local genius fails to make a simple smoothie for 17 minutes straight

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Faline San

Faline San

Күн бұрын

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@Faline_San
@Faline_San 3 жыл бұрын
Call me Gordon because I am Ramsay What’s y’all’s fav smoothie flavour Edit: I just realised this was supposed to take 2 minutes. I spent an hour and 12 minutes on this
@keosaurus
@keosaurus 3 жыл бұрын
Yuh
@naressh3069
@naressh3069 3 жыл бұрын
BAHHAHAHAHAHA
@synrdk
@synrdk 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@tvesha2223
@tvesha2223 3 жыл бұрын
YES MOTHER GORDEN i also hate every smoothie bc milk is... bleh.
@mydawn1442
@mydawn1442 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@watchmerollingwatchmego
@watchmerollingwatchmego 3 жыл бұрын
Faline: You could EASILY replace this banana with a toddler. Me: Stares at my brother
@4_honey
@4_honey 3 жыл бұрын
Not a bad ideo tho
@redwave4738
@redwave4738 3 жыл бұрын
2322 kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoS5YXt6pstgaKs
@earfquake3989
@earfquake3989 3 жыл бұрын
@@redwave4738 This is actually not bad. Thought it was going to be another SoundCloud rapper or Rick Roll.
@wonderland.5
@wonderland.5 3 жыл бұрын
@@redwave4738 Bro I thought this was a rick roll in the comments 💀 this sounds amazing
@earthbender1220
@earthbender1220 3 жыл бұрын
@@redwave4738 I literally never click random links but ngl I’m kinda glad I clicked this one
@i_cloudyink_i
@i_cloudyink_i 3 жыл бұрын
Faline: *grinding dark chocolate* “People are trying to study here!” Failne: so anyways, I started to make this louder.
@nurin.
@nurin. 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like someone is not gonna pass-
@skiiscott3812
@skiiscott3812 3 жыл бұрын
@Atlantix_Carity🍀 1.8 and 3 comments including me now
@cherrych3uu
@cherrych3uu 3 жыл бұрын
2k likes and 4 comments LoL
@JustSamYT
@JustSamYT 3 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, lets all play a game
@JustSamYT
@JustSamYT 3 жыл бұрын
A game called "locate the funny" i think i lost on this comment tho.
@cyanea.
@cyanea. 3 жыл бұрын
Faline is the only person capable of burning herself trying to thaw bananas.
@flyable_4316
@flyable_4316 3 жыл бұрын
My breed is faline San
@thenonfurry
@thenonfurry 3 жыл бұрын
i m p o s s i b l e
@deaddinosaurjuice5507
@deaddinosaurjuice5507 3 жыл бұрын
@@flyable_4316 so asian
@aanya2493
@aanya2493 3 жыл бұрын
@@deaddinosaurjuice5507 really thought you did something didn’t you?
@sunnydays07
@sunnydays07 2 жыл бұрын
@@aanya2493 their brain is as dead as their dinosaur juice
@franklei4374
@franklei4374 8 ай бұрын
Faline: i dont have cocoa powder Also Faline in the same minute: open cabinet and there is milo cocoa powder
@r0s4_4nd_h3rs3lf
@r0s4_4nd_h3rs3lf 2 ай бұрын
Frfr
@fallentrash1673
@fallentrash1673 3 жыл бұрын
She's an artist, she's a gamer, she's a barber, she's a painter, and now she's a chef. If on the next day she would lead an army of tanks I wouldn't even be surprised with the talents Faline can do.
@SN-vn6wb
@SN-vn6wb 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. She truly is one-of-a-kind.
@juanitaparpandacute3511
@juanitaparpandacute3511 3 жыл бұрын
Faline coming for Barbie's job
@GoVocaloider
@GoVocaloider 3 жыл бұрын
@@juanitaparpandacute3511 Damn, you beat me to it. 😂 What would we call her? Barline? Farbie? NONE OF THESE ARE WORKING WE NEED A PROPER NAME!
@juanitaparpandacute3511
@juanitaparpandacute3511 3 жыл бұрын
@@GoVocaloider hahahaha farbie........kinda reminds of furbie idk why
@focaluv
@focaluv 3 жыл бұрын
She's also a cleaner
@goodolryuko9673
@goodolryuko9673 3 жыл бұрын
“You could easily use a toddler to replace this!” Everyone with a sibling: *I consider this a win*
@Pamiiyama
@Pamiiyama 3 жыл бұрын
LETS GO NO MORE ANNOYING PERSON YAY!!!
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 3 жыл бұрын
FUCK YEAHHH
@biggieb.4843
@biggieb.4843 3 жыл бұрын
Bro, I got 6 siblings. Any of yall need a smoothie?
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 3 жыл бұрын
@@biggieb.4843 ooooh I’d love one 🥺🔪
@kissmysoup
@kissmysoup 3 жыл бұрын
👀
@snzzzu
@snzzzu 3 жыл бұрын
Her brother honestly cares for her, it's heartwarming.
@Antorion
@Antorion 3 жыл бұрын
@Maham its brotherly love, my brother doesnt give a shit about me unless he needs something
@ghost_shivers5276
@ghost_shivers5276 3 жыл бұрын
yea my brother's kinda like that
@satoku8449
@satoku8449 3 жыл бұрын
@@Antorion 🤣
@crystal-ms6le
@crystal-ms6le 3 жыл бұрын
Yea my brother annoys me so much but he really cares about me a lot c:
@user-zf8en7rc1c
@user-zf8en7rc1c 3 жыл бұрын
My brother slaps me whenever I go near him tho I don't even do anything >:'(
@TheMonkeyGrape
@TheMonkeyGrape 2 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone make something so simple look so difficult. Good job.
@alyasvielpalmer4705
@alyasvielpalmer4705 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@nightmaresturningoftendejavue
@nightmaresturningoftendejavue Жыл бұрын
I did, every workday… teacher, this Era is done like in 10 yr, when this kids overcome by percentage workfor…, ummm, on second trought, it would be not called that anymore 😅. Maybe barely survive smoothie proces force?
@thefoodieknight-roblox9449
@thefoodieknight-roblox9449 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that her mother knows how to fix her strange problems all the time should be an award.
@dvcky5
@dvcky5 3 жыл бұрын
thats what mothers are for ✊😔
@astralseaslug546
@astralseaslug546 3 жыл бұрын
And her brother!
@miracler
@miracler 3 жыл бұрын
That's what Malaysian mothers are like, they know the answers to all problems in the universe but would want their kids to try first
@abcdtemp
@abcdtemp 3 жыл бұрын
i wish i have a mother like that lol
@catinspace6401
@catinspace6401 3 жыл бұрын
@Ramen Lover Its Chinese
@toastbot9496
@toastbot9496 3 жыл бұрын
"You could easily use a toddler to replace this!" Well, there are blenders big enough for that although ethics are kinda in the way smh.
@friedfishh
@friedfishh 3 жыл бұрын
Just kinda, yk XD
@anartgirl
@anartgirl 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ranbo0
@ranbo0 3 жыл бұрын
smh my head
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck ethics. If the blender wants to eat toddlers, it shall eat toddlers 😤
@notaccessible3741
@notaccessible3741 3 жыл бұрын
Ethics aren’t real
@jyjori
@jyjori 3 жыл бұрын
“You can EASILY replace this banana with a toddler” Yeah, but toddlers aren’t as ripe as bananas
@sanjivdas2066
@sanjivdas2066 3 жыл бұрын
That's why humans invented cooking
@childharvester8131
@childharvester8131 3 жыл бұрын
@@sanjivdas2066 SHUHDIISOHED
@notkwis6750
@notkwis6750 3 жыл бұрын
@@sanjivdas2066 PFFT BEST RESPONSE LMFAOLMFAIDGAJVA
@meghnanatarajan9823
@meghnanatarajan9823 3 жыл бұрын
@@sanjivdas2066 That is called cannibalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon many societies..
@comrade_lenin4820
@comrade_lenin4820 3 жыл бұрын
@@meghnanatarajan9823 And that's called a fucking a joke. r/whoosh
@reckon-it1375
@reckon-it1375 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love Faline saying the recipe only had 4 ingredients and then revealing she only had 1 of the 4 😭
@aliyaanwar1685
@aliyaanwar1685 3 жыл бұрын
"there are four of these socket things" "..." "but only one of them works" honestly, this is the most asian household thing ever.
@kadalmerayapkiero602
@kadalmerayapkiero602 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I think about it
@nallyaaaaaa
@nallyaaaaaa 3 жыл бұрын
huh, when you put it that way, you aren't wrong actually-
@anahongow5801
@anahongow5801 3 жыл бұрын
and, for some reason, Latino household too. Tons of those socket strips, one one *socket* works, good luck finding which one.
@s4mIsh3r3
@s4mIsh3r3 3 жыл бұрын
Same, but with chargers and headphones here
@JustSamYT
@JustSamYT 3 жыл бұрын
lol yeah
@ZyloYcuk
@ZyloYcuk 3 жыл бұрын
"Faline Cooking Show" "Fal Cooking Show" "Fooking Sho-" "No." THAT GOT ME DEAD LMAO
@lololololol1342
@lololololol1342 3 жыл бұрын
Yay I'm 69th like
@tenn_k
@tenn_k 3 жыл бұрын
SAMEE HAHAHAHHAA
@angelic_zane
@angelic_zane 3 жыл бұрын
FoOkInG ShOw
@ZyloYcuk
@ZyloYcuk 3 жыл бұрын
@cemeterish AYO?
@ZyloYcuk
@ZyloYcuk 3 жыл бұрын
@cemeterish 😭✋
@lilasayers9298
@lilasayers9298 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't have cocoa powder" **Opens cabinet with milo**
@Carloslife4ever
@Carloslife4ever 3 жыл бұрын
Whats Milo ;-;
@lilasayers9298
@lilasayers9298 3 жыл бұрын
@@Carloslife4ever it’s like powder you put in milk to make stuff like hot chocolate
@amirulamani1487
@amirulamani1487 3 жыл бұрын
@@Carloslife4ever Coco powder
@ghost35789
@ghost35789 2 жыл бұрын
@@lilasayers9298 people use milk to make milo?
@sillyjazgirl
@sillyjazgirl 2 жыл бұрын
@@ghost35789 yEs!
@ChickenGarbage
@ChickenGarbage 9 ай бұрын
I NEED TO VENT: I have no clue who this woman is. My little brother sent me this video just being like: this is extremely like you. Like this is you in a video. And it started off as just funny like lol yes I do change recipes and these are mistakes I would make. And then I realized it's a woman happily cooking in her kitchen while loudly making jokes with a brother nearby she constantly bothers and gets help from and a mom she once or twice goes to when she's rlly stuck and the realization I had that thats how my brother sees me is amazing. Like it is very much like me and my brother and I love that he saw this and thought of me? Just felt like sharing ig. Love my brother and loved this video seeing other people with this dynamic!❤
@potatofromhell5563
@potatofromhell5563 3 жыл бұрын
"so we have to swap some of the ingredients cause we don't have the ingredients" is the most relatable thing I heard today
@yakh5555
@yakh5555 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@potatofromhell5563
@potatofromhell5563 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't want to edit cause its cringe so anways YAAAAAAAAAAY I GOT HEARTED BY THE QUEEN HERSELF eheheheheheehee (weird evil laugh for no reason)
@thepeoplesbaker
@thepeoplesbaker 3 жыл бұрын
“Going to bound this chocolate into powder bc I don’t have cocoa powder” *while reaching for the maple syrup in the cabinet, completely ignores the perfectly good Milo which is basically cocoa powder and sugar*
@muhdnoor09
@muhdnoor09 3 жыл бұрын
Yup. Poor Milo.
@kysafe
@kysafe 3 жыл бұрын
but milo has malt in it
@cylnder
@cylnder 3 жыл бұрын
@@kysafe who cares it's extra flavor
@iwillpegyou247
@iwillpegyou247 3 жыл бұрын
Milo is basically asian cocoa powder
@capricesunn
@capricesunn 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr that's what I thought 💀
@Alicest.
@Alicest. 3 жыл бұрын
Don't take this the wrong way: I love how you struggle with absolutely everything lol it's honestly charming and unfortunately relatable
@sarhahillsburg5142
@sarhahillsburg5142 3 жыл бұрын
Watching them BOTH struggle with blender 😅
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead 3 жыл бұрын
excuse me how is it unfortunate to relate to this kween
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead 3 жыл бұрын
@Spiky Ramen it was a joke wtf
@animejuggernaut2553
@animejuggernaut2553 3 жыл бұрын
WAY too relatable XD My sis too got the genius idea to make souffle one midnight, and we've both never set foot in the kitchen.......... What we did in the kitchen the following day was literally the same as in the video XDD Except the dish also came out bad for us :p
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead
@peepeepoopoodoodoohead 3 жыл бұрын
@Spiky Ramen ok I thought it would be pretty easy to understand but anyways
@huntiehunterslime
@huntiehunterslime 9 ай бұрын
When this video appeared on my recommended, I got up to make a smoothie. It took less than two minutes. I am now watching someone suffer for what was probably over an hour to accomplish a basic task. 10/10 content
@woo0wz4
@woo0wz4 3 жыл бұрын
Faline: this is a murder weapon Also Faline: brings out an actual murder weapon to peel murder weapon
@firstname811
@firstname811 3 жыл бұрын
I used the stones to destroy the stones
@woo0wz4
@woo0wz4 3 жыл бұрын
@@firstname811 Yes
@woo0wz4
@woo0wz4 3 жыл бұрын
@ray agreed lol
@friedfishh
@friedfishh 3 жыл бұрын
“cocoa powder has a larger surface area therefore you can blend more evenly” see, mum, KZbin can be educational. Science + Faline = me + 1 brain cell :D
@jigeesha3668
@jigeesha3668 3 жыл бұрын
*“Welcome to THE FALINE COOKING SHOW”* Brings all the tools possible for the protection of a human being from every serious thing possible that could happen in Faline's kitchen
@normanteio
@normanteio 3 жыл бұрын
Hell's kitchen
@lollipop3475
@lollipop3475 2 жыл бұрын
Just a tip: when making smoothies with toddlers, make sure to use the inside of their leg, not including the skin and bone. Also, I find it easier to blend after the muscle is removed, frozen, and chopped into about 1x1inch little cubes. (Make sure to use the flesh behind their shin, I’m not sure what it’s called.) Of course bananas also works, just tastes a bit better.
@xXgrassXx
@xXgrassXx Жыл бұрын
This is far too specific to not be from experience
@midnightanon
@midnightanon Жыл бұрын
i am traumatised
@STARZZXXIZIT
@STARZZXXIZIT Жыл бұрын
@@midnightanon same bro.. same
@anunitasharath3781
@anunitasharath3781 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the information that i will definitely not be using
@ujeshasivaramakrishnan2464
@ujeshasivaramakrishnan2464 Жыл бұрын
I think that the flesh was called dermal layers of skin, i would have loved the taste of the smoothie unfortunately toddlers are not exported very fresh so i settle for bananas
@multistanbtch9157
@multistanbtch9157 3 жыл бұрын
Google: “humans share 60% of dna with bananas” Me: isn’t eating bananas technically cannibalism, isn’t that illegal?
@HopeIsADrug11037
@HopeIsADrug11037 3 жыл бұрын
cannibalism isn't illegal, it's the murder part that's illegal :)
@multistanbtch9157
@multistanbtch9157 3 жыл бұрын
@keep rollin شكرًا على السورة، سورة النجمه 💜 هل انت مسلم ؟
@Rose-tg6vq
@Rose-tg6vq 3 жыл бұрын
@@HopeIsADrug11037 canabalism is also illigal in many countries
@kamaldas2376
@kamaldas2376 3 жыл бұрын
So now understand the trend of eating banana in a✨ different ✨way ✨
@Dumbierd
@Dumbierd 3 жыл бұрын
cannibalism is not illegal that's the first issue
@evannguyen4085
@evannguyen4085 3 жыл бұрын
She’s so smart yet lacks so much common sense, i can relate too much
@friedfishh
@friedfishh 3 жыл бұрын
ahaha same, like I'm starting to think the two things are mutually exclusive XD
@iabandonedthisaccountbtw
@iabandonedthisaccountbtw 3 жыл бұрын
Sameee
@gin4391
@gin4391 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@seaof_stars
@seaof_stars 2 жыл бұрын
same-
@sillyjazgirl
@sillyjazgirl 2 жыл бұрын
*This is astounding...*
@random6579
@random6579 3 жыл бұрын
"Faline cooking show" "Fal cooking show" "Fooking show" *"no"* ~Faline san 2021
@vanessadmitrivosco5631
@vanessadmitrivosco5631 3 жыл бұрын
Your pfp is everything. PERIODT
@random6579
@random6579 3 жыл бұрын
@@vanessadmitrivosco5631 AYYEEE THANKS
@Nicolas-sd4yk
@Nicolas-sd4yk 3 жыл бұрын
XD Also I l0v3 your pfp :D
@mic7359
@mic7359 3 жыл бұрын
LKMOA Also pfp Yes yes good they men
@squidaker
@squidaker 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@raelenegan8483
@raelenegan8483 2 жыл бұрын
The way she jumped over that wire while saying “HeEllOo
@raelenegan8483
@raelenegan8483 2 жыл бұрын
0:14
@_sabumochi
@_sabumochi 3 жыл бұрын
_"Now to get rid of the dead bodies."_ :] -- "Coca powder has a larger total surface area. Therefore, it can blend more evenly." (Big brain moment) *"So I just have to blend more."* "What- no? _You need more coca powder!!"_ *_"I CAN'T HEAR YOU."_* --- **unreasonable struggle**
@hanaanne3237
@hanaanne3237 3 жыл бұрын
Somehow his voice is capturing😂he should consider being a teacher🤣
@mimanshatiwari3783
@mimanshatiwari3783 3 жыл бұрын
Faline: "We can easily use a toddler to replace this." Ethan: "A frozen toddler." Me : 👁👄👁 💀🔪
@yourannoyinglittlebrother8595
@yourannoyinglittlebrother8595 3 жыл бұрын
Let's beat children 😠☠️
@hobistinyheartbag
@hobistinyheartbag 3 жыл бұрын
a FROZEN toddler
@sugarqbs
@sugarqbs 3 жыл бұрын
don’t forget to peel the skin first :3
@elusive_reverie
@elusive_reverie 3 жыл бұрын
@@yourannoyinglittlebrother8595 WHAT AHHWJWNSSJSB
@gabbie7464
@gabbie7464 3 жыл бұрын
@@sugarqbs WH
@JamieKoya
@JamieKoya 3 жыл бұрын
Ethan: *explains that the chocolate isn`t enough* Faline: "I HAVE TO BLEND MORE" *resumes blending*
@tigersandflowers
@tigersandflowers 11 ай бұрын
i love how he says bananas, i would listen to a 5 hour video of them just saying bananas over and over and over
@BonnieTheGoofyGoober
@BonnieTheGoofyGoober 8 ай бұрын
*La gasp* Someone who actually knows and respects Falines preffered pronouns? i must be dreaming 😨
@moonycat
@moonycat 3 жыл бұрын
Faline: "You could easily use a toddler to replace this!" Me: *looks at my brother, chuckling*
@abhiswarakumbhare5468
@abhiswarakumbhare5468 3 жыл бұрын
Me who is the youngest: I hope my bro doesn't watch this video
@elation.e
@elation.e 3 жыл бұрын
@@abhiswarakumbhare5468 you’re a toddler?!
@abhiswarakumbhare5468
@abhiswarakumbhare5468 3 жыл бұрын
@@elation.e no. But I am the youngest......... but not a toddler. No
@ruienjoyer
@ruienjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
@@abhiswarakumbhare5468 Would you like to join the mix of my 2 other siblings
@abhiswarakumbhare5468
@abhiswarakumbhare5468 3 жыл бұрын
@@ruienjoyer are they younger than you?
@anartgirl
@anartgirl 3 жыл бұрын
*“ Fooking show. “* *“ No. “* and my children , that was the moment of realisation.
@Rajvisoni745
@Rajvisoni745 3 жыл бұрын
E
@Rajvisoni745
@Rajvisoni745 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@sara1eeee
@sara1eeee 3 жыл бұрын
When realization hits XD
@dynosaurrrr
@dynosaurrrr 3 жыл бұрын
@keep rollin youre not welcome
@Rajvisoni745
@Rajvisoni745 3 жыл бұрын
@@sara1eeee YOUR NAME✨✨
@peapots2619
@peapots2619 3 жыл бұрын
“Can’t be that hard making a 2 minute smoothie right?” Faline san: wanna bet
@cloudy4379
@cloudy4379 2 жыл бұрын
i love that Faline’s reasoning for choosing the dark chocolate isn’t because it has a more concentrated (i think that’s the right word) amount of cocoa powder and less milk than milk chocolate but because she heard cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter and dark chocolate is bitter
@Invisiblecockroach
@Invisiblecockroach 3 жыл бұрын
Faline : has one brain cell Faline's brother: also has one brain cell, what do they make together? TWO BRAIN CELLS
@lagan318
@lagan318 3 жыл бұрын
where faline's mom has infinite braincells
@bi_mothy4220
@bi_mothy4220 3 жыл бұрын
@@lagan318 falines mom stole not only her childrens braincells, but the braincells of our entire generation. /lh
@aquaticfishiepompom
@aquaticfishiepompom 3 жыл бұрын
@@bi_mothy4220 not true She didn't steal it We just weren't born with many braincells She is a professional mother, which means she is the best and is very smart and also has infinite braincells
@baseballcap-
@baseballcap- 2 жыл бұрын
OMG U JUST SOLVED THE BIGGEST QUESTION THAT'S BEEN ROAMING FOR YEARS UR A GENIUS
@haneenboumenjel
@haneenboumenjel 3 жыл бұрын
Why does faline make everything in her life so entertaining? It's the best thing ever.
@acetigeronic8793
@acetigeronic8793 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@RyorrrTheGreat
@RyorrrTheGreat 3 жыл бұрын
10:06 the rest of the world figuring out america's arbitrary measurement system
@seulmiseforever9603
@seulmiseforever9603 3 жыл бұрын
Let admit it: We all have this period of times during our teenage year and its RELATABLE
@chosofart
@chosofart 3 жыл бұрын
@its fine shut up
@chosofart
@chosofart 3 жыл бұрын
@Not RickRoll 😭👇 shut up
@chosofart
@chosofart 3 жыл бұрын
Not even in my teenage years yet 🌚
@shana_denn
@shana_denn 3 жыл бұрын
Phrase?-
@drowsyValkyrie
@drowsyValkyrie 3 жыл бұрын
@@shana_denn phase
@Finalleigh
@Finalleigh 3 жыл бұрын
This was the most put together I have ever seen Faline and Ethan act together.
@emsedralin4795
@emsedralin4795 3 жыл бұрын
That's not really saying much XD
@tuli._.9735
@tuli._.9735 3 жыл бұрын
The protagonist, whilst conversation with the one she calls brother, falcooks, falbakes, and faltakes-- the bones of the weak children whom of which Don the color green upon their tiny child bodies.
@bun37yearsago61
@bun37yearsago61 3 жыл бұрын
Faline violently thrusted her blade, hilt glistening in the pale moonlight, slicing into the hardened flesh of the discoloured banana’s, when her efforts proved nary effective, she decided to use a bowl filled with seething water to thaw the banana’s, only to burn herself in the process, her brother cringed and stared in shame at his sister failing to concoct a basic smoothie.
@aruuuuuu__
@aruuuuuu__ 3 жыл бұрын
@@bun37yearsago61 damn.
@Mad_scientist_huburis
@Mad_scientist_huburis 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who gets good grades yet almost burned down the kitchen trying to make bacon in the microwave I really felt this
@emilylike-the-soup2502
@emilylike-the-soup2502 Жыл бұрын
Same. One time a friend asked me to stir the food on the stove while she had to step out for a few minutes, and I set off the smoke alarm because it never occurred to me that I could turn off the stove - I just kept stirring.
@_kimmmy_
@_kimmmy_ 3 жыл бұрын
In conclusion : Faline is a *”very independent woman”*
@nerd888
@nerd888 3 жыл бұрын
verrrryy *cough cough*
@shatakshisharma5240
@shatakshisharma5240 3 жыл бұрын
Veryyy coughh coughh *DIES* (from asthma)
@nerd888
@nerd888 3 жыл бұрын
@@shatakshisharma5240 I haev asthma well aa *chokes on breath while falling to the ground*
@jeremyuniverse
@jeremyuniverse 3 жыл бұрын
"So cup is actually a measurment?" Everyone using the metric system looking at american recipes:
@aishah1055
@aishah1055 3 жыл бұрын
fr tho
@nittynotkitty
@nittynotkitty 3 жыл бұрын
Why can't they just use the metric system like the rest of the world
@justadanette5017
@justadanette5017 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly i just treat a american cup as any other cooking cup ever and it always worked for me in recipes
@suhaneegupta814
@suhaneegupta814 3 жыл бұрын
She is like doofenshmirts. Finding an extremely complicated solution (grounding chocolate and not being able to do so) to an extremely simple problem (using Milo).
@heldon7951
@heldon7951 3 жыл бұрын
8:06 using the frozen banana as an ice pack after hurting your hand trying to unfreeze it 😭 The duality of banana
@umopapisdn.
@umopapisdn. 3 жыл бұрын
faline: uses math to make an alternative for the date also faline: messes up how to freeze a banana
@plushybones
@plushybones 2 жыл бұрын
and ignores the milo in the cabinet, which is pretty much just cocoa powder and sugar
@Ndreau
@Ndreau 2 жыл бұрын
@@plushybones cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter.
@haiyuc
@haiyuc 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ndreau we don’t need bitterness It’s ew lol
@popenieafantome9527
@popenieafantome9527 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ndreau she also added maple syrup, so i doubt it would end up bitter either way
@Ndreau
@Ndreau 2 жыл бұрын
@@popenieafantome9527 that's the point...? I think Milo would make it too sweet.
@shiznit162
@shiznit162 3 жыл бұрын
A philosopher once said: “What if they get too hot in the fridge.” Wise indeed 😂😂😂
@rlhugh
@rlhugh 2 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at this :)
@stevethepaidintern196
@stevethepaidintern196 3 жыл бұрын
My mom: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Me: "A professional common sense haver 😃👍"
@Oktopus549
@Oktopus549 10 ай бұрын
4:57 *stomp stomp stomp* ,,people are trying to STUDY HEEREEEE!!,, Man I love faline’s brother
@deadlikeodasaku
@deadlikeodasaku 10 ай бұрын
he’s a vibe ✨
@weml19
@weml19 3 жыл бұрын
I love how she called out to her brother and took his help in everything and then didn’t even put footage of him trying the smoothie
@mikaelaarriola9309
@mikaelaarriola9309 3 жыл бұрын
Faline: we don’t have cocoa powder so im just gonna grind some chocolate Milo powder: am I a joke to you?
@itzmiggyl2423
@itzmiggyl2423 3 жыл бұрын
But theres already something sweet and adding something sweet must be too sweet at that point. But then again, instead of maple syrup she couldve used that... My head hurts writing this😅
@rubyyp2182
@rubyyp2182 3 жыл бұрын
Faline out of context: **looks at banana threateningly** we could easily use a toddler to replace this!
@dasaucybaka9020
@dasaucybaka9020 2 жыл бұрын
I love how she doesn't have most of the ingredients but she improvised to get them, I would never, just sit in a corner and remind myself I'm a failure🥰
@oo8962
@oo8962 2 жыл бұрын
Same :') I would be seeing like peanut butter and I'm like "this shit is too advanced for my household" and go watch cat videos instead
@TotallyJayReyes
@TotallyJayReyes Жыл бұрын
call urself a failure, but Steven He would still approve. So either way, ur winning :)
@adriannaa545
@adriannaa545 3 жыл бұрын
The relationship between Faline and her brother is actually so wholesome.
@rv9004
@rv9004 3 жыл бұрын
Faline radiates "Bold of you to assume I've reached my peak of dumbass" energy. . Dang she's great
@Lucky-vu6hw
@Lucky-vu6hw 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah literally 😂
@rosie__.
@rosie__. 3 жыл бұрын
Lets lose our sanity while making a smoothie
@rosie__.
@rosie__. 3 жыл бұрын
@@cutiechannie exactly
@chip4410
@chip4410 Жыл бұрын
14:06 I DRANK WATER AND NOW ITS IN MY NOSE LMAOOO
@Vekklern
@Vekklern 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I never knew someone could fail at using pestle and mortar. Faline manages to scare and impress me at the same time.
@anahongow5801
@anahongow5801 3 жыл бұрын
well, hello. I fail at pestle and mortar, too.
@linkcorriere846
@linkcorriere846 3 жыл бұрын
Your brother is literally one of the best in the entire world THAT PATIENCE
@childofgod1521
@childofgod1521 3 жыл бұрын
My brother would've smacked me and throw me out of the kitchen
@Vampyricc
@Vampyricc 3 жыл бұрын
Faline: *Realizes the bananas must be peeled before putting in the freezer* *Decides it's best to do everything else first* Faline: *Puts unpeeled un-cut orange bananas back in the freezer*
@Anonysus-z9y
@Anonysus-z9y 3 жыл бұрын
That was the moment I liked the video 😂
@victoriacandanedo2190
@victoriacandanedo2190 2 жыл бұрын
I’M CRYING OUT LOUD, POOR FALINE 14:02
@tggstuff7364
@tggstuff7364 3 жыл бұрын
The faline cooking show seems better than hecc’s kitchen. I wish for more episodes like these.
@SomethingsStinky
@SomethingsStinky 3 жыл бұрын
@ray famine cooking show. Serving up nothin since 2021
@Deadflower019
@Deadflower019 2 жыл бұрын
young children are watching her oh no
@4sakenlightyin594
@4sakenlightyin594 2 жыл бұрын
Do you mean "fooking show"?
@mulan8787
@mulan8787 3 жыл бұрын
The poor brother was trying to study lmao and he kept on coming and helping her with every step😭
@idasummers3854
@idasummers3854 3 жыл бұрын
you are very lucky to have a cool tempered mother. if i did that, my momma would probably put me in the freezer with the bananas
@-leafi-9289
@-leafi-9289 2 жыл бұрын
Haha fr
@piliixie
@piliixie 2 жыл бұрын
are you, by any chance, a frozen toddler?
@DarrBlox
@DarrBlox Жыл бұрын
"There is 16 grams in a date , I HAVE MAPLE SYRUP " - faline 1:17
@_solstice_
@_solstice_ 3 жыл бұрын
Faline :"Oh my god I almost killed you for a second" Faline's Brother : "How is it my fault your phone overheated?" Faline ignoring him: "OOH the knife was in really close reach" Also Faline :"You wanna lick the peanut butter? cmere pspspps come lick the peanut butter boy"
@didhiti20
@didhiti20 3 жыл бұрын
lmao this was so funny
@rosalindalaboy7111
@rosalindalaboy7111 3 жыл бұрын
Siblings
@DenlixCutix
@DenlixCutix 2 жыл бұрын
Brother is the edible trash can
@MGmirkin
@MGmirkin 2 жыл бұрын
@@DenlixCutix Why would you eat a trash can? 🤣
@DenlixCutix
@DenlixCutix 2 жыл бұрын
@@MGmirkin ... You never know.....
@saan-h2k
@saan-h2k 3 жыл бұрын
Edit: Every single one of Faline's videos have such good quotes I can't list all of them- "This ingredient only needs 4 ingredients-" Faline San, 2021
@sweedy6647
@sweedy6647 2 жыл бұрын
“Actually I meant 6 ingredients.” Recipe: has 5 ingredients.
@jess.was-here
@jess.was-here 3 жыл бұрын
yay faline posted the most relaxing yet somehow the most stressful part of my week
@Leon_the_Amateur
@Leon_the_Amateur 2 жыл бұрын
4:39 I'm doing a translation and I forgot what these appliances are called in English. But having watched faline's professional explanation, I remembered to come back here.
@Amozon28
@Amozon28 3 жыл бұрын
i love how she used a mortar and pestle to grind the chocolate into powder. when she literally had a blender right there.
@sawmtem.s2369
@sawmtem.s2369 2 жыл бұрын
Thats asian style u wont get it
@LiraMel
@LiraMel Жыл бұрын
But a blender will make it liquid and she want powder
@thefoodieknight-roblox9449
@thefoodieknight-roblox9449 Жыл бұрын
@@LiraMel wha-
@LiraMel
@LiraMel Жыл бұрын
@@thefoodieknight-roblox9449 ?
@TherealMikako
@TherealMikako Жыл бұрын
@@LiraMel It will only be liquid if she puts chocolate + random liquid. And also I'm pretty sure that blenders don't make powder, at least mine doesn't lol.
@Mochiiishere
@Mochiiishere 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly LOVE how real she is like she isn't embarrassed of her errors she deals with them like a TRUE PRO like when she didn't have Coca Powder she LEGIT Turned Chocolate into Coca Powder that is TRUE DEDICATION and HIGH QUALITY CONTENT This the content I come on KZbin for you go girl!!👁️👄👁️✨✋💜
@li_naaa
@li_naaa 3 жыл бұрын
Faline is cooking like a chef she's a 5 star Michelin
@yestellmeyes3034
@yestellmeyes3034 3 жыл бұрын
I like the reference
@breadghostie
@breadghostie 3 жыл бұрын
felix: who summoned me?
@mono_poisoner
@mono_poisoner 3 жыл бұрын
the fandoms unite
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63
@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63 3 жыл бұрын
This is her tang tang tang tang✨
@friedfishh
@friedfishh 3 жыл бұрын
@lina God’s menu fit for the goddess faline 😌
@filmpools
@filmpools 3 жыл бұрын
i love this chaotic kind of content
@tasneemahmed5821
@tasneemahmed5821 3 жыл бұрын
The amount of struggle she went through is actually hilarious. Reminds me of those days when nothing works out for you lol
@ultravioletcatastrophe
@ultravioletcatastrophe 3 жыл бұрын
this is just every time I made food
@Lunar-Strawberry
@Lunar-Strawberry 3 жыл бұрын
I almost choked on my tea while I was watching this. That's what I call quality content-
@meepsterling
@meepsterling 3 жыл бұрын
Nice, I actually did choke on my coffee, it was great
@nush7130
@nush7130 3 жыл бұрын
The cooking show we didnt ask for yet still needed
@WJen8
@WJen8 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why KZbin randomly recommended this to me but you were actually entertaining enough that I kept watching 😂
@kimychii6701
@kimychii6701 3 жыл бұрын
i love how you turn a simple task into a whole a$$ session of demonstrating insanity
@elisejune2859
@elisejune2859 3 жыл бұрын
The way she went"HELLL" at the beginning while almost tripping down made me laugh so hard I think I replayed it almost 10 times
@yakh5555
@yakh5555 3 жыл бұрын
Faline : accidentally touching the hot water “AHHHHHH” The banana : 😵
@shahidullahchowdhury1103
@shahidullahchowdhury1103 3 ай бұрын
I laughed so much while watching this video my dad thought I was possessed by a ghost
@italktomyself.
@italktomyself. 3 жыл бұрын
pls, I love how she’s literally a whole softie when she’s with her brother aaaa TT
@nicolechen9316
@nicolechen9316 3 жыл бұрын
The mom helplessly leaning on wall after tasting the smoothie had me in stitches
@eunoia222
@eunoia222 3 жыл бұрын
" *SO* you could easily use a toddler to replace this." I- 😭💀
@Kenlac92
@Kenlac92 2 жыл бұрын
this was no joke the funniest fucking thing i have ever watched. i cried at the this milk smells like shit part.
@baronbestie5886
@baronbestie5886 3 жыл бұрын
"Son, what is that show again?" "What Show?" *"The show where they fook"*
@dynosaurrrr
@dynosaurrrr 3 жыл бұрын
🤭
@softia9
@softia9 3 жыл бұрын
lmao i-
@udeshyasharma9395
@udeshyasharma9395 3 жыл бұрын
Fooking show
@whenthequalityisbadbutiam
@whenthequalityisbadbutiam 3 жыл бұрын
fooking show *no.*
@tan8802
@tan8802 3 жыл бұрын
"this ingredient needed 4 ingredients!" ancestors talking among themselves: at this point we should just shove her under the rug and forget about her existence. (jk)
@aeipathyedits7273
@aeipathyedits7273 3 жыл бұрын
I’m still in pain form laughing at the part where you ate banana skin thinking it was chocolate 😭😂😭😂
@angshu8
@angshu8 2 жыл бұрын
Me too😂
@kiyoshi5430
@kiyoshi5430 2 жыл бұрын
Same🤣🤣
@mxshr00mXD
@mxshr00mXD Жыл бұрын
when faline struggled with everything i felt like i was watching a video of me trying to do literally anything
@shiningraven326
@shiningraven326 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly love that her family is totally chill with the fact that she's just recording a KZbin video in the middle of there kitchen
@sharonwiebe3971
@sharonwiebe3971 3 жыл бұрын
not sure i have ever seen someone struggle this much literally every single step of the way lol... the struggle is real
@yakuroaishi1404
@yakuroaishi1404 3 жыл бұрын
Faline's everyday schedule: *lOsT sAnItY*
@Ventiisoverrated
@Ventiisoverrated 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the applebees are doing rn
@eroscambridge
@eroscambridge 3 жыл бұрын
I love the energy we're having today at the studio
@aistevala4294
@aistevala4294 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, what a coincidence, I just recently started to learn how to make smoothies!
@sewirut6423
@sewirut6423 3 жыл бұрын
12:44 Faline San has seen the murderer of two, poor, frozen bananas. She can't believe her eyes.
@rubiewilcher4617
@rubiewilcher4617 3 ай бұрын
I just love the thumbnail , also I'm a big fan :D
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