Really makes you 🤔

Merry early christmas everyone, see you next month when i make a real video
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[@sidg868]

When you transport something in a car, it's called a shipment. But when you transport something in a ship, it's called cargo.

[@danyal_a_8592]

You're a genius

[@sasgo8452]

You park cars on the driveway and drive them on the parkway You cook bacon and bake cookies

[@nobleradical2158]

Sasgo galaxy brain

[@Aaaaaaaaaaaaa0aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

I'd like to interject that shipment refers to the process of delivery and cargo is the object being delivered. As you can see this comment genuinely made me think. gj

[@kirinnarukami4016]

the car goes, but the ship ments.

[@user-ht3xe5kp7o]

Love him or hate him but he's spittin straight facts

[@urukatakemoto1789]

Actually gasoline and diesel are not flammable, it is the gases emitted by them which are burned off through a chemical reaction

[@kneight4927]

They look like gay facts to me

[@nathanishungryanimations7206]

*Noodle* liked that...

[@johnnytarerio3186]

​@@urukatakemoto1789 The gas that comes off of them is actually just them, but atomized. that means they're spread out through the air.

[@Sip_Dhit]

Too bad there arent any gay facts

[@crispycomrade7614]

I feel like I'd see this on adult swim at 3 in the morning after waking up from a nap

[@neonlights3480]

been there XD Those moments as a kid when you wake up because you didn't get to stay up

[@lukeothedukeo]

When you nap at night, it's just called sleeping 🤔

[@aquathemage1680]

George Lopez

[@mustardpuddle]

"They're open 7 hours a day, 11 days a week" ah yes, dunsday, frelday, smorday, and cromday

[@umdadvocate]

Cromdays, amirite? 😎👉

[@flandyc4513]

Stoners, man. 😎

[@jaydenbuchanan8083]

Merry scromdss everbdy

[@phayfox6130]

Well, he actually just said 11 hrs a day, 7 days a week, here‘s why. 11 days a week, has 4 extra days. 4 x 7 = 28. 28/7 = 4, which gives 4 extra hours per day , so thats 11 hours a day 7 days a week. Which the nearest locations near me, the hours are 6am - 12 pm, having 18 hours a day, seven days a week, so this video is wrong.

[@pedroaugusto1232]

Every 60 seconds on earth, a minute passes

[@jennifermount363]

W E C A N S T O P T H I S

[@thecountercounter9127]

If you get shot by a gun, you may suffer a gunshot wound.

[@karateparty100]

Together, we can stop this

[@celestialcephalopod4331]

*ahems in relativity*

[@northpenguins]

@@thecountercounter9127 What if i have a bulletproof vest on me?

[@dyingbutokay]

Man this really did make me think about what Gibby was thinking about

[@meharsamba]

So we waited for a month...for this ??

[@evanssevenelevens2302]

@@meharsamba yeah :)

[@meharsamba]

@@evanssevenelevens2302 bruh...kill me

[@Kodax12]

He was thinking about making a KZbin channel.

[@evanssevenelevens2302]

@@meharsamba tbf it says filler content

[@redstuntdouble9379]

“Minecraft was a warning”

[@roboticeggs]

Minecraft Story Mode was a mistake

[@redstuntdouble9379]

“Some people think that the earth is flat”

[@roboticeggs]

Hot dogs aren't actually dogs, but chicken.

[@redstuntdouble9379]

“Love is not just sex and kissing, but a special bond”

[@roboticeggs]

Your brain reads "LOL" as a word but not "WTF"

[@electricmouse3129]

“A group of sex offenders is called a fondle” That killed me

[@ohmygodpleasehalp3984]

Well at least they didn't touch you.

[@TheUltrasora]

@@ohmygodpleasehalp3984 too late

[@ryanfaber9384]

That one caught me so off guard that I had to pause the video to compose myself lmao

[@betanick14]

"... Minecraft Was A Warning..." Legit made me very uneasy. I don't know why and, I don't know what that means..

[@arson.8164]

herobrine

[@ButterfreeYummy]

creeper in real loife

[@lukefox718]

Minecraft is a story a hubris. Just like humanity, and all other intelligent life. The purpose of everything is to eventually end, as it has happened before and is inevitable. Also *agent smith got VECTORED*

[@Adam-cq2yo]

I love this particular line so much because it makes no fucking sense and that is what's terrifying about it.

[@NovaAnimations]

@@lukefox718 i like how you used that exact same reply twice

[@pershingpower9397]

Noodles constantly improving animation 80's VHS *A E S T H E T I C* Elevator music Noidle in a suit telling us obviously true facts INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS

[@CopiHuman]

Yes

[@clouds7525]

Yes

[@hzzx0739]

Yes

[@queencycle9919]

Yes

[@sammythestrawberry1372]

no

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

"7-11 got their name, because theyre open seven hours, 11 days a week" *oh that's cool, wait*

[@Starboywashere]

I’m not going to miss this like I missed my moms wedding.

[@thrussy6333]

there's always next time

[@Saxjon]

Why are you going to miss this? Just watch the video again.

[@BobBob-pf3bp]

Interesting fact, skydiving without a parachute is fun

[@AmrJaza]

@@BobBob-pf3bp more like mind blowing...

[@garrito1016]

Hold up....

[@doggbag]

my brain has hit critical overload and is leaking out of my head. what have you done

[@Problematist]

Such a big thunk that it really did need multiple days of a planned premiere in my sub box for preparation. Thank you.

[@JARGUN145]

I got actual chills from "Minecraft was a warning"

[@Not_Aaron_]

Really makes you think how long this is going to take to release

[@hanshansen9759]

"7/11 got their name because they're open 7 hours a day, 11 days a week."

[@majRFan]

Yeah...lol

[@Delak_Antoine]

🤔

[@r.j.tammaro8383]

🤔

[@iSomeDood]

officially second reply to a verified comment. I now require an obscene amount of likes.

[@jayvanx154]

@@iSomeDood no

[@gilles466]

Dayumn 72 likes, new record for French SFM maker Antoine

[@imconfuseddl1436]

🤔

[@TeeTownVideos]

I hate this •liked•

[@deml8553]

this is literally what i was saying while watching this

[@BobBob-pf3bp]

Interesting fact, staring into the sun improves eyesight

[@Rogue_Steve]

More?

[@darklusare7582]

same

[@sauceyboiii]

I’m the 1k like :)

[@ChezThunderDash]

"fsjfsjklsdjs" - noodle

[@dildonius]

Now that's a throwback to 2000s memes.

[@rocket6750]

Noodle: Minecraft was a warning Me: *WHAT DO YOU M E A N ! ? !*

[@justsomegoblinwithinternet6231]

FS Rocket Cat It was a warning

[@lukefox718]

Minecraft is a story a hubris. Just like humanity, and all other intelligent life. The purpose of everything is to eventually end, as it has happened before and is inevitable. Also *agent smith got VECTORED*

[@eeuuurgh1289]

I don't need sleep, I NEED AWNSERS

[@jimmyjenkins1907]

•_•

[@purpledefaultpfp6233]

The ender dragon is real and the zombie apocalypse is coming

[@themindset4164]

"Minecraft was a warning" The implications of this is horrifying

[@teamakesgames]

The earth is really just a small rock-spaceship that we're traveling on.

[@dominusempyreus2383]

i mean, if all matter perpetually resides in space, then isn't everyone technically their own spaceship?

[@redstuntdouble9379]

Have you noticed that you haven’t died?

[@BobBob-pf3bp]

Interesting fact, if you walk straight up you can walk to mars in a few days

[@TravTravYT]

The core is the command center of this rock-spaceship. Question is... *Who's driving?*

[@redstuntdouble9379]

Trav Trav god

[@drakomatic]

fun fact: hotels have doors into the rooms inside, motels have buildings with the doors to the rooms outside

[@qwertssdfbean8381]

He's right. The sheer complexity in this production is spectacular. The art form the sound work and the overall production value is orgasmic. He really puts forth new ideas, and indeed has made me 🤔

[@Dyvinell]

My last two braincells sat there with the blankest stares trying to comprehend the 7 eleven bit

[@bethag]

"Minecraft was a warning". *Shakes head in agreement and hits like button*

[@lukefox718]

Minecraft is a story a hubris. Just like humanity, and all other intelligent life. The purpose of everything is to eventually end, as it has happened before and is inevitable. Also *agent smith got VECTORED*

[@Shinyloog20992]

"Minecraft was a warning" I've never heard a more vague threat in my entire life.

[@quailly8389]

this video will be uploaded the day my milk expires

[@bonzibuddi]

F

[@Burnabooo]

F

[@quailly8389]

I have also just been informed that the 22nd is the day my phone data expires

[@JuiceboxCE]

F

[@rowboat10]

expire? what do you mean?? do you keep milk that's a year old or somethin

[@MaxLevinton]

Do not make me, I've already been made

[@baameows]

*guess i’ll just sit here and wait then*

[@дигл_лайв]

Getting alot of Johnsfilms vibes out here.

[@Jomanuelrg]

Not gay vibes tho.

[@rowboat10]

but jackmovies _is_ gay

[@XRyXRy]

this video is approved by flat earth society members all around the globe

[@Rainygirl3100]

Around? Hmmm

[@plasticbag7351]

Video? Hmm

[@rowboat10]

Society? Hm

[@tristanrose-stockwell846]

Hmmm? Hmmmm

[@imconfuseddl1436]

I read this, strolled past, then pausedz came back and went 🤔

[@KicksPregnantWomen]

i like how it goes from obvious stuff to straight up lies

[@manuelcosta9264]

Every dislike in this video is complety justified, so... good vid, keep it going!

[@MedievalPancakes]

i felt real fear when he said "minecraft was a warning"

[@Gurtjr]

never before have I felt such power radiating from a being when he said that minecraft was a warning

[@guytorie]

Your character model looks gradually more human in every video.

[@jlco]

1:21 "The fastest car in the world can meet, and even exceed, most speed limits." Sir, that's a picture of a Citroën 2CV. It cannot, in fact, meet most speed limits.

[@bruh_4191]

I thought that he was gonna talk about "u r Mr gay" for Mario galaxy

[@peepothefrog4331]

So this really made you 🤔?

[@bloxelcomix9937]

Why is “Minecraft was a warning” low key terrorfying

[@paulplaysstuff6696]

Still scares me to this day

[@Deadsphere]

"Minecraft was a warning." "..."

[@lukefox718]

Minecraft is a story a hubris. Just like humanity, and all other intelligent life. The purpose of everything is to eventually end, as it has happened before and is inevitable. Also *agent smith got VECTORED*

[@WigWoo1]

Minecraft was a warning for what?

[@sauceslayer5820]

it was a warning

[@WigWoo1]

SauceSlayer yes... for?

[@keeghanmercer9259]

It was a warning

[@blindsloth364]

@@WigWoo1 your mom

[@WigWoo1]

@@blindsloth364 Your slap happy grand pappy

[@OfficialLuni]

"Minecraft was a warning." This sounds like something from Tumblr.... "Hey OP, what the fUCK does this mean"

[@NullGamurai]

Contrary to popular belief, humans are alive

[@justrcd]

Proof???

[@TheJollySoviet]

It's people like you I hate- you keep spreading misinformation to the masses without any consideration of the consequences

[@jlco]

_[citation needed]_

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

But you can change that. For just pennies a day, you can help drive humanity to extinction through its own hubris.

[@BMK45]

I have never felt true fear until I heard this man, with a stern voice, stare at me and say the words: “Minecraft was a warning.”

[@nathanishungryanimations7206]

I love that VHS effect... classic...

[@glumbortango7182]

This is the soft boy news I desire.

[@100dead]

"Napkins have secret additional uses, but I can't tell you about 'em." B-but, what are they though? Coasters for drinks? Window wipers? Landfill fillers? Cmon, man!

[@adammiller8133]

Hah that’s not where my mind went but sure those are all legitimate uses

[@100dead]

get in the corner

[@adammiller8133]

Oh ok my bad

[@rowboat10]

you're gonna stay in your corner until new years

[@Howisnohandleavailable]

@@adammiller8133 you can leave the corner now

[@SerHeadwig]

"a group of sex offenders is called a fondle" yeah ok

[@spicysap]

the part where he says minecraft was a warning made me feel uncomfortable

[@skrappr3649]

the one about motel and hotel really got me. the actual difference is that motel doors face the parking lot

[@ASquared544]

Saying he doesn't buy the moon landing and then immediately dunking on Flat Earthers. Total chad.

[@cgoose500]

Hotels have doors leading to rooms on the inside, Motels have doors leading to rooms on the outside.

[@ForwardBias]

H stands for Hallway, where the hotel doors are!

[@Jzombi301]

this tbh

[@Anastas1786]

That's a good general rule, but there are hotels that used to be motels, and motels with internal rooms. The harder distinction lies in the list of amenities. Motels are "motor hotels". They're primarily intended as cheap places where exhausted people on a road trip can park their cars, clean themselves up, and sleep for a night or two in an _actual bed_ before moving on to the place where they _really_ wanted to go. There _might_ be an _extremely basic_ breakfast offered in the morning; there may or may not be a pool; there's a slim chance there might be a hot tub by the pool (if there _is_ a pool). The nicer ones might offer laundry service, likely at a surcharge. That's pretty much all the "bells and whistles" you can expect at a "motel". Hotels are much more extravagant, generally expensive (compared to motels in the area at least), and are usually located deeper within towns and cities, near residential and tourist areas, as opposed to on the outskirts or in the middle of nowhere like motels. Rooms are usually more comfortable and the list of services is generally broader. A breakfast buffet, a pool, a hot tub, laundry service, room service, a concierge, a restaurant, a "business center", a gym; well equipped hotels will often have many of these, or even all this and more. In brief, setting aside personal cases when you have no money, have a ton of money, or care much less about your living accommodations than having fun at whatever attractions you came for: "Motels" are for passing through; "Hotels" are for your final destination.

[@andreasfrom9091]

I love how just as he said "Minecraft was a warning! I had just started downloading MC on my new pc im scared

[@sextonchapman]

Getting heavy "we happy few" vibes

[@novicetim6138]

More like some people DON'T think the Earth is flat

[@2lazyt378]

1:10 that look he gave us explains everything

[@Viper-fw3uu]

'some people think that the earth is flat' *disappointed look* that bloody killed me

[@cking4869]

I like how these range from technically the truth, obviously the truth, and blatant lies

[@bonjolor8298]

Something about these just don’t add up. I can’t put my fingy on it

[@rasta7655]

Funny 7 like

[@rowboat10]

dude im your 69th like

[@bonjolor8298]

rowboat here’s your epic chungus reddit gold

[@rowboat10]

@@bonjolor8298 thanks for the gold kind stranger

[@tannerq8900]

Going straight into the "I was bored." playlist.

[@cakeisthebestintheworld]

Well with matpat's theory on Minecraft's cannon history and what's going on in the world right now, that statement is not to far off

[@benjaminweems6930]

**Talks about The Apollo landing on the moon** **Later says he doesn’t buy us landing on the moon**

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Really makes you" People 2 days ago: (Making make jokes before everyone else)

[@imaduckquackquack2297]

W- what was Minecraft warning us about??

[@Soruigi]

The pumpkin fact actually made me spit out my drink. You said it so genuinely and matter-of-fact, I love it

[@stevenfraielli9869]

You just blew my mind with the gasoline thing.

[@cannedbread2242]

tomorrow is another day

[@rainworldenthusiast]

I'm sorry, TWO DAYS?

[@fortyforty-seven1061]

this made me very comfortable i want an hour of this

[@fortyforty-seven1061]

please

[@hiarchie]

I sat through a 3 minute ad just because I like your channel

[@eyezodiotic3197]

"it's actually quiet simple! Motel starts with an M whereas Hotel starts with an H" *Shows "H" and "M"* *H M* That made my morning for some reason

[@nflatei0n967]

37 hours, god damn better not get up in case I miss anything important

[@tylerheineman2393]

"Napkins have secret additional uses" Toilet paper shortages -> Substitute TP with napkins *HE KNEW*

[@antimemeticsdivision0055]

0:43 There are actually a few interesting Game Theory videos suggesting that Minecraft is set in the post apocalypse with the player as the sole human survivor

[@taaamas7785]

What many people don't know, is that a group of birds are actually called something

[@taaamas7785]

Macdonalds was given it's name from the discovery of Mac & Cheese back in 1782

[@taaamas7785]

Tinder is actually reinforced with titanium, not tin

[@taaamas7785]

The car was actually invented some time ago

[@taaamas7785]

You can actually speed up the growth of plants if you make the sun brighter

[@taaamas7785]

Microwaves are both an small oven to heat up food and the name of my deceased cat

[@LesterJam777]

🤔 Well I just pretend that we live in a 80s tho.... 😎 A E S T H E T I C

[@cadestanfield1716]

Got a genuine chuckle from this one, good job bud

[@SirVyre]

When two paths diverge in a wood, you can just look at your GPS to see where each one leads. This will save you a lot of time, in case one hits a dead end, forcing you to take the one more traveled.

[@wolf09980]

chair

[@Retarded_Ape]

ius

[@Poly_0000]

I love the part at 3:45

[@Quitbit]

"NASA claims to have landed on the moon, I don't buy it." Proceeds to diss flat earthers.

[@AE-jo2fy]

This actually made my night better. Thankyou!

[@umjamer]

My brain just expanded by two inches or something.

[@karleneworth8137]

Whats minecraft warning us about?!? *WHATS MINECRAFT WARNING US ABOUT?!*

[@teamakesgames]

If someone hisses at you, run.

[@Retarded_Ape]

🗿

[@felony1089]

Is no one going to talk about the "7 hours a day 11 days a week" . ..

[@jesuisfudgeman874]

"Minecraft was a warning 😐"

[@shitlordflytrap1078]

...But Noodle, the Earth is in a galaxy.... Really makes you thonk. 🤔🤔🤔

[@abc-lex]

FACTS

[@BrunoFerreira-jt8tu]

I found this at twitter, not knowing this was on youtube. But I really enjoy this

[@sysouls1599]

Funny vid and all but gotta say, props on the description, really makes you think.

[@eeuuurgh1289]

Motel IS better bite me

[@Accordion_Kid]

Big think

[@0o0Zero0o0]

"A group of sex offendersis called a fondle" Why of all things was this the one that broke me?

[@CollinKeegan]

I need like two hours of this vibe

[@thisaccountisnolongeractive5]

No one Literally no one Absolutley no one: *MINECRAFT IS A WARNING*

[@BK-xg3mw]

This is actually a Jack Stauber video with a different style

[@frenchwaffl]

“gasoline is not actually a gas, but an oline”

[@essenel]

*This is the type of content I subscribed for*