Reading a Wattpad about myself (but it gets more and more insane)

[@Birlap]

I just want to say shoutout to the author! You are a very talented writer. Keep going :) Just wanted to assure you that I was in no way making fun of your story! I chose it out of all the other ones because it was the most interesting one I saw under my tag and honestly I'm so happy I chose this one for my first. I read the whole story after filming and it was amazing :)

[@luvleyjaz]

agreed this was actually good

[@ghostberry69]

I have so much appreciation for the commitment and effort it takes to write in general so actual probs to the author 👏🖤

[@TheAkiraSenpai]

OMG THATS MY STORY😭😭😭😭IM CHOKEXBRAT 😭😭😭

[@TheAkiraSenpai]

@@_reyna_love_ Thank You So Much 🥺🥺🥺🥀🥀🥀

[@plsforgetthisacceverexisted]

@@TheAkiraSenpai IT WAS SO GOOD, YOURE SO LUCKY ARNY READ IT!!

[@lvnar_27]

Danny: *suffering as he reads Wattpad fanfics* Arny: *enjoying every second of reading the fanfic*

[@brainzstrms4211]

Well all know Danny likes fanfics rly

[@Calylovespjo]

Danny is a liar 😌

[@Nightmaremarshmellow5614]

WAIT THEY KNOW EACHOTHER??

[@Nightmaremarshmellow5614]

@@florakii haha I know I was just messing around

[@Nightmaremarshmellow5614]

@@florakii you didn’t come off as rude

[@KHAOTlC]

ALL THE HUSBANDS SHOULD GET TOGETHER AND READ THE REST OF THIS OMG

[@TheAkiraSenpai]

Yes Please 😂😂😂

[@kylieo.1209]

I read the rest ITS INSANE

[@harmonylondon3160]

@@kylieo.1209 what the book title and author so I can find it

[@Victoria-xo5jh]

OMG NOOOO😂😂😱😱🤩🤩🤩 YES🤩

[@miekorq]

yes

[@annieh3487]

Arny getting excited over a tree house is the most wholesome thing

[@haystack2532]

I know right!!!!

[@Oreo_Queen_]

THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN AUDIBLE BOOKS AUTHORS READING FICTIONAL BOOKS

[@haystack2532]

Yessssss

[@pablobobo9985]

Facts

[@cacita2.0]

he gives me "i've been expecting you" vibes in the thumbnail

[@Birlap]

I have

[@cacita2.0]

@@Birlap OMGOMG HI

[@Only__annabel]

@@Birlapbro I’m watching this in 2024 😂 💀😭HI ARNY!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@gnome_]

plot twist: arny is actually reading his own unreleased fanfiction

[@babyrose8616]

Hahaahahahaha

[@phxntom_kid2395]

“A suit with sunglasses in the forest that’s totally Danny “ - arny 2021

[@fernandalozano9323]

Not the “there’s only one bed trope”, the writer has such a good taste 👌🏻✨

[@vallariefendley3384]

Arny saying "wattpad" has made my entire day.

[@iambubble5145]

I've never heard Arny talk for more than the length of a tiktok, I like it ❣

[@_reyna_love_]

If you liked this then you should check out his Twitch if you haven't already. He usually streams 3 days a week and for 5 hours each stream. Go check him out I highly recommend him, it's good soup.

[@fotinis6656]

"starting to do something" he looked so uncomfortable when he said that

[@katsgaming9797]

Arny: **reads title and description** Me: …”didn’t i just read this yesterday” 😭 I LEGIT READ THIS YESTERDAY ✨

[@randomtaco9773]

Sis what 😃

[@katsgaming9797]

@@randomtaco9773 I’ve decided I don’t wanna talk about it anymore 💀

[@patiencedunca9714]

What's it called?

[@katsgaming9797]

@@patiencedunca9714 NSFW by ChokeXBrat

[@dahliarogers7461]

"Oh we're in the woods" *sly smirk* "I like where this is going" hun- my heart- MY THOUGHTS- imma see myself and clense my sinful thoughts in holy water-

[@NuggetBloom]

Let me go with you

[@nadiakingman9790]

Arny: *reading a sinful piece of literature while also simultaneously enjoying doing so* Also Arny: OMG We live in a JOINT TREEHOUSE!!! Thats so cool!!! :) *goes back to reading da s m u t* Also 4:42 My heart...my heart- it melted....

[@Just_me_Aaliyah7]

fr

[@lucyvanschaijk8266]

RIGHT, Like he was so happy🥺

[@user-on2sm4vf8j]

"sir arny" sir arny? Sirarnyaturservice☺️

[@veronicanicole7245]

He looks like he's ready to incite chaos lmfao

[@Birlap]

Always

[@monicajohnson7733]

Thats Arny for you

[@paolaherrera1492]

Well well well you said you were reading a wattpad and you didn’t disappoint😳😂

[@kayceemarie4752]

I Love How He Tries To Explain As Best As He Can What’s Happening In The Smut 😂 It’s So Cute.

[@numblittlebug5764]

4:40 I'm sorry, Arny your smile is ANGELIC. Depression: cured. 7:11 ooh look at that time stamp, anyways I was gonna say the way Arny laughed then switched to a serious expression so quickly- dude. 7:27 the realization lmao 8:57 ARNY WE ESTABLISHED THAT YOU'RE A VAMPIRE A LONG TIME AGO. I'm starting to think you like that storyline lmao. 9:27 Sir you read the spiderwick chronicles-? Random af lol. Ngl tho they weren't that good. 10:01 I can very much imagine you saying 'good girl' to your so lol, sounds like you'd do that. 10:24 favourite Arny scene ever. 11:06 Slightly better? SLIGHTLY BETTER?! YOU PRACTICALLY GOT KIDNAPPED BY ARNY, DANNY, WILL AND BRANDON! THAT WOULD MAKE ANYONE'S DAY A WHOLE LOT BETTER THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 11:36 The way you looked into the camera lmao. 11:59 that is a very accurate Danny imitation. 12:20 I'm sure whoever broke this *pauses and side eyes the camer, cue dramatic shift in atmosphere* 𝓿𝓪𝓼𝓮 14:05 Ayo? Real sus Arny 🤨 14:16 It's a ✨ｓｉｔｕａｔｉｏｎｓｈｉｐ ✨ 15:19 I love this 16:30 A moment to appreciate Arny's vivid expressions please 16:56 Welcome to wattpad Arny. 17:30 Uh you literally just shot a woman, carved out her heart, and threw her in a pit filled with lions. Ahem. Um. No I wouldn't feel better, but thank for the sentiment I guess? 18:02 That was so damn unexpected I literally paused for like a full 45 seconds laughing my ass off and trying to regain composure. Your reaction just made me laugh all over again help- 18:22 I live for these reactions every time 19:00 Understood. Continue. 19:04 oh god what did it say to make you look like that- "please do me a favour and subscribe...or I will put ice cubes in your bed while you sleep." Geez okay. Love you too lmao.

[@paolaherrera1492]

Ah yes living in a tree house after we graduated bc our landlord kicked us out, just a normal Tuesday me thinks👌🏼

[@aziadove]

18:03 YOUR REACTION IS GOLD

[@kwispyfrog1234]

this man's humor is ✨ImMaculAte✨

[@lizmorales8708]

I love the fact that Arny is just overjoyed with the fanfic while everyone else is suuuper concerned...

[@joannagracej]

THIS. THIS IS THE ONE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

[@_reyna_love_]

My bday twin yay!🖤

[@joannagracej]

@@_reyna_love_ HI BEST FRIEND 💖💖

[@_reyna_love_]

@@joannagracej Hi my lovely.💓

[@joannagracej]

@@_reyna_love_ oop I fell asleep right after I sent that 😂

[@annieh3487]

Danny needs to take a chill pill- correction: they ALL need to take a chill pill dayum-

[@sophia_wwe]

“BRANDON CHILL”😂

[@toxibun6294]

Everyone can we get a prayer for Arny🙏

[@kittyroo3647]

The husbands are now the discount Lorax, they speak for the trees!

[@lynfaie]

husbands do vampire cosplay next questionmark 👁️👄👁️

[@Birlap]

Straight to the GC

[@grumpydonduck1481]

cant stop laughing at this! things escalated quickly 🤣😅

[@rayonaisasimp]

The beginning was adorable, just saying

[@chr1st1n3_mar13]

“but that’s the best part” stopp you’re literally adorable

[@sabsces_6230]

I just love how Danny is a SASSY BAKA the whole time xD

[@Jasmyne241]

We love a man with floofy hair in all black 🖤. You voice is super comforting I could fall asleep listening to you 🥰

[@orphicmarine470]

THE VIDEO WE'VE BEEN WATING FOR Y'ALL!!!

[@shaunyajoyner9256]

The pose and the perfect look at the camera makes me even more excited for this. Such a nice birthday present I'm so happy ☺️😊💝

[@joannagracej]

AHHHH HI MISS GIRL 💖💖 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL

[@shaunyajoyner9256]

@@joannagracej thanks girl 💝💕💚♥️🥲😭

[@Birlap]

Happy Birthday :)

[@shaunyajoyner9256]

@@Birlap THANK YOU 😭😭😭

[@_reyna_love_]

Happy birthday hun🖤

[@luisamunoz5601]

As a fan and someone who reads Wattpad almost everyday I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE OK?

[@becachevra2245]

This is the most amusing and funny thing ever. My goal in life is to have a boyfriend like Arny to read me fanfictions before i sleep hahaha

[@sophia_wwe]

Why was he so freaking excited about Danny kill someone🤣

[@Angels_corner666]

ikr

[@cobweb5828]

Man loves danger

[@destinyangelique]

ok but you making your bed in the beginning is such a mood because same

[@_reyna_love_]

Cleanliness is next to managerliness. 🖤😌

[@gaygremlin19]

imagine the man Danny killed is just sitting there in the back during the scene when they are all talking (except Danny)in the woods, like what if he didn't actually die at first so he just sat there and watched all this awkward shit happening and having that be the last thing he sees before he dies.

[@Phie09]

15:19 that was MY FAVORITE PART, muchacho

[@tiannagies2696]

"But that's the best parrrttt" that was adorable!!😊

[@cipher4805]

I'm not having the greatest day and literally just looking at the thumbnail made me feel better. Your so fucking amazing Arny. Keep being yourself:))

[@Itsmaddiekatt]

The wattpad was serving me the Lorax vibes in the beginning and then slowly went into ✨insidious ✨ theme

[@Camaika1997]

You're enjoying reading it so much. I love it! It is extremly entertaining. Especially the little comments.

[@kaylarose9746]

Arny getting flustered over this is so cute

[@evenyjeffrey5604]

I struggled to breathe for the whole twenty minutes I was laughing, crying, hiperventalating and ohh the smutty thoughts lmao :)

[@HopesAngelSprite]

He's so cute and chaotic omfg my hearttt 😭💗

[@plsforgetthisacceverexisted]

So who else wants the husbands to read a fanfic together-?

[@analibertads.3744]

I love the emotion with which Anry reads lol

[@sabsces_6230]

Your reaction here ( 18:03 ) is literally so cute hahahaha i cant xD

[@ellahobbs6974]

Your voice sounded so nice reading I could never. And you should do more😁🙂❤

[@letourneau_elyse8317]

Its the camera staring at the end for me ✨ good video as always 🖤

[@fernandalozano9323]

The lions were the best part omg, loved this, didn’t expect to enjoy this video as much as I did 😂💕

[@stephlol4889]

the way it started with almost a million dollars and living in a tree house and yet it still said they needed to get jobs?? girl they got time

[@stephlol4889]

"danny doesnt like being lied to" yo danny needs to calm tf down first of all

[@stephlol4889]

CHOCKING??? CAUSE SHE LIED/??? danny mind your damn business she doesn't have to tell you anything

[@stephlol4889]

brandon stay away??? yeah why not danny?? dude if it were me and danny stands 5 feet from me I'm throwing hands

[@stephlol4889]

WHAT LMAO WHAT????? if thats how danny shows he likes someone its a no from me my dude

[@stephlol4889]

you take the book and are mad at her for trying to take it back???

[@rayonaisasimp]

We already know this is gonna be a great video

[@izuku3063]

HIS SMILE IS SO CUTE😭

[@iamdejamonet]

"what's in it for us?" *stares directly at camera*

[@Tbh_Addyz]

The beginning was so chaotic

[@hannahsmith1388]

Ive been waiting for this one! This has to be the best KZbin video you've made so far! I hope this becomes a series! 😌🖤

[@kpop_obssession6613]

7:59 - 8:03 THISSS PART HAD ME WHEEZINGGG DFVSMJGLSHBLIF PLSSSSS EVER PART WHEN YOU ACT OUT DANNY ACTIONS GOT ME ROLLING

[@saradiaz7924]

Not me thinking this story was gonna be wholesome… damn that took a turn quickly 💀💀 I should’ve known

[@-aesthetic-3488]

NO BC THIS FANFICTION IS ACTUALLY AMAZING

[@Stewlla_Sol]

I loved how you accidentally read the “oh, I’m sorry, did I-“ part

[@madii9192]

the only nutrition i need is arny saying "sir arny at your service" in that exact adorable voice tyvm

[@samilovecows4763]

am I the only one who kind of caught that he read that one sentence so easily and then freaked out like hmmmm .-.

[@shilohgrayson]

That story was really cool! *gives them a virtual kudos*

[@debragabrielleteranvinueza5297]

OMFGGG I was literally waiting for this one

[@Buttttttter]

“Why do we have these freaking women taking care of our freaking house” don’t know hey but I found this hilarious

[@FinxX..]

'' who broke this vase'' instantly goes into ouran high school host club mode

[@LAL-go8rf]

The absolute joy in his voice

[@gracemusselman]

Why is he so precious! he is just so cute

[@_reyna_love_]

Yay I can't wait for some spicy readings from his majesty. I think I'm the first comment! It's probably because it's 5am in NYC right now. I'm going to sleep real quick and while I'm at it Arny go to sleep too, I know you're still up. 😭

[@joannagracej]

Miss gurl it’s only 2am here 😭✋🏻

[@_reyna_love_]

@@joannagracej ooo so you live in 3 hour time difference from EST!

[@lily-annefindlay1795]

When you posted this it was 10am for me lol

[@lily-annefindlay1795]

It’s currently 6pm for me

[@joannagracej]

@@_reyna_love_ yes ma’am! Same time difference as Brandon and Danny!

[@shilohgrayson]

I love your room! I adore the Adventure Totoro poster!! ^^

[@kodzuken8808]

His reaction to the meat cleaver though- Had me dying throughout the whole thing, especially the lions and the treehouse! 😂☺️

[@bellatea4217]

Bruh this girl was watching the discovery Chanel and that's where she came up with the lions

[@Chosenbythehorse]

“That’s amazing I love it, let’s keep going” lmao Arny 😂😂

[@X0X0_KissesnHugs]

Sounds like he’s saying wappad

[@daphnevasquez5847]

Never forget y’all Wattpad writers are not above violent murder but consent they always get consent 😌

[@gacha_xxtuber2218]

As a fanfic writer, I can confirm I don’t write smut, but if I *did* there would be consent involved. I also don’t write violent murder *(yet, but I will eventua-)*

[@rydkerlee9171]

No...*tears up* no he was the only one left

[@sahara_desert6105]

Heheheh 😈😈😈 welcome to the dark side 🖤🖤🖤

[@rydkerlee9171]

@@sahara_desert6105 i can't 🤣

[@viripilgrim0404]

"Your cheeks turn a cherry red" Oh Wattpad...

[@luci_edits13]

I'm so happy u choose that story! It's amazing ❤ I had a small part in it. ❤

[@maya_sunflowers4210]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

[@Breluvspink]

your voice makes me happy. your dark hair against your pale skin makes you look like a mushroom... I love mushrooms... I love you arny. (not in a weird way... if this freaks you out let me know i will delete it. i am extremely sorry if it does)

[@Noo13252]

Omg thank for posting more often!!! It’s so hard to find a decent KZbin video!!! We’ll be waiting for the next video😁😁

[@kaitlynhughes1939]

arny: *talking talking talking* -but you like that don't you? me who was zoning out before he said that: *coughs uncontrollably* WHAT

[@rjacobs7911]

I been waiting for this one, TURN IT UP!!!

[@ashermint8142]

“i’m number one because i’m the best” no arny, you’re number one because you’re bald.

[@damonsalvatoressidechick5039]

idk why but the fact that he knows what TVD is made me love him 100% more 😆😍

[@fattfatt1720]

"Once he gets his hand around your throat" Me:CHOKE ME LIKE YOU 😡HaTe😡 ME BUT YOU ♥️lOvE♥️ ME

[@fixingeverybodysgrammarigu4196]

Danny is essentially mori senpai in this fic

[@lily-annefindlay1795]

The story is called NSFW by ChokeXBrat on wattpad. A very talented writer indeed.

[@_reyna_love_]

YOU ARE THE GOAT👏👏👏👏👏👏🖤🖤🖤THANK YOU!

[@lily-annefindlay1795]

@@_reyna_love_ thank you and you’re welcome!

[@bloodyroseandmalamermaid6989]

nah because the comment about spiderwick makes me wanna reread those ! i use to love those

[@bleh_phantom]

Random person: I love my dogs they're so cute.. what do u have as a pet? Arny: fookin lions bro 😎

[@redisinsane7867]

oh my jesus christ toe cheese what the absolute hell was that 😭🤌🏻

[@kaylarose9746]

He said ‘sir arny at your service’ is a blushing voice haha

[@kaypaige7126]

No why is he cute and adorable and making me smile outside of tiktok. This shouldn't be allowed

[@Mr.Tomlinson]

This video is amazing. I love your videos so much. For anyone who needs the reminder: drink water and eat food. And I mean real food. Take care of yourselves darlings.

[@hellodontlookatme3142]

God….I’m gonna be in the car so I’ll miss this but I’ll watch later! 🥲