Real Life Item Rarities

[@blazethegame]

Gavin never stops his transformation into a true eldritch horror

[@phenexxxx]

it’s only a matter of time that we are absorbed into the flesh mass that calls itself gavintino

[@shademandude712]

So true 😭😭

[@Supp_Blue]

Blue

[@jyosongurung5583]

@@Supp_Blue yes

[@juanix9948]

wet

[@lukelewis3726]

As a South African I can indeed confirm that the truck is indeed from Lenasia and our currency is based off of Pirates

[@ChadKimberly01]

Thank you for the confirmation, Luke

[@lukelewis3726]

No problem, Chad Kimberly

[@user-dy1hm2lf4z]

@@RielyPiely leg

[@pissapocalypse]

@@RielyPiely leg end

[@redmist6630]

ever since i was young I wanted to steal the target ball

[@Dudles101]

The worm biden bit was genuinally one of the funniest bits on this channel

[@escapingnoone9442]

I can't believe I nearly didn't watch this video. I could have missed Worm Biden. I could have gone my entire life without ever witnessing Worm Biden. Imagine how tragic that would have been. Oh the humanity. He really turned himself into a worm. Truly inspirational. wow.

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

8:06 The irony is that the Target Ball is an anti-vehicle defense to stop people from driving into the store implemented after the terror attacks in 2009

[@estud6411]

holy shit, this changes certain aspects of my childhood. how dare you

[@frogwhatandviolin8715]

he is lying i work at target. we keep the creature in the back that lays them. they are eggs

[@estud6411]

​@@frogwhatandviolin8715 well, then this IMPROVES certain aspects of my childhood... greatly.

[@yobaugst3369]

@@frogwhatandviolin8715 Yea but the only reason Target created The Creature™ is to have it lay eggs to stop people driving into the store. Why do you think they're so bouncy?

[@smokeyplane3285]

@@yobaugst3369 Target Ball Industrial Complex™ proving quality anti-vehicle defense solutions since 2009

[@play__everything]

Holy shit he actually kept his scheduled upload promise This has to be against some form of unwritten youtuber laws

[@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380]

Ygs every friday!

[@YCCMAnon]

And the videos are going crazy

[@soulofconflict]

It's because the CPM was through the roof in December

[@CaptainStereo]

Awkward silence

[@play__everything]

@@CaptainStereo yeaaaa.....

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

Carson and his friends are the perfect people to determine the rarities of objects and sort them in a tier list

[@fayah8865]

The effort you put in to ruin a kid's day by being rude to them in the comments in multiple videos off of Carson alone is immeasurable. If you put that much effort in getting a life you'd be out there winning Oscars!

[@NicholeXD]

@@fayah8865 wtf are you talking about

[@fayah8865]

@@NicholeXD the dude i was talking to deleted his comment lol

[@pissapocalypse]

@@fayah8865 you didn't @ anyone so it looks like you're saying it to OP lol

[@fayah8865]

@@pissapocalypse yeah my bad

[@Naxuru]

Every time I watch a CallmeCarson video I lose a little more brain cells. I couldn’t be happier.

[@mayflowwy]

oh you will be

[@tsup2]

Ignorance is bliss, and you're well on your way to it.

[@godlikefish1193]

You won't be able to feel anything _other_ than happiness soon enough

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

Finally, someone loses braincells somehow happily!

[@jellyfishsquawk]

i feel brain dead

[@justquacks]

the piss detectives cannot be avoided

[@snp..]

SO true...

[@JoshuaAndres]

🕵️‍♂️yup… that’s piss

[@AmericanMetalhead100]

Quack

[@KapalAsin]

This rare item tier list started off normal but with Leg rarity, then they updated their tier list based off how wet they are. Things get wilder as Gavin gave them abstract things like Happy New Year and Particle Physics, somehow they started a Big Bang Theory skit where people play as a door and rock. After that they dress up Gomba wearing Gay Trash cap, and ended up with a PNG of a worm voiced by an AI Joe Biden that talks about how powerful he is as a worm. Oh yeah Barrack Obama was there, as a worm.

[@vaclavbastl500]

Just your regular CMC video

[@elwiwi4638]

i love this goomba

[@bycuritiba]

none of these words are in the bible

[@elwiwi4638]

@@bycuritiba gavin was in the bible once

[@tylercreative3096]

Sounds like a typical fever dream.

[@fayah8865]

make this a character arc for gavin: every time he says something sexist, something about cheese or something generally wrong his discord pfp gets more distorted by 1%, wonder what monstrousity he'll be in 2 weeks lol

[@wawayalert]

Within the first hour it’s a single red pixel

[@JabberwockySuperfly507]

How the hell did this change from a slightly unusual tier list video to Worm Biden

[@CallMeCarson]

he turned himself into a worm. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@JoshuaAndres]

@@CallMeCarson you should do a video where it’s a sitcom of various presidents from throughout history

[@TheMusicMan07]

@@CallMeCarson Could you Please tell us what voice mod was used to voice the worm Carson??

[@coolusername588]

Happy New Year, Carson!! Can't wait for what you have for us next year!

[@robertglogowski777]

Ayo that was pretty uncommon of you

[@Mapplesproductions]

Particle physics should be 2 rarities at the same time

[@Cam_Can_Play]

I don't know if particle physics is common or epic until I look inside the tier list.

[@jordanvokolek3376]

How tf did this video evolve into Worm Biden

[@Home_Rich]

You don't want to associate with the FBI FBI FBI FBI FBI FBI Flatworm. 🎇 🎆 Bowel Inspection 🍾

[@vaclavbastl500]

Worm Biden

[@confusedbakugo1373]

everything eventually does

[@splooshbetired_]

By defenition, unless there is a single molecule of water, then water has to be wet, because the definition of wet, is covered by saturated by, or surrounded by water. Judging by the picture, you were refering to a bucket of water, this meaning that the water had to be wet, because there is more then one molecule in a bucket.

[@retro2323]

I almost died from choking on my water because I was laughing so hard. Thanks Carson.

[@SuperPrestogamer]

Yeah but was the water wet?

[@ethantrompert3404]

If water is wet or not is not an opinion, it has an answer. Water as a quality can make things wet. Its not wet itself. I dont get why people would argue its wet, its not even something we can sense. What does it even truly mean to be wet? Has anyone ever thought about that?

[@wessel5678]

So far these new weekly uploads have been top teir! I'm hoping you'll keep this quality throughout the year and beyond! Good luck boy!

[@elwiwi4638]

the pink guy saying "im sheldon" after saying the most non sheldon things ever made me go lol xd

[@Art__E]

7:05 very disappointed no one said “I can’t handle this”

[@wolvesunguarded4220]

6:51 We gonna talk about the cut right here and what he started to say…

[@TiaTista]

1:07 The fact it cut and suddenly an emoji was in "Lame" I cried

[@Eeevonn]

water is wet because water makes stuff wet and water touches itself

[@That_Potato_Cat]

The very words that come out of Gavin’s mouth are enough to make a Chinese emperor fall to his knees in grief.

[@maxtes252]

Whether or not the water is wet, the bucket containing the water is wet so it can go in wet tier.

[@Neo_Sprout]

I believe even Albert Einstein would be intimidated by your intelligence.

[@Toast_Sandwich]

Something is defined as being “wet” if it is covered in water. Therefore, 2+ molecules of water are wet. However, a singular water molecule, without any other water molecules, is not wet. So, in summary: Water (singular) is not wet. Water (plural) is wet.

[@geralddinkle4323]

This was an above average callmecarson video

[@darkerrorcode]

I like the implication that a whole dog is less valuable than the leg of a dog

[@hypno0]

14:15 i will never get over how carson just fucking ascends here

[@demturtles8745]

I’m in tears laughing at the worm Biden😂😂😂

[@norvstray]

it reminds me of a song i made called spider joe biden lmfao

[@nazareno-4153]

what tf they use to make that voiceee??

[@hextav]

@@nazareno-4153 yes what was it?

[@callumalmighty]

@@nazareno-4153HOW?

[@elliebean368]

@@nazareno-4153 they captured Joe Biden and Obama and forced them to read lines

[@anthraxtiongaming3501]

He clearly likes it!

[@cranberryjuice3998]

He clearly likes it!

[@ImTheReverse]

He clearly likes it!

[@geekgirl616]

Clearly

[@owendiaram3870]

!ti sekil ylraelc eH

[@mere_serendipity8275]

He clearly likes it!

[@Crumbly69]

Every Carson video always just spirals into chaos. I love it.

[@haydenarlington8256]

I’m glad Carson has been able to continue KZbin after all that stuff a few years back with him. The content is still fantastic and I love the new group of people too. Carson, I know you won’t see this but I’m proud of you. Happy New Year buddy. Cheers…

[@LordryuRevived]

My favorite parts of these videos is whenever things just go off the fucking rails, and this episode in particular has at least three different instances of this between the Big Bang Theory bit, the Goomba drip and Worm Biden.

[@nsanity4624]

Water molecules surround other water molecules, meaning water in itself is wet. Also Happy New Year, Carson!

[@tomasloredomusic]

it just doesn’t feel the same

[@Xizilqou]

Water is usually wet because it is usually surrounded by more water

[@ChristoGaming01]

This video is horrid. But every 3 months or so I come back to it. I never really enjoy it, but it is inevitable.

[@MopruII]

Same

[@MopruII]

Also how tf did you get a heart from Carson (is bro on his comments 24/7)

[@peridot4600]

Yes

[@mothhut8637]

Water is wet (unless there is only one molecule) because it is covered in water.

[@mxlanthios]

“Peace is merely a pretense for what is coming…” - Worm Biden

[@TortillaChipssss]

I know im here really late but I had to comment and tell u that water is indeed wet explination: water molecule=not wet BUT if the water molecule is on something, that thing becomes wet and water is a bunch of water molecules on top of each other, so that makes every molecule wet so therefore, yes, water is indeed wet thank u for coming to my Tedtalk on why water is wet

[@diamonddude3881]

Girls:" He's probably out cheating" Boys:

[@g-ray7121]

aight imma gonna be blunt with you, i fucking love your content man, i can't get enough of it

[@bear7990]

happy new year. this made me laugh. couldn't wait for a new upload.

[@Alt-jz1qw]

Wet is what I am when I wear the loafers, moist is what water is

[@cezio5318]

Im gonna play the Brown noise at exactly midnight

[@That_Guy_I_Guess]

Wet is whenever something has water on it. Water has more water on it. 👀

[@sleepyraccoon123]

✨ I am a gay trash goomba ✨

[@Jenna_Talia]

I don't know why I was expecting this to somehow not fly completely off the rails and into the bee infested new york subway

[@MadameMistress]

Happy new years, boys can’t wait for what’s in store for 2023 with Carson

[@thelonelyirishman1916]

The argument is that water makes things wet, but then by that philosophy wouldn’t the water molecules make each other wet, in turn making the water wet

[@entity5279]

2:16 their currency is robux

[@dyrenedk985]

Female chinese baby *MYTHICAL*

[@TheWandereer]

This video is definitely leg tier 😎

[@pissapocalypse]

It could be common if Carson uploaded more

[@TheWandereer]

@@pissapocalypse😂

[@confusedbakugo1373]

idk man, it's lookin pretty wet to me...

[@simulacra7885]

Wet means anything saturated a liquid as well as any liquid so you can literally refer to water as the wet

[@gabidecastro]

6:51 If he had a WHAT??

[@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o]

what the fuck joey

[@furiofficialyt]

water is wet because when something wet touches something dry it becomes wet

[@darkeviljaxson]

Even with these frequent videos the quality hasn’t fallen at all. Love this guy. Worm Biden murdered me🤣🤣

[@mememan894]

This helped cheer me up cause my grandpa's shop caught on fire today and this made me feel better

[@funny250wall]

If I had to say I think this is a tier list that determines the rarity of objects

[@WastedGTAZ]

I love how they question why Lenasia has “asia” in the name and it’s in South Africa, but India is an Asian country, if you ask me, both of these need to swap names. But it’s too late now.

[@starburst7681]

I'm so disappointed Susan hasn't slapped this with the context box yet

[@ps_prague]

Water can’t be wet itself because it’s you know water but it makes other things wet. For example you can’t make water wet because you poured water on water but if you pour the water on the floor it makes the floor wet. Another example if you spray water on the pentagon after flight 77-

[@jackottens803]

Gavin is so effortlessly funny

[@enderg4mer495]

this is incredible oldschool Carson content and I absolutely love it

[@devinosland359]

Thank you Carson for the video

[@Elemental_Man]

When the worm came into place it all went downhill

[@sandymelon]

Here since 3 mil subs!!

[@vivechjorviani5440]

Possibly the best video you made, Carson has not only moved on but moved past his former glory to new hieghts

[@bustermcthundernut]

So far so good sticking to the schedule

[@alexhb12333]

This video finally made me realize the dangers of AI.

[@why9725]

glad to see you back man, people blew stuff way out of proportion.

[@aventus9021]

i pushed my girlfriend down the stairs

[@Nell_Hell]

Congratulations you have commited second degree murder! 🎊

[@Neo_Sprout]

I hope none of your dishes were shattered.

[@Giovannipileggi]

🥰🥰🥰

[@hyberkonawa272]

Happy new year 2023 CallMeCarson

[@NoahTheRobinson]

that stake was rare

[@lodielieb8482]

“You wouldn’t get a “happy new year” in a chest” You have a beekeeper, a South African car and a “😂” emoji

[@Cristian_Alves27]

What powerful voice changer was that?

[@megabumbusta2746]

second this that was kinda crazy

[@KanchalYT]

@@megabumbusta2746 I need it

[@sagevoyage]

Replying so that if there's an answer I can see

[@TheMusicMan07]

Also I’m replying so that I can find it too

[@sussy6905]

voicemod

[@arykith3289]

As a South African, that joke was funny. Ive never really thought about it from the outside since ive grown with the way it looks.

[@MartHommes]

It's probably been asked before but what's the program they use to change their voice? It sound like any AI speech program but translated live while they're talking which is wild

[@ethancate8462]

I'd like to know too so I'm replying in case someone knows :)

[@TheMusicMan07]

@@ethancate8462 same

[@cantbemars2353]

turned himself into a worm, funniest shit I've ever seen

[@Twisty-Twist]

a single water molecule is not wet. multiple water molecules together is wet.

[@wouren]

Thank you thank you

[@FlunaOwO]

12:55 ahhh the Worm Biden part had me in tears 😭😭

[@monsieurnugai]

That goomba looked uncannily identical to buster baxter at the end of that bit

[@-ElysianEcho-]

I actually had troubled breathing during the stupid worm bit from laughing

[@wardenActual]

something getting wet is when water "Attaches"/sticks to it, like when your skin is wet after a shower you have water kind of attached/sticking to your skin water sticks to itself because of surface tension therefore water is wet

[@ofurious587]

When water sticks to water the 2 waters become 1 water, therefore water isn’t wet since something can’t stick to itself.

[@aradia9726]

@@ofurious587 objection, velcro

[@ofurious587]

@@aradia9726 objection, velcro hooks into itself not stick

[@Weird-to-the-core]

The human body doesn't have skin receptors for moisture.

[@ofurious587]

@@Weird-to-the-core your point being?

[@tiephen9296]

13:23 is such a great thumbnail for the video

[@realmackle]

That fork looks like a TF2 item

[@roswell6422]

worm biden couldve been a seperate video of its own, ive never audibly laughed so hard watching a video

[@NickOwens]

The shit you guys do with these AI voices has me laughing so hard I bissed my pants!

[@onebilliontacos3405]

12:57 That worm sounds like a Justin Roiland character.

[@novo995]

if I had a nickel for everytime one of Carson's friends talked about boy pussy, I'd have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[@micahsstories9556]

Bro this is really a real life rarities moment

[@amandafulton3808]

Wet means it has a liquid on it, water is a liquid, water is surrounded by other water, water has water on it, water is therefore, wet.

[@gamar356]

Finally someone else gets it

[@DrKoneko]

Loki is 100% that one friend that keeps the group grounded except every week or so he just joins the chaos for a minute. One day he'll snap and go off the rails. Trust me I've been down the pipeline.

[@nicholasdreyer4842]

As a South African seeing their confusion when first seeing the rand has my ass dying💀😭

[@rmod8]

in a world governed by wars involving bees, the bee keeper is the grim reaper

[@notsenzawa8150]

what’s the voicemod? I need this

[@iambendavies]

Water can get wet like anything else. Just pour water on it

[@officialmaxrebo]

i hope you know that i have seen genuine artwork of someone having a target ball um… enter their system and it was very much like… that scene :[

[@HuskyMoment]

Delicious!!

[@sussy6905]

@@HuskyMoment loki????

[@officialmaxrebo]

@@HuskyMoment OMG!! only problem is we don’t have taste buds in our rectum!!