The Dumbest Tweets Ever Ft. DangMattSmith

[@tam5387]

Docter: Your Pregnant Me: Who's The FATHER? Docter:Tacobell McDonalds KFC Etc.

[@Unknown-yo7cz]

If I'm ever a doctor tis wut I say

[@Unknown-yo7cz]

@Stefany than salad

[@Unknown-yo7cz]

@Stefany okay they should have candy once in a while maybe

[@makennaharris2965]

@Stefany They still eat Junk food

[@ovo7146]

dewi apriyani Ohhhhhhh ROASTED😂😂😂😂

[@jessicakimochu5945]

I had a whole history lesson by DangMattSmith. BEST LESSON EVER

[@mellowrivers9911]

Amen

[@themontoyas3712]

I know I learn something everyday

[@robloxgamer1350]

Natsuki

[@KillingCookiez-xf1mx]

right??

[@rnsrecords7041]

ikr😂😂💯

[@chrxjs]

When Matt started talking about Martin Luther King, Tal’s face was... UNDESCRIBABLE!!!😂😂😂😜

[@lordego4865]

Grahame H Ok???

[@sshanimegambler6176]

Omg Kitties and the Dolan twins I couldn't stop laughing when Matt started talking about that tbh

[@100-z4t]

Ok?

[@sznsaiki1497]

When was that?

[@hannahkirolousgayed5957]

7:49-7:59 the awkward moment when everybody’s singing you the birthday song and you just look like an idiot sitting there for ten seconds and smiling

[@meganstokley1454]

Lol. Yeah.

[@mellowrivers9911]

i feel you and you just smile awkwardly and twiddle your thumbs under the table and your like hurry i want to make my wish and shove my face into this cake

[@hannahkirolousgayed5957]

Yasmin Bryan IKR!

[@KillingCookiez-xf1mx]

omg, me. it's always like *ThAnKs YoU gUyS!* 💔

[@katrina4296]

Relatable

[@oreocult6185]

These 2 should collab more often 😂

[@juliusricks3020]

Me Agreed

[@COMMANDERY11]

Yeeeeees

[@haley6209]

Me| I think so too

[@francis_eq]

YES I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[@oreocult6185]

wow this was four years ago

[@shannondavidson672]

Oh my gosh. The first one had me dying. I was testing my blood sugar while watching this, and I was cracking up, so my sister got scared because she thought I was low or something. Hilarious.☆☆☆☆☆

[@bm7200-p8r]

Shannon Davidson Am I bad for laughing so hard at this comment xD

[@thehighwaygoddesssss]

Cloverisnotaghost yes

[@puppylovergirlsvideos5311]

Shannon Davidson I was eatIng dinner and I spit out my food because I tried to say idiot btw my bg was at freaking 319😭

[@shannondavidson672]

Lol

[@chapinchamp]

Shannon Davidson you made me crackup

[@brookeelizabeth3004]

The moment towards the end "OHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLL NAHHHHHHHHH" I loved it I am watching it over and over and over again omg

[@SatouOrcbolg]

Sapnu puan

[@bornhustlin5241]

Same laughing so hard I’m choking

[@meganstokley1454]

"I'm trying not to laugh at these people's... Stupidity..." Story of my life.

[@katherinebobadilla8025]

"They're dumber than dumb" - DangMattSmith

[@underfellsans4030]

True

[@KISSArmySoldier]

Katherine Bobadilla lol. You're right though

[@gxnelxl]

Katherine Bobadilla They invented a new kind of stupid.

[@austinharrison2453]

Katherine Bobadilla hi

[@dotdankory]

Dumbest!

[@accccc17363]

“I never knew there were green apples!” Well, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree does it?

[@KISSArmySoldier]

Texting StoryGirl lol

[@JAZZY_DREAMER]

Texting StoryGirl i was just scrolling through the comments randomly and then i came across this one as soon as it came to the part of the video.

[@shiver9117]

Ba dum tsssss

[@grahameh1231]

Texting StoryGirl um .............. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN GREEN APPLE'S to be onist green apples are more sour than red apple

[@accccc17363]

Grahame H of course I’ve seen green apples before! Are you a stalker or something? Because how do you know that I’ve never seen them before??? Also, go back to school, your grammar is completely off key

[@chryssaduran1456]

-"Just made some synonym rolls." Just like grammar used to make...

[@kalliehenry8896]

Chryssa Duran this comment is underrated 😂😂😂

[@inspirationalperson4511]

Chryssa Duran was synonym supposed to be cinnamon and grammar was supposed to be grandma?

[@jessiemessy682]

Brenda Martinez yep.

[@viktormladenovski3116]

Chryssa Duran tt

[@djhoops316]

Chryssa Duran ITS NOT USED TO MAKE ITS USE TO MAKE

[@extros-dump]

Doctor: Ma'am you're not pregnant. Lady: Then what is it doc? Doctor: You're are umm... Round.

[@katrina4296]

...that is... SO FUNNY!!!!!

[@crazyk2600]

Extronio The Original lol u put you are are umm...

[@deletedaccount4094]

should’ve been “ Your really pregnant but with food mam”

[@oval2k551]

Youre* not being rude, just saying so you know

[@oval2k551]

Humpty Dumpty Oh, sorry. My bad.

[@ellarose2489]

**has been watching ASMR and has volume all the way up** Tal: WHATS UP GUYS-

[@patferrell892]

You just made my day 😂😂

[@TheThreeWeirdosof]

R. I. P headphone users😂

[@mapenley119]

MrVine011 I just tried it

[@daidid5249]

XXXθθθ:*WARNING EARRAPE*:θθθXXX

[@monokumagamingalt1638]

R.I.P my ears

[@hypnoticdreams6918]

7:33 - 8:01 " ohhhh and Martin luther king!" "He had a dream" "That oneeeeeeeeee day" Dude I'm dead. I felt so bad about the past tho dude. I felt so bad for blacks/ African Americans.

[@hypnoticdreams6918]

@Andrea Cummings lmao.

[@zhiqiangli2307]

Trump= corn husk

[@hypnoticdreams6918]

@@zhiqiangli2307 hell yeah he is

[@bbqbunger2350]

No there’s a good reason they are illegally coming into the USA

[@hypnoticdreams6918]

@@bbqbunger2350 yes, because they dont like mexico maybe?? And they would love to live in the USA. Idk. But thats my reason. Not to be mean. Srry if it seems that way.

[@fluttershy196]

Who else thinks they now have an expiration date on their brain cells?

[@piamishelle]

Áine Brennan your brain cells can't expire if you never had any 😂

[@kiasca7873]

Pia Michelle OH ROASTED

[@REX-zt4hf]

Lorikeetlover1 more like a damn nerd roast IT WASN'T A ROAST AT ALL

[@piamishelle]

I apologize that auto-correct exists, just like your struggle with punctuation.

[@animalnerd4368]

Áine Brennan I do now

[@shonimanganye307]

We aint got "beaties" in South Africa 😂😂😂

[@everythingvlogs5028]

Cause there aint no food

[@naomimckenzie4614]

Everything vlogs haha

[@Gamer_lgnd]

Shoni Manganye beaties aren’t in Canada either

[@broccolibiter4707]

In America we Don't have beaties, we have a bad president lolll

[@SquooshyCatboy]

Cause there already isn’t any water.

[@deadanddonechannel]

And I Thought I Was Dumb...

[@caracallover1266]

ღ ELTbffs ღ No and i thought my brother was dumb..........naw he's still honna end up like them

[@krinkles147]

You were already right

[@coolkid7184]

ღ ELTbffs ღ Don’t believe me? Well 199 likes = 661 likes

[@deadanddonechannel]

XD

[@nolxvkevo4783]

ღ ELTbffs ღ dont we all

[@epiccookiecraft7930]

Some kids in my Spanish class actually thought that it took 18 months for twins to be born And what disappoints me is that those were the gifted kids

[@gillianfultz806]

EPIC COOKIE CRAFT im gifted in mathematics not common sense

[@thomasbennett1428]

Celine Saderholm it's 9,18,27

[@madisonatchison5963]

Gillian Lol I just got tested for gifted, I HOPE I make it!

[@introvertbasicallyhelp5978]

I was born with a twin. When she said that i threw my phone at my wall.

[@buttercup2395]

My *English* friend said once: "You don't need to speak the language of the country you go to, I went to America but I can't speak American."

[@mimij3870]

Boglarka Parkanyi Parkanyi I- I just... *goes on plane and moves to the moon*

[@jennydeweerd5136]

OMG I just just *face palms and moves to da moon*

[@pastoranoemigonzalez2714]

Umm yeah *open a portal that leads to a different dimension * I'm out later bye *wtf is wrong with people these days *

[@js8303]

Omg *face palms

[@THECROWNED06]

😂🔫

[@ElizabethSanchez-ll3ik]

4:16 When he said “Elizabeth” i felt attacked 😂

[@blueguyvr.]

Elizabeth Sanchez um look at my name lol

[@beegiraffe6251]

So did I

[@hamsterprincess10.10]

Elizabeth Sanchez my name is Elizabeth too

[@johndornton1003]

My name is Angelica, Lonely I'm so lonely~

[@whataweirdo5062]

@MsSweetum ANGELICA WORK WORK WORK ELIZA AND PEGGY

[@thiswasposted120]

These people be watching too much troom troom

[@gokairedwillcipher]

All the Yeets I have and I'm not dumb

[@jadepatrickkk]

It’s NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe

[@Unknown-yo7cz]

OMG TRUE

[@sarag1834]

@Andeas BEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYN

[@janemoores7330]

What's troom troom 🤤🤤🤤

[@evarooney5387]

"She's pregnant with Taco Bell" I've never screamed "ME!" louder

[@Retro__Glitch2313]

EvaxRooney I think she's pregnant with a Chipotle baby

[@mahdichy8554]

Sooo u watch Shane...

[@austinharrison2453]

EvaxRooney hi

[@Retro__Glitch2313]

the dumbest comment ever

[@coolguywithasunglasses]

Pregnant with a food baby

[@mandyc8193]

I think I just lost IQ points

[@ammonitetheseaserpent3761]

Jason Walworth Rude, much?

[@garretthamtop3828]

Jason Walworth you are mean stupid

[@MoldyPotato-by5hc]

Mandy C same homie

[@mellowrivers9911]

same i feel stupider cause i saw these peoples stupidity see what i did there stupider more stupid at least i have an IQ right

[@torudes]

I think I lost all of mine

[@intensifixgaming2296]

"Whoever found my credit card spent it on Minecraft realms." - RaccoonEggs

[@zabellaglastonbury7267]

Yep I did

[@imbored4530]

Wouldnt we all??

[@tristancisneros7247]

I see another man of culture

[@NoOne-rp6fm]

Credit Card People: “How did your bank account get drained?” Woman: “I don’t know. When I got the card I posted it all over Twitter, then it got drained!” Credit Card Person: “Did you reveal the information?” Woman: “Yes, and it got over 9K retweets!” Credit Card Person: “You idiot.”

[@rottenmicah]

IamKZbinr Dude wtf how did i get here

[@jessicafritts9280]

Hahahahaha that is the BEST

[@fabianarmas5]

Steve2e Steve2e *debit

[@jessicaennis8507]

Steve2e Steve2e hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carlyonelaamri810]

funny af

[@maryannmata3665]

7:38 When someone pronounces my last name wrong It is ANNOYING

[@mellowrivers9911]

never happened to me cause my name is easy to pronounce but people always call me Jasmin(e) and always spell y name with an e at the end and inside i am screaming especially teachers WHO HAVE MY NAME ON THE REGISTER GOSH!!!

[@sonnyfox8351]

Someone spelt my name sunnie

[@HackiePuffs]

maryann mata I was waiting for that guy’s reaction 🤣🤣🤣

[@SquooshyCatboy]

Mar- e- Ann Mah-ta? Yes no?

[@SquooshyCatboy]

Sonny Fox Spelled*

[@immrmystic_6629]

i thought humans were one of the smartest animals

[@aanwow3781]

Savage_King Gaming yes *THEY* are

[@immrmystic_6629]

Aan Wow Then why are these people so dumb?

[@REX-zt4hf]

Savage_King Gaming because u have no life or hairline

[@somebody1132]

Savage_King Gaming they are not humans

[@interestingusername2633]

Random Nonsense Was that intentional or are you just dumb? *They're

[@lucasprice9170]

*OF COURSE THERE ARE GREEN APPLES!* DangMattSmith 28 feb 2017

[@angelolmos224]

EVEN FIVE YEAR OLDS KNOW THAT HOW CAN NO ONE KNOW THAT THERE ARE GREEN APPLES

[@ariannyduran9183]

My sister is 3 years old and she knows they exist

[@bigchungus3119]

Damn, its they're

[@hussainluayyu6169]

Thas ma birthday 🤣

[@user-nq7gn2fu6x]

Lucas Price the likes are the same number...must resist liking

[@alynn6718]

1:30 at least they won't know the CVC number 😔 2:04 I stand corrected

[@gabethebabe8187]

CVV*

[@Wallis184]

@@gabethebabe8187 it can be called both, though when I order stuff online it usually says CVC, never seen it say CVV

[@Wallis184]

@@gabethebabe8187 just Googled it... CVV = Card Verification Value CVC = Card Verification Code It's the exact same thing. So in conclusion... You didn't actually have to correct panda_reann... because she wasn't wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@vidastar]

the girl who thought she was pregnant and going to get an abortion needs to lay off on them synonym rolls 😭 ( watch the video if you don't get it )

[@ItsHunnii]

LOL best comment!

[@shadowmystic6717]

Savannah I. Loool

[@Goldenheart_345]

You just got a subscriber

[@macycann3305]

Mk Dawn how?

[@ItsHunnii]

Macy Cann Because it's funny

[@Tolmlu]

I d-died with t-t-the "It's like a heart attack.. in a taco" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@carolinaisbill693]

I did too lol I loved it

[@rosachard8609]

Tolmlu Rest In Pepperoni

[@kimberlysharkey8164]

Matt: *flips out* Also Matt: he's not in this! RT: oh thank god-

[@veemightbehere]

the debit card one I literally almost died

[@sheesherwhiz3846]

Team Fabby ikr, some people are so retarded. Well it's ok being a little stupid from time to time, but this is just too much XD.

[@anthonyseboe4646]

We need more of these people. Now I can finnaly afford that lambo!

[@om-qg7ju]

Team Fabby 69th like 😉😉

[@danlane9410]

Oscar Ananda Schamotta lololoolooooloolool

[@sadie6450]

Team Fabby ikr 😂

[@sophisticatedfilmslps7283]

In first grade we made these things called synonym buns, where we cut out these pictures of cinnamon buns, and we wrote synonyms on them.

[@airbearsarrow3426]

Clap and a half...

[@angelgante]

Me too

[@kdelpilar]

Sophisticated Films LPS same

[@sophieannexx]

Same!

[@Im_B0red]

Cinamon not synonym

[@Muumin-H]

Did you know... that if you put a phone into a microwave it becomes a microphone...

[@whotao-tf1gw]

Xx_Jåçkïē _Qüãrtß_xX IKR I TOTALLY DIDN'T BLEW MY PHONE AND I'M HOMELESS HHAAHHAHAH

[@GAMEBOY4]

wtf

[@KISSArmySoldier]

Muumin- H lol

[@user-ks9ib4ti3f]

I will try it if we had a microwave at fazbears pizza

[@HotDogMan420]

Muumin- H *KNOWLEDGE INTENSIFIES*

[@timilehinanjorin6831]

Smh Slapping my head - Like Shake my head - Comment

[@clipsocity.]

SHAKE of course

[@thekragler]

Haha both

[@ダーセル]

Both

[@leiwu8316]

Timilehin Anjorin hi

[@winwinslinesarehidinginsms7402]

진짜..

[@plasticbag7351]

Synonym rolls. Just like grammar used to make.

[@kabigailt]

LOL

[@thenerdyqt7534]

Matthew Welsford 😂😂

[@Tqueenboss1]

I almost *THREW UP* I laughed so hard at this!! 😂😂😂

[@fadjan9998]

So original, so good, KZbin needs people like you

[@asdf14051]

@spickles yeah I feel like I've seen it before

[@ahuman487]

Is nobody gonna talk about the card tweet...that person doesn't deserve a card

[@DrewK26]

What is your credit card number

[@madisonatchison5963]

DrewK26 xD

[@Starrlet]

DrewK26 6666666666666666666 66/66 Back code: 420

[@22mm__c51]

Brain cells are lost in the making of this video. Viewer discretion is advised.

[@lazylousy3993]

It's fine, mine have always been gone😎

[@Roma-kp4qg]

100th like!!

[@user-mn8uc4pr4j]

DJ SpaceFox In the special braincell unit every 1 and 10 people will lose braincells by reading these tweets.........These are there stories DUN-DUN

[@kat-kalamity]

DJ SpaceFox so did you get Uncharted?

[@Katthemusicfox]

DJ SpaceFox that's okay I already have no brain cells

[@siiracaisupernal4741]

"This is a compilation of the dumbest tweets on Twitter." Me: **raises eyebrow** That is a bold claim. And a rather contested position.

[@tinaamen3407]

Did anyone else lose brain cells watching this? 😂

[@marymystery4427]

Tina Amen Ya, I found them in the freezer tho so its cool.

[@Goldenheart_345]

I think I have enough to spare.

[@ambrose6244]

Tina Amen i don't have brain cells😢😭

[@CheerNastics9]

Tina Amen no i put on my glasses

[@leiuh6774]

Jahshanti Osborne wait...WHAT.....WHAT DO YA MEAN YO

[@emma_rose8468]

That expiration date is tomorrow 😂😂

[@_pandasal_]

Emma_Rose LMAO I JUST REALIZED

[@riri.6260]

PαndαHíppíєPlαчѕ lol🤣

[@washma7635]

Emma_Rose I just went back and saw lmao

[@templooooo]

Emma_Rose better gotta get it GOTTA GO FAST SANIC HELP ME

[@dinakamal6818]

Emma_Rose 😂😂😂

[@collaps243]

“Put on some glasses, cuz this is gonna hurt your brain.” ~Tal Fishman

[@doyalllikecats]

bruh

[@starlytical]

7:52 My dad: trying to give a speech *dangmattsmith* Me: *tals face* umm ok Tries not to laugh 😂

[@lindaalmassian1196]

I died when they made that scene with the woman and her abortion, “ it’s fat” “Is it serious”

[@brooke7656]

Black dude:starts talking about Civil Rights White dude: sits backs awkwardly Black dude: "don't worry, he's not in this" White dude: *exhales* Oh, thank god! (looks around awkwardly) 7:39

[@cairaplayz1]

there names are tal fishman and mattsmith.

[@brooke7656]

RobloxGirl Gaming101 I know Lol😂😂😂

[@swordplaysmc]

About Eliza how is that racist lol black and white is not a race

[@kokopuff6218]

Brooke Warren 😂

[@rayanna398]

Brooke Warren you know there names are Tal and Matt

[@mimi_mittens6668]

WHEN THAT GIRL SAID THOSE STUFF ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE I JUST PULLED OUT MY MLK JR. SPEECH OF I HAVE A DREAM AND STARTED READING IT 👌🏽😂

[@theresarossi7671]

MIMI_ MITTENS for some reason, I read MLK jr. as Milk jr........ I was confused

[@sameraahmed5772]

MIMI_ MITTENS 😂😂

[@odinrice8583]

MIMI_ MITTENS Well maybe she is talking aboyt the recent bs "civil rights movement"

[@TheFoxonTheRadio]

“I have a dream!” MLK 1964 “We will find the promise land!”MLK ????

[@kitkat7424]

Theresa Rossi omg same...

[@aaliyahsouthwood8722]

"You ever heard of granny smith apples?" "Like.. that's my grandma.. "

[@miraculousparis5365]

Lady: Am I pregnant? Doctor: NO mam you're just... Nurse: You're fat! Lady:[ gasp] I knew I should have kept going to the gym 😉

[@kiyoplanet]

Miraculous Paris Day she ate too many synonym rolls.

[@sivlee8909]

Doctor: DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET PREGNANT?!?!?!?!?!

[@ravensrealm1170]

@@kiyoplanet LOL!! BEST COMMENT I HAVE SEEN SO FAR!

[@ok-un7nr]

6:50 they probably saw a video from Albert stuff...

[@japanesekawaii6432]

Mia Moreno omg I haven't watch him in forever

[@corazonfrioo]

Mia Moreno lol

[@epsurr]

oh right

[@peytonbauder2755]

Mia Moreno The roblox guy?

[@epsurr]

ghost gummy youduma-- YES OF COURSE ALBERTSTUFF

[@Millie-ryder]

2:53 I'm a twin... it took the NORMAL time by the way for all you poor souls who didn't know *Flips table and sits in corner* I love the internet

[@kaitlynbolger5211]

Millie 0909 I'm a twin also!

[@soluzzz]

Millie 0909 Personal Bear what type of twin are you guys??

[@kaitlynbolger5211]

TheGoldenArrow the doctors said inconclusive but it seems that we are identical twins

[@soluzzz]

Personal Bear cooll cool. My Uncles are identical twins too!

[@catrionacarter-heasman3492]

Millie 0909 im a twin2

[@alex-fs9yt]

*As someone from South Africa, I can confirm that there is no beaties here.*

[@hannahbanana78]

Lol I'm from South Africa too

[@onlymischce]

I'm from South Africa :)

[@kristentrew]

Same

[@kazuichisgirl9508]

Xoisi sekla (I most likely did not spell it right cause i can't 😅)

[@thisissobad9537]

I'm from astarabadaf

[@izzy8719]

I'm a twin and I'm pretty sure it only took nine months

[@princevegeta5302]

Isabella Balaya i would love to have a twin

[@izzy8719]

No u wouldn't trust me

[@afnanalnajar9196]

Isabella Balaya u don't know how it feels to be #foreveralone

[@izzy8719]

Aww

[@kitkat3990]

I'm a twin as well, we have to share everything

[@simplebutsimpler2317]

Just made some synonym rolls, just like my grammar used to make me

[@MCCUBED]

underrated

[@harmonia8349]

😂😆😂😂😂

[@xoxobubonicbaddiebimbo9169]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@dgriffin3113]

Damn it you beat me to it

[@hunterdaniels4457]

LMAO For those that don't know that means Laughing My Ass Of

[@Willow-ho4cd]

“Do twins take 18 months to be born” 😂😂

[@musoehcr]

Willowlervesicecream :3 she should not procreate

[@thatmemicweirdo6798]

At least they know 9+9

[@elleritchay4346]

Yes

[@jeddenny1914]

I can understand where she is coming from, still doh smh

[@NORDIN-bm8lz]

Love your profile pic.. Tordle XD

[@naeomi_xx]

"she was pregnant from taco bell" lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@tambi4852]

Mrs. Debit card actually lost at least 10k. Also she posted ANOTHER pic with her NEW debit card.

[@vaughanmccartney3701]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof Don't click read more! .i. 8==========D

[@anjoliecordova5998]

Tambi48games ! OMG. When will she learn!

[@oof3746]

XXDDD SHE SERIOUS

[@adriennestrrr]

What's her user on twitter?

[@thechallengesisters2377]

Good grief.

[@smashdawgt2974]

If it takes 9 months for each baby to be born What bout that women who had 8 kids 9+9+9+9+9+9+9+9=72 months

[@annabrooks9125]

Smash DawgT my mum had 10 kids.

[@araniskatercarlosskatern6417]

Annanailartt my great grandmother had 15😱

[@KristynSchaller]

Smash DawgT good thing we don't have to worry about that then

[@gabroza2862]

Arani Skater Carlos Skater lier

[@FirstLast-lk3dq]

Then what about hispanic families?

[@someonecool1456]

THIS should be the try not to get angry challenge

[@caitlinrue_9746]

Win win nct Jaehyun you got angry that easily?

[@MrsMaam-fy2ut]

Win win nct Jaehyun i love when i find other kpopers

[@taiyanahdequil8189]

Edith Balleza same

[@MicrosoftIraq]

Edith Balleza same exo and bts the best

[@pixelparasite829]

"It's like a heart attack, in a taco." ~DangMattSmith 2017

[@odhrn8243]

You mean 2017, stupid

[@juliacoconut8519]

Thanos Twerk i was abt to say that 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@rockstaransh235]

@@odhrn8243 no need to be rude

[@cringeyfringey9107]

I'm surprised the 18 month twin girl actually got the math right

[@marshallcuthbertson5967]

what?

[@gremlin_n]

No they didnt

[@thefaultinourstarsjohngree8286]

Ze Mighty Potato Goddess you suk bit

[@gremlin_n]

Aaliyah Williams ik, I was copying half the comments on this comment section

[@kylalawrence9057]

Cringey Fringey I'm a twin and I laughed so hard at it

[@rubymay9740]

boy get those tweets out of here.

[@ferryn6877]

“These tweets are so dumb, they’re dumber than dumb” *dangmattsmith* 2017

[@ToBe_Continued]

How did u make your font in your username cool like ᏆHIS?

[@ferryn6877]

GamingWithJay font apps, I have mobile

[@notnova1]

7:41 - 8:00 look at how Tals just minding his business while Matt just rants on 😂😂 U can see tal just thinking, ‘ohhhhhhhhhhh shits finna go downnnnnnnnn..’ 😂😂

[@scenecorpse]

6:52 they probably Heard that on troom troom 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@heyitsashtonhere80085]

NAAAAA THEY PUT IT ON THE WRONG SETTINGS!!!!! (God pls save my soul!!!)

[@glittergalaxy1019]

Aww yeeeeaaaah troom troom the lier channel

[@EvaMcEachern]

Um.. you mean definitly?

[@ElectroGaming5]

Or 5 min crafts?

[@catnip._.4437]

Lol yea

[@JimmieCheese]

like: nothing subscribe: nothing share: nothing welcome to reality

[@fifi4680]

JIMMIEBOYY I didn't receive nothing. YOU LIAR!!!! 😂😂

[@comedymankelp1096]

Yay, I got nothing!

[@orangetre330]

Exactly what I expected....

[@ryanhigafan5246]

I got a dog a day after liking this! 😁

[@frymartinez3672]

Bindu George

[@nglsleepy]

One of my tweets should be in there because I write really dumb things ontear

[@nglsleepy]

I mean twitter

[@gunner1479]

Deadliest Wolf are they intentionally stupid or are you posting dumb stuff and don't realize it.

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

Deadliest Wolf, like what?

[@thatsmyOPINION]

Deadliest Wolf ontear?

[@kaylachan8431]

Rayford Ritter i like you as a friend I'm sub to you

[@lightyagamisrealwife]

7:38 I was literally dying omg lmaooooooo, whole history lesson right there, god that's why I love these channels 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@erynn4uu]

Can you hang out with dangmattsmith more often

[@erynn4uu]

Hannah S. Thank you

[@dawnmuencheberg5053]

In the thumb nail it was 9/11 and it has 911 dislikes

[@BethGardener]

Bracotar Sports lmao it say 9/11 and it's 9:11 am for me 😂

[@Dertheus]

NOW ITS 999 DISLIKES 0_0

[@crashout2007]

*X files theme plays*

[@caracallover1266]

Bracotar Sports lol

[@srinivasanjanaki8712]

Bracotar Sports R

[@jadegomes1438]

and this children is why u don't microwave your phone

[@jazz-cq7cd]

Jadelynn Gomes ikr... my cousin did it cuz she's fuckin stupid 😂 I told her. it to and she still did... she still owes me $10 cuz I bet her it would break... **sigh** this generation is screwed

[@jonrichard1586]

Bizzy Vee loo

[@pegasuspr8949]

Jadelynn Gomes the one who did this was stupid😂😂😂

[@lv-ow8mp]

arent you a kid? lol

[@littlem1233]

Jadelynn Gomes

[@leilamayfield8728]

The look of relief on Tal's face when Matt said he wasn't part of the conversation was hilarious. 😄

[@anthonysmith894]

When Tal said "Diabetes is a thing!". It looked like he was holding a burger.

[@Elemental_Bender]

Falcon B.O.P. 14000 right?

[@mysticaliiv455]

Omg

[@mysticaliiv455]

Kewl

[@dairihernandez8053]

Who like to read the comments during watching the video

[@lei1agentile]

Dairi Hernandez meeee

[@hi-th6oc]

MEE

[@doinyourmom3929]

Dairi Hernandez me ;-;

[@erinmiller3827]

Dairi Hernandez doing it now

[@Anonymous-ng4wc]

yea

[@kpopcupcakes6060]

Plot twist: they were all Kanye West tweets.

[@impossiblyridiculous9267]

"Thanm you Kanye, very cool." Top ten times a villan told the truth

[@jessbeast6258]

My friend said "Omg you are going to eat a cooking apple???" "It is a green apple" " There is no such thing as a green apple!" She was supposed to be one of the smartest kids in the year group😔🤚

[@mellowrivers9911]

ouch

[@lisaa4446]

🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏

[@burgerking2783]

🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏🍏

[@MaddoxEzman]

Goddamn

[@helpithurts9277]

My aunt had a dream that she gave birth to a meat baby after she ate steak

[@randomvideospresents4599]

My 2 favorite KZbinrs. Coming together. Yay lol

[@luvylanuza788]

Why lol?

[@backthered5528]

LEGO Corporation SQUAD please tell me that someone else read that with a dirty mind?

[@randomvideospresents4599]

FutureFirefighter lol. Never thought of it like THAT

[@backthered5528]

xDDDD

[@serenityg2597]

Same dude same

[@brookeelizabeth3004]

7:33 - 8:00 OMGGGGGGGGG

[@trevaeee]

I'm listening...

[@lay2temp671]

Ikr😂😂😂

[@icravedeath7607]

Tal was so uncomfortable lmao

[@ambersalvo4796]

LMAO

[@gokairedwillcipher]

Brooke Elizabeth same

[@mariag8032]

A girl at my school said that they use glue to put sesame seeds on a burger bun and I tried to explain to her how when they cook the bun the grease makes it sticky for the seeds but she still doesn't believe me, leave a like if you have friends like this

[@nyahh8992]

Ivan C I think I just lost a couple of brain cells

[@quilthefox5076]

Ivan C I have a friend who is even dumber. A lot dumber

[@maraeabadiel3340]

My friend thought LA was a country......

[@abbier6063]

I have a friend who disagrees with everything I say

[@rosangelasantos4121]

The moment the ' *OHHH HELLL NAHHHHHH*' Song came up I laughed so bad I had to watch it over and over and over and over again

[@lauracastro6795]

Rosangela Santos Same

[@dashaeiser6079]

Same lol

[@callmecart9925]

It’s not a song dumass

[@doyalllikecats]

heard the moment while readinng this...

[@cooldude8330]

"These tweets are so dumb they're dumber than dumb"-DangMattSmith 2017

[@nono-cz8pn]

Cooldude 8. no

[@liliuh]

Tom Albertson AHAHAHAHHAH U FAILED

[@liliuh]

Tom Albertson AHAHAHAHHAH U FAILED

[@chimalez2924]

5:54 Tal casually assaulting some desk in the background 😁

[@MariaClara-yt9gw]

The one about the languages and the last one had me dead

[@mellowrivers9911]

same how can anyone be this stupid like what is wrong with you ( them btw ) this is what happens when you flunk you break your phone and get an army of angry strangers being stupid come after you that is why there is school the last one made me wanna pay for a good institution

[@gaming1zanagi-1999]

Some people are just dumb af, like seriously even I am native indonesian I still know that there are more than one language aside from english,the international language that every country had to learn, like seriously did that girl really thinks that every country had english as their mother tongue?

[@trulyjaden]

She is dumb. People are in different places around the world so they can't make one language. The bible explains too

[@HarmoniezMelodiez]

"That Ain't No Banana" I'M FRICKING DEAD!!!!! Edit: THANKS for the likes💕😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[@brookesaykanics7352]

FUNNY VIDEOS WITH S ! Then how'd you type that?

[@HarmoniezMelodiez]

Brooke Harkness I'm a ghost......(Boo!)

[@lydkc2280]

It took a while for me to process that photo.

[@averychoy2695]

me too

[@computerwax]

FUNNY VIDEOS WITH S ! You say your dead...then how did you type this comment XD

[@TheDiamondInvader]

That same woman with the card lost over 10,000 dollars according to Danny Burke. aka Danny Bird!

[@CLC2004]

The Diamond Invader Danny! I'm a fan of MAT1. Glad u are too.

[@katiespencer135]

Danny Burke as in Top ten

[@Darkstare-vs4en]

I don't like him very much

[@dangerx69]

It's good to know people who watch same channels as me

[@kaleidstone8609]

The Diamond Invader you mean Danny Burke from most amazing top ten

[@kodamaakemi9758]

5:45 I love the sound effect(s) when he says “Of course there are green apples!” Gets me every time 🤣

[@coopergilliatt9682]

When DangMattSmith was saying that speech, at the beginning, when he was talking, really close to the camera, it was focusing on tal 🙂

[@iracoda]

Gamer Guy Vlogs XD oml I was on that exact part

[@vampxrina]

Gamer Guy Vlogs

[@khasis1419]

When dangmattsmith said “dr. Martin Luther king had a dream that ooonnnnnneeeeee day “ I was already lmao! Pfffttt

[@internetexplorer5585]

I'm not losing brain cells I already lost em when I was born :(

[@syarifadrianmangarajalubis2574]

i figured

[@internetexplorer5585]

:(

[@dees487]

syarif Adriana *High fives you*.

[@nike81]

Pizza is Good im sorry to here that :(

[@cameliaefrosi9824]

Pizza is Good im sorry but if you lost your brain cells you cant breath or survive so you woulc of died before you knew how to THATS NOT HOW IT WOFKS

[@Corupxion]

"I never knew there were green apples" Yeah that guy lives with his/her parents, skipped school, had parents who bring fruit once a month, and that guy has never has been to a grocery store. :p

[@lilboisoclean7391]

These are so dumb they make me want to take my glasses off so I can’t see them

[@Penthess]

You got eye problems?

[@ilygothy]

Already did tho

[@dyno511]

Superior Serperior I don’t even have mine on and I can still see them that means the people who tweeted these are major idiots XD

[@itzbrekky5112]

Kittenlovescatas Gaming shut the fuc k up

[@melissawhite9735]

Ironically, 9/11 is my birthday. But, not the same year.

[@reallybiggoose9153]

Melissa White do you have two heads

[@melissawhite9735]

Lord Goato IV no why?

[@chels_5436]

Melissa White Same Here My B day is also 9/11

[@melissawhite9735]

cececat11 what year?

[@Drak3bomb]

9/11 is my birthday too. But the year is 2006.

[@eddiehopkins361]

Keep matt in these videos you to are a perfect KZbin Chanel

[@therealbad_ejo7996]

Yeah✌

[@PeanutWithWiFiAccess]

wendys will roast all these people rn

[@emastifffamily]

Who else likes tal and Matt and when they made this vid were so happy (edit: omg I got 3 likes I can’t believe it thanks so much

[@genericgeometrydashchannel5062]

I just got brain damage from facepalming

[@spacerocket975]

this one time I asked a person at Walmart "so when is the baby coming" she said "I ain't pregnant"...

[@makayladonut3566]

Weird Blue Llama lol

[@lovelivefashionheart9958]

Weird Blue Llama Oh no 😂😂😂

[@davethedog6657]

Weird Blue Llama What did she do to you after you said that?

[@spacerocket975]

DrBacon tbh I kinda laughed and I think she heard my giggle because she looked at me all mad

[@makayladonut3566]

Weird Blue Llam 😂

[@itsme9000]

Did anyone else lose their brain cells after watching this video? Cause I did 😂😂

[@l.w897]

I thought that smh means so much hate not shake my head 😂

[@MSMarbles]

tapioca oil ur dumb

[@rvi3n]

MidNightNINJAGaming You're dumb

[@l.w897]

MidNightNINJAGaming thx for the complement 5 year old girl

[@l.w897]

MidNightNINJAGaming it's You're

[@ahhotbackup5109]

tapioca oil SAVAGE!!