If Dreamworks Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes

[@tonycallme3667]

Megamind not getting a single death sentence shows how much of a guy he is, the dude practically made Prison his daily cycle, he walks in and out like it's tuesday.

[@chimera9818]

He is basically cartoon villain like team rocket that need to deal with actual evil person

[@xosnw]

*Like it’s Tuesday*

[@johnpett1955]

@@chimera9818 yeah basically. He was kinda just bad because people expected him to be bad. It was only when he started dating Roxanne when he started being good.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Getting punched by Metroman is probably another Wednesday for Megamind.

[@TheUnGhost]

Shouldn't he have gotten a death sentence for usurping Metro City?

[@cloaker1619]

I like it how the only villian in this video not to receive the death penalty even once was Megamind for obvious reasons.

[@elmejorcanal]

Actually he usurped power and committed domestic terrorism when he went in his robot to cause terror while waiting for Titan. Those should have been two death penalties.

[@chimera9818]

He never murdered anyone, he only committed theft and at worst kidnapping of same person

[@d1kgaws12]

Not even without the pardon, even though he got a usurpation charge, which got other villains a death penalty.

[@BambinaSaldana]

@@d1kgaws12 Maybe the sentence's worse for the leader of a country than for a mayor.

[@alextaylor3380]

A big part of it was likely the fact that it was nonviolent. Every other villain had things like murder on the docket, while Megamind pretty much just strolled right in and everyone just surrendered.

[@torvus249]

Regarding Megamind's crimes, I feel the $2,500 fine in the beginning would probably be waived, since he's so young and genuinely can't be held accountable for his actions.

[@redscallionanimations2167]

Yeah, that sentence would probably go to the other prisoners who had him do it

[@Razsac]

And we could charge the government people for something related to imprisoning an inocent child

[@anshkathiria4633]

How tf does this comment have over 85 likes, and 2 comments???

[@torvus249]

@@anshkathiria4633 Guess people don't have much to add :p

[@anshkathiria4633]

@@torvus249and how are you replying 14 minutes after I typed?!! Most ppl just ignore the comment?

[@SavageP.9000]

Seeing Megamind getting more charges than Titan makes the line "oh you're a villain alright. Just not a super one." hit even harder.

[@polym_ly]

For real

[@mtgalo]

"tighten"

[@someprotogenontheinternet]

and then still has enough rizz to get pardoned

[@thesadbread]

You gotta remember too that this is only the length of the movie, not even including his life of villainy

[@stuffenjoyer6677]

Oh, you’re a villain all right, just not a super one!

[@MoonWielder]

Imagine getting locked up in a cage and then your fate gets decided by getting turned into a rug. That has to be one of the worst ways to die.

[@eddiebrock8639]

That had to be the darkest scene from Shrek. It's really sad that Mama Bear had to go out like that.

[@Hi-cm1cj]

@@Amity_Oh_CramityNew copypasta unlocked.

[@Acroflame]

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[@mr.calebdekarkeh1641]

Rip mama bear

[@Gizeh59]

@@Amity_Oh_Cramity shut up

[@Shovel________________]

i love how the warden is just so used to megamind escaping that when he does it again he just wishes them luck and waits for someone to untie him

[@efulmer8675]

It's a game for the warden. He knows it's practically impossible to keep Megamind contained permanently so he just decided to enjoy the ride while doing his best to at least make it tricky.

[@Imacatp3rson]

He knows he's doing it for a good reason anyway. He was their last hope to defeat Tighten.

[@Penguin-u4j]

@@Imacatp3rson I mean Metro Man was there if Megamind was defeated... He wouldn't get the city destroyed would he?

[@user-pu6pn8vt5d]

@@Penguin-u4j Can't tell for sure. He was never active for moral reasons. It was always about him, it just changed from being about his ego to being about his comfort and sense of accomplishment.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Megamind caused a lot of damage in Metrocity throughout his villainous career, but unlike any other animated villains, he at least paid all the damage and is pleaded not guilty at the end. This shows how much of a great villain protagonist he is. Even villains have standards too.

[@KoroxasHeart]

Plus he did lost faith of who going to stop him, causing lost of villainy a bit and trying to get someone to be hero to stop him again, only to end up creating another villain that he has to stop.

[@Acroflame]

I don’t think he actually killed anyone either

[@liamdalemon1525]

How do you get pardoned with 87 life sentences on your record? This has to be the biggest pardon in History! Name one person who had a bigger sentence than this guy!

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

_Professionals have standards._ Say Mr. Friendship. I wonder if one day someone will take into account other characters sins, like Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network. Good guys I guess can be one of them? Like SpongeBob himself despite his accolades has done A LOT OF STUFF, like collateral damage is obvious, but so much so that he wiped out the entire universe within seconds. While not explicitly mentioned/seen, this still includes God's like King Neptune or Ghosts like the Flying Dutchman... Yeah... Santa Claus wasn't kidding when he considered SpongeBob a LITERAL MENACE XD.

[@Dookieman1975]

That’s SUPER villain to you

[@limwater8230]

A pardon in megamind: Character experienced trauma from a early age, resulting in aggressive actions to the city and acting out in what could be seen as more of a improve play, subconsciously never intending to harm or murder anyone. He was taught by many to do wrong, but he internally has been fighting this until he started to believe his actions were for a good propose of good vs evil. When he realised his actions were wrong and that he’s capable of being the good person he wanted to be, his behaviour changed to cleaning up the city, undoing mistakes he has made and protecting it from much worse criminals. In real life: A politician committed a war crime, but is friends with the president.

[@sebastianrivera9537]

Megamind 4 President

[@BaranZenon]

You forgot that one part where the character gets cozy job in FOX News :)

[@Observer_Decay]

The prison also should rack up the charges of: Child neglect Child endangerment Child abuse And possibly child abduction for keeping an infant in the prison and keeping him imprisoned until elementary school

[@cameronpottle5409]

I'm not terribly up to speed with US politics, who are you referring to?

[@twistedyogert]

​@@Observer_Decay Contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

[@TigerChamp99]

9:24 I'm impressed by the fact that the 88 life sentences perfectly lined up at this point. (The warden mentions 88 life sentences during this section)

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

85 Actually

[@joeytaylor1021]

@@Shapeshifter-of-Names 85 at the beginning when Minion gives him the watch, 88 near the end when Megamind is about to be broken out of prison. Oh, and btw, it's not actually the Warden who says that, it's Minion breaking him out

[@virtualpianosheets7143]

I like that the writers of Megamind knew what his sentence would have been for the crimes he committed after he broke out. In beginning of the movie, the warden says he has 85 life sentences, but towards the end of the movie, during the scene where Minion as the Warden is talking to Megamind in his prison cell, he tells him he still has 88 life sentences to go.

[@kylerivera3470]

Seriously? That's awesome! The creators of Megamind really did have a great attention to detail. One moment I love is how Metro Man appears behind Megamind for a single frame shortly before Metro Man's "death".

[@eldritchabomination]

@@kylerivera3470wait what?? Really??

[@eldritchabomination]

@@kylerivera3470 wow :000 that’s so cool!! Thank you!!!!

[@deepwaveproduction8193]

I mean Megamind was born in prison and taught to do evil. If anything it’s the prison place fault to keep traumatizing a child and endangerment. Learning his actions to do evil. He never knew what is like to do good until Roxanne changed his life around to do good

[@robbiewalker2831]

@@deepwaveproduction8193 And it was Metro Man’s fault for indoctrinating this notion; which he course corrected at the start of the movie for Megamind to learn.

[@SimplySunky]

"This man has no rizz and is also putting Roxanne under a lot of danger with his flirting techniques." The most savage way to charged someone.

[@gordonrams_into4539]

He certainty has more rizz than tighten

[@ajdoesactuallyplaygames]

He should have a life sentence for his L rizz

[@jakedogan4875]

This guy definitely needs a rizztraining order

[@edwardtye4119]

'The court sentences you to four deaths, 5 lives and 90 years in prison, plus a 60 million dollar fine for lack of rizz'

[@zacharyhopkins1328]

No rizz that right there was a violation

[@zacharygunning5982]

7:18 forgot the no rizz charge. 50 years and 75 hours of community service.

[@oakmeal2961]

Can't believe he left Mutilation and genocide out of Farquaad's charges. And before someone asks about the Genocide bit, I believe the fact that he turned Mama Bear into a rug combined with how he is rounding up Fairy Tale creatures at the start of the movie implies genocidal intentions on fairy tale creatures.

[@beterbomen]

The whole reason Shrek goes to Lord Farquaad is because those fairytale creatures are forced to live in his swamp, so Farquaad doesn't attempt to kill them as of yet.

[@NotmyRealname847]

@@beterbomen we'll if it's not technically genocide, which is notoriously difficult to prove anyway, it is at the very least ethnic cleansing.

[@amandamakin1542]

He put the bears into cages that were too small & other animals were hurt, so that's Animal Abuse. The Mama Bear being turned into a rug with his abuse of power is also poaching. Then there's Attempted Genocide (he would have had them all slain if he didn't decide to kick them out into a random swamp). Plus, Rumpelstiltskin makes Farquaad look like a saint in comparison (he was close to committing Genocide, as well as False Imprisonment & slavery of Ogres)

[@_Toxicity]

​@@beterbomen But it could and probably does count as unlawful eviction.

[@kauske]

@@beterbomen Moving 'undesirables' into camps and ghettos is usually the first step towards extermination; that said both genocide and forcing people into camps would be a crime under 'severe human rights violations' and would have to be punished by a tribunal by the UN or similar international court; it basically exceeds anything a judicial system is equipped for with typical laws. Also generally because to have the power to round up hundreds or thousands for extermination you usually have the power to change the laws to make it legal in your own jurisdiction. Can't be prosecuted normally in that case, so it generally goes under war crimes if/when the regime is overthrown.

[@darwaniangovernment]

If there were a Megamind sequel, I'd want it to start with a montage of Megamind doing community service for all the property he's destroyed Edit: idk what people are talking about there is no Megamind sequel

[@andrewnobody6737]

Watch "Megamind: Button Of Doom" its the only piece of media that gives an epilogue to his character

[@SammySamSams]

@@andrewnobody6737 its so sad its only a short and not a movie

[@Dookieman1975]

There’s button of doom which was supposed to start a tv show. And now we might get one on peacock through the power of memes… I am not kidding

[@beterbomen]

Apparently, next year we're going to get "Megamind's guide to Protecting your City", which is supposedly an animated series where we get to see what Megamind is up to now. I may involve that.

[@chimera9818]

Maybe they state that he will need to do community service as part time job once a day until he died

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

*Combined crimes and sentences:* Crimes: 1x torture 2x coercion 1x first degree murder 2x usurping the throne 1x unlawful attempted brutal execution 1x unlawful imprisonment 2x high treason 1x identity fraud 1x sexual assault 2x second degree attempted murder 2x battery 1x inciting a riot 1x stalking 2x theft 1x reckless endangerment 1x involuntary manslaughter 2x usurpation 1x assault and battery 1x domestic terrorism 2x taking a hostage 5x first degree attempted murder 1x aggregated assault with a deadly weapon 2x property damage 85x prior convictions 2x escaping lawful custody 1x careless endangerment 1x vandalism 1x mass theft 2x property destruction 1x use of explosives Sentences: 9 death penalties 96 life sentences (88 pardoned) 212 years (72 pardoned) $1,073,172,500 fine ($1,013,172,500 pardoned) Restraining order

[@Asdfqwer65]

You forgot the no rizz charge

[@lemerbrix1375]

6:09 Love how death by glamour is just playing in the background while tighten is just committing war crimes

[@gdmathguy]

also, you literally chose the perfect timestamp

[@geoticmelody4581]

Truly pristine music taste

[@thegarry7542]

The best scene in the video

[@rithwikadwik4143]

@@gdmathguy he is the. Chosen one

[@caltonpeters1524]

Normal day in ohio.

[@zacky1010]

I love how Fairy Godmother is on screen for seconds and she's immediately slapped with DEATH

[@DimkaTsv]

I am not even sure she tried to kill Shrek... Harold didn't die, he only turned back into frog. So hard to assume Shrek would've died instead. But it is weaponized assault

[@zacky1010]

@@DimkaTsv idk but when the spell reflects back at her she dissolves into bubbles which seems pretty lethal to me as I like to say, *sentence commuted!*

[@sparrow1862]

I think he returned to frog form because godmother died as I assume a potion wasn't used on him but her actual magic .

[@lugismansion2400]

@@DimkaTsv well since her own blast DID kill her by turning her into bubbles, it would be safely assumed that she was trying to either kill Shrek or harm him in a way that would cripple him for life

[@Superemie401]

This starts *SUUUUPER* WELL!

[@ActuallyAutistic631]

“THIS MAN HAS NO RIZZ” that took me off guard so much it was so hilarious

[@jaciatkinson5095]

He doesn't.

[@solid_jade37]

I love how this guy has no intro, no explaination just goes straight into the video, i wish more youtubers were like this

[@rasmuskock8077]

Absolutely. I love it when videos are simple like this, and without rambling

[@MrDibara]

​@@rasmuskock8077I think I loved his very first videos more, when he didn't speak or explain any of the crimes occasionally and simply *[BAM]* slapped the sentence on the screen. It left a know nothing like me just guessing _what kind of nonsensical bullshit is gonna come next to the sound of that "bang"?_ But don't get me wrong, his current format is still fantastic. Just wish he hadn't deleted his old videos, they were entertaining in their own right.

[@anonymously_]

@@MrDibara he had to add the voiceovers cuz youtube said that his videos needs to be more informative, prob if he was gonna keep making videos about copyrighted content

[@MrDibara]

@@anonymously_ _Aaah, shit._ So basically, KZbin taking the fun out of all things. *Again.* Oh well, at least the old videos can still be found on the second channel. That's a win in my book. :)

[@metalex64]

Wouldn't Megamind also get accused of identity theft 2 times due to him taking the appearance of the prison chief and Bernard? I mean it wouldn't change the final outcome, but still.

[@metalex64]

Oh also probably sexual assault too since he kissed Roxanne while pretending to be Bernard.

[@gibustheinfamous]

And space dad, if he's even real.

[@nekosparkclaw2833]

@@gibustheinfamous Use of a false identity is indeed illegal!

[@kielie6460]

also metroman

[@HoDoBoDo]

For Space Dad if there is a crime for it, it would be "use of a false identity", idk if this is a crime. For the Warden and Bernard, it would be 2 seperate cases of identity theft. Still unsure if he should get an identity theft charge for impersonating Metroman, but tbf I don't think Metroman would even care because he's under a new identity which is "Musicman", and Megamind could impersonate him without any charge since Metroman technically isn't Metroman anymore.

[@silly_plinker]

i loved the little detail about titan being titled "tighten", referencing to megamind's disability to read properly

[@Friendlyneighborhoodreaper]

Fun fact: Escaping out of prison is legal in Germany, as seeking freedom is a natural human desire. You just gotta expect to be re-inprisoned later, and you gotta make sure that you don't commit any other crimes while escaping

[@ceciliaslepmet4840]

That's good

[@Shovel________________]

huh, neat

[@d4n737]

Honestly, after certain... Unethical work camps, It's logical the new government would want to leave a backdoor for its citizens in case things go sour again (Since that was a real worry right after the war)

[@Skywarslord]

@@d4n737If you escape you will still be returned to prison if caught, but you won’t have additional punishment (outside of any crimes you commit while escaping)

[@kpounder4908]

Note that mousait uses US laws usually, so he wouldn’t consider this. I didn’t even know about this though!

[@mr.swordtoast]

I love how Megaminds life sentence count went from 85 to 88, which is what's stated in the movie

[@dimitriwarchief301]

NNNNNIIIIICE!!!!

[@dimitriwarchief301]

I guess we can take they did there homework

[@WJ_GUY]

Megamind before: "No freedom?" Megamind in 9:44: "No imprisonment?"

[@cactiguy0722]

Again I’ll always love the “this song is copyrighted”. such a creative and smart way to express the song and scene you put it in. Keep up the good work!!

[@lunamoonpie1883]

It’s such a vibe too 😂

[@violetcupcake]

I agree lol 😂

[@BusterBrown1217]

I love how Tighten went from like a million dollar fine and a life and a few years sentence to over 60 million in fines and 4 death sentences in like 10 seconds.

[@genericname2747]

Speedrunning being a supervillain

[@LannyLeArtist]

Titan*

[@BusterBrown1217]

@@LannyLeArtist It's canonically spelled both ways actually

[@LannyLeArtist]

@@BusterBrown1217 I figured that out after I commented this😭

[@unsmart42069]

megamind went from 72 years, 88 lives, and 1 billion dollars to nothing in .016 seconds

[@IAmNotDiluc]

8:55 The dart game with the firetruck killed me 😭😭

[@prestonhal]

I feel like Hal’s last two attempted murder charges wouldn’t be added because he was trying to kill Roxanne and Megamind for like 5 minutes. Yea he failed with the bus and eye beams, but it’s not like he stopped, left, and then came back to kill them.

[@runtergerutscht4401]

1 he was scared off and so again chose to attemot murder 2 attempted murder against Minion is a separate charge from atrempted murder against Megamind, even if this doesn't explain Roxanne.

[@kauske]

It depends on what the prosecution wants to do; trying to murder someone for 5 mins straight might be construed as multiple counts, or it might add in things like battery/attempted battery etc.

[@TFalconwing]

@@kauske I would assume every clear, distinct attempt that could be classified as "he did this, then he did this" would be argued as multiple counts.

[@kauske]

@@TFalconwing Technically speaking, prosecution can try and charge you with anything under the sun; they just typically wont if they don't have a good chance of a conviction; that said, they might try and trick you into a plea-deal if their case is shitty, or try and get a signed confession or any number of underhanded things. Legal systems are weird.

[@TetsuRiken]

Actually he did stop left and came back when MM disguised as Metro Man intimidated him into leaving then he returned to try and kill the two again

[@Cru128]

Honestly, the king in Shrek probably didn’t expect to survive Fairy Godmother’s lightning blast, but for once in media; we actually saw armor protect the user. So, bravo.

[@typo1345]

and in a way that makes sense. Mirrors can rebound light and lasers, so it makes sense an energy beam, even if magic, would be rebounded on contact with a metal chestplate

[@Cru128]

@@typo1345, the finish was also a mirror finish, so that argument is actually valid.

[@genericname2747]

Shrek continues to be peak cinema

[@JStryker47]

But why did it still turn the king into a frog, if it was reflected?

[@myheartismadeofstars]

@@JStryker47 Probably blowing up FGM revoked her magic on him

[@venomgaming7014]

You know it’s good when MOUSAIT puts death by glamour over tighten wrecking metrahcity.

[@clutchthecinnamonsergal8493]

Megamind the “villain who’s not actually evil” getting more convictions than the literal supervillain is hilarious

[@haassteambraker9959]

Well as Megamind said to Tighten: "You're a villain alright, just not a SUPER one!"

[@RealMrCrimson]

@@haassteambraker9959 oh yeah? whats the difference?

[@sagardixit9247]

@@RealMrCrimson... presentation!

[@legomarioboy08]

@@sagardixit9247 CHA! *welcome to the jungle begins*

[@FreshZCORD]

Yeah its funny how he has the most charges despite being the least evil character in this video

[@Justice237]

Seeing as Hal ended up in prison by the end, it's likely he was charged and convicted with all that (except for the death penalty because Metro City is in Michigan and they don't have the death penalty)

[@Curbinout]

Being in Michigan is already bad, a death penalty would be too much

[@lol-fc9kg]

@@Curbinout I didn't even know certain states have their own laws on that

[@lordvader6481]

Would be tried under Federal crimes tho.

[@Talinrogue]

Wait it takes place in Michigan?

[@TheNeXTGUI]

@@lordvader6481 given the extremely large number of victims it does make sense for it to be tried federally

[@scone-pu7bp]

Fun fact: The Warden at the beginning of the movie, (7:40) counts Megamind’s life sentences at 85. But at the end if his charges (9:17) , it shows 88 life sentences total, which is what Minion disguised as the warden tells Megamind has, showing that the writers kept track of Megamind’s crimes before this point.

[@ausdorian3252]

5:13 "This man has no rizz" Dang guess he is going to the bitchless jail too

[@tto0508]

💀💀💀

[@saulgzazueta]

How the hell is the term "rizz" even a year old

[@shadowolfkiller9337]

I read this as he said it

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

No bitches? 🥺

[@JasperJones-cx6lf]

Dawg, even megamind with his large forehead has more rizz

[@Glitchymack]

I love how megamind has all these life sentences, then at the end it just plays some happy-go-lucky music and him being pardoned

[@potatogirlcultist19]

Fun fact: Even Megamind's $1.013B fine would not be enough to get the title of largest fine in history.

[@jackhensley7728]

what is the biggest fine

[@potatogirlcultist19]

@@jackhensley7728 Pfizer had to pay up $1.3B for promoting drugs for uses not approved by the medical regulators.

[@darkmoollll7703]

@@jackhensley7728 alex Jones got over 1B

[@levievil9220]

@@darkmoollll7703but so did megamind what was the exact number

[@samsteron1102]

Erm actually, gru got charged infinite dollars in the sentencing Illumination villains video

[@personfromtds7324]

You forgot that Megamind punched a hole in the apartment's wall, which is property damage. He also committed identity theft twice for pretending to be Bernard and the chief of police.

[@Mister-Red]

Not the chief of police,it was the prison warden

[@personfromtds7324]

@@Mister-Red oh ok

[@joshholland8564]

At least he never killed anyone

[@jimbocraggins]

hAL sTEWART PREAPRE FOR UR DESTINYE

[@zfilms4858]

Agreed with that. that's ~$200 for the Wall, , 8 Years and $10,000 for the Identity theft and 3 Year and $12,500 for Impersonating the Warden (Police Officer)

[@brooklarkin6505]

0:00 Lord Farquaad 1:41 Fairy Godmother 3:17 Makunga 4:36 Tighten 7:26 Megamind 10:10 End of Viedo

[@jakethesnake8453]

Lol end of video 🤣

[@Ryderboycolor9]

Thanks

[@elliotfong5061]

What about Don Lino or the Kung Fu Panda villains or Verminator or Rumpelstiltskin

[@geo4876]

@@elliotfong5061 This comment only puts down the timestamps for this video. Since those characters aren't in this video, their comment has no reason to put them.

[@blank2276]

He left out the hate crimes towards magical creatures and ogres

[@Insanity6419]

“This song is copyrighted,” “oh no” “I must replace it.” Absolute banger

[@BoredMatchaEggs]

I love how everyone on the list gets the death sentence for a crime they did while Megamind doesn’t and gets pardoned in the end of it all. In summary he’s not just a villain. He’s a supervillain with standards. Edit: forgot to add how I felt over Titan destroying a city with Death by Glamour is playing. Funny as hell

[@lugismansion2400]

Well to be fair we never see him harm anyone else intentionally

[@KnifeTossGaming]

Yes someone else noticed the undertale music!

[@Virtual_Jester]

Death by Terrorism

[@Afrochilla]

Megamind of all movies is one of the only triple A films that actually did charge the villains for their crimes, seeing Megamind’s sentence being acknowledged and Tighten living likely multiple life sentences at the end.

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

its great because while he is a massive dork and his plans never work due to the fact that metroman has literally no weaknesses he would technically be the smartest man on the planet. also i dont think he has killed anyone. just committed so many crimes it totaled to 85 life sentences.

[@Abergsma54]

Funny because in real life Tighten would’ve gotten a death sentence

[@dramaticmudderer5208]

@@Abergsma54 metro city is in Michigan

[@tommarsdon5644]

@@dramaticmudderer5208 I assume this is in reference to how Michigan doesn't have the death penalty; but I like to imagine you just wanted to provide some random megamind trivia.

[@dramaticmudderer5208]

@@tommarsdon5644 Thank you, and it's both

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

7:57 funny how MegaMind doesn't get a charge for Solicitation to Kidnapping, maybe because Minion kidnapped Roxanne without MegaMind Telling him but it was fine for Minion to do that since it was sorta in MegaMind's Plan to Kill MetroMan

[@Superemie401]

Ah, yes, that good old villain plan: Kidnapping the most important person of his/her/it/their archenemy to lure him/her/it/them.

[@MultipleEnderPeople]

MegaMind: In the Mayoral Office, a Winged-Golden chest can be seen, Matching depictions of the Holy artifact/weapon; The Ark of the Covenant. Being a holy relic (of sorts), I'd like to add a 'Grand Larceny' charge to MegaMind's convictions.

[@4dee9arr6]

For Tighten, Destruction of property should have been included immediately after the theft charge due to him throwing the flower stand in the same scene.

[@lounanotfluentinenglish]

Also wouldn't throwing such a big object from that high up endanger someone ? It could've landed anywhere !

[@affanjamsari5752]

Reckless endangerment, property damage and theft in one scene.

[@adamfpv8294]

Isn’t it spelled “Titan”?

[@4dee9arr6]

@@adamfpv8294 It's a running joke in the movie that "Titan" couldn't be trademarked, so his official name is "Tighten".

[@adamfpv8294]

@@4dee9arr6 oh ok, thanks for clarifying.

[@thefeatheredbutterfly7335]

Megamind: Damn and I thought I WAS BAD. *YOU ALL HAVE DEATH SENTENCES-*

[@Superemie401]

Titan: In terms of villainy… All: It’s like comparing Mario and King Boo in terms of good actions.

[@DA28007]

Megamind face fit well He'll be like: "No Sentence?"

[@gdmathguy]

"No Tighten?"

[@Kris.pyfries]

Throughout all of your videos it tickles me to see instances like “life in prison + 5 years” or “death + 6 months” I love how thorough you are with charging these villains

[@WhyNotEveryone]

He can be dead but that doesn't mean that he'll be escaping his 6 months of prison sentence!

[@fellowfloof1825]

@@WhyNotEveryoneToss the dead body in the jail!

[@tto0508]

0:26 Thelonious said: "🤜 🪞"

[@death_itself4509]

He's gonna get some years of bad luck after that XD

[@MrEggBoi]

I like how Megamind does get arrested several times, he just never actually gets the punishments he’s supposed to

[@AvalancheTV]

They probably don’t have a death system

[@arshiaaghaei]

@@AvalancheTV This is likely true otherwise Hal would be executed too

[@emmakgb]

The way movies deal with the villain is either killing it or just putting them in jail

[@curllum]

Love how the first 3 villains are all chill and not too bad, then we get to tighten

[@yewjiaxiansam1962]

Yeah but all of them got life and death sentences, which makes them dangerous criminals

[@emoji3266]

Wait till you hear of Lord Shen

[@legioning]

@@yewjiaxiansam1962 88 life sentences

[@Johnhhujj]

Are we overlooking farquad attempting to commit genocide on all of the fairytale creatures?

[@genericname2747]

@@Johnhhujj Yes, because he's too much of a failure to be a threat

[@AvalancheTV]

4:37 you forgot one thing for tighten, and it was when he flew out of his building and caused all of those cars to pile up on him, to which he then jumped up and knocked over like 15 cars and was dancing around inside a broken one…

[@The_True_Guy_Who_Asked]

As for fairy god mother you could count her introduction as trespassing as she wasn’t explicitly invited into fiona’s room

[@Frazzledragon]

This is a good format. No lengthy intros, no unnecessary tangents, no overexplaining each charge, no pointless voice overs. Well done.

[@jgm9807]

6:09 "Who needs arms with eyes like these?" Shoots lasers out of his eyes. 👀

[@omeganave7425]

Love how you put Farquaad as low as he could go on the height chart thing.

[@daledilll9290]

Farquaad should be charged with mutilation for taking the legs off of the gingerbread man. Edit spelling mistake

[@SirToaster9330]

but he gets repaired, mutilation is permanent damage

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

*mutilation. Plus, it's temporary

[@skylar2750]

question isint also kidnapping im not a pro lawer or anything but i am a good kidnapper for .... "reasons"

[@skylar2750]

like i dought mr cookie wanted to be tortured

[@therealboomshlamian700]

But doesn’t his legs grow back

[@Jacksoninaroar]

6:20 AYO THAT SONG IS amazing good undertale pick here’s a sticker ⭐️ you did it

[@colonelrockrits9436]

Kinda sad the Hate crime was left out of Farquaads part. I do remember it from the last time when he called gingy fairytale trash which was of course blatant

[@putinpunhere]

I love how this list contains usurpers, genuinely one of the scariest villains so far, and one guy who gets pardoned lol

[@The_Moth1]

1:36 Lord Farquaad's 2 death sentences cancelled out his 2 life sentences. He's immortal... (also 5:13-- "This man has no rizz"-- Mousait, 24/12/22)

[@Duelkitten]

Also like to point out that Megamind did in fact return all the stolen goods he took and proceeded to fix up the town from all the damage he did. He even cleaned all the trash.

[@thekeybladeninjaturtle7380]

Like I said in the old video, The Fairy Godmother giving Harold the love potion could count as drug trafficking or drug based coercion. If you think about it, the love potion is essentially the fantasy version of a date rape drug. Had Fiona drank the tea that Harold poured the potion into, she would’ve fallen in love with Prince Charming against her will

[@mdeleon9481]

No, since the sellings of the love potion are legal. Why do you think she makes them then?

[@thekeybladeninjaturtle7380]

@@mdeleon9481 I never said the potion was illegal. Though the way its used could be illegal

[@yocapo32]

@@mdeleon9481 I mean, tannerite is legal too, but I can't legally use it to make a car bomb, now can I?

[@mdeleon9481]

@@thekeybladeninjaturtle7380 I mean, i'm sure she wouldn't be that famous if love potions were illegal-

[@thekeybladeninjaturtle7380]

@@mdeleon9481 Even if it were legal, she coerced Harold into using it to make Fiona fall in love with Prince Charming

[@matthewgodreau4854]

5:13 “This man has no rizz” is putting it lightly, yeesh

[@Pigeon_Moment]

"This man has no rizz" i genuinely thought he was going to count that as a crime lmao

[@Pigeon_Moment]

@Mariesun fr it should

[@LannyLeArtist]

LOL

[@JenkoRun]

I didn't notice as a kid, but the way they portrayed Tighten he comes across as legitimately unnerving at times, take 6:57 for example, this whole moment in that scene has a legitimately disturbing thing to it.

[@Diablo3364]

That is why people don't like the "nice guy". They are genuinely creepy.

[@iamimpure]

characters charged for their crimes ranked: 1. Ronan: 2 death, 100,003 life, 3 years (7,731,867) 2. Ultron: 3 death, 193 life, 37 years (17,404) 3. General Grievous: 100 life, 58 years (7,788) 4. Megamind: 88 life, 72 years (6,874) 5. Loki pt1: 4 death, 14 life, 180.5 years (4,527) 6. Tighten: 4 death, 5 life, 90 years (3,741) 7. Drago Bludvist: 4 death, 2 years (3,266) 8. Scarlette Overkill: 3 death, 8 life, 52 years: (3,118) 9. Emperor Palpatine: 2 death, 18 life, 27 years (3,050) 10. The Grinch: 2,230 years (2,230) 11. Balthazar Bratt: death, 15 lives, 126 years (2,102) 12. El Macho: 2 death, 2 life, 253.5 years (2,040) 13. Lord Farquaad: 2 death, 2 life, 20 years (1,807) 14. Syndrome: 2 death, 2 life, 13 years (1,800) 15. Makunga: 2 death, 12 years (1,644) 16. Red Skull: death, 6 life, 35 years (1,315) 17. Obadiah Stane: death, 3 life, 48 years (1,096) 18. Count Dooku: 10 life, 43 years (816) 19. The Winter Soldier: 9 life (696) 20. Red Death: 6 life, 64 years (528) 21. Randall: 6 life, 23 years (487) 22. Waternoose: 4 life, 10.5 years (320) 23. Vector: 2 life, 112 years (267) 24. Gru: life, 95.25 years (173) 25. Humpty Alexander Dumpty: 39.5 years (40) 26. Chantel DuBois: 31.5 years (32) 27. Gru pt2: 20 years (20) 28. The Onceler: 15 years (15) 29. Chef Skinner: 12 years (12) 30. Aloysius O’ Hare: 6 years (6) 1. Megamind: 88 life, 72 years (6,874) 2. Tighten: 4 death, 5 life, 90 years (3,741) 3. Lord Farquaad: 2 death, 2 life, 20 years (1,807) 4. Makunga: 2 death, 12 years(1,644) 5. Fairy Godmother: death, life, 18 years (911) score: (death sentences*816) + (life sentences*77.3) + years death = 816, life = 77.3, average life expectancy in us. why 816? originally i was going to do 38.1, the average age in the us. but death sentences are only for the most severe cases so i thought it needed a much higher number. i took the number of people serving life (53,000) divided by the number of people on death row (2,474 in 2021) times 38.1.

[@Maria_Miciano_5]

I love how Megamind’s sentence doesn’t matter in the end. 🤣 Lots of death sentences in this video. The only villain who couldn’t do their sentence though would be Lord Farquaad. Since everyone knows what happens to him. Death by 🐉 dragon!

[@goddessoflesbians1153]

That was his death sentence lol

[@Scar-Predator]

He served his death sentence through being digested by the dragon.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@Scar-Predator OwO

[@travissmith2848]

@@Scar-Predator Apparently fairly slowly.... 🎶 Ah! Ah! Ah! Staying alive, staying alive! 🎶

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

he got eaten out by the dragon then donkey ate out that same dragon :D

[@lakottke]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed this hard at “domestic terrorism” before

[@Virtual_Jester]

Me neither. Death by Glamour was so absurdly fitting for the scene.

[@cantsay939]

I didn't catch the increase of the numbers until i heard the vine booms

[@P0BZO]

1:29 i love how you intentionally put farquad at the bottom of the scale instead of in the middle like every other character 💀

[@conceptualpineapple6682]

It’s definitely a technicality but given he’s the last known member of his race, could Tighten get hit with anything regarding endangered or protected species when he assaults/attempts to murder Megamind?

[@conceptualpineapple6682]

Or would attempted genocide be more technically correct?

[@carloscastellanosdarkeyesi6126]

Megamind is one person, and I doubt his species is protected. I'm not even sure if other people know he's the last of his race

[@kielie6460]

not unless the government legally made him a protected species, which I doubt they did

[@caseypitt1296]

@@conceptualpineapple6682since the fate of Megaminds race is technically unknown, since only the planet was seen falling into a black hole, it could be a similar situation to Superman comics, where other kryptonians survived krypton’s destruction, such as Zod and Supergirl, so genocide could be a bit much, considering how little we know.

[@kielie6460]

@@aeroga2383 wtf are you talking about? we're talking about megamind here

[@P_araps]

7:45 i love how the song fits perfectly with what megamind was saying

[@mr.creeper7802]

I just noticed that Megamind had 88 life sentences when Minion (disguised as the warden) said that Megamind still had 88 life sentences. I think he kept count for you.

[@nathanghisolfo5537]

So is the banishment of fairy tale creatures from Duloc not counting as a hate crime or unlawful banishment for Farquaad? Also, during the tournament, after Shrek has successfully defeated all of his knights, Farquaad gestures for more of his knights to aim crossbows at Shrek and Donkey, with another knight asking to "give the order." Does that also not count as two attempted first-degree murders?

[@eraser2592]

Attempted would mean they tried to shoot shrek when given the order so no. But it can be conspiracy to commit attempted first degree murder

[@zfilms4858]

@@eraser2592 I Agree Fully here. that's 2 more Life Sentinces

[@nicojuju9286]

at 7:48 i think that would count as identity theft since he disguised as another man to escape prison.

[@gothmogonslaught6851]

Don't forget Bernard. And the observatory could count for property destruction/terrorism.

[@metalex64]

Don't forget when he stole Bernard's identity to get closer to Roxanne. Identity theft x2 for sure!

[@gothmogonslaught6851]

I already mentioned Bernard. Could we get anyhow from the space dad?

[@metalex64]

@@gothmogonslaught6851 Oh sorry about that, I hadn't seen your comment.

[@dacockroach]

Innovation Labs pfp

[@ItsCrucible]

The scene where titan destroyed the town with his lasers: OH MAH GOD when the music is playing: oh okay

[@d1kgaws12]

2:43 never thought I’d see a villain in a PG rated movie get charged for SA but here we are Also I love how the first three villains managed to get at least one death sentence despite committing less than 10 crimes.

[@DTTheKnight]

In Fluteless's second "Sentencing Disney villains" video, Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame was also charged for it (and *that* movie is rated *G*)

[@d1kgaws12]

@@DTTheKnight i guess the only crime we won’t see a PG/G rated movie villain get charged for is r4pe (or if they are charged, it happens off-screen… since… it isn’t NC-17)

[@genericname2747]

Didn't expect Fairy Godmother of all people to be the one getting charged

[@ShawnF6FHellcat]

I like that you're updating your old videos with your new format.

[@hungarycountryball1056]

1:20 not to mention that he is unlawfully imprisoning the Daughter of the King of Far Far away, which would probably mean Farquhar would be in even deeper shit.

[@MarioSonicPhillyFan700]

Inescapable trouble he'd be in!

[@crunchylettuce5446]

I like when Megamind said "no bitches" then proceeded to mind some bitches in the second half of the movie. Definitely a Certified Cinimatic Classic™ if I've ever seen one

[@AdamantPetra]

I love how Hal gets a worse sentence than Palpatine

[@Scar-Predator]

Palpatine has a lot more crimes that have yet to be charged. His list is far worse then Tighten's.

[@TheInfinitySagaEnjoyer]

Palpatine should have been charged for torture of Luke

[@genericname2747]

To be fair, dead people can't get sentenced for anything. Because they're dead. I'm sure glad Palpatine is dead. He's dead forever

[@condedooku9750]

You just wait for the video of the original triology to be made, in which Palpatine will receive sentences for genocide on Alderan and Endor.

[@Ukeeb-m7x]

5:18 fr he got no rizz

[@ryzatheduck5195]

5:11 “this man has no rizz” the ultimate crime

[@Brightstarvids]

Ik

[@boi9647]

goodbye world

[@LannyLeArtist]

Lol

[@pacmanrules2258]

😂

[@Shapeshifter-of-Names]

What's No Riz?

[@ElliYeetYT]

You could also give the Mutilation charge to The Fairy Godmother as her spell turned King Harold into a frog, permanently altering him.

[@spiderbug7615]

Eh, that's kinda tricky since that was his original form anyway, so is that technically mutilation? There's not really a real equivalent to that scenario that I can think of... I suppose you could equate it to removing a transplanted organ/limb, which I guess would probably be considered mutilation 🤔hmm, it's so tricky when it comes to series like this to connect these fantasy crimes to real life ones, but you might be onto something there

[@goomba1000]

What I think happened is that when she died, all her spells she casted wore off, so he ended up as a frog again.

[@spiderbug7615]

@@goomba1000 but we do explicitly see her hit him with a spell and there's no other implications that more of her magic wore off when she died, and since the spell was aimed at Shrek and Fiona and Harold got in the way, so I always assumed that her attack was just an all purpose "enchantment removal" spell that would have turned them back into ogres. Don't ask me why the ricochet would result in her turning into bubbles though, don't have an explanation for that lol.

[@goomba1000]

@@spiderbug7615 I think she was using a killing spell rather an enchantment removal since Shrek kept interfering with her plans.

[@kauske]

@@spiderbug7615 If a plastic surgeon corrected a hair-lip, or crooked nose; then put it back against your will, it would be mutilation open-and-shut. I think mutilation by magic would still fit, as the victim could attest their quality of life is permanently impacted.

[@deoxi3207]

I love the pardoned sentences. When they come up I genuently feel like cheering for the people who commited those crimes.

[@andresf.7563]

Hearing "death by glamour" while the fine increased by the millions and the death penalties increased during Tighten's crimes Made me laugh so hard Hard enough that i'll now sentence You for trying to murder me through the use of funny memes and gags.

[@getoofedonn9401]

The vine booms made it even funnier

[@nateeaton7729]

Technically with the end credit scene it is shown that Megamind had Bernard in his pocket the whole time which is kidnapping. Also he engages in quite a bit of identity theft to deceive Roxanne. I love that movie so much.

[@biggiecheese1212]

I was dissapointed in the fact that after showing that Megamind was pardoned, the final verdict was not: No sentence? Especailly with the image he used.

[@L0SEIN]

Almost 15 secs into the vid and Farquaad already gets a life sentence for torturing A COOKIE

[@TheInvisibleCactusYT]

A sentient COOKIE

[@rosemarygonzalez6010]

Shouldn't mutilation count too because said sentient Cookie doesn't have his legs anymore

[@killeranime3591]

Cookie lives matter

[@LovleyLemonade]

I legit NEVER noticed the mother bear being his rug. That actually makes him more sadistic than I once thought.

[@JustARandomGuy219]

"This man has no rizz and is also putting Roxanne under a lot of danger with his flirting techniques.” -MOUSAIT, 2022

[@OmegaGeno]

Megamind's mugshot in the video be like: No charges?

[@oliviayoung7385]

I like when he said “Megamind just drowned the car”

[@creepermyeeper]

Well when Megamind broke that wall, he was a baby, meaning he wouldn’t be charged.

[@Darkalanche]

Alright i have to admit, this video with this new format + new sentences, i for once praise the algorithm for blessing me with finding your channel. Thank you very much for the entertaining and insightful videos!

[@AutisticJesusGaming]

I love seeing how this channel grew from getting ten thousand views to getting hundreds of thousands. Way to go man. You found something people wanted to watch and create some awesome content.

[@TrueFUNgii]

With fairy god mother you forgot attempted regicide since she also almost killed the frog king.

[@WindWerehog]

Farquaad didn't just torture gingerbread man, he also broke his legs and crushed one of them

[@blankblankness2971]

We even see the bottom parts of his legs stitched to him in all of the following films.

[@corz.mp4243]

i mean that is torture, PHYSICAL TORTURE

[@WindWerehog]

@@corz.mp4243 yeah, but there's a point where Torture (causing pain in someone or something for various reasons) becomes mutilation (permanently modifying someone's way of life against their will, while yeah, his legs can be stitched back in place, one was crushed to dust, which means he will need a replacement.)

[@ancientbaltoy8769]

7:38 are we really charging the baby?

[@amirferdhany3177]

Technically not human

[@ancientbaltoy8769]

@@amirferdhany3177 and since when does laws cover aliens

[@amirferdhany3177]

@@ancientbaltoy8769 fair point, you have outsmarted my outsmarting

[@freddym99]

Imagine getting a sentence for having no Rizz

[@kevkevplays5662]

Technically fairy godmother trying to kill shrek is also a hate crime because she says “I told you, ogres don’t live happily ever after!” Referencing his race as the reason of attack, I don’t know what the sentence for a hate crime is but still

[@venomdeathskull4183]

Well for hate crime. normally, it's 10 years of jail. otherwise if she did commit genocide of Ogres, then that's death sentence.

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

technically, it's actually hate speech

[@venomdeathskull4183]

@@CakesAreNotTruths how so? 🤔

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

@@venomdeathskull4183 hate speech is something that could harm a race using words, a hate crime is something bad you would do to someone just because of his race

[@venomdeathskull4183]

@@CakesAreNotTruths FairPoint all search up what were the sentence be. Edited: well there'll be some punishments like a imprisonment, fines, or both.