Real Artillery Hours - Total War Artillery Only Challenge

[@Koifish]

*ARTILERY ONLY IN 2021 LET'S GO BABYYY* Hello HELLO! KOIFISH BACK, after spending 5 days trying to assemble a hammock in his yard. It's not finished, I just gave up on it >:D More videos coming soon, Next one being a VERY Buttery Mount and Blade video! :D

[@doomerbear937]

Yes yes yes

[@obnoxiousbrit6875]

GIVE ME MY BUTTER VIDEO KOIBOY! But seriously, love ya you Swedish meme god

[@DanKuman]

Nice.

[@Uzzgub]

PLEASE some more of this, and remember your boats have cannons so you can make a navy

[@Ykan-dh5hl]

You know what you should do after this challenge ? Cavalry only, as France. Avenging Agincourt. That would certainly be wonderful !

[@NotSimo]

Noooo not this again *PTSD KICKS IN*

[@polskipolak1129]

When Bannerlord artillery only ?

[@wetwillyis_1881]

Fortunate sun starts playing*

[@plusxz821]

@@polskipolak1129 Mordhau no metal Only

[@pepsacola259]

Koifish using Napoleonic tactics before Napoleon was even born. Brilliant.

[@princekyros]

To be fair, massed mobile artillery was a thing since Gustavus Adolphus, way before Napoleon.

[@jordinagel1184]

@@princekyros I think it was Frederick the Great who said “Artillery is the god of war” (paraphrasing here)... Definitely also a fan of the stuff

[@mawithewese]

and napoleonic songs 6.27 "la victoire est a nous"

[@ozzylepunknown551]

Me using pike and shot in shogun 2: /:)

[@Geshiko-GuP]

Koifishic tactics

[@maxypantaloons]

3:10 koifish deletes the entire army --> general gains a star. Turkish high command promoted this man for losing a thousand men

[@Nuckno]

Turkey Gvt.: "we're taking your army." General: "But why?" Turkey Gvt.: "Dunno. Here, take these gazzillions in artillery pieces" General: "Wtf?" Turkey Gvt.: "Also, here's a star. Congratulations Arty General."

[@flyingfish5054]

ISP has been upstaged, now he has to do Mount and Blade: L'Aigle artillery only.

[@basedimperialism]

I honestly hope that if that video is made, the developer will see it and decide to start working on it again. KOIFISH! WE NEED YOU! CHALLENGE ISP TO L'Aigle ARTILLERY ONLY!

[@Dskater84]

@@basedimperialism pretty sure he's already working on an update for L'Aigle.

[@rachard]

@@Dskater84 its been y e a r s

[@gabrielegenota1480]

L'Aigle arty works??? Properly i mean?

[@flyingfish5054]

@@gabrielegenota1480 Probably not and you can only get 2 pieces.

[@kaijudirector5336]

The Ottomans have three moons on their flag. Artillery makes the battlefield look like the moon with all the shell craters. Coincidence?

[@boxcarz]

I think NOT!

[@kaijudirector5336]

@@boxcarz Aaaaah, someone of quality I see.

[@AzraelDeathless]

@@boxcarz is it bad I immediately read it in the voice

[@kaijudirector5336]

@@AzraelDeathless Nope!

[@omerfarukasker5815]

Three moons symbolized three continent that Ottoman rules

[@starguy321]

Koifish’s laugh when the organs gun fire is something I need directly injected into my veins

[@Luna24816]

Stop it, get some help

[@javo5270]

@@Luna24816 Koifish's laugh when the organ guns are firing is the help we need injected in our veins

[@SonOfSalop]

Empire Total War: How many frontiers do you want? Ottoman Empire: Yes

[@jaredh7706]

Please god, you have to continue this one. We need the Grand Bombards

[@davideek8248]

I've never needed an episode 2 of something more in my entire life!

[@bezzat9879]

"If youre not an artillery piece go away leave me in peace" -Napoleon, probably

[@turef9349]

Imagine being a maltan pikeman and suddenly a wave black dust and dirt jumps up from the ground, in the same moment fucking iron balls rip and tear through your friends, happy times

[@poyloos4834]

Always thought it was weird how the most advanced cannon nation in Europe was also the nation that stuck to melee infantry and even sometimes bows. The ottomans have such a seriously interesting history.

[@someorclad9738]

Try to see it in the Padishah's perspective. Guns are cool and all, but swords and big fucking cannons are metal as fuck, and the gory carnage they unleash gives any man worthy of his salt a raging murder boner. So yeah, the ottomans are pretty relatable.

[@thenutella8846]

Yeah there's a bunch of reasons why that was the case. The ottoman army much like most armies was fairly dependent on irregular troops (peasants) from all over joining for the chance to gain loot and a few coins after campaigning most of them only had their swords and a some personal muskets that belonged in museums rather than on a battlefield. The ruling classes didn't feel the need to have an extensive professional army most of the time. And most of the legitimate military bureaucracy was corrupt. They were content just lording over the land and paying lip service to the sublime porte, thinking for whatever reason they were safe from foreign powers or internal rebellion or maybe they knew but didn't care because they could always move to safer lands when danger came. And the central government was either too corrupt or too weak to bother forcing the other nobility around the empire to invest in well trained and equipped troops. By the time anyone tried to do something the country fell behind everyone else. The European nations on the other hand tended to have more national cohesion considering most of them had strong central regions of power to draw from so they could afford to put in the training and provisions. kind of hard for an overextended multiethnic and multireligous country to anything Anatolia the main source of recruitment for the army was barely more turkish than bulgaria or greece; as in not a lot. And the economy there was mostly ignored by the government. It's surprising the ottomans did as well as they did all things considered.

[@favorius]

During the 18th century government tried to reform the janissaries according to up-to-date european practices by employing european advisers but they resisted the change. Seeing it was hard to refrom the current army the Sultan raised another, a new model army but he paid the price of reform with his life (III. Selim). His son, II. Mahmud had to wait patiently for 18 years to abolish janissaries to build a new and modern army.

[@notgoddhoward5972]

I miss elephant arty from Medieval 2

[@gabrieleg52]

We definitely need a part 2 man, this is just amazing, the peak of modern war tactic.

[@mehmetemingoztepe8733]

As a Turk, I love the way you spell the characters' names hahahaha

[@giacomoromano8842]

Koifish: * laughing maniacally there and there.* Me: sign me the f*ck up!

[@martinsafranko2625]

5:00 fucking love it you included that song

[@historykiller3654]

What is name the song what is the name of the music you say?

[@drunkslav5846]

@@historykiller3654 Bosanska Artiljerija/ Bosnian Artillery

[@historykiller3654]

@@drunkslav5846 thanks =)

[@martinsafranko2625]

@@historykiller3654 bosanska artiljerija

[@ozzylepunknown551]

@@historykiller3654 Check out Roki Vulovic as well

[@Qotur]

next video: real cavalary hours (as Polish-Lithuania Commonwealth/ Rzeczpospolita Obojga Narodów)

[@samuelcorrea8260]

Wtf? Koifish doing a Verdun battle before the batle of Verdun

[@punkcobi8953]

Now this is what i was waiting for

[@M.S1860]

Bosanska Armija ;) first fighting song that he is playing 🤪

[@drunkslav5846]

Igraj igraj igraj ooopaaa!

[@morden279]

As someone who pre-ordered the special edition of this game way back in the day, and played Turkey straight out of the box, I can confirm that the Organ Gun is OP AF.

[@marine4gaming721]

my soldiers do not bow or yield when it comes to the cruity of this world....my soldiers push foward. my soldiers scream out. MY SOLDIERS RAGE and bam koifish unleashes hell upon them

[@odinvonjutland9086]

ISP would be Proud

[@PirateoftheTouYube]

This looks like a blast! (Pun intended) I've been playing Empire now I really want to do this later.

[@emirsenbulbul7622]

Greetings from turkey He explained our country very well, we are not animals, we are country.

[@Glebasik148]

that`s how superior firepower doctrine looked back in the day

[@doomerbear937]

Oh yeah, its big boom time.

[@onionofshame1402]

Reminds me of my favorite game mode in Total War Shogun 2 - Fire Rockets ONLY. I call it Global Thermonuclear War

[@cloroxusthestainlessone4324]

Fire rockets are the funniest thing in that whole games. Aside from European cannons sniping generals

[@OmegAtlAnt]

me: mm a Swedish guy, bust be really quiet, introvert and serious Koifish: 5:14 *laughs in Erdogan

[@cnra1948]

%2.5 LOL its probably me and my workmates wathcing your videos again and again.

[@iftar1456]

mal

[@Uncle228]

Koifish is the only person who can spam artillery so much it kills his arty due to how much arty is being fired

[@Takayama-sama]

I absolutely love cannons! Every time I hear a cannon fire I star grinning from ear to ear! If I was any good at these strategy games I would probably try this challenge myself.

[@kabob0077]

Those Mortars shelling friendly positions knows what it means to win by any means. If you're not willing to shell your own position you're not willing to win!

[@Razzlion]

Koi you MADLAD! I salute you as a true gentleman of the world.

[@francisyn7584]

Mamma mia! what a spicy cannonball bravo vichingo!

[@bedavapre4628]

1:18 God dame you koifish. i remember I am already in turkey and that's your fault.

[@Uzzgub]

A Interaction helps with the 6th Chaos God the Almighty Algorithm

[@stenanderson1695]

The pure joy of this men watching everything go to shit I’d just such a treat.

[@donbenjamin6459]

My boy the music and your YES had made it. What an interesting video. I love it

[@jacksonrae2785]

History: Since the invention of gunpowder, over 75% of soldiers have died to artillery compared to combat. Koifish: It's not enough..

[@กสิณเถกิงสุขวัฒนา]

This is so awesome that make me want to buy some REAL artillery !!!

[@h21lad13]

Most underrated funny video on KZbin definately 1M views worth

[@R0dolphus]

I have watched 1 minute and 4 seconds of this channel and i already like it

[@pujdo6872]

as a bosnian i love the use of the bosnian aritllery song

[@WombatOfDisaster]

This is so good Koifish

[@wanderinghobo4917]

A crusader state in 1702 doesn't exist, and can not hurt you. A crusader state in 1702:

[@detroitdave9512]

Napoleon Total War is a fever dream to play if you go artillery only its hilarious

[@snobbyhistorian5393]

It’s a long way, to Tipperary!

[@Luxumburg]

4:10 Yo that dude has my last name 0_o I've never seen my name in a game before. So cool :)

[@anderssandvold6306]

Legit impressive to see the rain of artiliry shoots..... i was in awe

[@wetwillyis_1881]

Every ISP fan: Let's fucking go! Koifish, you are a mad-lad, and I love you!

[@jasonellis4916]

The first of your videos I’ve ever watched. Your commentary is hilarious and your content is very interesting. You showed them turkeys who’s boss

[@Czar_Salad]

Units changing on their own is specific to Minor Factions Revenge for some reason. Never had it happen in the base game but no army could escape it with the mod enabled.

[@mrmason2314]

Here is a new challenge for you koifishson... PIKE N SHOTTE 70% of your army have to be pikemen and 30% can be whatever you want

[@naturalbornpatriot6369]

How to learn 700 years of history in 14 minutes.

[@magimon91834]

Best one so far

[@thefronttier2884]

LoL 😂 like he is getting overpowered when he sees the cannons fiering

[@theotn2209]

challenge of the middle ages -without firearms -only swords and bows,arrows and lances

[@Chaos8282]

"It's like the Geneva convention, but most of the fun stuff is still allowed" LOL

[@etiennedlf1850]

This is your best video yet i think

[@Crspss]

im having Simo-ISP war memories

[@obnoxiousbrit6875]

TACTICAL CANNON, INCOMING!! *Sirens wail in the distance*

[@BluteIX]

Early 10secs, I know I will sub to this channel... subscribed!! 👻👹

[@pentumfarshadow7051]

“Genoa Convention; it’s like the Geneva Convention but most of the fun stuff is still allowed”

[@mystiake6814]

A handicap for normal people is an advantage for Koi

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Now that was an *explosive* victory

[@DWatchRazgriz]

Subbed for the maniacal laughter. Keep it up man :)

[@holdencross5904]

This is like facing Machine Guns during WW1! *PTSD ENSUES!*

[@bigpapatony9222]

One of the best quotes yet “make the country side look like Swiss cheese ”

[@enclavesolider9604]

ISP would be proud

[@exudeku]

Gustavus Adolphus: now this is pøg

[@osmankocaaslan7679]

Im from Turkey, subbed

[@caos1925]

yay you did it, and still got so many bigger guns to get

[@sovietbear2768]

Putting the Superior in Superior Firepower

[@drunkslav5846]

Bosnian Artillery is guided by GOD!!

[@marianhelble5706]

Awsome Video :D subscribed

[@janthingsaker2536]

Definetly need artillery only part 2 my man

[@zacharysnyder2520]

I one day want to be half as happy as koifish with some cannons.

[@derpco.69420]

The mad artillery King of the Ottoman Empire

[@Qardo]

This is a video played by Tchaikovsky. Never tell a man that a cannon is not a musical instrument. He will prove you wrong by shelling your position in perfectly tuned and rhythmic beats. All in...E flat.

[@BileyyggR]

You created world war one ambiance with all that artillery on footmen lol

[@wael4070]

The most sadistic campaign

[@JackKommyHucT1917]

Napoleon aprove this.

[@spencerduyker4340]

MORE DAKA!! MOAR DAKAAAAAA

[@theemries4766]

Koifish: I want... every gun we have... to fire on those rebels... Do it!

[@ComradeHellas]

Haven't played ETW since 2014, I am installing it as we speak.

[@emir7437]

Loves from your loyal turkish fan

[@PuddingXXL]

finally cultured content

[@DPOwlgaming8504]

When koifish said let's reach a sub goal of 160k subs i was so confused cause i thought that he had half a million subs already XD and then i check that he only has 155k but i am so sad that so little people are watching and subscribing to him

[@owainhughes4141]

We need an entire campaign done artillery only

[@steffent.6477]

I recreated those castle siege attacks with japan and Vampire Coast pirates. Works perfectly until you run out of ammo.

[@CobraAce04]

10:27 Things have been tough since he left factory Yamaha

[@mohsenalbo5533]

BEST CHANNEL EVER

[@derrainstewinkler4680]

You are Literally a madman

[@hellshing4866]

I wish you'd do an entire campaign like that xD It's one thing to dominate the early game but with the major faction coming at you, the challenge would be much more difficult lmfao

[@ninjafighterblue9413]

Oh please do more of this!

[@franz_the_electrician]

I just love your laugh

[@TheRealFreightTrain]

The pure chaos of this video is just so amazing