One point about Kai. Technically when he stole people's chi, he turned them into his zombified minions until they were freed. Wouldn't that qualify as slavery (with a count per head)?
@kingaxolotl262 Жыл бұрын
Murder also
@zfilms4858 Жыл бұрын
i actually Agree. someone count all the his victims so i can add that to his charges!
@Elitediamond17 Жыл бұрын
I would say brainwashing as well? Its since he took control of the Jade Zombies when he encountered the Panda Village and when the first defeat of the Jade Zombies in Po's home town, but it's not possible in the real world either way. -^-
@SamuraiVertHD Жыл бұрын
technically yes
@stoopid_idiot1 Жыл бұрын
@@Elitediamond17 brainwashing isn't a real crime since it isn't possible
@warlordofbritannia Жыл бұрын
Shen’s first crime: Genocide Shen’s last crime: Choosing violence What a tragic fall from grace…
@GearGuardianGaming Жыл бұрын
violence is never a choice: it is a question. shen just always answered yes. edit for spelling
@d1kgaws12 Жыл бұрын
Tbf if G3NOCIDE is your first crime it’s really hard to keep your next crimes just as bad or worse.
@spencervance8484 Жыл бұрын
What fall from grace? Grace implies he was good in the beginning.
@supertrike58938 ай бұрын
Omnicide @@d1kgaws12
@penguinpingu38077 ай бұрын
Genocide is the hardest crime to top. Unless you attempted to do another.
@Prismark Жыл бұрын
The place where Kai fought the five is probably a historical monument, because deceased kung fu masters are depicted there. So besides Jade Palace, monuments are also destroyed.
@Bigblackwalterwhite Жыл бұрын
Cum
@loganbaxter4685 Жыл бұрын
Same with Shen when he threw out the throne and blew up the palace.
@hattruck8607 Жыл бұрын
I love how Lord Shen's first crime is Genocide,just about the worst crime possible,when most villians have stuff like theft as their first crime
@bluwolf098 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting Genocide, but I wasn't expecting it to be the very first charge
@pervertedstoner69reborn70 Жыл бұрын
Killing a giant panda is punishable by death in China.
@TheProphetLot Жыл бұрын
Probably not his very first, but first shown
@TheProphetLot Жыл бұрын
@Easily Peasily Yeah even tho I haven't watched Kung fu panda 3 in a long time
@leechilton7684 Жыл бұрын
i know! first three seconds and it’s immediately a charge of genocide and a death sentence 💀💀
@larrygonzalez4631 Жыл бұрын
Love how Shen's very first crime is GENOCIDE.
@warlordofbritannia Жыл бұрын
As I said in the first version of this video, dude peaked early. No wonder he’s such a preening peacock
@logansylvester8093 Жыл бұрын
Gotta jump straight to the point instead of doing a bunch of little things first
@kpounder4908 Жыл бұрын
Whilst the clip doesn’t look like genocide, he wiped out all the pandas because someone said a “black and white warrior” was going to kill Shen (he probably meant Po). Ironically Po didn’t kill him, his own cannons did lol
@altithoraxperotorum5133 Жыл бұрын
Its also strange how he assumed a panda being the one since there are countless species that are black and white
@kpounder4908 Жыл бұрын
@@altithoraxperotorum5133 probably bc he heard of what Po has done (case point, defeating Tai Lung)
@tomatosoup1304 Жыл бұрын
Lord Shen and Genocide being the immediate crime cracks me up. Kung-fu panda villains are not to be messed with
@TopDiggerYT Жыл бұрын
Tai Lung will probably hold the record for most life sentences on this channel until Mousait does Thanos.
@xizzerinc.4667 Жыл бұрын
No, that actually goes to Ronan at the moment with 100,000+ life sentences. Edit: Thanos now holds this record with more than 10 trillion.
@nicherix Жыл бұрын
Btw who holds the record on death penalties now? Galaxhar? He got seven as I remember.
@TopDiggerYT Жыл бұрын
@@nicherix No idea.
@anwenlokier2292 Жыл бұрын
@@nicherix you can't count on him because he in a hidden video
@nicherix Жыл бұрын
@@xizzerinc.4667 What Ronan?
@ElliYeetYT Жыл бұрын
With most villains, their first crimes are property, theft or murder-related. My Peacock Shen however got a Genocide as his first crime.
@ranelgallardo7031 Жыл бұрын
😂 I was surprised he didn’t explain further
@TotallyNotARebel_5508 ай бұрын
Tai lung got mass murder as his first crime tho
@eligozdiff50387 ай бұрын
@@TotallyNotARebel_550 Genocide is worse tbh
@Z5-XB3 ай бұрын
@@TotallyNotARebel_550mass murder is large killings of random people. Genocide is wiping out a certain group
@TotallyNotARebel_5503 ай бұрын
@@Z5-XB yes random people. It's like extremism and stalinism. One tries to kill the people he is trying to, the other one kills people.
@supertrike5893 Жыл бұрын
I love how Verminator only needed to pay 10 dollar find at the start only to then go to 300 Milion dollar finds in a matter of a couple of seconds 😂
@ranelgallardo7031 Жыл бұрын
It’s that satellite
@GearGuardianGaming Жыл бұрын
beheading a lawn flamingo: $10 beheading a stuffed rabbit: $15,000 beheading the GPS satellite link: $300,000,000 watching it all from the safety of your own home: priceless there's some things money can't buy. for everything else, there's MasterCard.
@brian93724 Жыл бұрын
@@GearGuardianGaming "beheading the GPS satellite link" BRO HOW DO YOU BEHEAD THAT 💀💀💀
@magnusvonbraun9870 Жыл бұрын
@@GearGuardianGaming The satellite wasn't just a beheaded. It was an immediate deletion from the game.
@Song30gg Жыл бұрын
And is also the next person to live out his sentence
@Corvin_Ito Жыл бұрын
okay but going from "yard flamingos are 10 dollars and he'll have to pay to get it replaced" and then later going *"The average cost of a satelite-"* is just. thats absolute peak comedy i think
@troo_6656 Жыл бұрын
You have to love Kung Fu Panda where you get such a degree of mass murder that it puts vast majority of villains to shame. Like Shen starting off with genocide and Thai Lung getting 1000 life sentences
@altithoraxperotorum5133 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. Wonder what's the next villain will do
@theeendofthebaninging4765 Жыл бұрын
@@altithoraxperotorum5133 Probably end the world or something
@PeasMinister Жыл бұрын
@@altithoraxperotorum5133Wage war against peace? Child murder? Mass slavery? Edit: 💀
@Legoswampert1908 ай бұрын
@@altithoraxperotorum5133 push someone down the stairs
@ryannathaniel92968 ай бұрын
@@Legoswampert190Unfortunately this
@leonardorolingstella8554 Жыл бұрын
5:53 Technically, wouldn't Kai also have life in prison for attempted murder? He nearly killed Po by absorbing his Chi, after all. Or would that be attempted grand larceny?
@clarkejoseph49 Жыл бұрын
Attempted Grand Larceny since Oogway was already dead when he ascended and the emerald copies of those who had their Chi taken would probably have been slaves.
@leonardorolingstella8554 Жыл бұрын
@@clarkejoseph49 If those who had their Chi taken became slaves, then that's also a death sentence for enslavement. Attempted enslavement, at least.
@ryancarroll1697 Жыл бұрын
This man just randomly showed up out of nowhere and started producing bangers
@sir_brownie_8036 Жыл бұрын
fr
@luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv Жыл бұрын
This sentence has become the modern equivalent of "can we appreciate his effort 🤓"
@8bit-elements Жыл бұрын
Hmmm... familiar sentence here.
@Vertex_vortex Жыл бұрын
@@luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv 🤓 yes
@unnaturaldodo Жыл бұрын
Saw the same comment in his last video
@HarleySmithYT9 ай бұрын
7:45 not even 5 seconds in and Lord Shen gets a death penalty 😂
@StriderStryker Жыл бұрын
Life sentences: *exists* Kai: *shrugs and survives his sentences*
@bradycicchini6994 Жыл бұрын
He'll serve his sentences in the Spirit Realm
@Shapeshifter-of-Names Жыл бұрын
@@bradycicchini6994 Sorry,I Really am,But Kai Died in the Spirit Realm
@bradycicchini6994 Жыл бұрын
@@Shapeshifter-of-Names Them he'll serve his sentence in Kung Fu Panda version of hell
@d1kgaws12 Жыл бұрын
Even though in a more realistic court, Kai would get a life sentence for a conspiracy to commit mass slavery or whatever taking someone’s chi counts as (I see it as slavery/extortion)
@addictedtofauna3838 Жыл бұрын
He's a spirit, soooo does a death sentence really count??
@d1kgaws12 Жыл бұрын
Missed some charges for Kai, like Slavery and Conspiracy to commit mass slavery - When he takes a master’s chi, they turn into jade zombies that serve him, which can count as slavery. Since he did this to many masters, this would land him a hefty prison sentence. Also, he said that he is going to take the chi of every panda in the village, and although he fails at this, this is still conspiracy, and should yield a life sentence at the minimum. Grand Larceny - Assuming that taking one master’s chi counts as one grand larceny charge, Kai would get many since he has the chi of many masters. Property Destruction - When Kai commits OoABH on Po, a structure gets destroyed, so I think Kai should pay for that. *Murder - You might not count stealing someone’s chi as murder, but I want to mention it since some people do and you suggested it did when you charged Kai with “Conspiracy to Commit G3nocide” in the archive version when he said that he’ll take the chi of every panda in the village.
@therealspeedwagon14517 ай бұрын
Id honestly count taking someone’s chi as murder. As chi is supposed to be the energy force of all living beings. So technically not only is he killing them but he’s also reanimating them as his jade zombies. So technically him “stealing the chi of every panda in that village” is genocide and conspiracy to commit genocide. I don’t know what reanimation would count as since reanimation doesn’t exist in our world so there isn’t really any laws against it.
@konoheisenbergda Жыл бұрын
Finally! Somebody besides Schaffrillas, has been enlightened of The Verminator’s existence, a.k.a Dwayne LaFontant!
@luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv Жыл бұрын
Schaffrillas kinda mid
@konoheisenbergda Жыл бұрын
@@luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv no.
@tonizepackic1418 Жыл бұрын
@@luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv no
@luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv Жыл бұрын
stay mad
@luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv Жыл бұрын
@@bevVR usage of dead meme, opinion invalidated
@soaringeagle175 Жыл бұрын
4:42 Most underrated part of the video.
@youraverageteaenjoyer. Жыл бұрын
There is something so indescribably funny about someone getting slapped with a death sentence the first time they appear
@GearGuardianGaming Жыл бұрын
what got me is there were no words. just a little background music and a short clip. BAM, death 😂😂😂
@ladvargleinad7566 Жыл бұрын
Depending on how you look at it, Kai returning to the Mortal World could count as Escaping Lawful Custody. Also, Tai Lung blew up the exit/entrance of the prison, which is Property Damage.
@FletcherReedsRandomness Жыл бұрын
Kai walking up to the Jade Palace to the tune of This Song Is Copyrighted fits way too well.
@ajbattiato8233 Жыл бұрын
You're absolutely right, MOUSAIT! Rumpelstiltskin did have the intention of Shrek dying which is why it does seem a bit complicated on whether or not Mr Stiltskin took the day Shrek was born or whether or not Shrek gave it to him, but Shrek wasn't satisfied with what the deal was going to mean for him in the future. That's why if you haven't already, you'd have to class this as an illegal contract, given the fact that he might've done this to a large number of people!
@ollieminecraft Жыл бұрын
FINAL SENTENCES Verminator: $300,001,010 fine, 20 years Rumpelstiltskin: 3 death, 4 life, 31 years Kai: $35,000,000 fine, 41 years Tai Lung: Death, 1000 life, 68 years Lord Shen: 3 death, 13 life, 32 years, $50,000,000 in damages
@firewall5189 Жыл бұрын
@King Flying Monkey aint no way any small-town vermin control company has over 300 million lol
@kaputt_jay3873 Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOOOO WHY DOES TAI LUNG HAVE SO MANY LIFE SENTENCES
@Mr._Eel Жыл бұрын
@@kaputt_jay3873 cuz he killed 1000 guards
@GearGuardianGaming Жыл бұрын
@@firewall5189 he had enough money to buy/make the depelter part of it, im pretty sure he could afford his fines after he got a contract from the US department of defense lmao
@theoverwatcher Жыл бұрын
@King Flying Monkey $300,001,510.
@kingkaizoku85 Жыл бұрын
Respectfully, you missed something for Rumpelstiltskin. No attempts but just straight up murder. He killed that witch by splashing water on her (in the scene where he asked for ideas)
@crazy4maxine Жыл бұрын
"Maybe we could hire a professional bounty hunter?"
@FantasmaNaranja Жыл бұрын
the jade palace had pillars with solid dragon decorations made of pure jade which id imagine would be a lot more expensive to replace since getting jadeite of that size has got to be expensive
@fluffcake Жыл бұрын
Lord Shen would be a nightmare to the Geneva Convention if it were established way earlier.
@elitely6748 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes another awesome video from Mousait prosecuting villains! We love the content as always, keep it up!
@Andrew-sr1pg Жыл бұрын
Kai approaching The Furious Five while the copyrighted song plays is the most weirdly badass thing ever
@sergeanthuman7 ай бұрын
He's spinning his jade weapons on the beat
@duke920 Жыл бұрын
6:37 Quick correction, Legend's of awesomeness confirms that at least one guard survived and yes it is cannon So let's take it down to 999
@FelipeGames-py4gr Жыл бұрын
Is it even canon tho?
@TheTrueWheatley Жыл бұрын
Legends of Awesomeness is not canon.
@survivorofthecurse717 Жыл бұрын
You're also forgetting that there were multiple guards that were killed, but not directly by Tai Lung. Specifically, the archers and the guards operating the crossbows
@maarlo12345 Жыл бұрын
5:13 Another Copy Righted Song just to removed Kai Theme
@blueraccoon1088 Жыл бұрын
Still you gotta admit kai theme is catchy
@Superemie401 Жыл бұрын
@@blueraccoon1088One of the best villain theme!
@fernandoguillen5996 Жыл бұрын
The Jade zombies can be considered Brain washing as Kai erases all trace of individuality from the victims (at least with Shifu and the furious five besides tigress)
@d1kgaws12 Жыл бұрын
It would probably be counted as coercion, extortion, or slavery in court if Kai went there
@HappyMatt12345 Жыл бұрын
brainwashing isn't a crime because it isn't possible in real life though
@fathermc249 Жыл бұрын
I don't think that brain washing actually exists as a lawful crime. Closest charge could most likely be slavery.
@sebastianliebelt-boord3603 Жыл бұрын
Jeffrey Dahmer hold my beer
@adventuresteamstudios242 Жыл бұрын
No, i think that would count as Mutilation, considering most of the characters are painfully put to stone and forced to fight
@Chaos7068 ай бұрын
5:01 love that stealing/absorbing someone’s soul is considered “grand larceny”
@fakeocto Жыл бұрын
Tai Lung got more life sentences than Megamind 💀
@GearGuardianGaming Жыл бұрын
iirc megamind got his life sentences as a teen, while lung was an adult
@CookieMW09 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@justasadmanforabanana412410 ай бұрын
And omniman
@mreclipse36828 ай бұрын
@@GearGuardianGaminghe's not a teen, he has facial hair. He's probably in his 30s or something
@SirPogsalotCreates Жыл бұрын
I love how verminator is kinda just a guy who broke some stuff and then everybody else is a psychopathic evil guy
@xizzerinc.4667 Жыл бұрын
SO happy that this video has finally been reuploaded to include sentences! Been waiting on this one for months!!
@DaddyCloyster Жыл бұрын
Hey for Kai and Tai Lung, all of the assault and battery charges would legally have been considered assault with a deadly weapon. After a certain amount of training in martial arts, your hands and feet would be considered a deadly weapon
@hazamahojo7230 Жыл бұрын
Staggering and hilarious that the Verminator went from $10 in property damage to $300 million for nuking a satellite P.S. the absolute insanity in Tai Lung getting slapped with 1000 life sentences for killing all of the guards
@d1kgaws12 Жыл бұрын
And then Shen and Drago (in part 3, this is just a remaster) get straight-up death penalties for mass murder instead of 999999999999999 life sentences.
@altithoraxperotorum5133 Жыл бұрын
He didn't killed all the guards though. A few survived according to that rhino villain from legends of awesomeness
@anthonyminimum Жыл бұрын
3:52 Aw, the whip isn’t perfectly timed anymore 😢 Also I thought the previous crime for that scene was slavery, which is obviously what’s going on in this case
@CakesAreNotTruths Жыл бұрын
Kai's Theme is copyrighted, that's why it's not timed
@Mister-Red Жыл бұрын
4:48 it took my a while to understand why you put the picture like that
@unknownprofile28304 ай бұрын
That cuz he might be short
@mr.sheeppeehs4204 Жыл бұрын
1:25 I can usually tell when a sponsorship or a call to action is about to happen. But that caught me completely off guard.
@stargazzer9166 Жыл бұрын
HE DID THAT LAST TIME, WHEN WILL HE STOP
@Theboredgod Жыл бұрын
You know what would be a twist and gudness in your series? Good guys being accounted for some unaccounted crimes they did in the movie
@channingbartrug9610 Жыл бұрын
By the outsider you’re right!
@KFP_Fanboy Жыл бұрын
kung fu panda villains are peak
@undersscore6930 Жыл бұрын
With Kai committing grand larceny on Oogway’s chi, it should also be charged for the chi he stole from all the other kung fu masters
@Flangabi Жыл бұрын
That was one of the cleanest transitions I’ve seen to a sponsor
@GraemeFaber-ls5wp Жыл бұрын
Tai Lung getting a worse sentence than Kai with a single crime is hilarious
@keywii-U Жыл бұрын
2:40 shouldn't he also get a trespassing charge? He hopped a fence into someone's backyard after escaping arrest
@AvalancheTV Жыл бұрын
9:19 “Free them, they never did anything!” What they did:
@Superemie401 Жыл бұрын
It’s like if you were saying Meep’s archenemy from Phineas & Ferb did nothing wrong if… He’s a criminal who falsely imprisoned several creatures, abducted three children, attempted to imprisonment them and a teenager and attempted to murder Meep.
@AvalancheTV Жыл бұрын
@@Superemie401 let alone Doof himself
@Superemie401 Жыл бұрын
@@AvalancheTV No, I wasn’t talking about Doof. (Which yes, he did heinous things, I don’t remember the incarnation from the First Dimension to do something that directly threatened Phineas and Ferb.)
@AvalancheTV Жыл бұрын
@@Superemie401I know you’re not talking about Doof. I’m making a point that Doof was charged by this guy and got a lot of life sentences, fines and even 3 death penalties if I’m not mistaken.
@unknownprofile28305 ай бұрын
It would be genocide
@Eficiente_VSB Жыл бұрын
3:59 That has to be Slavely, as well.
@BigHwoop Жыл бұрын
1:00 use of a weapon of mass destruction
@clarkejoseph49 Жыл бұрын
Actually it’s Destruction of Government property.
@Moreofafellabeller Жыл бұрын
Or both
@NovikNikolovic6 ай бұрын
The fact that Texas lets it slide 😳
@typsysquirrel_YT5 ай бұрын
(Around 6:42) he was so brutal that my sound broke
@Lampe2020 Жыл бұрын
6:30 And gone is the sound...
@jamtheman4367 Жыл бұрын
7:28. So close
@Eternal-Theory Жыл бұрын
Who knew Kai did less than the other two villains in Kung Fu Panda-
@Gangsta_Playz Жыл бұрын
The Verminator went from a few hundred’s of $$$ to the cost of a private Air Force 💀
@suspiciouslystickysocks8850 Жыл бұрын
2:32 is when his ad ends
@GorillaWithACellphone Жыл бұрын
Eh he needs money + someone might want the program
@sleeplesswhipdcreme_nosleep Жыл бұрын
7:13 I don't see many comment on how skilled this makes Shifu. That blade had big speed and big weight and therefore big force behind it, so his deflecting it like that is already scary enough, but that sword is special. That sword is literally so sharp that looking at it can cut you and here is Shifu, not only holding the blade with his bare hands WITH THAT FORCE BEHIND IT, but staring it down as well. Shifu is skilled as heck not to be bisected even touching it, let alone staring it down and parrying it at high speeds.
@Benparkinson_the_sketch_artist Жыл бұрын
For pixar villains part 2, can you add chick hicks?
@LilZodiTheReal Жыл бұрын
Chick really wouldn’t have any crimes, and didn’t really show that much of a villian
@Benparkinson_the_sketch_artist Жыл бұрын
@@LilZodiTheReal well he committed assault and battery on a purple race car, he committed mass carnage on several racers, he committed assault and battery on lightning and the king, and he committed assault occasioning actual bodily harm on the king and when he committed assault and battery on lightning, he has done that several times.
@thegreatheisenburger5656 Жыл бұрын
Ka-chiga!
@Benparkinson_the_sketch_artist Жыл бұрын
@@thegreatheisenburger5656 kachow!
@Monster64Official Жыл бұрын
@@Benparkinson_the_sketch_artist Axlerod would make more sense to charge for crimes
@CookieMW09 Жыл бұрын
7:02 tai lung got 1000 life sentences after 1000 second degree murders 🤣
@maarlo12345 Жыл бұрын
0:25 The Verminator: That's a Contraband item Ma'am as it is illegal in every state expect Texas Texas: We alot Violence and Death in Teaxas 💀💀💀
@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit11 ай бұрын
God Bless Texas.
@WolfRider20028 ай бұрын
I mean is that really a surprise? It's Texas
@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit4 ай бұрын
God bless Texas!
@nikkizin Жыл бұрын
6:10 this would prob be life in prison since this is what happend in the movie
@Someone-sq8im10 ай бұрын
I love how the only thing the Verminator was sentenced to was a very hefty fine until he tried getting away
@Grimtronprime-xg Жыл бұрын
7:54 after that he said good afternoon gentlemen and he should get no charges
@Superemie401 Жыл бұрын
Ok, but… a second degree murder is a second degree murder.
@Grimtronprime-xg Жыл бұрын
@@Superemie401 when he entered the palace
@zipwad152611 ай бұрын
I love how the least threatening villain, The Verminator, is charged with with a higher penalty for property damages than all the Kung Fu villains combined.
@woobdub740 Жыл бұрын
Rumpel's contract with the king and queen was valid (for its general terms) as they caused their own problems by locking Fiona in a tower when they need an heir, while (as theories claim) it helps fairy godmother have her son become king, having cursed her in the first place. his deal with Shrek is also valid as Fiona has turned into an ogre from dusk till dawn, and it freed any that are genetically one. Also, Tai Lung didn't kill EVERY guard in the prison, as dozens were rather left battered and bludgeoned, in that order. he'd be charged for assaulting officers and mass murder rather than a life sentence for each of them.
@ozgamerab8780 Жыл бұрын
4:05 The torture and false imprisonment was on the mass.
@Superemie401 Жыл бұрын
Let’s give him a fourth death penalty and we’ll be over with it.
@52flyingbicycles Жыл бұрын
Depending on jurisdiction Tai Lung’s escape would be a death sentence. Murder of law enforcement officers AND murder while committing another felony (escaping lawful custody) often count as capital murder, even though they would all be second degree (willful but not premeditated)
@PCMan8922 Жыл бұрын
The Kung Fu Panda Villains Are The Biggest Crime Commiters Here.
@aureus234356 ай бұрын
5:10 kai literally smacks his chain things on the ground in sync to the music AND the trespassing charge. what a legend
@Touhouuu Жыл бұрын
I love how the Verminator spiked up from a flamingo to a whole satellite in terms of property damage fining.
@Ladyjuliet-uv5qt Жыл бұрын
The last sentence of the Veminator would simply be Resisting arrest and would only give him 1 year of jailtime and a fine of up to $5,000 in the state of indiana
@andrewmcnamara630510 ай бұрын
Here are some other Dreamworks villains you should charge for their crimes: General Mandible (Antz) Mrs Tweedy (Chicken Run) The Toad (Flushed Away) Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians) Guy Gagné (Turbo) Francis E. Francis (The Boss Baby) Grimmel the Grisly (How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World) Queen Nerissa (Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken) The Chameleon (Kung Fu Panda 4)
@Dwayne_LaFontant7 ай бұрын
I was just doing my job okay?
@Darkgrass5713 ай бұрын
Bro😭😭😭
@Mr.TwoFaceGuy3 ай бұрын
He came back to defend himself 💀
@BambinaSaldana Жыл бұрын
I love how the Verminator went from a 1 and ½ thousand dollars to 300 million dollars in a couple of seconds.
@RoccoMendoza-m4p Жыл бұрын
Tai lung getting death right off the bat is honestly hilarious
@IndianJimmy1 Жыл бұрын
It's crazy dream was charged for all those things. But the worst crime out of all of them, is removing that mask off his face.
@Saturn_57 Жыл бұрын
Man the verminator just did an debt speedrun
@altithoraxperotorum5133 Жыл бұрын
He owns a company so its not that bad for him probably
@spencervance8484 Жыл бұрын
300 million is not an easy sum to pay off. Even harder now that hes on the run.
@bluwolf098 Жыл бұрын
Lord Shen's character design is so elegant
@charlescourtwright2229 Жыл бұрын
i honestly think the Jade Palace would be borderline priceless, what with all the artifacts and scrolls stored inside
@yinyanimations151 Жыл бұрын
kai's charges for 41 years is barely a trinket to him since he's over 500 years old.
@itzurboijoshy8320 Жыл бұрын
Tai lung opened the dragon scroll and saw what he's charges were
@Spanish_Conquistador8 ай бұрын
For the Tai Lung 1000 life sentences charge, since he got 1 life sentence for each guard and one is revealed to have survived in one of the KFP TV series, it should be 999 life sentences instead
@Itz_YoshiMelon Жыл бұрын
I love how this guy could 100% be a lawyer but chooses to do this instead.
@J.V1N Жыл бұрын
5:12 This song lowkey bussin Fits the scene and kai so well
@TheGamingSpartanA113 Жыл бұрын
Tai Lung is the most intimidating villain of Dreamworks up until Death in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.
@rhysofsneezingdragon1758 Жыл бұрын
I think shen is a lot more intimidating, personally
@HappyMatt12345 Жыл бұрын
Tai Lung and Shen are both pretty intimidating, I'd also like to move to include all of the villains from the HTTYD series (including the netflix shows)
@CakesAreNotTruths Жыл бұрын
Death isn't really a Villain, he's just doing his job
@zephyr9852 Жыл бұрын
@@CakesAreNotTruths bs, he's not doing his job and is a villain
@CakesAreNotTruths Жыл бұрын
@@zephyr9852 you are sorta right on that one since Death is only meant to deal with the dead
@bcgazero6472 Жыл бұрын
Lord shen: *breathes* Mousait: D E A T H
@nickp2271 Жыл бұрын
5:24, “This song is copyrighted. I must replace it. This song is copyrighted. I must replace it.”
@supremeezm11 ай бұрын
I love how that for the end of Rumpelstiltskin’s crimes, you put him at the bottom of the height measurement thing, implying that he’s short 💀🤣
@moshguruc3780 Жыл бұрын
1:15 should also be a trespassing charge for the verminator, since taking oogway's chi was larceny that would presumable apply to chi he steals of the other warriors as well and tai lung should get coercion for threatening the duck from the prison into being his messanger.
@sidjfhebwodcojaaoo-b18gao33 ай бұрын
Verminator isn’t in KFP
@noahnorman6877 Жыл бұрын
At the beginning of Shrek Forever After, King Harold and Queen Lilian go to sign the contract with Rumpel to have Fiona saved. However it was also the same contract that would make them disappear if they signed it, which Rumpel convinced them into signing in his reality. I feel like Rumpel should be given an extra charge for fraud and two attempted regicides. And keep in mind, this part is canon to the story as it happens around the same time the first Shrek takes place. Most of Shrek Forever After isn’t technically canon as most of it takes place in Rumpel’s own alternate reality, which ended up disintegrating by the end of the film when Shrek’s disappearing curse was broken.
@Daniel-jg3vx Жыл бұрын
7:13 it’s actually assault occationing actual bodily harm x5
@Shapeshifter-of-Names7 ай бұрын
It's 4 Because he Left Crane To Send them a Warning to Shifu
@elecsnake4888 Жыл бұрын
No joke, the subtitles for Kai's first crime says "I will take his cheese"
@username26664 Жыл бұрын
i love how shen's case just began with genocide
@Superemie401 Жыл бұрын
This starts suuuper well!
@TerribleWarden Жыл бұрын
"The Verminator doesn´t seem that bad..." **Destroys a satellite** "...Nevermind~"
@bertcarroll1243 Жыл бұрын
Rhino man get an F, for not defending the entrance, and he lose his job for not stopping the villain 6:41
@fatalerror_techodima8 ай бұрын
3:09 i mean shrek technically gave his life for that contract if his gave his day where he is born
@Matt_JJz11 ай бұрын
I love how Shen just instantly gets the death sentence
@CoeGr Жыл бұрын
5:40 Does that inculde the statue?
@anwenlokier2292 Жыл бұрын
And according to my school friend Zack tailor a statue made out of quartz (pardonably) and the size that is around about 35 million
@anazelsabinay3583 Жыл бұрын
Kai's sentenced to 41 years in jail is nothing compared to him being in the spirit realm
@pedrorovina4817 Жыл бұрын
I feel that Rumpelstiltskin would also have to pay for damaging that book in the beginning of the film ( the movie itself points that out)
@Bunny_Bill Жыл бұрын
Not Mousait moving Stiltskin's picture to be 4 feet💀💀💀
@GeogrifyFresh Жыл бұрын
6:36 what happened to the audio?
@helenevrevik6330 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know
@alvynnjethroevangelista9778 Жыл бұрын
That song was copyrighted, he can't include it
@Superemie401 Жыл бұрын
@@alvynnjethroevangelista9778But… where’s the audio? It’s as gone as Phineas and Ferb’s inventions in the end of the 3/4 of the series.
@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry Жыл бұрын
@@alvynnjethroevangelista9778but the sound effects when he shows a crime is gone too, as well as him adding his own song when s song is copyrighted
@fuckthisstupidasshandleshit11 ай бұрын
@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungryKZbin takes out audio around copyrighted music, even if it isn't copyrighted.