Not someone in the chat saying “brain matter” ab that last meal. 💀💀💀💀 This was everything I needed today. Ty ZM.
@blkrtist20 күн бұрын
it was the “c*m beans” for me 🤣
@imymcginty25 күн бұрын
Zach: Does a cheese water prediction. Narrator: Little did they know… they would be getting ~salsa water…
@emilyk651023 күн бұрын
@@imymcginty I can’t wait for the next water combo we would never guess
@Jen-Chapin9 күн бұрын
I don’t care how poor I am, I’ll eat plain buttered spaghetti before I make a sauce with watered down salsa 😂
@jessyj511424 күн бұрын
Cheese water is a beautiful name for a baby girl
@elizabethnoneofyourbuisnes280625 күн бұрын
So this is all giving what I might cook for myself if I'm struggling/snowed in featuring questionable cooking choices
@cecif941921 күн бұрын
We’re all gonna be eating this soon with inflation! lol
@lilgorgo25 күн бұрын
Fascinating Meals was your nickname in college Maxhery Ziechmeal
@DanaCecile24 күн бұрын
That last one had me LOOSING MY MIND 💀
@emilyk651025 күн бұрын
Girlfriend makes Lacroix level recipes where it’s just the essence of a recipe
@Sarah_Grant22 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@biancasadventure21 күн бұрын
This it the best comment
@criticalmoss24 күн бұрын
24:35 Chicken mulch is my band's name.
@Controversialopinions6925 күн бұрын
I so related when u were talking about woodchips lol
@overstuffedghosty24 күн бұрын
Went thru all that trouble to make drop biscuits just to cook them in a pan… Less milk, use that butter to grease a baking dish and bake at 350F for 10-12 minutes… she got that first “meal” off the internet but couldn’t Google a drop biscuit recipe? Be FR right now… and chili and cheese on top… that’s a war crime against biscuits!!!
@Skull_Tree24 күн бұрын
That last one has to be rage bait, right? I mean the whole thing was a lesson in how not to cook, but I lost it when she said that watery salsa and spaghetti sauce are basically the same thing. 💀
@ma287024 күн бұрын
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS YAAAS
@smzzz88824 күн бұрын
Is it possible this woman is just committing to the bit and knows this shit is absurd? She can’t be serious
@PoopiGirl.2323 күн бұрын
The gag of her having an off-screen husband who won’t eat her food is pure comedy 😂
@PhoenixLowe24 күн бұрын
Absolutely diabolical.
@Sarah_Grant22 күн бұрын
I like how she only made a typical serving instead of making a giant pot of something . 👏👏👏
@Rainy-In-The-Desert24 күн бұрын
She needs to be introduced to ramen. Hell I'll teach her how to make marinated eggs and elevate that cheap shit. SHE NEEDS TO BE GIVEN A DAMN COOK BOOK
@justjamie17-1517 күн бұрын
It's bedtime on a Friday night and I miss ZM so here I am. ♥
@lynseymann552923 күн бұрын
I'm worried about anyone who needs a recipe tutorial video of how to make pasta with a little bit of cream cheese mixed in 😂
@justjamie17-1517 күн бұрын
for real...
@meganrae25089 күн бұрын
That first one proved your point about choosing the right pasta shape - a firmer shape wouldn’t highlight the texture of the seasoning so much.
@Ohhalyssa124 күн бұрын
Salsa water would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
@reptilewithsadhumaneyes25 күн бұрын
I’m so excited
@maddiemoiselleeee24 күн бұрын
Spending my morning catching up ❤
@kittea180424 күн бұрын
zach you should start doing cooking videos after noel moves out
@myownbravado25 күн бұрын
33:00 ask her how she's doing and she'll tell you that she's fine 😔
@Aryon424 күн бұрын
Alright Mrs.Delicious this is getting out of hand 😂
@maddiemoiselleeee24 күн бұрын
Girl don’t lie, you’d rather have ALR’s chili 😂
@Suki_Tawdry2 күн бұрын
When you mentioned that she should cite her recipes sources, it totally reminded me that Kay’s cooking should do this as well. I think her viewers could help her figure out where she goes wrong. However that just may be the gag and we shouldn’t see the recipe to keep it going.
@Sarah_Grant22 күн бұрын
Laughing at the person who asked about GETTING PROTEIN! 😂😂😂 You want MEAT?!? You may get a hotdog or canned meat IF you're lucky!
@bumble_bee8824 күн бұрын
I was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt till that last one. That looks like spider eggs. I'm done
@bLueberrySnatcheLpi323 күн бұрын
Is she okay?
@Lololeelee23 күн бұрын
The split pea soup was the only thing that looked good, but she should have put some garlic or spice in it. Thanks ZMA. Love your channel ❤
@black-velvet9824 күн бұрын
I’ve made a simple cream cheese sauce before since we didn’t have nothing else to eat. But you mix some cheese into it also and not just the cream cheese 💀
@SamSabotage24 күн бұрын
whoever said stoner food in chat is so damn right lmao
@Controversialopinions6925 күн бұрын
Personally id have the chilly no beans with the spaghetti topped with cheese (but i havent tasted that tinned chilly) but would be more inviting to me lol
@tbhsandra24 күн бұрын
her and sheri are tied for most unappealing recipes! 🤢
@margueritekay949123 күн бұрын
Can you please make some of the food recipes you react to on this channel and try to make it yourself?! Loved when you did that with Amber's food videos.
@lilgorgo25 күн бұрын
Gimme Cheese Water by Babymetal :)
@sarahh207225 күн бұрын
Hiiiiii what is that thumbnail 🤣
@morgannegreen859925 күн бұрын
Fiiirrsttttt
@Beanybeans59825 күн бұрын
Early again🙌
@daisykisss24 күн бұрын
when will we get zach recreating these recipes ? :(
@TraciL-k8k23 күн бұрын
Y’all see the TINY bites she takes of that mess at the end, and the rice one?? She didn’t even want to eat that nacho cheese rice. I just know it’s that boxed salsa that Lush buys. A jar of prego is less expensive than organic salsa!!
@TraciL-k8k23 күн бұрын
Zachary what is this 😭😭😭My first ZM ALSO/TOO and what is that mess slop of watered salsa mushy noodles and mushy beans 🤯🤮Please and how does her husband get any?!?!?! She used like a TABLESPOON of organic expensive salsa and thinned it out. She makes enough of any given ingredient/dish to feed Baby Alive. That green slop looks like what they gave to feed her! Idk I was born ‘87 so nobody else may remember. Every ingredient is organic and more expensive anyway so the math is not mathing for me. I could try the no bean?? Chili and maybe the first dish but what ISSSSS this
@Belladonnakitty25 күн бұрын
Here!! ❤
@YasAdele9025 күн бұрын
So we got the hair one day and now you tie it up. 😢😂
@x.Aura.x24 күн бұрын
ALSO 💓
@birdo8825 күн бұрын
MICHEAL ZACHARY
@jessicastarlover17 күн бұрын
I feel like this lady has zero business showing people how to cook