Real Crusade Hours - Empire Total War

[@Koifish]

*KNIGHTS OF SAINT-JONATHAN* Hello HELLO! Sorry for the long wait between the daily content! Working on a super cool secret project that you will all see in a few weeks! >:D Make sure to check out the links for the *MERCH* and Patreon and Discord in the description above! VERY COOL!

[@Herbert_Orangestein]

ha boom

[@masterstrategist6401]

so stupid

[@masterstrategist6401]

@throw away ty

[@davidrocha4379]

btw you have installed dartmod or this is another mod? how did you install the mod ?

[@WelcomeToDERPLAND]

jones viele? yes.

[@Nick-cu1mg]

“Are you waving the white flag? I’m colorblind!” -koifish 2020

[@conradshtock3039]

First naval battle has Koifish laughing like a Frenchman.

[@regisfilius755]

Fishing boats with ass guns can make anyone laugh.

[@skwirelle]

more like an usual Koifishman i think

[@delicioussandtestboard4274]

Hon hon hon hon

[@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489]

5:18 if anyone is wondering.

[@DillonP530]

“Who would win? a group of well trained redcoats, or hobos with guns?” Revolutionary war in a nutshell

[@nath9091]

While is probably a joke to fight the misconception the Continental Army fought the majority of the land war for the US not some random militia. The entire point of Valley Forge was that it trained the Continental Army to be competitive in field line battles with European armies such as the British. Without this the US would not have won the war.

[@jordinagel1184]

@@nath9091 they had that Prussian advisor for +5% Discipline

[@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489]

@@jordinagel1184 did they actually have a Prussian advisor?

[@jordinagel1184]

@@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 they did. At one point, a man who called himself Baron Friedrich von Steuben arrived in Washington’s camp, offering his services. Whether Washington was aware of Prussia’s military might (which is not unlikely, given he used to be a high-ranking officer in the British colonial army as well), or simply was glad to have some help, he accepted. Although it would later be revealed that Steuben had lied about his aristocratic origins, the discipline he would bring to the revolutionary army was very real.

[@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489]

@@jordinagel1184 huh, you learn something new everyday

[@YunsAvatar]

Bad news: It's Saturday and I needed to go into the office to work for a while. Good news: Koifish posts a video, so I can watch while I work.

[@Olafr_Warrior]

I knew this was a fictitious version of Europe when you traded guns to the Danes. Everyone knows that Denmark doesn't exist.

[@bwinarw5037]

Finally someone who knows the truth

[@lukebergeron9407]

ISP has reached you too I see.

[@destroyerinazuma96]

Fun fact: the Order of St John technically still exists. They have a beautiful headquarters building in England.

[@radogost1536]

3:00 "pike and shot, more like GET SHOT"

[@jodofe4879]

"We cast the first stone, therefore we are free from sin." I don't think that is how it was meant to be interpreted...

[@Cleruian]

5:30: "Are you waving the white flag? I'M COLORBLIND!" XD

[@jameshugo5891]

pretty sure that has an influence on why its still white XD

[@LuanMower55]

Whats a white flag?

[@sheenydonut]

This is probably the most photogenic total war out there. They also took a big risk with the global style campaign. It has its limitation with the ai as all total war do, but it does alright. The only ai factions that seem to do alright on the global scale are Spain, the UK and sometimes India.

[@SuperPope69]

I've had games where ai Westfalia conquered all of western Europe. Minor factions Revenge mod opens the game up for smaller ai factions

[@sheenydonut]

@@SuperPope69 Yea I played it as the Knights of Malta. The UK always declared war on me after expanding into Northern Africa. Also, Prussia still has a hard-on for Tunisia.

[@hellaspatriot2733]

Bruh, India took over the whole Ottoman Empire and half of Russia in one campaign.

[@CheemsofRegret]

Bruh India invaded me when I was playing Sweden.

[@ForeverDoubting]

Modded, it really shines. But even vanilla is pretty nice. But yeah, UK and Spain always do really well because trade is so incredibly profitable in Empire, UK will be blockading France from the start, and both of them start with a bunch of trade nodes captured iirc. Spain also has Galleons from the start which are essentially fourth rates which gives it a huge boost in early naval battles as well. While the rest of the nations are stuck with recruiting frigates.

[@devingunnels3251]

The "Conga Line" formation is devastatingly effective, I hear.

[@HighAdmiral]

"We fought the Ottomans in 1522, AND WE CAN FIGHT THEM AGAIN!" -Koifish, who got a like for this sentence.

[@kalten1380]

Fitting considering the news about Hagia Sophia a bit ago

[@jordinagel1184]

@@kalten1380 good guy Erdogan, amirite?

[@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489]

@@jordinagel1184 Guy should have kept it as a Museum in that case it was fair to both Christians and Muslims and now they're turning into a full on Caliphate.

[@debarpandutta6722]

@@kalten1380 TF is happening here three bots or Is reality breaking

[@SpaceKnight105]

the actual tourist attractions are -churches and temples of the knights of Malta -2 old prehistoric and Neolithic temples -and 2 famous beach resorts!!!! Blue lagoon and Golden bay

[@ringo5721]

and fat man csgo

[@hlb99]

When he said: "Simo is gone, Simo is no more, noooo!" I laughed so fucking hard, nice job Koifish with this video. hahaha

[@drice008]

"Who would win: well disciplined troops from the british army, or hobos with guns?" Sounds a lot like the American revolution

[@adrianh.3102]

The Ottoman Organ gun is one of the most terrifying units in Empire. Played Darthmod against them, a calvary force of 120 was reduced to 15 after just two volleys.

[@turtlesog5570]

I'm a simply man. I see crusade - i click

[@vexn3699]

"Crusades are confusing. I was gonna take out the saracens, but then I killed the Pope" Goddammit I'm crying

[@AlexanderCCXXII]

This as the game of my lost youth and the knights were my favorite Faction by far, glad to see someone appreciating them

[@dukedunac]

>we're taking these boys on a night boat to cairo cheeky reference

[@LORDMEHMOODPASHA]

21:59 Koifish "Have at Ye!!!" 22:01 Ottomans: Tamam, eğer ısrar ediyorsan...

[@Palatonista]

"Oh? Are you waving a white flag? to bad that i am COLOR BLIND" That made my day xDDDD

[@buchan448]

"they might be broken but they can still be killed " quality hahaha subbed :)

[@natesiress1057]

180 Maltese Constables are asking the British if they've obtained a loicense to land there. The British, being good compliant fellows, are forced to admit that they haven't, and have sent off a runner to parliament to obtain one. They expect to receive an answer in the post within a month or two.

[@kyleheins]

"Open season on Algerians!" Koifish 2020

[@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_]

Britain be like: Congratulations, you're joining the empire

[@connorperrin7088]

Grandayy is literally crying that he didn't get mentioned in Koifish's video about playing as Malta

[@juancarlosdegoya2757]

He's really enjoying this mod

[@BSideWasTaken]

"Are you waving a white flag? I'M COLOURBLIND" made me laugh so hard I woke up everyone in my house.

[@wesleysnyder349]

Your cackle really comes in great during the constant naval explosions.

[@thesatanicbat273]

Oh nice! Empire Total War! I was just playing this!

[@YoloHunt]

Funny enough I was wondering if I could ever play the pirates and Templar’s after completing a Marthrada Confederacy run last night. Glad to see this.

[@thesatanicbat273]

@@YoloHunt No way! I just started the Maratha guys, is this the next Koifish vid? Hindu Crusaders that conduct piracy?

[@YoloHunt]

Boa The Bat Literally what I did lmao. Made my core regions grow before pirating the coasts and raking in so much money that I could buy technology from other countries.

[@petey5784]

you are talking mad smack for someone inside crusader range

[@somethingundeniable5126]

Koifish is just the lost cousin of isorrowproductions

[@raimobin45]

I love the grenadier march song used against everyone that you fought even the Brits!

[@BINGOS66625]

Bruh i've never thought the day would come when Koifish played my country.

[@danielblom391]

"Oh general, get stuck in there!" - Koifish, circa 2020

[@civilprotection5956]

Koifish: We aRe ComPleTly BanKrUpT! Me: I didn’t know this was a greek playthrough!

[@thomasthetank9976]

Knights of st john is also known as the knights hospitaller.

[@ElkohalaX]

Min 15:18 ´´Una Victoria Gloriosa´´ :D hahahaha

[@iTz_Plewtoe]

I laughed so hard at the Sweeney Todd part lol

[@LazarusWilhelm]

koifish just seems to get better and better

[@GentTX]

What I would give for an Empire 2 that has all the fixes the original game needed. Plus workshop support.

[@paritoshd]

... Napoleon Total War?

[@GentTX]

Paritosh Deshpande oh Napoleon was good, no question, but I loved having a world map in empire

[@fatbobby7552]

everytime i see koifish im reminded to play badass games. love this dudes accent too.

[@hamtaroSUS]

Yay koifish videos

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

“Thomas Paine is a furry!” Given what I’ve read about some of the US Founding Fathers, that would not surprise me as much as it should.

[@thewhitewolf278]

You sound like an IKEA employee trying to sell me a side table. So pretty clear!

[@breninowen2427]

Nobody: Koifish every 5 seconds: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHE

[@HolyFurryFish1998]

Koifish scaling those walls Rainbow 6 Mogadishu style.

[@lukebainbridges1974]

Even by Koifish standards this video is manic .... and I love it

[@Homeschoolsw6]

21:00..." another place we can conquer "

[@ilayohana3150]

oh hey youre finally awake. i swear to god youtube didnt let me know you made any videos in the last month and half. thanks youtube!

[@nobodynobodys3828]

My man was singing Dixie, what a lad

[@HungryGoat96]

the fucking music choice was elite af g

[@YunsAvatar]

You should have kept going and taken over Mecca too.

[@robertcurry389]

Maybe the real crusade was the friends we made along the way.

[@antekiler1]

Best quote of 2020: "You have swords!?" "WE HAVE THE LORDS"

[@RedGreekWolf]

In naval battle I am always more inclined to try and board enemy ships, either to then use them as my own, or sell them off as prizes.

[@Filipin0gamer]

Officer Koifish what shall we do? Koi: CCCCCCHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

[@BufusTurbo92]

YOU WAVING THE WHITE FLAG? I'M COOOLOURBLIND

[@oni_smiles9066]

SHIT THEY GOT ASS GUNS! I can't breathe koifish

[@ls200076]

When you accidentally crusade the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth

[@goodbanter4427]

Giving them carbines was truly DANEgerous

[@Donbasos14]

Is it me or is Koifish getting better and more funny?

[@chickengoose8708]

Your transgressions against the people of Dagestan shall not be forgiven

[@hehmeh]

sounds like you had alot of fun recording this one :)

[@hetzijzo5601]

Love the total empire videos

[@deutschamerikaner]

Malta has a fort with friggen ENORMOUS pe- I mean cannons. It might have the largest blackpowder cannons in the world.

[@crusaderking2257]

Oh is that me in the thumbnail

[@CzOcian]

Beatiful history.

[@fischerbasham678]

The knights of sad john take over the hole land! (I apologize)

[@durktank5001]

The guy sounds like discount kilian experience

[@willsadventures8418]

Those brigands deserve a promotion

[@guy431]

Brilliant! Now more ;) Deus vult

[@Firedman1]

I love his ascent XD

[@Tymekew]

Epic video, love empire total war

[@zoranivanov3840]

Battle starts General fucking dies

[@anubisd613]

You sound very clear my lord

[@WombatOfDisaster]

The Sea Shanty music my Dude

[@walter942]

Play as the Iroquois next! Conquer America for its native inhabitants!

[@gee8648]

This Irish guy really gets into his battles, doesn't he?

[@Lunkaren]

Fuck, you are funny. The Swedish accent makes it so good.

[@PasqualItizzz]

There was no point invading London. You could have just applied for 1686 flats when you arrived.

[@imahuman6880]

This was funny and awesome.

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Beautiful!

[@madhusudanshrimali4499]

8:19 😂🤣

[@user-rs8lr4yu1h]

You sound like a spacial NPC you encounter when you 100% the game.

[@Peanutcat]

New microphone is great, it sounds the same but without the clipping of the old one.

[@jigglypuffthejigg4952]

You have swords? Well we have the Lord's 😄!!!

[@byzantine2516]

Deus Vult!

[@daborinkid7279]

make more empire videos, these are really good

[@USBEN.]

Funi boi is back .

[@Lukastar1]

5:52 holy shit

[@sukositb]

ah yes, the famous inquisition of England.

[@stopit3869]

Still haven't given up on waiting for your scandinavia ck2 series

[@Eli1234gordon]

Istanbul, more like INSTANT BULLSHIT. - Koifish 2020

[@Daorg300]

Remember me when you rule this wörld my swedish bröther

[@jacobshropshire6888]

Koifish should be a voice actor

[@rauder1906]

Hey crusading in Ck2 lets go.... Wait hold up

[@starlightrose21]

>Thomas Paine is a furry. Now that's not a hot take I ever thought I'd hear.