Reading your CRAZIEST Sonic Confessions…

[@ProjectSNT]

I almost spat out my lunch while watching this video when my name came up. I really cannot escape this fandom, huh?

[@33pandagamer]

Why would you want to leave? (I'm just kidding, it's perfectly fine if you do want to leave)

[@Jolynesimpnumber4]

You made your mark bro it’s irreversible king

[@Chaos_Vergil]

Like Thanos, this outcome was inevitable.

[@wallaceprower]

HAHAHAHAHA your impact has been too strong

[@DrJuice711]

Bro I remember snt made me make my own sonic oc, and even end up writing a fanfiction back in 6th grade. It lead me down a dark path and I ended up getting bullied a lot. Sonic is still cool tho

[@idkyall00]

Sonic has dramatically changed the direction of the internet and it's irreversible now

[@chaosspider5765]

hey its Patrick Wilson from Weezer

[@idkyall00]

@@chaosspider5765 aka the creator of the universe aka middle-aged shaggy on the Weezer (Green Album) album cover

[@Jolynesimpnumber4]

For better or worse. But I’d have it no other way without this blue rat

[@Krimzonsx]

8:19 bro really lived and learnt 😭

[@danielfernando6871]

08:43 we found the real shadow fan of the tweeter takeover

[@MafaroChinyerere]

Its them

[@aquamarinerose5405]

Granted, Tails is probably the most emotionally stable member of the entire sonic and shadow team.

[@pogoknight428]

Shoutout to that one Shadow selfshipper man, you are genuinely so real for that 🙏

[@dounuts665s]

👁️

[@Sombra_the_Hedgehog_UwU]

I feel like I was inserted in this video plz help (not bc I like Shadow or anything)

[@Julian-um2om]

3:20 “you could watch any OLD shadow759” oh my god that hurt me in the gut

[@castform7]

"Old" shot me worse than Shadow the Hedgehog ever could.

[@koolcu1l]

That screenshot was from a mobianangel video too 😢

[@diamonddust4486]

You know why no one simps for Scourge? Because Scourge sucks. That's the point of his character. He's great. 10/10.

[@RosheenQuynh]

This

[@BL8DM8N]

Idk what corner of the internet you guys have seen, but in my experience, literally every girl in 2010 simped for Scourge. The TAILS simps he mentioned are what really caught me off guard. I have NEVER seen any Tails simps, and thank god for that lmao

[@C0rvidzzVidzz]

@@BL8DM8N *not me simping for Infinite after calling Sonic Forces shitty*

[@Chillin-jg8vg]

No one should simp for Scourge after what he did to Raboot. 💀

[@leakdeo]

dude i swear sonic fans can either be the most talented, kind and nice people or *chris chan*

[@dounuts665s]

💀

[@TheWilsonMarola]

I have a close friend who was obsessed with Shadow, she often did that pose of him with his arms crossed.

[@JuniBowman]

1:35 the fact that in that scene the words “knuckles the echidna” scroll accross the screen and yet they were still 100% sure he was a dog is super funny to me

[@dizzydaisy909]

i like the idea of the pope or whatever on the other side of the confessional going "yo wtf that's messed up you should go to jail my dude" every time someone said something and this satisfies that curiosity

[@BL8DM8N]

I genuinely forgot who Pistol Pete was and I just assumed he was some obscure character from one of the comics or something, and then 11:36 came up and hit me like a truck

[@MariposaDeMedianoche]

I was worried about what people would think if what I submitted was here (which it wasn't), but I honestly think I have nothing to worry about anymore. Also, Wallace dressing as a pastor(?) is just so funny to me.

[@thecalvinistkat]

I would absolutely watch a part 2 of this; I’d probably still be howling with laughter from the first one.

[@amyisaway7800]

watching this in a shared hostel room and trying not to ugly laugh because there is no way to explain that i'm watching sonic confessions rn

[@MozyOnIn]

The fact that literally stealing art is more admirable in this day and age than lazily using ai to do it sent me into such a deep existential Dread i think my body actually faded away into nothingness.

[@naitsabes6222]

Bro I’m surprised there were no foul concessions about Amy, vanilla , sally and especially rouge , those were probably to horrible to put in the vid 😂

[@zsclefairy1183]

Everyone loves shadow. And there will always be a lot of people who want to take it a step further

[@caramelldansen2204]

_all_ hail shadow!

[@EggrollRockstar]

The Shadow's ultimate lover anon was talking about this on his CFs Instagram. I know him, it's funny people saying "Shadow fangirls" cause that's deadass some gay guy. Speak your truth king, he's estatic about this rn. Interesting fella he is...

[@BL8DM8N]

but how's he gonna have shadow's babies?

[@EggrollRockstar]

@@BL8DM8N He's a trans man

[@luce6764]

@@BL8DM8N idk if you want me to tell you about the world of mpreg in detail or not....

[@castform7]

​@@luce6764I am curious but it's probably better for my mental health if I don't ask.

[@33pandagamer]

I became a Sonic fan from those videos of all the cutscenes stiched together into a movie. Specifically the Sonic Adventure 2 one. It was what was available to me before I had enough money to buy the games myself.

[@castform7]

That was me but with a "cool moments" compilation. That scene at the end of Secret Rings had me *hooked*

[@adragonfruitreal]

Sometimes I think about how I learned how to play piano by mashing the keys until it sounded like a sonic song. I don’t even know the letters for the keys man 😭😭

[@wayverleesoulsong]

Okay but the “I love Shadow” confession made me genuinely go through a “wait… _I_ didn’t send that” moment. Fucking, safe for the 8 year old part, because I wasn’t into Sonic media at age 8, everything else lines up. EVERYTHING. Even the childhood cat. This is very scary but at least I’m not the only one with a carnal need for Shadow. Also yeah I’m an adult, fuck you /lh, humans suck and this edgelord has made me smile more than my own birth human has. To the person who sent that, we are BOTH cringe and free! Also, you can have regular Shadow, I’ll take Boom Shadow😂

[@EggrollRockstar]

What's your Instagram? I can direct you to the man himself if you'd like. He's very open about it. Guy was rambling, does not care if it gets out. The only reason he's not being loud and proud in the comment section is cause he doesn't want to ruin the fun.

[@castform7]

I was honestly with you (to be clear in a "you do you" way) until you said Boom Shadow. BOOM SHADOW?! Really?! I am genuinely curious as to why you claim HIM over the regular one.

[@drea7474]

@@EggrollRockstarI kind of want to know his insta….

[@caramelldansen2204]

Shadow is great, but... I want to _be_ him... maybe I just want red eyeliner and to be a broody ahh mf

[@Chillin-jg8vg]

Fangirls would stop simping for Scourge when they knew what he did to Raboot. 💀

[@Super_sonic_scootie]

Like, the Pokemon? MY FAVORITE POKEMON? What did he do to ma boi

[@Chillin-jg8vg]

@@Super_sonic_scootie I mean the robot bunny girl in the Sonic comics he sa'd her since she thought he was Sonic.

[@caramelldansen2204]

😿 justice for rabbot

[@krakios3950]

Bro I haven't watched the Knuckles show so I was expecting Pistol Pete to be another sonic character How was this WORSE than the other confessions

[@imenemostefai8979]

I ALMOST FORGOT HIS ASS IF IT WASN'T FOR HIS PICTURE AT THE END💀💀

[@BL8DM8N]

10:24 That's news to me because I've always seen Scourge simps all over the internet, but NEVER Tails simps. Like ever, in my entire life. Where are you finding these people??

[@MrReVersed]

Oh, they exist, but it is a bit hard to find them on the "safe" side of the internet

[@Idkausernamelol69]

Well to be fair there are quite a few characters that people call his girlfriend even tho only _half_ of them were even remotely a thing

[@MrReVersed]

@@Idkausernamelol69 yeah, I think it is just generally people being frustrated that There is no canon ship for him in the mainline Game canon, so they just have to cope

[@Idkausernamelol69]

@@MrReVersed yeah

[@HyruletheCheetah]

You have no idea how many memories you awakened when I heard the Harvest Moon music here 3:04

[@MisterMokuroh]

Oh, lord! You have a flower growing out of your eye socket!

[@LilRosieBear]

i feel like everyone who loves shadow doesnt lowkey love shadow, i would do anything for that emo hedgehog 🐺

[@bunnyx-x3219]

I relate to the Shadow anon spiritually. I romantically want this hedgehog so badly. Also extremely want Sonic as well. I want them both at the same time 🤭

[@EmoMFr2]

Petition to start a series of these (it’s just a timeline of ur descent to insanity from the level of cursed in this)

[@cloutman6033]

Was that Vanilla doll the size of an average human mother?

[@castform7]

I'm knew someone would reference the Guptil video when I saw it.

[@odin9628]

I want more of this like an hour of this

[@MzCJ]

It’s not a sexual one, but I feel the need to confess. I still write fan fiction… I’m 37 years old! All my family know I spend ages writing but I’m too embarrassed to show them what I write! I even turn the tv off if they arrive when I’m watching sonic videos as they would just think it’s so weird at my age to be into Sonic! I have 3 kids I’m supposed to have grown up by now ffs! Haha😂

[@paintedpig3021]

I onced owned a massive knuckles plushie and during an altercation with my sister I convinced myself I needed a place to hide so I decided to cut the doll open hollow it out and wear it like a suit. I didn't work

[@Biggun101]

Christ please do more of these. I have so many concessions i need to get off my chest!

[@pokshimin]

8:10 okay in my defense it wasn't the scene alone it was all the jokes made about the scene that made it all click for me

[@caramelldansen2204]

okay, but... SIXTEEN?!

[@pokshimin]

@@caramelldansen2204 i was pretty sheltered I learned late

[@relaxedhoodie7309]

I would watch a lot of Sonic Flips notes as a kid and I remember there was a Maroon 5 - One More Night song edit I would listen to constantly it was like a Shadow X Amy edit video. Very. Uh. Weird.

[@Mary97574]

i would LOVE to see a part 2

[@Jolynesimpnumber4]

Nah man screw Scourge! I will forever stand by this claim, if Shadow is the ultimate life form then Scourge is the ultimate failure. Home dawg got his ass beat because of instigating and his ass got whipped in prison and the real goat Fiona Fox had to pick his sorry ass up! If anything I’d bring up knuckles, silver, hell Big even before Scourge since at least these peps aren’t flat out boy failures.

[@Chaos_Vergil]

A part of me expected to hear some confessions about Rouge the Bat, but I bet there were too many regular ones that wouldn't make the video interesting enough or that Wallace would've agreed with most of them. Not judging if you do agree with having fantasies about Rouge, Wallace, but a part of me feels like you don't have those kinds of fantasies.

[@Iamstickman]

If you make a part 2 I think the feds need to get involved 😂

[@Rosesofblood]

I came from my friends submission Pls do a part 2 omg 😭😭

[@masterboa6321]

3:56 labyrinth zone be like:

[@heroshadow42]

Hearing these makes me want to serenade Blase with Universe on Fire.

[@marleebeeb]

4:20 my dad once found an apple (with 2 bites taken out of it) blocking the toilet after a week of it not working properly and until this day no one has fessed up to it

[@idkwhothisis-uv8tq]

If this was FNaF confessions, then I’d have Kwite’s confession about being sexually attracted to Springtrap. He’s made it clear on multiple occasions tho, so idk if it is a true confession.

[@aaayjay]

Bro is deep in the sonic trenches

[@XtinaCMV]

Holy eff some of these are so unhinged 😂😂😂

[@espelhodasconstelacoes]

bro not even kidding, Sonic fans are a whole another breed of people LMAO the fangirls are on another level tho LOL I may be a 23 yo grown ahh dude but a part of my innocence died today :')

[@XtinaCMV]

​@@espelhodasconstelacoes I'm never looking at Scourge the same again lol

[@espelhodasconstelacoes]

@@XtinaCMV I think having a character tainted for you is just the genuine internet experience XD Dat life size Blaze plush tho 😳 who am I kidding I'm no better than the ones I'm judging 😭 I promise I don't think about having children with Sonic characters tho, not yet at least

[@castform7]

​@@espelhodasconstelacoesTf you mean NOT YET?!

[@espelhodasconstelacoes]

@@castform7 I want Blaze to be the mother of my children

[@jaroski4116]

I didn’t think my confession would make it into the vid lol (I got the Blaze doll)

[@toopienator]

Yeah we defo need a part 2 And I'm submitting my confession if you do

[@christiannorton9400]

So this is what i choose to watch over dinner. Fml

[@jenniferhall1640]

"I love Shadow The Hedgehog" NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I LOVE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG MOREEEEEEE!!!

[@leyulis8882]

This gives me a good idea of how crazy Sonic fans tend to be ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[@dounuts665s]

Not all of us are weird

[@leyulis8882]

@@dounuts665s They can, but it isn't necesarilly the norm, i understand some just like being decent and sometimes it can be a pain in the ass to be compared to the loud minorities ദ്ദി•͈ -•͈)

[@JuniBowman]

I wish I knew about this, I wanna post a confession but it kinda needs to be anonymous

[@drea7474]

I NEED MORE

[@thedunkingamr]

PLEASE do another one of these I need to confess 💀

[@ryandyer3466]

I tried Christine Weston Chandler’s Fanta recipe

[@otakulover456sonicfan9]

Does liking sonadow count as a sin especially with some of that *ahem* spicy art and also loving sonic so much Part 2 love the sound of that

[@Super_sonic_scootie]

Where do I enter my confections?

[@Deepkeel]

I'll keep an eye out for the Community posts... got a spicy opinion I must confess.

[@GOOOSE-n6b]

Some of y’all can’t be forgiven

[@tsarinaphantom]

Like this comment to hear my confession

[@itsnyxiechu]

i saw kwite in the thumbnail, never clicked so fast in my life

[@wallaceprower]

that's oomfie!!

[@MildSmash]

What

[@CrossOutBryce]

I ain't ever been this early 😂

[@BDSFormula1]

SIR! I AM TRYING TO EAT MY MAGIC SPOON It is very metallic

[@fivenightsatthefreddys]

WHAT

[@fivenightsatthefreddys]

HELO MEPLEA 1:10 😭😭 I USED TO ANNOY TGE CRAP OUT OF EVEYOEN I KNEW WITH THIS SHIP

[@fivenightsatthefreddys]

1:52 damnn

[@fivenightsatthefreddys]

I’ll start crying rn 3:47 3:56 💀💀

[@fivenightsatthefreddys]

5:12 just got called out im sorry people it isn’t something my parents would ever approve of if I continue living in this house I’ve barely played video games my entire life I mean…samesies.

[@fivenightsatthefreddys]

what 12:02

[@SchirachLover]

This shit worse than fanfic stories...I'd rather drink lead then to listen to sonic fan confession...

[@RustyHondas]

What is wrong with u people? 💀💀

[@dreamcast2k1]

So this is what you mean confessions I thought what we thought of the series

[@nigini6092]

13 views in 60 seconds? Fell off

[@iLolipop]

lol im late to this vid but my confession was the scourge one 😭 i still love him tbh, im actually planning a fem scourge cosplay soon 😳