food fight

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This video was about a food fight I experienced back in jr high school. It was uneventful but eventful at the same time. More chaos than food fight if I'm honest. But you probably already know that because who reads the description before watching the video am I right.
It was a bad time because we got punished in an intense way, but it was also a good time because it was really crazy to be a part of. School isn't always that great so to be able to spice things up with U̴̡̧̕N̵̩̠̓́R̶̰̪̒Ė̶̘̟L̸̙̤̿E̸̜͖͌N̴̦̪̈́T̵͗̔͜Ĩ̷͙͊N̸͍̞̎G̴͉̯̊̑ ̶̣̈́D̷͉͐Ĕ̴̱͋S̸̨̰̿̋T̴̙̲̋R̵̮̩̐̓Ú̸͕̊C̴͇̹̓T̶̙̏̔ͅĬ̷̤Ô̵̡̰͘N̸̞̊ ̶̝̦͆́Â̵̮͚͋N̷͉̓D̷̳͉̏ ̷̡̿C̷̘̿H̵̘̖̐A̶̠̅O̷̧̓S̶͔̽ is a fun way to keep things interesting. If you're in high school or whatever try D̷͕̒I̵̡͙̎S̷̳̝̐M̸̤͕̆A̴̟̙̒͑N̷̐̍ͅT̸͓̽̈L̴̞̜̔Ị̷̾͊Ņ̷̌͝ͅḠ̵̣̱ ̴͈̠͒̇T̵̬̳̽͘H̷̦͗̃Ë̶͎̣́̽ ̴̭̹̒S̸̖͑Y̸̳͋̈S̴̺̳̾̿T̸̢̲̓E̴̯̒M̶͖̙̍͝ to get through the day it might be fun.
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"You should never tell a child that they can't go to the bathroom. Because they CAN. And they WILL." -TheOdd1sOut

[@quoc-huynguyen2324]

And that is how diapers became required in schools without bathroom breaks

[@karasu3920]

in like, 1st grade i told my teacher i had to go to the bathroom and it was an emergency. she told me no and to hold it, so i looked her dead in the eyes and peed. she wasnt happy to say the least lol

[@tom_the_animator]

5473 True

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[@clarktoons6030]

Ok?

[@maceinmyeyes6915]

The closest thing I’ve been to in experiencing a food fight is when I stepped on a bag of grapes and went flying backwards like a cartoon character stepping on a banana peel. The food fought me, and I lost

[@thinkinofanameidunno7816]

underrated comment

[@furiousredsword1037]

Maybe a round two at some point?

[@maceinmyeyes6915]

@@furiousredsword1037 I’ll certainly have to try once more

[@DoItKeen]

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[@Lunarwolf-ly8tz]

*Round 2* FIGHT!!! ( you loose horribly)

[@kid10249595]

I remember my school's food fight, someone threw a chicken nugget and the entire cafeteria erupted into pure chaos.

[@lunatic-cultist-i-guess]

THE NUGGIES OF CHAOS

[@kid10249595]

@@lunatic-cultist-i-guess pretty much, one poor girl got hurt when she got pegged in the head head really hard by an apple.

[@kalbibi4872]

nugget of hell

[@noranizaazmi6523]

@@kid10249595ngl, im sorry to hear that but it would be really funny if she was planning to become a doctor

[@Randomnugget466]

Oh yayuhhh

[@user-eh7uw8oi5t]

“Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, because what they really craved was 𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮"

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How- *How did you do that?*

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[@user-eh7uw8oi5t]

𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓷 𝓪 𝓭𝓲𝓰𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵 𝓴𝓮𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓪𝓻𝓭 ......𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝔂 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓵 𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓮𝔃𝓮𝓻

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[@ahmedtheone3976]

I hate when they say: “EvErY ONe iS pUnIsHeD”, I remember when our entire class had to go to detentions in break cause on some student misbehaving in class.

[@allforYAHUAH]

Ikr and it doesn't even work because the kids who were originally misbehaving usually don't give a crap about being punished themselves, and they certainly don't care if the rest of the class has to suffer for their actions. It's neither fair, nor practical when the people who caused the trouble just don't care.

[@TheHughgee]

Yeah if the whole class gets detention then it just means the kids instigating have more company to talk to

[@jamestaylor5417]

Exactly! And then I (I good student) had no incentive to be a good student, going out of my way to be good, because inevitably I was going to get punished as part of a group, so what’s the DAMN POINT TEACHERS OH MY GOD IT WAS LIKE 8 YEARS AGO BUT IM STILL MAD. Actually I remember what happened.. a kid threw a rubber (eraser, not condom, for all my American homies) at another kid, and wouldn’t fess up, so our teacher banned the WHOLE CLASS from running at break time. We had to walk. In silence. While she watched. She was more of a Soviet dictator than a teacher tbh.

[@lesvernornvienas8232]

Always remember Collective punishment is against the Geneva convention Sue your teacher for war crimes and violating human rights

[@fuckologic1202]

@@lesvernornvienas8232 Yeah, but let's be honest, everything is against Geneva Convention nowadays

[@minty-ii5yp]

Some girl: *gets brain damage* The principal(s): “PUNISHED!!!” 👍

[@SideBit]

Someone started a 1000 person food fight at my highschool when I was in senior year, wasn't my period of lunch and I wasn't even at school that day. Every student got automatically assigned detention.

[@Ryann9]

How does everyone being in detention even work???

[@kh6853]

​@@Ryann9I guess every classroom was used?

[@noranizaazmi6523]

You escaped with your life

[@NoobyNoon]

MY FOOD FIGHT STORY: > Dude jumps up on the table! > He shouts “FOOD FIGHT!!!” > He chucks 6 rolls one after another in every direction!! > ... > ... silence ... > nobody moves > teachers walk up to him, and he slowly climbs off the table before being escorted out of the cafeteria.

[@wyattbrining4875]

That is perfect

[@Batthumbs]

@@wyattbrining4875 yes

[@rootz420]

Thats awful

[@gdottothegamer1001]

That just, sad

[@rootz420]

I tried to start one with my lunch table in the 6th grade. Only like two or three out of the 20+ tables joined the food fight. The rest have had their rebellious spirits taken from them.

[@JDsVarietyChannel]

I took my first ever bribe in 2nd grade. There was a boy breaking a rule, I told him I was going to tell the teacher. He gave me $1 and I figured it's not that hard to keep my mouth shut.

[@GenNTiva]

Fair trade, I guess. Depends on what the info says.

[@Warrka4]

@@GenNTiva Better trade, keep the dollar and still turn him in just for the lols

[@fartbomb901]

@@Warrka4 even better trade, you could get another dollar out of threatening to telling the teacher that he bribed you

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Very cool to blackmail guys 😎

[@OrangeCreamsicle]

@@fartbomb901 Better idea. Ask for a favour. Now you have complete control over this dude.

[@purplepuddlesuwu]

Food fights happened a lot at my school and I would always feel bad for the janitors because they were always so nice to us. And I got hit with a milk...

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@@frindgey free bonus damage

[@lunatic-cultist-i-guess]

run from the molk

[@Gdayhomie]

God imagine it's a hot summer and you get hit by that. That stuff gonna smell so bad at the end of the day

[@synchrophi_67]

143 likes 😨

[@Twiddle...]

There’s never been a straight-up food fight since the beginning of the two years I’ve been at my high school because there’s always teachers and janitors stalking about in between the tables just WAITING for something like that to happen, but during freshman class year, I was collectively whacked by an airborne sandwich, two cheese sticks, and I THINK a soggy green bean (or was that this year?), all on different days spanning over they whole year. If that isn’t funny enough as is, then the funniest part was that the group of kids responsible were never aiming for me in the first place; they had such crappy aim that it’d always hit me instead of whoever I was sitting next to. It became such a laughable reoccurrence that eventually my friends jokingly referred to me as the appointed food fight bodyguard of the friend group. Thank goodness it hasn’t escalated much further than chucking small pieces of inedible school lunch food between tables (other than ACTUAL fights, obviously).

[@pikarules9772]

The reason teachers punish big groups even if half of them didn’t do anything, is because they’re too lazy to find the actual culprits.

[@mijigamin1]

Ikr

[@leeney708]

Fun fact: collective punishment IS ACTULLY A WAR CRIME

[@s4dg]

Under the 1949 Geneva Conventions collective punishment is considered a war crime. "No general penalty, pecuniary or otherwise, shall be inflicted upon the population on account of the acts of individuals for which they cannot be regarded as jointly and severally responsible."

[@bejanb64]

Injustice

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That's just how life be my man. Unfair

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“What kind of colors are there?” *”CUCUMBERNIMBOUS”*

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Clouds*

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Clouds

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Clouds

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Let’s see how many people can respond to this comment by just saying clouds

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clouds

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someone yelled foodfight on the last day of my sophomore year of high school in 2009 and not a single person even reacted, feelsbadman

[@user-mm8qb5vw7c]

This story reminds me of a time when me, my class and my sister's class all went on a camping trip and on day two during dinner when the teacher who planned the trip was trying to get everyone's attention, but some students were trying to leave early, so they thought that punishing everyone would be a smart choice [I forgot what the punishment was], and I said "Typical school tactic, punish everyone instead of finding the actual trouble makers" and one of my classmates said "exactly".

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Its all fun and games until someone starts throwing durians

[@lavendertea1096]

lollol

[@IDontKnow-zk3kx]

Lmao those spiky things really hurt a lot. My friend passed out after a durian fell on him.

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@Omar Ríos critical damage +10% foul odor +100%

[@durianhead]

h

[@TheLittleTanooki]

@@IDontKnow-zk3kx wait fell from a tree or just fell on him

[@LukeLikesToDraw]

Literally *one* kid: *Does something bad* School: “I think it’s perfectly reasonable for literally every kid to get punished!” 👍👍👍

[@jar9074]

That's so true

[@shadeno]

society. 😔

[@EvilSandwich]

It seems harsh, but every kid knew the food fight was going to happen a solid week in advance and didn't warn the teachers. They were complicit. And you better believe the next little shit to suggest a food fight was immediately shouted down by his friends. Its called weaponizing peer pressure. Its mean and harsh, but its also a brutally effective tactic.

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@@EvilSandwich :v

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Isn't mass punishment a war crime?

[@redgerran]

There was a food fight at my school once. I was in the bathroom when it happened. And the police took my backpack hostage. So I had to go to class with no backpack.

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did you get your backpack back?

[@_rj261]

3:48 I'm not sure why, but the sudden "Cucumbernumbous" combined with the reverb sound nearly killed me.

[@agnishdas2004]

"The lunch lady worked really hard to make food for us" imagine hearing this sentence when all you got is 2 slice of bread and salt

[@InsanityVirus]

Not even bread. I don't considering weird, floppy yet dry/crunchy as fuck pieces of square bread

[@bruhmoments2462]

imagine them cooking for their family

[@shoto42]

Yeah everything is just microwaved and served

[@Oleanierum]

Lunch ladys dont even cook all that much Most of the food is already prepackaged and already made

[@agnishdas2004]

@@Oleanierum no in my school we had 2 separate lunch counters...1 was mio amore its like a company that sells cakes and paties...that was good and other is a local seller who used to give garbage..like onions deep fried and trust me it was horrible

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*“society peaked when gamecube had tiny disks”* hey obama said it, not me

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lol

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@Omar Ríos ok but why

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poyo

[@oliverholm3973]

When my brother became a constable, he and the other graduates attended a banquet. Now, this was highly unusual for them, because they weren't used to being treated well, but now they were being served an insane amount of great food and booze. This, of course, turned out to have a catch. The reason there was so _much_ food, was to ensure that everyone could eat their fill and still have plenty left over to pile-drive eachother into. This turned into a massive brawl, several broken tables, a few injuries, and an overall great time for everybody involved. But I think the military might be the _only_ place where something like this can consistently work

[@ryanmeehan3438]

0:16 - 0:23 Made me laugh when he said “brb” then just randomly “ CORNDOG”

[@fractalcat3696]

Not to mention that taking away bathroom breaks is literally such a cruel and unfair punishment??? Like using the bathroom is a basic necessary function, why the hell did they think that was ok?

[@chasonw323]

Ikr it’s not like people enjoy going to the bathroom, u just have to do it.

[@jooniperlynn7394]

For the same reason they make you ask to go to the bathroom but still don't let you because they are in the middle of a very important slideshow. AND THEN IN COLLEGE ITS WEIRD IF YOU ASK. JUST FUCKING GO. WHAT A FUCKING CULTURE SHOCK

[@amberslahlize7961]

Yeah I agree, I think making the students clean up the mess they made would have been better. Don't punish the janitor...he isn't grateful because a bunch of kids wont be able to piss anymore...

[@amandap7733]

@@jooniperlynn7394 I remember in collage I felt so weird because I could just walk out of the classroom to go pee and walk back in and no one said anything or cared.

[@TheDoctor0007_]

Right? Isn't this against like the 8th amendment or some shit? No cruel and unusual punishments? But seriously, this is why most kids hate school and teachers. Sure, just punish everyone cuz of one or a handful of kids and don't even TRY to figure out who's at fault... smh

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Two people: *Has a food fight with one another* Principal: That's it, I'm punishing the whole school

[@5eater551]

YOU

[@apparentlybird_2661]

Teachers in general Someone does dumb thing Teachers: okay time for eternal punishment for everyone

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I LOVE YOU DUDEEEEE

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Are you Justin Y's protege?

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Why do I see you everywhere 😭😭 you had a comment in every unus annus video and some other channels

[@l1m0ngras]

"some girl gets hit in the head with a food tray" this had me laughing so much

[@novasion327]

“The lunch ladies worked really hard to make the food” *Also them microwaving 60% of the food*

[@Haminations]

Cucumbernimbus

[@bubadeggs]

cumulonimbus

[@emeraldeiscue]

Cellerrus

[@turtle2078]

AY HAM

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IF YOU NOTICE ME PUT A TURTLE IN YOUR NEXT VIDEO BYEE

[@bubadeggs]

egg

[@Kathylovesart]

Imagine being in a food fight and you see the food you’re allergic to being thrown at you

[@deceitfulhero1723]

Oh my, that's actually really dangerous. Didn't think about that till now. And with all the chaos, an allergic reaction might not be swiftly dealt with. The teachers would be too busy being angry and trying to calm things down to notice.

[@boombob3D]

@Kathy that would be horrifying

[@rosemarylima2950]

That is the equivalent of getting hit by nuke.

[@thegermanbasket732]

+10 poison to allergic types.

[@sophieanimates2965]

Im allergic to peanuts and... fish.. oh and fur (yes that means I can’t hug adorable animals)

[@AgentZombieMan]

Never was in a Food Fight, but I remember my friend Wesley was saying he was gonna start a Food Fight in the cafeteria in 2nd Grade. Apparently he wasn't sneaky though because he stood up with a scoop of mashed potatoes in his hand and immediately was apprehended by a teacher.

[@dougmiller6912]

After seeing this video, I’m this guy’s biggest fan! This video was like opening gifts on Christmas!

[@kittyartist7153]

Imagine being the kid that wasn't there that day and then coming back and not being able to use the bathroom.

[@buzzmasteranimates3911]

CCTV

[@helenweber2006]

CCTV

[@PoshBeard]

Do you think teachers give a shit about justice?

[@prosperosmoon]

@@PoshBeard CCTV

[@okjustdont6713]

@@prosperosmoon they don't give a shit about checking that

[@jodee6842]

When I was in high school, I was probably one of the most shy, quiet people. So my lunch table group (which was a group of people who saw me sitting alone and spontaneously "adopted" me into their group) was really protective of me. They had a thorough PLAN of what they would do if a food fight ever broke out. They would tip the table, hide me behind it, and form a protective barrier so my books wouldn't get all splattered. They were really awesome.

[@NabubuangFrfr]

Noice

[@Gormathius]

That is the single most adorable story I've ever read in my life.

[@dariachernova3217]

Omg, it's so wholesome

[@kjj26k]

Cute!

[@teaboi7383]

Wholesome moment

[@GODISGOODBRO]

I laugh everytime i watch the escape scene from the cafeteria. There's so many good moments. The majority of the kids just trying to get away and not even participating, Andy getting smooshed by the stock image crowd, the loss of Tyler... so many emotions

[@Alpha_2738]

“The lunch ladies worked really hard to make food for us” as it all came on a truck premade and just warmed up

[@RubyFox_YT]

"Cucumbernimbous" is now my answer to anyone who ask me what kind of clouds are in the sky.

[@RubyFox_YT]

@LlamazGamerA year, and yet you are the sole person who gave a shit enough to respond

[@biohazardous-5qewo13]

Hey that cloud looks like... a... a... *A duck?* No, it's a *c - u - c - u - m - b - e - r - n - i - m - b - o - u - s*

[@fool9711]

“Society peaked when gamecube had tiny discs” *Truer words have never been spoken*

[@Shikabala1]

I READ THAT WHEN HE WAS SAYING THAT HOLY SHEEEEESH

[@notactiveanymore4798]

@niosonwii ok

[@frenchkitty88]

And thank goodness Obama was there to say them

[@generic7071]

agreed.

[@zombi1e]

why the fuck did i read gamecube as guacamole

[@V.C.5036]

“Where’s the justice?” He asks about the school system

[@bmfsnc8466]

I've been in two food fights, one in middle school, no one was running, everyone was throwing food, it was unplanned amd sparked in the moment, it was awesome!

[@hielo4905]

It's the worst when the whole class gets scolded because a few of your classmates did something wrong

[@jenneacubero1036]

Heejung Park And then the teachers tell you to "worry about you"...

[@alrightanimations2207]

And then those classmates get of the hook for unexplained reasons

[@Randompuffin1]

Especially when your a good quiet kid(Yes i am one of those good kids)

[@pikloo4631]

Especially when it was about the letter the sub gave.

[@noytelinu3409]

Happened ALL. THE. TIME. It was traumatizing

[@thatoneflame3119]

We need more jokes like “cucumbernimbous”

[@PunkHerr]

Where is the joke in this sentence? TELL ME!

[@PrettyPetalBoy]

Watch the video to find out

[@paulitamme]

@@PunkHerr 3:50

[@SillieSamMan]

Ya

[@glun-murong1112]

666 likes tf

[@anarchyanna]

Your videos are so wholesome in times of just sheer existential dread

[@BlueFireAnimations29]

“Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, because what they really craved, was Víøłēńçë!

[@BeyondBaito]

Also "no more bathroom breaks" is actually illegal in most states in the US because it's considered a health and safety violation. Your school could face legal charges and risk being shut down or having most of the staff fired for it.

[@Dumbfunstuff]

It happens a lot tho

[@Dumbfunstuff]

@@gayjayy I know I was just pointing out

[@amandap7733]

If I ever have a kid and if they ever go to public school I will make sure they know this.

[@zinxxo7202]

the teachers still said they could go during breaks

[@Searrows]

Smooth brain take. As someone who went from a private school before switching to public school I think public schools need have more authority when it comes to punishments. At least the school I went to 70% of the students had no respect for their teachers or education in general. IMO a lot of the social problems in American society can be traced back to this lack of discipline in school and home life. "Your school should face legal charges....or having most of the staff fired." If you think the inconvenience of 'no baffroom bweaks :(' is deserving of a majority of staff in an underpaid undervalued profession laid off then you belong in special education.

[@JDsVarietyChannel]

It's hard to explain, but throwing grapes is really satisfying.

[@cmosmelon1675]

They're very similar to pebbles which are also fun to throw.

[@LeadHerring]

Waste of good grape tho

[@yarayazta]

@@LeadHerring haha

[@pyroraptor131]

It's like a machine gun

[@spookynerd_jpg4223]

very small, and bursts on target. you throw a lot and it is CHAOS

[@wassupmydudes.]

This is probably still the best way to open a video idc how old this is it's still so funny

[@augustfuller3396]

"Well hey there, little guy! What you got there, buddy? Broccoli? Now what are you gonna do with that-" "e h"

[@ChrisKnowles1170]

People who punish everyone are as helpful as not having someone in charge at all, which hurts everyone.

[@spoookley]

That is a very valid argument that I really wish I thought of when I was punished for when someone did something dumb and everyone got in trouble

[@johnmonroe8557]

punishing everyone for the actions of 1 person or a group is a war crime under the geneva convention

[@monfernoflame1918]

One of my teachers did that a few years ago we were all mad at her

[@ollie7070]

I like to think that it's a motivational quote with this guy looking into the sunset with a - Chris Knowles, 2020

[@Necro_fury]

At least for football it actually was useful, yeah people got mad at the other people but ultimately it unified the team more to work together better

[@yeetmanager638]

Everybody gangsta until that one kid mistakes a grenade for a green apple.

[@geoman265.]

C H O M P

[@aeughhhhh]

@@geoman265. *B O O M.*

[@pawion]

I know it happens to me all the time!

[@theman13532]

*and it explodes*

[@brodster7042]

Ҝ卂乃ㄖㄖ爪

[@electricat79]

I learned today in school what type of clouds there are. When Andy said cucumbernimbus it is a mispronounced word called cumulonimbus which is the giant thunder clouds you see on a stormy day

[@alu2901]

Oh, that's neat!

[@CoolCademMAnimates-fz1ui]

My food fight story just consisted of a singular kid throwing tinfoil wrappings into a tiny basketball net put over the garbage can. Will update when I get into a real food fight. Probably won’t happen because in my school people crave real violence more than food stains.

[@TrashMaggie]

My mom saw me watching this and asked, and i quote, “why are you watching a cartoon chicken react to pizza?” Not to be dramatic but i dont think i will ever be the same.

[@idiotgay]

CHICKEN

[@Aguywandering]

IS THAT A CHICKEN

[@pyroraptor131]

OMG CHICKEN

[@ABSOLCXRPSEZ]

WAHAHAHAHA

[@elizabethstephens8801]

Look at all those chickens...

[@3MB3Rx134]

This video has been living rent free in my head for the past yeaf

[@thebestcentaur]

"Society peaked when GameCube had tiny discs" This man spittin

[@gavin-721]

Teachers shouldn't be able to take away bathroom privliges just saying

[@rainetopia7130]

By American standards, they can't. If a student has to go, then the teacher must let them, regardless if the privilege was taken or not.

[@hellopeoplez8636]

@@rainetopia7130 My school did

[@manuelamendes5766]

I heard of a girl who pooped in the trash can inside the class, because the teacher didn't allow her to go to the bathroom (don't ask me how she did that)

[@rainetopia7130]

@@manuelamendes5766 Dang. That's why kids need bathroom breaks.

[@bluefoxthecutest2628]

@@rainetopia7130 America has nothing to do with it. I was sitting in my math class when a small teenager came running inside because my history teacher was chasing him, then he was picked up and carried out of the classroom like a baby cow whilst the history teacher and math teacher greeted each other. My history teacher picked a 16 year old and whooped him in class for cursing. If you showed out and refused to go to the principal office, they called TWO people to come "escort" you. I witnessed a brutal fight and got INTERROGATED.

[@l.a.b.industries]

"Nobody really wanted to eat pizza, Cuz what they really craved... WAS *V I O L E N C E*

[@A_Toaster]

Yes

[@impomkin415]

Yes

[@tomotomato]

Yes

[@xeonblade8115]

Yes

[@SillyBlackCat]

Yes

[@kirmetthefrog101]

I love your stories it makes me think of my childhood

[@ShaneBarton2005]

0:46 My favorite IceCreamSandwich quote. :3

[@alexs6746]

Ice cream: *gets hit with broccoli* Ice cream: *deflates* Now we know his weakness

[@jooniperlynn7394]

It's the human races weakness. Some weird fucking masochists enjoy eating it which I will never understand

[@dennisevanko6152]

Alright I got 15 trucks of broccoli

[@connoresmondo]

Also jumping down slides

[@alexs6746]

@@connoresmondo another notable weakness

[@airthealiengorl7724]

XD yes now we do

[@normalhuman9878]

My school never had any food fights, but there were regular fist fights in the cafeteria

[@happilyjane1665]

My group of friends add this strange tendency to throw French fries at each other while yelling 'Oui Oui' and they even took the water cups only to smash them into one corner across the room. For some reason, we didn't get in trouble- ...... at least not me.

[@obbinexx3991]

That time when the teacher blames EVERYONE for something ONE student did...

[@VegaPeverell]

that makes me wanna punch them

[@haps_idot]

@@VegaPeverell ikr

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

Perfectly balanced punishment

[@eoincampbell1584]

It just hows a complete lack of understanding of students as people. A good teacher is truly amazing, but because our society undervalues the profession most schools have a lot of bad teachers.

[@Aether302]

That makes me want to nuke their heads.

[@averageoreocookiefan2490]

Imagine Standing up and Shouting Food fight And then nobody joined and look at you, awkwardly.

[@impossible9690]

Then u just chuck ur plate of nachos at the nearest person

[@con2300]

Throw it at me and I'll throw Hitler at you.

[@big_fan_ofapandah6466]

@@con2300 ayo hold up-

[@lavendertea1096]

Starts throwing food anyway

[@con2300]

@@big_fan_ofapandah6466 no, i don't think i will

[@SarahMichelle777]

I love your videos. They always make my day when you have a new one. All except the one that ended withn”i drink the juice out of tuna cans”- 😂

[@concretebuilding]

A good indicator I don't work in a kid's lunchroom is that I would be entirely dishonored if the food I made never became part of a food fight.

[@Tazzz1508]

Best ending ever. I get kissed, then died. Not a bad way to go!

[@wafflecatanimalspets3784]

Lol

[@gracebuddy641]

Lol

[@tsukijams1127]

Lol

[@Tazzz1508]

A lot of “lol”’s here

[@colinlspencer8389]

Lol

[@brandym3926]

"No bathroom breaks" - Inhumane, doesn't correlate with the event, only causes more problems. How about "You will all have to work together to clean up this mess." Have them spend the next hour cleaning. Maybe they will miss a little class time, but it makes WAY more sense than saying "you better hope you're able to either tinkle between classes or have an iron bladder."

[@alphanoodle1877]

there is also the fact holding in pee just makes one have a bladder infection literally schools make people have health issues

[@dcyphyr]

Just raise your hand and tell the teacher that you're going to pee, and if they let you go to the bathroom you'll pee there, and if they don't you're going to piss on their desk, right here, right now.

[@alphanoodle1877]

@@dcyphyr thats actually what my dad said to do if they denied me a bathroom trip

[@dcyphyr]

@@alphanoodle1877 do it. If they threaten to expel you tell them you'll expose them on the internet.

[@thealeks1]

Iron bladder is my middle name; I once went an entire 10 hour road trip without even having an urge to go (when me and my fam got to our destination I kept it in for another hour or so)

[@gracenufer9490]

i love the chaos of the first 30 seconds of this video (and the rest of it ofc)

[@kcm7813]

Ugh I remeber my senior year there was a food fight. It happened during my lunch period. It started with two normal fights, one between two girls outside the cafeteria, and the second between two guys. It was the vice principle who stopped the one with the girls. But as he was bring them inside with another faculty member a lot of the students were booing him and threw a cup of water at him. Which is what started the food fight. It started as just water then escalated to food. Me and my bestie were some of the only ones who escaped it as we found shelter in the libaray. However the whole school was punished cause the food fight was so bad during it they sealed some of the kids into the snack and food trey area as they were going in there to get more food to throw, and the cafeteria itself so the guilty couldn't leave. But it was mostly everyone who participated which was why everyone got punished (which is bs in my opinion) and we were put on bag lunches in our classrooms for awhile. It was also so bad that our school got on the news over shadowing the other bit of news from us that was suppose to be on there.

[@Bcoffee7]

*Some girl gets hit in the head with a food tray* Teachers: Help? What's that?

[@GooberInternet]

Q:what's that. A:A food tray

[@ahard-daysnight6659]

Help? What’s that? Who’s he? No one cares for YOU A BIT, WHEN YOU’RE A FOST-

[@wzae___]

@@GooberInternet hi remote

[@GooberInternet]

@@wzae___ hi

[@scumbagproductions1431]

Never heard of em

[@samjennings3495]

"PB&J" "Just the P" Me - What about the B?

[@True_Equalizer]

We don’t talk about that here...

[@clairen2343]

butter sock!

[@winterspectre]

@@clairen2343 that is the grossest thing I have heard all day. You win. Yaay.

[@hinnmanfamily]

And da J

[@averagejoe6451]

*B*

[@MarbleFox162]

3:22 In elementary school, I got hit in the face with a snowball, and I got sent to the principals office.

[@IridescentFrog8]

That’s an L

[@MarbleFox162]

@@IridescentFrog8 Loved that for me.

[@GooberLord-dc1tp]

bruh

[@iamthewatermelon141]

ive never been part of a food fight, but i do remember witnessing one.there wasn't even a shout at the start, it was just, mashed potato flies over my head and then, chaos.

[@theaccountofalltime1]

Classic teacher move "Throw a piece of bread, take away a human right"

[@funnymale289]

Its true :')

[@bonedude1286]

"You threw some bread, your rights are dead."

[@berserkfanyois]

Rights hahahaha thats funny unluckly

[@MeLlamoJonathan]

You throw a melt , You get the belt. (I tried)

[@deesturtletv5325]

@@MeLlamoJonathan what melt….

[@WesternOhioInterurbanHistory]

The school punishent part is relatable and shows how well the public school system works.

[@6MikeJones9]

Well when schools are deliberately underfunded and teachers paid a barely livable salary you can expect great results. Richest country in the world but we cant invest in our future. It's a political choice, not a fiscal one. But hey the less intelligent the people are, the easier they are to control

[@user-ic4rk6hy5m]

Ikr I try and behave and the kids don’t listen then YOUR ALL PUNISHED *guilt trip*

[@davitdavid7165]

We made my litle brother go to the same religios private school where i went and i heard,when someone in the class acted badly,the whole class got punished. This is happening in a diffrent place in a private school,so its not a us public school thing. It lazy teachers not wanting to get to the bottom of everything and think of a fitting punshment or maybe make children apologise and stuff so everyone is good in the end and instead punsihing the whole class,which also means more snitching will happen. I dont know if the last part is part of the plan,but it is probably true.

[@taya9312]

“Society peaked when GameCube had tiny disks -Obama I think

[@deadlyneo6777]

This has got to be the funniest food fight video ever known 🤣🤣🤣

[@maker0824]

Something happened to you that you didn’t want school: “why did you do that?”

[@revenevan11]

Omg love your profile pic!

[@Mr.Tacoman999]

yep, pretty much

[@lomohansolo]

you absolute GOD I love your profile pic

[@jannes340]

@@revenevan11 why

[@jannes340]

@@lomohansolo dude what's up with it

[@Strange__Being]

“I give you a little kiss” *kiss* “NOOOO” *funniest moment I’ve ever seen* 😂👌

[@lavendertea1096]

Agreed

[@smpdogs845]

Quite interesting.

[@helena5819]

Wtf

[@thatonehorriblebaker7618]

@Omar Ríos heck you

[@vex3488]

When you got food allergies and some kids think it’s fun chasing you around with a banana that can literally stop you breathing, food fights are like the apocalypse. In story form fun but in practice you probably dead.

[@audryklein]

Literally every single one of these videos makes me crack up

[@toonmatt9254]

If you want the most lethal weapons, number 1: throw peanut butter at someone with allergys Number 2: pineapple mace Number 3: watermelon bomb Number 4: frozen pizza knife Reply your favorite food weapon!

[@SluggishRain]

Number -1: *DURIANS*

[@ireplytoeverything3122]

@@SluggishRain frozen durians

[@anastasijahabarova1533]

And if you have a few days to prepare, you can make stink bombs by saving up your milk cartons and letting them spoil.

[@Raikkonenfucka]

No no no, frozen bread hammer

[@rsat3627]

@@anastasijahabarova1533 heheh funny story, in grade 6 i used to store my chocolate milk in my desk and then make people smell it during lunch time. It was very fun. Until it spilled on some girl's desk

[@Scarb1984]

“Never liked food. I couldn’t stand it. One day, I had enough and threw my food at my friends at school. That day, war had changed.” -Jermey M. B. Foodfight

[@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364]

Writing teachers and publishing companies: *We will watch your career with great interest.*

[@angelmartine8645]

Ice cream sandwich for ur figure you should have swapped the pizza wth an ice cream sandwich missed it it by that much

[@loreleigary3138]

It all changed when the fire nation attcked

[@athenaoxford9695]

Every time he eats this is a tradition

[@somethinggreatishappening8536]

We used to have watermelon peel food fights every year at summer camp, with all the camp counselors and it was a ton of fun! Also, we all did the cleaning together and the guys who started throwing stuff were always thrown into a safe part of the nearby (small) river as a punishment - which was half the fun, actually. Good memories. But I wouldn’t wanna throw actual food that gets you super dirty. That sounds nasty.

[@princesspixel3151]

I still remember witnessing a food fight in high school. I was standing in the hallway, waiting for the bells for the next class transition after lunch to ring. I hear the kids going wild, so I walked near the cafeteria entrance to see what’s going on. The next thing I saw was food flying everywhere, and there was about to be a stampede of freaked out students heading towards me! Luckily, I fled to the nearest school office before I could get caught in the stampede. But after that incident and the anticipation of what’s going to happen next to all the kids involved, I got really scared. Thankfully, the school staff knew I wasn’t involved and understood my anxiety from that moment and they let me call my parents to pick me up early.

[@ziiyathemaster]

My dude got smacked in the face with a piece of broccoli then all his bones disappeared

[@hazzesanimations8212]

Lol

[@adorasgirlfriend7027]

hahahaha 💀

[@NabubuangFrfr]

Lmao

[@thesmoviemaker21]

Should of drank the milk.

[@nolhanhuot-duval6007]

funniest shit i've ever seen

[@BeaR-gd8ll]

"There was a sea of people" Ah yes pre corona times, the memories

[@shadeno]

I’m commenting so people will look back on this comment when (MAYBE) corona virus is gone (it probably won’t be lol)

[@Kloudzz2]

It will be gone

[@Kloudzz2]

No matter what

[@Kloudzz2]

Also I don't care about the corona anymore

[@Lleo_1o]

Well, in my school, the hallways are sperated like a street. so there is only one entrance left, because the other one is the leaving people. even the two staircases are seperated like that. So whenever the break is over, EVERYONE (because you have to be outside due to corona and cant be inside anymore) has to go to the same entrance AT THE SAME TIME! You can imagine what it would look like, if 600 people go inside at the same Time....

[@SongpyeonPR]

This brings me back to middle school in Puerto Rico, there was a food fight almost every day, ahhh the memories ❤️

[@sjortcut]

I went to school before there... Which school did you go to?

[@SongpyeonPR]

@sjortcut Arecibo is my home town, I honestly forgot the names of the schools, which were before 2009

[@sjortcut]

@SongpyeonPR Yikes 😬 not close at all where I was... I went to Toa Alta, to a school called Lulgrea Central College. It was awesome there, some food fight happened and it was more or less the same on what happened with Andy. The only difference is was that I was the first one to book it much earlier when the kid on my cafeteria screamed food fight.

[@SongpyeonPR]

@sjortcut haha that's not so far tbh, like 30 mins away, I can tell they were good times then 😂

[@willadslewandowski4977]

“Cucumbernimbus” ~a wise man also known as Andy~

[@tinysheepfan673]

“it’s like a jump scare but you don’t know when it happens” that’s litterally a jump scare.....

[@teldranwen]

He means like, say the power went out in fnaf, and you're just waiting for it but you know it's gonna happen

[@esla1885]

Is it though? C'mon you can tell when a jump scare happens in a movie

[@tinysheepfan673]

yeah movie jump scares are predictable from the start

[@mercurybubbles8884]

Whenever a teacher says "everyone gets punished" I just wanna die.

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

@kelsey stoneNo, he spelled punched wrong.

[@hugofontes5708]

@kelsey stone and somehow you need to edit your comment

[@GreatlyDum]

Oh wow, bad grammar.

[@hugofontes5708]

I feel really sorry for kids not knowing how to organize themselves to riot at this sort of bullshit punishment

[@thedarkjw6219]

Just happened

[@REVA_BOB1223]

I LOVE ALL OF THE LITTLE NOISES YOU MAKE JUST "eh-"

[@Tanuki_Destiny2107]

0:35 Giant Kirby trampling a burning city is about how my brain is feeling rn.

[@fatyoshi4853]

When youre just sitting in the cafeteria and a massive brock of Bread just gets yeeted your way

[@forgottenprince3706]

brock

[@con2300]

brocks do be lookin' square

[@molybd3num823]

b r o c k

[@fatyoshi4853]

b r o q

[@metta_toes]

I can use this frying pan as a drying pan!

[@MaddyBlu9724]

I can't decide if "no bathrooms breaks" is the least severe punishment imaginable, or a totally unreasonable punishment.

[@Tigerstarr9]

All I can say as a person with IBS, this would be a declaration of war to me.

[@AlexPBenton]

Both

[@Fakan]

"Welp, guess I'm peeing on the floor."

[@rin1326]

Should be illegal tbh they are literally taking our right to use the restroom which isn't good for your body

[@prisha8779]

It's not even a punishment for us We are just not allowed point blank

[@Marshadow821]

Ah yes, getting justice for the janitors by taking away bathroom breaks. Surely, that won't backfire...

[@jhonathanparra3493]

the soundtrack from brawl gives the perfect touch 10/10 👌✨

[@odessadoo]

Basically school punishment Guy across the planet: Pokes someone Teacher: We will be sending the entire human race to maximum security prison

[@ejs_ethan]

@@person4579 r/whoooooosh

[@emilyplaysgamesstuwe5801]

@@ejs_ethan no u

[@crabs4704]

@@person4579 C’mon buddy. I’ll help you find the joke.

[@person4579]

@@ejs_ethan I know its a joke

[@person4579]

@@crabs4704 I know its a joke