Florida Man Arrested at Best Buy for Impersonating a Federal Marshal

[@lrodDaDevil]

He is a real Marshall I served along side him in Red Dead Redemption ll

[@gums79]

Haha best comment

[@gums79]

@@lrodDaDevil sure bro..

[@lrodDaDevil]

@gums79 ya mad cause ya didn’t think of this comment? Lol

[@2.1.4-bk7np]

Lol 😂

[@2d40]

Tell him to arrest Micah

[@RockandrollNegro]

I feel bad for this guy. He was only three days away from fake retirement.

[@TampaJohn]

How does this brilliant comment not have more likes! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@katherinerosemore274]

😂

[@akalk9578]

@@TampaJohn if you watched more vids on his video you’ll know this shit ain’t original

[@MrSerpico145]

@@akalk9578 yep, straight up rip off comment.

[@bns9915]

LEOs really don't like it when you impersonate them...especially when you impersonate a superior federal LEO.

[@VisionSandS]

Not only did he steal a phone, he returned to the scene of the crime to ask for help putting a case on said phone. This sort of thing takes an extra special sort of stupid.

[@parit6972]

Fr like he REALY could’ve just gotten away from it

[@Patc-n6n]

Maybe he’s early stage dementia.

[@pauls6451]

He's a big shoplifter. He drives around all day shoplifting from stores, he's in soo many stores in one day he forgets what stores he's been in. So he probably returned to this best buy forgetting he was there just the other day

[@Sam-dc9bg]

I thought it was common sense to not return to the scene of the crime, and to not take a dump where one eats.

[@pauls6451]

@@Sam-dc9bg he shoplifts day and night. He was probably in 6 best buys that week. He returned to this best buy forgetting he was there a few days ago. It is common with people that shoplift all day long

[@jk.smalls]

"You said you're a limo driver but your license is suspended" damn he can't even get his backup story right.

[@kungfreddie]

He actually was a limodriver... look in the courtrecords in the end. In don't think the parole ppl would just go on his word.

[@GhostradamusX]

lolol

[@HybridBlueDream]

In his head he was like “damn it”

[@gingerleamcwow435]

​@kungfreddie Yeah, we know that. The OP is just saying that he couldn't even give them a passable backup story. 🤭🤦‍♀️

[@Kurtburnsfishing]

First name: Federal Last Name: Marshal = whole problem cleared up.....

[@형수님보즤찢은찢재명]

^0^ ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!

[@necrotik9376]

Minus the badge and that could of worked!

[@Chickennoodle52]

@@necrotik9376 Until they ID him

[@josemanchurian2238]

Wow excellent

[@kasrakh86]

LOL

[@G.Uppercut123]

I’ve never seen so many visible Best Buy employees before, usually they are nowhere to be seen! Wowwwww

[@SirCanuckelhead]

yeah here you get 4 people that dont know the products coming up to you

[@6StringMaestro]

The best buy near me has more employees than customers every day

[@arizonabountyhunter9038]

😂😂

[@On2wls]

But you did notice that they were not helping anyone.

[@siberianXmustang]

I know that’s freaking amazing

[@marianmoesinger3825]

Would have priceless if his 7 year old grandson wearing an FBI jacket walked in. Alright boys I'll take it from here.

[@GinjaNinja10]

💀

[@JamieDarren]

i would have cried

[@mohamedzadhil7690]

🤣

[@iamdribz4456]

😳😳😭

[@PapichuloTvv]

🤣💀

[@billysoccerboypayne]

This video is a piece of art, it will be remember for future generations....it shows a Best Buy emploee actually helping somebody.

[@wadilotus]

Right!! 🤣🤣

[@hannahkoz]

Hahahaha!

[@No_Lucks_Given]

I laughed pretty hard at this. Thank you.

[@WdawgSmith]

Lol, to be honest I've never even seen more than 3 total employees at a Best Buy for like the last few years. I mean I hear their sales numbers are just constantly dropping but it may be connected to the fact that there is NEVER anyone around to help with anything. I guess they just sort of assume that their target demographic already knows a lot of stuff. So they skimp on the floor staff.

[@804ten]

Former Best Buy employee here! I don’t think you guys realize that they are departments for a reason. Not everyone at Best Buy can help in the particular area you may need help in. I can’t even count the times I’ve been yelled at in the past to help somewhere where I’m not knowledgeable. If a person works in the mobile department; they can’t help in computers and vice versa. I’ve been yelled at for help in fridges; although i worked in home theater. In the more recent years & the decline of brick and mortar locations, the decline of employees have been non stop however. There management is terrible & they don’t care about the mental health of their employees. You can’t even sue them after the fact 🤣🫠 so eff Best Buy..respectfully 😂😂😂

[@PutItAway101]

Are you a federal marshall?" - Yes. Are you a federal marshall? - No. Aaaand you're going to jail, simple as that!

[@ElearningDigest]

"What are you?" > "A Federal Martian" "Congratulations, that's a fe-- wait, what?"

[@dennisaston3551]

"that's not a real gun". Oh yeah you ain't real. You can concealed carry and you're not?

[@williamdiemert9866]

Prison would be a really good thing for him

[@BOOFSIDEPINS]

@@williamdiemert9866 So would cancer be for you

[@gingerleamcwow435]

​@@williamdiemert9866 Or a nursing home

[@JAKEWJONES]

Glad they redacted his Social Security number and personal info. We wouldn't want someone to steal this guy's identity and try to impersonate a federal marshal impersonator.

[@michaelcookston7795]

JAKE W JONES that is funny lol

[@sonnybimbo2940]

I impersonate myself all the time.😎 and I'm not to good at it.😂😂😂

[@realitynotfictionii563]

No Im not a cop, I'm a marshal, with a water gun 😂😂😂

[@musicismysaviour22yearsago]

haha

[@myguykaikai9215]

Are they seriously allowed to include the part where they release his DOB on KZbin? Name, sure - but date of birth? Isn’t that a felony?

[@Hank..]

"I'm a federal marshal" "Congratulations thats a felony" "No no you dont understand... im a federalist, and my name is Marshall"

[@festival3051]

OK that one got me 😂

[@502undergroundmedia6]

😂😂😂😂😂 big dummy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@apapz3245]

You see I’m, just marshal mathers, just a regular guy

[@kimberleeturner8475]

Good one

[@MrTyakaflex]

😂

[@kimblee1972]

My brain starts to hurt when I try to understand why people pretend to be law enforcement. 🤯

[@margotstamateris3583]

Same

[@UltramanMebius2006]

Isn’t it a free country?

[@MrBollocks10]

It's because they've seen how the police get away with abusing people. Simple as that. It's a power thing.🥴

[@MrBollocks10]

​@@UltramanMebius2006 I think about 38th on the list.😮

[@kishascape]

For the same reason people become real law enforcement. Sociopaths. They can't do anything else.

[@billybeamng]

Imagine going to Best Buy and overhearing “Congratulations, that’s a felony* offense.” *Yall can calm down now lol 😂

[@caracalcontinuum3118]

I’d probably think some wanna be hacker admitted to DDOSing someone.

[@wassahap]

*felony

[@TheGrandexeno]

I would instinctively turn and say "hey I know BB is bad, but THAT bad?"

[@tacticalbondsh]

it happens

[@Timothee_Chalamet_CMBYN]

@@caracalcontinuum3118 lmao

[@Jake42069]

she hit the nail right on the head saying he looks like skinny santa claus

[@__Mr.White__]

yes

[@nicksmith1919]

Yes

[@dannybranch9865]

I died laughing when I seen him

[@dannybranch9865]

Oh and that whole repeating each other is stupid. The generation of kids nowadays, got some advise, grow up

[@whereswaldo1630]

Timesstamp

[@IIAYOOII]

Don’t dress for the job you have, Dress for the Job you want !! 😂😂

[@nostrings1269]

lmao I was thinking that same thing

[@BigJ0hn_steez]

Limo drivers usually do dress professionally like that.. 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@JeanMarieRPayne]

Nice dream though. This is what you do when you hate your job. Lol

[@JeanMarieRPayne]

It make sense

[@bm239]

GabesPOV I love this comment haha

[@debbiecantrell6480]

My dad was a retired state trooper. Before he died he gave me the service revolver he was issued in 1957. He had the badge he was issued with and his gold badge he got when he was made sgt. he asked which badge I wanted and i choose the silver one and my daughter got the gold one. I kept the badge with me for a long time then realized it wasn’t a good idea to have it in my purse or in my car after seeing these videos. I NEVER carried the gun anywhere, it’s more a keepsake than a weapon.

[@michaelshannon6134]

"I'm a federal marshal" -"Are you a federal marshal?" "No" That was fast.

[@joehostile4541]

And that’s why cops ask the same questions over and over. Because fucking idiots will give a different answer 10 seconds later.

[@5065ca]

all the dumb ass had to do was say no, I'm not a cop

[@pat5star]

Michael Shannon LMAO! Who wouldn’t crack under all that pressure?!!!

[@GiganFTW]

5065ca no? He had a badge on him and a gun. No matter what he would have been arrested.

[@jacobhargiss3839]

And thats why you dont stop a lie like that, its the same penalty whether you tell the truth after a minute, or never at all.

[@Tailgatesntoolboxes]

Somewhere a senior citizen home is missing one of their residents lol

[@CatsArePeopleToo]

"This never happens to me when I do it at home, in Memory Care."

[@ldcharper8536]

LOL he probably left the Ebenezer

[@sol3_sun632]

😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@nlceguy]

lmao yea from the psych unit. shutter island type beat

[@tonymontanak762]

And a limo

[@charleserickson3499]

That cop was sittin on that line "congratulations... That's a felony" he cooked that one up in the squad car on the way over.... So eager to get it out 😂😂😂

[@davehtown]

Charlie Erickson Dude didn’t miss a beat saying it 😂

[@gotemabk9024]

Spmething hes probably said 100 of times and so have others

[@abc4781]

Shit I would be too

[@Jaduder405]

Huh? He probably says that daily lmao reaching much

[@charleserickson3499]

@@Jaduder405 yeah he says it all the time and still stumbled on the delivery/timing. Come up with an original idea instead of reading people's comments before you

[@Highwaybully78]

That’s a dangerous lie. And just to impersonate an officer especially at that age is insanely weird to me

[@BenjaminGlover48th]

Naw it's a felony lie

[@bestvideosthereare]

People are weird and that's fine to a degree but when they do evil with that then it's bad and sin.

[@bestvideosthereare]

@@Mea_Culpa1 you didn't get what I was saying then as what he was doing wasn't right so it is beyond just weirdness

[@kodymcgrath7148]

​@@bestvideostherearesin has nothing to do with law. America was created to seperate church from state

[@bestvideosthereare]

@@kodymcgrath7148 sin has everything to do with law. Law merely exposes sin. People call things bad or evil when it is just sin. And ultimately separation of church and state really isn't good because a theocracy is more consistent

[@Tewthpaste]

*i like to impersonate being rich to hide the fact that im broke as hell.*

[@saminabibi2015]

Tewthpaste 😂😂

[@AegisZer]

- Every one hit wondering singer/rapper/actor.

[@madelinenunez1862]

I do to with my Mercedes lol

[@jcherrax]

I can tell me you even need a keyboard cant type right

[@gbalo241]

got to fake it to make it lol

[@randymarsh5088]

This is all wrong . He wasn’t impersonating a Marshall, he said his name was Fred Errol Marshall .

[@Rooftop-Ali-BR]

😂

[@rjskum688]

LMAO

[@Whoknows688]

Lmfao

[@Alphajay86]

Thumbs up just for ur name and profile pic😁

[@NewYorkBattleCat]

You got my like lol.

[@thediddymen1408]

Little did he know, the 3 arresting police officers are really mechanics from the car shop next door...……….

[@TheZafaroo]

hahaha that's a good one

[@ejnicks5644]

😂😂😂😂

[@annelynch7070]

Classic!!!!!!!!!

[@matthewhunt7952]

Lol

[@joshuabranson74]

And the prosecutor was the cashier at Best buy. This has to be in Kansas only people from Kansas act so incest Im from Washington D.C ive met people from all over the world and everyone of them agree Kansas is a shit whole state full of dowm syndrome

[@dwarfbunni]

the bald cop is an absolute legend, I appreciate his reaction and the reaction of all the real cops there

[@MrLeglamp]

Limo driver by day, Federal Marshal by night. He's John O'Grady Limousine Marshal, Thursdays at nine on SCTV.

[@Sir_Osis]

Gold

[@alkalineph9446]

😂

[@at0mix197]

"Making so many arrests he needs a limo to haul them in... "

[@falloutman1843]

You nailed it! Golden!

[@matthewhood8668]

I'm dead! 😂

[@spensermurphy4928]

This is gold. A shoplifting unlicensed limo driver impersonating a federal marshal.

[@circomnia9984]

What, you act like he did something wrong!! Look at what politicians do, and they never get into trouble?!? This is MURICA!!!

[@georgebenevides]

@@circomnia9984 Cops checking the car but cant find the handcuffs. US Marshall is wearing them.

[@georgebenevides]

@Snarick Klash I know what you mean, like telling the cop he was a US Marshal.

[@nophilter]

.... and also has a striking resemblance to St. Nick.

[@BillSW]

u forgot to say: a white man driving a black cadillac.

[@72jesvil]

I impersonated a cop many times. Never got caught. I changed my ways when my mom took the training wheels off my bike. Now I wear a mailman uniform and remember the glory days of fighting crime.

[@blacksheep9772]

The world is safer thanks to people like you. Thankyou for your service. 😁

[@justmeandthethree]

I feel safer.

[@bluetwinkiesaregood]

This comment is a 10/10 😂😂😂

[@Bijoubix]

Recycled comment

[@PO-si4ty]

😂😂😂

[@topwargear]

"No because I just stepped out of my house in this CHARACTER"

[@marthahere3636]

😂😂😂😂

[@masalamasand2259]

😅😅😅

[@connerallen642]

Imagine not being a federal marshal then actually stating to actual police officers that you are one. Takes a special kind

[@qua7771]

He thought they would dismiss him. Ain't happening.

[@Oliviaandtrina]

Bro he came back to the store right after shoplifting from them. It does not get any dumber than that. All of this could have been avoided if he even had a single brain cell. Could have walked away with an iPhone but now he's got a felony federal case 😅

[@ecksit7637]

imagine imaging imagination in imaginary images

[@ecksit7637]

@@sailyui only one could imagine

[@robertozambrano-mn7nk]

How can you have the balls to impersonate a marshall but not the brains to put on a phone case? Some people

[@numberone5680]

I thought the woman’s description was spot on: over six foot, skinny Santa Claus in a suit.

[@cntslesfabrication]

Bullseye

[@JWiLLfoReaL]

He looks about 6’6

[@cidguy]

Not so jolly though

[@YusuphYT]

Barbi; maybe? that’s Santa mate, don’t believe what your parents say! they’re lying.

[@GamingGems1]

@Paul Mallory and illegal to impersonate santa

[@velinix7915]

“It’s not a real weapon” “You’re carrying a fake weapon and you’re a federal marshal” THAT WAS HILARIOUS 😂😂

[@ice_wall_Occam]

he must've fallen for the old "desk pop" prank

[@AshersCoffee]

That's when they said "book him"

[@velinix7915]

@@AshersCoffee XDDD so truee

[@nicholaspark4165]

@@velinix7915 I like how that one officer's eyes grew very wide and he was like "Oh you're not?! Congratulations that's a federal offense!"

[@michaelmignone5869]

​@@ice_wall_Occama desk pop!? NO ITS NOT REAL!!!

[@archgirl]

He’s absolutely a federal marshal! He was working the iPhone case! Apparently it was too tough for him to crack, though.

[@anahill2366]

😂😂😂😂

[@mplslawnguy3389]

stop

[@henrywalsh]

Take my up vote, you glorious SOB.

[@mlac2009]

This comment deserves way more love

[@traviswalker4126]

Baaahahahahhaha nice

[@htoodoh1]

I would rather impersonate a fisherman and go fishing all day.

[@bdkrma911]

Htoo Doh I’m going to impersonate a golf pro for the next year.

[@mauvemouse9259]

@@bdkrma911 I'm thinking I'll impersonate Mark Zuckerberg

[@htoodoh1]

@@bdkrma911 I play golf clash everyday lol...

[@twowolveshighfiving]

😍😍😍

[@charlesmelonson1912]

Thank You

[@BrasspineappleProductions]

Best Buy does in fact have employees impersonating actual sales people.

[@chrisbriscoe7138]

Brasspineapple Productions 😂😂💀

[@bobbybotorola4723]

So whats your point jerkoff

[@BrasspineappleProductions]

@@bobbybotorola4723 Theres a customer in the computer department that needs your help Bobby boy.... I think your 15 minute break is over... Put down the cheetos... I think you should get off your lazy ass, and go help them before your fired.

[@Dan-el5oe]

@@bobbybotorola4723 so what's your point of being a jerkoff jerkoff

[@sueb2898]

LOL

[@slayer8actual]

"Are you a US Marshall?" "Depends." "Depends on what?" "No, I need some Depends. I just shit myself."

[@wallybooger1]

Slayer Mack that's hilarious

[@Jianju69]

rofl!

[@ernestohernandez3814]

Lmaoooooo

[@WillyD1]

Slayer Mack good one lmfao

[@WitheredWithout]

God damn it 😂

[@40below1000]

You stole an iPhone permanently locked to demo mode. Genius!

[@NoProHarrie]

It went well with hia fake gun and fake badge

[@SSRJPZ]

To be fair resetting a demo is actually unreasonably easy, just a factory reset will suffice and especially a demo as it wouldn’t have any prior accounts connected for security so it would just completely reset

[@qui-gonsgin8747]

You always can sell smartphones for parts

[@dragonfire1356]

​@@qui-gonsgin8747man tried impersonating a federal marshall he's too dumb to do that

[@gawd4582]

And went to get a case for it.

[@blaket5346]

I saw “Florida Man” and instantly knew this would be interesting.....

[@LilCuppyCup]

Yeah Florida is definitely looking crazier than California at this point.

[@Bigboro]

Definitely all the fuckers live in FL !

[@th3gps223]

No it isn’t... Maybe actually visit northern Florida and base your knowledge on the state on that instead of memes.

[@meowwwuh]

TH3GPS ehh, i visit orlando once every 2 ish years to see my cousins and shit gets pretty crazy pretty quick pretty often lol

[@thebest-cd5jw]

@@th3gps223 yeah Florida great been living here my 23 years moved to Florida when I was 20

[@ahzibania]

"He looks like a tall skinny Santa Claus" omg that description nailed it.

[@jasonsilva8581]

Nah he look like the kfc dude

[@xXxBoGGiesxXx]

@@jasonsilva8581 LMAOOOOOOOOOO omgggg hahaaa 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@omarel3648]

that girl is darn cute tho

[@FizzyCocoaMan]

@@omarel3648 so was he ❤❤

[@Maximus1879-]

Naw he looks like monopoly guy

[@chriswilloughby5295]

I just want the young kid to show up who impersonates a cop like , "what's going on here"

[@tonysnowtexas8906]

That's his grandfather

[@yukongoatslayer7383]

Haha

[@duellegend71]

Ahh a call back to a different video , it’s a shared universe and everyone of these are cannon 😂😂 let’s gather the fake cop avengers!

[@nlrenzo9432]

Chris Willoughby lmfao

[@zippitydoowopjoe]

Lol mic drop

[@williamcarl4200]

This one is terrifying. I hope his life was properly investigated and if there are missing people in his orbit.

[@guitar14]

3:47 - 4:23. The shortest U.S. Marshall career ever.

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

And crappy retirement benefits.

[@MichaelJ44]

“I’m a federal Marshall, I have a gun” *literally 15 seconds later* “I’m not a federal Marshall and that is a fake gun”

[@quickscopeoneeighty9158]

RIP in peace his career

[@homtardy1740]

He’s probably been a fake US Marshall his whole life

[@gfexc]

Shorter than Brenden Wysynsky´s Police career

[@anti-socialage7394]

Impersonating a Marshal is one thing, but he really messed up when he lied about being a limo driver.

[@mariocervantes6207]

🎅 santa was driving a Cadillac

[@StillLifeHomocide]

For real. That's an ultimate federal offence. I'm in shock he'd impersonate an elite fighting force of the United States limo services. Damn shame.

[@canucksfan7332]

He really messed up talking at all lol

[@mikesgoodmann9349]

He needed the extra income to supplement his federal benefits.

[@daniel_alan_music6583]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👊🏼

[@nschulz5698]

under interrogation he broke down and divulged the secret KFC recipe

[@TampaJohn]

Shit. I googled the extra crispy recipe. Turned out perfect.

[@chrissackett560]

He goes from wearing a mens warehouse suit to a prison suit

[@andrewjackson5295]

Why can't this get more likes lmfao

[@flaviethivierge4000]

This comment deserves more hype

[@donpatch9196]

Most under-rated comment of this video brother

[@shpooko]

what a strange man

[@williamference9221]

The instant I saw the words “Florida Man”, I clicked this video out of obligation.

[@codieneage3929]

William Ference me 2😂

[@sheevpalpatine7223]

Fun game to play when your bored: Type "Florida man" into google and go under news stories. Always some next level shit.

[@adcuz]

Florida Man is my favourite superhero

[@sheevpalpatine7223]

@Jimmy Zeng see what I mean? LMAO

[@xmarksthespotmarksmanship2730]

William Ference 😂😂😂😂

[@davidwebster7624]

“Officer...Officer... will please just call my boss Jeremy Dewitte.. He can vouch for me.. Officer can I please see your Sargent..”

[@arlenspecter8348]

Excuse me but Jeremy Dewitte is a state certified officer per Flordia statute!

[@CM-hr8ou]

david webster Listen here, SERGEANT! He's carrying around a fake badge and gun just for fun, SERGEANT! He's state certified to falsely identify as a federal agent, SERGEANT! Nothing wrong with that, SERGEANT! Have you ever seen The Bourne Idenity, SERGEANT!!!? Give him a pass, SERGEANT!!!!😂🤣

[@brysonmcginnis1663]

CM20001 XD

[@1sillylife]

Lmao good one!! 🤣

[@NasB102]

Jeremy Dewitte is gonna always be the bitt of every joke on his picture

[@kingzulufam3801]

Dude walked in there like I'm US Marshall I need these items don't ask me any questions lol

[@TonyGilbert1]

Technically they can only do that with cars

[@IONAPINKMOXIE]

Like he's fucking Jason Bourne or something

[@Full_monty]

@@TonyGilbert1 no they can't If u say anything about commandeering a vehicle in a police interview you will be rejected

[@juliosanchez7711]

Paul Laredo 😂Priceless👍🏻

[@sueb2898]

He's a FOOL with a capital F.

[@CW-xf1li]

4:35 Finally! I heard a cop say "book'em".

[@eugenesesmaiii3278]

You ever heard the phrase "dress for the job you want, not for the job you have"? Well....

[@jimmyscott6600]

Thats how it works

[@TampaJohn]

The man has some lofty goals at his age! Since I believe the cutoff age is 36. Unless they changed it.

[@mydemon]

Turns out its a felony sometimes

[@tws3184392233]

🤣🤭👍

[@dirtysouthbushcraftandmma9784]

But he's also dressed like a limo driver.

[@DMG118]

"Why are you carrying a fake gun?" "I'm a limo driver" His story checks out, he's free to go.

[@Rhinosaurfish]

It's an older code but it checks out..

[@brittaliperti3019]

Monopoly man goes straight to jail, does not pass go.

[@Spartan_767]

Oh he went, he got to GO to jail

[@rickmorales9867]

😂

[@electric7487]

Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go straight to Jail.

[@LuongVeee]

Britt Aliperti he didn’t pass but he did trespass.

[@keythdanielsen8316]

Does not collect $800 iPhone.

[@joemomma506]

I'd be checking his home for bodies. If he's impersonating a marshal he could have been taking people into "custody". Never know, dude might be a serial killer.

[@crystalandis2185]

Or he's taking their drugs,and guns

[@twowolveshighfiving]

its funny how hes banned from best buy for a year i think they said.

[@twowolveshighfiving]

he might be impersonating a serial killer/psychopath🤔

[@icebergslim8926]

Didn’t bundy and the golden state killer use a fake badge

[@RobinHood1969]

I was thinking he was scaring people into sexual favors ! Ugh

[@ninskdesign]

“I don’t want to be arrested for being an asshole”... For such an obtuse guy, that’s a surprising level of self-awareness lol!!

[@aminestoisthebesto806]

Ninsk Design he was just trying to downplay his offense. Ha

[@RJ67.]

@@ciaagentsextillerson3857 Are you a real CIA agent...think hard before you answer that question now !

[@bluedistortions]

There was no self awareness. He said seconds later that he had never done this before, it was his first time. The cop asked that specifically to test his supposed remorse and self awareness. There was none. He was just saying what he knew a person with a conscience should say when caught. He continued to downplay and deny from then on.

[@bishopanderson5864]

“Congratulations, that’s a felony.” Love that quote

[@eugenelim11]

Just when you thought that the mythical "Florida man" couldn't do anything to make you raise your eyebrows again, another "Florida man" gamely rises to the challenge. Bravo to "Florida men"

[@DarkbaseTTV]

Only thing I'm surprised by is that this didn't happen at Walmart

[@frostgamezz5499]

True.

[@crimsonhalo13]

Best Buy is a close second. Where I live, they deal with their fair share of crazies.

[@johnstucko2740]

Hahahaha!!

[@PanicTheManic11]

And I’m surprised you weren’t swallowed instead.

[@leelunk8235]

TRUST ME THIS HAPPENS AT WALMARTS TOO,,,HUMANS ARE IDIOTS

[@bluecomet1109]

Impersonator: "and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for them meddling best buy employees"

[@Robert08010]

Ruby ruby ruuuu Where are you??!?!?!

[@Lone_Furry008]

Scooby doo

[@cryptoaddict9410]

Legend says the following week he showed up as a Judge and let himself off on a technically.

[@rykehuss3435]

*technicality

[@Kruciate]

@@rykehuss3435 testicle*

[@Andytlp]

@@Kruciate let himself off on a technicality because no one could testifycles against him.

[@Kruciate]

@@Andytlp Testicely.

[@b.3940]

@@Kruciatedid he seriously impersonate a testicle? No way!.

[@champion100ful]

He’s a disgrace he’s deserves to do some serious time!!!

[@skynet0912]

C'mon, he wasn't impersonating a Marshal, he was impersonating a guy NAMED Marshal!

[@codiclimenhaga7234]

Slim shady

[@Aplumgirl]

@@codiclimenhaga7234 you stole my answer!!!!

[@pittfan0707]

What if his name was Aaron Federal Marshall? He's not lying when he says he's A Federal Marshall.

[@milescorporosus4058]

F. Edward Marschall. My friends call me Federwerrel, so I can see how you would _think_ I was saying "federal marshal."

[@woiowoiow190]

And he had the badge to prove it.

[@satixaxr4385]

I once impersonated an inmate for 5 years

[@benrosenberg3489]

Satixa XR was it fun?

[@hurithinkbefore1340]

And you got away with it?

[@satixaxr4385]

Huri Think before I was about to get away with it until they realized I wasn’t even a prisoner so They gave me 3 years for impersonating an inmate for 5 years

[@bohemoth1]

😂🤣💩💩

[@juliosanchez7711]

Satixa XR Did U Wear An Orange 🍊 Jumpsuit ? or Black & White Stripes ?

[@GregoryMcCarthy123]

“You’re a federal Marshall?” “No, I said I’m Freddy Rose, who works at Marshall’s”

[@wrongway6100]

lmao

[@elgrandosmokio7136]

xd

[@Barkley2010]

Greg McCarthy 😂

[@Ingloriouspodcast]

Hahahaa

[@designer-mama]

DEAD LOL

[@zachjonas6987]

46:07 lmfaooo the way all the cops immediately said no 🤣

[@dixiemay1996]

He's playin dual roles...cop n robber. Must have been an only child on the farm.

[@MrBdavis99]

Lmao

[@dominickmasonry3878]

🍻

[@garrylaughlin112]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@marcyc.3311]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😊😂😂

[@015beans]

He has ✨ range ✨

[@franzborow8667]

when impersonating a federal marshal isn't enough of a thrill, so you have to top it off by shoplifting a best buy.... :(

[@ogpk3]

@[REDACTED] 'Nøkk' [REDACTED] i prefer Walmart it’s easier to steal from

[@Aaron-kp6kp]

@[REDACTED] 'Nøkk' [REDACTED] My friends and I work at Walmart. We didn’t get paid enough to deal with bullshit. If someone is stealing, we are not stopping them. We just tell our supervisors.

[@afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285]

@@ogpk3 ?

[@heisenberg8346]

😂🤣

[@BlackInventorsShowcase]

@[REDACTED] “it do be my favorite store tho”? You should have paid more attention in English class 😅

[@DMG118]

Maybe he just said his name was Fred R.L. Marshall

[@dannyhillhouse454]

Next he will impersonate a real man.

[@gregorywilliams3742]

DMG118 - Now THAT was funny.

[@magiermexico]

Hahahahahaha

[@foreverforward1806]

Lmao underrated comment lmao

[@imnotmilton8591]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robintaylor485]

When there’s 10 minutes gone through the video it’s this good and they’re still another 20 minutes to go. You know it’s gonna get way better.

[@bottlerocket3218]

Cashier at Best Buy: "Sir, what are you doing here?" Federal Marshal: "I'm investigating your affordable prices."

[@FancyGeeks]

"This is the time to be honest" False. It's the time to remain silent. That includes telling cops you're a federal marshall.

[@callumtait6663]

cops will try to get as much information out of you as they can. if you're not careful you'll incriminate yourself.

[@PaddyAztec]

I plea the fifth

[@user-hd8ej8yx9p]

@@callumtait6663 well, if you're committing felonies you may not be smart enough not to incriminate yourself

[@callumtait6663]

@@user-hd8ej8yx9p yep lol

[@NotDecided420]

In the US, you have the constitution. In the UK, we have nothing!!! We can't even plead the 5th anymore, because by doing so, that implies that you're guilty! It really is a shit-show here.

[@nickv4073]

"You want to arrest real criminals? Go after the Geek Squad employees."

[@TheOopsEdaisy]

😂

[@tontshavers630]

Always though it was the Greek Squad...because they always F**K customers in the A$$ by ripping them off with prices on repairs!

[@connoisseuroftigolbitts]

People still call geek squad?

[@alexstone2010]

He looks incredibly like a hilarious comedian from the 70's JUST KZbin Foster Brooks Roast Dean Martin Funniest Foster Brooks bit on Dean Martin Roast of Don Rickles

[@ElearningDigest]

Or point them towards Apple HQ.

[@Stuff_And_Things]

"Federal Marshall! I'm commandeering all of your electronic equipment!" LOL

[@theguy81642]

Who the hell pretends to be a fed?? Honestly being a limo driver is way more impressive.

[@AlahuSnackbar]

:) valid point. He probably never got a chance to act it out when he was a toddler so it comes out now inevitably.

[@MrBlack31695]

Exactly, who the hell wants to be pretend to be a fed. Like hasn’t he thought it through when other fed shows up at the scene what he was gonna do?! I prefer to be a limo driver any day over being a fed or police.

[@Variety_Pack]

Actually, Marshals are badasses. They get personally appointed by the president after they've been nominated by their senator. There are only 91 positions in the US and there is a mandatory retirement at age 56 (obviously not this guy lol). They have to pass fairly rigorous physical exercises each year, as well as a stringent weapon accuracy test. Their job is to find and detain the most dangerous criminals. They're basically like regular detectives but with the hardest, most dangerous arrests in the country.

[@theguy81642]

@@Variety_Pack After serving 20 years between active duty and reserves it's the last job I would choose.

[@srich-nh3zb]

The ARK I think maybe he can be a person human trafficking or he could be using it to beat traffic as a limo driver or just a disguise to-steal from stores / it’s weird either way especially with all this kidnapping going on

[@Thepirireis]

I am important! I am a US Marshal......wait!!! It was a joke!!! Don’t put me in jail!!!😂🤣😂🤣

[@MommyKhaos]

@Blunt Bandit 509 "Suits"

[@tientrinh943]

I know right. What if you have a KZbin prank channel? They pretend they are cops all the time

[@jasonbourne1596]

@@tientrinh943 So do actors.

[@ReeseL4D]

He said he is a "Federal Marshal" not a "US Federal Marshall" He could be a federal marshal for the glorious nation of Kazakstan.

[@williardpienus8014]

@Blunt Bandit 509 joke is on anyone who doesn't read the news. He's a real Marshall, but not IRISH. Many of those cops have been indicted on human trafficking offenses, many starting at the county jail. Read up before you just believe the fake news

[@danielcazares9167]

Plot Twist: The store they're at is actually a Marshall's pretending to be Best Buy

[@therealtampadude9175]

Double Plot Twist: He stole that suit from Marshall's.

[@Whobilation]

It would seem the other people that commented on here are just as sad and lonely as you are. 😂

[@smokeybiscuits]

This comment is freakin brilliant. Good for you Sir

[@ames1714]

I love you all

[@jerryhazeltine9849]

His actual assignment is to get arrested and do under cover investigation in the jail 😂😂😂!!

[@geneland]

"I don't often impersonate a U.S. Marshall, but when I do I get my ass thrown in jail!"

[@AccendoWorld]

geneland Classic 😂

[@Oddfellow215Gaming]

Lol

[@christmasebes8098]

Stay thirsty my friends

[@thedevil9742]

This was so funny 😂

[@geneland]

@@AccendoWorld Thank you, my friend.

[@mrgoodwelder7119]

Call my son Jeremy DeWitt he will straighten this whole mess up

[@hikfrd5424]

mr good welder 😂😂

[@robertjr263]

TRUTH HAAHAHAHAHAHA

Na he don't need his son call his grandson Brandon 🙄

[@JohnDoe-fx9eb]

"My grandson is Charlie Zelenoff is a famous boxer. Have you heard of him"?

[@kelmscot21237]

mr good welder LOL😂😂😂

[@markvidpa]

“Who is your supervisor?” “Tommie Lee Jones...”

[@setad1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BacktothefutureBoxing]

Lmao

[@mauricephipps4533]

Hilarious comment🤣🤣

[@BullishArms]

🤣🤣🤣 ok I think I’m done falling down this cop impersonating rabbit hole...this comment is gold

[@ikediamond]

Nice!

[@chillmonkey6782]

His IQ temporarily dropped from whatever it was before, to 35 when he told them he was a marshall

[@brockfilmzinc1]

"What are you?" "I'm a federal marshal." "So you're a federal marshal?" "No."

[@Pv488]

The Imperial Engineer prime example of yes but no

[@brockfilmzinc1]

@@Pv488 The official "And you're a federal marshal?" *Well yes but actually no*

[@777superlightwater]

The Imperial Engineer HAHAAH

[@user-qm7bp4ul5t]

Cant upvote ur comment, stupid bug

[@thiesenf]

"What are you?" "I am a marshmallow marshalling Martian"

[@commentator245]

You know you're getting a good one when the title starts with Florida Man.

[@Julie-ji3nj]

That made me laugh so hard my ribs started hurting! 😭😂😵

[@prettybabyface7313]

Absolutely true 😅

[@ابراهيم_محمد_الازهر]

Delaware is pretty close

[@amelliamendel2227]

I heard tale it'll be Georgia man soon

[@leticiaarbore2979]

🤣 that’s mean…

[@hebneh]

"I'm a law enforcement officer...I'm not a law enforcement officer." "I have a weapon...I don't have a weapon." "I'm a federal marshal...I'm not a federal marshal."

[@etykespeer2230]

wHaT dO yOu MeAn

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Schrödinger's Marshall

[@TomJakobW]

What a ride!

[@pbee.njayay444]

@@BaronVonQuiply LMFAO

[@alexanderfoster5497]

The guy just gaslighted himself. 🤣

[@kcrob1977]

This is embarrassing, good lord he is to old to be playing this type of game.

[@RobbieTheTerminator]

He a undercover U.S Marshall going undercover as a limo driver and they just blew his cover... great going cops the bad guys got away

[@uzi2k283]

lol

[@clapyourhandsnotcheeks]

You cut out your boyfriend/husband from picture? What are you hiding fam

[@uzi2k283]

@@clapyourhandsnotcheeks Well she wants to show that it is her KZbin account. Not her husbands

[@clapyourhandsnotcheeks]

@@uzi2k283 and how would you know that my friend, we are going off of purely speculation. What if "she" is the husband and we are making falsehoods off of preassembled fabrications.

[@uzi2k283]

@@clapyourhandsnotcheeks I think you are right.

[@northernzeus768]

It’s a sad day when the Best Buy employees are able to sniff out a under cover Federal Marshal.

[@AndyfBaby319]

Best Buy employees deal with people all the time, no surprise at all.

[@h91rex100]

What? I thought the issue was the man impersonating a marshal was caught taking the display iphone? Not much detective work involved there.

[@AndyfBaby319]

@@h91rex100 that’s why saying “it’s a sad day...” is a little over dramatic.

[@northernzeus768]

@@h91rex100 sarcasm

[@whyisblue923taken]

They were messing with him. They knew he stole things before and kept returning to the store. They didn't do anything good or smart.

[@robertdaugherty6082]

Damn he’s not even a limo driver!! He’s a regular driver with a suspended license!

[@gretzkysyotes]

Are you a Federal Marshal? "Yes" Are you a Federal Marshal" No. I'm a limo driver" LMFAO

[@guccimein4496]

This dude watches way too many movies

[@justanotherday3969]

Before ever being caught, can you just imagine how much of an arrogant SOB he must have been acting like?

[@thevallancecrew4876]

YESSSSS!!!!!

[@rauldempaire5330]

YES, he once tried to pass as Florida's State Attorney!....

[@giuseppenero110]

And to return to the place he stole from....that deserves more jail time

[@RebelGaming4U]

@@giuseppenero110 you can get badges made ans can even buy shirts from different places that have sheriff, police and security and all that. He didn't steal the badge Im sure.

[@RebelGaming4U]

How do you know he was arrogant at all? He could have been one of the most nicest people just trying to get his name out there. Dont assume because someone is impersonating an officer is automatically gonna be arrogant.

[@WackoFromWaco96]

Obviously he’s undercover and these guys totally blew his cover... smh

[@unapologetic3674]

😂😂

[@DDXTREME151]

His boss is Jeremy Dewette

[@ricardolemus1967]

Michael Key your right it came out on the news later that this Best Buy was a cover up and they were money laundering and the cops were in on it 😂

[@m57.ruslan]

😂

[@riannamajzoub5241]

@@ricardolemus1967 Now I wanna see where I can find this story. This for real?

[@Aye_Nyne]

Santa, who has been on Slim Fast and Jenny Craig, was disguised as a federal marshal while stocking up on holiday gifts. He couldn't meet the demands for new phones at his factory with the chip shortage and all, so he had to grab some from Best Buy. I don't see why the cops won't let him go. Way to ruin Christmas

[@michaelhankins9095]

"Congratulations that's a felony" best line ever

[@Mrmr-nw4eu]

Yeah but that was a wobbler in reality.

[@michaelhankins9095]

@@Mrmr-nw4eu yup

[@whiteknight6432]

It would be if it were actually a felony. But it's a misdemeanor.

[@Striker-bz8hf]

Timestamp?

[@OShea951]

@@Striker-bz8hf watch at 4:20 - 4:35

[@user-MRG1130]

He’s really screwing up his future big time, with a felony on his record he won’t be able to get in University!

[@Yoboygojoishere]

😂😂😂😂 I know right.. with a real long life ahead of him lol

[@dankseth452]

UNEDITED ASMR CLEANING LOVE lmao exactly what I was thinking the dudes like 60 lol

[@azentic]

Gavin1130 he’s from the future, born in 2056

[@damienhollester1006]

Gavin1130: yea, they'll be forced to retire him at $3,500 a month-lol.

[@justafellowbrother7263]

@@markmnorcal oh no 😂😂😂

[@gagetucker2471]

"I'm a U.S. Marshall" You're a U.S. Marshall? "No."

[@AlahuSnackbar]

that's the best part lol

[@danielallman6616]

😃

[@hockeymaskbob2942]

They used their toughest interrogation techniques, but the got him to crack.

[@cosmicdarkmatter1128]

@@hockeymaskbob2942 they barely interrogated the guy... Only "who are you?" guy: "Federal Marshall" cops: "You're a US Marshall?" guy: "No."

[@gagetucker2471]

@@cosmicdarkmatter1128 that's the toughest interrogation I've ever seen in my life

[@C414AC]

Oh my lawd…..the embarrassment I would feel of not only pretending to be LEO but also being caught in Best Buy 😂

[@greenmangreg6915]

Guy: “So that’s me, done for the day?” Officer: “That’s you done for a couple of days.” 😂

[@psbirdwell]

Greenman Greg; I noticed a certain inflection in his voice that seem to indicate a vocation.

[@elcompaish2141]

Hahahaha

[@shaunmeyer420h]

11:30

[@wkdravenna]

I'm still amused that you carry a fake gun. Lol lmao he's like role playing air soft and they aren't!

[@jwilson2119]

That how you shot for real tho, lol

[@muskokamike127]

In Canada, owning or carrying a fake or replica hand gun is illegal and since it falls under restricted weapons it is a serious crime. (which is kind of a pisser since I'd love to have a colt navy but no way in hell can I afford a real one).

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

You'd think a limo driver would carry a real gun

[@shyarusu7755]

That's not even a situation where being a marshall would benefit you, he was in a fucking best buy lmao

[@evergreen3623]

@@pullingthestrings5233 a federal agent would have a limitless credit card lol

[@stephenmcmonagle6946]

@@pullingthestrings5233 he would have to show up with the serial numbers of a refurbished laptop if hes "collecting" evidence otherwise hes just asking for a random laptop genius.

[@a.whyattmann5057]

@@pullingthestrings5233 spill the beans madman

[@JMjayesim]

The fact that the city police was there already showed he was a fake. If a real US Marshall was a suspect of a crime, he/she would be investigated by the FBI.

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

The _real_ ballsy play is to have an associate with you who "plays" shoplifter, while you play undercover.. lifter takes whatever it is you want, as much as you want. When they go to walk out, *you* "bust" your pal, get the security and the manager involved, _"I'm officer so and so, following this guy etc etc"_ - take the "shoplifter" and "evidence" to the office, go through the whole act. Give the store phoney paperwork, put the cuffs on, take your associate and the evidence to your car and see ya laterrr 👋

[@augustvukosovich4683]

That's crazy. He looks like a sweet old man, but he's insane.

[@muddyduck64]

" I commend you on your suit and your appearance " " Does this mean I can go? " " No "

[@Blakk538]

He meant his name is Marshal and he’s from the U.S

[@andreyilkevich]

That's what i would have said

[@arandomsubscriber5566]

Lol

[@Daimah]

Nah, his last name is Marshal. His first name is Federal.

[@daddyfartlegs6033]

Ohhhh! Damn it’s all just a big misunderstanding poor skinny Santa

[@daveruble6455]

Tyrone Harris 😂😂