Reading Mean Comments with John

Week two of Pizzamas begins with a REUNION VIDEO!
This time, I realized that we can search our comments for "John looks like" and "Hank looks like" and similar things to find who (and what) people think we look like over the years. Having literally hundreds of thousands of comments on this channel is an amazing honor, honestly. Reading through comments from deep in the history of this channel was really wonderful.
Also, very funny.
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[@vlogbrothers]

HANK DID NOT PUT A LINK TO PIZZAMAS STUFF SO I WILL! All the Pizzamas stuff is ONLY AVAILABLE for the next few days. Get it now! Today's the day you put my face on your torso! store.dftba.com/collections/pizzamas -John

[@munjee2]

Does hank think being compared to Tom hanks is insulting?

[@salemi7438]

And the moral of the story is VOTE!!!

[@nadiasilver5762]

Finger pointing + brother shaming = shade

[@Randomyoutubevideosforyou]

kzbin.info

[@poppy4674]

I think the website is over populated. I can't access it at all.

[@bekkayya]

most wholesome mean comments of all time

[@samiorigami]

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[@PTNLemay]

More of a gentle roast.

[@3mry_]

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[@ilknure.6261]

Mean comments in real world vs. Mean comments in vlogbrothers............. I guess I'll just live here.

[@thatsathingrebekah]

Burçe İlknur Ekşi I was just thinking that.

[@RialVestro]

At first I didn't understand what you were talking about because I forgot that this was suppose to be mean comments... I've heard meaner comments from Kindergartners... and at that age mean comments is just calling mean people "meany head" which is more cute and funny than actually mean.

[@enlightedjedi]

So this is an unreal tournament :)!

[@mohammedjalloh7658]

I’m one minute in and these aren’t even that bad like at all lol. Just comparing them to people. I screamed at the lamborgini guy comparision though haha

[@TheMrAshley2010]

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[@dilsdoes]

you honestly cannot open with "john green looks like the guy you glance at at walmart" and expect anything else to have a fighting chance

[@jolynnejohn9771]

Hank looks Tyler Oakley's dad. And John DEFINITELY looks like Bernard from Megamind.

[@commonpoppy]

the video stopped 3 min ago and I'm still laughing

[@ObjectsInMotion]

I like how there are no replies on this top comment because none of us have any clarifying remarks, we all felt the exact same way.

[@sarar4901]

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[@k1tkat-kate]

I just keep rewatching it with a goofy smile on my face

[@rileyriley8123]

OH MY GOD MY SPORT COAT COMMENT WAS READ. HANK I AM SINCERELY SORRY. I REALLY DIDN'T INTEND IT TO BE A MEAN COMMENT, JUST OBSERVATIONAL HUMOR.

[@twistykrisp]

Riley Riley Don’t apologize, it was hilarious hahah

[@LucaMasters]

When was Hank wearing sunglasses? I wish these were all annotated with the origin video.

[@rileyriley8123]

@@LucaMasters It was in one of last week's videos "Watch my Dumb Dancing" about two minutes in.

[@LucaMasters]

Oh, right. Thanks!

[@aaditbhatia6551]

Complexly’s company culture really emphasizes the synergistic alliances that strengthen the modern Silicon Valley narrative.* Leans back in his beanbag and takes a sip of macha tea *

[@MarkThePage]

2018 John and Hank look like who Hollywood would cast to play 2007 John and Hank in their inevitable biopic.

[@CaptainAricDeron]

Umm... for the win?... :D

[@claycoppinger2983]

...factual

[@k1tkat-kate]

Omg can you imagine a green brother biopic

[@ThisIsReMarkable]

I love that one of the "mean" comments is "John is looking deliciously Jimmy Neutron". Deliciously! I love Nerdfighters

[@ChesuMori]

Where's the hour-long cut of this?

[@MissLilyputt]

ChesuMori +

[@r21167]

ChesuMori Yes please!!

[@MasterOfXy]

You can get close with the “Dear Hank and John” podcast! Just Google it, sit back, and relax while listening to the comedy podcast about death :D

[@Nokus416]

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[@ChesuMori]

@@MasterOfXy I'm so far behind... I think the most recent episode I've listened to is from May or something.

[@94schokokeks]

"There was never a middle-aged James Potter. " Did you have to bring that up, it still hurts 😢

[@kruella3348]

I'm totally with you on this one Hannah, it hurts on so many levels! (Btw: Great timing to finish my half year+ of binge-watching and get a reunion video as the first up-to-date-video!)

[@munstergirl25]

Yep, when they were saying how James Potter was always middle-aged and I was thinking sadly he never was. Casting in the movies was so bad for this, people forget how awfully young Lily and James were when the died.

[@thejesuschrist]

"reunited and it feels so good" -peaches and herb

[@shoyuramenoff]

Hey Jesus, I know it's a sin to swear but you're fucking amazing.

[@Ellyerre]

Who did you have to crucify to get verified, Jesus?

[@CharlesTheClumsy]

You're here too!? Jesus Christ!

[@nova7319]

WAIT OMG ARE YOU THE JESUS FROM JACKSUCKSATLIFE'S CHANNEL? OMG

[@tangyspy]

Phineas and Ferb

[@Mehrnooshb]

John TOTALLY looks like middle-aged James Potter AHH!!

[@Ray-en1si]

Theliterarykid so true

[@AppleJuiceProductions]

He really does! Also here's a Harry Potter fan film with a young James Potter haha kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGXIhZinn7Cdnas

[@Mehrnooshb]

Apple Juice Productions aww this was very cute!! Good job!

[@clotildevivier8650]

james potter has black hair though? isn't it his most emphasized characteristic?

[@AppleJuiceProductions]

@@Mehrnooshb thank you so much!

[@jjrhan3461]

Every interaction of John and Hank makes me wonder what their parents did right and I want to have sons that live life together the way they do. Can their parents please publish a manual?

[@MattPalka]

On the sixth day of Pizzamas The Vlogbrothers gave to me Kind, nerdy roasts of the third degree Lovely! Nothing like a good roast!

[@hollynesbitt8173]

Surprise reunion videos are the best reunion videos

[@Randomyoutubevideosforyou]

Tnx

[@estrellacasias]

Literally they had to have made bernard to be John Green

[@sincerityisscary7719]

its been 2 years and i'm still laughing at "John looks like the guy you glance at at walmart"

[@InnuendoStudios]

Wanna trade comment sections?

[@thewinterizzy]

I was hoping you’d use this feature to search for the first uses of stuff like “dftba”, “nerdfighter”, “decrease world suck”, etc., but I gotta admit this is probably the best thing you could’ve done instead. 😂

[@thewinterizzy]

(Also as a follow up to my comment on Friday’s video: I turned my ballot in this morning! Still however coordinating a family pizzamas order lol.)

[@sexyscientist]

Reading "looks like" comments could become a KZbin trend.

[@ThatEmmaGirl]

This is actually one of my favorite videos y’all have ever done

[@Isabelle-ud2df]

I love that John whispers that James is deceased as if we don’t all think about the Potter family every day of our lives

[@MminaMaclang]

It's great that this is what we classify as mean comments on Nerdfighteria 😂

[@theveryfirstlostgirl]

John being utterly unable to recover from the Walmart comment is my favorite part of this

[@mariama.1538]

Love John's laugh especially at the Walmart comment

[@NateandNoahTryLife]

It’s a Pizzamas Miracle!

[@lindseyjacob1365]

You guys have a wholesome comment section if these were the "mean" comments. This video made my day :).

[@allisonpenner6313]

My library just ordered extra copies of An Absolutely Remarkable Thing! Yay!!

[@ThatCrazyBookWyrm]

This video is such a beautiful mix of the pure, unadulterated joy of roasting a brother combined with the resigned perseverance of receiving a spot on burn

[@jordanbalke]

I don't think I've ever laugh harder at a vlogbrothers video. We watched this in the office and everyone was dying of laughter

[@WearItLikeABadge]

i love these moments of the internet. Rewatching a 6 year old video doesn’t make my problems go away or make me feel young again or anything, but it feels nice to know that it existed, know that “good ol’ days” memories are not only memories, they were real once.

[@Mehrnooshb]

This video made me so happy, reunions are THE BEST

[@himrqwerty]

I am unashamed to say that when I am in a bad mood, I just watch reunion videos. It reminds me that while some things are always changing in scary ways, some things change in ways that just get sweeter. It also reminds me that not all loves fade. I've been a part of this community for about eight years, and I've loved every minute of it.

[@gas_on_my_hands8283]

good content i would watch this for 2 hours

[@MasterOfXy]

gas_on_my_hands Well you can listen to something similar on the “Dear Hank and John” podcast!

[@rosebud7233]

"There was never a middle aged James Potter." "Until me" LOL Reunion videos are one of my favorite things ever!

[@nerdphilosopher3786]

Last time I was this early I had thought of a better joke

[@esim101]

These died a long time ago, buddy.

[@JukeboxTheGhoul]

What was the joke?

[@MrPenguinFingers]

Hank looks like the Hollywood adaptation of John that was just off enough to anger fans but still close enough to make it hard to explain why

[@setphaser]

“John looks like a tired man trying to look wide awake” I literally think this every time I watch these videos

[@beeslytherin3946]

This video made my day 100x better. Love you both. Enjoy the cake

[@bonesjo]

I love when they’re together! My favorite videos hands down

[@KaijaSchmauss]

Honestly, I laughed harder at "Ned Flanders lookalike", but "the guy you glance at at WalMart" is still such a great burn. It's so highly specific.

[@AlejandroRodolfoMendez]

this is at the same time one of the best roast and also a good and funny way to deviate bad comments into something great. kudos.

[@naomis2]

How have I not seen this til now?!? I know why...I was busy adulting. 😫

[@graceann5318]

How does anyone leave a mean comment about them and not feel guilty about it??

[@Mikazha]

The actor who portrayed James Potter in the first film, Adrian Rawlins, was 43 when the film was released in 2001. So only about twice the age James Potter was when he died.

[@Hum0ng0us]

Not trying to be mean, but John always looks either hungover or drunk.

[@rowanmichaels]

I still think about “the guy you glance at at Wal-Mart” to this day

[@cragnorak]

I like that this is the video youtube recommends on at least one day of every pizzamas Happy Pizzamas!

[@SolarTactician]

I’ll be honest, when I first saw Megamind, I was pretty sure that Bernard resembled John on purpose

[@kiwithekiki234]

These are so creative and amazing

[@SaniaKhanDesign]

Two years late to the game but I think you two are awesome! Also, that Walmart comment was the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time! I think I LOLed as least as long as John did!

[@lilliandurr208]

James Potter was actually in his very early 20's when he died, hence the tragedy of his death tying in with the rest of the "too young" deaths in the series, including Remus who dies in his early thirties.

[@Kellcah16]

I think this may be my most favourite reunion video to date!

[@nojerama788]

Hank's laugh give me so much joy

[@MeEtMoi0]

A Scottish request for a vlogbrothers cover of 500 miles please

[@belindaweber7999]

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[@Bea_Esser]

Why do I keep coming back to this video? Wholesome content.

[@lancetison5856]

i can only say thank you both forever

[@ravenclawtimelord5050]

I think this is my new favorite vlogbrothers video

[@socialtomcat]

i think this is my most watched video on youtube ever i dont know why i like it so much

[@TheRockyBoulders]

"linear television"? Is that some kind of dimension-shaming?

[@naomil2288]

this is one of the best videos of all time, you can't change my mind

[@flightwithtools]

pizzamas reunions always bring out the best of 2008

[@okayjessjess]

The Vlogbrothers rules came from a time of youtube where it was widely believed that people would turn the video off if it ran more than 3-4 minutes. Videos like this make me curse that rule!

[@francescakyanda9182]

None of the comments were incorrect and I love it

[@AaronSherman]

Hank and John look like the hosts of a popular KZbin channel.

[@Izzy-Maurer]

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THAT JOHN LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BERNARD FROM MEGAMIND?!?!?!? This whole video had me in stitches and really improved a horrible day, so thank you.

[@RoLaarr]

and then he was 𝒹ₑ𝒸ₑₐₛₑ𝒹

[@latestranger]

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[@CassyFilms]

This made my day and it's not even 7 am yet. But I can already tell my day is going to be great because of this video.

[@mikeysrose]

I love reunion videos so muuuuuuuuucccccchhhhhhhh!! I wish they were all a lot longer. Like, if there are two Vlogbrothers and we get 4 minutes of video per Vlogbrother...

[@nevermind367]

I'm so happy you've finally addressed the megamind/bernard conundrum

[@ThatCrazyBookWyrm]

This is the kind of quality content that's going to get me through the next two hours of ceramics lab

[@ElizabethTheJedi]

Best Pizzamas present ever! I love you guys! 💚

[@RachelMichtom]

it's been two years and i still demand outtakes!

[@TaylorSwiftsBestFriend]

One mean comment for you :. . . . . . . . You’re amazing !!!

[@franziskaeder1790]

I love reunion videos SO much, I watch them 3-4 times in a row because I can't concentrate on content and cuteness and awesomeness at the same time.

[@MatanVil]

Ohhhh the puff level!

[@meganmcewen7101]

This felt like old school vlogbrothers again and I. Love. It.

[@AmyJayOnTheWay]

Poor Alton Brown 😂

[@laurenredding1419]

this is honestly one of my all time favorite vb videos. the whole thing makes me crylaugh

[@superbandgeeek]

You guys are so lovely!! Happy Pizzamas :)

[@rashnahabib9161]

My favourite KZbin chanel of all time!You guys are the best!

[@Norwaycat91]

I really really miss reunion videos 💔 Here's hoping we'll see one sooner rather than later in 2021, Rona permitting! ❤️

[@caprafan]

There are no words for how much I love this video.

[@CharlesTheClumsy]

Question: Why do you look so different from each other?

[@klemmonade]

Man it took me a long time to realize these guys were different people. Like just now, that they were in the same room for once.

[@jemimahgertrude590]

This is hilarious! Thanks for cheering me up when I'm decidedly under the weather 💜

[@ecofreak2119]

I love you guys, your goofiness wit, and generosity this channel got me through my first year deep of depression

[@benrifkah]

I really enjoy your reunion videos. And the other ones too.

[@jennabreland5261]

How was that only 4 min, I feel like Ive absorbed a full length film's worth of earned laughter.

[@GTaichou]

Holy crap the two of you just laughing at silly comments is the best thing I've seen all week. Thank you for sharing

[@meikeschmoll4619]

Looking for Alaska and AART are hands down the two books which influenced my life and changed my mindset the most. I really love you two and my life wouldn’t be the same if you didn’t exist ❤️

[@sirsmartypants7086]

I've never seen two people having more reading "mean" comments than you two 😂 made my night

[@DeaconTaylor]

aww i want more of that. that was funny. hank may look like the proclaimers but he definitely sounds like the singer of they might be giants (whose name escapes me)

[@BhagyashreeGajra]

Pizzamas and a Reunion Video... What a Treat!

[@pinkeysherbet7249]

This needs to continue to be a thing. Please.

[@angelcosta4383]

I love these brothers. I've learned so much about biology (my favourite subject), paleontology, microbiology with Hank. Thank you. The first time I threw up reading was with John's book the fault in our stars. Such vivid emotions can only be conveyed by so few artists an I applaud you for that.

[@AgglomeratiProduzioni]

Guys, you don't havd to stop at four minutes. We could really watch this for hours. Make it last as much as it's meant to be.

[@magicturtle3541]

I've been rewatching Hank's videos now on mute just to test the conductor theory and I confirm! It's pretty awesome. I recommend trying it, though you lose the true wisdom of Hank.

[@dasiavou]

I've been saying that Bernard looks like John all these years, so it's really nice to have my opinion confirmed like this.

[@mrscary3105]

I love both you goofs. And Hank is a fellow music nerd.