Record Time | Oxventure D&D | Legacy Of Dragons | Season 4, Episode 2

[@alexrichardson425]

I would like to request that Orc News be used to catch audience up on what happened previously

[@SirStanleytheStumbler]

Orc News demands a 100k gold per episode pay increase to allow for the necessary "research".

[@timelessnugget]

And or producer Jon dressed as a wizard

[@celticdr]

Yeah, I didn't want to nitpick but I did end up going back and watching the last 3 minutes of the previous episode due to having NFI why Dob was immediately disguising himself as a tortoise in this one 😂

[@nixi7688]

I mean, New Orc Times is right there

[@TessaOswin]

Having a reset, possibly as a short could be really helpful if your not watching the episode back to back.

[@gwdphoto1]

I 100% believe Prudence walks around feeling her collar just like Jane does

[@suicidalbanana5168]

That's Canon now if they ever get an animated series

[@willow8186]

Oh I’m sure of it t, been imagining Prudence doing it since Jane started doing it 😂 Cool little touch as well.

[@NaughtyFox1331]

Well her clothes and just herself are/is VERY itchy remember

[@lauramarschmallow2922]

who wouldn't, if they had this fabulous collar? xD

[@vacuumdiagram]

I noticed she spent some time stroking her purple notebook too - I assume that was either Frisky or the Darkness!

[@thejennadiaries]

I love when Johnny randomly brings up Corazon’s father issues 😂😂😂

[@macgyver42563]

Remember the time they hosted a stag do for a group of cultists? During the karaoke day of the voyage, Corazon said, "My father's love!" And then everyone became slightly less cheerful and Corazon started drinking heavily from his cup.

[@ethanlappin]

I just love how Egbert has to actively research the tenets and beliefs of a paladin order of which he was a member

[@Mthulu]

He was rather careless in his studies I guess

[@awkwarddante]

Based on the religious people I've met, that is actually a feasible situation.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

@@awkwarddante yep. Like how for insstance the stuff against lgbtq+ for christianity is people taking stuff from the bible out of context yet so many firmly believe that.

[@TheBlackDemon1996]

I feel like, even if it wasn't a secret amongst the higher ups, not telling Egbert is probably a good idea.

[@Reedstilt]

As Corazon said last week: he barely pays attention to what the OxVenturers are doing -- what makes you think he paid attention when in was in the Order?

[@Sheldon1985]

Mike's look into the camera as Andy says the bit about Liliana needing one of their organs is up there with my favourite "moments that pass by with no notice"

[@thornwall1277]

"sometimes the mountains we encounter in life don't look like mountains. This one does happen to be a mountain" -Dobby Tsunami

[@katfromthekong414]

"You don't dissect a talking tortle! You vivisect one." 😂😂😂😂 Production values really have soared, "greasey laughter" is proof enough

[@dallydaydream]

How do I love this episode, let me count the ways... 1. Casual mention that Liliana knows exactly what's going on, oop 2. Inkwater slowly transitioning into Disney World but make it Oxventure 3. Johnny effortlessly simulating blackjack on the fly using dice 4. Begrudging inspiration 5. Anaya. I instantly love her and look forward to seeing her again when she comes to cash in her favour

[@ZeusBrown]

Does Dob know about amounts of money other than 15g? Is Dob just 15 Rusts-on-the-Harbor in a trench coat? 😲

[@SirStanleytheStumbler]

he measures things in lake sizes so adjusting for small scale is probably too difficult.

[@JachAnen]

@@SirStanleytheStumbler I imagine he once managed to put 15 gold coins in a puddle without them sticking out of the water, so that's now his go to amount

[@SorowFame]

He’s got the opposite problem, he can’t conceive of amounts of money less than 15 gold

[@asianinvasian9022]

Maybe it's a joke stemming out of the time they accidently overpaid a dock foreman and noted down "x amount of gold = a lot" I forgot the amount Edit: just checked it was 10 gp

[@eyedeasneverdie3348]

31:02 I love how Ellen is the only one who really enjoys her puns, whilst everyone else just tolerates them.

[@RayvenQ]

I can't wait for the Oxbox cocktail video based entirely on this.

[@matthewmaccabe4171]

of course when dob and corazon combined spells and they mentioned grease and thunder wave i thought a grease lightning joke was coming lol 🙃

[@willow8186]

Guess Ellen didn’t bring her best game tonight 😆

[@gemhunter498]

I thought that combining Happy and Hunger would create a Happy Meal XD

[@WhiteTiger950]

Missed opportunity!

[@WhiteTiger950]

@@gemhunter498 Hehe another missed opportunity!

[@thejennadiaries]

Isn’t Egbert a golden Dragonborn? 🤔 … wonder if when the eggs hatch, they’ll think Egbert’s their mummy 😆✨🥰

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

I think Johnny probably was expecting them to name the gold egg after Egbert. Instead everybody including Bismuth each named one while Egbert didn't get the chance.

[@zulubunsen9067]

58:38 Egbert looking into the camera at Corazon's "how could Liliana even get one of our organs" floored me.

[@coyoteartist]

It was his kidney she got right? Because my brain's convinced it was the liver because my cat Liliana loved liver.

[@V26587]

28:46 Look at Mike's face... he heard what I heard

[@Dramoklos]

slots I think is what she said

[@V26587]

@@Dramoklos it definitely is just not what i heard at first

[@Dramoklos]

@@V26587 to be fair, they are very similar sounding words, just one letter different

[@V26587]

@@Dramoklos yes indeed and she said it rather fast so it was mere illusion but very funny

[@TheAzureKnight25]

I 100% heard loosest sluts and Thought was way outta character for Jane to say lol 😂

[@starminoui]

I need a full episode of the gang going to the casino and having a wild night out Hangover style

[@bigbangbuddha16]

Rust is the friend they have to go searching for, I already see it

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

@@bigbangbuddha16 And the whole time he's just catatonic (pun intended) sitting at a table because he's surrounded by so much gold.

[@revo1verrock]

Classic Egbert, watching Merilwen struggle and saving the spell slot that could summon a steed

[@BillGoldingMusic]

Yeah Orc news as a “Previously on Oxventure..” would be amazing I imagine a lot of the series has been shot and edited already (or at least a few eps at a time) but potentially for future series. 😊

[@jackryan8736]

I'm loving this the more I watch, and the fact there's a Dreadbert makes me giddy with anticipation for the next episode!

[@thejennadiaries]

Dob, the vegetarian, vehemently asserts “I know what Dragonborn blood tastes like” 😂

[@mathsalot8099]

The "sage muttering" joke was choice! I'm glad we went back to it!!

[@coyoteartist]

I'd not heard any line worth sharing on facebook of late and boom, I'm handed a corker.

[@D.J.Berryman]

I remember when my Friday evenings involved sprinting to the pub. This is much bloody better! Healthier too. I think.

[@andrewbyrne2173]

We're probably not going to have pubs for much longer, anyway.

[@AQCorner]

Liliana hasn't reached her "Fine, I'll do it myself" moment yet

[@SirStanleytheStumbler]

Corizon: "I would like to be a Paladin" Paladin: "your a little too scrawny, you have the charisma though"

[@DiZtheJedi]

Dreadbert is an *excellent* name. Well done, Luke.

[@jamesherb4384]

wasn't that the name Mike used in a fete worse than death?

[@thejennadiaries]

The group, whenever they get the opportunity to grill a member of the Dragondore, really need to force that member to reveal what Egbert did to get kicked out of the order 😂😂😂

[@nightmarethrenody8232]

At first I thought you were talking about literally grilling the Egberts, as that’s entirely in keeping with the Oxventurers’ MO.

[@simplydavemn]

Why is it I only just now realized that the town name 'Inkwater' is likely a reference to the "Drink your Paint-water," running gag from DB and Johnny's own Channel painting streams?

[@lauramarschmallow2922]

the casino's designer has a lot of insight into Corazon's private life. xD

[@TotallyNotAFox]

Plot Twist: His father runs the place

[@IndianaMiller82]

@@TotallyNotAFox or maybe Curly Joe

[@Tabbyclaw]

Liliana is up there in his room chucking his old diaries out the window, and some enterprising soul is collecting them to sell in Inkwater.

[@CallumDMD]

Love the Oxventure and love you folks. Knowing that you are out there and that you continue to do what you do is a good thing in my life. Thank you all

[@theviking1359]

Such a shame I thought Chauncey would be the recruiter

[@bugwandis]

Same!

[@loyalolddog9080]

Same, missed opportunity

[@drakonicboom3775]

Just you wait, I'm sure he'll be a high level paladin or something. Probably with the same voice

[@reasonnottheneed]

@@drakonicboom3775 At the end of all things, after they defeat and/or save Shattershield, they take a moment's rest, thinking that everything is finally over. Then, without warning, that brief contemplative silence is broken. Merilwen hears it first, but it grows louder as it approaches until everyone recognizes it. Shattershield shivers in fear. That squeaking voice... The *real* final boss... Chauncey.

[@pinkcowqueen]

@@drakonicboom3775 Your prediction came true, my friend.

[@thejennadiaries]

My favourite thing about Oxventure is definitely the long-standing running jokes 😆

[@burdshark3797]

When Johnny started doing that high pitched Paladin voice, I fully expected it to be the fated return of Chauncey

[@joshuahadams]

Imagine Chauncey *and* Linton in one room.

[@FictionWriter95]

15:12 I'm assuming that the "Egbert the Careless Memorial Library" was built during the time where he was rumored to have died, when Shattershield did the whole balloon bit

[@beesforbreakfast]

"Greasily falls into the ocean" for Most Cursed Phrase

[@joshuahadams]

Depending on how thorough the grease was, he might have been waterproofed.

[@lukenukemson2231]

Wait... that means lelianna has presumably always known where they were. Far worse than that, lelianna got to hear dob's song at his wedding...

[@demonreanimated3593]

Oh no

[@crystalsilence2559]

Only if she was watching at that exact moment.

[@JoePlinkelton]

I love the fact that the rulebooks are neatly placed infront of Mike, who sure as hell never looked into them!:D

[@JustAbidTooMuch]

Wow this was incredible. Johnny has definitely stepped up in terms of storytelling. I wish they tracked how much gold Dob's spending though, cause I feel like they aren't dealing with any of the consequences of frivolous spending. They just talk about it like it's bad, but I haven't seen a serious or even semi-serious sitution where they needed money and didn't have it.

[@DucklynStark]

I think it's been implied that they are rich, with the Lake Money, but (I don't remember this, so correct me if I'm wrong) I think the rest of the Oxventure's hid the money from Dob, and Merilwyn is keeping a tighter hold as treasurer

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

The economy of Geth is so messed up that they honestly don't have to worry about money. They did have the adventure where they had to deal with tax related stuff by going through a dungeon.

[@DucklynStark]

@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor that was a great adventure. But you are right, it is a messed up economy.

[@weneedaladder8384]

Wasn't there a situation where dob spent all their money to prepare for rescuing Egbert? Although I recall them not having any money after that wasn't a problem.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

@@weneedaladder8384 They did. The one with baby Prudence and Henghist was them trying to get some money while Dob and his sister were treating Egbert.

[@CamBoyd71]

The burn on the map behind Dob on the thumbnail makes it look like he has luxurious locks… and I’m here for it!

[@MinniMaster]

With the advent of spell combinations, I'm looking forward to the whole party joining hands for one Mega Moonbeam because obviously everyone can cast it

[@IndianaMiller82]

....or they think they all can, so that would just reinforce Corazons belief that he can

[@caseybaker7935]

I'm just thinking back to that time Mike said "we've decided to use the space laser" and none of them realized that's basically what Moonbeam is. A 5-charge Moonbeam would be terrifying

[@nudgificator]

I can't help suspecting that Tinwhistle's unstoppable exposition dumping was Johnny giving up all attempts at subtlety in trying to get them back on track...!

[@SolaScientia]

Dob's "take us seriously, please" made me laugh even harder than I was before. I love how much Johnny will let them run their mouths and then call them out with checks on things they let something slip.

[@elleryj8174]

The 290 section of a Dewey Decimal library has got to be packed in Geth with all of those Orders.

[@IndianaMiller82]

But to be fair most of the information on the orders are just one page pamphlets.

[@wheresmymuffins]

props to johnny here for narrative consistency. there's exactly _one_ moment that he hints at what the dragon d'or are hiding but nobody at the table, nor I the first time I watched, caught on to it

[@aimlessarrow532]

Can we please get a Dewey / Chauncey team up spin off the world deserves their story

[@Josernll]

What an amazing episode 😂 It had it all, gambling, libraries, harpooning of sea creatures, random combinations of spells and most important of all, the return of the most lovable character with the most soothing voice. The live shows are great, but I definitely prefer all the hijinks they get up to when there is no time constraint.

[@LungsOutJem]

Definitely going to be another excellent episode! This whole dragon egg business has got me eager to see what's next. 🐲

[@ashutoshdiwan4648]

You mean another eggcellent episode!?

[@LungsOutJem]

@@ashutoshdiwan4648 lol. I do, indeed.

[@willow8186]

Me too, I’m VERY excited by the possibility of them ending up with their own baby dragons!! || ☠️ 🐉 || 😈⚡️🐉|| 🐈 🐻 🐉 ||🥚 🐉 ||🎸 🐉 || 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥||

[@Nodranil]

Love the new channel "Outside Eggbox"

[@catoninetales]

1:13:00 I love that this reference only makes sense to Luke, Andy, and fans of "Mom Can't Cook" and/or Johnny Tsunami. 🤣

[@VonBlade]

28:46 - The loosest what, Prudence?

[@ellbent]

Naahhh 💀💀

[@eternalfailure4081]

For those too young to know, the microfiche mentioned in the library (libery?) Is a physical form of media storage. Documents are printed onto *tiny* clear plastic pieces, you put the piece in a machine, that somewhat resembles a giant CRT monitor, but is a microscope with screen, the tiny piece is now enlarged to around A4 size on the screen. Large amounts of boring data can therefore be stored taking up minimal space. Obsolete since the first computers

[@zombiedoe3404]

inefficient with space but protects against the ravages of time? my sort of thing then

[@DucklynStark]

I know of a few libraries that still keep these on hand, not a lot because internet, but it is neat to see

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

I was personally imagining a slide projector. Thanks for clearing that up.

[@leafandryly]

Talking of cocktails frozen blood snow sounds like an amazing frozen drink for summer

[@jamisonedwards8162]

I wonder if Dewey used to have a job wetting down garden walls... a brick wall mister, if you will...

[@pinkcowqueen]

He's a brick wall mister!

[@morrigannibairseach1211]

Love all the callbacks. Kind of wish they had just made a Merilwyn's Meat Grinder at the perfect choke point.

[@jamesherb4384]

luke and Ellen have such a cute friendship. they're interactions are always adorable.

[@Kaos9696]

That cameo towards the end though...Geth is so full of characters

[@thedj9553]

Stoked to see Dreadbert next episode!

[@IndianaMiller82]

I'm stoked to see how many Dreadberts Liliana has.

[@_underscore_9271]

1:09:53 I like to think there's just some random fey trickster giving dob infinite gold to make the party worry about their funds

[@ericnewman5605]

It is Canon he’s been throwing it in a lake for years. He has the parties gold that they don’t know about.

[@rhynlock11]

1:00:44 Stay with someone who looks at you the way Mike looks at Luke when he plays the Ukulele

[@IrvineTheHunter]

Black jack can be approximated with dice pretty well with 2d12, 10/11/12 being "face cards" 10'.

[@kieranshorten5135]

Cant believe no one mentioned that dob is gonna end up back at that peak when he dies too

[@Hero1922]

this was some excellent improv, nice work everyone never would have thought of how to do research or play some of these games

[@thepiedpiper3034]

What a wonderful time as always! Good to see and looking forward to more!

[@aaronkimberley2008]

This is a lot of fun. Also very well lit and shot, the production values have gone up!

[@lisas5414]

Did anyone else notice how silent Eggbert was... maybe he Does know more about the order and their purpose regarding the eggs/dragons? Maybe he once stole an egg to free it or destroyed one? Who knows? Cant wait to find out what happens next 😍

[@Markcrazeer]

I do hope we actually get the man's backstory this time.

[@thejennadiaries]

I was also wondering about this… cause isn’t Egbert technically a golden dragonborn???…

[@dubbingsync]

@@thejennadiaries who was once a human so… I have no idea what the means about this storyline. If anything.

[@TransGuyShane]

Lukes make up is on point ♡ Still 2 hours to go... Spoiler ahead . . ... ... .. .. Why didn't they call one of the eggs Eggbert???? Like a golden egg, called Eggbert would have been just perfect 🥰

[@mar_speedman]

We already have a golden scaled Egbert, we don't need another :P

[@TransGuyShane]

@@mar_speedman we have an egbert, but not an eggbert :P

[@IndianaMiller82]

Corazon named an egg Egbert 1 back in Heist Society.

[@TransGuyShane]

@@IndianaMiller82 thats the one I saw live ♡♡♡

[@TransGuyShane]

@@Amaritudine very true

[@garysimpson9483]

I genuinely have the angry Scottish courgette frittata voice in my head every time I walk past the eggs in Tesco, im glad Johnny has made feel im not the only one...

[@dominateeye]

This comment and that moment got me enough info to Google to find (presumably) the commercial in question. Here it is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXa6q4CEYtF6fM0

[@mortua_conjuga]

dewey was 🤏🏾 this close to passing out from excitement

[@matman329]

" well i was lying when i said that" is still one of my favorite Prudence lines

[@Daalington]

Dewey's reaction shots

[@AngelBeatYunara]

From Eldritch Bust to cameos to... that, this episode is wild!

[@Icam_here]

very interesting, nice ending and i look forward to seeing how it plays out. not sure if i would of trusted someone i just met that was watching me in a casino that says they can ship me off around the place and doesn't tell me the price. but then again i'm no Dob

[@themoldysausage]

Fun to finally get some set in stone geography for Geth

[@Borderlines]

Lmao I love how Corazon and Dob do silly stuff to Egbert and he always takes it in stride 🤣

[@TheRealCodeBlack]

Ah, no puns about dragon blood having a "smokey flavor!"

[@simplydavemn]

Funny how they got a Blades in the Dark sponsorship AFTER they concluded the campaign.

[@zachbarnard2033]

The whole Egbert the Careless Memorial Library scene KILLED me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@becauselifts9913]

Ork news? Is that news from the Orkneys?

[@Shurlehape]

When you look at the clock and realize what time it is 😝 only to remember its still a day away 😭

[@willow8186]

But NOW it’s only 2 hours away!! 😁

[@Shurlehape]

@@willow8186 I'm going to have to enjoy it early also. Today is the last week before my schedule changes and I'll have to wait for 5 hours after the premier 😔

[@brendandebraga2761]

I really want dob and corizon to do an episode of show of the weekend or something. I love the energy

[@samtaholo]

Maybe check out Andy and Luke's Disney Channel Original Movies podcast, 'Mom Can't Cook'?

[@brendandebraga2761]

@@samtaholo I’ve listen to every episode so far it’s great

[@jamiegould7951]

Some mountains definitely have stairs. Ben Nevis!

[@meganhirschi6248]

Ours has the stop and stare, then stop and stare, then stop and stare.

[@furarara]

omg actually catching it live this time

[@JinriFox]

i'm shocked that nobody questioned if the transporter who helped them get to dunbridge was secretly a part of the paladin order as a ploy to getting the eggs

[@torico29a40]

I like how, of all dice, the Corazon one keeps rolling twenties.

[@stevenmartyn2010]

Woo can't wait for more oxventure!!

[@little-earth-star6]

Now I want to know the storied history between Corazon and that whale

[@thejennadiaries]

While listening, I temporarily forgot he missed the whale but got a porpoise… was fully convinced for a second that he’d killed Panniers 😂😂 … so my head cannon is Corazon secretly has a vendetta against Panniers the Whale 🐳

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

@@thejennadiaries Panniers the Whale isn't white though

[@ellbent]

27:25 When Corazon did Gambler Challenge 7 in DnD faster than anyone could in Red Dead Redemption II 😂

[@AngelBeatYunara]

Record time? So it'll be even shorter than the Fast and the Furriest? ;) Just kidding, I can't wait for this one!

[@otterblau5253]

Paladin order that has protected a city for years, bent their own rules to spare Egbert for whatever terrible thing he had done, traveled hundreds of miles to give Egbert proper funeral rites, and are historically known for trying to save dragons from going extinct. Dob - I don't trust them. Smuggler of illegal goods the party knows literally nothing about. Dob - I trust her so much I am willing to hand over the dragon eggs here and now and wander off to do other adventures without further questions.

[@lock376]

Their really bad at math, like they haven't put together this was totally how Egbert was gonna earn his atonement before they decided to ice the order of paladins...for wanting to raise the dragon that they want to raise

[@13leafclover86]

To be honest I'm also kind of baffled as to why they all seem to just be assuming the paladins are bad when we haven't actually seen them do anything bad

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

@@13leafclover86 I think part of it is how Egbert seemed worried about them being a thing while they have the eggs, and they do trust him.

[@mattclemson]

The gang randomly stumble on someone with a perfectly suited means of transporting their cargo? I dunno, that feels a bit too much like a... ... Deus Eggs Machina.

[@ShaenMOGaming]

I foresee a moment like: "Egbert, I am your father." said Darthbert.

[@ViolentlyNonbinary]

"Organ length in a wheat sheath" is the worst thing you guys have ever said on oxventure 😂

[@the88thdarcstar]

Not only is meat on the menu boys, it's time for work boys

[@trueblue96CFC]

I have a Corazon based beverage pun…Grogazon 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@ArkaneStephanie]

You know, I doubt Egberts Atonement numbers are going to be too high if he starts a war with his old order. Just saying

[@FictionWriter95]

16:36 Is anyone else picturing that bit in infamously terrible comedy film Master of Disguise where Dana Carvey just says "TURTLE" over and over again?

[@cedlir1133]

I can't wait to see what's next with Black Knight DeathBert

[@jenb7780]

Should've had a ginger based cocktail at the casino... we remember the almost poisoning of Ellen.

[@TotallyNotAFox]

Wasn't that nutmeg?

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

@@TotallyNotAFox Yeah it was nutmeg. Ginger isn't that bad to my knowledge but small amounts of nutmeg are lethal.

[@EthanMiguelScott]

You guys should definitely sell in-character Cameos.

[@ArkaneStephanie]

1.13.00 You know Andy this sounds a lot like the line from Johnny Tsunami...

[@darryldekeyser]

If not for the library clarifying that it's been a long time since a gold dragon, I was going to guess that it had something to do with Egbert's need for atonement.