REACTING TO NETFLIX FOR CHRISTIANS

REACTING TO NETFLIX FOR CHRISTIANS
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REACTING TO NETFLIX FOR CHRISTIANS

[@crumblyairship]

no one: the pixels under the chair: *now it’s time to get funky*

[@katsisvi8097]

- Peridot - Our Queen 💛

[@ep7087]

- Peridot - SAME. Catra and Adora are my goddesses.

[@ratboytheo]

strawberry galaxies 🙌

[@gurlfred365]

I see you everywhere, on every gay KZbin video

[@crumblyairship]

anna banana you cannot escape me

[@niftythegoblin]

What they said: "Pure, Christian content" What they meant: Boomers making light of casual racism

[@brenosilvamorais2510]

yeah christian content

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

I think they’re making fun of the racists, not the person (referencing the first scene played)

[@OldIronbottom]

Casual? Its pretty overt.

[@sarahg2665]

@@OldIronbottom the racism isnt casual the context is

[@jf2801]

Nah, Jesus was totally white. Don't you see the murals. So white. And Jesus is totalllly his real original name. You know how those vowels exist in Hebrew. 🙄😂 I hope it's obvious this is sarcasm.

[@theyoutubeguide1109]

As a christian myself, I cannot believe that there's someone out there, somewhere, who made a Christian Netflix and called it "wholesome christian content" and then proceeded to write casual racist jokes into their scripts. On top of that, they also managed to offend an entire generation of people by taking jabs at them for a whole segment, all in the name of "christian entertainment". I just...

[@thelifeofzbear204]

Theyoutubeguide I mean it’s funny though

[@beepbeeprichie4584]

Theyoutubeguide Umm hi, gen Z. Why attack us like that. Pureflix more like, offensflix

[@Ediblemon]

Imagine being christian and realizing the biggest influencers of their faith are out of touch and bigoted for the first time.

[@theyoutubeguide1109]

@@Ediblemon It's not my first time realizing this. I know that there are many "christians" who think this way and claim to be a follower of Christ. Please remember that not all Christian's are this way and the people who do and also claim to be Christian,aren't real followers of Christ. Jesus says we should love and respect everyone. He says there is not one person who is perfect. I certainly know that I'm not. I still love everyone ! And He loves everyone despite the fact that we're not perfect! ❤

[@kayleecampbell7931]

Agreed not an accurate representation of Christians

[@nachovelez8903]

"It's kind of racist but *holy* "

[@eleonora4649]

Hahahah

[@34weaselsinatrenchcoat11]

America be like

[@luiscastanon6399]

As a Christian. That's not holy

[@kimhyunjinsgf]

"so it's not even an a american word?" since when is American a language?

[@albieemery2828]

Ik. It’s called English.

[@nye1915]

Everything revolves around america. so DuH

[@christianevik3854]

I thought America was a continent

[@Nightwalker973]

Have you been to America? We speak Murican

[@thelordscrusaders387]

@@christianevik3854 it is

[@lemonboy7994]

Boomers: Gen Z can't maintain human relationships Gen Z person: *Is in a commited relationship, considers their friends family* Boomers: yOu're tOo yOUng

[@ehsowhat718]

Also Boomers: *all divorced*

[@isabelhoch3713]

Federico Velasco AHAHA

[@iversonbanks]

@@ehsowhat718 ALL OF THEM.. so like who do we trust??

[@Kirgaby]

@@ehsowhat718 And they hate their wives even after the divorce

[@Moonberry.]

I spot no lies👀

[@lucienguyen4055]

Christians : God is about loving one another. Pureflix : *laughs in racism*

[@username9885]

I'm half Portuguese and it offended me oof

[@juliabarrosmachado47]

Username I’m Portuguese and it offended me oof

[@amydobson6434]

I'm a Christian and pureflix offends me to the extreme. It's crazy that some 'Christians' make and approve this content thinking it's so but the hell it is. They totally ignore the part of love your neighbour lol

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

I know where Portugal is on a map and it offended me too. It's in Europe, it's no where near Mexico! Whoever made the joke basically thought the audience would go _"Hahaha I too am causally racist, PureFlix totally gets us Christians!"_ . Honestly it almost feels like PureFlix is trolling and mocking Christians.

[@fdscrl6016]

The portuguese lady said "ciao'" which is italian???? We have a similar word to that and it also means bye but it didn't sound like how we say it at all lmao

[@Heyhowdyhi]

Purefilx: “this is Christian content” Also pureflix: “THESE RACIST JOKES ARE AMAZINGGGGG”

[@someBody-bp1vc]

Am not surprised

[@plumtree3209]

I mean, this is chrisian content

[@Leeontherecord]

that’s just fanfiction of the bible 😂

[@felixpagan1379]

Jesus lived in a place where the population was black, yet every drawing you see of him, hes portrayed as white :/

[@BradTheAmerican]

@@felixpagan1379 White Jesus with his M16 is truly a sight to behold

[@laaa9429]

As a Portuguese speaker, our language being constantly “mistaken” or mocked for being similar to spanish is one of the reasons why we dislike america

[@leviangel97]

Fair... we're not very knowledgeable of... like anywhere else? We're very... self centered. Yeah sorry

[@sneepsnorp1404]

So you generalize other people because they generalize you. Huh.

[@nationssunshinefelix4482]

@@sneepsnorp1404 you seem angry because she's calling you out

[@MiloKuroshiro]

We on Brazil have to deal with that x100 for being the only Latin American country talking portuguese. Every portrayal of Brazil is laughable inaccurate.

[@jd6473]

I would like to learn Portuguese to confound Spanish people lol

[@lucymandle7625]

Purefilx: “we are respectful here, Christian content only” Also Purefilx: *_racist jokes_*

[@ch113d3]

And stereotypes, Pureflix is solid garbage based off this video

[@erty8305]

But garbage is HoLy haha

[@ijustwannacomment2179]

They be charging money to watch racism when I could go outside

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Of course, it's Murican "Christian" content, AKA White Conservative Puritan content. Muricans don't have a clue what being Christian actually means.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@Mr. Perezident You really don't get it. PureFlix is not a joke, well okay to any sane person it is a joke, but to the creators and those that watch it, it isn't. They actually truly believe that's "Christian" content. Jesus is white, Santa is Christian, American is a language and anyone who disagrees with the Republican Party is Evil. Those are all things right wing white "Christians" in the U.$. believe to be true and indisputable.

[@Iuxinterior]

"gen z is addicted to the internet and can maintain a human relationship" then what do you call facebook and divorce karen

[@Pooky1991]

Its funny, because alot of divorces come from boomers who decided after the kids were grown and out, to nope out their marriage.

[@X606]

ok but the worst part is that im gen z and that more or less perfectly describes me lmao

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

I hate when people consider a high divorce rate a bad thing because IT KEANS MORE PEOPLE ARE GETTING OUT OF BAD MARRIAGES however Karen if you have had 5 divorces maby your the problem and need to stop getting into nice young men's lives and ruining them

[@c.j.4014]

"Pure" to them apparently also means "white" for that casual American racism 😬😬😬

[@chloeclover4223]

OMG NO IT DOESN’T!!!!!!!😤😤😤😤😤 THEY LITERALLY HAVE A MUSLIM BORN GIRL 🧕 WHO IS ACTUALLY A CHRISTIAN IN GOD’S NOT DEAD😡😡 I KNOW IT’S HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND🤔🤔🤔 BUT THEY HAVE REPRESENTATION🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 AND TOTALLY AREN’T RACIST🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿 YOU MILLENNIALS ARE JUST SNOWFLAKES❄️❄️❄️ WHO CAN’T TAKE A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah they mean White™️

[@pissapocalypse]

@@chloeclover4223 is this a joke I'm scared mom please pick me up from the sleepover

[@chloeclover4223]

Maggatrix yeah it’s a joke lol sorrt

[@light3272]

@@pissapocalypse it's CLEARLY a joke...

[@pissapocalypse]

@@light3272 Yeah well, you know, so is my comment lol

[@nellyb7893]

Is this where actors end up when their career doesn’t take off

[@iridescentelegance]

Or when their career *DID* take off, landed, but then was never able to take flight again.

[@ellekirsten3221]

i’m headed to pureflix

[@zephyrusb.2834]

nope, you're thinking of pornography my friend

[@user-ws4cc9dq7j]

purgatory?

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

yes

[@roisin1094]

once she mentioned a green screen i felt like HER background was a green screen...

[@ayanas9892]

Same hahaha

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

I really can't tell now if it is or not

[@endeavor1664]

SAME SKSMSKSKJ

[@Ari_C]

Dude same

[@Esieron45]

... think about this and apply it to everything now. To everything.

[@connortheartist4121]

My mom : *Pure Flix* Me : *Gay Flix needs to exist*

[@kthxbi]

Guessing you guys don't have OUTtv

[@gremlin1634]

Isn’t that just pornhub gay

[@Spidertheidiot]

@@gremlin1634 Gay relationships are more than sex...

[@alysonvalderrama2016]

Yes

[@nothing9071]

Wait, yes, I need this

[@thisiskvrter]

so instead of netflix and chill its pure flix and prayer?

[@SilviaNight99]

This made me choke 😂😂😂😂

[@annikaculhane3596]

@@SilviaNight99 that's a sin

[@melodyhaviland9393]

i mean, i’m on my knees during netflix and chill if ya know what i’m saying

[@annikaculhane3596]

@@melodyhaviland9393 amen

[@iLorah]

Sin to Flix the bean I'm afraid.

[@krxft5509]

“just because i can’t afford you anymore doesn’t mean i have to send you back to mexico” “portugal” “oH”

[@halleys.comett]

krxft it’s SO racist

[@dvmxn4008]

I'm portuguese :') and it's so sad people never notice us

[@z-beeblebrox]

Why do I feel like the writers still thought they were using a country in South America. Like "haha look how dumb our main characters are! They think Portugal is in Mexico instead of...where is it, east of Ecuador or something?"

[@dvmxn4008]

@@z-beeblebrox Yeah most of the people made that mistake or think that portugal is in spain. I hate been portuguese. Some people just know us because of Cristiano Ronaldo and that's so fucking stupid.

[@dvmxn4008]

@@z-beeblebrox and I don't mean the people, is just so ridiculous how insignificant Portugal is

[@violetmaritime]

gen z: **cant maintain human relationships** boomers: i hate my wife

[@louloudaki_]

yea exactly. we actually *leave* toxic partners. they *get married* to them and *don’t divorce* and *resent each other endlessly*

[@Larisousadr]

Can we take a moment to talk about how flawless Ally's hair is looking??

[@isadorarib]

Oi, tu é brasileira?

[@Larisousadr]

@@isadorarib sim!

[@ewno8821]

The word hair was unnecessary

[@mademoiselleria1412]

Ikr

[@dantasticmania8728]

I don't get it, she's got a skullcap on yet your judging her hair as flawless? I guess if your a chick that wants to look like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob?

[@Heyhowdyhi]

“What if I’m the one living under a rock and no one told me because I don’t have friends” I mean same

[@vio_o7]

Abby Shack anxiety at its finest

[@sara-ey5bu]

“Why did they mic her bangles” I’m crying

[@emilyb8412]

That was fucking hilarious!

[@musicalchairstacking]

No one: Pure flix: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEELL

[@adriancooke8115]

unfortunately, jesus lived before cars existed, so he has no idea how to drive

[@pigeon1178]

TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAND

[@conwaysquest6961]

As it turns out, people who have been dead for 2000+ years are not particularly capable drivers.

[@terenceheesch8351]

🙏 Pureflix: let's make "harmless" racist jokes about foreigners and ignore the irony that Jesus was a foreigner

[@mundaneamazing]

Then why does he look like Kenny Loggins?? Gotcha there!..

[@kennethd.9436]

Terence Heesch Jesús also moved to Egypt. Maybe he’s a dual citizen.

[@galacticlavalamp6338]

And that Jesus was Jewish lol

[@Kris10_Emm]

And Jesus was an Arab too!

[@danish9860]

@@Kris10_Emm NO he wasnt an arab, so you need to get get educated! Saying this, is like saying that jews are arab, and they are not! Jesus was jewish, but rejected his heritage.

[@ErinOlson-SarcasticJellybean]

As a Christian, I myself am offended and weirded out by this

[@DemonicRemption]

@Erin Olson At least you're not in pain... Because Idk why despite sharing your religious allegiance, this crap causes me pain.

[@boohoocrackr3922]

@Erin Olson y-you are one of the rare ones. As a lesbian I sincerely appreciate people like you. All I can say is thank you.

[@maxxycosky]

And as a gay christian, i feel my body cringing into itself

[@joeddemicamprock]

This looks like something Girl Defined girls spend their days watching 😂

[@zulemazahir666]

As soon as that blond girl came up, that's the first thing I thought about. 😂

[@joeddemicamprock]

@@zulemazahir666 omg 😂😂

[@isadorarib]

Br?

[@joeddemicamprock]

@@isadorarib portuguese

[@alyxo5838]

Daniela Valente LMAOOO 💀

[@clarkedanvers4023]

Bible: Thou shalt not steal. Pure flix: *Ransacks entire office*

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Christian family values, the Murican way.

[@friedadavis5887]

Bible: though shalt not steal Pure flix: *steals concept and half the name of successfully streaming service*

[@deltathecomic4765]

*Maybe gen z is “unable to maintain human relationships” because we realize the fault in some relationships and separate ourselves from people when things don’t work out instead of staying trapped in a cycle of abuse and ignoring healthy communication while spending the rest of your entire life with someone you absolutely despise out of convenience and loyalty to arbitrary centuries-old social stigma*

[@balloony6934]

yasssss 👏🏻 you tell em

[@zenoshinha2482]

You are so on point!

[@tahraethestoryteller6079]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@lilplaguedoc6682]

Accuracy: 100000

[@louloudaki_]

yea exactly like i left my abuser on purpose and now i’m happily engaged to my best friend that i’m also in love with. it’s important to have the love and respect go both ways and they don’t seem to understand it

[@mistynat]

they should've called it cruciflix

[@mundaneamazing]

Kind of sacrilegious. *Very* witty.

[@s.n.4740]

Pureflix is more evangelical, Catholics don't really watch it. And evangelicals don't put so much emphasis on the Crucifix. :)

[@skellymom]

Hit the nail right on the head! :D

[@lockandloadlikehell]

@@skellymom * right *through the palm*

[@ieashaluv]

@@mundaneamazing Sacrilicious.

[@joeddemicamprock]

Actress: Pureflix: *laugh track*

[@ursaminor9780]

“Pure, Christian content.” Spanish-speaking Christians: *Are we a joke to you?* EDIT: 🤦‍♂️ I just realized this should be: *Somos una broma para vos* (I think)

[@daviddedominici1705]

Have a feeling Evangelical producers might not go for the whole Catholic thing

[@ildix]

if you're not blond you're not a Christian apparently.

[@LL-by9ir]

Broma

[@ursaminor9780]

L L Whoops. Thanks!

[@croaklikeatoad4384]

She spoke Portuguese?

[@hazardly4679]

"So it's not even an American word." Last time I checked, the only English word that belonged exclusively to Americans is oil.

[@satansbarman]

Or all the badly spelled versions of English words such as aluminium, colour etc..

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

In Murican, some words have slightly different definitions: - Christian: White conservative puritan bigot that quotes the only parts of the Bible he has bothered to read. - Left Wing: In politics, everyone that is not on the extreme right of the political spectrum. - Progressive: In politics: everyone that does not believe in the oligarchy and patriarchal white supremacy, aka decent humans. - Facts: Unproven opinions. - Fake News: The truth. - Democracy: Political system in which some people are allowed to vote, so they think they have a say, when in reality corruption decides what the government does. - Freedom: Do what we say, or we'll kill you. ... etc.

[@ringss_]

Don't forget guns

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@@ringss_ Nah, they'll sell those to anyone. Or give them away if it will start a war.

[@lead_sommelier]

@@ireallyreallyhategoogle Self- defense: shooting everyone Invasion: suprise democracy Climate change: hahahaha Fighting terrorism: drone bombing the shit out of everything that moves

[@hiphiphoogray]

you just gave me flashbacks to middle-school-christian-me when my whole youth group had a lock-in movie night to watch “Gods Not Dead” and at the end of the movie if you didn’t actually text the 5 or 10 ppl a message saying “gods not dead”, they would make you sit in the hall while everyone else got to eat.. ‘you’ as in me.

[@fionatastic0.070]

Gray that’s so awful

[@inky2412]

That sounds terrible, hope you're in a better place right now

[@sneepsnorp1404]

Cruel and unusual punishment at its finest.

[@you_gullible_fucc]

Typical christian brainwashing

[@howdidthisgethere119]

Youth leader here: I didn't text anybody either. I actually thought God's Not Dead was a good movie. It didn't play into a lot of what I see as issues in the Christian movie business. Then GND 2 came out and it hurt my soul.

[@luciaveronesi9748]

Let's make a Netflix with racism, bad acting, a LOT of green screens and laugh tracks and call it the work of god

[@yeontanssugadaddy]

Did that woman really make a comment about no one caring about Spanish words and then addressing all of California?

[@Chris-ot9bk]

Just A Regular Day Of White Conseratives Villianizing And Stereotyping California In The Dumbest Ways. But Funny Enough, Malibu Dan And The Beverlys (Another Pure Flix Shows) Both Take Place In The LA Area But Only In The Stereotypical Rich Areas (Malibu And Beverly Hills) So To Me, Rich Conservatives Seem Hypociritcal That They Make Hating California Their Only Personality But Then Move To Fucking Calabasas

[@way2dead4u]

@@Chris-ot9bk I get you’re point but reading this gave me an aneurysm

[@Chris-ot9bk]

@@way2dead4u I Get That A Lot Lol

[@emdivine]

@@Chris-ot9bk Is there any particular reason you do that though? Do you need glasses? I've read somewhere that over-capitalising words is common among people with undiagnosed sight problems.

[@Oonagh72]

“Cable TV is essential,” says a show on a streaming platform

[@FXDRonin]

Millennial here! I love how “ok boomer” applies to a mindset rather than actually being a boomer.. since 90% of people seem to say it to people who arent actually boomers. all of these people in this would be millennials or gen x lol

[@DemonicRemption]

@SLADE This comment was six months ago... And I noticed that aspect of the utilization of "ok boomer," like three months ago... -_-

[@timbaker1428]

Full disclosure: I'm a Christian. Full disclosure: that ish made me cringe. Seriously, you couldn't pay me to watch that. Ok, ya could, but I wouldn't pay to watch it.

[@imsodonewiththissh1t]

im pretty sure they have no genuine watchers. i mean some people might, but i feel like the vast majority is just shit watching.

[@yeyamusic]

I’m a Christian. I like pure flix, cheesy ness and all 😂😂😂

[@ulasonal]

I recommend atheism

[@ulasonal]

@Stephen Bales I really want to actually. but my logic won't allow it.

[@cheezeitz3557]

Ulas Onal that’s disrespectful

[@urmum5160]

Christians:God is about loving one another Christians again: *Laughs in Homophobia*

[@eraarrow]

Being a gay Christian is absolute chaos when your whole family is religious.

[@vainpiers]

@Macaroons the sequel not all denominations are the same, the church of England officially recognises Trans people as being valid

[@helenhochschild8604]

Omg I love your profile pic

[@mochaamira1116]

Joshua 1 If the shoe fits where it, if it doesn’t you’re not Cinderella.

[@lulujames5322]

Ik ur probs just making a joke, but just saying I’m Catholic & support the whole LGBTQ+ community

[@bananache4793]

christians: god loves all of us lgbtq community: h- christians: except for you, you’re an exception

[@conwaysquest6961]

@@mudiwa8868 Then you're a better person than most. However, I'm still going to turn down your offer of a relationship with Jesus. The man's been dead for 2000 and a relationship with him would be both necrophilia and turbo sacrilege..

[@mudiwa8868]

@@conwaysquest6961 Jesus is not dead . If he is dead then why is his tomb empty? And 500 witnesses saw him after his resurrection. If you want more info please watch a movie called The Case for Christ I will link it down below. And Jesus loves you❤❤

[@mudiwa8868]

@@conwaysquest6961 kzbin.info/aero/PL3gdeV4Rk9EdjtIgl2mjC854P-0SlcYcJ kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJO3hKynl7qtZ6M If you can please watch this❤❤❤

[@conwaysquest6961]

@@mudiwa8868 I was making a joke.

[@mudiwa8868]

@@conwaysquest6961 oh , please don't not joke like that😕

[@UltravioletDarkness]

Bro. “I was watching something and got an ad” Wtf were you watching??

[@pippaclarke]

something uh yeah I was watching something

[@sydneydaye]

Porn probably

[@amandapai3624]

ValeX treme 😂😂😂😂

[@guesswhat3602]

ValeX treme “God work’s in such misterious ways” 2:14 HAHAHA

[@iostr]

@Caption Police XD or christian porn

[@maximumoverdrive6755]

My only question is: Why is everything lit like a mid-2000’s porno?

[@jd6473]

Well it IS called FLIX lol

[@jd6473]

Mid 2000s pornos were great lol

[@oliviavanhook1183]

Why do all blonde Christian chicks look exactly the same-

[@beansforjeans]

i mean you're not wrong

[@queer-ios3155]

It's called the hallmark movie protagonist syndrome

[@illuminatedtriangle5871]

Ikr like it's not even an exaggeration, they're ALL the same like how do they do that

[@l.g.956]

They all look like they're horse girls named Bethany

[@mumbledmeatballs5629]

Right? Like? Candace Cameron Bure?

[@miiiiles]

“It’s not even an American word?” I didn’t, uh, realize American was a language now............

[@cypherusuh]

Technically colour are American language while color aren't

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@Tala Habern or the vocabulary, or the respect and decency.

[@lukericker8325]

Rowanjpr Ya, thats the joke. The joke was that she’s an idiot. Thanks for attending comedy 101.

[@MrVoid666]

@@ireallyreallyhategoogle also honour...they literally cant even spell it

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@@MrVoid666 You replied to the wrong person.

[@idontknowwhatmynameis3853]

"Hopelessly addicted to the internet and can't maintain healthy relationships." Me, a Gen Z kid: 50% true, but otherwise *I am offended*

[@biancastepney1517]

They say we can't maintain healthy relationships and then wonder why their children never call or visit in the same breath

[@sophiatroanska1432]

Bianca Stepney This comment reminded me of the obligatory email I gotta send to my father so he knows I’m still alive. Thank you!

[@pissapocalypse]

They say this while also saying "oh yeah I hate being married and I hate my wife" in the same fucking sentence like that's a healthy relationship lol

[@CoolGamerBoy77]

Aren’t they the ones who make “I hate my wife” jokes.Wow they must have the healthiest relationships

[@quarantinesquad3422]

The older generations are jealous of us because we have been doing more than they have in their teenage years. And they so damn stereotypical like you ass need to chill before covid-19 remove y'all ass.........oh wait....too late,. Oh and I only mean that to specific individuals in the older generation who hate on us, the rest who are accepting of us and support our ideas I hope they stay protecrive during this time 🤗😄

[@chess3239]

“I mean like answering a phone call by an unknown caller” I’m so sorry for having social anxiety or you know having common sense 😒😅😂💜

[@thegirlfromvenuss]

Fellow Fander

[@galaxychill9578]

ur pfp fits so well

[@destyneeariana6108]

This should have been called, "how many people can I offend in one show?" lets start counting

[@isadore7221]

It's really funny cause the name Zane is Hebrew and translated it actually means "gift from God."

[@maryallegood3494]

That's A- fucking- mazing!!!! Oh my God!!

[@CustodianVirgil]

Why does David look like the lost member of Nickelback?

[@juliagrudges1755]

no one: nobody: not god: the laugh track: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

The fact that the Christians making these shows think it's completely normal to roast a small child for having a brain says so much.

[@LoveLee_Dreamer]

@Mr. Perezident If you watch the video it's pretty clear it doesn't come across as a joke.

[@TheAyanamiRei]

Here's what I think this ACTUALLY is: It's the Streaming Service for Boomers....but because it's labeled as "Christian", you don't need to challenge yourself! Anything that is offensive, can't be, because it's CHRISTIAN!!

[@abelina3115]

It’s says that Satan got you thinking the Bible is evil because of these fake Christians. Cool. No one hates a person more than one who does what the Bible says and believes.

[@joypomeroy1452]

@Treestump I'd say you need to read the bible again but that would be encouraging christianity.

[@UlexiteTVStoneLexite]

@Treestump you mean condones right?

[@erinidum]

I'm just desperately trying to laugh quietly while watching this in my bedroom while my parents entertain their church friends downstairs.

[@Miss_K3k97]

As a Christian I’m deeply offended that Pureflix exists

[@veemon]

Kekistani Goddess How so?

[@jazzx251]

So! You would deny your fellow Christians the TV content they crave??? There's a special place in Heaven for you! And Jesus will give you a medal when you get there ...

[@Miss_K3k97]

Bloke Masterson Because it’s a fucking shit show

[@joemenendez8030]

You are not a christian

[@Miss_K3k97]

Joe Menendez Whomst the fuck are you to tell me what I am and am not..?

[@ForeverLove230]

As a Christian, this is so hilarious! It’s laughable how ridiculous all of this is. All of them are so out of touch of both the modern age and (dare I get controversial but) what Christianity is supposed to be about. “Sorry not sorry,” I was taught to love thy neighbor, and that God and Jesus loves you and accepts you for who you are. Anyway, hope everyone has a good day and sending good vibes your way :)

[@Iforgotaboutrain]

Christian here, and I have to agree how out of touch and honestly so poorly made the examples were. I thought of gifting a subscription to some friends who a lot more conservative than me. I have completely changed my mind. I don't want all of the bad jokes and really bad ideals being passed around.

[@waschuksr8366]

Just going to point out that God hates sin and is angry with the wicked every day so saying that he loves and accepts you as you are isn't the God of the bible... just pointing that out. Have a good day

[@ThatGirlJD]

@@waschuksr8366 The God of the New Testament is merciful.

[@ThatGirlJD]

Generation X/Xellenial Christian here. If this is what all Pureflix content is like this is horrible. There really isn't anything Christian about it. Reading the Bible at the end but behaving abhorrently throughout the show but never reflecting on or changing that behavior isn't anything like what I was taught in church or read about in Bible study either. I guess we are supposed to forget just quoting the Bible doesn't make you a Christian, the devil can quote the Bible.

[@janemh5866]

ForeverLove230 can I ask with all respect, why do you feel so confident that out of the 100 ways to teach Christianity that yours is what it’s supposed to be about? I get believing in the god you believe in and am all for that but what about all the teachings from all forms of Christianity that are so different?

[@iversonbanks]

flix: pure server: christian home: phobic race: cist built: different

[@spamcan7564]

Hotel: travigo

[@hufdsnhf]

ass: up

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

Though the depts of hell: as we make our way to heaven

[@brocksmith9691]

Why does every show look like a really bad porn

[@arkinyte13]

Because this IS porn for Christians.

[@rickc2102]

Similar production budgets.

[@QuincyIsCrispy]

really GOOD porn B)

[@dantasticmania8728]

I personally don't want to know what's on your mind when your combining this which features a child in it with a porno?

[@chrismorris6865]

It's the amateurish cinematography.

[@bebes444]

I’m a Christian and I remember me and my family seeing an ad for it. We checked it out and in the end we laughed about how horrrrrible the movies were. They were just terrible. Terrribleee. I have only found very few (verryyyy few) Christian shows/movies that were actually good.

[@bebes444]

@@SmallDragon7804 those are good ones but they were also mainstream. im talk about ones that pureflix mainly made

[@spacecadett1872]

When you realize, that Dan’s wife is portrayed by the woman who plays Kelly on Superstore... and that it’s essentially the same character

[@sabbath2112]

so basically they created shows that are a Perfect Christian world where the characters can be racist and not get backlash for it.

[@cheekymisfit4062]

that is not a perfect Christian world at all. it might be to them, but hopefully other Christians would not stand for racism

[@sabbath2112]

Cheeky Misfit you’re right and you should say it!

[@echsemia]

That is not Christian at all. So no, they didn't.

[@verafosnow5858]

That's actually very Christian. The bible has many passages justifying slavery.

[@echsemia]

@@verafosnow5858 Isn't there a difference between the old testament and the new one?

[@liljamarie4979]

Ally is like the love child of 'Brooklyn 99' s Gina Lunetti and Hammy from 'Over the hedge' lmao. Love you

[@Omgpop2206]

Lilja Marie I love your brain

[@melodyhaviland9393]

OMG I LOVE YOU 💛

[@stephutech]

I can't unsee this now thank you so much

[@Aj01110]

that is so specific but so accurate. you braaain dude. its powerful.

[@VitrescentObelisk]

oh my god I knew it was familiar!

[@VerucaMarie]

I saw Gods Not Dead in the theater and I can't lie the song kind of slaps.

[@jadamcleod2895]

The band (for most songs) they're called 'the newsboys' I love their music, I'm Christian and queer and their music is really good. It's mostly about having love and spreading love. Just thought I'd share if you wanted to get actual good christian music and not condemning 'boring' music :)

[@VerucaMarie]

@@jadamcleod2895 I have listened to a bit of their music. I really love the band NEEDTOBREATHE, they're also a Christian band. I grew up Catholic but now I'm just "spiritual" (I hate using that word but its the most accurate word.) There are a ton of Christian bands I really dig, Christian music. If you have any recommendations I'm all ears. 💜💜

[@pissapocalypse]

The only good thing about the movie

[@OneTopic]

This is a gem... I appreciate discovering your channel through this video.

[@menthe8373]

WE NEED A GAY FLIX

[@Leeontherecord]

Menthe yesssssssss🏳️‍🌈

[@milomoody891]

There is one, but I forgot what it's called.

[@Callmemushroom]

omg please

[@eleonora4649]

Yes!

[@zc5833]

@@milomoody891 Please, I'm begging you, tell me if you remember

[@somer4213]

The “explaining younger generations like they’re aliens” scene incited such a deep fury in me aaa

[@annemarie2402]

They're just pressed about Netflix portraying Jesus as gay.

[@vylbird8014]

I just find it amusing that a Christian news site can be running "Wah, the gays are persecuting us by boycotting business that stand up for traditional marriage!" stories and, further down the same page, "Wah, Hallmark is persecuting us by putting gay people on TV where out children might see them, we need to stand up for our rights and boycott Hallmark!"

[@maripaura4945]

Yeah right!

[@UnitedThrive]

@@vylbird8014 It's true but ok

[@julistephens9729]

K but like why else did have have 12 boyfriends?

[@conwaysquest6961]

@@julistephens9729 Jesus is a yaoi harem protagonist confirmed.

[@ditzyrose700]

Malibu Dan is literally just a live action boomer comic.

[@Whitewolf2997]

"Im not being sarcastic when I say I love bad movies, that's why horror is my favorite genre." DUDE SHE FUCKING GETS IT.

[@alainaa9781]

When I'm at my dads this is what he makes me watch, Pureflix. He's a pastor. But he doesn't know I'm a ~~~𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓫𝓲𝓪𝓷~~~

[@Jogjosmowwdkfs]

Alaina Anne well, when life gives you lemons *do do do do DO*

[@joypomeroy1452]

My dad is a pastor too. Couldn't walk upstairs to get food from the kitchen without wanting to tear my ears off from the constant noise of Fox News' bigotry and disinformation.

[@cbcat747]

Alaina Anne I laughed at this comment out loud for a whole 40 seconds (for real though, sending my love HAHA)

[@ThatGirlJD]

A pastor approves of this condescending drivel? There really isn't much Christian like about the content on Pureflix. Some surface reflection at the end after they (grown adults) act in very un-Christian manor with no growth doesn't make this Christian content. They don't even reflect on their nasty judgemental behavior.

[@Fallen-Saint]

Ngl I don't know what the fuck you even typed

[@MickeyKnox]

ok ok ok ok ... but do they have a porn section? I mean ... come on ... "Nailed by the cross" "Oh lord, I'm coming 2" "Missionary part 5 - A free position" you know you would watch that.

[@justeundonut-moi.7979]

This comment is underrated 😂

[@MickeyKnox]

@@justeundonut-moi.7979 thanks :-)

[@saddo7694]

MickeyKnox if these arnt actual pornos made by christians they really fumbled the fucking bag smh

[@imlubu]

BRO LMFAO- and one about wedding night😎

[@joshuapineda1369]

I'm a christian and I spat out my drink while laughing because of your comment. Lol.

[@straccx]

It's just me or she's like a female version of Kurtis Conner?? Love her

[@obiwankenobi9141]

Your right, they seem like gender swapped clones of one-another.

[@isadore7221]

"pure content" Is mean to: People of colour Smart people Two generations Basic plot

[@krxft5509]

“he’s dan. he’s dan the malibu fan man dan man”

[@onIyindreams]

as a gen z i’m glad we have this a̶w̶e̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ *millenial* on our side

[@mushroomknob]

Me: "What's your favorite movie genre?" Ally: "Bad." Me: "What?" Ally: "Christian." Me: "What?" Ally: "Horror." Me: "Oh." Ally: "Christian horror." Me: "What?"

[@TheP1nkSky]

So ally’s content

[@speepeal3785]

this girl is like Kurtis Connor but reversed

[@marleybayne6233]

She dowsnt give us an extra greeting though 😔

[@-.-1276]

yoo I was just gonna comment this lmaoooo

[@moethemoon]

She’s better lmao, her timing is so great and she’s pretty clever in her humor

[@ariesmothsong]

Moe The Moon that's your opinion i think they're both equal

[@joystickwarrior7769]

Only she's actually original and doesn't ride Danny and Drew's coattails to fame.

[@jupitersinthebeans]

The reason why I don’t like taking phone calls is that you have to stick your phone to the side of your face. Many studies have proven that having your phone too close can cause cancer. And I have to put that *right* next to my brain and awkwardly speak into the empty air.

[@user-yr5qy9uc6h]

We're reacting to what now

[@otakubish8063]

“They have the attention span of a goldfish!” Ally: 🥳🖕🥳

[@LieutenantSheep]

I’ve only recently discovered your channel and it’s become one of my favorites very quickly. Please make more videos about pureflix

[@soozee3219]

My mom makes us watch one almost every month🥺

[@someBody-bp1vc]

Poor thing

[@pippaclarke]

literally, my mum if she finds this

[@marvin3997]

*sends awkward gay energy to you for support* we're with you dude....You can make it through it

[@kingdemon344]

It’s okay just spray holy water when something “funny” happens “as support” then your mom will get annoyed and stop, that’s what I did but with horror movies worked like a charm 👌🏼

[@catshark0076]

You poor, poor thing.

[@elenagarciaclaro610]

THAT'S WHAT I NEEDED TO START MY CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS

[@schrodingerscat4994]

*CHRIST*MAS

[@zoeashby7683]

Am I the only one who's parents told them not to answer calls from unknown numbers as a kid? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's where my phone call anxiety cames from.

[@TheRonnieaj]

As a baby GenXer, my first thought was, you had Caller ID as kids? Dear god almighty I’m old 😭😭

[@Nuttmegg456]

I mean that’s just a good practice in general lol

[@drew9449]

The blonde lady’s character feels like her entire motive is to be sarcastic, but they’re so serious💀💀

[@GracieCakes]

I hate that this is labeled a “Christian” service. It just leads to people lumping me into a pile of terrible people that say they are “Christian”. But they aren’t. Ugh.

[@idkdude1118]

They're still christian lol

[@pissapocalypse]

They're crazy

[@yi-hira]

@@idkdude1118 Only in title and self entitlement. Christians are supposed to love thy neighbour as thyself, to love unconditionally as God loves them, yada yada yada. The fact that many are so full of hate is why I left Christianity. Because fuck that.

[@yi-hira]

@Josie Knepp Nice.

[@DemonicRemption]

@The Great Adventures of Jade & Alex So you know my pain...? And what's sad is I don't these idiots at Pureflix and other preachy "Christian content" are aware they're perpetuating a stereotype...

[@LazyQueen]

Me: Mom can we have Netflix? Mom: But we have netflix at home *Netflix at home:* (I'm a Christian btw and I wish I didn't know Pure Flix was a thing :'))

[@hawyee9090]

actors be like: has an unsuccessful career and starts making Christian Content

[@jamestaylor7731]

How is no one talking about how ally found this *while watching porn*

[@mrng47]

Did she?

[@CallMeDaddyBee]

Riiggt? I only get stupid milfs that aren't really in my area, ugh

[@lindseystein9676]

God Awful Movies is a hilarious podcast, you’d love it. Those guys are so funny critiquing mostly christian movies, but also other cheesy religious movies

[@MsAwesomeify]

they replaced the evil sinning with casual racism (particularly towards hispanic people seemingly?)

[@pixelpuddinge2888]

Ally hills: makes a video about a Christian streaming network Also Ally hills: is a lesbians Jena marbles

[@bjorkursula7452]

Ironically the show about the host has a theme song that sounds like girl in red.

[@Nerdy12]

The actor who played the bossman was on Seinfeld for years (his role was J Peterman, Elaine's boss). Oh, how far the boomers have fallen.

[@ohrwurm5196]

God bless PUREFLIX, amen.

[@cakepanda9083]

I don’t fully understand why, but Ally is just my favorite human being. She’s so entertaining, it’s crazy.

[@marksilla8276]

Isn't stealing like something Christians frown upon. I don't know if I'm remembering this correctly but isn't stealing in the 10 commandments or something?

[@Katie-gr9mt]

Yup. I cringed in Christianess watching those people just casually steal but the whole point is for it to be Christian Wholesome or whatever

[@suzj8287]

Yeah. The commandments say to love everyone. So therefore God is supportive of the community, and I am too. In fact, I'm a part of it. I can say that I'm a lesbian Christian, and just because I love the same gender, doesn't mean I'm going to hell. It means that I love the same gender. That's it.

[@Heyhowdyhi]

tHis Is BlAspHemY

[@lakinsoden9162]

7:56 me ready to defend my boy Zayn Malik..... And also waiting so I can defend any other 1D boys....

[@jbaker416]

Am I the only one that IMMEDIATELY watches the videos when Ally posts?? Like no matter what mood I'm in. She's the only KZbinr I keep up with😂

[@kheezaahtee]

King Jordan saaaame

[@leeanna8006]

My mom switched to PureFlix when she found out I was lesbian 😂

[@savannahm5529]

My mom says I need to go to a revival to pray the bisexual in me away.

[@leeanna8006]

Savannah M My mom put holy water in my room 💀

[@inky2412]

@@leeanna8006 Then put unholy water in her room 💀

[@savannahm5529]

@@leeanna8006 wow

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@leeanna8006 Make her drink the holy water and tell her to wash her sins away, because hate is a sin and she's your mother and should love you for the way you are. If she doesn't accept you, she's a terrible parent and that's a fact. Any parent who doesn't accept and love their kids, regardless of sexuality is a failure of a parent.

[@ihavelemonade5640]

I think that watching a bad movie and just pointing out how bad it is and making fun of it makes you equally happy than watching a good movie, if not happier.

[@alicenieves4812]

Netflix WHO?