How Italy's Geography got Badly Nerfed

[@Quintaner]

Italy didn’t get nerfed, their build just doesn’t scale into the late game

[@sunnyjim1355]

How do you know we are in the 'late game' ;)

[@jossanecassar8683]

Sunny Jim r/cursedcomments

[@Nen._.o]

Sunny Jim the late game will be the aliens

[@abbad707]

Emilia lmaoo

[@rickpin_0612]

@@seanlai8293 like paradox

[@radianzero]

RLL: "Italy has been recently nerfed." Me: _"You don't say."_

[@giups2962]

@Roman Empire Caspita

[@guillermo.mserrano]

F

[@user-ov2fc5sd1e]

RLL: "Italy has been recently nerfed." Me: _"صج عاد؟"_

[@Odysseus38]

@Roman Empire underrated comment

[@013aanikhfds]

Bene, fa schifo

[@MsSlash89]

As an Italian, I think this is one of the best videos on KZbin about Italy: it really encapsulates history, geography and economy in a very precise way.

[@thysonita2114]

we have two very different definitions of "precise"

[@RacingGuy570]

*...*

[@andoniazcarraga1637]

Lamborghini ferrari fiaaat

[@filippomeuti9617]

Idk they put Tuscany as south Italy, that's a 0% accuracy to me

[@mattiananni242]

Pero è pieno di ignoranza, cioè, le reggioni "autonome" nn sono indipendenti, hanno solo piu potere rispetto allo stato centrale, come gli stati del USA, in più gli independentisti nn sono sopra il 50%, o almeno, gli indipendentisti che vogliono completamente separarsi dall'italia nn sono piu del 50%

[@Chessrook44]

"Mwahaha! We have the strongest defense possible, nobody can get in!" "Fine. Stay in there, you can't get out." "Wait, what?"

[@miliba]

*closes door "Now youse can't leave!"

[@DSiren]

The only difference between a fortress and a prison are who controls the front gate, and which direction the weapons point.

[@BenjaminMilekowsky]

You don't even worries about how many people are in pain there

[@MysticalSolarus]

DSiren Sirenilhas l

[@fatherleo4603]

@@miliba Bronx Tale 😄

[@x3mbr]

1:46 holy crap I just realized "Mediterranean" means "'middle of earth"

[@veemie8148]

That's sick

[@manooxi327]

*mind blown*

[@newbiechu7024]

No, middle earth is from Lord of the Rings.

[@hushpuppy1735]

No, middle earth is new zealand

[@anonb4632]

It means "middle of the land" and referred to the fact it was landlocked. The Romans used to call it Mare Nostrum, our sea, I think.

[@stefanoscacco459]

That battle that we lost in 1917 is known to us as the "Disfatta di Caporetto". Austria and Germany pushed the Italian line down 150 kilometers, and it was such a huge loss that the name of the battle entered our language as a synonym of a catastrophic event or defeat. Even to this day, calling an event a "Caporetto" is like admitting it was an embarrassing loss.

[@tiramisu7544]

the 7-1 for italians

[@cainthebraindrain7056]

As a northern Italian I can confirm that the south is everything south of my house

[@louissagarrigavisconti9992]

bruh the south is below rome

[@cainthebraindrain7056]

Louis Sagarriga Visconti Nope, below my house, which is pretty much where the video shows it. And if my friend lives 10 km south of me, he’ll say that the south begins just south of his house. That’s how that works.

[@louissagarrigavisconti9992]

@@cainthebraindrain7056 im from puglia maybe its ur richass tht has that joke cuz it aint funny tbfh

[@cainthebraindrain7056]

Louis Sagarriga Visconti I’m sooo sooooooo sorry that you think my joke Is nOT FunNy. Are you ever going to forgive me guy from Puglia?

[@louissagarrigavisconti9992]

@@cainthebraindrain7056 irdc its just lame af

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The meta has truly shifted towards the viruses

[@Bimskuuy]

You again..

[@flashstar1234]

Bio warfare ....

[@verticalfracture]

the 12th century begs to differ

[@mellofan2012]

Way better than the school shooter meta of the last few patches

[@slinkerdeer]

Yeah that's why a treatment that kills the virus is already available...

[@joshuanaumowicz5115]

“Byzantines”. When you get invaded by urself

[@IlleScrutator]

Well, when they returned in Italy, their wars did waaaay more damage than the barbarians in the century before Justinian is still a nice lad tho

[@sidneyadnopoz3427]

Larping greeks lol ; )

[@ndreas.]

He also let the social demokrati of germany fight against the Italiens... idk what happened there. Watch Till he Shows the flaggs fight. At minute 6 and something.

[@ndreas.]

6:44 wtf

[@Tortellobello45]

@@IlleScrutator 2 milion deaths, god it's more than the Italian losses in WW1, WW2, Napoleonic Wars and Punic Wars all together

[@haze154]

“The north is protected by the alps” Hannibal be like: what alps

[@ventu7907]

Jazza Mapping in the east near the border with Slovenia there is a plain

[@nikki607]

He did sacrifice A LOT of troops to get over them. Like, a *LOT*

[@dennischoi5461]

Hannibal: hold my elephants

[@duckmeister5385]

Rome be like: what carthage

[@RobinZwaard]

Elephants be like: What?! Alps?!

[@Dfathurr]

Austro Hungary : **manage to pass the alps* Austro Hungary : **lose the entire war* Carthage : first time?

[@kvandermeersch5753]

Germany : No, second time

[@regnoditalia7711]

yeah dont mess with italy on its homeland...

[@Luca-ok6sw]

Kingdom of Italy se ci pensi quanti sono effettivamente riusciti a vincere contro di noi senza aiuti interni? E praticamente nessuno è mai riuscito a mantenere un controllo totale su dei territori italiani per più di 100 anni

[@spinyslasher6586]

@@regnoditalia7711 The Allies sure messed with them hard though.

[@scottwhitley3392]

@@regnoditalia7711 unless you are uk and usa

[@YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets]

God: hmm, Italy’s spawn is way to overpowered. Angel: why don’t we nerf Italy’s spawn and send thousands of humans to attack it which will cause Rome to collapse and split it into thousands of states which will remain divided for thousands of years God: sounds... good.

[@michaelgarcia5437]

The Communist Potato Everyone In Heaven: SEND ALL THOSE HUMANS TO ATTACK ROME!

[@revolzyy]

Sounds like a joke Oversimplified would make

[@doriannamjesnik3007]

That's what God would say.

[@kyufuyuvbvbllymjnncuhuhbuh7538]

@@revolzyy that's exactly where the joke is from.

[@Omashu2425]

Italians: Dude... uncool

[@YesToCookies23]

Italy: No one can pass the Alps and invade. Austria-Hungary: you’re right, and neither can you. Italy: wait...

[@idunnoman6826]

Austria later: shit i can't shit i can't swim

[@p.f.886]

Austro-Hungary: *if I can't come in, you can't come in.*

[@CyclismHS]

@@p.f.886 that's what she said :)

[@user-and-id]

They both tried 12 times in total, at a river called Isonzo

[@aivinni9838]

Hannibal: am I a joke to you?

[@strikeone7803]

RLL: Shows modern day Germany's Flag instead of the Imperial Flag on the Italian Front WW1 fanboys: *Heavy breathing*

[@cosmos9688]

Even more awkward when you consider he used AH's map at the time.

[@kyuu76]

*I N H A L E S*

[@taelybui5632]

Sourab singh civilization

[@jimmyjohnsontheiv8980]

*YOU USED DAH WRONG FLAG REEEEEEEEEE*

[@raptorfromthe6ix833]

NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN

[@chwiu7070]

Italy: nerfed The guy who uses italy as a main: well shlt

[@benismann]

It is like modern games devs doing "Something is OP!!! NERD PLZ" they dont listen first, and then herfs the shit out of this thing, making it literally unplayable

[@Sword-of-Ruin]

Italys Geography became funner: A GD player

[@secretbaguette]

Nah, too easy to counter. British navy can just shell every inch if need be.

[@bogustoast22none25]

As an Italian would say: Not molto bene

[@bringbackthedislikecount6767]

Hoi4 players: ima pretend I didn’t hear that *Proceed to dominate the world*

[@untilnow581]

Dear Italians, dear friends, stay strong in this bad period. Your Armor is strong. Greatings from USA.

[@pietromeroni2023]

Thank you! I see many people in the comments making jokes about this situation. I know they are joking and i like a to have a good laugh, but it's also really hearth warming to see foreigners beign supportive and really understanding this crisis we are going through. Greeting from Italy, hope you all stay safe there in the US.

[@XiaoLinNing]

Thanks 💕 Stay strong you too, always keep your head up 😉 It's scary, but we all can do it 😊

[@ea635]

Thanks a million, stay strong too!

[@giammidaddy6761]

Thank youu❤️❤️

[@randomguy-jd8su]

@@XiaoLinNing Thanks for saing that :)

[@Staingo_Jenkins]

Some say the background music is still looping to this day.

[@kevinabiwardani7550]

Some say it is still looping after the universe is ending... But my curiousity is, what is the name of the song?

[@ibtsamsaeed7334]

@@kevinabiwardani7550 crusaders 1 by johannes

[@kevinabiwardani7550]

@@ibtsamsaeed7334 Thank you very much, I'll search it immediately.

[@ice711real]

Land that nobody owns: Exists Britan: hipity hopity this is now my property

[@b2manjaro]

Ice711 I like your rhyme

[@auzakov1977]

Gabriel Gaming Bro, I see this everywhere.

[@benismann]

Wtf it is doing in comments of this video that is about Italy

[@FeedMeSalt]

@@benismann because some of us will never let them forget about that past. Also. They fucked Italy over.

[@Mauricio24271]

With nobody you mean natives that had to be murdered right?

[@Alias_Anybody]

Austria: "It's over Italy, I have the High Ground!!" Italy: "You underestimate my... wait, is that an avalanche?!?"

[@0205-z9y]

We actually won tho

[@mrmarvin9916]

y tho the EU has become quite worthless tbh, it was created for the countries to work together and we’ve seen how well that worked during Covid19

[@phx24]

02051945 No, they Entente won. Italy didn’t do jack smh

[@Venetianmappingandanimations]

@@0205-z9y yeah "won" while Italy never occupied an Austrian land in the war... The Battle of Vittorio Veneto was win with a huge help from the allies

[@Ermagron]

Forse dovresti pensare agli italiani che vivendo in territorio austriaco erano costretti a combattere sotto minaccia che gli facessero fuori la famiglia...si e vero... Molti si lanciavano verso le trincee italiane a morire piuttosto che ferire compatrioti e al contempo dalvare le famiglie... Ma quelli nn li ricorda mai nessuno vero. O del fatto che che gli austriaci presero a fottute cannonate milano.

[@adammadi9109]

Normal People: Uses google maps RLL, an intellectual: *USES CIVILIZATION MAP*

[@joshwonkim0895]

Even history textbooks don't use civilization maps!

[@CadenMHolmes]

He’s officially a bee

[@VanadzorImSirac]

Me, a larger intellectual: *USES ROME TOTAL WAR MAP*

[@rogersmj]

I find it difficult to imagine what it would be like to have a map of your known world and...just not know what was beyond the edges of it.

[@Tinxl-o]

This is why we study history at school

[@ricochet4674]

@@Tinxl-o more like geography. But yea.

[@Nome_utente_generico]

It's like now with outer space

[@Robert_McGarry_Poems]

@@Tinxl-o Oh yeah, that makes sense... I guess those very first ever civilizations should have gone to University to learn geography...

[@NoNameAtAll2]

sphere of known universe >_>

[@yannychan3358]

“A tiny little city called Rome” Rome: *laughs in world domination*

[@p.f.886]

Etruscans and other Italic people who came before Rome: *am I a joke to you?*

[@atharhussain22]

Ever heard of Rashiduns and Ottomans? Roman Empire: cries in extinction..

[@tmlm9782]

@@albe3879 one key reason is believed to be the victory over and subsequent destruction of carthago, after which they got lazy and decadent because there was no number one enemy anymore. That made it easier for rivals on the empire's outskirts to attack, knowing that the Roman military had become weak because of their decadence

[@lucasheitor9288]

Vandals: hold my beer

[@DvD1303]

@@atharhussain22 Laughs in Winged Hussars

[@JohnnyL69]

Country: *exists* RLL: hippity hoppity, this has bad geography

[@Omprakash-fd2pc]

True i like the way you wrote that sentence

[@udayshetkar1658]

It's good for defense tho

[@kabirrrrrrrr]

Original comment, thank you

[@dillon8140]

fart AND poop fart AND poop!!

[@jorgeshaft1483]

Also RLL: Except if you're France.

[@CinanzonRoll]

"Strong Regional identities" Me, coming from Arezzo: *laughs in hating every other Tuscanian City, and most of Umbria and more*

[@DavideKuras]

Gonna stop producing perugina

[@Della420]

Pisa fa propio cacate

[@lolloblue9646]

Come massese mi dissocio dall'identità toscana e accetto un mix linguistico-culturale ligure-emiliano

[@Andre777Ita]

@@Della420 da fiorentino approvo

[@OG_ALviK]

Me, coming from Maremma; agreed! Tuscany is the only region that has a civil war with neighbouring cities within the region. It's actually quite amazing!

[@AdmiralBonetoPick]

In Roman times, the most important resource for fighting was manpower, which Italy had plenty of (thanks to fertile farmland, and Roman expertise at irrigation to create more). In WW2 the most important resources were coal, iron, and oil, which Italy had hardly any of.

[@Egemony]

Italy: *Gets nerfed because of the geography* Canada, Kazakhstan and Poland: First time?

[@bringbackthedislikecount6767]

He did a video where he talks about Poland's geography

[@lennerzbell2657]

Canada has pretty good geography

[@wastedoxys]

Heard Canada’s Geography is getting buffed in the climate change update along with Russia

[@DesperateDawggo21]

@@wastedoxys Russia is getting nerfed actually

[@wastedoxys]

Youssef Abdelaal nahh I heard the new North Sea passage DLC is getting opened

[@trainman2226]

“And the United States” *doesnt highlight alaska*

[@yugomapper5851]

"Russia" *doesnt highlight Kaliningrad*

[@anonymouskiwi]

I know that got to me lmao

[@spinyslasher6586]

Tbh nobody cares about Alaska US just bought it to flex on Russia.

[@Cramblit]

@@spinyslasher6586 Pretty sure if Alaska suddenly didn't exist, every American would very much miss it.

[@stanleyyelnats9310]

@@spinyslasher6586 Tf you talking about?

[@manolis.799]

Italy: there is a medical emergency going on right now RLL: here’s why your geography is now worthless!

[@mattnorris7124]

They all got infected because their navy is weak and couldn't provide them a way out through the Mediterranean so they had to go over the Alps which caused a funnel of people where social distancing was null and void and encouraged the spread of the virus. I believe this is where this video was going.

[@DhirC35]

@@mattnorris7124 ??

[@illusion9423]

It's literally adding insult to injury

[@regnoditalia7711]

@@mattnorris7124 Italy has a great navy what are you talking about, Italy has the virus bad bc they get cloth and materials from china for the fashion capital of the world: Milan to design cloths and keep its biggest economy going: fashion

[@Kaizzer]

The virus initially hit the provinces around one of the most active airports (Orio al Serio), I can bet the first wave came from there.

[@MrRushSkies]

Italy: We have the worst geography. Japan: Hold my sushi.

[@doomturtle7579]

good meme by hold my sake would've been better lol

[@cloneeja]

@@doomturtle7579 New Zealand entered the chat!

[@martincamilleri7444]

Poland:I dont even know you guys

[@quijybojanklebits8750]

America: points and laughs mockingly.

[@magnificence5]

MrRushSkies and the worst politicians...

[@AlbertoCiarrocca]

Claiming the US invasion of Italy during WW2 was only possible thanks to Italy’s geography is partial, as the US army was aided and often preceded by partisans. Also, it was the Sicilian mafia (which had interest in the fall of fascism) that made easy for them to land in the first place

[@thatgirl6155]

Italians in quarantine: oh ReaLifeLore uploaded! I'm sure whatever he's uploaded will take my mind off things and make me feel be-

[@berghesein]

Rip

[@rosoro465]

True

[@Drobexxx]

Bruh, trust me, we don't need videos such as this to get depression over our own country, we just need to get out of bed every morning to accomplish that.

[@autem9970]

@@Drobexxx feels bad man (ti capisco)

[@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333]

Manuel Sacha I know how you feel, I’m American and our country has been decaying for decades.

[@norwoodwildlife9849]

I always thought Italy's geography was a little weird , it's a country surrounded by water and the water surrounding it is surrounded by land. No other country is like that.

[@marco-elia]

And that water surround the land, that surround the waters, that surround our land.

[@AdmiralBonetoPick]

Maybe Greece too. But I get your point.

[@pedrosabino8751]

@@AdmiralBonetoPick Anatolia peninsula too

[@TommyzCrazy]

Greece enters the chat

[@puddingmaster4213]

One word. Greece

[@Rohv]

Well in Medieval and Rome Total War, Rome is literally the center of the map. So if you have a world-spanning empire. You should set your capital there to promote public order.

[@thiviyansaravanamuthu4395]

RLL: „Italy has been recently nerfed” Coronavirus: “I just wanna say thank you, I wanna thank my Virus academy, my Virus friends and Family”

[@lorismartinoperfetto6908]

This is not funny, jerks

[@emiliianoportillo1311]

COVAD-19: Iam looking at you China your a G

[@zxp3ct3r41]

lmaooooo

[@declaniii6324]

Loris Martino Perfetto but it is funny. Objectively.

[@m.arceles]

@@lorismartinoperfetto6908 if we're go out, it might as well with a laugh lmao

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Covid-19 truly made an impact on Italy's economy and it's sad to see, stay safe everyone

[@ipgd69]

stop appearing in the comment section of every video goddamn

[@clarkcates8322]

I agree

[@meowzers1721]

@@ObeseGorilla229 wtf why

[@mr.patriotjol]

Electric Acid I hope we all get Ebola

[@Cathal_6400]

I want it cos I wanna die

[@morrisstudio8372]

When ur geography is so op that the Devs have to nerf u

[@saikatbiswas9]

Italy has been my fascination since Assassin's Creed II. My dream is to travel throughout the length and breadth of Italy and see Florence, Milan, Venice, Rome, Vatican and every other city. Its a beautiful country and with beautiful people! COVID-19 may have taken many lives but it will never dampen the beauty of Italy! ❤️ Insieme per la Vittoria, Italia! Love, from India 🥰🇮🇳

[@whitemamba7573]

Por i spanish... In italian we say per which means for anyway thank you for your support✌️

[@sephikong8323]

Funny that you mention this game because I just took it back thanks to the steam sales (and the free time given by the quarantine) Just as good as I remember. This game really fueled my love for the Renaissance so badly

[@edoardoribolla5723]

don't forget about southern cities like Naples and Palermo. They are very underrated

[@sephikong8323]

@@edoardoribolla5723 This isn't only the southern cities that are underrated, there northern cities as well such as Torino, Bologna or Ventimiglia

[@edoardoribolla5723]

@@sephikong8323 I know, but I mean that the most visitated places in Italy are in the north-center

[@ultimatestoryteller]

Meanwhile , I hope they start recovering soon. Love and wishes to all Italian folks from India

[@tomgjgj]

Thanks India, same to you.

[@tentifr]

Thank you, hope the best for you too

[@aphrcbite]

thank u, good luck to you guys as well

[@pechi22]

Thank you so much. Stay safe

[@livethefuture2492]

man, i really hope Italy recovers well. if it went so bad in Italy who knows what would happen here in India in a country of 1.3 billion people.

[@NXSWSKY]

I’m an Italian-American and both times I’ve been to Italy, I’ve been fascinated by the history, geography, architecture and culture.

[@archmage_of_the_aether]

good for you, friend

[@julianmontes8847]

Italy: I'm a superpower History: I'm about to end this man's whole career

[@LolLol-sy2hj]

Mussolini be like: 😱

[@Cosmic_Love]

Coronavirus*

[@lovelydolltime8006]

It's the roaring 20s all over again.

[@pedrosabino8751]

Portugal: I'm about to end...

[@0205-z9y]

We stil are lol

[@mbathroom1]

The ironic part was that it was italians who led the exploration of the atlantic, effectively dooming their nation to irrelevancy

[@pedrosabino8751]

Fun fact: Cristóvão Colombo learn to navigate in Portugal.

[@user-kk6yg7ds9z]

@@pedrosabino8751 fun fact he is a Genovese one of the Naval superpower Republic

[@SuperJuvexxx]

Irrelevancy? Don't think so, by this logic Germany, Russia and Austria should have been irrelevant too. Italy highly influenced the world even during colonial times through its culture, and became one of the major economies and powers once unified. Not to mention its great maritime republics. Plus, as history showed, having colonies but not being able to sustain and manage them can lead you to many economic, political and logistical problems as happened to Spain, Portugal and France. Infact the most successful colonizers were the Brits and to a certain extent the Dutch, given their little size. Not to mention that nowadays the main colonial powers of the past are literally being colonized back by immigrants from the former countries they invaded. It's true tho that a late unification and the inaccessibility to the Atlantic crippled the enormous Italy's potential to be a global superpower like in the Roman times 🤷, this tho doesn't mean that Italy could automatically have become and remained a global power just because of colonies since in order to impose yourself on the world stage you still had to be strong in Europe. Only exception to this, again, are the Brits who despite having never had a major direct foothold on mainland Europe still managed through their economy, navy and diplomacy to remain relevant on the stage. Despite all of this, Italy remained the richest area of Europe at least untill the 16th- mid 17th century. Plus, the historical, economical and cultural contribution that constantly came from Italy since the ancient to modern times (unlike Greece who unfortunately stopped with the Byzantines) will always put Italy into a place of relevance

[@pedrosabino8751]

@@user-kk6yg7ds9z Everyone know that Portugal ended with the monopoly of Venece and Genoa. Furthermore, Columbus gained his skills in Portugal.

[@user-kk6yg7ds9z]

@@pedrosabino8751 everyone knows that many of the sailors at that time are Italian under the banner of other country genoa and venice was still important since the center of the world were still mediterranean (aamerica were not discover yet)

[@blitzkrieg6699]

The music in the background of this video drove me nuts.

[@BVonBuescher]

It was terrible

[@ems7623]

Agreed

[@syrhusprod]

Yeah why tf is it British colonial music on a Italian video I hate these royalty free soundtracks

[@Hankblue]

*Irish flute intensifies*

[@zikalokof1challenge414]

What is the music's name btw?

[@coolbean259]

Real Life Lore: and the United States (doesn’t highlight Alaska) Alaska:😭😭

[@axelfoley133]

Hawaii: am I a joke to you? Lol

[@theodore474]

I don't think Hawaii was under the US authority back then, or even Alaska.

[@MohammedIqlasUddin]

I came searching for this comment

[@Zeta4]

Heto He’s talking about modern day though

[@joseph.wolf.]

@@theodore474 He was talking about modern day great powers. I'm pretty sure Hawaii and Alaska are part of the modern day USA, unless there was a recent civil war no one told me about.

[@Vigil4TW]

Their population is about to get nerfed hard..

[@skeletonwguitar4383]

Yeah, the word nerfed is kinda *UUHHMM* but Context is everything ofc

[@GM-xk1nw]

That is no funny, jerks

[@thepegster1953]

Lamaoaoabalaoahkakqo-

[@Uranium_Enjoyer]

Yeah I know, I heard the devs could be bringing a big update to weaken the US and China as well as some European nations. Apparently they were too op

[@GLOw7125]

That moment when you were about to make a very similar joke but somebody did it first

[@Firefox-rt9ev]

6:34 The battles on the isonzo river were actually a succes for italy; austrians were about to loose trieste, the only port of the empire and the its loss was possibly the event that would have ended war for austrians, so they called german's help and destroyed italian's army at caporetto, wich is also the name of the battle. It is not because of the mountains that they were defeated, but it was because italian army was weak compared to german army. Just to give you a scale, during ww1 winning a battle could have meant to go forward for 1 km, while the 11th battle on the isonzo river brought italian soldiers 10 km forwards.

[@avoig_3219]

Germany have used innovative tecniche to made the war they bomb italian front for an our instead a day and when Italian create bunker, the german forces attack and made a lot of prigioner.

[@Firefox-rt9ev]

@@avoig_3219 exactly, moreover they used to attack with small groups (wich is the precursion of blitzkrieg, the use of individual but fast divisions of tanks) and they used to circle out the trenches of italian soldiers.

[@blackpaint9093]

@@Firefox-rt9ev yep, Erwin rommel was there

[@alexzero3736]

King Emmanuel should sack Cadorna early. Most of battles lost at Isonzo were just ill-prepared. And the guy blamed middle rank officers and even soldiers for that.

[@kmuturi238]

Pray for Italy. Italians are some of the most humble and warm people on earth 😭💙

[@lawbringer9857]

The Antichrist Also some of the most racist people 🤣

[@cevinzeke5110]

Would never say humble but warm yes. Italians never let you forget their cultural and historical legacy, in terms of soft power Italy is still a juggernaut. And that will never change.

[@hffvbgfgggh5873]

@@cevinzeke5110 muslims?

[@Tsunami0950]

@@lawbringer9857 LOL. Found the Frenchman. Still salty about 2006 eh?

[@thebananarepublic7255]

What about the Italian owner from Amy's Baking Company

[@luisdavila1236]

6:12 "And along the Isonzo river over here," ( *12th Battle of the Isonzo River flashbacks* )

[@sannidhyabalkote9536]

Avanti Savoia!!!!!

[@Gameflyer001]

Cadorna and his near-fetish of invading the Isonzo...

[@adam19890911]

I had an Italian boss from originally Chirie near Torino, he had a map of Italy in his office, he had a horizontal line at Rome and under that line was written with a sharpie "AFRICA"

[@Takeru9292]

Racist

[@ThomasTubeHD]

0:48 Reallifelore : *including corsica a part of Italy* France : *That angry bald guy in a stadium meme*

[@davrosdarlek7058]

Historically corsica was part of genoa so maybe he was talking generally.

[@yugalkarol7131]

I remember watching that guy live 😂😂 I guess it was at the cricket World Cup

[@pietromeroni2023]

The frencies they better give it back! Corsica=/=France

[@ea635]

They are italics, Napoleon even changed his surname at the time. However they just don’t care about most of these things, it just is what it is توما التشاد

[@Charlie-et4td]

And Malta. It's either independent, or put it as Britain.

[@triangulator01]

RLL: Italy's geography got nerfed **Corona Virus has entered the chat**

[@pechi22]

That's not funny

[@PETEPChannel]

Ten thousand of people already died

[@pechi22]

@@PETEPChannel this jerk doesn't care about that

[@pechi22]

@@fellowfanatic sorry but as an italian, I felt attacked since nobody here is jocking about that.

[@ankitabhatia2518]

This guy just copied the joke I sent him but ok(yea its me)

[@Cxcxco89]

As an Italian, I think Italy's Geography will start to be relevant again when African countries will see a massive development in their economies (as in the case of Nigeria). Just in this case, the Mediterranean see will start to be the center of commercial exchanges between Africa and Europe and Italy will be the first touchpoint of this interconnection.

[@victorlazari5708]

Keep dreaming boi

[@Obeywulf]

interesting way to think about it. If Africa was to be able to garner more capital and banking services in general, maybe utilizing mico loans or cryptocurrency, I could very well see this happening.

[@noahkarpinski1824]

​@user-wj8kv2rv4u for the western half of the continent, sure But for the eastern half, including Egypt, the Horn of Africa and the Indian Ocean? A lot of that will go through the Suez Canal, and Italy has important ports for that network, like Venice

[@vaingloriant]

the developments seem to be mainly sub saharan

[@darthvader4594]

Whoever playin plague inc really hates italy

[@emiliianoportillo1311]

Nah they *HATE* china *WAY* MORE

[@ArgKaiser]

@zonda_r2 New Zealand: allow me to introduce myself

[@Luca-ok6sw]

Emiliiano Portillo actually Italy has more dead than China

[@Raheel2006]

@@leonardodavid2842 You forgot to mention another point. When China was asked about COVID-19 by the WHO back in October or November, China denied its existance, saying it was a rumour (or something like that). China lies a lot about its pandemics.

[@YeenMage]

Hold on. The "Byzantines" "invaded Italy"? More like the Eastern Romans (i.e. Byzantines) wanted to retake their first capital of Rome and their lands from the Goths. Besides, many part of Italy were Greek colonies since time immemorial.

[@Iapetus7849]

Yes but actually no. Greco-Gothic wars were disastrous for the people in Italy. They lasted for 20 years and plummeted the population down to 2-3 million people (before Roman levels). Goths and Byzantines in the attempt to control or retake cities they had lost, buned them down and forced the population to migrate to the coutryside basically starting Feudalism in the peninsula. At the end of that war Italy was devastated and you could say that the "Dark Ages" started at that point (at least here)

[@tylerellis9097]

Giulio Patruno Yeah the Gothic War completely stomped Italy, only parts of the south were spared and the dark ages began for Italia. Justinian should have stoped at Carthage or Sicily.

[@SwissMedi]

Phoenician and Greek colonies, my city (Palermo) was colonized by the Phoenicians

[@nikolamilosevski6424]

@@Iapetus7849 wow, Greco-Gothic war/!? Who are you to name the Roman reconquest of Italy like that!? Firstly, Justinian was not even Greek (even if he was Greek, it won't change the things). Second, in his time the official language was Latin (again, even if it was Greek official back in his days it won't change the fact that is the Roman Empire). Damn, some people can't follow a country's line of existence. Because of people like you, history as science is broken!

[@pedrosabino8751]

The same thing, invade Italy.

[@thefoxers5764]

“And the United States” *doesn’t highlight Alaska *sad Alaskan noises 5:06

[@sunnyjim1355]

I'm guessing those noises sound something like a Sperm Whale giving birth.

[@thestratigic1631]

We will teach RLL FREEDOM

[@narayankumar1716]

Russia doesn't highlights Kaliningrad

[@AdmiralBonetoPick]

@@narayankumar1716 Nor should it.

[@bigguy1230]

You've really been inspired by TierZoo and Civ6 haven't you?

[@9051team]

Oh? You could tell?

[@SnarlyFuture]

Reallifelore: *Coloring in the United States* Alaska & Hawaii: Why don’t you like us

[@papakarrbear3767]

Not to mention, using the wrong German flag for the ww1 segment

[@User31129]

The other part of the country that's often left off maps is the Upper Peninsula of Michigan

[@majellico3800]

Not really a nerf IMO When I saw "nerf", I was expecting a little known update The Dev snuck in by changing the maps terrain. This video outlines Italy's inherit locational trait of 'strong early game - weak late game'. Still a very good video. I give it a 48/52.

[@normanclatcher]

I mean, Venice is undergoing a pretty bad nerf.

[@agrainofsun]

@@normanclatcher all coastal cities will, soon enough *laughs in Climate Apocalypse expansion*

[@caiminlaws7029]

Oohhh you’re so edgy broooo ….

[@ribottostudio]

*RLL:* Italy's geography has been nerfed." *Literally Everyone::* that ain't the only thing that's been nerfed..... Sorry Italy. Good luck.

[@SwissMedi]

Thanks bro

[@rosagapi]

🤣🤣 thank you!

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

The title made me think it was TierZoo talking about a server for a second

[@rafaeldelgado7243]

It looks like a TierZoo video too

[@cosimobaldi03]

The geographical internal division also made separate beautiful cities to form, especially in the middle ages and Renaissance. Much cooler than having all the notable attractions in one city tbh

[@MYG]

Italy is the “soft underbelly of the axis" -Churchhill

[@johnvonshepard9373]

big ouch

[@mjzpeanut]

APPLY COLD WATER TO BURNT AREA

[@samanvithveeravelli7512]

And then Churchill went on to never make any progress in Italy after capturing Rome....they were halted by the Germans in the North

[@johnvonshepard9373]

He and USA chose not to move forward because of D day.

[@samanvithveeravelli7512]

John von Shepard that’s not true and you should know that. American troops were active in the peninsula until the very end of the war they simply couldn’t overcome he German defenses.

[@ea635]

Ave fratello, thanks for putting much interest in Italy during this difficult time. Stay strong.

[@matthewmesisklis4151]

I was about 60% through this video before I realized it wasn’t about the Eu4 Meta.

[@hk24s]

Next video: How Italy’s population got badly nerfed

[@lorismartinoperfetto6908]

This is not funny, jerks

[@Historyboi-vn7gd]

Yeah yeah good joke *BUT THIS IS MY 16TH DAY IN QUARANTINE*

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

You used gaming graphics to describe Italy, I see you’re evolving

[@timlehmann9067]

Like a history/geography version of TierZoo

[@p.f.886]

Why do I see you everywhere? Please stop hacking me.

[@arielpagliero9619]

Ok this is a small thing but at 9:26 that's not the correct stream of the Po river, you took the wrong branch at the start; the Po flows further north, across Turin (9:36).

[@vikingsbuckeyesfan]

I’m praying for everybody in Italy during this rough time 🙏🏽

[@alessandroverallo7422]

could you please keep praying? even though i moved back to the UK

[@kakerake6018]

italy is the ideal place for world domination because it's a great starting location. if they held on to some of their western territories it would've been the most powerful nation in the world for a long time

[@davidguthary8147]

"They never got San Marino." Is that a Bill Wurtz reference I spot?

[@ems7623]

Seems to be a San Marino reference

[@andrewcgs]

I THOUGHT JUST THE SAME THING

[@paolocometti6604]

7:13 R.I.P. Valle d'Aosta

[@s4cells4cell7]

Valle d'Aosta is the new Molise :D

[@chasbodaniels1744]

Don’t they make great cheeses there though? Mmmmm ...

[@antoniomariamacri7500]

@@s4cells4cell7 that's what France wants us to think. FRENCH, STAY OUT OF THE MONTE BIANCO!

[@pueco1058]

@@chasbodaniels1744 yes, a delicious cheese of valle d'Aosta is called fontina

[@Hugo-cn9no]

@@antoniomariamacri7500 Ah tu veux parler du mont-blanc, ici à courmayeur on dit mont-blanc hein

[@LucidFL]

10:11 they "never got it" because the Italians allowed San Marino to remain independent

[@paolostival6972]

Why should our ruling class get rid of a tax heaven right in our home?

[@nandinhocunha440]

Wasn't Napoleon just let San Marino do his own thing?

[@Grimsace]

@@nandinhocunha440 Yep, Napoleon had a soft spot for micro-states, and most of the ones that exist today in Europe he had the opportunity to conquer, but he chose not to.

[@nytrex_yt7417]

How Italy’s Geography got badly nerfed Coronavirus: *who summoned thy god*

[@itacom2199]

Said the burger.

[@SunsetSecondary]

*Good luck to everyone suffering in Italy, China, and everywhere on earth. I hope we make it out of this crisis alive and everything will return back to normal.*

[@rosagapi]

thank you!

[@keirfarnum6811]

Imperial Poland We will. But it will be a rough year.

[@Mortebianca]

Mamma mia

[@itacom2199]

e tu che ci fai qui?

[@gabrielesalera7088]

non mi aspettavo di trovarla qui sire

[@TSDamiano]

Ciao morte

[@NINOGIANLUCA]

Ciao, Ma guarda un po' che caso

[@jacksoniansonex9235]

let me go

[@owl448]

id say Italy was less than nerfed and moreso left behind in the meta

[@AdmiralBonetoPick]

Anyone wondering what the name of this song is, it's Crusaders Adriel Fair. (There's about 2 seconds in this video where the guy isn't talking over it, so I was able to Shazam it.)

[@londoncrow500]

Thanks

[@Retro-bt2zc]

Tier Zoo: Geography edition

[@boomjonggol5757]

Italy 2000 years ago: Yea boi I can attack anywhere in the Mediterranean, I can defend from anywhere via sea or mountain The world 2000 years later: Mediterranean it is. Try extending any further lol

[@yaboi7773]

6:48 That's not a historically accurate German flag

[@Iapetus7849]

Welcome to KZbin 2020

[@amadoudiallo8557]

Probably didn’t want to get demonetized. Edit: Nevermind, he was talking about 1915 in WWI

[@juliánito59]

Brother's gotta eat man, hard times

[@ahmadasmar6285]

Everyone; Italy is op God: ok I nerf Italy: god wtf

[@Dominus_Augustus]

God not real

[@ahmadasmar6285]

Princeps Civitatus ok

[@fartmerchant762]

​@@strongcool that's not allowed

[@simulping4371]

@@Dominus_Augustus ok atheist

[@donaxtrunculus5023]

Leonardo David 28 Italy ruled by the Pope sounds pretty neat

[@MrGerm-bi4km]

10:26 Jesus fuck It's so dark in my room that I thought that moving head was a bug crawling along the bottom of my screen lmao I got startled

[@NintendoTV64]

Italy: *Our defense is unmatched by any other nation, nothing can get in or out!* Coronavirus: *Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way!*

[@edwardm8292]

I just feel so bad for Italy. I hope Italy makes it through.

[@Rishi123456789]

I feel very bad for Italy too, but I have no doubt that Italy will survive.

[@lukasfotto328]

They will make it through, but barely, there getting hit hard

[@neon-leon-]

If in the next two weeks the cases are increasing, maybe the army will operate (I'm Italian) Btw, I'm not sure about that, I've heard it from my mom

[@lukasfotto328]

Caesar Zeppeli I’m pretty sure that’s marital law right

[@emma_nutella58]

Still surprised so many people are willing to live next to that active volcano

[@seifsherif8142]

I am an Italian lover ♥️🇮🇹 Wish all the best for Italy nowadays to recovery economically and from the Covid-19 Our ancient partner , I am Egyptian btw🇮🇹

[@comrag687]

Damn bro u must know Giulio Regeni then /s

[@francescolazzarato3170]

@@comrag687 sapevo qualcuno l'avrebbe detto...

[@Venetianmappingandanimations]

@@comrag687lmao più che altro abbiamo una diplomazia estera che fa cagare, forse l'unico momento in cui abbiamo avuto una diplomazia decente è stata durante il governo Craxi.. Con lui forse sapremmo già la verità

[@Thaumazo83]

Tell your President Al-Sisi something about Giulio Regeni, please.

[@ferriscemila8912]

@@Thaumazo83 Italy still sells weapons to egypt

[@alanparker9608]

Dear Italians, dear friends, stay strong in this bad period. Greetings from a Franco-British 🇮🇹❤️

[@Ok-xp2sm]

Français 🇨🇵 Merci mon ami. Je suis énferme dans la maison depuis trois jours et c'est vraiment déprimant. Désolé puor mon lais français mais je n'ai que treize ans.😅 English🇬🇧 Thanks friend. I have been at home since March 5th and it is really depressing. Sorry for my bad english but I'm only thirteen.😅

[@giovanniquargentan6198]

Thank you!

[@rosagapi]

thank you very much! 😍🤩

[@joeljustjazzing]

Roman empire has been real quiet since the nerf dropped

[@Abhisheksharma-ez6vf]

5:06 I feel bad for Alaska.

[@declaniii6324]

And Hawaii

[@thomi_therussia5344]

TeslaOwner1975 it should

[@Jay-qb9gi]

Thomi_TheRussia yeah you can have Alaska. Give us British Columbia and Newfoundland in return.

[@blobber51]

@TeslaOwner1975 you'll never hear justin Trudeau say that because he has too much soy.

[@thomi_therussia5344]

FBI im not canadian

[@matthewreyes9640]

Italy: *Exists* Coronavirus: It’s free real estate...

[@giovanniquargentan6198]

Covid is everywhere, not just here

[@maxcollison4270]

4:56 'Nearly all of the modern world's great powers, after all, aren't even located within the region. The UK, Germany, Russia...' France: 'Am I a joke to you?'

[@poliorcetix979]

We are the "nearly"! ^^

[@alessandrogini5283]

@@CubedSausagefromScarparius solo nel quinto secolo dopo Cristo la Germania sarebbe diventata abbastanza appetibile

[@felicepompa1702]

@@poliorcetix979 well the Uk is pretty comparable with france, same for italy or brazil. I think the only true great powers of europe are germany and Russia

[@iNTERS22]

1:44 - When I try to draw the world

[@georgios_5342]

Mediterranean literally means "Middle of the world" Medi + terrarum

[@bigbang5848]

False. It means "landlocked sea" or "sea in the middle of the land". Terra means both eart and land in italian

[@sunnyjim1355]

@@bigbang5848 And seeing as you are such a smart alec, what the word for "eart" in Latin?

[@captainbean1264]

Italy : you can't defeat us Austria : We don't need to. Italy : Wait what

[@p.f.886]

The Italian peninsula is still quite important as a strategic position. As right now the Italian navy is the most powerful navy in the Mediterranean sea, it has the possibility to cut off Russian access to the Mediterranean sea and Atlantic Ocean (Russian ships have to pass through the Mediterranean sea to get to the Atlantic sea), and Crimea holds the most important naval base of Russia, therefore Italy has the possibility to "imprison" the Russian navy in the Black sea. And Italy can also be a "huge airbase" to control the Mediterranean sea, just like the UK was for the English channel during ww2.

[@VISHNUK-fq9xz]

Russians: hold my tanks🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@p.f.886]

@@VISHNUK-fq9xz Italian mountains: *Imma stop you right there.*

[@p.f.886]

@@VISHNUK-fq9xz Russia may have a lot of tanks, but many are Soviet era. Keep in mind, that the EU has the second strongest military in the world, having a military budget 5 times bigger than the one of Russia. Italy alone has 3 aircraft carriers, while Russia barely has 1. *For the European Union, Russia is not a threat.* Russia has the biggest nuclear weapon arsenal in the world, but the EU has the 3rd biggest one.

[@newcoc4105]

@@p.f.886 italy does not have 3 india had the most at no 2 with 2 aircraft carriers also Italian rconomy is very weak

[@felicepompa1702]

@@newcoc4105 italy has the 7th-9th economy in the world (if fluctuates with brazil), the only bad thing we have is an enormous public debt and slow gdp growth

[@AngPogiMoDinmeister]

"Italy, you became way too op. we gotta nerf you dude. sorry."

[@yugomapper5851]

-god

[@abbad707]

Dinmeister lmao

[@sbottono5576]

Players New 1.5 update is here! And we made something that we believe you would like! After some people saying to us that Italy is to strong and the players that use it have a boost, we decided to nerf it! Don’t miss the 1.6 where we are going to add Britain and Germany! Have fun to conquer the world players! God’s entertainment games

[@ShortWorld007]

Nice video! RLL make a video on Indian geography.

[@drewmoefoe3775]

New 20.20 update -new event: Coronavirus -Italy nerfed -West Virginia’s buff -new game mode: self isolation -Italy population bug fixes

[@alshahriar6230]

Objective: survive

[@pechi22]

Not funny didn't fucking laugh

[@krystianlekienta1200]

Patch notes: -Toilet Paper spawn rate decreased from 90% to 1% in retail stores

[@davidecolucci6260]

Dont worry, we Italians have the bidet

[@tancreddehauteville764]

Why use the modern German flag for Germany at 6:53? It's stupid. The imperial German flag was white, red and black. Also, Italy did not declare war on Germany until 1916, after considerable prodding from Britain and France. Italy's beef was with Austria rather than Germany.

[@alanparker9608]

yeah let’s make fun of Italy in these times

[@ea635]

Jealousy my brother.