Recess Football be like

[@LeafInFlames]

3M views! Lets go Xycotic!

[@seeminglynoob]

4.2M WW

[@SpikeOnHikeismyXbox]

4.3M W

[@bobbobbinson1841]

fucking click bait. fuck this channel

[@HeckYouEpically]

1M W

[@SpikeOnHikeismyXbox]

4.5M W

[@braydenbrewer2122]

"KICKS A MAN" still so funny

[@Xycotic]

Ik

[@Stzvey]

😂

[@LastoftheHood]

"Hurdl-KICKS A MAN"

[@Chxmpz]

Sounded like WWE

[@54tomcat]

Yes, that commentary tho...😂

[@tomasmackenzie5866]

The fast kid always had no hands too lol. Was snapping ankles all recess and still only had like 20 yards with 10+ drops lol

[@onthaticeburgess109]

Tomas L

[@woah.one89]

not true..i was the fastest and had hands. try again.

[@ronaldomendoza7578]

^ Found Mr.Butterfingers

[@rs-vl2im]

I was the fastest kid and I dropped everything :(

[@woah.one89]

@@ronaldomendoza7578 riiight..cuz i totally have a reason to lie to random strangers on a youtube comment section.

[@sl_ame]

Nah but for real if the teacher blows the whistle those 2 kids always be like last play last play then the kid doesn't catch it they be like "one more one more" then they be doing it like 5 times just for a TD

[@Tacorover]

So true

[@ashleygutierrez6348]

ok like do you go to my school cause that happens every time lol!

[@Highonvictory21]

So true

[@kurtkolb7061]

Tower defense?

[@harperusyt420]

them 1 on 1s were liiiiiiiiit

[@jimc.goodfellas]

The AB kicking the punter thing is probably the funniest damn thing that's ever happened in the NFL in my lifetime

[@jimc.goodfellas]

Great video man/woman.....the algorithm gods are smiling on you

[@lizzix5756]

fr tho

[@-pancakes7205]

him doing that made me lose my fantasy football game that week lol

[@dantedavis9449]

AB alone is the funniest thing that’s ever happened in the NFL in my lifetime

[@RainmakerXBooty]

"kicks a man" was such a fire call lol

[@sirbillypetteway8609]

"When the teacher blows the whistle" Alright everybody, Last play, last play!!!!! Good Memories.

[@DarthFattest]

Imagine your school not banning football because some random kid tried to steal the football, got tackled and proceeding to tell the teachers he was targeted 💀

[@DarthFattest]

@kkkkkkjhgfdsa Smh 🤦

[@kelanf240]

one time the whole group of people playing got in a fight and nothing happened only like one kid got in trouble

[@xyzynx3190]

Literally same thing happened at our school

[@jordanrodriguez1598]

That happened to mine school

[@stevenhamann4344]

in mine they banned it cause some guys mom didnt like it lmao

[@dpal35]

Not to mention that the quarteback is always the stud baseball player that can throw like 80mph

[@danielcoronado6483]

Not always

[@nonamesinenomine]

Ayo "stud"

[@bnu2985]

either they had a cannon when it was cold as hell outside and would always jam your fingers, or they had no arm and never got the ball halfway across the playground

[@angiecastelucci8804]

fax

[@davideanes3425]

Ha! True. My Qb then is in the mlb now

[@ragoonsgg589]

When the teacher blows the whistle.....I'm 32 and that shit still hits home lmao

[@jordanflores5687]

When we were kings

[@kidkique]

Your Heyday was when you were in eighth grade? 🤣🤣​@@jordanflores5687

[@vgamepuppy1]

“HURDLES, KICKS A MAN” gets me every fuccin time

[@julieb3832]

Also kid who randomly throws it up and someone catches it and everyone thinks he’s good

[@jimmybutler234]

What you just sound salty cause there is somebody you don’t like who is good at qb

[@jimmybutler234]

@@Sketchy.Prodzz ohhhh

[@FireHitsYT]

Or they say it was just luck and he’s actually good

[@thecaptain9212]

but then they do it multiple times and you just know they are goood

[@gabrielarriens]

@@jimmybutler234 no my get in

[@dugroz]

As a former lower-level football official, I can confirm "the 8th grader" is 100% accurate.

[@Andrew-ly6yf]

You know shit was about to get real when the fast kid took his shoes off

[@Xycotic]

Fr

[@iweigh34stone]

its just so much more grip that way lol. im not fast until the shoes come off or i wear boots

[@coreyroberts47]

@@iweigh34stonethey called me slave feet lol

[@kylewilliamson860]

Wow, y’all truly have no clue how just reading the comments took me back to my glory days!!! So to give a bit of a back story, I attended a private Christian School. And every day after lunch for recess, all the elementary boys go out this vacant parking lot & play 2 hand touch! And of course we played so long that we knew which guy/s could catch, juke, & who was just down right fast!!! And by the time middle school was wrapping up I had gotten to be fairly decent at this game!!!

[@Thrffgv]

POV Tom Brady

[@jaysgoated2137]

cring

[@HAHA_468]

2 hand touch was my jam. You had to be so shifty when running.

[@LockNation]

No cap 😂😂 gotta make one of these for the memories

[@stevenmackey7416]

The 8th grader was the most accurate 🤣 There's always that one kid who failed a few times and is twice everyone else's size.

[@jacksonkruse10]

I have a funny recess football memory, when me and my friends were in third grade, we tried to make a recess football league lol. We were just about to make it then we realized it was a dumb idea and didn't. We just play for fun now like we always have.

[@ek6352]

Jackson Kruse, RFL legend

[@wbaba34]

@@ek6352 lol

[@PBurns-ng3gw]

"No one threatens the punter! This is madness!" "...Madness? THIS. IS. PITTSBURGH!" 0:29

[@aidanklutts4089]

All brown had to do was go down the left sideline, that shii was personal

[@500flakko9]

he had the opportunity & took it. respect !

[@illiamway9542]

That whistle blown Hail Mary play always set the tone for the rest of the school day 😂

[@CadenKunich]

Brown. Hurdles. Kicks a man. Will never get old lol

[@marcusmcclellan3376]

"When the teacher blows the whistle!" That brought me back lmao

[@Richaag]

“Hurdles, kicks a man”! As a Steelers fan, and a fan of the Killer 🐝s, this was the best 15 yard penalty I never minded getting.

[@tenibrosity3425]

"HURDLES....KICKS A MAN" will never get old lol

[@xzekt]

EXTREMELY well done vid, hit me right in the childhood! I was the kid who caught everything, I just wasn't "cool" enough to be passed to so I would just pick everything. This is why they called me "horse shoe kid" cuz they thought since I was skinny and uncool I couldn't POSSIBLY be athletically inclined. I loved being the sleeper, underestimate some more while I finish my dance 😁

[@NI-qm2kk]

@chinsaw2727same here

[@StephTopWatcher]

Lol the funny thing about this is that it's literally how it be, teacher blows the whisle everyone tries catching all at once.

[@thejimcricket]

"Hurdles! Kicks a man!! " lol classic lines

[@noahhylkema2586]

The guy whos always open and can catch but hes a younger grade so he never gets any targets

[@hawk1093]

"The 8th Grader" LOL that was funny

[@Colton_Gaming]

Love the vid. I enjoy watching recess football be like vids.

[@leemoreno7435]

1970-80's recess football was bloody and awesome!

[@runner2247]

Damn bro the fast kid is fast!

[@dantedavis9449]

“When the teacher blows the whistle” couldn’t have said it better myself. I knew that play always reminded me of something

[@hcool2966]

The vids are 🔥

[@Xycotic]

appreciate that!

[@Icatt.926]

The whistle one is so true

[@dell7443]

I'm 41 years and those captions brought back memories when I was in middle school...best video of my day sir!!!

[@scholarlymukus2000]

last one is so accurate. Everyone left their heart on the field after that final hail mary

[@jadenhackler]

THE FIRST CLICK GOT ME DYING

[@Dstone0101]

The last one is so relatable!

[@stealthylegends9729]

That helicopter spin was on point! But the "This is Sparta" kick had me

[@1KWITHNOVIDEOS]

"He kicks a man!" still the best commentator line in history.

[@Yourmissingleftairpod]

*BRO WENT FUCKING FLYIN* 💀💀💀

[@melissaspencer7358]

The “when the teacher blows the whistle” is cap for me.all the kids want to be first in line to get lunch. I wish it was that way.😔

[@ericpeters834]

Lol, weird....in my elementary school we had recess immediately AFTER lunch, which I always thought was ass backwards so im glad to hear that some schools got it right...kids on the tireswing were always throwing up cuz they legit just ate like 15 min before getting spun into oblivion😂

[@dominique.gonzalez622]

The last one is so accurate yo🤣 "Hold on miss one last play"

[@doggwiff_shadowy2455]

When I was in Middle school my school banned football being played at recess because they didn't want the football players playing with us.

[@WhyDoiGottaCarryTre]

When the teacher blows the whistle is accurate affff nostalgic moments

[@exhausted6768]

Save the best for last, love it and A-rod is my fav player! Great vid

[@wxikked.dree24]

You a packers fan to

[@exhausted6768]

@@wxikked.dree24 yes sir

[@wxikked.dree24]

@@exhausted6768 let's gooooooooo finally a fellow packer bro

[@tyrellbrown64]

😂😂 when they blow whistle accurate ash

[@haydenwalton1196]

When the teacher blows the whistle, the kid gets tagged, just so he can keep going even tho he’s down, just so he can go bragging on how he "won the game” 😂 great vid make more pls

[@NavyPanther54]

We had a small school so usually only 5-5 football tops. The fast kid was over a foot taller than all of us in grade 8, and later in life played some higher level soccer. We had to make him QB because he could just outrun everyone constantly. I remember stopping him once, I got the wind knocked out of me cause I took his knee straight to the chest as he was in full sprint.

[@BroncosPS2]

Im in 7th and this is SOOOOO true, especially the 8th grader part

[@kleg0438]

you get recess in 7th grade?

[@jacktem1]

Dude I’m in 7th we don’t get recess in middle school lucky

[@musictiger38]

@@jacktem1 same

[@kyleyost5020]

Embrace that shit while you still have it

[@rowlet5496]

buffalos- I GOT THIS Henry- *Proceeds to push*

[@30games85]

Accurate as hell I’m the kid that catches everything lol

[@mysticeditsstuff]

You wish. Your more of a “I drop everything kid”.

[@TTV_Bubbles]

@@mysticeditsstuff i don't know whether to call you salty or a stalker lmao 😂😂 get a life

[@ImJustFusion]

@@mysticeditsstuff You’re*

[@mymom9741]

@@ImJustFusion KZbin

[@Lynage]

Not tryna be that guy but you probably get all the easy catches. I got some easy catches sometimes because people never try on defense

[@samtheman3122]

That’s so true me at recess be like

[@Matthew.22.23]

In elementary I had 1300 yards and 19 touchdowns in a 10 game tourney and won opoy

[@buckeye5689]

🐐

[@Buddy.Johnston]

he’s cracked🥶🥶

[@00PIUMHOMIXIDETEO]

Sheeesh and now ur a fortnite kid

[@Matthew.22.23]

@@00PIUMHOMIXIDETEO nah haven’t played the game for a whole I’m just to lazy to change the profile lmao.

[@00PIUMHOMIXIDETEO]

@@Matthew.22.23 oh alr

[@3lijah829]

Instead of the kid who catches everything it should be the kid who put glue on his hands in art

[@OldEnough1461]

Yes recess football is like this. Just forget about the pads and helmets.

[@zachlincoln3660]

that is such a true video

[@cpx507]

The fast kid is me all day 💨

[@calebcoelho837]

When the teacher blows the whistle is too accurate omg. It was always the time for a Hail Mary

[@connorthompson736]

I wish I was allowed to do tackle football during recess

[@ib00kofei12]

Aahhhh Elementary & Middle School memories ✨

[@realTexans2024]

Hopkins actually does catch everything he touches

[@snarfbomber298]

"Brown is off to the races.. Hurdles! Kicks a man!" 😂🤣

[@reek1939]

0:34 This me cuz i did this exact same catch lmao 😂

[@KaibaRL.]

Mhm keep dreaming

[@coolyxv]

"when the teacher blows the whistle" that one brought back memories

[@kyledodson2992]

I think mike Evan’s has a few more crazy catches than OBJ

[@wrangwrangisme1475]

Yessir

[@kingofplush4139]

I knew OBJ wanted to go to Hollywood. He sucked for the browns.

[@mastabla3ta684]

The "dirty player" had me 😂🤣🤣💀

[@genzlegacy7988]

Anyone else remember back in elementary school when tackle football was allowed? Seems archaic now

[@eaglesgaming896]

This video is so true!

[@colt592]

I’m the kid who hits in 2 hand 😏😂

[@chaisediamond752]

Yessir

[@Bizzy3663]

I was the kid who played defense good and would sometimes have a clutch game winning interception

[@DaahProdzz]

I'm in 6th grade and i have never seen a hurdle or a stiff arm successfully

[@aidenhagan7117]

You’ve never seen a stiff arm ?

[@damoorweh]

nahh this odee accurate😂😂

[@frankschaefer8890]

I was the kid who in the real nfl would've had like 17 targeting calls for hitting defenseless players before the ball got there

[@Da_doofer]

There's also that one kid that doesn't do any sports but is so unbelievably athletic

[@Cringemaker699]

The high school senior would be jerome bettis going through the entire defense

[@MatthewPlate2]

"Recess football"

[@slimduk0763]

They always have that dirty player

[@Xycotic]

Ik

[@slimduk0763]

Bro your vid blew up! Congratulations 🎈 man much love ❤️

[@vizorv5176]

6M views! Keep it up Xycotic

[@joboyn4te]

Is it just my recess or that nobody tackles like how are kids allowed to tackle in recess football? The kids at my school would cry

[@deagle7776]

Teachers would never allow it. It’s kinda their responsibility to make sure kids are safe.

[@3rdmention]

"Hurdles, kicks a man!" 😂

[@Niikes]

i was always the fast kid , and i caught everything , and when the coach blew the whistle, i always made that one last try for that td 🏈💨🙌🥇

[@WrongBozzKillers]

That last one is so true I remember the kids lining up all the time and me and the boys be busting out one more play trying to win it all

[@thatdarnneighbor]

That Antonio Brown kick broke the punters jaw, and Bengals kicker Mike Nugent took over punting. I don't get why everyone finds that funny. How about you try breaking YOUR jaw

[@Xycotic]

Yeah dirty play by antonio

[@imretro2182]

Everyone finds it funny cause shit is funny. The idea and execution of the kick was funny as shit. Of course he shouldn’t do it and I’m sorry dude got his jaw kicked in but shot is still funny

[@ja1yms434]

That's just not tru at all, dude didn't even get a concussion and even joked/laughed about it afterwards. It's a dirty play and beyond unnecessary but don't blatantly lie about it.

[@BamaRockstar85]

Man idk DERRICK HENRY manhandling josh norman like that was a straight up CLASSIC LOL. Talk about getting embarrassed LMAO

[@Xycotic]

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[@0ru416]

Xycontic Do you remember when in school you used to play so violent that teachers ban it cause that happened when I was in 5th grade but now I'm in 6th

[@mikenoble7005]

Love the new shoulder pads. 😎

[@coolkidz9588]

Loved '' KICKS A MAN😆''

[@Strobble]

Me everyone except catches everything😂

[@kripticslol3397]

funniest vid ive ever seen im dying laughing rn

[@kingbacon8581]

I absolutely agreed on the big hitters

[@Dias-bn7tq]

na the last one is FACTS always saying "hurry hike the ball"

[@Xycotic]

Fr

[@TerminatorGoated7]

This isn’t football this is American football

[@TerminatorGoated7]

This is football ⚽️

[@marlon8095]

​@Anime-soccer Who cares

[@TerminatorGoated7]

Then why’d you reply?

[@chegadesuade]

"Hurdles! Kicks a man! ..and a flag."

[@kristensands4934]

Omg best one yet great job

[@comradevinayakoftheussr3900]

Soccer is football

[@macias7125]

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[@Jeeksters]

“The 8th grader” hahahaha. That shit was the one for me 😂