanley5597]

Army SF DFACs always had the best food. 4:35

[@God__Emperor_]

Ranger's had the best chow hall.

[@selcouthrae1095]

When you realize Nikko n you the same age but your older brother went to basic bc he wanted to carry the family shit yet got a honorable discharge from boot camp...A week before graduation 😂 Yet was offered to come back but didn't even though he did really good & they still calling him at least once a year...he went in when we were in highschool 😂

[@selcouthrae1095]

My brother still don't like recruiters 😂

[@jonathanshoop8554]

A. I made that weed comment mistake at MEPS and went from an MP mos, to a grunt real quick before I shipped to PI. And the chili mac in the USMC is 🔥

[@SizzleBaconboy]

Another banger by Nikko

[@cameronsnyder1246]

3:18 I nearly choked to death on coffee😂

[@armandx.goldman7336]

Church Services were the best way not to spread the day cleaning the head or being the TI's pet for that day. I was a pet own time and it was so uncomfortable with him suddenly becoming a human, I freaked

[@Thecardguy89]

Love your videos so much. You make my day🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Czelsc]

My USMC bro [I was USN] got lost during land nav. He also once locked his keys in his truck 3 times in 1 day. Second smartest Marine in the Corps.

[@3lbarto650]

Dude we had back to back service for christians and the pagan and no lie shit was like 2-3 hrs fell asleep in the back only for someone told me i farted pretty loud during a small silent moment 😂😂 8 years later probably the funniest things that happened to me at basic

[@Jellybelly008]

8:45 That guy looked like he'd never been in a fight in his life

[@z0phi3l]

Went to chapel in Basic maybe twice towards the end when it was way more chill, this was also during the buildup to the first Gulf War

[@organiccotton2731]

miss the opportunity to put bgm fortunate son on that sudden heli XD XD XD

[@shanewhite1977]

We all wanna say that the Air Force has the best food, but then the navy shows up with the Submarines. Remember, folks, it is not the Air Force that cooks for the president it's the Submariners that do

[@SleezyRider883]

That Apache helicopter video really illustrates why they paint the heli's camo colours. And truly just how effective it actually is. As human's we are trained to see movement yet we cant see the helicopter. It's like a direct slap in the face to what our biology evolved specifically to do.

[@billyray6913]

Recruiters. 😂😂😂 food... air force.

[@silverlining_1995]

7:40 lmao this whole rant. Same though man... same... eventually I'll pay my phone bill too 😅 Btw legit same, born same year, so relatable

[@Orlandovictory42]

You take back that sting ray edit!!! Put some respect on the man! RIP!

[@rolltide9719]

Best chow hall: Air Force without question

[@edmawhinney3564]

I was a cook in the Marines, we got taught at the Army Quartermaster school in Ft. Lee VA

[@smooshiee4780]

Idk why but I love that his dad thinks he’s funny too

[@richardcoverdale1562]

Air Force best chow halls ive seen thus far.

[@Benny-qp2zp]

Absolutely correct!

[@noelhutchins7366]

classic-rock song accompanies military helicopter memes 0:53 the Apache shows up & vanishes before the songs 2nd bar is even recognized

[@Tacos_Paco]

I went to Church on Sundays, I was religious. The people who stayed back were tasked with mowing lawns, cleaning, and stupid tasks.

[@robbcommanda1907]

Who's got better food? Not space force that's for sure freeze dried everything lol.

[@Kate76-d4g]

Love you videos I didn’t watch this video because I watched it on twitch but I still liked it

[@vixxy8862]

I love your ADHD lmfaooo

[@andrescordero3968]

Suffer in silence!!!😂😎

[@ensane1984]

2:49 that HMMWV is not locked, it would be gone and parted out in a heartbeat.

[@jdog0634]

Bro the camp Casey dfac was fire

[@Jroqqq]

I had a female drill sergeant during my basic at ft Jackson and she was the only one that scared me when she yelling front leaning rest

[@Burnout_Kustoms]

You and your dad should definitely do a video together, that little moment where you called him made my fucking day

[@sekoncen9559]

0:45 DUDE WHY DID YOU SAY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@dakotanormanvlogs6434]

Definitely went to church every Sunday but didn’t sleep just didn’t wanna get yelled at for a few hours

[@CthulhuZscar]

Apaches need to just blare Team America at all times lol

[@gpsoldier9462]

Went to church once just to see the battle buddy get baptized.

[@zevahc3928]

One guy asked me to go to Catholic Church. I had never been before, but I can tell you that after, I told him, "If I wanted to stand up and sit down repeatedly, I'd have just stayed in the barracks."

[@royodeboer]

Yo who else feels like they can't watch Nikko in public cuz man's just starts twerking all the time 😂

[@ThorDeclan]

I went to church 6 times just to get away from it all

[@moonantiusbankin]

My mom's a CS in the Coast Guard and overall, like day to day chow for Coast Guard is sooo much better than Army, Marine or Navy chow, idk about Air/Spaceforce though

[@NancyElizabeth-n9n]

I like the Fliet at the AF chow halls

[@Jujitard69420]

8:40 she aint doin too much as soon as i saw her throw a perfect low nine and feint with good balance and footwork i knew he was done

[@Jellybelly008]

He looked lost as hell. Definitely hasn't seen many fights, if any.

[@singerkgreen]

I wish my recruiter told me how my ASVAB score worked and what it meant. My drill instructors are in my heart for life. I don't even remember my recruiters name

[@GreasyGrecian-p3b]

Tis Congo, not Uganda. Guess they need to get the WW2 vet mercenaries with untreated PTSD back in

[@w.p.958]

Best chow halls I have eaten in 1st - "Chair" Force, 2nd - Navy. Space Force was not around while I was in... BTW, deployed, CVN chow was excellent depending on what ship it was. Best while I was in was the Ike!!!

[@AdameManny]

While I went through basic there was one female training instructor that would call me disgusting every time she walked by me hahaha we also had several dudes cry once because she told them she was disappointed in us. Oh Air Force just doesn’t hit the same. Wolf pack!

[@semperfidelis1142]

Steak and Lobster are served on the Marine Corps BDay. The line would be OD long.

[@MarkArmy309]

Love your videos

[@apprime19]

Damn, didnt even tell your dad you love him....cmon Nikko

[@CameronJames55]

frick that i love watching you niko frick ur guns ( well not totally) and ur assistant sorry assistant

[@zer0theultimate]

Chair Force, not even a question. They get lobster mac n cheese

[@justinboucher7582]

I was told there are cupcakes and lemonade and other treats at a church. I went once had a cookie and some lemonade we came back and they were getting smoked... we were hated for monthssss

[@UnknownCaTDuDe]

Recruiters were always nice to my dad for some reason so that I guess 😂

[@olivialee196]

Don’t worry, I’m also 29 and my parents still pay my phone bill for the discount 😂

[@77mRacing]

Nikko play Delta Force pls! It just came out, love the vids btw

[@ProfeshinalIdiotbutbetter]

For a second, they thought he kicked a drill, sergeant

[@CarolinaOrtiz-z8d]

I just figured out there was a church in boot camp. I preach to my stuffed animals at night just hand me the Bible

[@R4zzSp4zz]

Like 4 times for the church thing. LDS too

[@JLSumo269]

Dad sounds like a og

[@JustAChillGuyFrFrFr]

8:40 bro she’s never gonna get robbed…

[@ZigZiggy-y7y]

USAF by far the best chow, not even a question. I was a PJ so Unfortunately when we were deployed we spent more time with army eating that slop.