THE NEW TROLL | GTA 5 Online

[@yogscast]

Did you know we have a GTA t-shirt for sale? It's very nice store.yogscast.com/collections/lewis-and-simon/products/gta-t-shirt

[@LukeKenobie143]

did you know your channel is slowly dying?

[@irishrepublicanarmy4575]

Micheal Carney ;)

[@biostarkick7]

I saw that meme in the description you little shit.

[@who_is_green1820]

Can you please lower the price

[@idoyt8684]

Is it 3.99$?

[@nolansykinsley3734]

I love that Lewis proved he was not using prox bombs when they were all claiming he was by saving them until the end.

[@phantom_fox189]

And Zylus Fixed his mic!

[@zachsmith1676]

we'll see if it's true on the next TTT vid that he's in

[@jackurquhart7994]

yeah cuz they arent normally made the day the are posted, they are normally made and stored to be posted at a later date

[@KyleLi]

The fact that lewis wasn't lying about using only stickies was amazing... and then he just smuggily counted up his prox bombs lol

[@jonnydude69]

Lewis is a fucking champion for that race, it was glorious.

[@dustymooneye5858]

But Sjin remains the better troll

[@NashobaUnknown]

Sjin is better at trolling, because he starts with proximity bombs to salt the others up. Lewis isn't the better troll, but more skilled because he actually used remote bombs, and later proved he used pure skills when he placed his proximity bombs. The others couldn't get angry with his proximity bombs, because they were both the proof that Lewis has mad remote bombs skills, and sjin's idea.

[@lxxvx]

Glorious skills.

[@tapeshaft]

And the fact that it was Sjin's idea wraps it up quite tidily by proving he's the ultimate troll. Everyone is just a pawn in his troll game.

[@ThatMadCat]

The polish equivalent of "don't count your chickens before they're hatched" is "Don't share the skin on a living bear" ...Just to let you know.

[@RedIsYellow]

the more you know

[@tilburgtrappers7]

Nice one, the dutch saying is very similar: "Don't sell the pelt before the bear is shot"

[@pes6628]

How about the Polish idiom: "don't teach a father how to make kids"?

[@Phreaky1]

Niels H If you fail, it's not like you would care though because you'd probably be dead

[@MegaDora001]

Oh, the Hungarian is pretty similar. It's "Don't drink early for the skin of the bear."

[@KingOfHarems]

When Lewis was telling the truth and actually just has really good aim...

[@robonerd125]

he *A S C E N D E D*

[@PsychShrew]

It's more timing than aim

[@olliemorris663]

I love how at the beginning off videos Lewis always introduces rythians Swedishnes and zylus dutchnes

[@NathanPortelli19]

After years of not watching you guys, watching you again recently has been entertaining.

[@friganwombat1931]

i was the same watch their last few TTTs they are priceless

[@TheRealHusk]

Their content has changed over the last couple years.

[@NathanPortelli19]

I got noticed :O. Am I having a fanboy moment? xD

[@ShcottSham]

Nathan Portelli it’s aged with their fanbase

[@themaninthechair4338]

This is a good time to mention the totally popular hashtag #BringbackSOI

[@AlmostUselessPenguin]

The bomb from Lewis were great. It's like someone calling hacks in a shooter.

[@ryan9877]

@Prime Megalodon I think the only time calling hacks is valid is if you get shot through a wall in a game that you can do that in

[@SCP-andPlanetaryDoge]

*THE BRISTOL PUSHER HAS EVOLVED INTO THE BRISTOL TROLLER*

[@GewelReal]

Bristol blower

[@boh-d2u]

Y O The Bristol bomber?

[@athath2010]

PRESS B! Wait, that message would have appeared AFTER he finished evolving... God help us all.

[@caniskinesis]

Bristol proxer

[@diamondboy2290]

Y O his now the Bristol Poxer

[@AFunkyHypnoCat]

the end was a lewis masterclass, most classy smugness I've seen in a while

[@NoSeKe]

I loved the ending, they totally deserved those prox bombs at the end for not believing him at the beginning.

[@Alpha121198]

NoSeKe I mean, wouldn’t you find Lewis to be suspect if you were playing with him? We only see these guys in their videos and streams, they work together. We have both the vehement Lewis sweating that he was only using sticky bombs AND the accompanying footage. Either way it was hilarious when they actually realize that he had been using stickies when the prox bombs came out, that was perfect.

[@dazoco]

@@Alpha121198 3 years late but I feel like this deserved a response lmao Yes I’d be suspicious in that race as well, and yes I’d call him out for using prox at first (unless I was actually paying attention cuz the “amazing timing” that they were talking about was literally when Lewis stopped his car to blow them up on a straight away) but I think I’d still deserve the prox after calling him out lol

[@KingBobbito]

I love how defeated they all sound when they realize that it wasn't prox bombs at the start, the complete disbelief they had that those were legit.

[@KyleLi]

I think I can literally live off of TTT and GTA 5 Yogscast videos. Makes me feel like I have friends when im alone :(

[@liverpudliandream2299]

Kyle Li know how you feel =)

[@bhunter3k]

rip

[@johnsonjokestar]

Kyle Li I know exactly how u feel... sadly

[@Sam.wilkinson11]

Kyle Li I am the exact same.

[@EliteElk221]

Kyle Li your not alone you have the rest of the fans

[@mattwild3510]

Lewis owning everyone with explosions is so satisfying, especially whilst they are all accusing him of using prox as he blows up over 5 people xD

[@Jophime]

"I'm 12 and this is deep." Yeah, that pretty much sums up The Alchemist.

[@paulomachado7328]

Jophime Man, that was an awful book.

[@wierl57]

I thought it was good until the end. The entire book pretty much summed up to "What happens, happens because of god".

[@geraldvanlaar]

It's just a book of random shite disguised as profound knowledge about life. Made very little sense and even 12 year old me didn't like it.

[@KangiNaMagi]

Honestly I'm with Lewis on this one considering everyone was blaming him for prox bombs when he was within the legal rules since stickies were allowed. He was basically blamed for something he didn't do, then proceeds to prove it. Despite the obvious evidence he still gets blamed. Proclaim our saviour's innocence, for crabs are people clams are people!

[@JoeSmith-pp6uy]

Let the hate flow through you

[@slimcharles2568]

DO IT!

[@ryan9877]

@@slimcharles2568 dew it

[@TeamVanityVideos]

One of the all time best episodes. Especially the disappointment and salt in rythian's voice at the end. Just perfect.

[@currystore2000]

nice duncan windmill joke

[@batchicken1699]

so basically rythian's river saying thing is "Don't get cocky!"

[@Krishnath.Dragon]

Rythian is Han Solo?

[@batchicken1699]

Swedish Han Solo

[@kingkuma4112]

Sometimes he strikes me as the only sane one in these recordings. Like he's a sane man being driven insane by other insane people.

[@HattmannenNilsson]

It would also be better translated as "Don't shout hey before you've crossed the stream". As in don't celebrate prematurely.

[@Relyx]

No no. Hån Söjlo

[@ChoaticCrater]

Lewis with the well timed bombing of everyone was incredible, then you watch Duncan try to bomb Zylus at the end, couldn't even get him once, well played Lewlew, well deserved troll win.

[@koilaroid]

The new troll master Lewis??? He goes from pushing people to this?

[@charliehaines7499]

Ah, yes, 15 minutes of death and destruction. and salt

[@GewelReal]

Charlie Haines not much salt this time

[@NashobaUnknown]

They couldn't really get salty when Lewis used pure skills, then proved it when he used proximity bombs. They couldn't even get mad that Lewis used proximity bombs, because it was sjin's idea.

[@calebb5106]

all the salt

[@emmanuelcastro8520]

#THEEVIDENCESHOWS

[@Mediocresinger]

As annoying as being bombed must be, I loved how they all got salty claiming he was using prox bombs, so he proved he hadnt by using them. Made them pay big time.

[@BadyearOakarus]

The day we all feared has arrived The Bristol Pusher has embraced the troll with open cheeks

[@gaz8t33]

"What do you reckon a grenade tastes like when you lick it?" Sjin asking the real questions here

[@Hugabolunga]

Some proper hefty laughs in this video

[@panner11]

Wow, Lewis got 15 kills that last race.

[@verdantwolfe4605]

Lewis literally and metaphorically played his hand like a master this session

[@deetrixreed8961]

I remember this video like it was yesterday, and it still entertains me to no end. Fucking epic Plays Lewis. You don;t often get the chance to show your skills and even when we do it doesn't always work out perfectly. This time, it did. Soo much funn!!!

[@SwedenTheHedgehog]

I assume it was Ben, but I totally thought I heard Pyrion Flax at the start there

[@codsworth2764]

"shit you... you do actually have prox bombs" I love this channel

[@drunkdrag0n]

One day I swear I am going to take my own advice and not eat anything while watching these videos. I always end up laughing or chuckling at the wrong times.

[@LieuFang]

I don't know guys, with that level of sticky bomb accuracy; are we sure that Lewis didn't just bring in Smith to play while Lewis remained on the mic?

[@commanderbacara225]

LieuFang He used the map to estimate when a player is near the Sticky bomb

[@LieuFang]

commanderbacara225 I was making a joke, because Smith is generally very good at killing people with stickies.

[@cabellism]

It's 2022, they just put out another GTAV video.... Lewis is still using prox bombs and stickies.... this time in first place.

[@FuddlyDud]

@Adam Cabell No prox bombs used in first, only stickies! He is, after all, the Sticky King! XD

[@Victor-um9ce]

13:20 That was epic ben!

[@whittlegay9220]

I’m like binge watching the entire Yogscast GTA V playlist like it’s Netflix, good stuff mate

[@willt9375]

I'm disappointed they all missed the funniest thing I think Duncan has ever said

[@patmcgroin4me]

The Sadcast if you mean the windmill joke I totally agree

[@willt9375]

patmcgroin4me that's the one!

[@getthelubescoob]

It wasnt funny because he acted like it was funny which made it not funny

[@willt9375]

Raymond Albright I think that's entirely subjective

[@asmaller]

The Sadcast when was this?

[@BeastlyEwok]

Another episode for the favorites reel. I would not be opposed to more translation conversation. Your serious dialouge is equally interesting as the trolling equivalent.

[@slimj091]

Ancient Japanese saying "The nail that sticks out gets hammered in the ass relentlessly"

[@15thTimeLord]

I think the "too many cooks" phrase means too many people in charge results in a failure of an outcome. Where as "many hands" just mean many workers, not planners or designers or managers.

[@LiamDilley]

Sjin is one of my favourite web trolls around. There is so much he does, Some things people dont notice other then us watching and then the big stuff - Just love it.

[@Njald]

This is the best episode of GTA ever. The Lewis payback was glorious.

[@hatterspring1901]

Sjin:kill them. Kill them now. Lewis: it is not the yogscast way Sjin: dewit Lewis:*sticky bombs everyone*

[@VIUSmusic]

Man I didn't know Lewis read The Alchemist, that's pretty cool

[@fiddlertheclownyt7443]

Just to clarify... I do not play the fiddle.

[@jesusrodriguez4849]

oh no...

[@Josh-sx1el]

What? Lewis is evolving! Congratulations! Lewis has evolved into Sticky Bomb Troller!

[@Zw285]

This was a nice little chat session. Need more "gentlemanly races."

[@fishpop]

Darth Xephos actually has a nice ring to it.

[@valdtacksmannen]

Another swedish proverb suited for GTA: "If you're in the game, you have to tolerate the game"

[@godusopp1797]

We have a saying here in Central Australia - *If you’re ugly, live underground* - and that’s how the town of Coober Pedy was really founded.

[@jamano4017]

I'm so glad that Rythian took some of that prox bomb heat at the end, serves him right for insinuating foul play on Lewis' part. I'm just sad that Ben and Zylus didn't cop more when they so smugly called him out.

[@heyheyitsjae2475]

1:52 Sick air Duncan I'm loving all these foreign sayings

[@professor_emmett]

Been waiting for this for a whole ten minutes. Love the GTA content.

[@spartandud3]

Props to Lewis with those bombs. Or should I say prox to Lewis? YYYYYYEAAAAHHHHHHH!

[@nekoites]

Watching this while living in the Netherlands makes it 20x more enjoyable :'D

[@Firglin]

Even better from Apeldoorn, Gotta love the Apeheul =)

[@Dooder1230]

I live in belgium zylus dutch is good for me

[@SerKnightGuy]

How's your pet monkey and the shit in the windmill? (Only joking. Thanks for being a good sport.)

[@nickhamer1313]

made me cringe xD

[@samhirschmann9514]

A a Dutchman myself, translating Dutch sayings to English is always a great passtime

[@ivanthestoryteller1872]

My favorite Dutch phrase is "rubbing your butt against the door". There are slight variants as to what the butt rubs against but the phrase means "you're doing something useless or pointless".

[@furrdazzler]

love how lewis has suddenly become a god when using the prox/sticky bombs

[@LihoShammy]

I like hearing Zylus speak Dutch.

[@Tummy92]

A round of applause for Lewis! He earned it!

[@yaboigavin13]

It's all about the drift.

[@remyb9495]

I think a better way to explain the river thing is that you shouldn't expect to get where you're going until you're there.

[@EremittV]

In Dutch we have a comparable saying to the Swedish version. It's: 'je moet geen 'hei' roepen voordat je de brug over bent', which basically means: You shouldn't say 'hey' before you cross the bridge.

[@Grant12498]

Lewis was so redeemed in this video with the sticky bombs.

[@Alpha121198]

Can we please refer to Lewis’s sinister side as Lord Xethos from now on? Because that crap is freaking perfect.

[@Shadowxx25]

I, for one, welcome our new trolling overlord Lewis.

[@JCstock]

Duncan did a great Pyrion impression at the start there.

[@reekyreekyreeky]

God idk what id do without my daily yog video

[@Foulhenchman1]

I had a friend in high-school who drowned trying to cross a river. Especially dangerous in the summer when melting causes the river to move faster. The saying makes sense.

[@weehatch8330]

has anyone ever noticed these guys never get old Love all there Videos. YOGS for life

[@gavinsmith8747]

Seems like the Yogs are actually active in the comments. Very rare that you see bigger KZbinrs doing that and I'd like to say how much I appreciate them!

[@sadrat8026]

Madcat needs to take some snips of this video and put the explosions to the 1812 overture. I d watch the shit outta that

[@Soapstone_]

The All-Treat, the only treat for All Might's Dog ;D

[@awesomeaartvark]

When Lewis is the one trolling, he has like an evil laugh and it's just the best thing, I love troll Lewis, hahaha Poor Rythian just sounds so done though XD XD

[@bloodraven432]

Here are some more contradictory sayings for your enjoyment: ) Opposites attract. Birds of a feather flock together ) The early bird gets the worm. Haste makes waste ) Clothes make the man. Don't judge a book by its cover ) Great minds think alike. Fools seldom differ ) Love makes the world go round. When poverty comes in the door, love flies out the window.

[@alexwright7317]

My favorite saying is when the brown proverbial substance hits the rotary propeller

[@alexconnaughton8222]

Zylus speaking dutch is life. It almost makes me want to learn the language but...effort

[@pehrone2981]

That was glorious!

[@drewpeacock9087]

I love Lewis so much

[@alberthancock672]

Nice Lewis the troll for a change...

[@doomeddm3319]

Poor Rythian, I feel as if he gets depression from these kinds of sessions

[@allywatchstation]

Themadcats edit made me come back here just to experience lewlew's amazing play

[@chickenpermission7298]

Only when mosquito lands on testicle will man find a solution without violence

[@SolstaceWinters]

Another Swedish saying?

[@thewatcher6478]

Chicken Permission i think this may be the best saying i have ever heard.

[@zooeyshapiro2718]

Sneaky Lewis 😂

[@IceDaemon]

Brilliant episode.

[@jyquin5012]

I think that last race was very fair Lewis only used his prox bombs when everyone else was being an asshole and calling him a liar. Using them was the only way to prove that he was telling the truth.

[@jamesraven6766]

lewis, you are not the troll, sips is. sips somehow manages to be the yogscast's most masterful troll without even trying.

[@CombatArmsChannel]

haha this is why I'm still subscribed

[@hughfrazer1734]

'' the shit hit the windmill"😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ongomar]

Proud of you today, Lewis

[@archieglover5481]

7:48 "Zylus Dubtep"

[@northstar6920]

'Tis better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt'

[@joshegert6784]

love how lewis quoted the alchemist

[@irishlass9706]

Love GTA5 and TTT Never Stop! :D

[@Smetwork]

You missed the best one.. He shat in the blue cupboard

[@Lundah]

Thank you Zylus. As a Dutchman I feel like I've just been fanserviced.

[@ducky5945]

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho. A brilliant book and story. My favourite, in fact.

[@U_Geek]

My favorite Hungarian saying is "Praises water but drinks wine" it's basically a saying for the word hyppocrate

[@sambishara9300]

You hav bad speling