Red calling people Dumbass

[@betsy032785]

“You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot is looking for a room” that line is the best ! I just love Red 😂

[@ashishdeshpande3525]

He's epic

[@laritahill3172]

Okay ✅ I’m happy 😊 birthday 🎉 happy 😊 to Hey 👋

[@laritahill3172]

Hey

[@ashishdeshpande3525]

@@laritahill3172 Hey 😀

[@TheRealBlueIce]

IF i had a Mistletoe i would kiss ya!

[@hollyroxy25]

“A swift kick in the ass doesn’t solve everything” “I gotta disagree Bob” 🤣🤣🤣

[@henrytownshend6441]

Love that one

[@GreatOldOne9866]

Red is a hero for saying that.

[@Wolf_3125]

It solved WW2 and the Gulf War

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

Bob was completely right

[@DaVlogAndGamer]

@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty yeah bob did make a point there

[@unchargedpickles6372]

I used a Red Foreman line on my son the other day, "Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you, is because you are a dumbass." He's 14. My Dad found out I said that and about died laughing so hard.

[@shadywaitamin2409]

I eagerly look forward to use that line on my kid someday!

[@MrStaley]

No u didn't 🤣🤣

[@SebtimusPrime_77]

Same! But I found this part on Instagram. Future advice for kids

[@tarzanyogi]

Very nice! Also 100th like

[@Igarappappa]

How'd your son respond to that? XD

[@alucard624]

Red is the character most of us have become as we've gotten older.

[@hellhound1389]

I've always been like red

[@robertchase6387]

I'm 43 and can confirm.

[@hellhound1389]

@@robertchase6387 I've been like red since I was a teenager. My friends always knew that if it pissed me off I was gonna put my foot in their ass

[@Winston7564]

I concur

[@miskitoragee6296]

I swear, I call so many people dumbasses in my head at work

[@Greencastles23]

Kurtwood Smith must have had a blast playing Red!

[@cmc8856]

Kurtwood Smith was awesome as Red

[@TurdFerguson0528]

@@cmc8856 and as the bad guy in Robocop (bitches, leave lol). He's just a badass all around.

[@YourFellowRNRSisterFan98]

I bet. I loved watching him. (Like many did)

[@retrogaminginsanity7585]

@@TurdFerguson0528 or evil captian in mirror universe of star trek voyager

[@j-hookedfishing1133]

He played Red based on his real life step father.

[@BlackLightning47]

"Goodnight, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass" Lmao still the best line.

[@JeffreyGillespie]

I was born in 1974. My Dad was just like Red Foreman. I miss him every day.

[@lordmonarch2995]

Because you know he loved you. He wouldn’t say it but he showed it with tough love. And it had to be done. Men need to be strong leaders. That’s how the world views us. And if you can’t live up to it well life isn’t gonna be easy on you.

[@johnhiltner6676]

My dad was born in 1974 and acted like red rip pops 🙏

[@RyanPelley1]

I was born in 1988 and my dad urined on me.

[@shawnneice4322]

You are blessed to have had time to build memories with your father. I'm sorry for your loss. I was barely more than 2 when my father was shot and killed. I don't know anything about him except for the stories of friends and family.

[@shawnneice4322]

@@RyanPelley1 urined?

[@jamesmuller3807]

Red is the only man in those kids lives that cares enough to kick them in the ass when they screw up. The world needs more of them.

[@brandonross4742]

Yes!

[@claymack1109]

Couldn't agree more

[@Quakeinc14]

The power of a strong father. Keep everyone in line.

[@gilbertotoledo1421]

"Oh I'll put on weight, I'll bridge the gap." You gotta admire Fez's enthusiasm. Lol

[@TheY2AProblem]

“She can smell booze from a mile away.” “Excuse me?!” “You smell like booze from a mile away.” “That’s worse dumbass.”

[@Cosmic-Peachie]

😂😂😂

[@samwilsoncaptainamerica233]

No wonder Red hates both Kelsos

[@Num542867]

The best advice ever: when used separately women and alcohol can be A LOT of fun. But if you mix them they can turn you into a dumbass

[@Blackflame24]

Amen brother!!

[@robbiemendenhall9381]

Lmao!!!

[@7swordquanta459]

Knowing how Red met Kitty, this is true

[@shawnneice4322]

He NAILED IT!

[@jonessoda4me1]

Just like jobs and girls, if you mix your job and girls, that’s a recipe for dumbassery! 😊

[@ashh4929]

"If you don't... Furious! ...Foot in asses!" 😂 😂

[@Greencastles23]

I love seeing Red faking anger to cover an urge to laugh, lol! That was a great reversal of his usual, lol!

[@Coincollector81]

Red foreman is one the funniest characters in television history. When this show was being filmed, the crew must've been dying from the lines. Archie bunker and Red foreman would get along swimmingly.

[@music79075]

To some degree for sure until Archie started saying Based and Redpilled (tm) stuff. For all the faults the man may have had, bigotry wasn't one of them as far as I remember haha.

[@lunagoodhart5489]

Add Dorothy Zbornak.

[@Coincollector81]

@@lunagoodhart5489 She was pretty funny to. Dorothy could've been red foreman sacarastic mother.

[@KingpenGames]

@@music79075 soft

[@Capricorn_Enigma]

Add Archy Buncker as well.

[@arrianawilliams6368]

Red yelling at Hyde for making a stupid decision is so funny but heartwarming he really loves Hyde like a son lol

[@ylayourlittleadvisor2927]

I agree😊😊. They have a special bond🙂‍↕️

[@clevelandbci9562]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="326">5:26</a>. "Poor little fella, he's afraid of the garden hose." 😂😂😂

[@KakarotC]

Eric: “Mom you should find something to enrich your life.. may I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?” Red: “ May I suggest the footing of your ass” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@skylerbehunin7777]

This is not the ass you are looking for. See now you don’t know what to do.

[@Miketendo93]

Eric: "This is not the ass, you're looking for" Red: 😡 Eric: "See now you don't know *what* to do" Eric was such a smartass 😁

[@samwilsoncaptainamerica233]

​@@Miketendo93 that's why Red had to put his foot up Eric's ass

[@samwilsoncaptainamerica233]

​@@Miketendo93 Red: "I don't think anyone knows what to do with you Eric"

[@roggill6599]

Red and Kitty have to be the best parents in the world.

[@geofftownsend7973]

With a kick in the ass.

[@samuraicop4930]

@@geofftownsend7973 * with a swift kick in the ass

[@sagenebula]

Their relationship was also the best on the show. Donna/Eric this, Hyde/Jackie that. No. All the teen romances pale in comparison to the majesty that was Red/Kitty.

[@artu165]

@@sagenebula I mean, you said it, they were teenagers. I don't think there's anyone who is mature enough when they are teenagers to have good/respectable relationships. I can tell you I was an idiot when I was a teen, and I can guarantee you almost everyone is. Our mind is not fully developed until we turn 25. Expecting teenage kids to have good relationships? You're setting yourself up to disappointment. Meanwhile Kitty and Red are mature adults. I would be very concerned if Red and Kitty had the same drama in their relationship as the other kids.

[@jordangann7438]

@@artu165 research says now that our brains aren't fully developed until we're 28.

[@allanacmilan]

"That woman... was the invisible dancing fairy of dumbass land" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this kills me every time!!

[@KakarotC]

“Well if it isn’t my son the vandal… you know I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xvkn]

“My foot is shaking and wants to kick his ass so bad”😂🤣

[@jrewing1512]

He made the show in my opinion. I think he was the sanest character on the show.

[@stevenstair1068]

He sure did 😁

[@jim2245]

They're attempting a That 90s Show on Netflix soon. Red & Kitty are grandparent's

[@davidmoncholi6746]

@@jim2245 I can't wait to see it

[@jimbeam2299]

Eh he told Eric he wouldn’t be anything in life so that’s pretty fucked up 😂

[@redacted2275]

0:52 I love how much he cares about Hyde in this scene... it's his way of saying that he worries more about Hyde than Hyde himself. It's a crude but real scene, it happens in a lot of houses throughout the world.

[@isaiahbranford9279]

“Son, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.”😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@troyoro]

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me that 🤭

[@drugsAreCrazy-yx6ft]

😂😅❤❤

[@briancunningham7063]

I know this is about Red but when Eric said “ This is not the ass you are looking for” had me dying 😂

[@fidan2fast]

you gotta give Kitty credit on the one-liners "why don't we just stop calling it christmas and start calling it assmas"

[@sheilaspanbauer4441]

"Honey, I don't think you're a jackass. I think you are a jackangel!" (Cue mom smile 😃) LOL 😆😂

[@drugsAreCrazy-yx6ft]

😂😅❤

[@fatimakhatun5788]

I don’t care what anyone says, that 70s show is better than friends

[@kayleeriley3591]

Hard agree

[@johnsoapmactavish9921]

anything is better than Friends tbh

[@eauneau]

Waaaaaaaay better!!

[@jasoncallaghan7066]

Friends is overrated

[@1Luv87]

What about girlfriends?

[@EmilioReyes_97]

"Separate, woman and beer can be alot of fun. But, if you mix them together...they-can-turn-you-into-a *dumbass* " Sage advice Redd, sage advice.

[@samwilsoncaptainamerica233]

The man really was ahead of his time

[@JesusChristmyMESSIAH]

True statement to be sure

[@KevinMondello1996]

“Foots in asses!!!” I could laugh at that for a few good minutes lol

[@havrik2101]

When Eric said "in there... but its all spidery" brought back memories of my childhood lol

[@xxx-il9dv]

One of the most highly underrated comedy shows. When Topher Grace left some of the magic left. The original cast was lightning in a bottle.

[@MIchael-li7mq]

agreed. I didn't like Randy

[@djgaben6187]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="674">11:14</a> I love how despite it all, Red does defend him here.

[@redacted2275]

Eric can be a smart mouth but he would never be a bad influence, especially in this case. Bob is talking crazy and Red knows it... maybe Red came to a conclusion that it's everybody's fault.

[@cloudyns]

Well during this time in the show Bob and Pam were experimenting with other people. Therefore Donna was acting up at school. So of course Eric had nothing to do with it.

[@IDiggPattyMayonnaise]

He wasn't really defending Eric as much as making fun of Bobs terrible parenting at that time. They were together but dating other people in front of Donna.

[@hollyroxy25]

Well as everyone knows, it’s one thing when you say something about your kids but it’s a whole other thing when somebody else does lol

[@KeyMasterX]

That one moment where instead of his default yelling, Red very calmly talked to Eric about his fuck up and calling him a dumbass for the excuse Eric gave him. You could feel the love and disappointment Red had for his son.

[@henrythman]

“I just wanna say, when my time comes, I wanna be buried face down, so that anyone who doesn’t like me, can kiss my ass.”

[@gregguralnik2512]

I LOVE Kitty, but I also love Red Forman. Say whatever you want about Red FOrman, but he is a stand-up guy and a stand-up father. And a stand-up husband.

[@somnuswaltz5586]

Uh... literally everyone will say the exact answer things you did about him. Red is universally renowned. Don't act like you're the only one who thinks so 🙄

[@gregguralnik2512]

@@somnuswaltz5586 I'm not acting like anything, I'm just expressing my opinion. Don't get so offended and bent out of shape over nothing.

[@nicolehuff8455]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="837">13:57</a> " When my time comes, I wanna be buried face down, so that anyone who doesn't like me, can kiss my ass." 😂

[@dankrocka64]

Red is one of the greatest characters of all time. Right up there with Bundy and Costanza

[@shawnneice4322]

Archie Bunker

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

Bobby Hill, dude.

[@gageperuti5519]

Hawkeye Pierce. And Colonel Flag.

[@rushmanzero]

Red is the best character in the show. The entire cast is gold. But his character is always hilarious.

[@corycarter4689]

No coming of age show could ever compare to this..

[@thestoner1030]

Married with children does.

[@reinarforeman6518]

@@thestoner1030 no 😊❤

[@headmasterbaitsman7179]

Everyone has their own opinion so ye

[@Etobeeshawn]

@@thestoner1030 Married...with Children is and was not a coming-of-age show. Seriously where the hell do you get that from?

[@OpticCookies01]

The Wonder Years

[@SimplySteph.]

Red is one of the funniest TV Dads.. I'm pretty sure alot of dads were like that back in the day.. its the tough love type of dad

[@redacted2275]

Even nowadays most dads are a mix of Red and Fresh Prince's Uncle Phil... of course, times have changed but the essence is the same.

[@simunator]

we're in an age of weak men right now

[@joebone3151]

My dad this was 2000s is the tough love type

[@shawnneice4322]

@@simunator thin skinned snow flakes.

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

The bad type of dad, yeah. Good thing those dads are becoming less & less common. We need more moms like Kitty though. She brightens up the room when she walks in.

[@masonspies6057]

"You're about to read a book that my foot wrote, its called, on the road to in your ass" 🤣🤣 dead

[@danieltorres7519]

I said that to a kid when I was in fifth grade. 😄

[@retired4365]

Growing up in the 70's was actually like that. Great show.

[@eriktatos]

Cuz our parents parents were hardened by WW2 😮

[@claytonhess5512]

​@@eriktatos and the Korean War.

[@lydiajohnson818]

I was just a little kid in the 70s but I remember my older siblings and some of the things the kids do on the show is very similar to what they did. Except smoking weed in the basement. They go in woods and smoke it there. Their own little weed hide out lol

[@okyggtty]

If that's true. Wow u are old

[@lauraloveee]

@@okyggtty her name is Lydia Johnson... ya think? Lmao

[@DeterminedDuo]

@@okyggtty You must just be really young... I can relate I'm still 20

[@Angus73]

The older I get, the more I relate to Red Forman. Al Bundy is a VERY close second. I am not above calling someone a dumbass when necessary.

[@mcrchickenluvr]

Dumbass or jackass. Either way I’m good.

[@RWildekrav66]

That’s a good philosophy to have .

[@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty]

That's not a good thing, though. Red & Al are morons. That's how they're written: reactionary conservative morons who don't know any better. They're cynical and detached from reality. You can't call other people dumbass if you don't even understand what they're doing. Nobody should strive to be like Red or Al. Strive to be like Kitty instead (without the alcohol).

[@drugsAreCrazy-yx6ft]

He's likes the super hero we all needed 😂😅❤

[@hesayshesayhowboutmesay]

When he cussed Hyde out for getting arrested for Jackie, ugh my husband and I cry laughing every time 😂😂😂😂hippy stink😭😭😭😭😭

[@skywalker01974]

The worst part is nothing gets hippie stink out of fabric.

[@russh7914]

Red and Al Bundy, 2 of the greatest no shit taking tv dad's.

[@hellhound1389]

Damn right

[@ghjjiyeqsg1052]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1940">32:20</a> “No, uh dad, this is just a prank that’s gone wrong. Horribly… Horribly wrong!” “Well I have a prank too, one where my foot doesn’t… plow through your ass! Let’s hope it doesn’t go horribly, horribly wrong!”

[@YourFellowRNRSisterFan98]

Who else busted out laughing every time Red said “foot in ass”? Or just the word “ass” in general? I can’t stop laughing my “ass” off lmao. I love this show and miss it being on Netflix.

[@soranraina4391]

"You look like a damn hungarian"-Red Foreman

[@horsekfobster7823]

My dad was a mix of Julius from Everybody Hates Chris and Red Forman.

[@jimmysandonato3403]

Best 2 tv dad's of all time

[@scottmoreno2421]

Red is my spirit animal

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Mine too 😂

[@arbin.m.5089]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="726">12:06</a> is what landed him into the 2007 Venom role for Spider-Man 3.

[@eriktatos]

Lmaoooooo yass

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

"All women want gifts." 100% accurate

[@sstaralien]

Not wrong lol

[@benmccarthy1799]

I dont think thats unique to women.

[@VintageAfro91]

Red Foreman was that one person who would say what we were ALL thinking.

[@zarnell]

I really miss looking forward to watching new episodes of this show. Yeah, I'm older now ha ha but this show fkn nailed it. The 70's and 80's, what a great time to be alive in America.

[@simongoddard7692]

"And now I have hippie stink on my couch" omg dead 😂

[@Benji10109]

The fact that this is almost 40 minutes long says something XD

[@mexispartano8381]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="265">4:25</a> “When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass.” 😂😂😂 as a kid I would laugh so hard because it’s funny. Now as an adult, I realized Red was telling the truth.

[@michaelcampbell3120]

My dad was like that back in the 70s and he mellowed in time when I got older loved it

[@ashcarrier6606]

He will forever be Clarence Boddicker hiding out in a witness protection program.

[@ronnies379peterbiltexperie2]

Lololol

[@paulvondal7498]

Say what you want but I don't remember red ever being like legit pissed at his wife

[@mrwoodsman2000]

When Kitty flips out on Red though, hilarious.

[@shafrozac5427]

Alphas are mean to everyone but their wives. Betas are nice to everyone but their wives. Mmm hmmm Red is the MAN!

[@JohnDoe-wb4iv]

Red was the most normal one on the show

[@Deadpool-fh6ve]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="972">16:12</a> It's funny when you realize Red has almost definitely said that.

[@latoshawhite8495]

I still watch that 70s show from time to time but they are silly as hell and I love them so much right now

[@georgefortune1109]

I grew up in the 70s great show and a great time growing up .

[@Baseds_Backup_Account]

I still can't believe there's more than 30 minutes of Red's most iconic catchphrase. This is even longer than their very own episodes (Not to mention, more entertaining) Truly a time to be alive.

[@breatheandrelaxxxxxx2746]

OMG when Red tells Kitty about his vast inventory of love ...."Well, you're about to get an inventory of my foot in your ass!! Yeah, I can do that too!" That line was ok as a kid, pretty funny. As a married man, now that hits me in my soul!! Plus you'd never expect Kitty to say it!!!! Hahaha

[@RyToast518]

This should’ve just been called “Red calling people a dumbass and threatening to kick their ass for about 38 minutes”

[@samuelgauna7787]

I’ve always found it hilarious that Hyde seems more like red and kittys son than Eric does lol

[@ryans413]

That was the point the show tried to show through the seasons

[@HadiXII]

I sleep listening to this every night, thank you.

[@jorgevalerojr.8657]

Appreciate it bro they took it off Netflix

[@richardgrace4500]

Why did they take it off of Netflix? Because it isn’t “politically correct” or “socially correct” anymore... as red would say “bunch of dumbasses”

[@drsaliyusufmindar9092]

@@richardgrace4500 prolly bcs this show is not available in his region bro, bcs i got this issue too so i have to use vpn to watch this show

[@blanktintin]

@@richardgrace4500 Hyde actor guilty of sexual allegations…yeah

[@forge4119]

@@drsaliyusufmindar9092 What country is it available in? I want to watch it too.

[@drsaliyusufmindar9092]

@@forge4119 australia

[@JMDarkly1]

The older I get, the more I realize Red had a point. I have called many idiots dumbasses and it feels wonderful.

[@Possiblycrazy90]

Reds sarcasm is FUCKING HILARIOUS

[@ITILII]

Red Forman and Al Bundy, 2 greatest tv dads of all time !

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

No Homer Simpson?

[@justchill6424]

Uncle phil

[@asganaweps]

seems we're missing the "it's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity" line here...

[@Joshua-Eden]

One of the best and funniest shows in the world!

[@coletteannemaud1340]

FUNNY, especially at a time like this,,we need more humour he's great LOVE THE FOOT IN THE ARSE JOKES...

[@jamesvincent5875]

You know who that woman was? The invisible dancing fairy of dumbass-land! Whoever the writer was for Red Forman jokes... top notch!

[@chickmagnet3149]

- i guess you're getting too old -shut it 😂

[@jredwine12]

If you find the right mix of Eric Taylor and Red Forman, you'll be a great father.

[@Bluethunder902]

I wish they’d make a sequel to this weekly series. I’d love to see the kids as adults with teenagers of their own.

[@elle9543]

The actors who play Kitty and Red have been green-lighted to produce/direct the sequel. Imagine Red Forman eagle-eyeing Eric and Donna's daughter. It's gonna be a blast!

[@Harmthuria]

Netflix (I think it's Netflix) has started filming a sequel mini series. It's called; 'That 90's Show'. Can't wait.

[@nicholaszeitner2134]

Homie you must be excited now. It’s not quite what you envisioned but still. 🎉

[@stephaniedaly7111]

The older I get, the more I realise my husband and I are turning out like kitty and red. I'm so here for it 🤣 they're great

[@MitchellFace]

Greatest tv dad of all time!

[@imnainggolanpm2245]

Somehow I only watched this series after I got married and had 4 kids. Interestingly, the way I interact with my kids, pretty much like Red did 😀😊😀😊

[@simunator]

world needs more dads like you and red

[@maryannsarkady7950]

This was my favorite show, reminded me so much of college years !

[@johnkeller5163]

The very best line was "Bitches leave!!!" and proceeded to play one of the most epic badass killers in Robocop.

[@fearedgenius7020]

All 70s dads talked like Red. I know: I grew up in the 70s. When I was Eric's age, my dad said to me "If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards."

[@harrylongabaugh7402]

I miss the 70's.

[@fearedgenius7020]

@@harrylongabaugh7402 Those were great times.

[@thekeeperofsecrets1615]

Aw yes the decade with statistically the most serial killers good times.

[@beerrox711]

Reds "inventory of love" line is definitely something Eric would say

[@FlyntPrince]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="345">5:45</a> Eric's comeback is too good 😂

[@Miketendo93]

Eric was a total smartass 😁

[@MauriG89]

The fact that the opening was left to run at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="152">2:32</a> shows what a true fan of the show the person who made this video is. Thank you ❤

[@gabriellecosta4184]

Red: Eric what did I say about calling your sister the devil Eric: it’s offensive to the devil 👿🤣

[@eriktatos]

The Hungarian line gets me every time

[@ChromeBone23]

"Of all the dumbass stunts you kids ever pulled, this little California Adventure takes the dumbass cake." lmao

[@GreatOldOne9866]

“Just do down to the bureau of high paying jobs. You can’t it’s it, it’s right nest to the pie in the sky office.” 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dougparson4407]

As a Former Marine in his 60s - I completely understand and support Red !!! LOL

[@calebcopas9982]

“Yeah you did, you bled and you cried” 😂😂. Wasn’t a Red scene but still funny af!

[@LuneMurdock]

yo this will forever be a classic show i will forever love

[@metalmario00]

My favorite is: YOU IDIOTS JUST HUNG VACANCY SIGNS ON YOUR ASSES AND MY FOOT'S LOOKING FOR A ROOM

[@Bad_Dr3amer]

I can’t believe there’s over half an hour of red calling people dumbass 😂😂😂😂 Red is undoubtedly one of the best and funniest characters ❤😂

[@danbytp]

Red had such a great way of sayin,"DUMBASS!",made you think you really were one.

[@pieseasmyseas]

The older I get the more I become like Red.