Real Dagestan Hours - Empire Total War

[@Koifish]

*REAL CHECHNYA HOURS* Hello HELLO! Had to do some LUMBER WORK last week, but now I am BACK making the COOL COOL videos for you guys! Make sure to LEAVE A LIKE, as it really does help out the channel so so much! Thank you very much my Koibois!

[@phil385]

haha very funny swede man

[@Koifish]

@@phil385 haha thank you DirtyPhil

[@cezarivanciu1620]

If you don't continue i will uninstall youtube from my browser

[@Uzzgub]

I would love to see more of this, had a great laugh watching

[@fiendish9474]

i also want to be a scandinavian lumberjack :(

[@ГасанБагаматов]

I'm probably only one dagestani who is watching it. And i confirm everything here absolutely exаctly

[@EinFelsbrocken]

Hows it going; Dawg..estani?

[@SuperPope69]

I've conquered the entire world as your homeland. You're welcome.

[@Георгий-м5ч1е]

Оо, здравствуй, брат

[@BulletTheEnforcer]

But the real question is... Do you confirmly everythingly here absolute exact?

[@SuperPope69]

@@BulletTheEnforcer did you read where they said they're from? English probably isn't their primary or even second language.

[@kibrisliboy2013]

Persians: “These Dagestani with swords cannot conquer Tehran” Dagestan: *BRINGS IN 20th CENTURY BOSNIAN MUJAHEDDIN ARTILLERY* Persia: *GULPS*

[@muhammadabdullahy9281]

You know that song yee

[@Ballin4Vengeance]

JUNAK VO JUNAKA RODILA NAS MAJKA NAŠU PJESMU ČUVAMOOOOOOOO

[@alem9477]

I just watched a Swedish man , play as a Dagestani prince , conquering Armenia , Georgia and Persia , while blasting Bosanska artiljerija in the background... And I feel enlightened!

[@la_constitution]

Swedish man ?

[@thatguy3421]

TRULY A mODERN DAY hitchcock

[@alem9477]

@@la_constitution oh yeah sorry, Ethiopian Woman* , my mistake bro!

[@alem9477]

@@thatguy3421 would say so myself , yeah

[@victorconway444]

And a femboy assassin

[@ernstschmidt4725]

that timing with global politics tho, perfect

[@Koifish]

I don't follow global politics >:D So I have NO idea what you're talking about

[@reallyFrogman]

@@Koifish There could be a war between Armenia and Azebaidjan

[@owowowowowowowowwowowo]

Who’s to Say Global Politics had great timing with Koifish ?

[@mikaelasimonsen2017]

@@reallyFrogman Could? Pretty sure it is war now.

[@SuperPope69]

@@reallyFrogman if they go to war Russia would just annex them both (that's what I'd do if I was playing as them)

[@joefalko3756]

Actual footage of the Battle of Grozny, New Year's eve 1995 colorized

[@colmoe]

Play as the Inuit Nations, I dare you

[@SuperPope69]

Plains Nations is the real challenge, you can't ever trade with anyone

[@nuralibolataev4474]

Not even the Inuit's want to be Inuits

[@Gapeagle]

"Take Georgia while playing as Georgia" Son of a bitch, I'm in

[@PeferG17]

"Who doesn't love Chechnya?" - Koifish "Well probably the Russians..." - Me

[@SuperPope69]

They love Chechnya, that's why they've been trying to take it for 300 years

[@PeferG17]

@@SuperPope69 lol fair enough

[@mrgopnik5964]

They actually love Chechnya, they just never really got into the whole “we are chechnyans and we exist” kind of thing

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

Koiboi: *who doesn't love a chechnyian?* Bosnia: *menacing*

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

"Welcome to dagastan military, here is your sword put shoes in pile and light on fire JAJAJAJAJAJAJA"

[@shadowwarriorshockwave3281]

Real Swedish hours coming soon 2.0

[@Koifish]

It's already out my dude! :D

[@joakimberg7897]

I like the Ronja Röverdotter music at 0:50

[@Uzzgub]

I would love to see more of this, had a great laugh watching

[@schwermetall666]

Two minutes in and I'm already getting a minor factions' headache from repeated saxing of "chechnian" - it's "chechen". Liked.

[@tqser]

Everyone discussing if Armenia or Azerbaijan will win the war, but what they dont know is that Chechnya will pull up and singlehandedly destroy them both with the power of memes

[@fellixjs4839]

"That's alot of friendly fire.." *well they are known as risker of souls sooo...*

[@dingusdean1905]

There's something incredibly cursed about armenans and dagestanis fighting persians to bosnian music. I approve

[@massyarchai146]

Btw,Deli means "Crazy" in turkish,you literally used maniacs on horseback koifish.

[@stal2496]

play georgia next dagestan people stole our people every once in a while

[@EbraeliVachari]

More like every week at least before Russia got involved

[@werdict4545]

More like Russia was encouraging them to do so, and then got ,,involved"

[@EbraeliVachari]

Russia wasnt encouraging them jack shit considering they werent even in Caucasus at that time

[@werdict4545]

@@EbraeliVachari :ddddddddd Read more books than newspapers. Shame on u. So disappointed 😔

[@EbraeliVachari]

Read history yourself and don't spout bs if you have no idea about it

[@pandoisboss5833]

This man straight up plays Dixieland a third of the video. So epic. Keep it up big dog.

[@alexlower505]

12:44 "You're barefoot? Yeah I guess your soles are at risk." ^^^peak Koifish

[@serbianterrorist]

Ah yes a random Bosnian civil war song supporting the battle between Chechnya and Persia, as it is the tradition

[@Lars6138]

Watched a Koifish-video six months ago thinking, well, at least his accent improves. Watched another one today. *Swedish accent intensifies*

[@Gachmara]

I just love that you added the Ronja Rövardotter Robber Song at the beginning

[@NoxTsentoroy]

I'm a Chechen, you're lucky i love your channel and your sense of humor, otherwise i would've left Georgia alone and i would've stolen from you

[@walnzell9328]

The dogs of Dagestan, the good boys of the Caucuses, demand you keep going.

[@denizyigitgul9906]

Deli is cavalry in ottoman army back in the 16th century.They are known for their bravery and courage cause they are the first wave in battle. And "deli" means crazy

[@ernstschmidt4725]

and i though they part-timed as fast-food riders.

[@1ManRandom]

14:21 Modern economic theory in a nutshell right there.

[@pendalf.seri.grazaorkaf]

I'm from Georgia, and you kill me!

[@leopirker2219]

Caucasus guys with cannons against persians and bosnian artillery in the background playing. just perfekt ;)

[@phil385]

Don't mind me, just your average Koifish viewer walking by

[@osvaldojaviergalleguillosh8402]

6:06 is a beautiful mix of dagestani "who killed capitain alex" Power

[@GrievousFrom]

At last, Koifish brings his animal cunning and instinct to Doge-stan

[@thetanwon]

definitely the best empire video so far

[@hunterthewerewolf]

Bring on MORE Dahestan hours!

[@anmoldaglaik]

oh myyyyyy goddd i love this channel WHERE WAS THIS GEM HIDING

[@m1sz3lpl24]

Blessed be those, Who giveth this video a like. Also don't eat the pizza in the fridge That's mine I want to eat it tomorrow - Dagestani Dan, a true poet

[@vortac4995]

As a Georgian I absolutely loved this

[@starguy321]

‘This Janissaries have curved swords... curved...swords...’ and that’s how the Ottomans conquered so much before 1683

[@leidlelee3378]

I’d love to see this continued, you silly fish

[@ATerribleRetelling]

truly an accurate historical representation, please continue mr koifish

[@FriendlyArchpriest]

Come on guys, let's get on that like goal!

[@blaf55]

such an old game yet has soo much flavor , and the siges are cool , you have the whole fort and can break buildings and walls , very nice

[@mikaelasimonsen2017]

I regret not playing as Dagestan back in my younger days now.

[@sethleoric2598]

Oh my God! Maaaan brings so many memories, this was my first TW game!

[@nikaimerlishvili6347]

Greetings From Georgia! Loved The Vid, Looking forward to see My homeland in next vid!

[@robertcurry389]

I can’t believe you actually played this, I mean Mr. Koifish we didn’t force you too, it was *your* sub goal 👀

[@Timetodie101]

I just found your channel subbed before the end of the video. Id love to see you continue this

[@YunsAvatar]

"The Dagostani went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal." Also, if you're to the west of Georgia, you're Alabama. I would know because I'm to the East of Georgia in South Carolina.

[@burakonderuslu679]

17:12 A R T I L I J E R I A ! I didn't expect this song .d I triggered from this video originally from Georgia and Bosnian as a Turkish Citizen amk!

[@PeferG17]

The absolute mad lad actually did it!

[@rimwell]

Your fashion police looks an awfully like you just recruited your enemy you know the pirates.

[@persianimmortal6906]

That was cool Please do one for persia

[@kamo808]

There is no dagestani word for war crime.

[@gen.richthofen5542]

Keep doing what your doing love the videos!

[@wizardtree9284]

Please Koifish show me more I must witness the rest of your mighty adventure

[@redeyecamo129]

This is the most Swedish accent I’ve ever heard....my grandpa sound less Swedish when he speaks in English than you! Fucking hell I love it

[@lanleskovec8697]

Koifish is the true master of chaos

[@ann-sofiemoberg6004]

Dina videos är bäst älskar dig ❤️👍

[@yo2026]

We Are back, sweeter words were never said

[@schaihmansur8298]

They could have implemented real cacaisian units like Djigit rider. Cherkess Lance rider and shorp shooter mounted. Chechen Abrek infantry and Temloi.

[@Twistedpeak912]

More Dagestan the Spaniards must be humbled for picking a fight with greatness.

[@AlexanderCCXXII]

Love you for playing Dagestan tbh. Not even from there, i've just "wasted" 1,2k hours of my youth with Minorfactionsmod and Dagestan is like top4 of weakest Nations in ETW

[@justsomechapinatophat5517]

Oh boy, isn't this gonna be a hot take? Haha

[@CaptainSully101]

18:07 *Is leading a multiethnic army. Yeah what could go wrong?

[@pashminamaqsood4201]

KZbin thought this was ck3

[@NiRvAnAwItHkUrT]

Was a great video :D

[@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4]

I would love the second part of this, Dagestan sticking it to the Spanish blorg

[@RafaelSantos-ei1jk]

Continue this series or Khabib will come to your house and maul you "Let's talk now" - Khabib Nurmagomedov

[@Jeffemcd08]

Every game Dagestan has vassals on every continent in the world

[@Birdy890]

I'm getting Robbaz vibes. That's a good thing.

[@jonoleech7832]

Don’t tell mother I’m fighting in Chechnya

[@CherrynatorPC]

I was told to write down if I want this series to continue.

[@CarlMarx]

You should establish Stanstan while playing one of the "Stan"s

[@danabendu7294]

Ahhh! Of course!

[@rimwell]

Hmmmmm column formation vs Organ gun? Seems like you need just one big line for it to have ULTIMATE POWER

[@nanapartykar]

Came here to watch this after ufc match not disappointed at all

[@townwitchdoctor5538]

Didn't swap home region for one in the Americas 0/10 historical accuracy.

[@rayian536]

May Dagestan Chechenya and Circassia gain their freedom again.

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

God recruitment and upkeep for land units is stupid high in this game. The AI can spam 3 armies from one province but recruiting 5 units of infantry is the entire income of london. Is there any upkeep reduction mods for empire?

[@Koifish]

I think you can toggle it in Darthmod!

[@Galdenberry_Lamphuck]

@@Koifish ill give it a try. Thanks a ton

[@Hexmonkey]

Georgia... THE COUNTRY, is much obliged

[@MarceLo-sj3il]

DAGESTAN EMPIRE MUST CONTINUE!!

[@jeremoose_8753]

"Dagestan" - Sounds like Genghis Khan on a budget.

[@Zirkalaritz]

*ME:* Dagestan... where do I know that name from? *_repressed memories of snuff films_* HOLD THE DOOR!

[@hetzijzo5601]

Yess, more total war

[@CaptainSully101]

3:13 Russian Ground Army wants to know your location

[@brainyskeletonofdoom7824]

Great success!

[@jackmalugen4025]

Dagestan vs Ottomans Koifish: DIXIELAND

[@chickengoose8708]

Your transgressions against the great nation of Dagestan have been forgiven... for now

[@thatguy3421]

New sub here!!! THAT WAS AMAZING!!!

[@jawahrnamen42]

Dagestan must conquer the world

[@atay_lich]

Hi Koifish, im from Dagestan (its true). Im subscribed to your channel and watching video. Thank you for this video and continie this campaning plz😂👌 (sorry for my english)

[@ethanos1637]

do not worry my Dagistanny dude I will not eat ya pizza

[@ahmedmuawia2447]

Takbeer!

[@sirdeakia]

LOOK AT THIS ENGAGEMENT

[@EbraeliVachari]

Well you got right about about stealing from Georgia right at least lmao

[@aisir3725]

The best part is ai Dagestan in vanilla is like that in battles

[@coenkloppert]

'Thats it, we are going to ukraine' Oh god, what have you done....

[@glitch349]

I want to learn to laugh like koi fish