Real Life Bounty Hunter Talks About His Craziest Catches

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PART 2: • How This Man Trained t...
In this adventure of a video, my friend Ryche tells some tales from his life as a modern-day bounty hunter through the medium of VRChat. Enjoy!
Thanks to these legends for helping with the subtitles:
Alferia - / @alferia
Laki - / @remyrose26
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#storytime #story #vr

[@Azeal]

THIS GOT UN-AGE RESTRICTED YAYYY ALSO PART 2 IS OUT NOW: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hn7dfKiHj82gd8k

[@-DukeFishron]

YASSSS

[@galaxyofequestria]

i live in montana

[@Flooke_177]

@@galaxyofequestria okkkk???????

[@thegvmt]

YOOOOOO

[@artiscommunication.2271]

Excitement.

[@arcnarc]

The way he paused after he said "I shot him in the forehead" scared me so bad and then he said "with a rubber bullet"

[@fuze7885]

Cmon it ain't like bounty hunting where its dead, dead or alive, or alive, like he would only use lethal stuff if the "target" was using lethal force as well y'know?

[@wafflingmyboy1053]

@@fuze7885 it’s still sounds really cool tho you are basically real bounty hunter😅

[@pokemontrainerred6317]

when is that

[@crazyd4ve875]

hes living in yakuza 4

[@tomasmonzon207]

you can still kill someone with a rubber round to the head tho

[@silverhawk8699]

"As a bounty hunter, I don't need a warrant to kick your shit in." *alright, paying my debts right now after that one-liner, not worth the hurty hurt*

[@guywilliam-qj2bi]

Lol

[@repairman-_-]

So how much pain do you feel with the bean bag shot gun

[@hollowtrappedinaelevator320]

@@repairman-_- more than you think

[@MrWongWey]

@@hollowtrappedinaelevator320 I can imagine. I saw a video of that shit in slow motion and it’s not something I’d want to experience in real life.

[@lordfelidae4505]

That is fucking terrifying.

[@vanillaicecream6961]

"He had a body pillow that was practically standing on its own." I don't give half a baked chicken's toe how much that dude's bounty was, if I walked into his room and saw a body pillow standing on its own I would probably die on the spot out of pure disgust and fear.

[@PsycicStriker]

"Baked chicken's toe!" XD

[@theorangegremlin334]

Biological hazard

[@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus]

nuclear fallout radiating off of the body pillow

[@pleon13822]

I don’t get it

[@ianrogers41]

@@pleon13822 Not to go into too much detail but if it's standing on it's own it means alot of a certain bodily fluid has dried on the body pillow

[@daev255]

the fact that he calls his Uniform "Drip" makes me respect him even more than before

[@margotrosendorn6371]

Why do people call it drip anyway?

[@Anti-UTTP_is_better_than_UTTP9]

DRIP

[@orphandestroyer]

@@margotrosendorn6371 drippin out the wazoooooo sheeeeeeesh

[@cerberus6252]

The dudes a wanna be coo he should just go to the academy instead of ruining peoples day

[@Anti-UTTP_is_better_than_UTTP9]

@@cerberus6252 nah he doesn’t want to spend YEARS at a academy..

[@6millionbees]

So basically he kicks down the door and says "your rights are unavailable right now please try again at a later date"

[@Azeal]

"error: rights not found"

[@holykonchu7250]

*Hotline Miami 2 music plays* "Your rights are forfeit" Also bean bag guns hurt :(

[@pastaking8777]

I think it is exactly like you said, their rights are currently unavailable and they must try again at a later date

[@mistamemewide]

[Payday Heist Music Plays]

[@infamous1164]

*"Your free trial of rights have expired. Would you like to pay for a premium plan?"*

[@MrWongWey]

“If you took a black light in there it would look like a metropolitan painting” I fucking died holy shit.

[@krajicsek13]

Sounds like a Guardians of the galaxy reference

[@granularcarp8969]

It pretty much is a guardians reference tbh

[@cryamistellimek9184]

@@granularcarp8969 except in the movie it’s referred to a Jackson Pollock painting

[@ty_teynium]

@@cryamistellimek9184 I thought it was Jackson Pollock he meant; and the movie I recall was referenced in was Ex Machina.

[@snyper105]

We too low

[@cdchasgotyou4346]

If this guy is still available for hire, I want to hire him for a personal interview and hangout. He sounds like a chill person

[@NotOnDrugs]

Do you still want to hire me? 😄

[@pot7979]

​@@NotOnDrugs You are the guy? Can you prove it?

[@breadloaf1840]

They need to make a yt channel and talk about this

[@screech9416]

24:10 gives vibes of “Is Scott here?” *[Scott jumps out the window]* “You know what? He just left…”

[@yourfriendjase]

“You’re not treating me like a person!” Ma’am, I just pulled you out of a dog house

[@Ribbons0121R121]

please tell me you have any context to this

[@yourfriendjase]

@@Ribbons0121R121 when he was telling the story of arresting a Karen at her house I expected him to say what I commented after he found her hiding in a dog house

[@jamiesmith2093]

that is a ridiculously sick burn

[@NotDanP1an]

@@Ribbons0121R121 22:48 is the start of the story

[@pastorpatrick6893]

Lol

[@Nero1337G]

"you have to buy your own gear" imagine a guy breaking in your house with full hotline miami mode on

[@Beltboy]

BOUNTY HUNTER UNLOCKED: Kingsryche22 - More Gun Experience But fr imagine a Hotline Miami style game where one unfortunate bounty hunter is forced to use their guns because the dude called an entire army to save his ass

[@MOTIVATED_SPARDA]

Hello there

[@Tuncud_Raruci]

@@MOTIVATED_SPARDA “You’ll be happy to know, you are victims of a robbery” How the frack did you get that from Spanish language tapes?

[@MOTIVATED_SPARDA]

@@Tuncud_Raruci the files, I hacked them

[@MOTIVATED_SPARDA]

@@Tuncud_Raruci I am beyond your laws of science

[@suyarhys4000]

God I wanna listen to this guy just talk about his bounting hunting adventures everyday

[@artscraftsgaming7169]

Ngl whoever he ends up marrying will never run out of things to talk about with him.

[@Pancakeonapan]

I love how this guy sounds like hes actually enjoying his job and he has definitely earned all my respect for arresting karens

[@NepNero]

"All those things you call rights?" "GONE" I laughed my ass off at this

[@oliverdominguezmoreno5588]

3:35

[@spacemarine6212]

Gone, reduced to atoms.

[@batkamarri13]

@@spacemarine6212 XD HAHAHAH

[@mnovenislost5495]

aye how the hell did you make your message green?

[@batkamarri13]

@@mnovenislost5495 who?

[@popeval6654]

"What happened to my rights!?" "Gone, reduced to atoms"

[@atlas_of_prescottia]

"I used my rights to destroy my rights."

[@ICaligvla]

Rights are null and void when you choose to ignore laws of the society that gives you those rights. That being said some rights are restored to you after imprisonment.

[@sgt0pimienta532]

@@ICaligvla That is literally not how it works. Rights are never rescinded, that only happens with contracts. The rest of rights are permanent. If you become a terrorist and someone shoots you in the street while you were shopping, THEY go to jail.

[@5lkp4]

"You should have gone for the nearest court"

[@poppindoppins9239]

What happened to Lincoln assasinated

[@luthelightbringer3833]

*Story Plotline | Enjoy and Have a Good One Ya'll* 0:00 - Bounty Hunter Info 5:37 - Neckbeard Samurai Tragedy 15:35 - Arresting Karens and Darens 16:32 - Bounty Hunter Equipment 18:06 - Bounty Hunter Info 22:54 - Karen Nessbit Time 29:48 - Cookies & Cakes 31:06 - Wiffle Bat

[@jitney1]

ty

[@inorishiki7803]

Thanks for the time stamps

[@MrRofi-jp7mo]

Why was this bi moaning over the wiffle bat???

[@dracko158]

Him: *"Arresting Karens is the best!"* It it possible to learn this forbiddened power?

[@nomore6258]

Reminds of when my dad told me about his interactions with bounty hunters. My dads a cop, and in my state, bounty hunters are more “Wild West”, and are able to do some interesting stuff. Like for instance, they are legally allowed to do whatever it takes to get at their target. Two times my dad saw it, one guy used a chainsaw to cut down someone’s front door, and the other time, the dude got a helicopter and dropped a tree through the bounties roof.

[@Azeal]

Holy shit lmao

[@shoelessbandit1581]

I wonder what this guy's thought process was that getting a helicopter and a tree was his first plan instead of more conventional methods lmao

[@isaacthoskanyhinojosamoral6396]

@@shoelessbandit1581 for real

[@kadenwolf7465]

@@shoelessbandit1581 He’s the bounty hunter I would want to hire.

[@questionmark8059]

@@Azeal imagine accidentally doing it to the wrong house.

[@bsg-wrencha-snake2676]

"I've had to tackle a Karen, that was one if my best days" words of an absolute legends.

[@IrobtheCheaksLilBro]

*legend

[@Charlemagne771]

*legend

[@skullxenator679]

Time stamp?

[@CrawDad1131]

@@skullxenator679 just put your ADHD in check for a half hour and watch the video.

[@lago_onn5644]

@@CrawDad1131 LMFAO

[@zakarydugas423]

Person with the bail : "Come back with a warrant" Bounty Hunter : "This is the part where we throw our heads back and laugh"

[@dolores111]

I hope I'm not the only one who imagines this guy wearing a wacky costume in all his stories

[@Azeal]

lmao fair

[@mrcrazy6265]

I imagine him wearing his vrchat avatars or the mandalorian suit

[@VolcanicoD.S.]

“Arresting Karens is the best”-The words of a legend

[@mohamadbazil8120]

To be honest it would be greatest thing one less karen in the world

[@wildpacktv5470]

I was going to like your comment but somehow my dog liked it before I could🙃🙃

[@VolcanicoD.S.]

@@wildpacktv5470 That dog knows Karens are the worst people

[@wildpacktv5470]

@@VolcanicoD.S. Yes yes he does. Especially because he's a pit bull people tend to think he's going to hurt them my sister said she's seen people move to the other side of the street when they were out for a walk. But yes he does know what a Karen is

[@Scott-ro5wg]

Justice had been made

[@goldenrodprime226]

“I don’t need a warrant to kick your shit in.” Based

[@Azeal]

Based and epicpilled

[@C0ldD1rective]

Sounds like some cloaker shit. *"THE SAFEWORD IS POLICE BRUTALITY"*

[@grate9]

@@C0ldD1rective "WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK"

[@FBIAGENT725]

@@grate9 *WULULULULULU*

[@grate9]

@@FBIAGENT725 *[INSERTNAME IS DOWNED!]*

[@yoinky_]

“All those things you call rights, GONE” *sad Saul Goodman noises*

[@Azeal]

lmao

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

“So I’m just staring at this tragedy” I don’t know why but his delivery killed me

[@Erron2005]

Alternate title: Bounty Hunter Arrests a discord mod.

[@stinkysteve8392]

he did say he needed to text someone lol

[@relentless_shotgun8207]

legit shows all the attributes of a discord mod if you tell me that dude isn't a mod i don't know what they are

[@rpmorangutan7362]

Dang that got me while I was drinking

[@Ribbons0121R121]

i mean, yeah he deserves it but poor bh man he's just doin his job

[@vergil4220]

Another alternate title: *Bounty hunter arrests a Weeb*

[@huntersolo8322]

"Come back with a warrant" "I am the warrant" "Not yet" "It's treason then"

[@hyperblitz2070]

"My face is my warrant."

[@halfknight2310]

I love this. I can just see this in my head

[@Colebacca]

Nice

[@DarthVader0001]

Sounds...familiar

[@snoringsnorlax9981]

@@DarthVader0001 your lack of faith.... Disturbs me

[@MetagrossOverlordX]

24:00 is like that scene from Scott Pilgrim Bounty Hunter: Is Mrs. Nesbitt home? Mr. Nesbitt: You know what? *door closing noises* She just left

[@Zaansemayo]

This man needs to make a KZbin channel and talk about this, it’s so fun

[@ZackEDM]

This dude is like the chillest bounty hunter I've seen

[@Tempusverum]

Goes to show, “Antique weapons and hoakie religions are no match for a good blaster”

[@enacondairachena3242]

That's also the only bounty hunter i've ever seen

[@Lazyguy143]

How many bounty hunters have you met?

[@NezbolOG]

@bjacobs785 I’ve met a few ,all after me they usually go missing , ok now I’m getting screamed at by some negative 3 year old.

[@ranggasaktibudiputra1547]

@@NezbolOG oh-

[@dat1elite981]

*Forgets to pay bail* This dude: "Give me the plant."

[@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle]

Is... Is that a JoJolion reference?

[@jameskristian3617]

@@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle I think it is a wall-e meme

[@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle]

@@jameskristian3617 that makes more sense

[@etherealhawk]

Wall-E

[@thumpsmcgee6899]

Me hitting up my guy at like 2am on a work night “Give me the plant”

[@nofxk]

The random moaning towards the end caught me so off guard that I almost fell over

[@Azeal]

lol

[@nofxk]

@@Azeal Nice video man, sending best wishes and hope you're doing well mentally.

[@fabienchamberland4791]

31:26 ''Perfect! Time to destroy his image!'' Man, this line makes me laugh every time!

[@gabibourgeois6654]

I can just imagine him kicking a person’s door open yelling “I don’t need a warrant!”

[@arthurhartvig3580]

BITCH I AM THE WARRANT

[@levievil9220]

No no BITCH MY SHOE IS THE WARRANT

[@jeremyjackson8862]

And thats when reality hit

[@jamesshore3191]

Sounds like a great way to get a chest full of buckshot at close range.

[@TKDragon75]

@@jamesshore3191 Yeah probably and since they are usually private contractors the person probably won't be arrested for murder of a leo, just regular murder.

[@yes7281]

This dude sounds like he's having a blast just talking about his job, he has obtained happiness.

[@drewinsur7321]

mannnn sometimes you can have a shitty paying job but the people you hangout and things you do are so fun and crazy its worth your time. for example i have a friend in private security here in brazil and the mofocka LOVES to tell "good morning shootouts" he has with the drug trafickers near his job site lol "YOOOOO SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GO TO SLEEP YOU DRUGGED OUT" "SHUT UP LIL UPPER CLASS GUARD DOG" and they start shooting at each other for the hell of it... he even knows all the thugs by name and hangout together on weekends at the beach...

[@heartsofgoldd7388]

EYO NO JOKE WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE ZELDA T SHIRT I WAS LEGIT PLAYING ZELDA AT THE SAME TIME

[@jorblikedis7648]

@@drewinsur7321 that's wholesome🤧

[@foopadr9076]

Wouldn't you be happy too if you could harass people legally?

[@wolfin9717]

As a Florida person I am ready for this

[@rozelia_the_octo06]

Has it really been like, a year since I watched this? This is one of the coolest videos I've watched. These videos are so neat, and your content is pretty neat. Keep it up!

[@Azeal]

Thank you so much, and welcome back :)

[@Drekromancer]

Damn, what a cool guy. He gave so many details and genuine reactions to things. I actually believe him!

[@annatheartperson]

24:10 "Is Scott home?" "Actually..." **glass shattering** "... he just left."

[@lukehurlbut5963]

This is the greatest reference I've ever gotten in my entire 17 years of being alive

[@devonmarks1451]

I was about to say my mans got scott pilgrimed

[@sirdurtle9519]

Oh my God that is literally exactly what happened

[@somerandomguy5382]

@@lukehurlbut5963 ikr

[@user-ue9ny6ld6r]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT LMAO

[@sumowww]

I like how at the start the bounty hunter walks over and says “Just got off of work”. Like he saw a group of people and was like “I should go tell them about my day and my job as a bounty hunter”

[@albinocyclopse9952]

And I'm so glad he did

[@ArsenicPaste]

@@albinocyclopse9952 same

[@alshabib5849]

he knows atleast someone in that group because they are yellow names (indicates someone on your friends list in VRchat) the guy filming it likely knows him and the others don't

[@sixer7097]

Man those stories were hella good tho. Didnt mind wasting half an hour listening to em man

[@bgm_identifier]

Bounty hunting in modern world is like they're in some isekai novel or something, hunting down or sealing both non-ethereal and ethereal monsters.

[@ninaa4192]

It should be a yearly tradition to have this guy back on the channel to share more fantastic stories

[@wote2760]

love how he refers to his gear as "The Drip"

[@edsonenriqueramirezcruz707]

Respect The Drip

[@sandroantidze2317]

Respect the drip

[@markyboi8696]

Respect The *Drip*

[@justanoobytoo8235]

Respect The Drip

[@Cartzeoon]

Respect the drip

[@mus_tard2131]

“I will defend my house!” Now you see this is where a boss health bar would show up

[@Azeal]

He’s a miniboss at most tho lmao

[@marshmallow3200]

Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown.

[@duskiboi3960]

@@marshmallow3200 literally cackling rn lmao

[@lavasurfer6548]

Oh my god yes it's literally perfect

[@Phoenix-nk8tg]

Its a fake-out boss, you hit him once and his bones disintegrate

[@baltothewolf]

lmao what a great storyteller Barely even fumbles his words, just a coherent story that you can tell clearly happened to him

[@Chloroxite]

This guy is making bounty hunting sound like the real life equivalent of some of the video games I've played. If I were any more of a thrill seeker, but yeah no im not a fighter and I'm definitely not going to put my life on the line. 😅

[@Jayteezaman]

"He had a body pillow. It was standing on its own at that point." The image that is now burned into my mind...

[@thechargentarge1341]

That body pillow would be. *C R U S T Y*

[@cakeman7364]

@@thechargentarge1341 crusty crab

[@hungry_khid1007]

Can someone explain

[@NotASpyPootis]

@@hungry_khid1007 someone liked leaving stains on it with his small pathetic dong

[@GhostOfDamned]

@@hungry_khid1007 you dont need to know ;-;

[@w3lcom39]

I love how he embraces the term “bounty hunting”. It sounds less lame than bail bonds agent.

[@Azeal]

truee

[@yukisohma19]

might be because he's, idk, making this shit up

[@BitrateBilly]

@@yukisohma19 no, bails bondsmen are real, it's illegal to have the job available in most countries besides america and the phillapines

[@gektoast4968]

@@yukisohma19 what makes you think so? The fact that it’s coming from someone on vrchat or that you’ve done no research? Cause if this is made up he is absolutely incredible at improv and instantaneous storytelling, and should be doing an acting job.

[@roycecrisonpicardal131]

@@gektoast4968 lemme just say if he is making this stuff up, he is a great fuckin liar

[@Andaisdet]

“The name’s Bond, Bail Bonds.”

[@gamingcollection4448]

I really like this guy, good advice and stories.

[@shimokiba802]

“You need a Warrant” Him: I AM THE WARRANT *Boss Music*

[@AmariZLuv]

Also Him: Reality can be whatever I want

[@Moostar95]

The only thing they fear plays....

[@sengiko]

Not yet

[@pizzadragon2699]

@@sengiko It's treason then...

[@bitchboi2289]

*Dark souls music intensifies*

[@Sky_darts]

The family walking by the bounty hunter be like: *”Smile and wave boys, smile and wave…”*

[@Azeal]

LOL

[@VojV0dA5506]

Lmao 🤣 That got me!

[@s3mir659]

How did you connect those things together? 😂 Madagaskar ... Kowalski, is it? Thanks chat, Skipper is his name.

[@ChairMan17]

@@s3mir659 Skipper I believe.

[@justsaynonotnowihaveyoutub6739]

@@ChairMan17 learn Madagascar knowledge

[@SirChumba]

I really want to hear more stories from him, he tells them so well with some great humor in between it. Its really interesting to hear about.

[@Herkolesboi]

i k its been a month but this guy shits out bs

[@SparkStudiosTunes]

I completely lost it at “he came after me with a wiffle bat”.

[@Bailey_Dreamfoot]

I love how everyone is just silently listening to this guys happily talk about his job. Wholesome internet points

[@Azeal]

I love getting to hear this stuff firsthand. Some of my best moments in VR have been the ones I've captured on camera.

[@devol3829]

@@Azeal What i dont get how can you tell apart people who actually do the things they say and professional liars? I mean the guy in the video certainly sounds genuine but i mean as a whole.

[@polariaosu]

@@devol3829 Even very good liars can't produce good enough fake information to a sufficiently intelligent group of people. There would be something that doesn't quite line up eventually, I feel, if they were lying

[@daigunsaga2631]

this video got a lot more cozy after reading this comment :)

[@seawarshark6674]

Feels like a father telling stories to their kids.

[@crimsonsam9814]

He sounds really young tbh, good for him getting such a fulfilling career.

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

I hope my son doesn't do something stupid in the future and has to meet this guy

[@milkwiway5924]

@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 i hope i wont XD

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

@Austin Smd So? He doesn't need a permit to bust in yo house

[@word69420]

Prob bc he’s lying lol

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

@@word69420 not really It's actually a real job that they enjoy, sadly it looks like you don't have a good job

[@kaden5937]

12:15 "Yes officer, I am complaining that your arrest was not FDA approved."

[@s4rk3y97]

17:25 'they prefer they back alive' he says

[@addinix17]

"That's not much of a life" Jesus christ you fucking killed him

[@therealthatcatstabe360]

"He had a body pillow" Me: Aight- "It was standing up on its own" Ayo _wtf_

[@tiendungle2465]

if that thing can stand on its own it’s probably crunchy like you shove 40 bag of Lays in that pillow

[@GoldenOrderBS]

@@tiendungle2465 I don't like that mental image

[@sltrskid]

he came inside it so much it became a sentient creature

[@mortarion9813]

@@sltrskid "Oh God. The sperm didn't die."

[@zermon_ghostyt4060]

Aight?

[@cutebubbleUwU]

this is the first video i ever watched from azeal and i fell in love with his content so this will be in my memory forever

[@ozyisgoated]

This was really entertaining, that bounty hunter is really sympathetic

[@julianamos1561]

“Drop the soap in some gulag” spoken like a true man

[@raptakula8469]

but there is no soap in gulag.

[@larrypoppins6273]

@@raptakula8469 in gulag, soap drops you. And then grigori claps your cheeks.

[@br8973]

@@larrypoppins6273 and dimitri claps em too

[@alicorn3924]

@@br8973 No you give Dimitri sloppy toppy.

[@acrobatic_beef]

@@raptakula8469 there's none because everybody dropped it all

[@anuragneelam8527]

"what job do you have by the way?" "its Bondsman. Bail Bondsman."

[@m4pvr8]

Or JamesBond?

[@robloxman7151]

UNDERRATED

[@Luka-bt2ve]

@@m4pvr8 James Bondsman

[@m4pvr8]

@@Luka-bt2ve oh my Croissant

[@nightlypiano4116]

@@Luka-bt2ve Bailmes Bondsman

[@darc22005]

Man I remember when this video first dropped. its crazy how many stories have been shared on your channel already. Looking forward to everyone that comes on

[@JayIsOkay420]

I come back to this video every now and then, it's one of the funniest stories every and is so great to listen to . I genuinely want to meet this man

[@elc9975]

“if you took a black light in there it would’ve looked like a metropolitan painting” 💀

[@WTFisTingispingis]

Same energy as Star-Lord.

[@corymcneeley1]

“If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.”

[@venicethehedgehog4122]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@secretname2670]

@@corymcneeley1 keyed and artpilled

[@natekim6495]

"When you go to jail, those things you call rights, they don't exist for you anymore" is such a powerful line

[@happyszzzzs2173]

@Ty Bey my dad's employee was arrested cuz they couldn't find the real person and they wanted to close the case

[@cantthinkofaname5046]

@@happyszzzzs2173 yikes

[@WereCreed]

Your rights become more restricted, but you tend to have more rights and protections than any C.O.

[@uzakirev13yearsago21]

When you change your sexuality, those things you call rights, they don't exist anymore

[@fordgt5383]

@@uzakirev13yearsago21 what are you even talking about?

[@poledo4605]

I really want to see more of this mans Bounty Hunter historys

[@natalien8763]

This guy is such a good story teller

[@toxicbro24242]

"As a Bounty Hunter, I don't need a warrant to kick your shit in" my day is made, thank you.

[@RhythmEchoXD]

Most Chad sentence I've ever heard

[@dacrazysoldier3473]

I AM THE WARRANT

[@bombdotcom2168]

Im genuinely considering becoming one of these people instead of a marine,

[@evangelinenotarte5224]

@@bombdotcom2168 LOL

[@Tony_zr]

@@bombdotcom2168 I’m also thinking about being a marine but after I finish high school lmao it’s my last year but the job this guy has seems fun.

[@lifeisbreadbros6343]

"I saw a body pillow... it was standing up on its own at that point." Is my favorite sentence in this story.

[@myolua]

why does my pizza look so disgusting now?

[@maggintons]

If it was in good condition it might have worked as collateral

[@myolua]

@@maggintons can you do not?

[@L0calLEGEND]

The quote @9:43

[@user-ej4eq5im4r]

@@maggintons AHAHAHAHHAHA

[@masque8930]

This guy is just so chill, I love it

[@melvinschramm6066]

This is so interesting Im watching it now for the 2nd time ! Respect for doing such a though Job

[@GentleGiantJoe]

Yo, being a hunter is crazy, you're basically forced to use non-lethal, and having to deal with people who can use lethal. Dude is braver than most I know, wish him all the luck.

[@Azeal]

That’s very true and very kind of you!

[@yesmybagel2751]

Reminds me of patty mayo

[@spacetacos7574]

Yeah It’s like padded boxing mittens against people with brass knuckles But hey,the law is law Another advantage cops have over hunters

[@dn_walk3r161]

@@yesmybagel2751 Yeah please don't compare this guy's heroic acts to that fake ass content.

[@thc_freebaser]

@@dn_walk3r161 hERoIC bro he's a vulture to the bottom class people that can barely afford food for themselves let alone to stay out of prison, not that it's his fault they went but I don't think intimidating people into paying bonds is exactly "heroic"

[@Enderlinkpawnu]

“If you took a blacklight in there it would look like a metropolitan painting.” I was had at that moment.

[@yerrrrray]

That was gold 🤣

[@jacekkono5484]

I think that exact line was said by Peter Q in Guardians of the Galaxy volume 1

[@oompalumpus699]

Truth is often stranger than fiction. Love his stories.

[@metalclawsteelheart]

29:30 "ah, freeman!"

[@MeneCenter69]

Being a bail bonds agent/bounty hunter sounds interesting now

[@prof.maniak5925]

@Isabella Henao Same here~! XD

[@Kris8anfangirl4670]

I might try to do it.

[@daprotato]

its very dangerous my uncle is a bounty hunter and he got jumpped by 5 guys all with guns that surrounded him

[@Yuki_Ika7]

i am in no way built that way mentally or physically but it does sound like quite the time (not that i would ever become one)

[@gamertrask9153]

If I have the power to become immortal or a better self confidence I’d try it

[@MelMelMel]

I like to imagine Cowboy Bebop music while he's on one of his jobs

[@Azeal]

YES

[@MelMelMel]

@@Azeal 3, 2, 1, let's jam! - *Crappy recorder version of the opening while the weeb comes down stairs with his samurai sword*

[@DatLeo47]

@@MelMelMel *And then there is a random JoJo fan with him*

[@MelMelMel]

@@DatLeo47 AYYAYAYAYYAYAAAYYYYYYYYY

[@DatLeo47]

@@MelMelMel *Aztec dubstep plays*

[@emiliocerchiaro4386]

That neckbeard story feels like something pulled straight from a Deadpool comic. That was hilarious.

[@claudeqin]

“I don’t need a warrant to kick your shit in” The best quote in this video lmfaooo

[@prankonic4735]

"the body pillow was like, standing on its own" W H A T

[@revisedss]

EÆ

[@bobbobberson1923]

cum

[@kurbii5216]

@@bobbobberson1923 you mean yum 🤤

[@Ma_ku083]

*insert Orchestra version of Giornos theme best part*

[@itsjordy2180]

Just when I thought crunchy socks was the worst I've ever heard

[@shadowclann28]

"Nesbitt": leaves Guy: actually she's out right now I mean not wrong but still

[@memorableman3709]

Like that one scene in scott pilgrimm vs the world. Bounty hunter: Is Nesbitt here? Husband: Uh, actually- *Nesbitt CLEARLY jumps straight through the window just behind Husband* Husband: She just left…

[@philippeleprohon4823]

@@memorableman3709 I'm dying from the image XD

[@77trick]

r/technicallythetruth lmao

[@Pav]

@@memorableman3709 literally came to make that exact comment! Fair play man

[@youngfamily2869]

@@memorableman3709 your man is a legend

[@lazarlol4132]

He's got stand-up comedy material. With some refinement, he'd genuinely be good. Enjoyed listening through.

[@liosvartd.mendoza6840]

This was not only fun, but surprisingly wholesome for some reason

[@riegen.]

"He had a body pillow and it was standing on its own" It better not be DAMN ROCK SOLID!

[@justsomeguy2743]

What do you think 😂

[@caohimesuzuki7389]

There might be some Mayo stains on it

[@stynnguyen6085]

Shit i got Fithy Frank vibes when he said that 😂

[@bigsmoke5234]

@@caohimesuzuki7389 * in *

[@de20]

He had so much sex with his body pillow it stands on its own now

[@CSGhostAnimation]

8:06 VR chat captures gestures so well. The moment where the bounty hunter raises his hand, tilts his head a little, and is like "wtf are you doing" is so funny.

[@suddencrysis3134]

Funny seeing you here, anything hot coming off the animation papers.

[@CSGhostAnimation]

@@suddencrysis3134 yeah

[@linear1224]

It's nice to see you in comment sections.

[@Soup-Boy]

Yess lol

[@TimSzabo]

Can't trust everything you hear.

[@johngun4377]

Honestly the most impressive part of this video is his impeccable pronunciation of Worcestershire

[@Zephirite.]

8:18 The player in the corner made the Weeb pose, I can't--

[@nosuuddo456]

"Open up, police" "eh" "Open up, Bail Bondsman" * John wick music slowly begins to rise, grabs the wiffle bat *

[@Yuki_Ika7]

or, or, doom music starts up but then imideaitly stops when he hits his head on the pitching machine

[@nkromancerN]

*other dude pulls out a decorative katana with 1 durability*

[@Apollo2381]

@@derkrampus9986 *Neckbeard runs upstairs* [You picked up Amazon Katana]

[@Tega_Mroll]

Yes

[@randomrandom-zt5ms]

"and he's just lie: bonk, bumb, plop" and the dude just cracks his skull of a freaking piching machine. and the wife just "eh. your doing great honey!" i laughed so hard at that one.

[@exudeku]

"He got a body pillow standing on its own" Jesus Christ, may the Lord have mercy on this man's soul

[@jrissyyt432]

Man was down bad

[@derak1337]

Shit had me truly LMFAO, woke up a whole house cus it's 2 AM.

[@nickdavis27]

DISGUSTANG!

[@Percival917]

He's not even a weeb stereotype, he's a living caricature of a weeb stereotype.

[@timothylolcats8020]

hope the lord doesn’t have mercy bro

[@getyoassonsomewhere]

I met one of these guys while I was working at a parts store. Dude pulled up in a Bentley and was built like Booker T. Crazy stories from Jamaica to Russia, I could have listened all day

[@Bayleaf6399]

Ive watched this one so many times. Just hearing this guy talk is so damn fun

[@Absorbant]

This is literally the fucking coolest guy i've ever seen. He would be a great friend. And he definitely seems legit, because he knows the laws well, and he didn't act like he was making up stories on the spot.

[@fist-of-doom487]

He may just be well read but this mans story sounds legit

[@joshj8127]

My main reason for thinking this sounds legit is that hes reminded of something by questions so you know it's not a rehearsed story. And he isnt taking long to recall anything so I dont think anyone could make things up on the fly that fast.

[@icaneditforyou8888]

*Mhm*

[@ninjafire3583]

@@fist-of-doom487 the yt who made this has seen his badge and is doing a ride along

[@ninjafire3583]

@@joshj8127 the UT who made the vid has seen his badge and is doing a ride along

[@crazyarceus4617]

i genuinely want a podcast of this guy just talking about his job for hours on end, shit sounds wild.

[@iharleyi]

Right though?! Dead-ass I would actually listen to this I don't listen to many podcasts but this guy just talkin about his job is entertaining to me But this guy definitely has some stories to tell

[@Ara-gq7sb]

I would pay so much for that

[@edwardheroes7567]

Yes, it is so good i didnt even realized i sit here listening to him for half hour xd ould love to hear more from him.

[@Veolfen]

There's actually some bounty hunters that you can follow on youtube who are filming their interventions, one of the most well known is "Patty Mayo". Very interesting to follow

[@Aurora_808]

@@Veolfen Patty Mayo isn't a real bail bondsman though.

[@Appa1315]

“How many cups and cans there were?” “More than there needed to be” “Oh my fucking god” Best line ever.

[@smithwesson1896]

This dude's career can be best summed up with "I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold."

[@NovaStrikePFAdmin]

Dude, this guy will punch Karen's for a fucking Big Mac. I KID YOU NOT!

[@Azeal]

HE WILL

[@The-cobra-onyx]

LUL HE SURE WILL *SHEEEsh*

[@TheDiggity42]

this guy would fistfight god for half a bagel

[@peterlane7128]

@@TheDiggity42 and God would end up like: "Just take the bagel, Medamn..."

[@four7685]

Life goals

[@tekz5073]

person that owes bail: "come back when you have a warrant". Bounty hunter: 'BITCH I AM THE WARRANT'

[@useraccount333]

Literally. If you've fucked up enough to have an honest-to-God bounty hunter on your ass, the time for warrants is LONG past!

[@lorddude123]

@@useraccount333 not true, several states still require a warrant or police escort to go in

[@jennyjin1617]

@@lorddude123 not in this context smarta*s

[@andrewz1915]

No one like this coment its at a perfect number

[@andrewz1915]

@@theorangegremlin334 you FOOL i unlike it and its now perfect >:)))

[@jorujo9804]

I was expecting those bounty hunters that we see on movies but this is so much better this guy should be proud of the job he has.