Reading the WORST BARS we've EVER written!! w/ Connor Quest!

[@jamesolson6544]

To defend the team of meanies bar, team meanies is one of the actual teams in the game

[@fangx7424]

"I only write good bars now" The opening line of Reading the WORST BARS we've EVER written!! w/ Connor Quest! Part 2 in a few years time

[@flosophy]

"pesto is a leaf!" made me think of "struggling with the leaf like i got parsley in my teeth" as in a naruto-related-thing AND I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

[@bunta3434]

Like a dude with a bong I feel called out lmao

[@darkumineru1681]

46:47 get that line in a rap... xD and the "spanner in the wrench" xD

[@MrBulldog91]

Please do more and get more people on cus this was all gold!

[@marcuscopp5028]

You Katy PARRY them, like a parry

[@chrisfoley1961]

Bro...DUH!!!! He's asking what a "Katy" means. (Spoiler: it doesn't have a meaning) Bars by definition have multiple meanings, so by that logic, to "Katy Parry," someone should have a meaning of its own, but it doesn't. It's a bar that means nothing. That's why he was so confused.

[@darkumineru1681]

29:00 i picked a bad time to drink with a straw... just fking a dude with a boong killed me xD

[@InfinityTyler29]

Bruh “WHERE’S OVER HERE?!?!” “Im uh… I’m that way, you don’t know?” Thank you Star Girl for adding this final bar in to the list!! I needed that ending 😂

[@darkumineru1681]

i imagined the thumbtack line and the song from it to be like divide style song but when i checked the song it was even dumber xD

[@bunta3434]

Need to get rustage and breeton boy in on this next time 😅

[@kingashiscool2941]

shwabadi is back letssssssss gggggggoooooooo

[@KyleDGrizzly]

AH YO, WE ACTUALLY GOT A VOD! LETSGOOO! OH WAIT... THIS WAS LIVE ON KZbin?!

[@SOMESTUFF-666]

Im just having fun with anime protag intro

[@Witchedly]

Shwab is hard to see but he is infact over here

[@BreakerX42]

I kinda want to see whats the densest verse they can make. My record is 5 bars/references in 2 lines

[@dragonshadowstorm]

16:30 nice intro

[@stevefurrier9932]

I try to make some bars better 19:17 I gotta think bigger than a car park at Ikea, I am riding on these beats,like i drive a Kia, The beat is calling me like i lost my car No Kia, I leave everyone feared,like a popular phobia 21:56 I won't let breeze past,like a draught excluder, I am riding on these beats,like i am farting scooters, I am like a dog pissing,how i am marking Hooters, Robbing you with bars(arrs),like pirates or looters. 25:27 Hard hitting fights like a blaze kicks,like Blaziken, You sound soft,like a domesticated Litten, Lyrical chess,i am playing you,like Mittens (Mittens was an unbestanle chess bot) Pokeballing on these tracks,like Scotty Pippen, I leave your head twisted, like i am Charles Dickens (Oliver Twist) 31:02 Piercing through the heart,like i fell on a katana stack(that might have been a better choice) 32:49 We come grant your wish like a genie, We bring light to your shadows,like beating Marienies(Mareenie is a toxic pokemon,i think) It's an evolution or devolution of Toxapex) 55:29 On god i can feel it,feed the fire deep within,and like the toilet after the spicy meals, shit is getting heated, Like i am Michael Jackson in the bathroom, i beat it, Make these rhymes mine,like your bitches titties, I am spiting sweet shit,like vomiting biscuits, I am standing tall,like skyscrapers in cities, Make you soft after you beat it,like kitties, 58:00 Following the clixk where the dough be, Create a cloud,like it's Final Fantasy, Balling on the track,like I am Kobe, Swimming on te track, like a manatee. 59:35 I been leaving y'all in owe like its a fucking iron mine, Violent shit is eye for eye,i don't mean what pilots fly, When I say y'all are plain fucks,like doing a Boeing, Eye for eye makes you question this,like you blind, Plane fucks,like sex in a helicopter, Flying high,like a brrom,word to Harry Potter. It's like army,or a grouos sex, How we fuck in a fucking Tomcat, Hunting you down,TomCat, Huntimg you down-combat, Tomcat,like Talking Tom, I rule the rap game,like a dom, I rule the rap game,like a don, Y'all are smelly,like a gym at a dorm, Plane fucks,like Boeing Porn, Unwanted rhymes,like being born, Porn,like sexily eating corn, 1:02:04 Shattered a fake visage, Your plastard and lame image I grab them and play-bitch titties( i found an even better one,than Quidditch) 1:06:24 I got old as genes like old-ass trousers, Pullimg up,like pants,or some scouters, Pant-pant,like the sound of a pan,how i kill my doubters, Pullimg up my pants,like i am wankimg at counters, Your rhymes counterfeit,like items from the mountains(mount-uns) I kill all the of wolves,like house of bricks, She likes the pork,she hogs my pig, I am animated in this game,like Peppa Pig, She is like a rapper how she Hopsin dick, I hope i am not boring(boaring) you with this corny shit,(pigs eat corns) I come on this track,like a French pig,oui,oui,oink, Swords flying through the air,like a fucking Boeing, 36:35 Go out,and open tops,liek a wheelie bin, In your bitch,where i was really been, I am schooling you,like i am a dean, Sorry if this bar is really mean, Lyrical drugs,i out you on lean, Sacrificial bars,like a chess queen. I am esting y'all alive,like cannibals in a canteen, Like a rapper Einstein,bars that i am inventing, Trash rappers among us,i saw them venting, Like a piggy bank at the dentist, I got money from these tooth fairies. No war,i am not speaking Pig Latin, I am a czar in this game, like Katherine, Piggyback ride,like i am riding your bitches, Flow out of this world,pike Lilo amd Stitch, Dirty flows, like i bathed in mud,like a pig, Dirty flows,how i dug underground,like i used dig Flipping words,like i am openimg a manuscript (And i even connected Schwab's pig bars,witn this wheelie bin thing) 38:30 My content nice,mark it make for kids, So when i give advice,call it Pg tips, And that's the thesis, Like Matpat's eating, Spitting bars, how i spill the tea, In this rhymimg game,i a a diety, Like Lipton,i leave you tea bagging, Insult you,like you from Wales,you are sheep-shagging. 41:00 Crush him till he makes no sound like a prius, You got cheap flows,like shopping at a kiosk, Like i am from Spain,i say,amigo,adios, I am a star,like Megan the Stallion, These beats,like a car,what i am riding on, (Insert fuck you in Klingon)-like i insult you in klingon, 43:03 I am a beast Grrr Martin,like there is blood on the snow, I am a beast,like i am Beppo or Karniss with the bow, Blood on the snow cold tracks,like i killed Nosferatu, Cold in these beats,like i got the flu,achoo-achoo, Cold beast,like af at night,i killef my shadow, Like Katana(KT) in my hand, i parry, every enemy like Katie, (KT,like Katie,Katana) Like Cinderella at night ,i am a cutie(Cutie =QT=QTCinderella), Rap beats ,flows and bars are my love triangle,acute-y, Singing like Justin Bieber and you are my baby, Like Mazikeen fighting skills,i am amazing(Lucifer reference) I smoke you on a track,Like Lucifer with a joint, how i am blazing.

[@ThatOneGuy1067]

Bro is not a rapper for a reason

[@stevefurrier9932]

@@ThatOneGuy1067 I would be a rapper,if i could afford a mic, But if you insult my lines,you a dike, Devilish rhymes,i end you with a fake paradise

[@Nahz03]

Y can’t I download the video

[@257theNoob]

scheming so hard rn

[@uksoloz]

random levi bar popped to mind " coz i lead eyes to my levi's concealing my lean size " no idea why that popped to mid but its here now haha this has been a very funny watch haha has anyone done shadow clones but saying it like shallow clone? right yo par need to have that im skeeming im skeeming as an adlib in a hook or something just for the inside joke coz that shit was funny hahaha

[@EliteEdgeK]

What's happening! 😱😂

[@bunta3434]

Conner with hair is just weird lol Hand tat is cool.

[@Zinhadez]

I'm tha dude

[@darrzone1258]

GUYS DON'T FALL ON THUMBTACKS

[@yamiali1783]

Worked for Mick Foley