Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Help me, help you!

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

Wait until he sees the medical bill

[@KR82dude]

I think he knows and that why he is ignoring it and focusing on the car.

[@avel5325]

​@@KR82dude focusing on the bright side first

[@jackall-trades6149]

Medical bills go unpaid all the time. Vehicle bills do not.

[@2012TheAndromeda]

Mechanic Bill more like lol

[@Chrissmth]

Only in america will you almost die and still be expected to pay $68,000 😂

[@DatMageDoe]

"Time heals all wounds, but time will NOT heal my car!"

[@UnknownUser-fe5zu]

Exactly that’s how I think of it, can’t blame him.

[@monicamacie1807]

😂

[@Cat..Person]

Tbh if it was a fancy car I might understand but at least the one in this video seems like an ordinary car. Sure a car is expensive and can have a lot of personal value but your body is too. The med bills in the US would be higher than the car repair bill

[@zenandtheartofskateboarding]

“time heals all wounds, but NOT THAT BITCHES WINDOW”

[@DeezNuts-]

I think the same way

[@Strawberry_Sampo]

That's a college student who saved up for that car then ended up getting shot so he was more worried about his car

[@TheBanyamyanClan]

Maybe he was in shock

[@loquenlucas9060]

The question is Why would they shoot the guy in the first place

[@Strawberry_Sampo]

@@loquenlucas9060 true

[@Strawberry_Sampo]

@@loquenlucas9060 He probably owed taxes ngl

[@Wraith-tf5zq]

Last year a coworker of mine bought a brand new car with less than 50miles on it. He worked 6-7 days a week doing 12 hours shifts to pay it off completely as fast as possible. A couple months ago he drove to the bank and made the final payment and on his drive home he wasn’t paying attention to the road and side swiped one person, over corrected the other direction into oncoming traffic and hit another person head on. When he was telling me this I asked if anyone was hurt and all he said was his car was totaled. I still don't know if the other passengers were injured.

[@LoveAlways1002]

My little sister is a paramedic....and the stories that she tells...without blinking an eye....from people holding their own intestines....to seeing somebody cut down to the bone...bullets in people's heads and neck and they're still talking....I'm always like 🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@MorganMakesThings]

It's called shock and adrenaline. In a state of nature, if you are attacked and critically injured, your body amps up so you can defend the young and/or the tribe and/or escape to safety.

[@nunyabizneez1527]

Haha a mate of mine is a paramedic. He went to a call of an elderly woman in her nightie wandering the street and banging on people's doors. They didn't get much info from the caller so they figured she had alzheimer's and had wandered out of her house. He found her, asked if she was okay, and she screamed NO, lifted her nightie and her arsehole was prolapsed to the point that she had several feet of guts hanging out of her like a bauble. My mate just finished his story, finished his drink, crossed his arms, and said "so that's something that can happen to us", so calmly I fell off my chair laughing at his deadpan delivery of this absurd work story.

[@itswendyzapata]

@@nunyabizneez1527oh no that actually sounds terribleeeee and isn't it real painful? why does that happen and how did they help her? 😬😬

[@Noir-st4sx]

@@MorganMakesThings Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

[@exstacc1886]

Shock is actually OP, was in a car crash and barely felt fear the entire time, only after did I realize the terror

[@WANTED_IowaBedFarter]

See this is why paramedics are overrated! They’re way too focused on the easily replaceable human instead of the badly hurt car!

[@nicholasleon787]

😂😂😂

[@criticallol3039]

Exactly, the audacity!

[@protadhentai1376]

as the machine god intended

[@DJNAS454]

You had me in the first half lmao

[@lostinfaith571]

😂😂😂❤

[@Limpurtikles]

"Why are you more concerned with your car than with your own body?!" "Because there's there's a higher chance I can *afford* to fix my car!"

[@internet_internet]

Sadly truthful.

[@Rainears129]

I had to laugh at this, because I'd cry otherwise.

[@TheCynicalNihilist]

by that logic he should be concerned about himself being shot...why would you be more concerned on what you could afford rather than what you cant.

[@tnt8583killer]

in the states maybe 😂​@internet_internet

[@gabrielarrhenius6252]

@@TheCynicalNihilist because that is a positive

[@silver_freshYT]

“Man, they shot my COOAAR” had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂

[@brodietabernacki2026]

What a way to start a conversation!

[@hi_im_angelatrainor]

I understand bro so well tho. You gotta love your car to feel that type of way.

[@Killbayne]

ive heard that exact phrase from a case before and he sounded the same way

[@fxlyon]

I was in a bad car accident last year, massive bruising and pretty bad concussion. My first reaction after the accident was “omg I have to get a new car 😭” the lady on the 911 call was just like ….lets not worry about that right now lmao

[@AlastorAlice]

No way that was the first thing I thought went I got into a head on collision! First thing I thought was "GOD NOT THE CAR MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME!" (It wasn't even my fault the other driver passed out and hit me) Meanwhile I had a huge gash on my wrist, my hands were internally injured from the airbag deployment, and both my knees collided with the dashboard.

[@geoffreyentwistle8176]

My first thoughts were figuring out if anything was broken on me - I saw a little blood from my head, but nothing more than a trickle. My next dozen were to check if my mom was okay in the passenger seat, and to get the paramedics to check her out because I could stand steady and walk myself to the ambulance. Most scared I'd been in my life, but definitely not because of something to do with me...

[@alan_clough]

Body is temporary, car is forever

[@dizzy916]

Humans can easily reproduce, but cars? Not as easy

[@feritye767]

guys car is forever

[@Indothefunniman]

Car is forever,yeah? *pulls out rpg*

[@williamchaplick4227]

Car forever 😂😂😂😅 where you find car forever 😂😂😂😂all bunch junks...

[@Cee_Jay_Ward]

So is paying off the Medical Bill

[@dankdaze42069]

Adrenaline can do a lot to keep you from freaking out😅

[@basbleupeaunoire]

He's freaking out... About the car!

[@fallenangel9951]

Its always hurts a lot next morning

[@dankdaze42069]

@@fallenangel9951 so does BDSM

[@dankdaze42069]

@@basbleupeaunoire I wonder if they get brain damage when their mind is trying to keep them from focusing on their own injuries though jokes aside🤔

[@fallenangel9951]

@@dankdaze42069 Ah yes. That thin line between sex and domestic violance

[@Lazy_Fish_Keeper]

Pain and shock will do really weird things to people. This video is an excellent example

[@nailsofinterest]

"Your guess is as good as mine"😂😂😂😂 Wait until the adrenaline wears off!! 😅

[@tokiravenborne6252]

"ok sir, if you come with us, i promise we will take you directly to the 'body shop'!"

[@dewaltdrill409]

On the house!

[@brunovazquez1]

🥁

[@azurebrown3756]

That was smooth word play 😂

[@rabbit0664]

Nice, nice

[@KevinReillySV]

Had to work on some cars that have been shot up lol always fun tryna figure out what went down

[@sarahalramezi]

I think this is one of our brains ways to deal with shock: divert the attention and obsess over something else less traumatizing than the main traumatizing incident. It might sound ridiculous to people listening to it, but it's actually comforting to the person experiencing it.

[@jackall-trades6149]

It happens to first responders a lot too. Something traumatic happens and you hear them say something that sounds callous or ignorant? More than likely, it's cope.

[@drewidlifestyle7883]

@@jackall-trades6149hell I’m good under stress but I can’t imagine the coping mechanisms involved with being a first responder

[@user-eu1vt6mf6m]

We see that in Breaking Bad when he focuses on the mustard stain instead of the news of his cancer.

[@Golden12500]

I can back this up. My foot got run over by a bus and I was just annoyed I couldn't get home

[@Acidfrog475]

I nearly got run over by a car last September when I accidentally drove out into traffic with one of those electric rental scooters. I asked the witnesses not to call the authorities because I didn’t want the police to come out of a fear of there being damage on the person’s car I drove into. I later realised it was probably a defence mechanism to divert my attention from thinking about the fact that I nearly died (or at least thinking I nearly died), so while it was a pretty dumb thing to ask for people not to call the authorities, I have nothing but sympathy for myself considering how traumatic that event was. Much like I have nothing but sympathy for the guy getting riffed on in the short. Getting angry by potential damage to a vehicle hurts so much less than the alternative - fear of bodily injury or death.

[@player400_official]

That’s literally my uncle. He used to do a walk around of his car *every time* when he got out of it.

[@snjert8406]

Jeeeeez.

[@jaysprings4047]

I lost it when he said my window is definitely broken 😂

[@him_That_is_me]

Say it together kids "Shock is a helluva drug"

[@Maryondo]

I don't think the shock comes from being hit 😂 Edit: @ the replies to me: 🤦‍♂️

[@wrecksandtech]

@@Maryondothat’s exactly where shock comes from in that instance.

[@uTubeNoITube]

@@Maryondo Where the hell does it come from?!

[@Madalovin]

​@@uTubeNoITube Your brain. Your body floods with adrenaline when you are in danger, making you less perceptive to physical trauma, pain or your own bodily limits. Thing is when it wears off, some people may faint, feel nauseous, or other stuff. Your body does what it can to make you survive.

[@ThouArtOfWar0724]

It's not shock people just be more worried about possessions than life

[@PringoOrSomething]

“From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me”

[@TustlePlays]

_"I craved the strength and certainty of steel: I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine."_

[@NoriMori1992]

I've never played Mechanicus, but it will always have a special place in my heart for producing this meme. Every time I see it I smile.

[@talos935]

Praise to the Omisha

[@SFMExtraordinare]

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

[@cuffzter]

time to chrome up, choom

[@Burger_King-VR]

"Sir are you hurting anywhere??" "Man they shot MY CAR." 😂😂 That line had me laughing

[@lordmemist]

This guy should have his own show. These shorts are incredible, and I think they could work very well when elongated into full episodes with mini scenarios that are based his real experiences in the field.

[@kingkaza]

Him: sir did you get hurt? Him: if you mean my FEELINGS!

[@jacksteffani1147]

My uncle is a firefighter and he said once someone got shot and he asked if they could bring his bird while he was actively bleeding out 😂😂😂

[@xinpingdonohoe3978]

Bird? What, like a pet budgie?

[@ArchknightAlpha]

My aunt hit a deer, totaled her car, and then refused to go to the ER because they wouldn't take her dog with them. So, yeah, people are stupid.

[@twanix6143]

@@xinpingdonohoe3978 Bro what? Yes, a bird, any bird. African greys are the best, mine is 73yrs old:)

[@notablediscomfort]

Old people traveling with pets gotta make sure their lil buddies are safe. Luckily most of the time they're too small for the weight of their own body to facilitate serious injury in a rollover so we can be honest and say "your 14-year-old puppy is fine, let's focus on you."

[@ShyFly221]

​@@ArchknightAlphaWas she alone in the car with her dog? I wouldnt trust my dog with strangers either tbh

[@ayea28]

Yup, Dystopian timeline confirmed. The fact I get angry when someone suggests an ambulance, YOU GOT AMBULANCE MONEY?

[@william3371]

Bro drowned out his injuries with adrenaline and frustration

[@TurboSpaceKitten]

My friend once said "i will heal, my car wont" with genuine saddness and a bullet in his arm.

[@SilverStarHeggisist]

I am this kind of person, Except my vehicle will heal when I fix her.

[@ghostsuru8429]

​@@SilverStarHeggisistAs someone who was told that I "didn't need to learn auto-shop cause I'd marry a guy who would already know how to fix cars," I can't heal my car, and I wish I had at least learned the basics as a kiddo. -_- If there's ever one thing in life I wish I could change, it would be going back to being a teen and ignoring half the things my mom told me I "didn't need to know."

[@SilverStarHeggisist]

@@ghostsuru8429 I'm now a heavy diesel mechanic, I can strip a truck down and rebuild her better then before. But I didn't start off this way, until I was 23, I didn't even know how to change my own oil. With enough of a interest, you can learn anything you set yourself to learn. I agree that is very bad advice you were given. Even if you did find someone who could to marry, that someone is way easier to find when You're into cars as well.

[@snjert8406]

@@ghostsuru8429you can still learn that! KZbin and the internet in general are available hehe

[@pancakemacbuttery9142]

Bro was just sitting there motionless as he bleeds thinking about if he was shot or not until para medics arrived 💀

[@Gulyus]

Trauma and shock will do that too you

[@NoriMori1992]

Worse, he wasn't even thinking about whether he was shot or not 😂

[@wintersky4552]

Well, I feel like a lot of people would. Even when gunshots are heard very close to you, or possibly even end up in a part of your house, the yard, etc you could be checking yourself just to make sure

[@Scp-2317-K]

Shrodingers bullet wounds

[@J--12]

Ryan Gosling (Literally Me)

[@chocoboko123]

When the acting is so good the immersion leaves me wondering for a sec what kind of person shoots a dude in his car in his driveway

[@user-nd3sz6sr6e]

This is superbly done!

[@yellowwoodstraveler]

This reminds me of a joke from the 80s about yuppies. Yuppie is driving his BMW on a beautiful sunny day with his arm out the window and gets sideswiped. Arm gets ripped right off. He's on the side of the road when first responders show up and he starts complaining about the damage to his car. EMT says never mind your car, look at your arm! The yuppie looks down and screams, "my watch! My beautiful Rolex watch!"

[@kristashafer93098]

I thought of that joke too!

[@Irish381]

Oh my, I haven’t heard that one in a dog’s life! 😆😆😁😁🤣🤣

[@echognomecal6742]

GRAPHIC story from back in the day from a nurse, not involved, but at her hospital...except likely made up or exaggerated: Trucker, arm crooked out the window, tow truck goes past the other way & doesn't have the hook secured. (Do they have those hooks anymore?) Hook swings, gets the guy's arm & rips it out. Trucker, in shock ofc, manages to pull over, get his arm, puts it on the passenger seat & drives to the nearby hospital. Parks. Walks in, hands the arm to the nurse or whoever near the door, passes out.

[@Berean-rf6me]

That's the one I had in mind too. Was the 80's wonder if it was a real story!

[@yellowwoodstraveler]

@@echognomecal6742 shock is a wonderful thing! Briefly...

[@DailyTv22]

I thank God for the APD and EMT. I was shot 14 times and they instantly got to work putting tourniquets all over my body. They were fast and got me to the hospital in 20 minutes from the time I was shot. Doctors couldn’t believe that I made it and told me I should’ve passed away due to all the blood I lost. Thank you Dr.Broker for saving my life I’ll never forget you.

[@BigAsHell711]

What was the motive or reason for the shooting?

[@HeXXmas]

I must ask. How does one get shot 14 times? That is some Quentin Tarantino level stuff.

[@rwill156]

But how was your car?

[@Vi-Six]

​@@HeXXmasI mean, 50 cent was shot 9 times.

[@Thatbrownguy-ce5vt]

14 times is crazy💀 who did bro piss off😭😭😭🙏🙏

[@camisha7280]

Thank you for your service man

[@anthonymoody6711]

Definitely be on THIS call before. Dude slowly dying from "lead poisoning", but he's worried about his car. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dreamon9324]

My family is full of car nerds, so this is just so fucking accurate.

[@sleepytime6150]

Real

[@juliaithinal4835]

Show them

[@ElysetheEevee]

Same here. Actually, I'd just bought a nice, recently swapped 89 HF CRX from someone for basically nothing. Some dingbat lady with her two kids in the back of her car, NOT in car seats or anything, t-boned me at a four-way while it was clearly my turn and I was almost halfway across. I was busy yelling at her ass until she hid in her car until my friend shuffled up to me complaining his elbow and arm hurt. She'd crunched in his door, basically. Except, I'd been fixing the door just a couple hours earlier and it didn't have the casing on it: just straight metal. I just stopped and helped him while we waited for the EMTs. I'm still pissed at that lady and this was like in 2009, lol. Funnily enough, though, I see this particular skit being my dad and he's far from a car nerd. That realm is for my youngest brother and I. My dad was the guy that would throw around a brand-new bag of shredded cheese and throw a tantrum about the grocery store being trash because the cheese was unopened and moldy. For like ten minutes. I finally looked at the bag. It was Jalapeño flavored, so had flecks or small green things in it. Lol, dude focuses on weird stuff then loses it. Sorry for the long stories. Just thought it was funny, haha.

[@armaniwatson1096]

w comment i guess mid 53/100

[@isrv]

Car fams are the best fams 😭

[@bwalters9762]

I fully understand. Every accident I've been in it's always "sir are you okay physically" and never "are you taking the loss of your vehicle okay?" Lol

[@Julia-lk8jn]

okay, that may _seem_ like thoughtless, but maybe those EMTs were worrying about your car's upholstery and stuff? Some cold water right away could save you so much anguish about those ugly stains later on!

[@theTrend7]

Inconsiderate😂

[@sgtjschultz]

When I was in an accident I wasn't thinking of me until the paramedic started talking about a concussion. My first thoughts after the crash were "I wonder where my glasses went" followed by "This is gonna cost me money".

[@angelawatts5377]

The car loss usually hasn't registered yet...

[@HansBelphegor]

​@@Julia-lk8jn i have leather, is okay

[@neptune6655]

he cared about the car more then himself, real dad energy

[@darksim1930]

In a situation like this, the answer to "how many times is he hit" is "apparently not enough."

[@krauterlikor]

i hope this one is gonna be in a "where are they now"

[@zbm-2375]

Gotta second this one.

[@Stephen-Fox]

Yes. Going to need an update on this one.

[@SnakeMC96]

+1

[@RandyCarpadus]

Same here! 😂

[@sheashells]

Also an update on the car from the mechanic

[@colecampbell1906]

I had a similar reaction when I rolled my truck lol. The paramedics and whatnot were all trying to figure out if I was hurt, but I was just worried about my new truck :(

[@sophiamackay9834]

Same here except it was the driving instructor freaking out over his car! 😂

[@matt_em287-]

Happened to me when i rear ended a stationary trailer on the road with no hazards on at night

[@ethansucksatcuphead]

this would absolutely be me, bones heal, trucks don't!

[@sagemood]

I did the same thing rolling my jeep back in 2012 lol

[@erickiyoshiphillips2323]

haha yes I rolled my car broke my sternum and got 45 stitches because my knee hit the shift know I jumped out of the passenger window to get out of the car got up to the road and citizen asked me if I was okay I said yes. then medics came and they looked at my leg and said no your not then I felt my chest and everything lol man couldn't sit up for weeks worse pain ever

[@ClassicSonic549]

I love your content so much, it makes my day so much better.

[@theofficialgreenkane9645]

A real life century Bob! You look Exactly like those boxing mannequins!

[@MoistNasa]

This reminds me my last bad seizure, the EMT’s and staff kept asking for my SSN while trying to get an IV started (unsuccessfully) and a catheter in and I kept giving them my phone number instead. I’m thankful they were all really kind and patient with me cause I have no recollection of it at all and I’m sure it was frustrating.

[@tedstudt8550]

I'm sure they weren't phased by it whatsoever, but it definitely shows how much a little kindness can go a long way

[@1DERProductions]

I imagine it’s probably to help gauge your consciousness and alertness

[@katherinewilson1853]

Hey, another epileptic person here.

[@azboogeyman]

Idk why this reminded me of a clip of a EMT asking a kid for his social security number and he looked hella confused, then his partner told him he’s just a kid he doesn’t know it😂😭

[@zlobzor]

If you come to a civilised country, you'll just get treated. x

[@ellenkarlsson9490]

I'm gonna need an update on this car- I mean guy! I'm gonna need an update on this *guy.*

[@mikebar42]

187 likes ... Homicide 😅

[@TUGASTYLE98x]

that sounds gay

[@NoName-zz1qt]

no it doesn't but your pfp is lookin kinda saucy@@TUGASTYLE98x

[@IChooseJesus9091]

​@@TUGASTYLE98x + gay? About a guy? From someone named Ellen?

[@ellenkarlsson9490]

@@IChooseJesus9091 Yep, I'm a straight woman. And I'm 100% interested in this dude's health. And that of his car. Nothing gay, nothing even a bit sexual about it.

[@S550STANG]

Honestly that would be my reaction too 😂

[@AaronMichaelLong]

I can 100% relate. I took a spill once, and got a pretty bad gash in my scalp, and my immediate concern was "Now my shirt is gonna have blood all over it!" It took me a while to realize that the blood leaving my body might have been the bigger problem.

[@beng2307]

Pure concentrated epinephrine is really something 😅

[@mmix224]

Came to make the same comment. Adrenaline is a HELL of a drug

[@shamachelon]

Same!!! It truly is amazing 😵‍💫

[@polysom6345]

Adrenaline wearing off in 3.....2....1....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJGKFKFKCJFBDDKDKD!!!!!

[@jadeharlow5115]

You gotta Love how KZbin puts the translate to English button on your comment

[@McBehrer]

​@@jadeharlow5115 and all it does is removes an H. Like, "what is all of this gibberish?" > removes an H "OH I understand perfectly now!"

[@James-dq3jo]

In my experience it doesn’t really hurt until you look at it, and then ZOMG!!!

[@jadeharlow5115]

@@James-dq3jo I completely agree I’m 100% blind now but when I could see I got a cut that needed seven stitches didn’t even feel it until I saw it then it was one of the most painful things ever since going blind however, I barely even felt a 10 stitch cut

[@dr.saltypickle3643]

@@jadeharlow5115my question is what is it translating from?

[@user-fj8df2rh7v]

This deserves to be shared with the world.

[@user-bf5zc3oz2h]

This is absolutely amazing!

[@TwizzlerGirl]

It’s amazing how Jason can cut his own self off whilst shouting 😂

[@pamelaryerson6107]

It's also amazing how he can talk over himself. Amazing editing skills!

[@nixdskilly4786]

His acting skills are actually top notch, I can't see how he wouldn't end up in a movie some day!

[@amemooress6291]

Hey, man. Who's got the money for a new car, let alone those hospital bills 😂

[@AsheTehFox]

If you live in a actual country with rights you wouldnt have hospital bills or the bullet holes in the first place lol, america moment

[@luvnotvideos]

That's why he's so upset 🤣

[@grmpEqweer]

Eh, bondo, sander, paint. Or replace the door with a junkyard part.

[@DJ-sv7xf]

Good point. You can get full coverage insurance on your car. Not so for your body.

[@JEFF23_]

​@@DJ-sv7xf but you actually can lol. That's what I have "cover-in-full". America is pretty great.

[@user-un6bz6xf8j]

This deserves more views!

[@R3ACT0]

thank you for your services sir

[@Ur_fav_diabeticc]

when the cars more valuable than you 💀

[@Golden12500]

That's america for you

[@user-nd6vr7dl7p]

That medical bill will cost more then the car itself

[@bananarama3624]

​@@Golden12500 How is that America for you? Loving your car very much isn't something that happens only in America???

[@1degRazz]

@@user-nd6vr7dl7p you do realize if someone tries to kill you you arent the one paying the medical bill right? but its okay just whine and cry about healthcare

[@Moofenic]

​@@bananarama3624 When I was involved in a motorcycle incident 3 months back, I care more about the person I ram into and my bike compared to my own body 😭😭😭

[@DipermilkEditz]

Plot Twist: Bro Was Hit In The Head, So He Can’t Think Straight

[@92brunod]

As a baby

[@kingartison]

😂😂😂

[@SnakeMC96]

Watch his last video. The guy just didn't care about the x number of bullets in him

[@kratkartan1486]

@@SnakeMC96 bro had prioritys, and pain wasn't one.

[@HiHowAreYouFriend]

So you mean he thinks like 🏳️‍🌈

[@zeAssassin71]

Fantastic analysis. Keep up the hard work.

[@LimeGreenLambo-zh2io]

I love your videos! It's crazy what might actually happen!

[@DoomedCinemas]

As a car guy, That would be me. "I probably need a new window! New tint!. I'll need a whole new paint job!"

[@blackcapone187]

Or a "street" guy which appears to be the case here. When you’ve been around violence for so long you become immune to it.

[@gra4279]

Can we just appreciate how great of an actor this man is?

[@Freakyman403]

what about the other two people? dont they get some credit?

[@Apollo-._]

@@Freakyman403it is all the same person, although I can tell that is sarcasm, just pointing it out just in case

[@Freakyman403]

@@Apollo-._ no its not the same person, one is in a car, the other is a fire rescue man 1 and the last guy is a fire rescue man 2, are you trying to say all people with a bald head, same face and same voice are using recording techniques to pretend to be different people are the same? for shame.

[@tyreseperrin223]

I completely understand where that guy is coming from 😂

[@reverless]

I once fell from motorcycle. It ripped open my jaw, half of my thigh got scrapped very bad. I was still awake and the thing that worried me was how my parents were going to get mad at me because I went out without their permission lmao People who helped me wanted to bring me to hospital but I was too afraid and said I just wanted to go back home-- and I went back home with that kind of scar all over my body lmao😂

[@claudine1928]

I keep saying it, love the shorts. Also glad to know people like you out there taking care of business.

[@anon_ninja]

the over the top drama is annoying

[@donduck6195]

​@@anon_ninjaeverything about this guy is annoying. He is like 95% of the dildos in the fire industry and the reason I got out. Live and breathe solely to talk about firefighting/EMS calls. Got a wedding to go to? Don't forget your firefighter shirt. Funeral? Grocery store? Kids baseball game? DON'T FORGET YOUR FIREFIGHTER SHIRT.

[@voidsy578]

When u have a medical insurance but not a car insurance

[@grichl88]

Nah, in the US you just know it doesn't matter whether you have health insurance or not.

[@yungphame]

Not even sure if insurance would cover getting shot at lol I’m sure it would in some cases

[@babachloe7140]

How the hell does health insurance work in the US? Am from Kenya and I have both the mandatory national cover and private insurance, I could have my soul transplanted and never pay a cent

[@grichl88]

@@babachloe7140 you pay a premium every month or every paycheck, could be $50 if you want minimal coverage or as much as $2000 if you want minimal coverage but are rich. Basically what that means is, if something happens to you, you get a little discount on your bill if you went to a provider that accepts your insurance. Otherwise when you submit your claim your insurance screws it up somehow and either doesn't pay because of that or just denies your claim. It's even worse if you end up in an ER for something serious and you happen to see multiple doctors at any point. We have to avert our eyes from all doctors in the hallways otherwise they get added to our hospital bill and then our insurance will deny paying coverage for some of those doctors. Also, our hospitals usually like to double bill people, so you'll see doctors show up twice or even four times on your bill. It's so cool for no reason. I assume rich people just get sponsors to pay the bill or have some specialty doctors to handle things and reduce their bill so high premium plans are just to show off.

[@melaninmonroe007]

@@babachloe7140it’s pretty complicated because there’s PPOs and HMOs, etc etc. They cover a percentage. You pay for a plan (let’s say monthly). Then they will pay maybe 70% of the cost (some cover less/more). And they only cover certain hospitals, certain doctors, and certain procedures. And the insurance companies get to pick and choose what they pay for, which tests and labs they think you should get. So if your doctor thinks Drug A is the best for you, they can’t necessarily prescribe it because if the patient’s insurance company doesn’t cover it, they’ll have to pay out of pocket and those costs could be backbreaking. So they’ll prescribe Drug B, which may not have the same efficacy but it’s cheaper and the insurance company is willing to pay. They are the ones who make practicing medicine impossible and drive up the costs of care. I had an emergency and called to make sure my insurance company would cover the certain hospital I went to. Then I had to make sure the specific doctor I saw is covered by my insurance (this is a sneaky one that they get you with). The paperwork said they gave me a certain medication which they didn’t. I had to fight the hospital’s billing dept. Thankfully I was a medical student at the time and had the knowledge to be able to.

[@sadnlonelywithoutmydaughter911]

😂😂😂 sounds like me kinda, anything to not have to pay the medical bills😂

[@lillikonig68]

I love your videos 👍🏻👏🏻 The facial expressions and body language are simply brilliant. And this from an outrageously good-looking man 😊 It's always a pleasure to watch your videos. Love from Munich, Germany 

[@TheNarregg]

Adrenalin (and shock) is one hell of a drug

[@icarusbinns3156]

I recall hearing of a guy that broke… 5/6 bones in his legs (no, I am not counting the patella!) in a wreck. He was so amped on adrenaline that he was able to pull twi people out of the burning car that hit him before he crumpled. When paramedics arrived, he asked them to check the other guys first. “I may have sprained…” looks down, “…broken a bone or two. But are they alright?” He was taken to the hospital first

[@elana4006]

But he didn't get shocked in the video 😅😅

[@theaircraftnerd0345]

We need another video of “where are they now”

[@goober239]

Yes! I think this guy was okay, but I would like to know what warzone he drove through!

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Absolutely, I want to know if the car could be saved.

[@weedes0001]

😂😂😂😂

[@Alan92Truong]

What an excellent actor, you are sir

[@Livingston_Seagull]

"Wounds heal, car damage doesn’t" 😂

[@AM23.]

As someone who works in the automotive industry, this is not a dramatization 😅

[@KxNOxUTA]

It is cause any wasted second making his health condition worse means a higher medical bill and sth. tells me the car one will be a sneeze's worth compared to that :'3

[@umbramortis8753]

It’s so true I got into an accident where my front drivers side tire was hit along with my door I spun out and almost went into the ditch. First thing I asked was how bad my truck looked. It ended up with a bent frame and was totaled 😅

[@silverr362idk]

This man always nails it, ESPECIALLY with those facial expressions

[@kristashafer93098]

Agreed! He’s hilarious!!

[@fools_opinions]

He could definitely move into acting once it comes time to retire from the fire department

[@silverr362idk]

@@fools_opinions fr fr

[@elana4006]

I expecially love the facials expressions soo much! 😂😂😂

[@ArlenBen-nt7fh]

The hardest part is being away from you…the best part will be when we’re together again. Missing you, with all my heart.

[@LandonJines]

He’s a car guy at heart. I’d be the same way

[@natashabenjamin4222]

Ohhh jeez. You have seen some wild things. Thank you for taking care of these people and many more.

[@b-mocareful]

I feel his pain....my leg is fine! But....MY CAR!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ui2nj5pj3n]

So refreshing to see!

[@huusgaard4289]

Just the way he says it, Maan, they shot, MY CAR!

[@nessarae13]

Ive binged watched all your videos on like 3 separate occasions and get super excited when you put a new one out! We had an ambulance come to our drive thru restaurant about 2 weeks ago and told them to watch your page. A week later they came back and said they showed EVERYONE! All their colleagues, their fire department friends and some police officer buddies and thanked me for recommending your page to them. You are a pure legend!

[@thpolar3887]

And you're a legend for spreading the word!

[@RICDirector]

I keep telling ppl about Jason, but they all already watch!!

[@karencunningham5642]

This is my husband with his Mustang😅

[@flarpo11]

This is the same mentality I have regarding hot appliances (oven, toaster oven, etc.). I always roll up my sleeves before I reach into the oven, and my mom once asked me why I would protect my sleeves at the cost of risking burns to my skin, and I replied "Skin heals, clothes cost money."

[@todorstojanov3100]

"Skin heals" is not necessarily true if the burn is bad enough

[@flarpo11]

@@todorstojanov3100 You right, you right, but I'm not gonna be burned badly enough by a momentary oven-graze to have to really weigh the pros and cons unless I mess up _bad_

[@NearEDGE]

My guy, your clothes can tolerate way more heat than your skin can. 400 degrees in your oven is literally nothing to cotton but will actually melt your skin off.

[@flarpo11]

@NearEDGE To be fair, I never claimed it was a _smart_ mentality

[@michelleabbott3164]

HONESTLY, Great reason, mine was to stop from catching on fire, I am less flammable!!!

[@Green_Bean_Machine]

i understand that feeling, both sides of the conversation

[@msoda8516]

My husband loves his car so much. I should totally see him acting like this.

[@MichaelJMAD]

for anyone who thinks this is fake. I am a former law enforcement officer I have had a similar conversation with a person who had been hit 14 times. to my knowledge, the individual is more or less fine "5 years-ish ago"

[@JamesNewman-cq9lw]

Goddamn 14 times????

[@kealebogapelotshweu5918]

There is literally a person with a comment above yours that commented about how they got shot 14 times and got saved by APD and Emt

[@SGC_Mistyy]

Bro should be worrying about the medical bill 💀

[@jackall-trades6149]

Eh...given the context as to who is more likely to shoot up a car...the one footing the bill is probably the American taxpayer.

[@rosavilla4762]

This is my dad with his truck he got into an accident and when the officer was saying the injury on the other person and my dad just say are the cars ok "wait my truck" and he left the officer talking on his own while my dad ran to his truck 😂😂

[@Visiopod]

If you can be this energetic, or even just lucid enough to be worried, you're not seriously injured

[@theskicker8856]

He’s a champ for not being in a lot of pain.

[@saablazer1658]

Shock

[@traxathon4464]

Adrenaline is one hell of an anesthetic

[@fugu4163]

Adrenaline are really powerful stuff.

[@matthewrea4225]

Or he has Congenital insensitivity to pain and anhydrosis

[@DailyTv22]

You don’t feel any pain when you’re shot you don’t even feel any bullets hit you.

[@gabrielpetersen8528]

Kinda badass Ngl. So many people freak out when they are hit but to love something so much that your more worried another it’s well being than your own. Beautiful.

[@dogsbecute]

lol "its well being" bro its different if he said "im ok, but please check my daughter first" but hes freaking out over his car when hes shot.

[@MarvelousMi]

no it's trauma shock. You keep your mind occupied before you accept whats happening to yourself. I know from experience. his reaction is NOT ok. It'll be funny to start a conversation about it but it's like getting stabbed, until you really look at it it wont register until later and your mind takes your body out @@juu9do278

[@MarvelousMi]

also. many people think when bullets hit a car it wont go through the inside but it does! (unless you have Tesla Cyber car) So he probably thought he was fine until he was asked if he was hit and he looked down to become self aware. @@juu9do278

[@jharris3267]

This is a man with his priorities in order!😂

[@cosmicboi1650]

The update on this one was CRAZY

[@Sonicbarrs]

Wait until he finds out how much the medical bill is. 💀

[@elana4006]

💀💀💀

[@pirat290]

He must be in shock to not be able to answer the questions 😅

[@jordanwhite352]

As someone who's a Crossing Guard the amount of times people more worry about their vehicles than human life, whether it's themselves or other people on the road, is absolutely insane.

[@becomingashnic]

That would be me lol when I’m shock for some reason my brain goes to the least important thing first

[@MrSeabass57]

Man’s mad at the car but wait until he sees the bill 🤣

[@rasputinvitae4113]

I was in an explosion at work and when I got to the hospital, I apparently was concerned I'd miss work and every one looked at me and the doctor said "your not going back to work for awhile, you have massive burns and you're about to be air-vac'd to UC Davis's critical burn unit". Needless to say he was right, I had to spend an entire year avoiding any sunlight.

[@perrywaaz3660]

You turned into a vampire

[@JamesNewman-cq9lw]

Omg man sorry that happened to you. I was also blown up in a burn pit tho. Had the smart idea to pour like a gallon of gasoline on the trash I was trying to to burn because it was a little damp outside and when I struck the lighter ....BOOM! The fumes ignited and I was engulfed. I lost my eye lashes eyebrows all my arm and leg hair and my hair on my head was smoking...I had 2nd degree burns all over my arms and legs and face some 3rd degree burns on my left arm...it was the most excruciating pain I've ever felt in my life. But luckily I healed up and you can't even see any scars which is crazy. So I can't even imagine what you went thru not being able to be in the sunlight for a whole year ..that must have been horrible. I will never ever use gasoline on a fire again ..ever!

[@rasputinvitae4113]

I'm sorry you went through that, it's no fun. Mine was a 55 gallon steel drum exploding from slag getting thrown off from oxy-acetylene torches. Thankfully the bottom failed and not the top, I've heard true horror stories of the top failing and decapitating someone so I count myself lucky. We both went through which I'm sure you know they call a flash burn, where it penetrates through multiple layers at once instead of one by one. If you were awake for it, I bet you tripped out watching them peel off 2-3 layers from the burt areas like a reptile! Thankfully I was well medicated and looked after so I found it interesting vs terrifying. I hope you recovered well and thank you for your kindness.

[@cheerkidscheerleading4357]

Hollywood really needs to hire this guy everything he makes is amazing how can we get this going for him I would love to see him in actual TV series shows or movies come on everyone what do you all think we all say it let's get it going for this guy if he wants to

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

My dad used to ride a motorcycle when he was younger. He wiped out once, and according to him, got fairly messed up. Road rash and everything. And when the paramedics arrived, he said he was more concerned about his bike getting damaged than him being injured.

[@Zorrish]

This definitelly needs a follow up video!!!!

[@zelithfang2365]

"you can do whatever you want with me but if you touch my fuckin car!-" type energy lol

[@robertmilchis5955]

He's got a point. A friend of mine lost his bumpers, scracthed the side and lost the side mirror. The repair shop bill was 8k $.

[@gabrielladavidson2938]

I spun out at 55mph into a light pole and my first question when I woke up was "how's my car?" As they were jaws of life-ing me out of it :( I still miss my baby