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[@BeatEmUps]

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[@justinhood2149]

That atrocious horse riding game on switch and just any thing else

[@NickRobbins82]

Do u ever come to Nc

[@mishi6988]

Do fortnite!!

[@jackmckelvie8121]

you and Kim are awesome together and my favourite game of all time is the last of us

[@catherine8190]

Love you guys, I really enjoy seeing Kim and you do videos together on the channel! Maybe Persona 5 or Golden, dark souls, harvest moon light of hope

[@Naydraal]

I love how much of Kim’s personality shows through in this video! Not that it didn’t earlier but like a bit extra! Also, love her emo look lol.

[@wildjames]

nobody cares weirdo

[@Kazpper88]

#IWOULDSMASH

[@Naydraal]

Cloud Tyr Nine lol yeah someone is having a bad day 😆

[@WereHistoryFilms]

Wow I wasn’t the only one who noticed? It’s because a convention invited them.. she obviously realized there’s money in this and probably researched how to be personable

[@Naydraal]

Nail Onin well even if that’s the case, she did a damn god job :P

[@TheGreatHotDogConsumer]

I read one on a BoTW download code, it’s title was literally “Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild digital download code” and one of the bad reviews was “I thought it was a physical version. My grandson will be very upset because he has no Christmas present from me.”

[@V.U.4six]

Senior Taco smh some people are ridiculous

[@sixsiegeclips1412]

Clayton Calum it literally says digital release

[@mastaw]

He could still gift him the download code

[@littlefox_100]

Saman Miran ye

[@persassyjackson833]

Omg I actually kinda feel bad for them

[@SefWhiter]

The one time I actually sat through a sponsor.

[@coolguy-nd3xe]

Play Spin Jump today

[@jimmyslob6276]

Hey brother

[@PrincessFionaxo]

Exactly

[@Luca_Natoli]

To that I can agree.

[@reecew.1903]

Woods sponsor a are always hilarious

[@DannyWangFB]

The moment you two go silent from laughing so hard is just pure joy to watch

[@quintessential20]

That was perhaps my favourite sponsored segment I've ever seen.

[@GaZlovesGames]

Agreeeee mate

[@hannahc3317]

Terrible Writing Advice has some awesome sponsored segments as well.

[@Jake-nh5th]

Looked bad 1 star

[@mylunawalker]

Map Men has great sponsored ads as well

[@SpindlyJohnny]

13:27 Wood's skin colour went from normal to tomato in seconds.

[@ImAshleyEloise]

Yup

[@NoobGamer-mn1ln]

Im not even kidding his face hurt my eyes to look at

[@Mysticmoon62]

Why did I actually laugh when he read that thou..

[@Lazy_eye_blobFish]

They never did look at mario Odyssey.

[@InnerRise]

Poor Kim. Dominate your man, dony let him dominate you. 😢

[@johnmecca9008]

Lmao!! They sure didn’t. He was like let’s check xyz first and then we will come back to it. Lol

[@Lazy_eye_blobFish]

@@johnmecca9008 I guess we'll never see the hate comments of Mario Odyssey read by an Australian man who is overly obsessed with Nintendo products. My dreams have been crushed.

[@Lazy_eye_blobFish]

@@InnerRise this sounds extremely sexual LMAO!

[@Lazy_eye_blobFish]

@@InnerRise pork ham, dominate your man, don't let him dominate you... In bed.

[@vprogame2]

I laughed so hard please next time dont forget to bring her with you in the video. 👍

[@symphonymelody9235]

VPROGAME am I the only one who found her “meh” in past videos but this time really liked her?

[@nintentap2ndaccount559]

Symphony Melody no

[@David-bj8ri]

@@symphonymelody9235 She's seems happy in this one, it seems as if it's acted in others imo

[@noitamoonchild2852]

I think she had issues and worked on them.

[@noitamoonchild2852]

@@symphonymelody9235 She had bad depression what did you expect.

[@ethantrotter473]

Goes from checking out funny reviews to invading peoples profiles... XD part 2 please

[@Jhomicide95]

You guys laughing and crying together is a great time all on it's own. Wish you two the best and keep making video's like this.

[@RazeAndSew]

Kim is gorgeous, and has a really great personality, you are one lucky guy

[@BeatEmUps]

I know :)

[@djcertafiedpimp]

Lucky

[@RazeAndSew]

@@BeatEmUps when is the wedding?

[@TudBoatTed]

@@RazeAndSew hahahahh

[@itsalolmor]

He's handsome and likable as well

[@DarthMauldinOfficial]

My slice of bread came with NO power adapter.

[@evermartinez2721]

lol

[@isaacrumley]

13:57 I don't think I've ever seen someone's face get *that* red

[@MattMillerMacLeod]

Goth Kim is beautiful. Also, enjoying the differing content.

[@GaZlovesGames]

Haha true.

[@elizabethbestor84]

Goth Kim is funny and crazy

[@thesteveruss]

13:20 … best KZbin moment ever!

[@NewsToAstonish]

That silent hard laugh at 13:29 from your fiancée is priceless! Great video, you two! 😂🤣

[@nattcanning1751]

It was good I must say

[@LeeJoRo]

The punches make it that much better

[@heartnfire54]

Yes I loved this video :)

[@carlosmaestre]

@@heartnfire54 Burpless lol uahuaha

[@stardog1815]

His face became a cheery

[@HyruleGamer]

I remember back around 60k man... glad to still be here watching the amazing content! Always great work, keep it up man!

[@Darlington.]

I feel like I got hit with a shotgun with the Zelda one. holy those guys were salty

[@GlizzyGuzzlr]

I love all of your videos, but the ones with Kim are always a special treat. You guys always seem like you’re having so much fun together and the chemistry is just adorable. Can’t wait for that gift giving video!

[@wallylugo4239]

While I really do like Wood... Kim is *THE* best! She is so funny (intentionally and unintentionally) and her goth in the ad was the best! I love the way the two of you play off each other.

[@delsinlockhart]

That sponsored bit was incredibly well executed. im convinced to download and play spin jump

[@GaZlovesGames]

Must get... haha. Yea best ad ever.

[@InnerRise]

When you already have that game on your phone, have never played it ,and now you want to uninstall it because it was a sponsored game on a KZbin video and sponsored games suck.

[@jimbo2947]

@@InnerRise if you wanna uninstall it please go ahead, uninstall it, reinstall it through is link and then delete it again once its done installing through his link

[@InnerRise]

@@jimbo2947 LOL I see what you did there, sis

[@Starriaaa]

*ZELDA WAS SO GOOD WHEN IT WAS JUST A SWORD AND A SHEILD* than had the nerve to call people fanboys 🤣🤣🤣

[@DanielCabrera-iq6un]

thanks to you i acknowledged the vanilla crisis in madagascar

[@Cmattgamerguy]

I mean the “Think you can take me” and “don’t forget me” lines have been memes in the xenoblade community essentially since the game released so it may be partially because of your video but most likely because of the community itself. (Not saying that your video was bad, cause it most certainly was a good video, just that you weren’t the only person to pick up on it)

[@nophoria]

Yeah, it was a well known and obvious flaw/criticism.

[@InnerRise]

Explain to me the meme of these linez

[@lurkingC]

InnerRise Basically the soldiers you fought in the game would constantly yell the lines “Think you can take me?’” when they attacked and “Don’t forget me!” when they would die. Of course when you have like 5 or 6 of them in battle at once, it became a funny cluster of these repeated lines. So basically that caught on as a popular joke for Xenoblade 2... until they patched those lines out and toned down their talking frequency...

[@marcusanthony1110]

@@lurkingC thank you man for explaining

[@Toastkruemelchen87]

Your videos together with Kim are the best. So much chemistry ❤️

[@Dakrem]

To be fair, the Xenoblade Chronicles 2 thing with the soldiers repeating those two lines constantly was actually turned into a meme by tons of people it was so bad, so while it might not have been patched out specifically because of your video, it was a well known issue in the game and given a lot of visibility from all the memes, so the developers were bound to notice and fix it. That said, this video is freaking hysterical, so thanks, I needed a laugh today. :D

[@lynxofhyrule]

I like how Kim looks like a completely different person but each of Wood's characters is just Wood with slightly different facial hair.

[@Tekrow]

Kim: "how about boobs? Are there boobs?" 😂😂💀

[@Ash_mustard3]

Haha!

[@Cyborg_1612]

Zelda breath of the wild is horrible game. It does not have gun and not lik call of duty 0 stars buy fifa and call of duty

[@dakotak04]

What about fortnite, that's better

[@Cyborg_1612]

@@dakotak04 fortnite is only for kids I not kid I 13 years😎😎😎

[@dakotak04]

@@Cyborg_1612 lol it was a joke, I'm 14

[@Cyborg_1612]

@@dakotak04 mine was a joke too chill

[@Cyborg_1612]

@@dakotak04 I'm 18 and don't know what I'm doing with life

[@hanifaiqahainaahassim3142]

I love it when they both silent laughed at the burpless and wood's face goes red from laughing with no sounds so hard. Love you guys. This vid made my week.

[@justinhood2149]

"I like breaking stuff"

[@GaZlovesGames]

Lol

[@jbischof71]

Lol Kim is so animated in this one. This is great. Love you guys

[@moxley8872]

13:35 Wood's face gets so red lolol

[@TheVoidRose]

I absolutely love these videos with you and Kim, she is getting less camera shy and your dynamic Just Works™️

[@mitchelcerneus9338]

Thanks for the great videos Wood! love it, i am saving up for a nintendo switch because of you! Keep doing what you do, it's a great thing!

[@maddiepaxton2347]

Kim seemed like she’s starting to get more comfortable in front of the camera. I would imagine the reason she wasn’t too excitable before(at least that’s what I thought) was because she wasn’t too used to being in front of the camera or found it kind of weird to talk to the camera. Which, in all honesty I would probably also feel weird doing at first. She could also be shy. It’s nice to see others of you who can also appreciate the fact that Kim seems to be more comfortable being in videos now!🙃 And for those of you who are making rude comments about her, you have no idea what she is like in real life. She may be very shy, found it strange to talk to the camera, maybe she’s just very chill in general, or maybe she was tired, etc. Kim should be in more videos!😊 You guys are great!

[@mightybacon3563]

13:28 look at his face it turned red lol

[@geekycraft]

Ikkk lol it was so red

[@TeMrN1]

4:57 thisss

[@FirebladeXXL]

kim is absolutely perfect as weird goth girl. she should do a video playing that persona. would be tons of fun

[@Airik1111bibles]

You just made your best video yet....EMO was spot on ROFL

[@stevesstuff1450]

Excellent video! Kim is lovely.... and the colour you turned when the "Burpless" came up was just priceless...!! Ha Ha... Burpless=Priceless.... that colour though.... thought you were going to burst!! :-D Too bloody funny though..... "Burpless".... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...!!

[@Moonlings_]

I died when woods mustache fell off

[@digitalbath.]

love the skit with kim. dude she killed it as a goth chick 😂

[@turionb1408]

love your content man

[@opiummuffin9438]

Lol I love your videos and I’m just watching this! More like this please! 🤣

[@ZERO-zc4jo]

The best KZbinr

[@GaZlovesGames]

Tis great 😎👍👍

[@phyrochild1]

Kim is just too lovely and your chemistry together is hilarious. Keep up the great videos!

[@bigbootybafoonda3rd]

This is good but are there women in this

[@Daniel6254]

*woman

[@Myztyrio]

No, there is woman.

[@bigbootybafoonda3rd]

@@Myztyrio I know I was joking

[@ssfbob456]

Good stuff

[@dafatswan9266]

Affirmative

[@DionellGames]

I never hairflipped the like button so fast in my life

[@livparker3950]

I don’t usually comment on your videos though I watch and enjoy every one of them, this one had me laughing out loud so much. Absolutely loved it.

[@Slurpee_Burger]

How did I miss this? This was never recommended to me...

[@DAPower98]

I can't even find it inside his channel

[@Slurpee_Burger]

when I made that comment, youtube said the video was 8 months old... what the heck? @@DAPower98

[@DAPower98]

@@Slurpee_Burger I'm guessing KZbin is drunk again

[@lucapeyrefitte6899]

David Pérez KZbin is always drunk

[@ame367]

I find that Zelda review to be crazy! Also, he claims the people who love BOTW to be Zelda fanboys, but it was my first Zelda game and I loved it. :)

[@evanfisher592]

Me too

[@robertfrost8264]

I'm here for the Ball Skins in Spin Jump.

[@GaZlovesGames]

Hahaaas

[@Drewsefer89]

Hate to break it to you Wood but "Think you can take me?" & "Don't forget me!" was already a meme before you made the joke in your video that you released well after the games release.

[@NEOGEOMVS]

There sure are a lot of Australians in Texas during those totally real interviews for that sponsorship. 🤔

[@acearcturus]

you need to do more of these videos lol this was a great laugh before I had to go to work. Thank You for this

[@kingsblendkeefe8628]

This had me laughing the whole time, I hope to see y'all sprinkle this in some more!

[@jenniferthedrummer6078]

Your face turned bright red !!!! Hahahaha i love laughing like that!!!

[@abdullahalghamdi9617]

I love this video 😂😂 Like the interview part

[@afterlife697]

I love that you’re wearing a black keys shirt. They’re one of my all-time favorite bands, especially Gold On the Ceiling.

[@MarbleFox162]

4:08 “When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in the school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel, and I misspelled, in front of the entire school... the word failure.” Name that reference.

[@Vereid]

Not gonna lie, I burst out laughing at that burpless thing as well (almost woke my partner up since it's early in Aus). Then I looked at you guys going red in the face and it made me laugh even more lol. Contagious laughter. Great video guys.

[@easterbrooks7480]

10/10 great vid wood! Couldn’t stop laughing 😂👌🏻

[@grightning7270]

"They unfriended me on Facebook so I'm assuming they'd rate it one star" LOL

[@Mike_2826]

13:29 Is Kim tryin' to eat the 1.2.Switch. Hotdog?

[@dallaspsychobilly3220]

I dunno if the beer is talking, but this video was really great! Your relationship with your girl really shows and the chemistry makes the video work really well

[@greybeard4277]

i think the only thing that ruins Zelda for everybody is that all of the weapons break . If they would have added a durability bar and decrease damage over time and add a way of keeping up that weapon like a sharpening stone and if you didn't care for the weapon it would then break same for bow i guess you could replace the bow string to repair its durability.

[@nightstargalaxy7347]

Black Beard it’s to keep you from entirely relying on the same weapon(s) and to encourage you to use different ones. using the system you just brought up would completely wreck the goal of the weapon durability in the first place eh?

[@meowt8464]

@@nightstargalaxy7347 tue but i would also like to know how much use i have out of a certain weapon so maybe the bar wouldnt be a bad idea

[@pipemarinmontes]

Kim face with the omega 3 stuff is priceless hahaahahahahahahahahaha

[@mishi6988]

Y’all are so cute together!! You need to do a video with tugmas haha

[@JabariMore]

That Elf Rings guy cracked me up. I’m not a diehard Zelda fan, actually BOTW at this point in time is the only Zelda game I own and yet it’s my favorite video game in general. While it isn’t the first Zelda game I’ve played in my life, it is the one I can get most invested in.

[@mrblaktastik1865]

"I don't know why that got me so hard" - Wood Wooderson I've asked myself that very question many a time. One of life's greatest mysteries.

[@Disney_girl123]

kim:we should do super mario odyssey wood:we do it after this the video ends

[@nathanallcock3862]

we need more goth kim reviews! her reviews are perfect!

[@tristanmctacos8666]

Love the videos with both of you! You guys are so great and I love seeing your chemistry. Can’t wait for the bf buys Etsy video!

[@wolf4640]

Best couple ever!

[@nintentap2ndaccount559]

Kim obviously makes wood so much happier, and makes us a lot happier as well. Bring her on more!

[@phinyo2066]

Last time I was this early GameStop was still respected. ...Wait that's not true.

[@chloe-marietaylor1947]

When I saw Kim was in this video I may have clapped my hands... you are also the only person I have watched that does entertaining adds (both of you)

[@nicoledominguez5475]

Lol I could see Kim’s emo side as a thing to keep coming in feature videos and like the alter ego Reviewing stuff with BeatEmUps.

[@OmniscientStrike]

Damn she went all out, cosplaying Abby from NCIS and imitating April Ludgate

[@Corfield81]

Kim should have her own channel lol

[@InnerRise]

Based off what?

[@Corfield81]

@@InnerRise just think shes funny, she could do videos on the games she plays or vlog

[@Alex-ze5fe]

No

[@noitamoonchild2852]

She has one now based on her art.

[@Corfield81]

@@noitamoonchild2852 yep I know, I made this comment 3 years ago

[@connororr4812]

Ahhhh Kim dressed up in goth was great, I’m dead 😂 She’s definitely a great actress

[@lukebanwell264]

Yeah sorry but “think you can take me” and “don’t forget me” isn’t really your joke, it’s been a meme since day 1 release of xenoblade chronicles 2

[@johnmecca9008]

Loved 13:29. Even if something isn’t that funny to me but to see someone else genuinely laugh so hard at something and they can’t take a breath for like 20 seconds is priceless to me. Love u two together!!🤣

[@gabrieldepaula8469]

This video is soooo good! I’m a Brazilian fan! Kisses for the couple 🥰

[@BoardGamingRamblings]

Thanks for another great video! I just found your channel a couple of weeks ago, and I love your ramblings about Switch games! So many video games I want to play, but so little time! :)

[@lillith7257]

"the controls are unintuitive and overly sensitive" no they work perfectly even for non gamers. (The vids on those are wholesome af) "The damage is inconsistent"? How? There are literally basic Specific and limited factors... And the rest is complaining about basic rpg/arpg elements? He's complaining it isn't Zelda 1 Why?

[@meowt8464]

To be fair horse riding controls take some getting used to

[@7Write4This9Heart7]

"Zelda was so good when it was just a sword and shield!" *plays Zelda 2, hates it* ...I...I don't know what to tell this guy. He went back to the BEGINNING, when basically ALL HE HAD *WAS* the sword and shield! And that's it! And he STILL hated it! X'D There is no hope for that person.

[@nicolasaldunate7894]

Lemme get uhhhhhhhh..... ＢＵＲＰＬＥＳＳ　ＺＥＬＤＡ

[@playerparker0]

Ad was brilliant haha 2:53 ‘Is good, much bounce!’ 😂😂😂

[@TheMike0088]

the other scam by sony? *flashbacks to the PS Vita*

[@elainetremblay1560]

7:08😂 Wood:It’s not that funny Everyone watching:*laughing their heads off

[@lospolloshermanosenthusias9333]

Love you Edit: Wow thank you SO MUCH for liking, Wood! Love you

[@joetheclown1]

Hate you

[@lospolloshermanosenthusias9333]

@@joetheclown1 I really dont care. Have a nice day.

[@Darlington.]

@@joetheclown1 oof

[@joetheclown1]

@@lospolloshermanosenthusias9333 love you more

[@navidfarkhondehpay1142]

@@joetheclown1 you tried m8, you tried.

[@TheWaynestark]

Goth Kim and Godzilla in the background got me 🤣

[@DrJimJim]

Good stuff.

[@stevenoverturf3852]

This is really one of the better couple videos you have done. Just plan fun.

[@samuelblanch8705]

Come back to australia please ._.

[@dangmedcalf]

Great video Bob, I love reading the reviews of Amazon products with my wife for a good laugh. Amazing sponsor video!

[@thetwistedtoast5175]

HELLO FRIENDS. I HOPE EVERYONE HERE HAS A NICE DAY!!! 😋

[@issie2232]

I bursted out laughing when you said “NO power adapter”. xD