Funniest Tweets Ever Ft. DangMattSmith

[@Memeathon_Dev]

1:51 anyone realise that after the “P” falls off it will say harmacy so technically the sign is correct as the guy under the “P” is gonna get harmed Edit: wow this is a year later and I’ve forgotten this comment but thanks for the likes tho

[@myriadn8748]

GALAXY BRAIN TIME!!!

[@yoyoyoyo9220]

Oh mah gud

[@muddum9230]

I SAW THAT TOO!!!!!

[@pundertalefan4391]

Nice.

[@mingfanzhang4600]

FusionxNation XD

[@shooa8019]

Lawyer: Did your boyfriend commit the crime? GF: Honey, he can't even commit to this relationship. Entire Jury: OH SNAP Me: MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

[@user-eg9wt3qx5f]

Time???

[@ryanreeta6268]

BTS ARMY Gaming MINE TOO!!!! I HIGH FIVE ME🖑

[@The_Fairy_Tales_Always_Lie]

BTS ARMY Gaming what part is that I must of missed it

[@The_Fairy_Tales_Always_Lie]

TJ Ring sangit

[@jazmineduenezlopez4225]

ARMY!

[@emmat4681]

Those two are so hilarious together, they should seriously just have a comedy channel.XD

[@The_Pimba]

*Tal And Short flashbacks*

[@mhor923]

Taylor Moreira **flashbacks*

[@The_Pimba]

TheSlinky MasterYT It was a typo

[@mhor923]

Taylor Moreira yes. It was

[@emmat4681]

YES, THEY NEED TO MAKE A COMEBACK TOO

[@babyfingrz8929]

As a British citizen that intro was... upsetting. Those giant squirrels are my friends... although some parks are destroyed by their sharp claws... they really are quite cuddly 😢

[@sem1son1c]

Your intro, clearly, was different than mine. I was greeted by a McDonald's ad saying "You haven't tried a Big Max? Then consider this," And then showed me 3 different size Big Macs. Have a good day :)

[@dinobuccolier1672]

Ya that made me sad :(

[@babyfingrz8929]

Yeah... some of you guys clearly didn’t get it was a joke 😂

[@eh8264]

Squirrels like to attack in the parks here in England

[@eh8264]

@@babyfingrz8929 I get it😂😂😂

[@pharaohthefennecfox9591]

Number 1: In America, squirrel is small to you. In Soviet Russia, you are small to squirrel. Edit: OMFG thank you so much! I've never had more than 2 likes!

[@fahadayad12]

Kailyn Vaughn Number 2:In America,P does not fall down,but in Soviet Russia,P does fall down.

[@pharaohthefennecfox9591]

Pun Gaming omg yaaaaaaaaaas

[@gigih1012]

Who else read it in an accent

[@itzyagirlashleyy_7427]

Gigi C me

[@skyfrost667]

Gigi C me

[@sanaaswait2383]

omg that baby had me laughing hard tho

[@Legit_Alex]

Preacher 13 sameee

[@nicedog2022]

Preacher 13 lool

[@gracieevans1572]

Preacher 13 sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@-maytheoddsbeeverinyourfav3031]

Preacher 13 me 2

[@raphael7797]

Preacher 13 i same

[@whyjustwhy8906]

It took me a long time to realize the squirrel was on the roof 😂

[@mercyjoseph3802]

Awww ur icon looks so cute (~>__

[@arsyniosic]

I didnt realiz that til i read this comment lol

[@ali.g1324]

It took me a whole day to recognise bc later i checked the comments

[@eh8264]

Nah we actually got huge squirrels

[@Vincenator09TBC]

I had to go back in the video I didn't even notice it

[@DeletedUserwqDaOxzQ]

Pennywise "I Feed Off Ur Fears" Me "I'm afraid of 90 billion Dollars"

[@DeletedUserwqDaOxzQ]

autoblank but u kill him... nevermind

[@vinduck3601]

I feed off your fears I fear of bleach

[@realflapjacks]

I don’t think you understand this

[@puppyloverpl1806]

Unusable Signal: Star Wars World my fear is bleach =3

[@blazinpyre8401]

Ok, then I fear of fear

[@deedz6739]

I'm English and yes, squirrels are a big problem here. They rob our cars and houses and it's very stressful 😔

[@dasik84]

LOL :D

[@memalies3926]

@@dasik84 i see you suffer from a lot og pain 😟😔

[@avasiriel8293]

I'm very sorry for your pains😖

[@Sisi-on8lh]

Ikr 😂😂😂

[@kristinafisher111]

U do realize that that squirrel was on the roof and it just looked like it was next to the car¿¿¿ but still LMAO

[@akakiranakamura6338]

Rose are green. Voilets are yellow. I am colorblind. And I can't rhyme.

[@letshitwithnovideos]

Akakira Nakamura you cant spell either

[@jade8327]

Akakira Nakamura this is a legend😂

[@kellymalara8610]

My absolute LEGEND

[@aaronpaulsanchez9325]

Roses our red, Violent is bluu, Why am I here? Pls like my commet

[@rileyv9490]

Akakira Nakamura lol

[@SiIver531]

*You attract what you fear* Me: Oh, I'm really scared for when summer break comes

[@ssimonn1879]

Lunar summer break is good we have no school

[@chloegoyetche6467]

Lol...I have a song about some break "Summers here and its good to be hanging out!Gonna shut the door turn out the lights and I probably wont go out!"

[@ira...lolzzzz5883]

And for those homework passes😥😥😰😰😰😨😨😨😱😱

[@TheFerretofEarth]

PurplePhantøm It's a joke, w/roosh

[@aurorathomson6747]

*I'm afraid of the sun* (I will Burn humanity)

[@hjf0432]

Legend has it: That guy is still standing there waiting for the P to fall

[@kingdevil4428]

HJF2004 LOLL

[@Neptune-hu6kq]

I love Liverpool

[@JessicaRodriguez-gt1cr]

The P already fell

[@thatoneoddchild3584]

Lmao

[@haley6209]

I'm part of the liverpool fam too

[@heyitshannah1210]

“Boy I thought you were speaking spanish”

[@balieymiller8183]

HeyItsHannah tu habla espanol?

[@baruninaik102]

HeyItsHannah IKR I LAUGHED SO HARDD

[@ciarraherman1584]

HeyItsHannah lol

[@priscillabriggs618]

That guy falling down the stairs is something that would happen to me

[@thehierophantsecrets]

Priscilla Briggs same girl

[@jarahstrain5281]

Same

[@thatsonperiodictable2881]

Priscilla Briggs 60th Like!

[@haileydegrave3092]

Same

[@unicorncupcake5668]

I like the part where Michael Jackson screamed that was hilarious and smooth criminal is my second favorite song of his

[@liasilva8916]

unicorn cupcake zuniga I died too 😂😂😂

[@Lunaortega31]

Lmao same 😂👏🏻

[@Apollo89986]

unicorn cupcake zuniga smooth criminal is smooth

[@emmejulliennesalgado8945]

@@liasilva8916 whens the funeral?😂😂

[@brianromano72]

You been a sminimal

[@feruzaj]

Did he start watching Michael Jackson or something? Really enjoying the references, btw.

[@damecas2029]

Feruza Jubaeva me too

[@chevellemccutchan]

Aye U A MoonWalker??? :)

[@bigfatbellyteen7185]

New too

[@feruzaj]

Xx_ Random_Llama_xX Yep )

[@322samz]

Xx_ Random_Llama_xX yus:,)

[@kirogaminggt]

i wonder how he leaves XD, "ALRIGHT VIDEOS DONE GET OUTA MY HOUSE" XD

[@gwynzynoodles2553]

KiansGT hahahahahahahahah!

[@XFir3]

KiansGT Get him outte XD

[@TheCheezySquirrel]

Who

[@ghostlyhufflepuff6153]

XD

[@meh_81]

Yes, in england our squirrels are 5ft tall and when a goat opens its mouth, *it quacks*

[@ghostn.4272]

meh _ COOL

[@devang7682]

meh _ lol I doesnt

[@hinagondal2818]

Meh- that is so not true because no squirrel is that tall and don't quack

[@rcclark271]

Castiel Assbutt Winchester/ you do realise it’s not real I’m from England :/

[@yejidennisse3194]

Regina Clark YOU DO KNOW THAT IT IS A JOKE

[@ashlee1959]

Good morning. Another day, another 5ft squirrel trying to break into my car I'm dead 😂😂

[@theresas7946]

Hdjdsjsjdjsskj h#$*5&=&#$(* I. M nine dmillon yers oldy

[@jimingotnojamsteehee5987]

Mat: “is that how they do it in England” Me: No. It is most certainly not lmao

[@ASSASIN-eu7ew]

Me in morning: another day, another 8 hours of being in a building with my ex gf (Not that it's bad)

[@CrazyJellabeans-06]

Ashlee Niers I can guarantee you we do not have 5 foot squirrels. I hope not anyways, if we did, I would not leave my house.

[@legitimatelemon6580]

ikr it didnt even go in the car or close to it

[@emic5115]

he protec he attac but most importantly the giant squirrel is becc

[@cuby9356]

that one band geek lel

[@emic5115]

UnsugarcubyX lol😂😂

[@hannahsebelist743]

they protec they attac but most important they the snack that while bacc

[@emic5115]

hannah sebelist lol😂😂

[@mhor923]

Most importantly He thicc af

[@simonbaker3017]

The ad turned on just as the prom guy was falling down the stairs WHYYY 😭😫

[@cheyennescott9149]

Sylvie Baker saaaaammmeee (same)!!!!

[@sadia4033]

Sylvie Baker SAME

[@briwalker5392]

Sylvie Baker same😭😭😭

[@kheiragilchrist7754]

Sameee😭😭

[@alexmun7391]

Same!!!!!

[@Nour-ou8xr]

Omggg I love it when u collab with Matt. Btw you’re about to reach 7M Like WHATTTTT???? . Damn, I’ve been here since the beginning.

[@lorenarodriguez8703]

Noor K12 Since the beginning? How cliché. Well, props to you, I guess.

[@iamkarma1885]

Noor K12 I'm from the future where he's at 7m

[@mixedjumpski4338]

That's what everyone says. Everyone says they've been there since beginning but that really isn't true because I doubt u were one of his first subscribers and you've probably only been here since like 3million. That's not the beginning. My favorite KZbin is Beasty and he recently got to 300k subscribers and I've only been there Since 200k, but I don't lie. Idek why people lie like that. Its more impressive to be honest every if you weren't.

[@karolg0275]

EVERYONE SAYS THAT. Sorry, but this 'since the beginning' quote is so cliché

[@mixedjumpski4338]

Kitty Kat ikkrrrr

[@evelynnmiller134]

"Yeah cause there's no color when it's dark." - Tal Fishman Lmao

[@altacalidad925]

Best collaboration ever! 🔥

[@gracimcdonald6006]

DeathMachine 997 so true

[@sean6925]

Nah worst collab ever

[@-maytheoddsbeeverinyourfav3031]

DeathMachine 997 ikr

[@crystalclears4661]

Obito uchiha dude if u r going to be negative then don’t comment here

[@robwestb02]

Obito uchiha Better run I’m telling kakashi you be smashing rin

[@nightcorelover3339]

Did anyone notice that if the P falls it will spell harm-acy...

[@creampuff7011]

Audrey Pyle that’s why he was going to sue them 😂

[@amandaowens6030]

nightcorelover 33 OOOOOOHHH

[@panicattheeverywhere3701]

nightcorelover 33 OH SNAP

[@Aj78685]

nightcorelover 33 haha yeah If I were that man I would tell them Me: um I didn't know they would make a place for harm Employe: what? Me:*shows picture of harmacy

[@aliyaha556]

nightcorelover 33 not until u mentioned it

[@luciaandolivia867]

Yes, there is thousands of 5ft squirrels running round wild in England 😂

[@chessforfun1]

Lucia And Olivia But. Actually....¿

[@atomix1876]

Zeo Veikals not really I'm English and they only grow to small hights

[@graceliu7235]

Lucia And Olivia LOL

[@loisroulson9238]

Lucia And Olivia you haven't seen our resident 5ft blackbirds 😂

[@IrfanKhan-qw2jb]

I see them everyday, need to feed them 5ft peanuts or whatever i have that is 5ft tall.

[@pixelparasite829]

7:36 Tal: Try to give him, like, a Hispanic accent Matt: (Jamaican accent)

[@paytonblue4211]

The guy falling down the stairs is me at the end of the school year trying to keep my grades up

[@DeadpoolGames19]

I fall down the stairs and it hurts

[@certi_muteeb7320]

Payton Blue I fell all the way down the stairs and nearly broke my bones

[@ramunecapy]

“Nice socks” lmao I love this vid

[@pat1675]

Lilli Ota .

[@CoolDad_CoolerMom]

Can u sub to my channel

[@amusingkiwi9586]

That guy that slid down the stairs reminded me how fast my grades are slipping... Lmao 😂😂

[@spencer9108]

amusing kiwi same

[@huffy6479]

Same😂

[@saddison63ify]

I thought you said grapes 🍇😂

[@addisonmaee]

Rocнelle Doυglαѕ I alwa ts get 100% in usually the only kid in my class that gets good grades I was the only kid that got an A yesturday

[@Austin96322]

Rocнelle Doυglαѕ same i a and b student now b and c student

[@mischiefmanaged3396]

We don't get giant squirrels in England but we do get horrible weather...

[@randomluck8554]

Huskie {anime gal} q

[@flabbybingowings1457]

Huskie {anime gal} arg tell me about it! 😒🙄

[@sunnyholey5670]

Huskie {anime gal} please don't tell that to someone from a tropical country 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mischiefmanaged3396]

Ssnowyy haha its pretty common

[@eleanorgamer2011]

Huskie {anime gal} sooo true

[@matildab3898]

Yes, here in England, the giant squirrel is a truly brilliant species

[@sem1son1c]

^o^ this is me being truly baffled. You see, my mystery is this: I have an English accent but my mom is Italian and my dad is Chinese/Korean, but I was born in Canada. WTF?? XD

[@katherinekkhx7360]

I saw one on a tree before and is was huge. I was passing by and my mom did not even know there is a big squirrel on top of her😂😂

[@brynngant4813]

Jesus- *"you comin to hevean or nah?"*

[@humanityisoverrated7107]

Brynn Gant no cause I KNO DA WEI!!!!

[@drizzydrakeovo9903]

I kno da wae too all things

[@kookiesandtae5469]

Nah I'm good

[@전비앙카]

Brynn Gant YOU COMIN' TO SCHOOL OR NOT?!

[@herineansidonia6155]

전비앙카 no I no da wae

[@miranda-py6dg]

Matt is 18 and Tal is 20, OMG! I thought Matt was older than Tal. Sorry guys. (I needed to know, so I looked on Famous B-Days)

[@cutiemations7287]

Miploom_Games Turtle wait he's 18

[@chemicalgeez5681]

DangMattSmith is awesome! Please collab with him more! 😄

[@n7ck22]

0:32 i noticed he said good morning... it says the photo was taken at 10:21PM...

[@lylamarcks]

nickst3rXD timezones

[@santiagoRodriguez-zv8ec]

Exposed

[@stephenbomil7957]

10:51 **

[@tatekeller8717]

3:07

[@-cherry-6091]

Hey seems like the time wake up

[@cierrataylor8318]

That baby had me laughing so hard I was choking over my on spit on good😂😂😂😂😂

[@sanstheskelloton4764]

Cierra Taylor on good you mean on god

[@albertchacon9487]

Cierra Taylor I couldn't stop laughing it was funny

[@connor-ew5sz]

I can confirm that there are no 5ft squirrels in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 😂

[@notkaos8612]

True Gryffindor 101 the squirrel was in the roof I can tell so it was kind of an illusion

[@lorekeeper8117]

10000000000000000000000000 Points to Gryffindor!

[@pl0xie494]

wooosh

[@mason6386]

Not true, I went to England last summer and I saw three. The first one asked for tea and when I declined it broke my car window.

[@bna7656]

Uzumaki Clan r/whoosh

[@marcwareing5208]

I love dangmattsmith

[@noneyabusiness6640]

He is awsome

[@reclark100]

Marc Wareing I’m glad they’re collabing again

[@aynsmeow3704]

Marc Wareing, who doesn't

[@coles4294]

Marc Wareing yeah same too

[@laurenvlala]

I LOVE BOTH OF THE TOGETHERRRRRR!!!

[@chrispycrint]

Me when the little kid can’t stand up from being so dizzy: *Whezzes*

[@LTD0301]

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

[@elizabethscull8180]

I seen that one on Facebook

[@hwamihui_k]

I've seen that already

[@bossbro12man40]

Challenge Accepted this is clever

[@i_ship_it3202]

I don't care if this has been seen b4 dats neat

[@willitslime9410]

I’ve seen this somewhere else once

[@hannahkingman785]

Yes, giant squirrels lurk everywhere on the streets of England, steeling cars. I live in England BTW, I see them all the time.

[@clockworkjunkie_9120]

Hannah Kingman Yes, it is pretty normal. 😂 Edit: I just moved to Canada, so no more England for me... ;-;

[@Neptune-hu6kq]

Yep they where by my bike once

[@beanie1303]

Same, thats Why i Like are holidays when whe go to polanf

[@kyle-xe8jy]

Lol yeah sounds fun!

[@willowthecat1098]

The struggles are REAAAAL

[@carinemcdonald2500]

I just realized that smh means shake my head..... Story. Of. My. Life.

[@yeahwhatever2171]

Evan sadder is that I was to lazy to watch video tvice so I'd never know i you haven't wrote it hah

[@niesahisham]

Smh also stands for so much hate

[@spitjasen3534]

isn't it "shake my hand"

[@maddieb6575]

camila martinez umm no

[@ilovemilfs4866]

camila martinez. um.. no

[@gabrielramos4525]

*Jesus is now arriving in a honda accord* Me:dyin of lqughter

[@blackieiz_here3238]

Just as I read this I saw that... XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[@savagelittlekittens9909]

I it's laughter

[@pinoykicks1998]

@@savagelittlekittens9909 maybe he/she was typing fast

[@agaewiththenamealex477]

For the prom one: I guess you can say that he....... FELL for her. 😉😉😉

[@chasehatcher2615]

Robin Stormwalker ....

[@elrichbrandonuy9896]

Well that's puntastic

[@epicfoxgamer2981]

* Rings bell * Me: PUN ALERT!

[@switchblade6]

Go away

[@officiallybroken___7960]

*diAlS 912 oN thE miCrowAVE*

[@sarah_7814]

These two should do more collabs like of agree

[@Its_Versus]

"Like of agree"

[@gamerly2531]

ReaperStar 13 this is my second time watching this

[@ashe2106]

Queen Potato arent they already doing one

[@zucchini4763]

No, don’t worry, here in England we don’t have 5ft squirrels trying to break into our cars. We just have all the types of weather you could possibly have, in one day.

[@loisroulson9238]

MissMinecraft 1981 smh. This is so true.

[@autumnbonde5110]

MissMinecraft 1981 that sounds a lot like Oregon in the U.S.😂

[@faith-fh2po]

MissMinecraft 1981 same in Florida just lot less snow and hail

[@tsukithewolf4845]

You're so, so, so right. I remember one day we had hail, rain, snow and sun all in one hour XD

[@ollieob6121]

MissMinecraft 1981 everything but sun

[@ceelewis5558]

9:16 Tal’s face when Matt says “I thought you said he was my dad cause he is black!”

[@JulgenPlayz]

I Live in Sheffield And I've seen them

[@maxXploration]

You should have a channel dedicated to that, lmao smh

[@hjf0432]

Julgen2007Playz same

[@adampalmer7387]

Julgen2007Playz mr Sheffield

[@chazgamez9063]

Me too

[@oliviasgamingandvlogs1219]

😱

[@denisewilson1648]

Oh mah Lord on the part that they read "At Least We Tried" An ad came up that started with: "WE AGREE"

[@sidraiqbal7480]

мιитєє lєαfєє 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sidraiqbal7480]

When they read “At least we tried” an ad came up that started with “HIGH SCHOOLS STUPID, MAN” with people who were at prom.

[@denisewilson1648]

@@sidraiqbal7480 oml yes xDD

[@sonic.1003]

xD

[@lilredstrawberriez]

IM SURE WE ALL AGREE 🤣

[@waffle.waffle816]

The world won't end by giants...IT WILL END BY GIANT SQURRILS!!!

[@karolg0275]

watch out for da flying lettuce!! wat about the flying lettuce

[@ruthhailu6728]

No, Google will take over

[@musgrovekids8145]

FEAR THE FUZZY!!!!

[@xxzutozplayzxx7250]

Waffle Mc.Wafflecorn YOUR RIGHT EVIL but cute😅btw YOU GOT A SUB

[@ciarraherman1584]

Waffle Mc.Unicorn lol

[@dalalabdurahim9846]

Me:laughing my butt of My parents :are you OK or are you dieing Me: AAAAAAAA byee.......

[@olajanczy2262]

You are so unfunny

[@diannemikkelson1411]

@@olajanczy2262 and you are so RUDE

[@js5686]

lol 😂

[@treea.8579]

I love ur pro.file pic and name! I love Dork Diaries

[@dancingmiraclemv4586]

Next episode with dangmattsmith ^_^

[@Seareos]

Yup. Best. Video. Ever.

[@ellierose9506]

I’m from England and I didn’t know big squirrel existed 😂😂

[@ellierose9506]

Of course I was

[@LWT27]

Ellie rose Lol😂

[@saracee313]

Ellie rose it dont tho

[@kookiesandtae5469]

I thought it was photo shopped 😐

[@samah2903]

Kookies And tae the squirrel was on the roof and it just happened to line up with the car door

[@victoriawhite2304]

Two of my favorite KZbinrs combined I love it

[@decentlysmartforanidiot8284]

8:10 my dude somehow managed to break his kid XD poor kid looks like he just walked out of a sainsbury's at 4 in the morning

[@kiwi.k3363]

I felt bad for that little kid who was dizzy ):

[@uwuwatsthis1746]

Kiwi .K I did the same thing to myself,it lasted much longer

[@islaman4444]

That dad was so mean

[@christyy9374]

Why are yall hating it was funny 😂

[@vivianemorales7707]

When the prom one played all I could think of was who was the girl in the relationship

[@natalieansel4020]

Viviane Morales lol

[@whyne7452]

If I'm attracted from what I fear, does that mean I'm attracted to spiders?

[@lusifer9701]

That means I'm attracted to ICE PICKS. (Don't ask, they are weapons of murder.)

[@whyne7452]

@@lusifer9701 That's creepy

[@uwoman4237]

So the girls are attracted to me

[@MrError-bg4yb]

BrocolliKid I’ll set a blind date if ya want xD

[@wakak4688]

Then I'm attracted to pussy

[@johnbailey5835]

For the first one Yeah that's how it goes down in England My dad's car got robbed by a giant hedgehog

[@lol-fp3pl]

john bailey what part of England do you live in! London is completely normal!

[@johnbailey5835]

@@lol-fp3pl what do you mean? I've never heard of this 'London' I live in nodnoL

[@luciferx4579]

Harry Protecc Harry Attacc But most importantly His mum is never going bacc. (Edit: Sheesh.. I didn’t expect this many likes and replies. But thanks for the people who took time out of their day to like/comment!)

[@erikas9253]

Mike protecc Eleven attacc But they just want each other bacc

[@Ok-eg8dg]

xXBailey IdkXx dat meme old

[@ryanlozano511]

Dobby protecc Dobby attacc But most importantly He never comin bacc

[@nourafatemi9377]

My dad protecc My dad attacc but most importantly he never came bacc

[@selenabarnett125]

MCR protecc MCR attacc but importantly and sadly MCR's never coming bacc

[@thealoney18]

1:37 i can make a dad joke... or bad pun but: once that P falls it’s gonna spell *harm* - acy, get it? Ahaha...... I need a life

[@muneca0417]

Lol That pun was worthy of Cat Noir (you might not know who he is....but he makes puns)

[@muneca0417]

@NightcoreAdolpha Yay! I found someone!

[@anonymousperson6154]

Is it bad that I laughed at that

[@compactdisk7062]

you copied this :/

[@toru_sato]

Respekt Bruda

[@aleena9132]

I swear Tal is ALWAYS high while editing who agrees

[@lorenarodriguez8703]

Aleena Sadeeq Not me. 🙇🏽‍♂️

[@iyannamarie1163]

Nope

[@amber-qo4ju]

ME

[@sweetpotatoes8437]

Aleena Sadeeq me

[@luistowersss]

K

[@zoevanderhoof7249]

7:15 I was WHEEZING from laughing so hard lol

[@lili-zv8zi]

I was eating a doughnut and I choked on it when baby Ed Sheeran came up 😂😂😂🍩🍩 EDIT: I AM ALIVE!!!!😂😂

[@yagirlsyd8269]

ilikethepetunia YT its spelt either way

[@scorpiusmalfoy5962]

Are you ok?

[@khalidafarahkhan3758]

ilikethepetunia YT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@jori2854]

Itsjust Lily LMAOOO

[@lili-zv8zi]

Holy crap y’all responded

[@weirdkid6384]

That guy that fell down was a disaster Lol 😂

[@suzanneehbets7355]

ikr

[@stigsdanishcousin3075]

Weird Kid ussually aint No bad thing when boys' fall down😂

[@pineapplelife7538]

Weird Kid ok

[@lucyyy_]

Do you not have 5ft squirrels in America????

[@silasl5534]

I like how you go along with it. Props to you, dude!

[@ghosting__live170]

Lucy Groark no sadly

[@kylet9023]

I wish

[@lilymilner7995]

it is more common in alaska

[@impossiblyridiculous9267]

He e e e c k n o

[@mountainview7971]

That poor guy falling 😢 down the stairs, I feel the back pain just watching it. OUCHIES.😟🤪😩🇨🇦

[@pantherpaws8432]

If I get lost in the sea of comments... REMEMBER ME!!!!

[@9thgrader153]

I will remember you!

[@ren-wz6zs]

Kittykat Gamrgrl no

[@noelia7546]

Gurl this aint coco(lol jk)

[@somerandomstuff2887]

Nono R *ReMeMbEr mE ThOuGh i hAvE To sAy gOoDbYe*

[@noelia7546]

Some RandomStuff ReMeMBer Me dOnt LeT iT MaKe yOu cRy

[@pineapplelife7538]

I thought matts necklace said “sausage” instead of “savage” XD then I looked closely and it said “savage” so yea XD

[@strawberryman1920]

Slimey Squish master! What does soml

[@strawberryman1920]

Slimey Squish master! Mean

[@definitial]

XD

[@HotDogMan420]

Just Jess I searched it on Google and it means 'Story of my life'

[@batwoman1847]

I thought "smh" meant "so much hell", apparently it means "shake my head"?! 🤦🏻‍♀️. What has my life amounted to?!😂

[@jaxdog1336]

Batwoman ur such s little kid

[@omgirrelavant4847]

I thought it meant so much hate 😂😣

[@mitskiforthesoul]

Omg Irrelavant Me too!!!

[@omgirrelavant4847]

Angie Dabster my life is a lie

[@bruhsauce644]

so much hate

[@seaskulls]

“Boy I thought you were speaking Spanish” I did too lmao

[@kierstencross4655]

Who's here in 2019 Nobody...just me?Ok Edit:Thanks for 675 likes Edit 2:Crap 2.2k likes.......

[@dominicthomas2607]

I am

[@chickenplustheegg5228]

hewwo

[@xsniper3605]

Made this in 2019

[@Angel_Demigod]

AHHHHH BNHA! I LOVE THAT ANIMEEEE

[@himynamespeter4730]

Hoi

[@mackie7255]

Yup we do have 5ft squirrels in England, they live in our gardens and eat our scones :)

[@charlielittleyeslittleismy8293]

Saitocore I'm from Sheffield 😂😂😂

[@ShaamaliT]

LAUGH OUT LOUD 😂😂🤣🤣😄😄 AND PEOPLE I’M NOT STUPID I KNOW LOL IS THE SHORT TERM OF LAUGH OUT LOUD.

[@leopads1277]

??

[@sallyhock1530]

There is a thing called lol

[@nada-tm7km]

flyboyy 8888 and it means laugh out loud Problem solved

[@nevaehtheperson7156]

There is a shorter word for that.. Its called *Lol*

[@kellyr1287]

YOU MEAN LOL?!??!!!!!!?

[@ceci.c4558]

2019? I love this collab between my 2 fav guys💗

[@liliecoffey8846]

I've got a joke Me: what does a tuna a piano and a basket of glue have in common You:idk Me: you can tuna a piano but you can't piano a tuna You:haha what about the glue Me: I knew you would get stuck there

[@benji_2604]

Julia Coffey your grammar didnt get the joke

[@liliecoffey8846]

say it out loud

[@gracevvv]

And *BASKET* of glue A *BASKET* of glue *BASKET* of glue Think about that for a second

[@liliecoffey8846]

wat

[@xxyunawerewolfxx9700]

Julia Coffey XD

[@mollier3376]

I don't know what your talking about... all squirrels are 5ft I live in England 😂

[@lunamendes689]

MollieRainbow ikr

[@jenicawilliams1796]

MollieRainbow I will be scared too go outside

[@whynt4799]

England is my city!

[@extrzq]

Shadows Art my name is from Wales!!!!!? How cool!!!!!

[@yeetotobeeto1301]

How the hell

[@leasarchives]

That ed sheeran one 💀💀

[@headlice1786]

When I went to camp, there was a guy who’s name was Jesus and another guy who’s name was angel

[@RuanAntunes7]

Oh My God! 😂😂😂

[@Foxtrot-51]

@@RuanAntunes7 no, god was their boss's name

[@egit6147]

When my brother thought dangmattsmith is ksi WHYYYYYY

[@RaikanGinro]

Torture him

[@Liverpoollassie]

What Kind of brother do you have?

[@yakovgal3586]

Your brother is not a human

[@torischenk3972]

So Cute fennekin g

[@zachatack2965]

KSI sucks, he doesn’t look like Deji either, but still, if he looks like one of them at all, he looks more like deji, but he doesn’t really look like deji, he just looks like deji more than he does look like KSI.

[@RY-re5mb]

Note on the Jesus/Uber thingy: So, we had an Uber driver named Jesus. He pulled up in an Uber car. He was super nice and I spoke Spanish with him. Then, when we were like, 20 minutes from our destination, his car tire pops. So, we’re just sitting on the road while Jesus investigates. Then, these to nice ladies coming home from work stop their car and get out to give Jesus some water to drink (It was super hot out) and those ladies called the police to help us. They wait there until they come while Jesus is changing the tire. He literally changes it in less than 10 minutes. We were so amazed. It was like a miracle.

[@pokemonreviews1357]

I tried to put my grades of for adoption because I couldn’t rise them they didn’t take the grades

[@actualtrash4198]

this needs likes.

[@joselaureano5590]

don't u mean... I tried to put my grades UP FOR adoption but I couldn't RAISE them because they didn't take the grades.

[@noonesarino7913]

Hahahahaha😂

[@Sarah-zu3ij]

Haha

[@miaaa4843]

Hahaha

[@itsrifalous785]

8:10 when you try your best to impress your crush 🤣🤣😂😂

[@lauramartin8986]

Haha!!! Lmao😂😂😁 so true. Thats so me

[@_L33]

Giant Squirrels? In Sheffield? Sure, I’ve seen them.... I’ve seen them.... nothing unusual. 😏

[@kanokekage8664]

36 view 660 likes 120 comments 0.0 noice...

[@aubrianamesson8903]

Kanoke Kage You haven't realized that youtube is high

[@sherberttvatkinsanliker2384]

Kanoke Kage .....wat? On my screen it says "104 likes* ._.

[@aubrianamesson8903]

Bunny Bunny I'm telling ya youtube is high but no one believes me

[@ihatesnakeu6052]

Kanoke Kage As usual

[@tacoproductions4528]

Common Core be like: Well, 36-30=6+660=666.😈😈😈

[@itsyaagirlsofie1424]

Do another one collaboration I was laughing so hardddd

[@edisonelvira2581]

Yeah, we are "habla gated to pay for everything", damn Spanish lessons...

[@ElectroGaming5]

*duolingo wants to know your location* I am proud son

[@elenaedgar3520]

Plz do more vids w/ Matt...u guys are the comedy duo 😂

[@strawberryman1920]

Elena Edgar ikr

[@andiunknown4060]

I watched that prom one atleast 4 times before watching the rest of the video😂😂😂got some really "smart" ppl out there.

[@meliekapalmer6335]

Andi Unknown me 10

[@Unknown-gq218]

everybody out there accusing james charles of copying emma chamberlain and antonio garzia’s editing style but did we forget the og TAL FISHMAN

[@o_henry.omeara_o862]

1:24 Me waiting for something mildly exiting to happen in my life

[@ahfreshair9242]

Person- did your boyfriend Kermit that crime? Girl- he can’t even Kermit to our relationship I’m the only person who liked this comment

[@a5thkiranora207]

Also like :)

[@bunditt]

Sydne Sydne I want to Kermit suicide to the amount of people who say “I’m the only one who liked this comment because no one else will”

[@jikookcontent6571]

Sydne Sydne it's commit not kermit

[@emilyyarriaga]

LEAVE KERMIT ALONE!!!

[@lucykicc3554]

69th like

[@zedostozi7408]

Remember kids, don't have a vacation in England, because summer doesn't exist in England.

[@antitheticaldreamgirl_]

I'm in England....CRAP

[@effiemay1065]

The rest of Europe says otherwise.. SOOO MUCH HEAT

[@salebansoldad3148]

No summer Damn

[@khaps.s4167]

SO TRUE

[@tyreesewatson3210]

How true

[@corridorechoes9595]

Giant Squirrel problem? It was probably Mad-Eye Moody... I mean, Mad-Eye/Barty Crouch Jr.: ENGORGIOO! Edit: and the fact that it's in england haha

[@ren-wz6zs]

what.

[@abys9733]

Heather Rivaille BAHAHA YAS I GET U

[@corridorechoes9595]

okiebubz Harry Potter reference. 😁

[@MagmaBlitzer]

Idk why that's cringey

[@Neptune-hu6kq]

Heather Rivaille 😂 Harry Potter reference

[@man-throwing-thing]

Me for most of the video: 😂🤣 Me when Jesus is riding the Uber: 😂🤣 💀

[@kirahughes4900]

I live for these collabs 😂😂😂😂👌😝

[@deishabou3088]

Even if the P did fall on that guy, he would have to pay for the medical bill!

[@ravenserpa765]

if he sues t Walmart then Walmart will have ro pay

[@gracemclaren2964]

Deisha Bou unless he sued them for it... i mean since it fell on him... maybe thats what the tweet meant...

[@ghostofstarman8775]

Walmart wouldn't get fined because that's fraud and he did it on purpose

[@gracemclaren2964]

Ghost of Starman What if they didnt know it was on purpose though

[@ghostofstarman8775]

Security cams

[@amjad233]

Any one here in 2019?

[@xeugl]

Yep

[@amjad233]

@Something Inhumane idk but just yeah or don't ur choice

[@jestersbiggestfanilovehim2925]

Yass

[@karlabob7002]

Yes

[@vampireballroom]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[@kpoppingranny5427]

“ Good morning, Another day, Another 5ft squirrel trying to break into my car.” that one got me real guddddd