Reading the Letter (Bowser's Seizures Palace Hotel) - Hotel Mario

[@YugGuy]

This is the musical equivalent of watching Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel using a half-melted box of crayons.

[@DogsRNice]

And succeeding

[@YugGuy]

@@DogsRNice I never said he failed at creating a masterpiece ;)

[@lakotacorff4012]

To be fair, it was a 64 pack with the sharpener

[@surprisedlobsta8543]

I remember this quote from a Dancing Mad video's comment section

[@Stunion_D_Onion]

Woah he did that?

[@UtenSwitch]

“He got so angry that he materialized a car!”

[@xanethedarkwerehog]

Take my like and get out 😂

[@ultraboy9670]

"Luiiigiiiii!" *I'm coming for you, brother!*

[@DolphCapnOli2001]

Jeepers Creepers

[@JulesTheSleepyDemon]

UUOOGHH WHAT ARE THE ODDS

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

_Shot of Sephiroth in the burning village_ _Camera pans over to Mario and Luigi_ “And remember, where there’s smoke…”

[@F1areon]

They pinch back! ...wait no wrong quote

[@maxthompson7107]

"There's fire."

[@PMitchell1011Real]

And this one too

[@Aluminum.K]

Toast Toast!

[@TheHeckYouLookinAt]

“I will never be just a YTP”

[@diccchocolate416]

"Stay where you belong, in my watch later playlist"

[@NicoBabyman1]

@@diccchocolate416 “I will never be just a watch later video.”

[@o.h.x-9040]

Dear Pesky Cloud, I have shown despair all over Midgar. Aerith is now permanently dead by my long sword. I dare you to fight me at Northern Cave if you can.

[@silverflight01]

"We gotta save the planet! And YOU gotta help us!"

[@diego6424]

"If you need instructions on how to get the best Materia check out the enclosed instruction book!"

[@iantaakalla8180]

The funny thing is that the Knights of the Round would require instructions from a manual.

[@superedhero2022]

​@@iantaakalla8180More like Knights of Rounds arcade from capcom?

[@torterratortellini6641]

Hey, you get off…

[@Haueru86]

What makes this funnier is Sephiroth's favourite food is spaghetti. Not kidding

[@ChunkyPhattz]

It never even occurred to me that Sephiroth has ever eaten

[@ace94d]

this is real holy shit

[@Pokaroquai]

does Sephiroth stab Mario so he can get a free spaghetti

[@ImFangzBro]

It's pasta in general, yeah. And often paired with a fine wine.

[@Haueru86]

@@ImFangzBro one of the images the game used is of a plate of spaghetti bolognese

[@liammcnicholas918]

*Nibelheim burns down* Ah, here's the problem, too many toasters!

[@iantaakalla8180]

(The credits for FFVII roll because now Nibelheim is saved and Sephiroth is not some horrible alien/Lifestream fusion)

[@liammcnicholas918]

@@iantaakalla8180 But Cloud and Tifa are still traumatized. You win some you lose some I guess

[@iantaakalla8180]

I guess it would not be a good timeline simply because Sephiroth’s death is why Shinra was able to be defeated (given Sephiroth summoning Meteor is the only reason Shinra panicked and lost all of its members)

[@prismaticstars7587]

"Mario got so mad he materialized a car!" ~ CDi Zelda

[@LegendaryHedgieMii]

"Was it something I said?"

[@tommyboy9768]

"JEEPERS CREEPERS"

[@kholdkhaos64ray11]

"Dear Silly SOLDIER, The Jenovah clones and I have taken over the core of the planet. Aerith is now a permanent guest at one of my seven life stream hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"

[@RandomUser11170]

"So nice of Tifa to invite us to the bar for celebration, eh Aerith?"

[@simplyrenirambus2982]

Gay Aeris?

[@Shifsabre]

I hope she made lotsa shish kebabs!

[@friendlyyoutubecommenter4527]

@@Shifsabre AERIS, LOOK IT’S FROM SEFFIROTH

[@JonJohJameson]

@@friendlyyoutubecommenter4527 Dear pesky primates. The clones and I have kidnapped Red 13 and have hidden him in one of our hotels, I dare you to find him!

[@Gecko1993HogheadIncOfficial]

“Dear Pesky Avalanche, Shenra & I are taking over the world! Tifa is now a permanent guest at Carmello’s Hotel! I dare you to find her if you can!”

[@pancakeslapp]

that transition/susbtitution for the melody at 2:47 is fantastic

[@DavidPCM]

man I'm in awe on how y'all were able to isolate the instruments on this song to make this arrangement. sentence mixing's top quality too.

[@oktayyildirim2911]

The instruments were probably all samples from popular 80s/90s keyboards, so I imagine they probably weren't incredibly difficult to find.

[@GrandleJams]

It might've already been isolated, either via Midi, or finding the separate files, I think. No isolation here, it'd probably not sound nearly as good, outside of the vocals.

[@acblook]

@@GrandleJams there's a good amount of isolated instrument editing they're just really good at it

[@oktayyildirim2911]

@@GrandleJams Wasn't the whole deal with the CDi that you could fully recorded music onto the discs, and not have to use a sampling system like MIDI?

[@poopmuncher1769]

search snes soundbytes i bet you could find most or all of them

[@MetalMercutio]

“This is it, Luigi.” Mario says as he and his brother enter the Northern Cave.

[@beastlylordhorse3612]

“Gee it’s kinda dark”

[@toamatoro570]

@@MuhMuhMamaLuigi Glad someone still remembers those.

[@Cecilff2]

@@beastlylordhorse3612 "Did you bring a holy materia?"

[@xshobux]

@@MuhMuhMamaLuigi man, now I need to go re-watch those.

[@Connor_Kirkpatrick]

@@Cecilff2 *”NO.”*

[@MSL925]

So this is basically that “Hotel Mario: Final Boss” video except when Bowser decided to become a one winged koopa

[@lemmingscanfly5]

It's the secret finale when you beat the game on hard without dying in under 10 minutes.

[@TheoHiggins]

God Slayer Bowser

[@maxthompson7107]

One Spiked Koopa.

[@Dairunt1]

Mario: "We gotta find the princess!" Luigi: "Not interested"

[@iantaakalla8180]

Luigi after resolving his fractured identity: “Let’s mosey to the seventh hotel”

[@aprettyfunnyperson4516]

Good to see you…Luigi

[@maxthompson7107]

@@iantaakalla8180 Bowser: "No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game."

[@Peskyplumber64]

"If you need instructions on how to fight the One Winged Angel, check out the Enclosed Instruction Book."

[@Dark9Volt]

"Dear Pesky AVALANCHE... Me and the Shinra Corporation have taken over the Mako Reactor... Aerith is now a permament guest, in one of the many places in the world (Cetra)... i dare you to find her if you can...."

[@blooperreloaded5526]

Hotel Mario will never be a memory

[@lemmingscanfly5]

And at the same time, it will never not be a memory.

[@andya9899]

"I will never be just a dream" - Wart

[@grambam36]

This literally stands right next to One Winged Psy in terms of greatness like oh my god

[@acrophis]

Literally

[@coolgreenbug7551]

And the One Winged Kongs

[@jerricaleonard2123]

Don't forget the kazoo cover.

[@thekiss2083]

And One-winged Nathaniel Welchert

[@Vyloka]

Dont forget Cotton Eyed Angel

[@Mrdantheman510]

Cloud: "Look! It's from Sephrioth!" 'Dear Pesky AVALANCHE, Jenova and I have taken over Gaea. Aerith (Aeris) is now a permanent guest deep within the crater. I dare you to find her if you can.'

[@poundlandspeedwagonrequiem]

this rip is so good there’s barely any meta jokes in this comment section and just people admiring how well this works

[@LezSpringfield]

the scene where bowser burns down brooklyn and kills luigi is so dark

[@squadalaguydc]

One Winged Angel rips keep getting more and more insane every time

[@double_gundt]

shoutout to the first and final time my coworker asked to hear what i was listening to

[@acrophis]

underrated comment

[@ChristopherMoom]

The version of One Winged Angel that was composed by Nobuo Uematsu-per Mario There's a 0% chance I ever would've been prepared to handle this rip, exceptional work with this one

[@blep0d]

new 'topher comment just dropped

[@LolaTheGardevoir]

Sans + Topher

[@TanookiTex]

I’m in actual shock that someone actually managed to pull this off. The world needs more people to take the role of Sephiroth, for better or for worse…

[@Nintendotron64]

I’m down for more absurdly sexy JRPG antagonists.

[@maxthompson7107]

Nintendo may have refused to acknowledge Hotel Mario’s existence, but it will never just be a memory in the eyes of the fans. So many YTPs came from this one game!

[@koopatroopa3164]

“It’s been one of those days.” -Cloud, probably.

[@ravinrabbid123]

"Hey you, get offa my Cloud"

[@Kruegernator123]

@@ravinrabbid123 Tifa definitely said that.

[@Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist]

Come on, Barret!

[@overqwilgaming6614]

Right after the stab scene to be precise

[@loygeeAGAIN]

Sephiroth: destroys the entire fucking solar system Cloud:

[@tbp_entertainment]

Luigi! Look! It's from Sephiroth!

[@thatonecomicbookguy]

*This is it, Luigi!*

[@Roto3]

" Dear pesky EX soldier, Mother and I are planning bring annihilation upon the world. Your precious aerith will be a permanent guests under my 8 feet long sword and i have possession of the black materia. I dear you to stop me, if you can! "

[@TheBigL1]

This whole thing is hilarious, but I absolutely love how you used the whistle and xylophone-ish sounds, especially the part where it just turns back into Hotel Mario's opening for a second.

[@noubon_main]

The phlegminess of the vocals is captivating in the most weird way

[@DanielRenardAnimation]

Oh, how I hate the way that 2:47 musically manages to make perfect sense. 😂👌

[@sufficientframe]

The implications of this rip are absolutely terrifying, in all the best ways. Good work as usual!

[@sam4gaming135]

It implies that mario got into smash bros

[@sufficientframe]

@@sam4gaming135 I was thinking of something more along the lines of "Bowser's Fury meets Shinra tech"...

[@HabitualThinker]

@@sufficientframe K-O-O-P-A

[@BagOfMagicFood]

​@@sam4gaming135 And Kirby gets voted out of the next Smash Brothers

[@babyboi3910]

the music in the beginning cutscene of hotel mario was always criminally good, and i'm happy someone finally put it to use.

[@maggintons]

You know a CDI rip is good when you can imagine the YTPMV visuals in your head.

[@Davtwan]

The sound mixing with the voices brought this to SSS+ tier level.

[@toamatoro570]

Just hearing this song in this sound font is fucking hysterical.

[@COCONABEOFFICIAL]

Estuans interius Ira vehementi Estuans interius Ira vehementi SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI

[@sandsproductions1353]

remeber when spaghetti said I will never be just a memory

[@MadlyPlays]

Luigi! I’m comin' for ya, brother.

[@thatsruffdog]

It’s from Sephiroth. “Dear Pesky SOLDIERs… The Whispers and I have taken over Midgar City. Aerith is now a permanent guest at one of my Seven Heaven Taverns. I dare you to find her if you can.”

[@simplyrenirambus2982]

“My name ith Aerith!”

[@Jsslade]

"We gotta find Aerith!"

[@simplyrenirambus2982]

@@Jsslade Y’know her name ith a lithp

[@silverflight01]

@@Jsslade "And YOU gotta help us!"

[@Jsslade]

@@silverflight01 "If you need instructions of how to get through the Heaven Taverns, please read the enclosed instruction book."

[@TrashPANDA658]

Mario’s hotel is home to all sorts of people, whether they be Koopa or One-Winged Angels

[@loganzee]

Dear Pesky Plumbers, I will never be a memory

[@TAYBR00K]

"Nice of the princess to invite us to the fighter pass, eh Sephiroth?"

[@aaronrivera2511]

The final Bowser battle was tough in this game, especially when he turned into a one-winged Koopa after half the doors were closed!

[@DPedroBoh]

One winged koopa paratroopa.

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

@@DPedroBoh One Winged KING "Bowser" Koopa Paratroopa, thank you very much!

[@deadlyjello7792]

Getting some real Super Paper Mario vibes from this, so good

[@FrostGlader]

The sentence mixing is actually on point, but definitely is pretty rough. This High Quality Rip is an excellent addition to my collection.

[@pup64hcp]

This shouldn't exist. It's a masterpiece beyond human creation.

[@eliozdherion4843]

"Dear pesky plumbers, a meteor will fall on your planet, I dare ya to stop me" -Sephiroth

[@SteveNathn]

2:47 got me good lol

[@Super_Suchi]

Hey you! Get offa my Cloud!

[@diego6424]

Dear pesky Avalanche, The Shinra and I have taken over the Midgar city! The Cetra is now a permanent guest in one of my seven Shinra laboratories! I dare ya to find her if ya can!

[@timothymckane6362]

I don't know how many times I listened to this rip. Whoever made this, I just wanted to say... "You're the best ripper ever!"

[@agentpdx]

Sephiroth: *laughs evilly* Mario: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi? Luigi: "I hope she made lots of spaghetti! Mario: "Luigi! Look! *picks up note found on gate* It's from Sephiroth. *begins reading note* Dear, Pesky Plumbers The SOLDIERs and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Shinra Hotels. I dare you to find her if you can! Mario: "We got to find the princess! Luigi: *points at player* "And YOU got to help us! Mario: *talking to player* "If you need instructions on how to get through the Hotels, please check out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

[@antusFireNova]

Ah, Here's the problem: too many Swordfighters!

[@LazyIguana]

Final Spaghetti VII was pretty good, but II will always hold a special place in my heart

[@jimazo]

"I will never be just a marinara..." - Spaghettiroth

[@Astro_Crunch]

Remember: where there's smoke, there's Sephiroth.

[@averyjenson]

there are some rips where like, i have no idea why someone went through so much effort to do it, but i’m forever grateful they did. this is one of those rips.

[@mr.gio649]

How is a remix of OWA with only hotel mario instruments such a banger

[@i_omor.]

Dude, this gave me flashbacks to the reveal where they make it look like Sephiroth killed Mario...and I'm over here like 😱😱😱

[@jokirb2739]

I think this is proof that what makes One Winged Angel is not the instruments but the melody

[@thoroughbryce]

Straight into the unironically good rips playlist this goes.

[@Atlink]

Cloud: "I won't let you hurt Aerith!" Sepiroth: "Oh, I won't, Cloud. But I will see her. And when I do... I hope... ...she made lotsa spaghetti."

[@SonplaysMinEcraft]

Mario starts out as a cold and distant EX-Plumber, but we learn that was because he had Stanley the Bugman's memories inside him the whole time

[@iantaakalla8180]

When Peach helps Mario resolve his identity and then they defeat Sephiroth, only for the Blorbs to bring Mario back into an insecure because Blorbs were in fact Sephiroth’s doing

[@majine.2606]

You know an arrangement of One Winged Angel is masterful when even the whistling added to it fits perfectly.

[@ArcRay20]

"Dear pesky plumbers, I will never be a memory. Give in to the dark!" i wanted to make more references, but those are like the only 2 things i remember Sephiroth specifically saying. lol.

[@simplyrenirambus2982]

This is almost a haiku, but the 2nd part should be: “I’ll never be a mem’ry.”

[@stapler942]

This kind of sounds like if DIC Entertainment had made a Final Fantasy VII Saturday morning cartoon.

[@acrophis]

That's that creepy [Sephiroth's] laugh!

[@corb805]

OMG 2:45 HAHAHA

[@lunatpr5594]

Cloud: "Nice of Aerith to invite us over a picnic, ey Tifa?"

[@zthekigyar7065]

Tifa: "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti"

[@flashtirade]

who the hell thought of this i want to shake their hand

[@bigbadblob]

this is such a stupid rip concept executed flawlessly, color me impressed.

[@a_lilypup]

word

[@-YELDAH]

i only have a green crayon but i'll do my best

[@GrandleJams]

The Sephoroph tracks always surprise me to how good they are. This is absolutely amazing, wowa weewa.

[@isaiahp.4609]

Is there a playlist containing rips with one winged angel in them?

[@plantedcabbage]

someone should really make that playlist

[@Mythol-OG]

Holy fuck, Sephiroth killed Mario by giving him Seizures.

[@srrycantthinkofagoodname]

Holy shit this is amazing. Happy birthday Hotel Mario. Yes, it's hotel mario's birthday today, and I'm probably the only one here who knows that

[@babyboi3910]

Bro today's my little sister's birthday too what-

[@parasitone0814]

Well we need an impalement if this is truely his bday

[@noid2690]

@@babyboi3910 i hope she made lotsa spaghetti

[@chromxrobinandcorrinxcamil9031]

Next year, it'll be 30...

[@Osnic-T.-Rodent]

@@babyboi3910 your sister will now be hotel mario for the cdi

[@charlesmccall9198]

i will remember this rip for the rest of my life

[@DogsRNice]

It will never be just a memory

[@SteveNathn]

Saw the length and was pretty confident what this was before I clicked. Not disappointed

[@GabeV12]

Oh, now this…this is beautiful.

[@aisforinterval]

honestly what a time to be alive

[@DeltaSpaceDweeb]

Into the unironically good playlist it goes

[@SFants]

I don't think anything can top the plok version but this one's pretty good despite it being a dumb idea lmao

[@PainKillerDS]

Plok version?

[@minindo]

@@PainKillerDS “Flea Pit - Plok”

[@PainKillerDS]

@@minindo thanks

[@Mythol-OG]

There have been so many One-Winged Angel rips lately... I'm not complaining, mind you.

[@Kruegernator123]

"It's been one of those days..." - Sephiroth

[@iantaakalla8180]

“It’s the Black Materia! Get ready to catch it” - Cloud who also shows off his butt for some reason

[@splitjawjanitor5369]

"Hey, you! Get offa my Cloud!" -Tifa to Sephiroth, probably

[@axelprino]

The fact that this works this well is truly surprising

[@RockingBlur]

DEAR PESKY AVALANCHE

[@pip_gameing]

As soon as I realized what this was I screamed lmaooo

[@HarvoSpoon]

i'm imaging the supernova cutscene in the hotel mario style - instead of destroying planets, the comet turns them into koopa hotels

[@Mudkip971]

This unironically sounds amazing

[@DukeOnkledNukem]

this is just fucking genius honestly lmao

[@digitalunity]

Luigi! Look! It's from Sephiroth! "Dear peaky plumbers, I shall give you despair." We gotta save Aerith! And you gotta help us!

[@simplyrenirambus2982]

Her name ith a lithp

[@F1areon]

If you need instructions on how to win the Chocobo races, check out the enclosed instruction book.

[@thundercharged1]

I'm convinced this rip exists because someone thought "Hey, the Hotel Mario intro music kinda sounds like that one part in One-Winged Angel," and then worked tirelessly and far too much until this came into being.

[@evilduck95]

"Hey, get off of my Cloud !"

[@yt_MLM3]

that's impressive that they also kept it the same length as the original

[@LarryBordo]

It sure is nice of Aerith to invite us for a picnic, eh Tifa?

[@Molten_Pig]

"Dear Pesky Plumbers, The Koopalings and I have stabbed your friend Aerith, and have summoned a giant meteor to kill you all. I DARE you to come and find us if you can!"

[@GabrielaMilleo]

man when I clicked play my jaw dropped, thank you for constantly doing stuff like this

[@parasitone0814]

"well Mario you'll have to manage to end my spaghetti era of terror [insert very evil laugh]"