Rebranded Mickey Mouse

[@khartoumist1031]

My father served in the Panera Bread Tactical Air Command (PBTAC). He lost his legs, but he still stands for the flag at every sporting event.

[@chrisbanister8192]

He’s got some strong leg stumps on him, what a brave Panerican hero!

[@Drawson663]

@@chrisbanister8192 Panerican💀💀

[@4ktrash4lyf]

Diabetes is a nightmare of illness. Thank God insulin prices🎉

[@FunkyAve69]

Thank him for service

[@aspicboat]

PBTAC is my favourite place in the USMCU

[@ugh5183]

i made someone sit down and watch this and they didnt find it funny and it was very painful for me.

[@aegisfate117]

You should have made them watch 103 fever. What the hell dude

[@ugh5183]

this was before 103 fever came out. you think that one is a better intro? @@aegisfate117

[@ugh5183]

@Ei-mx1we i learned the hard way

[@GeminautVA]

I still can't show my friends connor o malley, they have to stumble upon him themselves.

[@reggie8370]

Impossible. This and tim heideckers on cinema at the cinema is for people who walk that path

[@necromanswers]

Conner is a tortured genius

[@Sokommichklar]

So is Mickey Mouse.

[@lindboknifeandtool]

Have you seen his vines? It’s how I found him. He just screams at people on the street of a city. It’s mind melting funny if you watch it in chronological order

[@noahsabadish3812]

@@lindboknifeandtool ​ ​ Have you seen my mom? it’s how I was made. She just scream at me in a house in the suburb. It’s face meltingly sad if you think about it in chronological order

[@TreeFiddehSeven]

Suffering brings you closer to God.

[@vodkaboy]

@@lindboknifeandtool it's called direct action

[@GazongasUniversity]

United States military cinematic universe is a phrase I will now use in my day to day life

[@mediumsyllables]

I’m literally never mentally prepared for these. I love it.

[@dogchaser520]

Best part is that it starts a bit slow and you're wondering how he's going to make this funny, and, "Oh, has Conner finally fallen off?" ... And then we're spun a tale of global scale. All from the dreams of one dreamer/twisted psychopath.

[@jaaaaaked]

I choked half to death at 10 different points throughout the short film. Truly content.

[@whatswiththisnewhandlesthing]

I've had this in my watch later list ever since it's uploaded and every time I'm going through I think "I don't think I'm ready". Finally about to just pull the trigger on it.

[@Ryan-so4xl]

this is the only thing im mentally prepared for

[@athelstaneofconingsburgh]

Connor has 1920s Boston dock worker genetics

[@JHorse508]

This is spot on

[@TheThingsIHave]

This is why I come to KZbin, to get the real news. Thank you Connor for keeping us simple citizens informed.

[@vera02]

Illuminate the illusion of the illumination illuminated illuminati

[@tindahouse9051]

4:54 the idea of him accepting the first coke, then asking for 4 more is hilarious.

[@keard558]

He is addicted to cola #vanlife feces rig

[@Squurdnack]

I watched the opening scene and then clicked on this comment and the change from him crawling around in black and white to him sitting in a police station with 5 cokes in front of him has me in tears

[@lumburgapalooza]

I lost it when the LAPD detective jumped onboard with his idea.

[@ochrence]

absolutely no one else in the game mixing biting anti-consumerist satire and PCP fever dream nonsense this well - bravo as always Conner. snorted at the Hudson Yards callback

[@colinwritesthings7445]

This is a better encapsulation of American culture than you will find almost anywhere.

[@richardbeater8915]

You’re gay

[@michaelflynn6952]

"guilty of having weird ideas, and murder" this man is a comedic leader

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

Manslaughter.

[@sildinis]

Those traps are perfectly designed to capture Mickey-human hybrids.

[@backwood1277]

Perfectly captures the zeitgeist of the modern age.

[@ivydinosaur]

"Instead of human having sex, it's either mouse or duck or goofy" Mouse, duck, goofy is my new rock paper scissor.

[@spotthespy]

The interrogation room scene is pure gold.

[@DCGMatthew1]

I always expect these videos to get weird, but it's never failed to get funnier and weirder than I expected.

[@MH-oh1xs]

I never expected it to end in global nuclear war.... local nuclear war maybe, but never this

[@ToxikBox]

This is pure proof that live action found footage is not just still alive and thriving but that found footage comedy is a viable and unexplored subgenre filled with potential. and that Mickey mouse should be rebranded for the new generations

[@christie2227]

"I got it. It's darker, like Euphoria."

[@myhatmygandhi6217]

A reference that will have gone over the heads of 90% of people watching this video.

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

​@@myhatmygandhi6217 It's also funny because of who said it.

[@StarmenRock]

"If you believe in your pitch, you're gonna confess."

[@VGhlIHN1biBpbiB0aGUgbW9ybmluZw]

the 5 dr peppers on the table during the interrogation killed me

[@DCGMatthew1]

It has felt like an eternity. I'm gonna count this as a late birthday present. Thanks Conner.

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

Early birthday present for me.

[@managaming01]

March 16 for me so same 😂😂

[@IndustrialFan666]

Shit my birthday is right around the corner

[@Qwerm]

Happy late birthday!

[@BicycleFunk]

Me too because yesterday was a wash. Happy bday

[@rigbogrambler9171]

The fact this is the first video we have of Connor in police custody is just a testament to his evasion skills as a rebranded Mickey Mouse

[@Lu_Cidtrip]

it's actually incredible how sophisticated this video is, this took a lot of work, props to you and your team Conner

[@urmumsbaps]

im an expert on mouse costumes, i can tell that the mouse costume here is extremely high end gear, your looking at at least 20k for that

[@XenomorphLV426]

Thank you, Raytheon

[@bobroberts2217]

When is the Endorphinport Skin coming out? You guys know?

[@bennybrewer99]

​@@urmumsbaps 20k? Are you forgetting a zero? Because they clearly broke the bank on this one, that's at least 250k. Can someone check this guys mouse costume credentials?

[@fingmoron]

​@@bennybrewer99 for real that's some pawn stars valuation. I'm assuming my guy wants to muddy the waters on the valuation so he can pick up this serious bit of kit for cheap.

[@pineapplebaron2308]

A staggering amount of effort by a lot of people had to have gone into this. Well done everyone.

[@zildjiandrummer1]

All of this was packed into 10 minutes. I'm so blown away by this whole vision and production for just a 10 minute youtube video. Mick Mouse is truly a hero of our time.

[@lindarolf1]

Just imagine the director's cut! Whoa!

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

It’s unironically inspiring

[@beardyman]

This is the best video on the internet

[@samlibutti]

Holy fuck the quality of this and how it just kept escalating and escalating was truly incredible. Conner needs his own tv show asap

[@noahsabadish3812]

he probably cant execute his vision under a network

[@MrNinjaone1]

@@noahsabadish3812 this video is all about how truth tellers like connar gets pre cancelled by network millionaires who work for mickey mouse type of billionaires who ruin nations

[@ethanbielby8125]

The guy who yells "my credit score is too low, I can't see my children" is the same guy who picks Connor up in the Antifa took over my local Burger King video lmao

[@LetsReadPodcast]

O'Malley has the most jacked calves I've ever seen

[@wesdonovan821]

His body doesn't make sense. He looks like he was assembled in a lab from a few different people.

[@kingamity1985]

Why do you message underage girls, Joel

[@runningman55]

​@@kingamity1985yo what

[@dongliker]

And deltoids did you see em bulging through his suit? Gd!

[@JDA-zg9ug]

He's got those Manny Pacquiao Calves!

[@DuchaneBros]

Every time you upload a video it pushes the boundaries of what I thought possible in both comedy and internet content. This was another masterpiece.

[@ryanoc4u]

There are more ideas in this 10 minute video than entire runs of tv shows. You are one of the best to ever do it, truly.

[@madtitanbathos]

"Guilty of having weird ideas. And murder."

[@adam_della]

honestly the most accurate portrayal of what the next century is going to look and feel like.

[@ShermanWilliams-ri4fy]

6:09 i love how this note was written on graph paper

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Imagine being out and seeing Conner in his rebranded Mickey get up. It would be a true blessing.

[@CartoonishVillainy]

That would be so fucking trippy lol

[@lindarolf1]

I wonder if he could sneak into Disneyland to expose it's malignant underbelly.

[@TheReidman22]

As a member of now disbanded Subway Fresh Fit Mechanized Battalion, I salute you, sir!

[@amenmane]

this is genuinely one of the funniest videos I've seen on this platform in a long long time. Great work buddy.

[@EricT01]

Whenever I'm stressed or going through something bad, I think about Connor in his Mickey Mouse costume singing "Life is a highway." It gives me strength as I realize how everything is pointless.

[@IfYouInsist]

Hell yeah brother

[@RMG06505]

This is a great commentary on the deconstructions of our favorite childhood characters, AND how good Walgreens Defense Force is at catching stuff like this.

[@bagingo]

Genuinely some of the best satire of current culture in the US I’ve ever seen

[@jesslovesrammstein]

The production value on this unhinged piece of artwork is absolutely outstanding

[@d00dl3SEd]

This film changed my life.

[@brandontinklenberg4584]

Loved seeing Rob Ford chilling with Mickey. Thank you king.

[@BobPagani]

That's the most work and technology I've ever seen put into an absurdist concept. Nice work, Conner.

[@dylanlee32]

Imagine going out for a nice walk and just running into this lmao

[@j.g.dangerfield3999]

don't threaten me with a good time!

[@brianyobbz497]

Ghosts and goblins are scared of him if they happen to be haunting the area

[@Drawson663]

At 2:18, I was imaging what it would be like to have seen that running down the sidewalk as I drove home from work. No one would believe me😂

[@XenomorphLV426]

I'd be beautiful

[@jkelsey555]

Nobody who ran into this ever saw daylight again

[@pompommerman9830]

This is like my third time watching this. It’s one of the best pieces of artwork of our time.

[@doxskew2221]

Seeing goofy's arc of getting over porn addiction and accepting his adhd was extremely emotional. It reminded me of myself

[@justinlinville3]

Who's coming to this after Mickey Mouse has entered the public domain lol

[@ElonsDiamondMine]

My father served at the Battle of Quizno's. Thank you for this.

[@dietwaffles5907]

Man... Security camera angle shots, the CG, the police, I love the effort and quality. Very well done, I love the new Mickey

[@01narrator]

Better than any TV show to come out in years. Seriously get this man a team and a budget. The world will never be the same.

[@cliffgoodbye]

he's too powerful for tv

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

After watching this and being blown away with the production value I couldn’t help but think it’s some sort of rejected pilot but I prefer to imagine it’s a passion project he spent his life savings on

[@princessgarfi3ld]

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 Oh man epic homemade pvc faeces rig BLEW MY MIND with prod value

[@LaLogic2]

@@princessgarfi3ld pvc feces rig changed my life

[@lmpnchi9416]

My guess, he enjoys writing for others, and earns the coin that allows him to do stuff like this. It's a solid career.

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

I heard that Connor did an interview for a local christian radio station in Kentucky and he said that he prepared for this role by sleeping in many burrows (organic and man made) for 6-8 months. Pretty cool.

[@Dazen101]

This video is wild and honestly a genius work of absurdist art.

[@brunoarres1187]

Conner is one of the best content creators on this site and it isn’t even close. May he lead us to digital transcendence in the endorphin port.

[@Dandaman999999]

I’m seeing this man live next month. I’m excited and a little scared…

[@96toyotacamry99]

I went and saw him a month ago. Best live comedy I’ve been to since Eric Andre. The man is absolutely electric, and perhaps a bit insane. 10/10

[@TheSethLarz]

Yeah can confirm, probably one the funniest stand-up shows I have ever been to.

[@KielbasaHolmes]

Saw him a month and a half ago. His tour bus is the pvc feces rig

[@Bob-kt6bi]

im seeing him prerecorded next month too, can't freaking wait

[@Straight90s]

@@KielbasaHolmes whatever happened to that pvc feces video??? I was lucky enough to see it in time then the next day it was gone

[@fenceyhen4249]

This is some of the greatest art I've ever seen

[@twinsinthecorner]

Really glad to see Disney turning over a new leaf and Supporting our Troops! Whether they're Panera Bread Tactical Squads or the Walgreens Special Forces, these brave men and women work tirelessly - both domestically and abread - to ensure that we have unlimited bread bowls and endless soup options, as well as a wide variety of tactical, cosmetic products!!! I'll rest easy tonight knowing I have the freedom to enjoy a soup and sandwich combo from the safety of my Buick Enclave! God Bless You Mickey!

[@agewithoutdecay]

the house break in scene is like from a clockwork orange

[@theunionargus2589]

This was exactly what I needed. Thanks Connor. ❤

[@reagenbrooks]

You could write a 50 page essay on all the different levels of irony and humor displayed in this video. It still wouldn't be nearly enough to capture what we just witnessed.

[@catfishstevens8173]

I honestly dont know how this doesn't have over a million views

[@lukejones7366]

Watch twice

[@martyrmayne]

The stutter step he does at 2:28 when almost getting hit by the car fucking kills me

[@HardBloodNelza]

This is very very high quality and effort content. This and really all of these videos need way more views.

[@BestFriendsGang]

Fierce dedication to redefining a beloved character. Thank you for your service and RIP

[@antsweaters]

had to watch this masterpiece again

[@Bayarearat]

I need Paul Verhoeven to see this

[@_Itchy_Bones_]

This may just be the best video on KZbin

[@qpqqppqqqpppqqqqppppqqqqqppppp]

this is probably the best video ever made

[@jacklfitz]

Watching this full volume no headphones in the parking lot of the olive garden

[@Sarajevo_1999]

This is the best KZbin film I’ve ever seen

[@XxxKefkaxxX]

Only Connor can produce in me a feeling of open laughter and existential dread, truly Sublime, like XHamster Proust talks about

[@AllianceOG]

I'm almost 28 years old and this is the greatest video I have ever stumbled upon

[@thehashpuppy]

Leaving a comment to support this channel! Great stuff! 😂 and great work!

[@TerrorTerros]

"The us military cinematic universe"😂

[@dumb_as_rocks]

feel like david foster wallace would have appreciated this

[@CodyFancyPants]

"Because I used the computer at Best Buy to find you!" 😂😂😂

[@miepmaster25]

You are one of the funniest men alive. I keep going back and watching your video about Bill and the bike talkshow, I watch the whole thing every time.

[@mattburke755]

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Metal Gear Solid.

[@noahsabadish3812]

tactical mickionage mouction

[@tylerlyons4943]

Jesus where has this man been my whole life? I’m about to go down this rabbit hole

[@sammyhi123]

One of my favorite Connor O'Malley sketches of all time.

[@chimpmaster]

I didn't know I needed this new rebranded version of Mickey Mouse, but I do

[@dildswagginz3408]

ive watched this so many times its so good why dont my friends understand how good it is lmao they think im so fkn weird

[@simonamorim8178]

Lmao at the 5 cans of soda in the interrogation scene

[@mummynapkin.]

okay this dude is already a classical king for this. we need more of conner this has novelty and hilarity to it's soo good

[@jimywho1original]

A candlelight vigil at the NHL store 😂

[@ellagrace7029]

Conner never fails to make me laugh. This is an actual work of art and I will print a frame by frame to be the new wallpaper in my room. Great stuff.

[@minorlylabial]

how is every video so wildly different but still encapsulates an incredibly on the nose read of american culture and attitudes. nobody has their finger on the pulse of the zeitgeist like he does.

[@FlaskoMan]

This one is so god damn good thank you

[@Bob-kt6bi]

production value was insane on this one

[@bigblargh]

Absolutely incredible video considering the amount of moving parts. Just amazing. Thank you Conner!

[@leddmask]

I cannot express how much I appreciate Conner. Dude really caters to my fucked sense of humor. So brave of someone to finally shine a light on the imminent Disney Wars.

[@ActuallyDarcy]

These videos are exactly how my head feels 24/7

[@alextomahawk139]

This should be a show on discovery+

[@TheHoundisdead]

Took me 3 rewatches to figure out that was actually Conner. The character walk was so mesmerizing I didn't even notice

[@WayTooAndrew]

Connor is a true comedic genius of our time, I'm glad President GI Joe Biden recognizes that

[@nickbooze9766]

It's like getting traumatic brain injury while reading Capitalist Realism.

[@alejandroordonez5447]

I have no words to describe my gratitude towards you.

[@carstenpfundt]

THE OG FOOTAGE IS OFFICIALLY ONE YEAR OLD TODAY THANK YOU WALGREENS DEFENSE FORCE

[@fidel1o]

SNL should hire you as head writer

[@JamesTheAxeThrower]

I love this channel man please never stop randomly uploading every year / few months it always breaks me out of whatever bad mood I’m in.