Reading DISGUSTINGG K-pop fan fiction

[@Johnnyray]

FF TIMESTAMP: BTS domination: 1:13 Oli London FF: 7:09 Lucas Roach (luwoo): 11:20 BaekBama (Baekhyun + Obama): 14:14

[@saedesu4973]

why obama though 😓

[@_daturaa]

i found some shrekyeol (chanyeol x shrek) ff on youtube

[@sandy-le6ie]

Found a Donald Trump x Han Jisung ff earlier. Help.

[@greysongrey7010]

@@saedesu4973 your name says it all

[@niido2]

@@sandy-le6ie why the hell- *dear writers, please leave han alone.*

[@janellylomas2711]

“Nothing taste better than artificial strawberry”

[@Johnnyray]

not sponsered, not an ad, just me being me

[@user-wy3kp5om8d]

nOiCe

[@purplemoonlight5337]

Ur profile pic describes johnny's reactions to these fanfics 😂

[@kpoppop7872]

Na jaemin could never

[@whataweemanker2151]

@@kpoppop7872 jaemin would cry

[@tsukishimathealcoholic5860]

“it was him and obama’s first date” baekhyun was nervous🥺

[@Johnnyray]

true love at its finest

[@saanvi.s.08]

Hell yeah 😂😂

[@just_panini1225]

WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK WHAT DOES OBAMA HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BAEKHYUN?!!!

[@wrapmonster3884]

That fic was so random it had me rofl mannn

[@kelix7777]

Ayyeee, Ya like gorrilaz ?? ;)

[@hyesunkook]

*"All insects should die. They shouldn't but yes they should" -Johnny, 2020*

[@Johnnyray]

They grosss

[@hyesunkook]

@@Johnnyray OMG. You answered one of my comments.💜 I'll safe this day forever. And yes, they gross af

[@yopingyudoyouknowsoobvocad6259]

Then you'll die,bc insects are part of the food chain.

[@jungkookjeon472]

Johnny I can relate so much!

[@sophiabaltazar3428]

I agree with you cuz bugs need to buzz off and not bug me out (Pun intended)

[@chanskangaroo5751]

Johnny: I’m not going to get into detail Also Johnny: *gets into detail*

[@niido2]

lmwo I thought only I noticed that

[@666personalities_]

Noone: Johnny: *does asmr with his pedialyte*

[@Johnnyray]

stan pedialyte, get them electrolytes

[@sophiabaltazar3428]

Yassss

[@caitlynsult2685]

@Johnny Stan pedialyte

[@zaria3265]

13:36 Are we not gonna talk about the fact that Lucas and Jungwoo met in a feral chicken shop? 😂

[@Johnnyray]

idk why i didnt comment on that lmaooo

[@zaria3265]

Johnny That made it even more funny to me. Love your channel btw. Stay happy and healthy~

[@jaeyongslovechild4803]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaeyongslovechild4803]

@@skarut1485 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kavinigunathilaka6768]

I read the whole thing i recomend you read until doodle and let someone tell you the rest

[@shroomd7657]

if a cockroach called me "baby boy" i'd pour bleach in my ears

[@ourhaven]

😂 i'll do the same after throwing up my soul 😂

[@odi_szy]

Honestly id bleach my ears, lysol disinfectant it, pour more bleach, then pour Clorox, then more bleach just to be safe

[@dhiya6138]

I'd add in dettol since it's doctors #1 recommended brand

[@dhiya6138]

@Anasua Chandra tEeHeE

[@eepykito]

same here

[@andreabernard8351]

how is it even physically possible to sit through these fics??

[@_daturaa]

johnny has superpowers thats why

[@Johnnyray]

pedialyte

[@emeryjem]

@@Johnnyray 😂😂😂😂

[@tammoya2632]

@@Johnnyray get dem electrolytes-

[@EmuOtoriInAMountain]

It is, if you don't need to read it out loud.

[@levities]

"I tHoUgHt tHeY mEaNt cArS?!" -johnny 2020

[@nasywafajria2575]

This got me squealed ohmygod 🤣🤣 I thought they meant cars too 😭😭

[@ianahcharlot9111]

IM CRYING CUZ OF THIS I CAN'T BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@vickyc1815]

Okay, but someone tell me how poor Jackson Wang ends up in almost every fanfic, whether it’s a GOT7 one or not...

[@zuzu6864]

He's like Mark Lee. Everyone knows who they are even though they don't stan their groups.

[@maddi4699]

and he's always an asshole lmao. i've never seen a non-got7 fic with him where he isn't the bully at some point

[@angelitedreams]

Literally Jackson is always the one who host the parties/is the party animal

[@fureii5736]

@@maddi4699 well actually there is a fanfic where he is y/n's best friend and basically made the story funnier🤣

[@velvetiny7307]

He is the guy who throws parties in ffs😂

[@lilpony1406]

When he thought *hybrids* meant *cars* *DECEASED*

[@livmashupmansen191]

At first I was thinking Cow hybrids because GRAZY GRACE was reacting to two cow hybrid ff, but then when he read there was a sign for hybrids, I was thinking cars. Not animal hybrids, the shock it gave me.

[@brytanveracruz6473]

Johnny: “I got the flu” My inner mind: cOrOnAvIrUs

[@avvrgtpg]

darn it, I was going to say that!

[@Johnnyray]

me everyday to myself

[@noceurin._7579]

Me this whole video

[@bless.o8244]

Me to every single person

[@mariaf.tsk.2989]

I thought thaf too lol

[@zara-uc8ck]

"I've just had a flu for 2 weeks" Me, slowly reaching for my hand sanitizer: just to be safe

[@venustheplanet]

the title LITERALLY called me out. i was reading smut

[@Johnnyray]

YA NAaASTyY

[@maxenek7365]

smut tingz 😗✌️

[@venustheplanet]

the king himself replied oh my

[@dghsdjk44]

Seonghwaffles 0809 Y’ALL NEED SOME HOBI WATER 😷

[@cattyun]

@fEel LiKe cInDeRellA More like FeEl LiKe YeOnDeReLa~ Sorry I had to....

[@danielacampos2285]

*20 minutes of Johnny being absolutely horrified at fanfic*

[@vix2233]

"I have never seen a cockroach" me, living in a tropical country with a flip flop in hand, because, just killed three cockroaches: "what?"

[@zuzu6864]

I've never seen them in rl but these bihes big asf lol

[@yana-rv]

My friend basically

[@isilva0013]

How have people not seen roaches 😭

[@hazahae]

they aren’t really much in england i’ve never seen one either

[@nicki9379]

@@isilva0013the UK and Ireland have barely any so it's not common to find one

[@aniahliepard]

His screaming is how I felt reading that cursed fanfiction I found the other day

[@Arilostie]

Aniahmator which one...

[@aniahliepard]

It was a Bob Ross x Reader lemon and I was trying so hard to not laugh at practically almost 1 a.m. in the morning

[@Arilostie]

Aniahmator oh my god that is cursed...🤯

[@DjDestiny20021212]

Wtf lol xD

[@briannavasquez3300]

Especially the harry style ones 😞

[@pettynezumi2213]

THIS BOI HAS NEVER SEEN A FRIKIN ROACH BEFORE?? Um, can I get a ticket to England plz.

[@Johnnyray]

im in america now and im scared one is just gonna pop around the corner

[@pettynezumi2213]

@@Johnnyray don't come here in the summer then they're everywhere, it sucks lol

[@athena8432]

i found 2 in my shower i’m fleeing when this pandemic is over

[@arieannacole7834]

Like I said in another comment: They cute if you train them. Trust me. I have one named after me.

[@fiaa3966]

@@arieannacole7834 h o w do you train a roach what-

[@lyraselena6517]

You know Johnny’s feeling better when he starts doing asmr,,

[@lyraselena6517]

“Ah” 10/10 quality intro Johnny Much wow Well done

[@sicken_ingg]

“I’m going to put myself into the world of fan fiction smut, and hopefully come out as a better person.” Johnny no-

[@alvahfjeldstad]

Johnny: of all animals... why a koala? Me: Namjoon's bt21 character is a koala... that might be why 👁👄👁 But like, the shade in the Oli Fanfic 😔😂 But why did they have to do woowoo and xuxi like that

[@nash7063]

When he was talking about hybrids and he thought it was cars, i was laughing so hard. I love it

[@niido2]

16:30 why does your voice sound like karen selling a vacuum on the home appliances channel tho

[@sophie..ahhhhh]

why do people write these type of stories. they nasty.

[@snnuysideup]

"Ah" truly a masterpiece intro, 10/10 would watch again

[@jest5330]

Johnny: Hello. Hi. Hi. Hello. I’m alive. Me: yEs We SeE tHaT aNd I’m HaPpY tHaT yOu ArE :3

[@kingunderthehill818]

jungwoo: is cute innocent baby also jungwoo: imma stroke this cockroach's doodle ........doodle..... wtf is a doodle

[@just_panini1225]

What's a doodle?

[@kotokolvr7637]

@@just_panini1225 pe- um

[@just_panini1225]

@@kotokolvr7637 ?

[@fiaa3966]

i was rofl with that one skksjdjs

[@averagebtspoper9752]

@@just_panini1225 pp 😳😳😳

[@elizabethchiu2709]

Johnny: Hi, I'm alive Me: Nope not me Also, glad you're back and feeling a bit better!

[@saetbylie]

Elizabeth Chiu KZbin commenter star😩🤩🤩💖

[@bakinginthesun0.067]

SAMEEE 😂

[@MissAnglewolf]

I'm sitting here like: Dear sweet innocent boy, don't do this to yourself

[@maybemilagros]

Johnny: hello... hi... *approaches the microphone* i'm alive Me: A S M R

[@steff7395]

When you got confused at the “hybrid” tag I knew this was gonna be good 😂

[@samb8049]

Johnny: OOh a Hybrid car! Me who's read too many fanfics for my lifetime: Aight who's gonna tell him?

[@BigMads1453]

“Oohhh we have money we’re going to get a new hybrid car” So, who’s gonna tell him?

[@chimkookie703]

nobody: not even my brain cells: not even sana : johnny: "thank you but also i don't thank you"

[@shiratorisara]

“I thought they meant cars” 😫😫😫

[@biao101]

That cockroach one honestly killed me 😂😂

[@oonail4696]

lmao same

[@donghyucksmom2413]

Same I thought the Olli London one was pretty bad and funny, but then cockroach Lucas popped up and I totally lost if with Obama x Baekhyun

[@manasvi_2106]

I'm gonna burn my house cause I don't want any roach to call me bAbY bOy (girl) 😵

[@renaetamati]

I'm scared to watch because of the Thumbnail 😰

[@Johnnyray]

the oli london fanic had me screming yeeyee

[@hyesunkook]

The Oli ff was the most funny part, he was like: *omg what? is that even legal? what did they do to deserve this?*

[@taylabui]

damn last time i had pedialyte was in kindergarten

[@Johnnyray]

GET tHEm EleCtroLYTES

[@malliamahram6103]

Cool... Plot twist: You didn't go to kindergarten

[@flowersandfog1849]

Me: *feels extremely bad for his mental stability* Johnny: I'm gonna be skipping through some parts of this because...*chokes on holy water* nAsTy.

[@its_nicole07]

No one: Not anyone: *Johnny* : *gags at the word mAStEr* 😂😂😖 same tho

[@moonchild3028]

I generally screamed at the cockroach one like *wtf*

[@redroom7628]

The author of the oli london fanfic was probably trolling. 😂😂

[@oopsiateyourgrandmabyaccid8407]

It has to be because I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@alisonsanchez5685]

“Adoption center??” I can already see his thought process here😭 Johnny’s mind: “they’re gonna adopt a car??”😂😂

[@ri9556]

yes johnny, you are alive 0:09 im glad u are bro

[@bfnisoobin]

4:30 anyone noticed he said "bread" instead of "bed"😆

[@shaharohana182]

He is so cute, we need to PROTECT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE

[@kimgrabas6000]

Johnny : Oh.. they mean human animal things.. people...hybrids

[@purpleesc]

When I imagine someone saying “Artificial strawberry” I imagine it how Lebron James would say “Sprite Cranberry”

[@hyesunkook]

I LAUGHED SO HARD WITH THE OLI PART WHEN HE SAID: *correct, 'cause you are perfection*

[@rionasarker]

HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THE HYBRID WAS A CAR OSBEHSGRHJEBS

[@skeeeeet]

*johnny is uncomfortable* *throws up peace side* 😙✌️

[@jordankennedy6572]

You look a bit skinner- get healthy johnny!! I love you

[@shroomd7657]

no one: not even oli london: johnny: correct, cuz you aRE perfEcTIoN

[@jalei.1530]

johnny: i don’t know how to talk in italics so... oh wait- heiUhHh 👁👄👁

[@juniipurr22]

3:27 you can tell that Johnny is not a BTS fan, BT21...

[@____voices____9407]

When Oli said *"Im going to cry"* or something like that when he had a wedding with a cardboard cutout. Im like: You cant cry with the amount of plastic surgery on your eyes mate. Btw love your vids Johnny keep it up!♥

[@shroomd7657]

johnny coming to a realization and just going "i though they meant cARS!"

[@SonyaGrazia]

2:38 "I don't know how to talk in Italics so, oh wait.... HeRe"

[@neuxyco]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Johnny in the intro: Ah. Literally is the best intro that I've seen, wibdoebd.

[@YakobuOnline7otaku4life]

Does a cockroach even have a doodle or are they asexual? Love how that’s the only thing that’s on my mind after this video

[@고은비-c2k]

Mom: Are you studying? Na: No, I'm looking at a handsome guy's face.

[@June.Pandora]

Precious Johnny looking like the Sun...cute af...i saw Oli london on the cover and...HAH no

[@canibeemoandpartofthearmy1321]

4:29 OMFG I DIDNT EXPECT THAT ACCENT CHANGE KSDKFKCJDJCJFJDJCJDJ LOVE THAT

[@alexandrakelemen2153]

"We got money gonna get to buy a new hybrid car" I'm gonna cry laugh when he realizes it's not car

[@ukai444]

“i sound like gabbie hanna and that’s problematic in itself” when i tell you i cackled-

[@amaneyugi2322]

No one : Jackson in fanfics : YO! IM DOING A PARTY AT MY HOUSE TONIGHT!

[@alisonsanchez5685]

“Atleast the cockroach has confidence, something I wish I could get” i FELT that

[@abbycorsame8201]

Keep this man protected at all costs, he's so innocent like me :(

[@oliviamiz]

Nobody: Johnny: HELLO. HI. I’M ALIVE.

[@madamstarlightnetwork]

“nothing tastes better than artificial strawberry” me: *cries in i prefer grape pedialyte because it tasted better*

[@ssirott]

There was a lot of age difference issues in this video Is the rule “crossing boundaries” dead lmao

[@yaquisieras5039]

"Hello" Me: I LOVE YOU :'v

[@Johnnyray]

[@joserosario7264]

I read smut so often (hell, I've even written it) but even I couldn't handle the first one

[@luz-u2y]

The 13 year old writing this nastiness: femdOhm Johnny: muoustlie femdum 🤠

[@ami_shun]

remember in aff we could actually change y/n to the readers' usernames?? old times

[@julietstoebner5677]

nobody: me: cockroach? Cock-roach??????? heh i see what they did there

[@nazrinkamis6751]

Haha.. I suffered worse on Wattpad. I think I need a jar of holy water. As part of ex writer, I found those fanfic were 'quite intriguing but highly disturbing'.

[@tadarei]

title: disgusting my x-mrs ass: /throwback to luo zheng in zigzag saying "um dISGUSTING"/

[@nicknamed_7196]

"all insects can die" is very relatable for almost every human being in this planet

[@kiiavehvilainen8913]

no one: like literally no one: johnny: ✌️✌️✌️✌️

[@Daehak2morago]

무슨말인지 하나도 알 수 없지만 치여 죽고싶다.. 영국발음 오져 옯빫 삷랇핿

[@Atlas-gp1fu]

oh no- No- NO-

[@xXJaneRoseXx]

I’ve read fanfics that were so much worse than this. Ended up reading the worst one I’ve read 5 times over cause when I went to show my friend they made me either read it to them or sit through it with them.

[@novatae2699]

Im dying 😂 he is so innocent

[@akili6954]

I was forever mentally scarred with the luwoo ff like its was so funny how someone came up with but so disturbing when picturing it in my mind....*sighs dissapointedly*

[@gnarlymarley1202]

THE LUWOO ROACH ONE IM CRYING🤣🤣🤣

[@Blooblooblahblah]

You havent seen a roach in your life?!?!?!?!?!? That must be blissful. No joke, i have been attacked by one before, I've never screamed so loud in my life as i did then.

[@rionasarker]

johnny: SCREAMING

[@peachjeongin]

My halo dimmed substantially after watching this. Btw Johnny love your covers! My best friend is obsessed with your voice lol

[@DoDoRo_]

Lucas roach made me laugh so loud that my friend asked what I was watching. Didn’t wanna show her this cuz she’d think I’m hella weird 😂😂😂

[@purvishriya8849]

me. mood. every single day. how is johnny not the most relatable person ever!? oh wait he is

[@SKY-zr7vo]

This was a bad idea to watch this while eating my cereal.....I lost my appetite one you started reading “pink faced Namjoon” 😂😂😂 I’m sick now 🤢🤮

[@limlee9948]

Hey...korean들... 빨리 오란 말이야... 우리 조니 100만 만들어야지... 하이틴 주인공 같은 이런 얼굴... 한 번쯤은 다 마음속에 품어 봤잖아..? 얼른 와...

[@crazysumstwins2783]

That thumbnail is Nasty XD

[@sadiyamulla1035]

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?" I run towards Johnny as he gives me a weird look. I really wanted to give him a hug, but... Deep down in my heart, i knew he won't hug me back. But anyways I hugged him while he stood still. And that's when my alarm clock rang. I woke up.

[@themessfrom1999]

wtf does femdom means-- *2 minutes later* nevermind

[@manasvi_2106]

What does it means? I am scared to search on Google 💀

[@shenyui3826]

@@manasvi_2106 well, google says "a woman who has power, authority, or ownership: such as: the female head of a household the mistress of the house." 😂

[@louisa405]

*Playing the "are we" game, **_are we?_* I'M FROM ENGLAND I LOVE MIRANDA