REAL POLICE TACTICS | GTA 5 Races

[@butteredtoast8292]

07:53 This has aged so well xD

[@Xhenix]

Loved the little 'Oh no...' from Rythian after Turps mentioned Gamechap and Bertie xD

[@ryankunst668]

Turps: "He's on my six I can't shake him!" Zylus: *Is parachuting to the ground as his plane is engulfed in flames*

[@icynomad8949]

9:14 Gamechap and Bertie... It's been 40 years since I last heard those names

[@strengthman600]

I wonder how they're doing

[@strengthman600]

Wow their channel is so fucking weird now wow

[@robertdurney3253]

Wow, had to go to the crown conquest vid they did years ago, loved them on that, still can't believe how they changed.

[@Efreeti]

My thoughts exactly, Robert Durney. Apparently their sexist content engendered some bad drama which got them axed from yogscast affiliation too.

[@vynure6763]

10:33 - A statement so true you can almost visualize the despair on their faces while they think about it.

[@tedlatus3425]

“Wrapping his arms around your legs so you both lose” - best description of sjin of all time

[@erenozdemir6435]

12:51 that was one of the best moments in history

[@nebliketheshark]

I need an hour long video of Ben singing the briefcase song.

[@demonvlogs5798]

I agree plus other dude stop acting hard it doesn't suit you

[@demonvlogs5798]

Expecially ur content it fukin Horrible

[@PresumablyTunes]

are you the neb from yesterday's video? Neb of Vidiots? :o

[@nebliketheshark]

Joseph Power No, I am the original neB.

[@highpriestofben2456]

One of the Heavenly hymns of Ben.

[@lordinquisitorofthesharkem9437]

Ben is my Shepard, I shall not want. Thought of the day: A foolish man puts his trust in poons, a wise man puts his trust in the Shark Emperor BEN.

[@bensbestboy3991]

Truly a sentiment to live by.

[@joshuaholloway7799]

DO NOT BUILD YOUR HOUSE UPON THE POON

[@matthewdowner3057]

Poon's for the Poon God, Palps for the Palp throne!

[@MrPicklesAndTea]

Hello everyone! I am the proud owner of Seafood grill house, where we have Soup Sundays! Shark Fin Soup for only $4.99. Our shark fins are hunted by only the most accurate of poon-meisters, who make 100% sure not to damage the fin, so it stays fresh, and delicious for your mouth(And theirs). 10% of Seafood grill house's gross income goes to the poon-meister limbless foundation, a charity meant to help support those poon-meisters who were injured in line of duty.

[@lordinquisitorofthesharkem9437]

To MrPicklesAndTea and patrons of the Seafood grill house: know that world of your treason and blasphemy have reached the Administratum, and his most holy Ordo Hereticus has hearby sentenced to death all involved for crimes against the Holy Empire of Ben and the Shark Emperor. An exterminatus fleet has already been dispatched to your general location to deliver unto you the Shark Emperor’s mercy. May all who witness your fate rejoice in the just end of all who would turn away from the Emperor’s light and embrace the poon. Prepare your souls.

[@bensnumber2fan227]

Ben personifies the generic man because he is what all men should be

[@DOSFrost]

A shark?

[@seppukumouse8005]

Daddy Shark!?

[@bensdad8343]

Well Done Son. Good win

[@benssecretaryofstate3658]

Only royals like Ben can sit in the side seat.

[@xenophyte]

if lewis was an officer, i wouldn't mind getting hit with that _stick_

[@Frozensoda03]

Mmm

[@watsie04]

He’d be the one getting arrested for all that “pushing”

[@GewelReal]

He is vegetarian so he would just share his *_meat_*

[@mujeebtaj]

:)

[@leaderofthelewishpeople6382]

Ooouugghhh saucy!

[@hmcquil5454]

Ben absolutely dominating today!

[@benspsychologist3218]

Ben’s #7 fan he is the only worthy leader

[@spamspung4827]

Haha. Not if Sjin was here.

[@highpriestofben2456]

Ben always wins even if he doesn't.

[@deevamsharma2702]

Do you require protection from the poons?

[@bensbestboy3991]

To conform to such mortal wants as 'winning' is bellow him. He is enlightened, as I wish some day to be. Please, o' prophet of the the messiah, lay a blessing upon me.

[@spamspung4827]

And Sjin always trolls even if he doesn't or isn't in the video.

[@zestra123]

Ben has taken the 100% win rate

[@Patrick-wy4op]

You must concede defeat

[@medieval_knieval2177]

The power of ben grows, for this fortune a great sacrifice is needed to praise the great shark king!!!

[@medieval_knieval2177]

@Daegos the great shark kings power grows! Soon he will attain the power of the anti-poon and end all those who wish doom upon the benleivers

[@spamspung4827]

Sjin will RDM you all! Heretic!

[@leaderofthelewishpeople6382]

This actions prove you are a cult! Down with the cult and their murders!

[@TrilobiteTerror]

0:27 Lewis hitting the only tree.

[@pokemonteaml]

To defeat caff we need break out the secret weapon, a ling map

[@Jacob_1477]

You did good Ben don't let Lewis get you down!

[@toms1fan924]

Still missing the true hero, Tom

[@Literallykatanaman]

Tom's #1 fan he will return hopefully

[@dwen9321]

The wait is too much

[@nathanaelsallhageriksson1719]

You should join the plot to take down the rule of the Ben's!

[@paulcollins2995]

ben is the true hero of the sea, heathen!

[@spamspung4827]

What about Sjin?

[@ladyben-nobilityofbome9793]

PRAISE BEN!!!

[@ladyben-nobilityofbome9793]

Daegos Listen m8 if you wanna go meet me at the aldi carpark tomorrow at 3 am i'll give ya me bbm pin ya knah mean so we can do dis proper innit

[@bensicecream5555]

A glorious day, Ben has appeared and my hunger for him has been sated for today, unlike his insatiable hunger for ice cream

[@GewelReal]

Now I am hungry

[@Ongomar]

They need to put Caff in a session with Tom and Sjin, our troll overlords

[@jman4156]

Omg gamechap and bertie! The throwback 😢

[@bensnumber2fan227]

8:56 Ben masterfully pip-pips Duncan :)

[@bensnuclearadviser1572]

All hail supreme leader Ben! With the power of the destroyer of worlds, I curse thee enemies

[@spamspung4827]

Not with Sjin's power of RDMing you won't!

[@bensnuclearadviser1572]

@@spamspung4827 you seem to underestimate the power of The following of Ben

[@spamspung4827]

@@bensnuclearadviser1572 Not when I have the /Master Troll/ on my side.

[@bensnuclearadviser1572]

@@spamspung4827 Its treason then

[@spamspung4827]

@@bensnuclearadviser1572 Your move.

[@hmcquil5454]

Ben Ben Ben!

[@tomsgrandadmiral6626]

Ben Ben Ben Ben!

[@spamspung4827]

Sjin! Sjin! Sjin!

[@tomsgrandadmiral6626]

Sjin Sjin Sjin Sjin!

[@bensnumber1fan708]

oh happy days, everyone loves ben

[@ESP4thaWin]

We love you bens number 1 fan!

[@Mathew_01]

P.I.T. is Pursuit Intervention Technique

[@howell2010]

Ahahahaha that burst into a tree at 00:30 was PERFECT XD

[@MattSric]

Hope Ben wins!!!

[@MattSric]

Wow he actually did it

[@spamspung4827]

I hope Sjin wins...

[@leaderofthelewishpeople6382]

I hope Ben loses to Lewis Brindleberry.

[@magpieblue]

Fantastic and funny! I’m loving my catch up of your GTA 5 videos. Thank you so much for these. I love to see you all have fun in this game.

[@Gigachick]

Hello and welcome back to Ben

[@raphael14460]

Love how they ended up using the Danny Phantom Theme as the Briefcase Tune without even knowing it.

[@-caesarian-6078]

10:33 Zylus: Yeah.... All of the ptsd flashes back to zylus.

[@gremlinswrath2822]

Rythian as well

[@antoncid5044]

Give Ben your energy brothers! He will use it to create a Spirit Bomb and destroy The Great Pooner once and for all!

[@leaderofthelewishpeople6382]

Destroy the God of all gods will make more rise up against your cult. Destroying man's culture is nothing but pure evil and you are full of it. Crucify the shark! The glory of Datlof is forever!

[@fraserclayton7468]

This was a really good session, a lot of good banter between everyone.

[@bensspirithuman9571]

I like the parts where ben wins. keep doing that and you'll be getting hundreds of millions of views in no time at all.

[@tat1156]

ALL HAIL BEN THE COUCHIEST POTATO OF THEM ALL

[@tat1156]

NO ONE THREATENS THE ALMIGHTY BEN

[@medicustemporis6185]

Praise Ben! Our noble Leader, superior to us in every way!

[@lnfreeman]

CBT is... something else

[@benscultmember1236]

Ben is the best!

[@medicustemporis6185]

Ben's Cult Member Praise Ben!

[@benscultmember1236]

Yes

[@AlexC-fp4ry]

ok ok ok props to duncan on that number plate at 3:04

[@danklemonsoda7796]

Small dick/smldik?

[@ITSBurgerPT]

clumsy boost technic, --->CBT

[@matthewzaloudek]

If you hold RB (or space on keyboard) when trying to turn in midair, you will spin laterally so you can fix yourself if you're pointing the wrong direction for landing.

[@Mintteacup_]

"Aah, that's the classic ... Isn't it" -Lewis Brindley Every year

[@Aeroczema]

"GET THE FLAAAG!" Just like that jousting game!

[@DasKodak]

I don’t know whats changed for turps recently but im glad he has time in his schedule to be in more content now. I really love turps

[@spacecowboy8295]

5:27 Well that didn't age well......

[@AFunkyHypnoCat]

5:26 that's a pro gamer oof

[@Stroopwafe1]

Standing still when you know there's someone sniping you. I don't think I'll ever understand that one.

[@austinkehoe6624]

Only bring caff back when sjins playing sjin will fix that win rate

[@meltedthought9039]

Trucking Tuesday!

[@ItsFinic]

Genuinely.... these new thumbnails are so class. So awesome!

[@datlofianoilscoopercheif8762]

I wonder if the cars used were fuelled with the finest Scooped Datlofian Oil.

[@barrelsnumberonefan8596]

The fuel came from deep within the desert, from a place called Oil Town

[@Chicanery_Artifice]

I hope no artificial processing methods were used and you scooped it up with your fucking hands

[@TheCheeseboy14]

loving Ben as always

[@FolkloreSchiz]

I'm glad duncan is back. Now we just need sjin... and Tom!

[@justindavey3946]

I'm so happy Turps is in the main channel videos now, he's one of my favorite Yogs

[@Demonica2539]

Lol Ben is already gaining vast power from his cult... We can see his driving skill increase with every member!

[@Phen_LL]

Another fine video including Ben!

[@brendanhulse7439]

12:00 "Rythian mode engaged"

[@rosariocrimson]

Okay, that thumbnail, can we all agree that Turps actually looks pretty dang good in that uniform?

[@seabornebook]

3:34 I think that turned Duncan on

[@dj.harryslothman9219]

It’s not fun when there’s two supreme tryhards playing and no Sjin or Tom to counter the tryharding

[@Eric-uq4jg]

Let’s get some likes for Lewis because he always go for the flip👏🏼

[@SpaceMissile]

in today's episode: Turps yells for like 17 minutes

[@justaguycalledjosh]

"Racing Truck" "I assume that's a typo" Well done Ben, Well done, i see what you did there

[@BurningDogFace]

Not that I'm an expert in dying _or_ French, but I'm pretty sure dying in a fiery explosion would be 'le grand mort', Lewis. Nothing petit about it.

[@DrunkMichael]

Wow this was a great Ben episode!

[@liamswan8397]

I like how I get the notification for the video being released while watching said video

[@liamswan8397]

This does not deserve 11 likes

[@DANSTER]

7:22 Turps wondering if the joke he's making can be allowed through the censors...

[@KurtisBlack]

This comment section is now just a shark infested CessPIT

[@Satherian]

Never thought I'd see a comment section more overrun than Kripp's, but at least his Kripperinos actually *do* something for the video

[@tacticalchunder1207]

It’s old already.

[@bijad3854]

How the he'll did you get that Y?

[@inspirednamehere6166]

@@tacticalchunder1207 it was old the day it started, and doesnt seem to be stopping it seems to have empowered the most difficult yogscast fans (to derail comment sections like this they cannot be yognauts) who dont understand what they are doing, or possibly have never been included in things before

[@iagreewithyou7894]

Kurtis Black HERESY!

[@chaibean8961]

Ben got real groovy on the briefcase song 👌👌

[@coopawesome]

Lewis with the real snipes

[@beanhurst]

don't invite caff back, unless you pay sjin to target him the entire time

[@centurion8515]

3:21 rythian mounted zylus

[@jimmyotel6181]

Precision Immobilisation; send them spinning wildly out of the road!

[@sjinsnumber1fan880]

(Gta 5 - ben) + sjin = good shit

[@jamiewren9055]

PIT stands for Pursuit Intervention Tactic

[@Slidejaw]

If you want to make Caff’s record possible to beat invite him back ;)

[@barrelsnumberonefan4141]

Ben needs Barrel guns need to be added to GTA

[@barrelsnumberonefan8596]

Ah, another imposter, I see

[@spamspung4827]

Sjin will carry you o mighty barrel.

[@GioTheVax]

In my experience, Capture the Flag with is always played with 2 flags. If you've got 1 flag, it's called Steal the Bacon.

[@dumplings769]

such a wide open area and lewis hits the only tree

[@nathanaelsallhageriksson1719]

You need to get sjin tom and caff in a race.

[@nexxoid]

I've really learnt to appreciate Turps. He's a cool guy

[@dylanp7817]

Don’t worry I’m sure Ben will win just like he always does

[@paulomachado7328]

As per usual, Ben wins every round.

[@CocosetteMax]

Ben, you can create your own crew and then set the logo to Left Shark, so you can wear a crew logo t-shirt (with a shark on) Also you could invite your fan club.

[@3divsdeep]

when Ben said clumsy boost technique I almost lost it, they obviously don't know what CBT actually stands for

[@amphibiouskilo7149]

See if you can find a boat

[@lladerat]

2:56 wait a fucking minute is this pickup LITERALLY the one Jeremy had from Top Gear amphibious cars challenge? Lol it is it.

[@sourcesauce]

notice how the races are more interesting and fun to watch when they're not shooting and spamming bombs

[@sethicus3486]

Great Victory Ben

[@nuyo6569]

15:24 Happy 911 everyone

[@GewelReal]

Duncan's car is THICC

[@JosephOCarrolTheImperialFanboy]

Gamechap and Bertie? That's a fucking throwback.

[@laoithemage5806]

The Briefcase song is now the legal song of the Ben Empire.

[@James_Ness]

Has Sjin been kicked out of the Yogscast?

[@rmod8]

5:25 oh no

[@PupkinConpaniet]

Does anyone have a link to the GTA win rate spreadsheet they spoke about? I'm very curious

[@buzzthebuzzard5267]

Nice diving finish.