Recruiting the Perfect Pupating Gorge Washin in Dragon's Dogma 2 | Monster Factory

[@isaiahsabo4728]

Griffin's inability to not throw everyone he hates and loves directly into the sea of death eels is a touching story of addiction

[@andrewolson6027]

He's not addicted to anything, we're addicted to him

[@RobbieMaynardCreates]

Justin saying "Hey Griffin? TAKE HIM TO THE BOG!" got me dying

[@olyncarrow]

same lmaooo 20:17

[@JonathanSicoli]

"I have my whole life ahead of me" WRONG. EEL ATTACK 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[@isaiahsabo4728]

Gorge Washin sounds like a secret thing you do in the shower

[@jeremy____5747]

Oh it's not a secret at all.

[@pablofierros6975]

Who up washin they gorge

[@rhiflux]

in the shower straight up "washin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My gorge

[@averyeml]

Washin’ on my Gorge till I President

[@debdebberton]

no, no secret. normalize a tidy and hygenic gorge. take pride in your immaculate landscape 😤💯

[@safabekr]

Gorge’s legs look like when they try to make a plus size anime girl without giving them any belly fat

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

-2

[@elitecabela5329]

+2

[@jezzyj9892]

*2

[@WitchCripIsThis]

+10 belly fats

[@jamesoroark9801]

Greepo has suffered the same fate as Roachie and we will remember him always

[@__Stitchy]

Ground to dust by the cutscene machine. Rip Greembly

[@tylerspeiv2575]

Poor greembo didn’t deserve it

[@chriswest6988]

2016 Griffin: problem is you gotta pay the fun tax 2016 Justin: nobody has fun until they finish the tutorial 2024: Griffin: where's my tutorial? 2024 Justin: He _was_ the tutorial 2024 Griffin: dang eels ate my tutorial

[@SquiggyLives]

I would buy a “Dang eels ate my tutorial” t-shirt

[@UnOc2]

"Hey, do you guys know about Hell and the Devil?" is an instant classic quote.

[@basicbamboo9132]

The baptist upbringing jumped out

[@cerocero2817]

Allowing you to murder the tutorial is a kind of brave game design I appreciate.

[@abdaug8274]

Just tried to change the quality of the video, but I forgot that their game just looks like that from all the settings changes 😭

[@JonDundas10]

LMAO same

[@krisherrick4261]

Me also lol

[@Eyeguy640]

Same lmao

[@Oli.V]

I did it TWICE

[@kaz_is_a_gerblin229]

the fact that they were finally able to play the game is truly astounding

[@merrowtooth]

it's truly a testament to the human spirit

[@Levacque]

Wait, do these boys play games? Are they gamers?? It must be a brand-new thing they are trying. Justin in particular doesn't seem like video games were ever part of his career.

[@Tenthyr]

Griffin rediscovering the murderdeathkill water and immediately becoming obsessed with pouring the world into it one person at a time is always good for a laugh.

[@Nero_Coniglio]

Sweet Hildebrand!

[@seafoamssb]

who up washin they gorge

[@PlanetHopperMars]

“Our Pupating Lord” Sounds like a dark souls boss

[@misterkingdom3571]

“Is a life with me truly worse than what you’ve just went through?” Such a gothic horror line from Griffin. 17:43

[@butterknifepatten4455]

never seen a pet be named posthumously like that. only after mr whiskers plummeted to his watery grave did we know his name. he just got outta there so quick

[@EmissaryofWind]

His head is kind of giving Ryan Gosling if they put him through the machine that stretched Mike Teevee back to human size

[@joshfox2941]

Thank you for saying this I thought I was going insane

[@TurbopropPuppy]

I out loud said "Holy shit" when I saw there's already a new Monster Factory in my feed, let's fucking go edit: i'm gonna need "dang eels ate my fucking tutorial" on a t-shirt, brothers

[@rokcetman6913]

There's one a week for 6 more weeks, so get ready for more expletives.

[@TurbopropPuppy]

@@rokcetman6913 i'll have to get creative, start up an expletive factory

[@Okoii]

Fun fact, Gorge Washboardabs actually wrote the second amendment. The right to bare enormous meaty legs

[@MaiseNow]

Amendment 2: right to (have) bare arms. Amendmend 2.5: right to bear the thickest legs known to mankind

[@oliver9549]

Killford repeatedly throwing wood into the fire while half the group sleeps and the other half stares is such a beautiful vignette😂

[@constellationmajora2789]

Justin screaming ‘THE BRINNEEEE’ SENT ME 😭😭

[@2goblinsinatrenchcoat]

George Washington crossed the Delaware with that dump truck Edited to add that there was never any boat; they all hopped on the Donk

[@augustvincent]

every good story needs one orange shaped man and one banana shaped man

[@lax9586]

"That monster has steaks.. Justinn Steaks." That is a true Griffin moment.

[@rebeccaharding1981]

if you think about it, by tossing everyone he met into a river canyon, Killford really was just treating them all to some Gorge Washin'

[@TheSmallestTadpole]

From Jorstin to Justinn, there's so many beautiful boys in the Justin cinematic universe

[@roguetheotter]

so many variants.

[@sethescope]

​@@roguetheotter which one is Alolan Justin?

[@jessierain3354]

Gorge Washin and Special Boy are the slowburn enemies to lovers I didn’t know I needed

[@gwencere9383]

kind of impressed in your ability to see yaoi everywhere.......... that's lowkey beautiful

[@aethernaut1899]

Washingtunnn, Washingtunnnn, six foot twenty fuckin' killin' for funnnn

[@bassetts1899]

Well, I guess this will be in my head for the rest of the week now

[@jackspaige724]

I ALSO IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THAT

[@apmessner]

He saves children, but not the British children

[@threeinchcentaur5026]

He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming

[@yourpalfred]

If you all liked this, pls consider Brad Neely's book, You Me and Ulysses S Grant which he narrates in the Wizard People Dear Reader voice

[@SaulFidgeon]

"I'm gonna tell someone you did that" sounds way cooler and funnier than it should considering it's just promising to rat somebody out

[@YukinaMaxwell]

Gorge Washin is what I look like post top surgery

[@fauxrowsdower7610]

Goddammit you beat me to the “he’s built like a tboy” joke lmao

[@Stevonicus]

Hell yeah

[@cryptoplayboy21]

Waittt could Gorge Washin be gaming's much needed transmasc icon?

[@KevinHoulihanMykal]

Hell yeah, I'm proud of you, looking all presidential like that.

[@sethescope]

​@@cryptoplayboy21 I know we're all having a good time here but Krem Aclassi from Dragon Age Inquisition (2014) would like to have a word about that lol

[@RatKingShriggy]

30 minutes of griffin tossing people off a cliff shouldn't be this entertaining and yet

[@jeremy____5747]

@@RatKingShriggy It's like those people who spend hours combing the maps in Hitman, knocking people out and building a corpse mountain in one corner of the map.

[@jeremyconnor8625]

Fungalore has truly blessed us this season, thank you for new monster factory episodes 🍄

[@BagbyCT]

I think what keeps me hooked to Monster Factor is that Griffin and Justin do what I would have done if this game came out when I was 12 or 13. Just throwing dudes into the water over and over to see what happens

[@marcushead9985]

I've seen sequence-breaking in tutorials before but never precisely "yeeted tutorial NPC into nearest body of water where they were devoured by frenzied eels."

[@Liliurqueen]

"You guys know about the devil?" killed me, mid drink of coffee

[@DigitaIJustice]

You either watch Monster Factory the second it comes out or you’re mentally healthy. You only get one

[@JonathanSicoli]

MONTER!!!!!

[@goldie819]

thought this said "you ever watch monster factory and the second it comes out you're mentally healthy" and that's the message i upvoted

[@StevoIDH]

hey you're the guy I see commenting on Dynamic Banter videos. Good tastes.

[@seal3611]

"Gorge Washin" really has a very similar name vibe to "Molar Mike da Wisdom Toot"

[@jrightly]

love to see a game that allows free behavior then immediately pretends you did nothing. high quality stuff, developers

[@goldie819]

SURELY you cannot be the Arisen. SURELY.

[@butterknifepatten4455]

somehow managed to make it 6 minutes into the video before i realized i was no longer watching the "previously on" segment. youd think the fact i was watching new things i hadnt watched before would give it away. but no. took seeing the beautiful face of the new butler to realize i would surely remember if he had been on the previous episode

[@kylefox2397]

I miss Pan Pan the Baseball Boy, he was so brave

[@laurafrakinroslin]

And throwable.

[@GrumbleSlog]

And so average-weighted.

[@Stevonicus]

Tossboy will not be forgotten

[@salsaroja9740]

When Gorge Washin comes out of the portal and puts his lil’ hand sign up he’s a fucking dead ringer for Ryan Gosling

[@curiouser-curiouser]

You’re correct but I don’t like it

[@joey_rabone]

That Rabbit jumping to it's death will haunt me forever. Perfect spooky Halloween content brothers!

[@porkinsdlx5764]

RIP mr Whiskers October 2024-October 2024

[@drewluski]

guess who's back back again gorge is back warn your friends

[@greywiviott7166]

Gorge Washin is what my dysphoria tells me I look like

[@basicbamboo9132]

Those 3 heard the come to Jesus starting to spin up and though 'pretending to sleep on the ground in full armor is better than participating in this'

[@LovinglyGDM]

Please please, McElroy family. I beg of you. Please do more Monster factory videos. I love them and I cant keep watching the old ones forever. Don't wait for new games. I would even love if you revisited previous games you created monsters in. My first suggestion is revisit Second Life. I bet theres a whole world of weird still left to explore there.

[@schuylerdade]

This is a season! They're doing it 8 weeks in a row!

[@LovinglyGDM]

@@schuylerdade Fantastic! I didn't know that. Thank you for the info.

[@coelacanthfan]

8:12 i deeply regret the large sip of water i took right before seeing this walk animation

[@ThatBenKraft]

Gorge’s smile at 9:13 is identical to Ryan Gosling’s

[@ScantraXX2]

Ur right

[@Oli.V]

I am so glad to see this man follow the dragons dogma tradition laid before us by Randy Johnson and Pan Pan by throwing every enemy to the squid beast in all bodies of water

[@fr0ggi3princ3]

THEY MADE THE SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO MIKU BINDER THOMAS JEFFERSON WTF

[@threeinchcentaur5026]

You’re so correct and I hate that

[@HerpetoCrazy]

5:48 I like how somewhere between Kratos and Jesus you get Lil Dicky

[@lindhat]

Almost fully lost my life at 12:07 - 12:09 when Gorge casually turned around into view to see what Killford was up to.

[@tasteyfoood]

Incredible. Haven’t watched yet but, incredible.

[@isaiahsabo4728]

i love that special boy is all grown up, i wonder what stories he has to tell

[@Yammenkow]

Not me trying to up the video quality and then realizing its already 1080p and remembering what they did to the game last time

[@eugenius8946]

gorge kinda low-key has some top surgery scars going for him, serving tboy realness in the studio today I see

[@Anarcho_slimer]

This 'Twins' remake is very different from the original, but I like it.

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Why is this game not about the abyssal monster that lives in shallow bodies of water??

[@OhGodWhatIsThisAah]

It seemed more like a bunch of things rather than one creature, "The Brine (plural)" I think.

[@esuelle]

Would you believe me if I told you it is? I wouldn't. But it sorta is. It's weird!

[@ambercanvas]

the children yearn for the bog

[@JesterIMC]

Monster Factory returning gives me life. Thank you so much. Never give this up boys.

[@whiskeylung]

I've waited all my life for this video.

[@EvilLisaEvillisa]

Holy fuck this is good, it's been many years and you guys haven't lost your touch.

[@MUSQUIZanimation]

17:58 is kinda terrifying to me. What if as you’re about to die in real life, a tool tip appears warning you about Hell and how to avoid it.

[@CapnHat87]

Justin: "Do you have all the equipment you need for your long journey?" Griffin: "I don't know that I do, let me just check with Guy Montgomery here" Me: *inarticulate choke-laughing on coffee sounds*

[@Dr.JeremyDunks]

G Dub looks like he sells a fragrance. So elegant!

[@Piemanthe3rd]

"I put specialboy in the stew"

[@harrytewkesbury7935]

RIP Mr Whiskers

[@melwasnevergivenaname]

Having these on in the background leads to lovely moments like 7:02 where you get curious to see what they're talking about and it does not disappoint

[@Deimos423]

I’m really happy to have this bit of light on a day like today. Thank you McElroys for all that you do

[@louiswendlander9083]

History will say they're friends

[@nschwartz311]

Thank you, brothers, for feeding us

[@jolestoli]

Idk what kind of holy luck i was granted but i was super hyped for this game and had almost zero performance issues when it launched, and was able to run at high settings despite my pc being just decent

[@Spo8]

It makes me so happy when we get to see your creation actually set loose in the game. The fate of the bunny sent me to the god damn moon.

[@wissert]

22:00 you absorbed his souls

[@JuiceGrooms]

Laois and Senshi if they did drugs

[@sharkfinn402]

every time i see the thumbnail i go LAIOS???

[@frozenbean]

Welcome to "Gorgeous" Gorge Washin, the latest boy.

[@hannahbaker8737]

Thank you for acknowledging that the man looked like Paul McGann I'm glad it wasn't just me

[@tabathadotson6319]

yeet the tutorial Justin

[@EddVCR]

I think it’s neat how his nipple fits perfectly inside the “O” in the thumbnail

[@starsandsuch7778]

Certainly intentional

[@liamobrien1839]

Gorge Washin looks like an R. Crumb drawing.

[@delialipkin2143]

3:09 close enough welcome back master firbolg

[@nickcatapult7788]

this is all i have left

[@shelbyblakey4804]

Can we get Lin Manuel on writing a Gorge Washin musical

[@megkip9653]

Little sad you didn’t go with George Squashington but I get it

[@SenorBobII]

That's my president!

[@Treehugger327]

Mr. Whiskers yeeting himself out of your arms was top freakin tier 😂😂😂 then “aww carrots!” 🤣🤣🤣 Code red all over my keyboard!

[@dewyocelot]

Love the callout to Guy Montgomery lol

[@Laundry_Hamper]

His battle technique is something he keeps calling a "killing bee"

[@fauxrowsdower7610]

Gorge has the hips of me, a trans man with Irish and Polish ancestry, when I was six months on T. I just know trying to find men’s pants that fit is a fucking trial by fire for him every time

[@jeremy____5747]

@@fauxrowsdower7610 You are a woman and always will be.

[@ryesaur]

so real

[@colin5227]

​@@jeremy____5747hey mods anyone gonna Delete this comment

[@vanderturner5711]

George Washin and Killford are just Arnold and Danny in Twins.

[@Humblemumble7]

I thought his name was "Any% Killford" Which, to me, is more hilarious for some reason

[@feelthejoy]

“I need the Peter O’Toole to our King Ralph” 😂

[@wg7297]

This was the most I’ve laughed at a monster factory in like 3 years

[@justbovel]

I'm so fucking happy to see more of Monster Factory, been too long!

[@FiannaBat]

Gorge washington looks like that one really bad Captain America fanart from tumblr

[@RamoneKemono]

LMAO not the rcdart capt America

[@misterkingdom3571]

I hate that I know exactly what you’re talking about.

[@smidgen7773]

I WAS THINKING THIS thank you he looks like rcdart cap

[@claytonesinthefog]

The worst part of the camp is that it's the middle of the day

[@landler656]

I love the power couple of Yassified Danny Devito and the founding fatherly hips that don't quit.

[@ClaremyJarkson]

If you drop the video quality all the way down, nothing changes.

[@isaiahsabo4728]

this video is best watched at 360p, it adds to the genuine dd2 experience