reading the EDGY WATTPAD POEMS I wrote in high school because I don’t fear cringe

[@Faline_San]

Faline Sanspeare 🪶

[@ronjariedl9362]

100%

[@yamokoz3041]

Yes

[@uzzalhossain171]

Yep

[@Mazzimo5211]

Yes 100%

[@helloworld6209]

Yes

[@StaybySKZ_Luvs]

Faline writing vent poems as a grocery list is my new favourite thing 💀

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

Grocery list vent posts should be a new genre of vent posts

[@BambiXoxo7]

@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 yea

[@gyuhasbetterhairthenyou]

@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 yes

[@StaybySKZ_Luvs]

@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 they evolved

[@kaailii_]

@@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754 yess

[@char-grilledchicken5262]

YOUNG FALINE WAS TRYING TO MAKE THEIR VIEWERS THINK HE DIED IN THAT LAST POEM 😭😭

[@plamsy]

Faline invented literature at 12 and poetry at 13. And i love this

[@siddarthgobinathanmoe9368]

I think it’s because in Malaysia u stat learning literature and poem sh1t when your 13, so u gotta get used to that so u don’t fall back in class

[@micheIIea]

​@@siddarthgobinathanmoe9368 i already learned about poems and literature at 9 in my school 😭😭

[@ArielleIce]

​@@micheIIeaum i learnt at 3rd grade-

[@micheIIea]

@@ArielleIce oh, thats sad man 💀

[@Paper-Prince]

I THOUGHT THAT SAID POVERTY 💀

[@obviousleaf]

i swear we all went through the most soul crushing times from ages 11-13 but our child brains couldn't comprehend the horrors so we just kinda dealt with it

[@Hi-ll5dg]

so true i think i just kind of went along with it and didnt realize that i should have been dying

[@music_lover3641]

For you Faline: Am I Balding? Because when I lift my bangs I see My hairline is receding Where thick, dark, tangled hair Used to be Is nothingness A bald spot Am I balding? Because each day I feel my head is slowly stripping itself Like a wh0re In a strip club I feel violated When people see my hairline Is it true? Am I balding?

[@taiganb3463]

Holy sh Underrated af

[@mintminttsontson]

second best poet after faline sanspears

[@nikitahichoii482]

Probably, you should consult an specialist

[@tribaounidadedonstania]

Sadly, perhaps.. 😢❤

[@StairsDontLikeMari]

Omg this is amazing XD

[@lynnchua4294]

Faline is back as a wattpad poet

[@spongesss]

how come you have 1.8k likes but no replies in a span of 5 months..

[@qiuandyun8244]

@@spongesssFOR REALLLL

[@just_leave_me_alone]

omfg I was the 2000th like

[@Personnnnnn611]

“Numbing pains will soon pass A bright new day will come fast But when that day finally ends The cycle repeats itself again” That kinda hit hard bro

[@eraxerao]

She isn’t just a edgy poet, she is a grocery shopper going through Santa list🙆🏻‍♀️💅🏻

[@BambiXoxo7]

LMAO

[@preti1992]

Btw he uses she/he but he prefers he now

[@eraxerao]

@@preti1992 sorry about that

[@preti1992]

@@eraxerao its fine lol u didnt no

[@eraxerao]

@@preti1992 thank you 🙏

[@Evalution307]

That first poems backstory sounds a lot like Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria (RSD) which is common in us ADHDers!! It’s crazy stuff, I’ve experienced it many times and every time it hits like a bus and then when I’m over it I’m like damn that was so over dramatic

[@bushral.tasneem5464]

I was wondering why I saw myself in that, even though everything is fine rn lol

[@thibault_wyn]

same! #yourenotalone❤

[@TwoChuukasa]

I never knew Faline invented poetry 😮😮😮😮

[@littlebitofeverything7874]

Shakespeare learned from the best

[@watermelonsugar8261]

@@littlebitofeverything7874 fr

[@hj.podcastttt]

@@littlebitofeverything7874 fr like shes the most amazing person

[@juja9579]

​@@littlebitofeverything7874sad

[@kahlan5187]

9:14 The NPC movements on fleek 👹👌🏽✨

[@reikolikescats]

Everytime fal says "for legal reasons I don't know where you are" I feel like he knows where I am

[@Faline_San]

Shhhhh

[@reikolikescats]

@@Faline_San is that a threat 😧

[@silliestman]

@@Faline_San 🤨

[@calamityheh]

@@Faline_San 🤨🤨🤨

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

He's secretly watching us and tracking our every move.

[@KajuKajuKatli]

The Cold poem made me think of "Hello, I am under the water, please help me" and honestly, that was beautiful Vent poems and fics are GREAT because you can grow older and look back at yourself and see the terrible way you coped. Like, props for you for surviving those hardships, 13yo me!! but maybe don't be too cringe about your traumas lol :( Also beautiful work Faline, you are truly one of the greats

[@eurydicex.x]

From painting to poetry, to baking, and to other incredible art forms, Faline just keeps proving that they are better than any other person sent down to this planet.

[@jihad1251]

His description further backs this up

[@adorzai]

what can’t this man do

[@1_Yun7]

@@adorzaihe can’t spell trash

[@larinesafwan6195]

@@1_Yun7bahahhahahahahha frrrrrrr

[@Cokroche]

4:08 “Here’s the shopping list!” The shopping list: -numbing pain -insomnia -bright new day -regret

[@Galvanizedsquaresteel13]

Walmarts out of bright new day, what’s a good replacement

[@Lunar_rain..]

@@Galvanizedsquaresteel13maybe dark old year? That could work

[@golfballveryepicfr]

Oh, don’t forget the onions!

[@ellie_melodies_hsdofficial]

“I wasn’t just a poet, no no no, I was an edgy poet.” -Faline San, 2023

[@rindomness]

All poets are edgy tho

[@elbajeroT2]

the edgiest poet

[@ellie_melodies_hsdofficial]

@@rindomness Lol you’re right

[@vernowietsch]

Extremely infuriated that she didnt go for "I feel like I'm about to DROWN", which would've fit perfectly within the context of being underwater AND it rhymes with the previous line "calm DOWN". My brain fully expected it because it was the obvious choice and set up perfectly, and then she said "DIE".

[@immortous971]

We know Faline's not pregnant but he never fails to ✨✨deliver✨✨.

[@Waeng_]

STOP WHAT ☠️☠️☠️

[@n.n5575]

WHAT😭

[@Pineconeong]

That is the most unique compliment I have ever read, what the hell

[@vstro_i]

@@Pineconeong FR

[@qquwrof_.37564]

STOP I SAW THE EXACT SAME COMMENT ON KOOLEEN'S VIDEO-

[@iguessimhere2632]

I literally relate to this so much in the sense that I was EXACTLY this edgy and cringe

[@koiifsh]

faline in a suit acting out all his old poems is giving me life

[@ritapizza821]

same

[@Tuggy_Bee]

Why is this so funny 😂 “ i feel like im white huh no what huh” 2:20

[@That.mellowfellow]

Wattpad poems never cease to make me laugh

[@shahadathossain8731]

This reminds me of the time I wrote ✨Gay✨and ✨Depressing ✨ stories in those diary apps cause I was too shy to even write it in wattpad.

[@TheOFFICALArTemis]

Don’t be shy Share the ✨ tEa ✨

[@Mikari_Monik]

Your wattpad poems are more interesting and dramatic than my entire life

[@konekosayno1166]

Honestly, when Faline San acts out his poems, it looks likes he's having a seizure especially 11:32.

[@tonytheweeb1963]

whenever faline uploads these wattpad stories, we can all suffer together. remembering our own cringe days on there too 😭😭

[@intothekpopmultiverse]

oh ew childhood was so weird

[@yaradoom7605]

i mean cringe doesn't just mean edgy i remember trying to act like shinobu in my head because i thought that would lead to a better personality somehow 😃😃😃

[@IneedahugNOW_]

LEMME JUST. "Your elegance and grace life is like a deck of cards, and you're the ace!"

[@pasta-yori]

the “Faline San Wattpad Era” sequel we needed, but probably didn’t deserve Thanks Faline for giving us some of the edginess we were fed since we became teens 🍝

[@inzane101room]

The sped up cutscenes of Faline acting out the stupid stuff he’s reacting to will never fail to send me

[@sophiaisabelle027]

Faline never fails to entertain us on days like this. She's beyond talented even when it comes to writing.

[@lemon2524]

Finally the pink amongus character pfp has been changed.

[@mabletheabzolutezkrunkly]

Hes*

[@berrysnowyboy5251]

Er... I think he goes by he/they (I made a similar mistake) from what some of the comments have shared

[@danielbryan7273]

From one ADHD guy to another, you’re not the only one who tends to make bad memories seem worse than what actually happened. I only discovered that recently after a psychic evaluation.

[@claragemheart581]

Thats ADHD? God damn it :’)

[@danielbryan7273]

@@claragemheart581 I don't think ADHD itself causes this, but it does play a factor in overthinking. However, it does not mean people who overthink have ADHD. It just means ADHD people have a different way of thinking compared to the ordinary individual. Sometimes for better or for worse, but it's that mind that allows us to strive and stand out.

[@E34Li]

Isn’t fal a girl.? (That goes by she/her pronouns maybe they use any idk)

[@eliasthegreatandpowerful]

@@E34Li he uses he/she/they prns but prefers he/him and probably being referred to more masculine-ly (guy, man etc)

[@chelsung]

Ah yes, the iconic faline is back with her iNTeresTIng wattpad poems. We shall worship her as our master of poems.

[@Pawnnnnn]

He is truly the deepest poet

[@shriyamandalapu2552]

was that a two set reference???

[@Otohina_]

is that... a twoset reference!?

[@shriyamandalapu2552]

@@Otohina_ asking the real questions out here 😔✋

[@maeden-st7pv]

third person asking whether this is an intentional TwoSet reference…🤔

[@aurxliaa502]

No one's talking about Faline's amazing acting skills? They're so good and made the poems 10x better.

[@underthesha]

Faline is the definite version of why english is my favourite subject. It teaches me to express my unfunny dad jokes and humor through literature 😔

[@welovehanjisung]

Fal is so relatable,I love him. I am actually in that case with my "friends" who they keep me in the group just to make fun of me and fal is actually giving me courage to move on,keep making amazing videos we love you

[@bushral.tasneem5464]

Hope things get better

[@agentorder4604]

Faline acting her poems all dripped out in black and white has me rolling on the floor dying /p

[@iloveyoualwaysgirlypop]

“extra virgin olive oil” 10:37 FALINE ISTG IF THAT WAS IN PURPOSE

[@elluminaria]

Faline was a poet at 13 and invents words now. Amazing accomplishments. also the way he acts the poems out in the background is amazing 😆

[@Randomf__]

1:00 for the ones who are searching, this anime is callled zombieland saga

[@kangel.x]

Thank you for feeding me content today sir, my siblings are making me go feral and i thought i’d lost my sanity if it wasn’t for your videos 🥰

[@mona_drawzz]

Faline came back as a edgy wattpad poet and left no crumbs😭

[@krystalbrizuela2123]

something tells me that giggling while yelling “BARS🗣️💯” is not what 13 year old faline had imagined when writing these

[@electroneurons]

Faline is truly the matchless poet

[@SubaruDiaries]

I am sorry but I found this so relatable at 8:21 ...It happens with me all day. That's why I try to avoid going outside of my house so that I don't overthink on the minor things that affects me so badly which is so normal for others but I waste all my day thinking about it 😢 And I AM SIXTEEN!!!!!! I don't know when I'll grow up... I hope soon I become more like a chill person 😌

[@bubbleswashere.]

Faline should write a wattpad story with our ideas ngl I’d love a shrek x Cinderella story

[@dari2409]

That little squirm faline did when they cringed at their old artwork was so relatable i thought I was the only one who did that 😭

[@FelixBites]

“AM I BALDING…?” “I need to make a poem about this 😔🤚”

[@emiliajimenez6288]

I love how Faline embraces cringe! So inspirational.

[@dressiestsphinxsebastian125]

We have a sequel! I’ve watched the first one religiously because anytime at work when I felt bad, I just needed to listen to the line “The bushes have evolved” and “So I dumped her and went on to graduate university at an early age with a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology. I was 16 at the time, now I’m 17” and I’d lose it 😂😂

[@felix.mp3639]

The acting just brings the whole sadness of the poem together 😪😪. Faline never fails to bring out the talent

[@isawgregoryinthesky6938]

4:44 at least you got invited to the school group chat 😭

[@chrylemonblossoms9000]

4:55 I literally can not speak on gc they scare the hell out of me. It’s a group conversation but what you say just stays there as if what you said kept awkwardly echoing in akward silence. 😂 why was that so poetic

[@watchingandvibing]

As someone who somehow wound up taking literature randomly i am utterly amazed at this display NGL and not in a bad way it's just hilarious i love this especially the acting 😭😭😭😂😂😂 i feel like i could do poem analysis on these for fun

[@suzanneclover13]

faline being an emo poet is what is going to get me through 2023

[@geoguessrplayer1]

We love Faline sharing her grocery list poems

[@hello-lx7ll]

“Fallen” Faline is like a new line of happiness and not lies Faline brings me joy and gives advice I used to feel destroyed but now I’m fine

[@raah1_]

Falines acting in this video is immaculate

[@zokiis5122]

Faline rlly opening up my unprocessed trauma of my own cringy past where I was also a sensitive and dramatic self hater 😩

[@ToriiYu]

Not only is Faline's poetry amazing, her acting skills=10/10

[@Julia44098]

As a teenager i never felt so happy when watching a video or laughed (In a good way i think-) at a video as this one, your my new idol i guess

[@R3J3CT3D_BYG0D]

10:11 when I tell my soul left my body- my nickname is olive oil and whenever someone says it I instantly get confused asf 😭

[@theyluv..nat14]

I love how your subscribed to yourself ( 5:35 )

[@thebestlightner]

Faline's sanity gets worse and worse with every video he uploads 💀

[@lananhvungoc5886]

It is so crazy that I can relate to every poem that you wrote ( the main idea of each one). Some lines are extremely similar to my thoughts, so I don't think you are the only one who wrote those lines, but for me, I cherish those feelings because I feel them very strongly ( to be fair, I never thought it would cringe) 😅

[@Yourdailydoseofsarcasm]

Not only is Faline the second coming of Shakespeare when it comes to writing, he is also Leonardo Decaprio when it comes to acting those poems out... truly talented.

[@gumdrop_gaming2076]

I love how it feels like we are Faline’s Therapist, trying to piece together where she went wrong in life like a crime.

[@pujaswami3459]

Faline's humor is just PERFECT!

[@tasbae-9690]

STOP ITS 1 AM FALINE AND THE SUPRISE PUNCH SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME CAUSE IM WEARING HEADPHONES

[@nymphea5124]

I wrote a poem inspired by this video- Happiness is so easily lost, Anger so easily claimed. One moment I am lying in my bed, The other trying to dig a hole in the field. People enter your lives without consent; You must get rid of them all. For you didn’t insist on them being here. Live your life and take other’s is necessary. For your happiness is there to live for and revenge is too. Omg this is so bad I wrote this one a few months ago and I hope I can make up for what I wrote earlier 🌝 If we stopped making shadows, If we stopped giving a piece of us to others, Would we be more ourselves Or nothing at all?

[@karimsabrin1333]

This is really beautiful ❤

[@N3n3_Yashir0]

Okay yeah ur right- This is terrible 💀

[@Kazuki_0]

@@N3n3_Yashir0 it's not that bad, i think that Insomnia Numbing pain Bright new day Regret Is worse

[@Mayarmageddon]

12:02 o-o-open up pandora's box, 'bout to put the world in shock

[@amejicano123]

The "I didn't throw up my lunch" part kinda ate ngl 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[@-FAER1E_CVRE-]

Fr 👌

[@blue.w]

Faline we need part two of your Wattpad originals PLEASE

[@Andiswa_Sidwaba]

Yay more wattpad stories! :D

[@Bandages_catenthusiast]

I had a thing for poems when i had a project with my classmates and i was the leader we were supposed to make a poem for the ocean and i still rememeber it so here: As blue as the ocean Nothing else i see The waves of peace Strikinv in my feet Nothing else but calmness Is all that i feel As blue as my heart I can it see it still Tides in ky way Everything is gone When i look at you i just feel like a pawn Waves wandering the earth More to explore Riding in boats Swimming across rodes Nothing is more to see Than your tides of hope. They literally called me a poet but this was a banger to my class even my teacher limed it

[@STRQWBRII]

Faline is one of those KZbinrs who make me laugh out loud and roll on the floor because of how much I am laughing

[@oumamaima2095]

13:40 SHIT I LITERALLY JUMPED LIKE I WAS EXPECTING IT BUT GOSH

[@aggressivespidermonkey]

"if you can't see a future in happiness at least see a future... in being hot" wisest words to ever be spoken thank you faline 😌

[@dark_galaxyy]

5:35 Faline stepping infront of the subscriber count during that line is making me feel new emotions

[@ImFineR34lly]

why am I actually getting invested in these stories lmao ples dont end this amazing series 😂😂

[@Hachiandmisakin]

DUDE NGL I write poetry and am a teenager and now I’m anxious that my poetry isn’t like good

[@Aloeveraexe]

As someone who has literature as a main subject, I would prefer to analyse these masterpieces over all the "classic stuff" we have to read. 😢/j nothing compares to that- it truly deserves an award.😔✨

[@whenwillyouwearwigs]

dude if I had read those depressing poems of yours and the last one was called too late I’d literally think you killed yourself I mean TOO LATE?!?! that’s what a person with no hope left sounds like

[@onlythesun72]

Same?!?!?

[@locketsammy]

i will not lie, the sentences made me cringe so bad but i was also dying laughing because of faline's acting in the background as she recited the poems

[@sstraberri]

I miss your old videos ngl, glad to see how far you’ve gotten though

[@Toast_edd]

5:29 The ‚foreshadowing‘ insane 😧

[@stanstrykids]

"if you cant see a future in happiness, at least see a future in being hot" felt

[@nakisprings_]

2:49 It’s giving Cavetown 😭 (ifykyk)

[@hangingwithmari]

*" Are you tired of me yet? "*

[@Cosmic_407]

Faline san trying not to drop an absolute banger of a video challenge (impossible)

[@St4rr-c0rt]

It’s been 8 days, and the king has presented us with a brand new 14 minute masterpiece

[@weloveagoodroll9599]

Popularity is hell For someone like me But for you my dear, It comes for free. I DIED, SO FURKING ELEGANT, AMAZING, STUNING, EVERYTHING LOL

[@MiyuTheComicKid]

faline is the only person that motivates me to install wattpad and make random stories.

[@emilygrace1728]

4:13 grocery list? you mean daily to-do list

[@yummi-anything]

I’m sorry but why is nobody talking about faline’s acting skills 😂

[@memoritune]

“What was I going through on January 27th?” *me birthday*

[@alex_910]

1:58 the TGCF Hulian cover 😭✋

[@Nov-Alle]

Gotta love Faline for entertaining us with everything and even wattpad vent poems

[@Aeth3r_x]

"Am I balding?" "omg am I balding?" "i need to make a poem about this."

[@seeyle_sounn]

"If you can't see a future in happiness.. than atleast see a future in being hot" -faline San

[@reisupasilly]

“For legal reasons, *I don’t know where you live* 🥰” For some reason that is so funny and random that I malfunctioned and began rolling on the ground laughing hysterically.