Reacting To The Funniest Drunk Texts!

[@eleventwelve2650]

"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single" THIS IS THE CUTEST OF ALL 💕

[@何も-u3l]

I was watching that one as I was reading this 😂😂

[@lilhellie2701]

Well I kinda he could ask a other girl and then cheat on her .

[@nekochan7428]

Yeah its so cute!!! He fell inlove all over again!!!😍😍😍😂

[@shawnwilt6223]

I just watched that as I read ur comment!

[@alicewilloughby4318]

Eleven Twelve, I dunno; the "Optimus Prime" one seemed pretty good to me!

[@LizzyDripping]

"I wasn't THAT drunk" "Oh rlly?" "Yeh" "U stuffed my cat in a pillow and said "ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILOW PET" "......"

[@Batcathedral0]

😂 I laughed too hard!

[@Batcathedral0]

😂 I laughed too hard!

[@watermelonmelon2083]

Lisha101 so funny

[@annaclark206]

Lisha101 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂10/10

[@ryannheary5850]

Lisha101

[@zainaba9673]

friend: was I really that drunk last night me: dude,you spent 3 hours trying to DROWN my GOLDFISH. friend: was I successful

[@zainaba9673]

she tried to drown my FISH?!?!?!

[@tony7376]

Zainab A me: dude you're still drunk

[@cecasucks1147]

Zainab A my friend tried to drown a fish... He wasn't even drunk at all

[@brucesites3085]

Zainab A that is so funny

[@parn2160]

Zainab A 😂

[@alib3190]

Here’s one, “ I wasn’t that drunk” “ you went to the public toilets stood in a toilet and flushed, then said to the ministry of magic! You got drenched” “Haha Harry Potter doesn’t sound to bad! I mean I’m a dude it’s what we do” “ you were in the girls bathroom with a lot of girls” “Dang it” Lol

[@imjustaweeb8235]

I love Harry Potter! ❤️ This is hilarious because you have to know the series to get the joke lol 😂

[@Andyyyy420]

Bruh, I love Harry Potter tho! This is good tho😂

[@MaryElizabethJohnson]

"I wasn't THAT drunk." "Oh really? You turned your phone on to airplane mode and kept throwing it around saying, 'Fly, damn you!'"

[@stickmeup]

LOL cant stop laughing

[@FlippyPipz]

ClueingForLooks lol thats hilarious

[@zt9015]

ClueingForLooks, Lmao

[@colinwoods8962]

Loool

[@malainalove3324]

sorry if this is a stupid Text but... was the phone OK?

[@lililol3719]

"Dude you were so drunk last night!" "No I wasn't!" "You took a yellow sponge from the sink and yelled 'SPONGEBOB OMG HOW'D YOU GET OUT OF THE TV!?' " "Oh God....." "That's not all, you duct taped him to the TV and said 'That's better' " "Kill me now..."

[@shrek8781]

i thought the sink was suppost to be tv

[@raidenpalmerin6645]

Nerdy Kawaii Senpai Anime Loving Potato XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@omni_bless0001]

loooooooool

[@gamesrus5678]

Nerdy Kawaii Senpai Anime Loving Potato LOL

[@ggyutime7164]

Nerdy Kawaii Senpai Anime Loving Potato Lol 😂😂

[@deannam8588]

Roses are red, The next sentence is true, Violets are violet, no freaking blue.

[@bhanupreet14]

CP KID violets in poem are flowers which are actually blue

[@JAR-HIPHOP]

bhanupreet singh thank you you are smart finally a person with a fuckin brain

[@cansucinur5680]

"You asked your girlfriend if she was single" "She said yes"

[@deeqakhaalid4628]

"I wasnt that drunk.." "oh really? you ran in a telephone box and spinned around and got out trying to fly away saying "IMM SUUPPEERRMAAANN!!!"

[@kxtphyred]

HAHAHAAAAAAA XD LOOL

[@rayyaruffin3401]

Deeqa Khaalid Lmao 😂 rotfl 😂 this is funny af

[@juliansmith6066]

Deeqa Khaalid lol

[@jocelyncampbell1001]

" I wasnt that drunk..." "oh really you ran into a telephone box and spinning around saying "I DOCTER WHOOOO" and humming the docter who theme song"

[@ZEDNH06]

Jocelyn Campbell "But I am Doctor Who... right?"

[@sylviasummerlin390]

drunk one: i wasnt that drunk friend: u asked ur gf if she was single drunk one: so friend: she said yes and walked away

[@palomagarcia3880]

sylvia summerlin ohhhooooooooooooooo😮😲

[@pragyakumar7891]

sylvia summerlin yeah...now that's legit..

[@uklondonxn]

sylvia summerlin OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT DRUNKEN GUY GOT OWNED

[@mariazzzc3]

lololololololololol

[@elliekarakurt4594]

sylvia summerlin OH MY GOD THAT'S AWESOME

[@cinnamonmon25]

-"Dude, you put my hamster in his hamster ball and threw out at the wall saying "Pikachu! I choose you!" You're lucky he's still alive" -"Seriously!?" -"No" -"Oh thank god" -"He's dead" Me:I feel bad for the hamster but I just had to:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kelly.gallacher]

Usagi-chan LovAnime that was in the vid

[@lizmcfarren5359]

I love that part too!

[@lydkc2280]

I didn't think it was funny.

[@justinprincessscott6853]

Lyd KC it was hella funny I did that to my hamster and he even asked me to do it again cuz he kept leading me to my throwing stand in my leaving room where I throw things 😊 I had a lit hamster

[@joshuamckee8693]

Usagi-chan LovAnime i

[@chelseadouglas514]

David:Dude I wasn't that drunk Dave: oh really you took somebody's phone added your number and texted yourself saying iloveubabygimmekissmwah

[@thisname1071]

PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!!!! (Then, you find out your "Pikachu" is dead.)

[@thisname1071]

(After you thew it at the wall)

[@thisname1071]

wow... * threw*

[@penguin-tc1cx]

Mint The Hedgehog You can just edit your comment instead of commenting on your own comment

[@oliveoil1542]

Mint The Hedgehog what

[@oliveoil1542]

Mint The Hedgehog .....

[@Infernooo]

I wasn't that drunk.... You grabbed my phone, turned airplane mode on and threw it out the window screaming "FLY! FLY!". Then you called Customer Support saying your airplane mode doesn't work.

[@meepmoop4335]

lol

[@princesspena7191]

Inferno wait, if the phone broke, how did he call customer service..

[@Infernooo]

PrinPrin Productions with his other phone

[@xoxmollymspxox5920]

Inferno lel

[@avavalentine7462]

Inferno how the hell do you throw a phone outta airplane window?

[@AlanLopez-xd9hs]

Dude I wasn't that drunk A guy was robbing your tv you ran as fast as you could to catch up and said "hey you forgot the remote"

[@amazingninja8955]

Alan Lopez LOL

[@jadabarends9166]

Alan Lopez i saw that in another video

[@emiragkurt8382]

xd

[@its_hysteriaa]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

[@Meduh-p8e]

Alan Lopez lol

[@angelasjullie4461]

"I wasn't that DRUNK!" "Really? You picked up a little Mexican girl and Shaked her and said " DORA! I need your MAP to get home!!!!!

[@singsonbong]

Joe vids Paris 2000 wtf you need to be super drunk to see a little Mexican girl as Dora

[@qamarahmad6737]

Joe vids Paris 2000 omg such a good joke

[@littlemisscreepypasta_xox5816]

3:21 YOU GAVE A MUSHROOM TO A MIDGET AND KEPT YELLING GROW MARIO GROW xD

[@브릿즈]

Who else feels so bad for the poor hamster

[@carapatchkids]

CattyCat Gaming meee

[@plaigerocks7266]

CattyCat Gaming same

[@camilamaldonado1927]

CattyCat Gaming meeeeeeeeee

[@brittneyhyett8930]

i dont and your profils minecraft right

[@sophiacarpio7698]

CattyCat Gaming me!

[@Sofia-vk7vn]

Person: how drunk was I last night? Friend: Well, you went to take another shot through the dance floor and won a dance competition.

[@jasmineade8978]

Half of these comments be like "Can i get 10 likes. it's my birthday" "it's not my birthday can I get likes for honesty" like bruh tf? What do likes add to your life? Honestly, it's just sad to see😒

[@maheen4356]

true

[@yotsbushka]

Jasmine Ade ikr I liked YOUR comment

[@smilescupcakes576]

Ikr! They're all just wasting their time & So are the people that are actually liking the comments.

[@catemagrogan3131]

Jasmine Ade I think your profile pic is sad too see.

[@wildwoman9314]

Jasmine Ade ikr like some likes in a KZbin comment is gonna do any good 😑👌

[@internetdude7282]

My uncle when he was drunk ran up to a really short guy and said MASTER SHIFU!!!!

[@milobrowny52]

Eugene LOL!

[@risris3778]

Imagine the girlfriend responded with: I am now (1:25)

[@tara8581]

Rownie zhao That's what I thought. I was like "He probably is now." 😂

[@UnicornTurtle-ri7xk]

"YOU WERE SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT" "No i wasnt" "YOU GOT ROCKS AND BUILT A LITTLE WALL AND SAID, OH NO THE GIANTS ARE COMING" "...." (attack of the titans )

[@briannaparker5482]

My favorite won was Dude i wasn't that drunk Really you got my hamster and put it in his ball and threw it at the wall saying pickatu I choose you

[@detectivedance]

Brianna Parker same

[@ttgruffles6731]

Ssaammee

[@KaraK348]

Lol

[@mattsu1965]

*one

[@josieo242]

one

[@user-ej2ut1zq3e]

4:03 HAGRID you're REAL!😂😂😂😂👏🏻✨

[@cerinah.6111]

Crisci Flores

[@nevillelongbottom4875]

Kitty Fun time guys, of course hes real

[@larryleach7332]

Crisci Flores IKR 😂😂

[@sirinavarro]

Quote of the day " Dude, you have a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling "GROW MARIO GROW."

[@chora58]

YEAH XDDDD

[@penguin-tc1cx]

Supergirl Zor-El gave

[@ryleek5538]

GROWWWWWWWWW MARIOOOOOOOOOOO GROWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jacobjones7497]

Supergirl Zor-El that sounds like something my friend would do

[@greenbarenakedladies8493]

Supergirl Zor-El Yeah😂😂

[@brittanynikole6141]

I know 99% of people wont read this. To the 1% that do... -Your beautiful -Your smart -Your lovely -You are YOU! Don't let anyone change that!

[@Anai_2023]

Blue Angel 😊

[@meganbaker157]

Awww thank you

[@jeremyheereishotfrombemore6414]

Brittany Clay thank you

[@classicalbolt6669]

Brittany Clay thanks, but I prefer being called handsome over beautiful lol, also same to you, just from seeing your pfp I can tell you're pretty ;)

[@brittanynikole6141]

Thx so much!

[@animelodies2413]

If I get lost in the comments... Remember me!!!

[@georgiasab7255]

Ani Melodies I will remember you!😂

[@robina7314]

you are lost in the comments but I kept on scrolling to find you

[@katherinecrush9188]

Ani Melodies, your profile pic goes so well with this 😂😂

[@Mali-kr2yu]

Ani Melodies-DONT LET GO JACK Meh (even doh my name isn't jack but we're doing titanic sooo)- I WILL NEVER LET GO

[@laarnimendoza4466]

Ani Melodies ok I will remember you

[@angelasjullie4461]

"Was I really that drunk?" "Dude,you cut open a pineapple and screamed""SPONGEBOB WHERE ARE YOU!!"

[@rosannapine5585]

Like literally every single one that has an explanation starts with dude 😂

[@taylorh1872]

Man I love drunk people. They can just be so hilarious sometimes. But don't drink and drive kids, that's bad. Trust me, my icon's a mask, I'm obviously a person you should listen to. ;)

[@christinam6877]

........

[@MugilanBaskaran]

I know your secret... Reaction Time.

[@RomanLuther]

Mugilan Baskaran wyatnianhis security brain drunk

[@vinnydurocher8303]

Wtf

[@playboitim3923]

Yeah it's tal Fishman

[@shailamachado4939]

Mugilan Baskaran WE GOT A HACKER AND HATER!

[@bloccpheartment7974]

Oh so you now his secret too?

[@Cryaophinx]

Dude i wasnt drunk yesterday Your drunk dude Proof? U went in a wardrobe and scream "FOR NARNIA!"

[@dafty6700]

The Casphinx you noob IT is not your drunk ITS you where drunk😤

[@drawmyworld4775]

What u where drunk when u did that I do that sometimes when I'm sober(not that I've ever been drunk in just a small potato in a big world)😂😂😂😂😂(jokesssss)

[@-beanis-4844]

who ish drink I'm shrunk help me p hahahaha that's so funny l can really tipe like if you laughed at this

[@rosanafeld6478]

Kids get stuck in things You know what I got stuck in? School...

[@tay2964]

In life

[@Xujdfy]

Rosana Feld my condom nah jk

[@toastyamber1614]

Rosana Feld in this video

[@nikko1044]

History said we have independence ! If I had independence at the time, I wouldn't be in school with everyone. History also said every American had the freedom to do what they please (besides murder) Then why do I have to go to school

[@cupcakecandy1751]

Rosana Feld hahahab

[@swordshadowslasher2517]

“We’ve all done it before, being drunk...” Me: I am a kid

[@cuteanimalloveramq6540]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[@mkrdmedia]

CuteAnimalLover// AMQ you too!

[@normiex8990]

a drunk text Dude I wasn't that drunk Dude you grab a hedgehog painted it blue put red shoes on it and says GO SONIC RUN FASTER ! Then the you rolled the Hedgehog across the table Drunk person: is it alive? No it rolled into the power saw while it was on. He lost 3 rings..

[@fricktics]

ZipperPvP Lol

[@kaylachumpornsiripa1071]

ZipperPvP ⚓️⚓️

[@raulmoctezuma7168]

Zippe

[@genelefebvre8922]

ZipperPvP aa

[@koobasowiskgaming2863]

That's the most satisfying comment I have heard all year

[@queerheere9285]

If you're reading this, Have a nice day :)

[@gracietiger1013]

Elizabeth 3rd thanks

[@tazsyaht8625]

Elizabeth 3rd Thanks

[@zetunmazhermaz6641]

Elizabeth 3rd thanks u too

[@anotherhuman3866]

Elizabeth 3rd thanks u too

[@evonybright2373]

Elizabeth 3rd thanks have a good day to

[@AliyaslifetimeAdventures]

Whoever is reading this comment, have a great day!! Or have a great night!😊😊🤓

[@Hi-Hono]

Aliya’s Lifetime Adventures You too.

[@Snapshotgaming]

Aliya’s Lifetime Adventures you are so sweet ☺️

[@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801]

Thanks it’s 3 am rn I mean 4am

[@shidma]

That's why I've never had a drop of alcohol

[@babykelly228]

Kysonscience ditto

[@JAR-HIPHOP]

Kysonscience I did when I was 4 or 5

[@katrinaeichel575]

CopUnderAverage wtf

[@iamsocool6917]

Kysonscience San Diego IS-BAD--

[@faith4917]

Kysonscience Same you know why because I'm 11

[@kayleed8024]

Through this whole thing I was laughing soooooo hard

[@layla-maiemms9121]

Kaylee's Daily lol me too

[@drawmyworld4775]

Same

[@maddykillion7746]

Kaylee's Daily lollol me2

[@jamakovicsara]

I died at the pikachu one😂😂😂

[@venomgaming4632]

Sara Iman Jamakovic I laughed so hard at the grow mario grow!

[@runrinn]

Sara Iman Jamakovic OMG SAME!!!! lmao XD

[@sugarhoneyicedtea2781]

Venom Gaming me too 😆😆😆😆😆

[@nick2cost13]

Sara Iman Jamakovic me too I was outside watching this ang when I laughed they looked at me...it was pretty awkward actually...

[@shammam4008]

Sara Iman Jamakovic The " olvie garden 2-4-1 chardinay " killed me

[@samantha-tx2tc]

"Peppermint schnapps" 😂👌 NEW WORD NOW 😆

[@Alice_Hazbin]

That's an actual alchohol...!!! It's shown in 'The big bang theory'...!!!

[@fishsmellbad1862]

i know that almost all of these are fake but i still laugh at them for some reason

[@maddymensour]

Fish Smell Bad But they're still funny, since someone out there had to come up with the ideas

[@irgroomer]

Fish Smell Bad don't you know these are real

[@fishsmellbad1862]

michelle smith wtf are you talking about? Most of these are memes converted into text. And if you look up funny texts on Google images, there are tons of different screenshots of different people's phones with the exact same jokes

[@zennyzenny9501]

Read this with the twinkle twinkle little star rhythm: A B C D E F G, Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue. One is chewing all my shoes. Now I'm running for my life, 'cuz the red one's got a knife!

[@raven023]

Maria Costa you made my day

[@zennyzenny9501]

Ashley Cruz haha 😂

[@miasttm]

Maria Costa oml 😂😂

[@tctaylor1]

Maria Costa my friend told me that also and very funny

[@earthlydelight616]

Maria Costa Golden

[@rocketlime8761]

WHEN MY FRIEND IS DRUNK MY FRIEND:"OMG THERE ARE SO MANY CUPS IM GONNA CALL THE COPS". ME:NO NO NO.... CALL AN AMBULANCE.

[@twentythreedogs0308]

Omg I remember the "GROW MARIO GROW" 😂 It's cause my friend told me this last year. "Just grab a mushroom, put it on top of a midget "GROW MARIO GROW" I laughed so hard at that 😂😂

[@nanabanana7596]

GROW MARIO GROW I died 😂

[@muffinmillie6121]

Soccer Beast/ Demon Lord XD

[@elfenlied_girl1238]

Soccer Beast/ Demon Lord same

[@jackobox7583]

BOI ITZ DERPY LORD I DIED AT THAT PART

[@sightssweetrblx1662]

GROW MARIO GROW!

[@Imhidingg]

i know your secret....Optimus Prime

[@insertoriginalnamehere6515]

Moonfire Draws oh nuuuuuuu

[@YourLocalPelican]

Moonfire Draws 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lyrixunknown6086]

Moonfire Draws how did you know

[@ethan_sluis4203]

Yo why do u have to say what we all heard out of the vid we just watched?

[@bmnwdsn]

IK ziiii22333 zi wads noodts brunk6672i3o2 p0rn lod sjsaj more22333 sh0t7s

[@arkani7904]

If ur reading this i hope u have a great and safe day and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! :)

[@kisskiss_malia729]

thank chu

[@ps4pro705]

ShadowShark25 thx

[@daniella3478]

ShadowShark25 thanks

[@graceanderson6283]

ShadowShark25 ty

[@_mars_human5557]

ShadowShark25 I don't have holidays get 😭

[@Kaiyo143]

2:51 the moment Tal said 'It's only 7 and you work until 5' the intro for the song 'My Demons' started playing!😂

[@Danny-po8vr]

Dude i wasnt that drunk last night, Dude you got my little sister's pink pillow and you kept screaming PATRICK IS YOU!!

[@josiecooks4339]

I kept repeating 1:43 Oml it was so funny when he said that

[@KILLER-ug1oj]

x DatCakey x so this is funny 1:43 1:43 1:43 1:43 1:43 1:43 1:43 1:43 ya no boring

[@supersonic8631]

x DatCakey x please sub to me

[@supersonic8631]

1k No vids? Please sub to me

[@whitneycouch7329]

x DatCakey x Oh God I keep tearing up from constantly laughing at that!!

[@daniella3478]

"Dude,you threw a mushroom at a midget and kept yelling GROW MARIO GROW"

[@idkowo1803]

My fav was the Hagrid one

[@sollerhollersoulblade6126]

that was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@PeriRebecca]

yeah

[@Unknown_Machinez]

Agreed

[@rishita1686]

Me too

[@Solis-s7g]

Me too

[@justsomeone8393]

I laughed so hard on “I wasn’t that drunk” “dude you gave a midget a mushroom and said grow MARIO grow”

[@koobasowiskgaming2863]

Drunk text ------------- I wasn't that drunk last night Dude you grabbed a broomstick and jumped off a building saying "I'm Harry Potter!!!" Oh f**k!

[@angery6857]

Koobasowisk Gaming I'm eating nerds and that made me spit them out laughing. I still ate them?

[@mxddie05]

One time my cousin Amber got really drunk and we were playing guitar hero and she yelled and smashed the guitar while saying jibberish words like a sim character it was so funny 😂😅😂😅😂

[@SMBCTHAI]

agbocalps x OMG LOL

[@mitchellcleaver1254]

agbocalps x Omg jeushadetgetstwtatetgtgegdgsjuqiaiuhsttetgsbns xD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shawtii.C]

agbocalps x 😂😂😂😂

[@kailycalderon]

Ha I saw a drunk text where it said, "Dude you were so drunk last night" "No I wasn't" "You picked up a Mexican girl and screamed at her, Dora! I need your map to get home!"

[@gothangel2233]

One Time a person was so drunk he stood on the table saying he could fly and fell on his face😝😝😝😝

[@oneword2481]

I don't have a crush on Tal, but somehow, his face is perfect.... wtf

[@julia0616]

There was this one drunk text and it said Dude I was not that drunk You picked up a little Mexican and said, "DORA I NEED YOU MAP TO GET HOME!"

[@edencontreras2790]

3:14 Tal: *laughs* Me: how is that funny?? -.-... Me: (3 sec later) BAHAHAHAHA (I SUBSCRIBED)

[@christinam6877]

Wow just wow

[@hmmmokie4338]

The midget mario one though oml I laughed so hard, it's now my favourite thing and the FarmVille one 😂👍✨💖

[@itsyabtchlo2490]

1:20 lol it would have been funnier if his girlfriend said yes 😂😂😂 cruel but funny

[@idkowo1803]

Boy: I wasn't that drunk Girl: seriously you jumped thru a window on the 15th floor screaming/singing I believe I can fly

[@iamGVKanwar]

3:10 what kind of office is till 5:00 am🤔🤔 are you drunk too Tal 😂😂🤣🤣

[@alexisrobinson487]

I love the Mario one!

[@firexone7637]

I feel bad for the hamster... :'(

[@bowlofbakedbeans]

Firexone did u mean that you FEEL bad for the hamster

[@firexone7637]

Hey It's Sarah C. Crap, yes.

[@swirly3081]

r u drunk again u spelled feel wrong

[@firexone7637]

Are you guys happy now? I spelled feel right!

[@kaelynn8385]

i was freakin cracking up af especially the octomiss prime one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@samsgaming1503]

"i wasnt that drunk" "what do you mean? You yelled at a pineapple and yelled SPONGEBOB COME OUT" "oh

[@shadyputa4534]

"Babe , do u love me? " Count the stars, that's how much I love you" "But its day..." Exactly.

[@DaniyalX]

OOOOOOH THE SAVAGE!!!!!!!!

[@megthomas1616]

Shady Puta I FOUND A LOOPHOLE The sun is a star

[@DaniyalX]

Disappointing.

[@Tuna-jl3ms]

Shady Puta it's supposed to be "babe, how much do u love me?" and "but its morning"

[@angeloayala2136]

"I wasn't that DRUNK"oh really, "You sat on your dog and thought it was a freaking horse and kept saying "YEE HAW this is the life of a cowgirl"

[@gagansaini2075]

My cousin was drunk, and i told her the car was gonna blow up, and she almost jumped outta the car on a highway.

[@joshuapann2741]

Pepe The Frog y wold you do that

[@butterflygirl2697]

Grimey SavageTM why would you tell a drunk person that their car was gonna explode?'

[@cin9548]

Butterfly Girl26 cause he can XD

[@LizzyDripping]

Grimey SavageTM she shouldn't be driving while drunk

[@samanthasherman6750]

Lisha101 she may not have been driving

[@aoifeclenaghan7958]

My friend was at my house one time and found mushrooms in my fridge and said, "Here, eat these and we'll see if you'll grow." I'm a very short person but DAMN

[@trashmammal_7]

"Dude I was'nt THAT drunk." "Dude, you have a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling "GROW MARIO GROW" Hahaha im dead!😂

[@lexi8643]

" This is why i dont get drunk" well okay your 19, your not supposed to drink anyways... oh im so innocent😂

[@ChillOutHomeScout]

alexis balensiefen just come to Canada!

[@lexi8643]

alice laing why...

[@teepicgamer73]

alexis balensiefen I live in America but I think because Canada has a lower drinking age

[@lexi8643]

ohh right...

[@ChillOutHomeScout]

OF COURS ITS 18!!!!!!! lol 1 and a half years until i can go :o

[@hanako9587]

Michael:"Dude what happened last night? I think i broke my arm and my car is wrecked" Friend:"you were sooo drunk" Michael:"what I do" Friend:"U climed on top of your garbage can and started telling nananananananana batman batman then jumped of and landed on your car" Michael:"And you didn't take me to the hospital!!!" Friend:"I was to busy laughing at your dumbass"

[@sowaetm6320]

Tal: now all have text drunk well hopefully not! Me: I don't have a phone yet

[@animere-bornhd8159]

That is Hagrid! If he's nice enough to do that he's definitely HAGRID!

[@fantastic2583]

99% of people won't see this but the 1% of people do have a nice day/night👍🏽

[@ranemalone9636]

Fantastic 2. thank you man appreciate it!!!!

[@fantastic2583]

rane malone np

[@okayso1844]

Fantastic 2 thanks

[@fantastic2583]

kawaii Flying cloud np

[@JCBug555]

Fantastic 2 Thanks!

[@kpopkrackhead8793]

omg I'm the only who thinks Tal's face looks perfect😍😍😍😍

[@cloroxbleach5550]

bakar billionaire no he's perfect

[@nightcorebeat2295]

The way he read the first one one OMFG SO FUNNY

[@nightcorebeat2295]

Forget about the 2nd one sorry

[@creature8911]

My favorite was the one saying"Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling, 'GROW MARIO GROW" 🤣🤣🤣

[@everythingawesome1845]

Yes reaction timeI LOVED this video could you make it into a series? Also spot the differnece 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😛😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

[@everythingawesome1845]

If you find it like this comment

[@everythingawesome1845]

Also read more to find it

[@_adrian1510]

It is 😛

[@panicatthetwentyonecrybabi5332]

One time my friend was sooo drunk that he grabbed a pineapple from his fruit basket and started cutting it yelling SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE COME OUT!!!! and i was just watching him and laughing

[@swirly3081]

lier

[@panicatthetwentyonecrybabi5332]

Dancingsoul dude it was real it was because we were at a party and he got dared to drink sooo much

[@swirly3081]

most in the comment section is talking about the pineapple thing

[@lonelyhufflepuffgirl6532]

Harry Potter fans, lmk what house you are in! I'm a Hufflepuff!!!!! "Hagrid! You're real!" Lmao my favorite of da bunch. : )

[@a.d.2482]

Ok bro how he said "No Sir" sounded like he was talking to an actual officer😂😂

[@YourFriendlyHouseInvader]

LOL POOR MIDGET LOL GROW MARIO GROOW LOLOL LMFAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emiragkurt8382]

*L A M F A O*

[@christmascreeper5027]

God of Bleach that’s also offensive Because he basically was pointing out that midgets are small

[@nataliecamerano6088]

do a part two of this I was laughing so hard and its hard to make me laugh

[@ily_t1932]

Omg 2:52 that face its telling me " I'm right"

[@alicewilloughby4318]

1:28 - And I bet she answered, "Not yet." 3:08 - Wait... "It's only 7 and you work until 5."??? That would give her two hours to be finished with work, get cleaned up a little and go join her friends at the bar or wherever. Why is the texter so surprised? 3:23 - Oh, God, the Little Person must have loved that! (Not!)

[@arilovespugs8443]

Friend:"I wasn't that drunk bro." Me:"Oh really? You kept walking up to girls asking them if they were your mother." Friend: You'll never know dude." Me:" yeah ok dude"

[@threelilgems]

u were so drunk last night oh rly you get my cat and put it on a box saying DARTH VADER WILL BE BACK even my cat was so poor and crying meow meow

[@carifair4265]

Pause at 0:23 in the vid and he looks like he is about to sneeze 😂

[@jaredbarry1318]

Madison Fair no not really

[@muskaan2647]

Madison Fair nope

[@hanimabdalla3654]

"dude u called a cab to take u home " "so.. i didnt want to get a speed ticket "the party was at ur house..... 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😥 could not stop laughing lol

[@awesomecaseyrobloxanddiffe4393]

👧 I wasn't THAT drunk 👱 You went up to your friend and said "is that really you Batman?" and said you loved him 👧noo hell noo I didn't

[@transformerbumblebee6597]

" I wasn't that drunk at the mall while pretending to be Santa for kids. Dude you asked the kids if they wanted a blue tooth with a pop tart through it Oh well at least it looks nyan the cat Don't you remember getting slapped my the mall manager Wait wha?!?! 😳😳😳😳

[@gracemichel311]

Bro " I throw my handvup in the air sometimes"

[@bay6826]

Sis:im drunk can u pick me up Bro:send me your location Sis: omg i love that song