Holly becomes a genius and gets lumped with a bread obsessed toaster to keep her intellectually occupied.
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@ozanyoung29093 жыл бұрын
"Certainly not, and I resent the implication that I'm a one dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance" may just be the greatest comeback from a toaster in television history.
@greg_42019 ай бұрын
lol quite probably
@BlaizeV5 жыл бұрын
Given that God is Infinite and that the Universe is also Infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
@tomasinacovell42932 жыл бұрын
Non! It couldn't be more boring!
@prinnywizzard9608 Жыл бұрын
Somehow I had it *certain* in my head that the toaster delivered that line with 'would you like a currant bun?' It's essentially the same thing but it's a different cadence, and now the real line sounds wrong to my ears 😂 (Still love it though!)
@sacrificiallamb45684 ай бұрын
@@prinnywizzard9608 Maybe that's from the book, I'll tell you when I get there.
@judithsixkiller55864 ай бұрын
@@prinnywizzard9608I believe that Talky toaster made appearances in at least 3 episodes, so you could be correct.
@judithsixkiller55864 ай бұрын
When you get a chance ,look up the ironic and hilarious story of the loss of the original head of David Hanson's tribute PDK robot based on the personality,writings and face of renowned science fiction author Philip K Dick ,who wrote "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?" And the storyline that inspired "Bladerunner". P.S,PDK is still somewhere out there. I'd like to think that he's happily solar recharging out on some beach with a cute android companion. Maybe one of the original Alice,Mia or 48 Sophia The Robot prototype models or human personality program replica Bina Rosenblatt.
@XShadoWPaws4 жыл бұрын
In the novel Holly switches back on just to tell the toaster to piss off. It was her amusing
@JohanStarDragon14 жыл бұрын
This is why appliances shouldn't have artificial intelligence.
@YamiOni2 жыл бұрын
Unless it's the Toaster from The Sink. He's got my vote.
@ConMag-Fhionnghaile2 жыл бұрын
2022 here, nobody listened to the warnings.
@Chris_Sizemore2 жыл бұрын
@@YamiOni I'm more of a Muggy man myself. Muggy is self-aware. He knows how crazy and obsessed he sounds, because he was programmed to be self-aware and frustrated by it. And yet, Muggy never fails to come through with a clean mug. Except when you tell him to scrap them. Also Muggy never burns the toast and laughs maniacally at your disappointment.
@jamiehoward55382 жыл бұрын
According to lister and his smart shoes story it's cruel
@joetuktyyuktuk8635 Жыл бұрын
Show was way ahead of it's time.
@NimhLabs5 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most beautiful scenes in television histories.
@colinp22385 жыл бұрын
Comedy wise the toaster is a work of genius and I've just finished my toast so now where's my crumpet?
@ThieflyChap5 жыл бұрын
Assuming you married her, I'd say at the table with you.
@Aerojet015 жыл бұрын
Now that I think about it, Hattie Hayridge was a bit of a crumpet back in those days, especially with her hair tied back.
@AtheAetheling3 жыл бұрын
Yep. I met her at a convention last year, she was super nice. Apparently Norman, as great as he is, is hard work and kind of grumpy. I'd love to see Hattie back in the role in a future series.
@MichaelM282 жыл бұрын
@@AtheAetheling why? Norman's Holly is better in every way
@chrisbirch41505 ай бұрын
@@AtheAetheling you can tell in interviews, Norman Lovett is a pain in the arse. He also complains that Hattie Hayridge just copied his interpretation of the character.
@chrisbirch41504 ай бұрын
@@RaferJeffersonIII I thought Lovett left because of logistics
@user-lf3kr1nq2d3 ай бұрын
@@chrisbirch4150 Wasn't she supposed to do that? She was hired to play the same character. They chose her because she had similar delivery during her stand-up routine. It would have been annoying if she took the liberty of changing Holly.
@FreakHarryPotter3 жыл бұрын
"And I resent the implication that I'm a one-dimensional, Red Dwarf obsessed human smeghead."
@kisbie4 жыл бұрын
Brain the size of a planet and you’re asking me if I want some toast. Oh wait, that’s not right.
@stephenusaf6315 Жыл бұрын
Any scene involving Talkie always makes me hungry for grilled bread products.
@Karthesios14 жыл бұрын
I love Holly's "derp" face...
@shawnattwells53553 жыл бұрын
Careful toaster, your getting close to another accident; you know, the one involving you, Lister, the waste disposal, and a ten pound lump hammer.
@2Scribble2 жыл бұрын
It's kind of funny to hear Hattie Hayridge use her actual accent without all the inflections she normally does to play Holly's more 'natural' ditzy persona I kind of wish we could see her again - she had some really funny moments in the original run
@squidink3470 Жыл бұрын
She was my favourite Holly as a kid since I didn't really "get" the first two seasons and didn't watch them much. Shame she seems to be totally ignored by the show now when she was such a huge presence throughout its golden era.
@lewismoreton48563 жыл бұрын
Is nobody seriously going to mention that in the book, the toaster asked Holly who was god, and the answer was 'Lister' .... and then Holly nearly blew up?!
@jediknight1292 жыл бұрын
lister is an orobouros so he is god.
@bigcoryjones21262 жыл бұрын
???there was a book!!!🤯🤯🤯
@jediknight1292 жыл бұрын
@@bigcoryjones2126 there are three 'Red Dwarf'' 'infinity welcomes careful drivers' and 'BTL' I believe. Well worth reading.
@lewismoreton48562 жыл бұрын
@@bigcoryjones2126 There were four books. Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers (1989), Better Than Life (1990), Last Human (1995) Backwards (1996) I mean, I only read/knew about them because my dad passed down his copies to me as a kid
@bigcoryjones21262 жыл бұрын
@@lewismoreton4856 I got hooked on the TV show as a kid I never knew there was books.
@MaxxPower10117 жыл бұрын
Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite...would you like a toasted teacake?
@veramae40982 жыл бұрын
That's been said. [depressed] I do wish people would read other comments before commenting.
@JohnyG295 ай бұрын
@@veramae4098 You replied to a 15 year old comment 🤣 That chap is probably dead by now 🤣🤣
@trolley765722 күн бұрын
If anyone is reading this in another 15 years in 2039 you should reply too, that'd be funny probably
@benmiller32522 жыл бұрын
Hattie Hayridge should have had more screentime as Holly
@SamMichaelComedy3 жыл бұрын
This is how female version of Holly should have been all along... Her argument with Rimmer later in the episode is excellent
@123Jim912 ай бұрын
Not really. It is a silly trope to depict women as intelligent relative to men, same way it is to depict women as goofy. The point should not be tropes about gender in Western media, you should just have someone who is depicted as feminine but prone to the same unavoidable decay as masculine characters. My criticism is not that you enjoyed Holly depicted as a clever AI woman, but that you think being feminine should retcon the decay mentioned since season 1. Another issue, showing you misunderstand feminism, is that you do not see that people would be annoyed if they made a male version more intelligent, meaning you types are contradicting the goals of equality and therefore the stated core goals of the feminist movement. Women should be depicted as being capable of intelligence, or lack thereof, otherwise a pedestal effect occurs, which is connected to involuntary celibacy when ill young men figure out women are just human and as capable of virue AND defect as men. You are not being orthodox, you are being reactionary. Tut tut.
@SamMichaelComedy2 ай бұрын
@@123Jim91 you’re replying to a comment I made 3 years ago about enjoying a sitcom character with a ramble about feminism. Everything okay at home?
@123Jim912 ай бұрын
@@SamMichaelComedyIt is more my criticism of modern leftism, as whether or not you support whatever core values shared by both Anarchists and Marxists, various identity politics issues are too splintered and so are ultimately self defeating, unless used by socialists or tolerated by national socialists who believe in "accelerationism." My home life is fine, but I wanted to criticise you in a way that made absolutely clear I have no problem with intelligent women, but only with that television trope as it has it's origins in reactionary identity politics. I myself am not a Marxist, I lean to the right, but I prefer the Castro ilk of leftist over the modern liberal "yass queen kind." Though my comments may seem bizarre on a clip from a comedy, it would make more sense if you look up "a marxist critique of identity politics", and if you look into how idpol has steadily infected popular culture. If I get even one person to take an interest in sociology and political science I will be happy, even if they only think over this 2 years after calling me a git on the spectrum. This is also covertly satirical and tongue in cheek. Later dudes.
@123Jim912 ай бұрын
@@SamMichaelComedyI responded but KZbin censored me. Was just a laugh at marxism. Nvm.
@danielwilliamson61806 жыл бұрын
2:44 "Here's my next question. What the smeg are you going to do?!" LOL
@RoqueFortStu2 жыл бұрын
He learned from Lister!
@danielwilliamson61802 жыл бұрын
@@RoqueFortStu Yes. The master of Smeg.
@blueluny2 ай бұрын
When you are amazed by the acting performance of talkie toaster, know he is voiced by the first kryten, David Ross. Legend
@canItouch6 жыл бұрын
Here is my next question; what the smeg are you going to do?
@monol2216 жыл бұрын
The smart Holly is hot!
@digitaldeathsquid34484 жыл бұрын
I'm glad they brought back Talkie Toaster for the newer series.
@ajhyde19213 жыл бұрын
Newer series? There is a newer series? If you don't mind me asking, what is it called?
@SirLordSpam3 жыл бұрын
They made two more seasons of red dwarf 11 and 12 and a movie about the cat race
@djsykez2 жыл бұрын
@@SirLordSpam the cat race movie ???? really got a name or link
@SirLordSpam2 жыл бұрын
@@djsykez red dwarf: the promised land
@jeanpaulsinatra3 жыл бұрын
Well, he certainly seems to be more into it than the robot who passes butter
@DLLW9314 жыл бұрын
she's really pretty when shes in intelligent mode :OO
@333angeleyes6 жыл бұрын
yeah I was so mad and sad when they fired her
@123Jim912 ай бұрын
@@333angeleyesBecause of her gender you were mad? You have a problem with the much admired male actor? Besides men are fired in showbiz, it happens...you want women to be..coddled? Seems condescending to women to coddle em but okay not surprised by your nonsense anymore.
@DeusExMJ1215 жыл бұрын
I resent the implication that I am a one- dimensional, bread-obsessed electrical appliance!
@veramae40982 жыл бұрын
You're the 3rd of 4th person to make that comment. Please read other comments before posting or just SHUT UP.
@Rickman11213 жыл бұрын
"oh very well here is my second question... would you like a crumpet?" LOL crumpets have EVERYTHING to do with chaos theory and predicting weather cycles
@Nickel_The_Wise4 жыл бұрын
It's true, dear comment librarians! See, says right here in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, Aleph-Quintet Edition (I'm from a universe where music was weaponized during the 60s, don't ask), right here under the Do's and Don'ts of Breakfast Warfare.. "There is a strong chance that deploying unbuttered breads in times of quantum conflict will result in all of the native primary atmosphere turning into a ceramic compound, not unlike the kind used in the manufacture of sinks, a recognized universal qualifier." hm.. maybe Talkie was from my universe and was looking to make sure Holly hadn't gone crazy and asked for a crumpet without first requesting butter.
@sacrificiallamb45684 ай бұрын
@@Nickel_The_Wise That checks out. Are The Beatles war criminals then?
@Brian-hc3qxАй бұрын
Love talkie toaster. It would hilarious to have a cameo with Talkie Toaster and Duane Dibley...now that would be awesome...
@5688gamble3 жыл бұрын
IQ of 12386, can perform all kinds of complex astro-navigation, can break lightspeed knows the meaning of life, can't tell the difference between 345 years and 3.45 minutes or figure out how to save herself. seems legit!
@kb90722 жыл бұрын
Did you know the guy doing the voice here is the original actor (David Ross) who played Kryten?
@judithsixkiller55864 ай бұрын
I was glad that they found another interesting role for him,since Llewellyn was definitely a better fit for Kryten.
@singleplayermoments14 жыл бұрын
"Certainly not. And I resent the implication that I am a one-dimensional bread-obsessed electrical appliance!" XD Hahahaha!!
@hoppy3034 жыл бұрын
The best part of this video is from 0:00 to 2:58
@NateSean5 жыл бұрын
I can buy every sonic screwdriver on the market but I can't have a talking toaster. Not cool.
@dougbriglmen7165 жыл бұрын
You don't seem to understand I know the meaning of the universe. That is not answering my question. No I would not like a crumpet!😂🤣
@theghostofjohn30095 жыл бұрын
I love talkie toaster!
@living4ward2it4 жыл бұрын
Galluping up diarrhea drive without a saddle!
@lellyparker4 ай бұрын
It doesn't matter how intelligent the answers are if the questions are stupid.
@HactarThe2nd13 жыл бұрын
Genius Holly is purty...
@Paul_the_Bookworm5 жыл бұрын
6 people REALLY didn't want toast
@PastafariansWON13 жыл бұрын
After watching this, I totally want to be a toaster in my next life. :D
@csh21317 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the clip. I love this bit. It possibly my fave memory of Red Dwarf, PRICELESS
@optimisticwhovian17265 жыл бұрын
I loved the conversations with the supporting characters as much as the ones with the main cast, and Hattie looked a hundred times better with her hair slicked back than she ever did with that awful pudding bowl fringe she sported. Shame it was only temporary.
@IrishCarney Жыл бұрын
Well, she only briefly had the IQ necessary to realize how much better she looked that way
@Indiasrainbow15 жыл бұрын
talkie the toaster played Kryten in the ep "Kryten" :P
@DODGETHISLUCAS8BIT5 жыл бұрын
“Strike the light I’m a genius again”!
@jamiehoward55382 жыл бұрын
I have a funny feeling that talkie toaster and the smart shoes (the ones that have soles) would be good friends 😂
@dalethechipmunk38735 жыл бұрын
Talkie toaster RULEZ! I want one 😄
@KingofKlubs17 жыл бұрын
My absolute favorite clip of all the series. Thank you so much
@IrishCarney Жыл бұрын
Second favorite, with Talkie driving Dave up the wall constantly asking him if he wants toast as #1
@KingofKlubs Жыл бұрын
@@IrishCarney Now closely followed by Cat's explanation of how Archimedes invented gravy when a bath fell on his head and he yelled "Formica!" 🤣
@spaceboyg13 жыл бұрын
She may have an IQ over 12,000 but she managed to lose 4 seconds from her life expectancy pretty easily (345 -> 341).
@roguishpaladin5 жыл бұрын
Well, that's what happens when time elapses.
@TruthSikher Жыл бұрын
It's not 4 seconds, it's 0.04 minutes. I could not live with myself if I did not give you this critical information that will change how you see the universe forever.
@kellyjeaularson57866 ай бұрын
I'd purchase a Talki Toaster in a smegging moment!
@singleplayermoments14 жыл бұрын
Mmm this scene makes my mouth water...
@knaziringram45894 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest episodes to date
@adolphsanchez1429 Жыл бұрын
I had a very brief hope that she would answer with a unified theory of quantum mechanics and classical physics, but then I remembered this is just a British sci-fi comedy.
@neilgerace3552 жыл бұрын
Hey Holly, what do you get it you multiply six by nine?
@gustavgnoettgen4 ай бұрын
Ao the idea here is probably: if you got this opportunity, to ask any question and get every answer - what's the quality of your question?
@dantae6666 ай бұрын
Anyone else want toasted teacakes all of a sudden
@garysmith24505 ай бұрын
I love this scene.
@harrytyrrell21248 ай бұрын
0:56 I knew he was gonna say that
@Weredabois1 Жыл бұрын
This is my next question, what the smeg are you going to do
@matthewlloyd325510 ай бұрын
These days when the algorithm recommends this clip to me I start to wonder to myself, "hmm...what ridiculously underpowered question have I asked someone who would probably prefer something a bit more at their (higher) level?" - but I have about as much intelligence as that toaster I'd say.
@mattlehnardt783 Жыл бұрын
The show should make Talkie Toasters and sell them, and other Red Dwarf smeg.
@thedoctorand5 жыл бұрын
She didn't see that crumbing.
@ahamburger11117 жыл бұрын
LOL! holly's face at 00:25
@jamesroby19486 жыл бұрын
This show used to be so good.
@henrythomas84543 ай бұрын
Does anyone reckon that Holly can now finally answer 'What is a woman?'
@moodyowlproductions42873 жыл бұрын
Toaster"would you like some toast"me"THAT'S IT"(WHAM,WHAM,WHAM).....good bye toaster"
@brendannahor14602 жыл бұрын
Still THE Best episode EVER!! 🤔
@shaz2761 Жыл бұрын
No, that goes to 'Better Than Life'
@brendannahor1460 Жыл бұрын
@@shaz2761 🤣🤣🤣
@uncrunch3983 жыл бұрын
Best old sit-coms are British and Canadian. Bar none.
@uncrunch3983 жыл бұрын
Joke delivery is best when the comedian gives no tells that they're joking. Brits do it best. Followed by Brit Canadians.
@DarksaberForce Жыл бұрын
Never really watched Canadian sitcoms. Which good ones are there?
@uncrunch398 Жыл бұрын
@@DarksaberForce Red Green is the only one that immediately comes to mind. But since I learned it was recorded in USA, I'm not sure if it is authentic Canadian.
@JayDubster26 күн бұрын
Would you like a crumpet?
@stewsretroreviews5 жыл бұрын
Bring talky toaster back. Hilarious
@Ankeshed14 жыл бұрын
@evthurobred 'cheese and ham breville'. Breville is a brand name of appliances for making toasted sandwiches (aka toasties)
@Cre8tvMG4 жыл бұрын
IQ of 12,000 and you're arguing with a toaster?
@Pravdacz-tp8zu3 жыл бұрын
How did everyone including me missed that lol
@5688gamble3 жыл бұрын
@@Pravdacz-tp8zu Also miss that this 12000 IQ computer can't tell the difference between minutes and years until a toaster gives her cause to check and that she can't come up with a better solution to her predicament than turning herself off and shutting the whole ship down even tho she can apparently marry quantum mechanics and classical physics, break light speed AND come up with a complex planetary pool shot in under a second!
@thomasdearment32149 ай бұрын
love that show
@TomFynn Жыл бұрын
Now I would like some toast. But my toaster is on the fritz. And Fritz is not happy about it, either.
@McRocket2 жыл бұрын
The first Talkie Toaster I found annoying. But I LOVED this one. ☮
@MichaelBrookham11 ай бұрын
Would this have been funnier if Norman Lovett had been Holly?
@thewewguy8t882 жыл бұрын
I just realized this entire scene could be a snl skit lol.
@SlimeDiamond4 жыл бұрын
Can I ask just one question? Would you like a crumpet?
@misterprecocious24912 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@draconusspiritus10372 жыл бұрын
Did anyone ever say YES when the toaster asked if they wanted a toasted whatever?
@TheRealKaiProton2 жыл бұрын
I would love a Talkie Toaster
@bryemycaz13 жыл бұрын
@lordward879 Yes thats David Ross who played the orignal Kryten
@crazyburkey36772 жыл бұрын
Red Dwarf predicted the smart toaster
@greg_42019 ай бұрын
68 is higher that most Somalians
@robsmithracing Жыл бұрын
That toaster sounds like my Alexa 😂😂😂
@realah3001 Жыл бұрын
I mean she is talking to a toaster
@edwardedwards6785 Жыл бұрын
Hattie was so funny in this show. I liked her best as the computer.
@danielbryanlhr Жыл бұрын
345 then they realised it's minutes, but they say '3.41 minutes' when surely it should've been '3.45 minutes' - Not good when she's supposed to have an IQ in excess of 12,000.
@austinseven472010 ай бұрын
They say 3.41 because of the time passing while they established it was minutes not centuries/years.
@DryadMachine Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Orac from Blakes Seven was inspiration for Talkie Toaster. I would love to see those two interact.
@PANDYHO15 жыл бұрын
not just breaddie its quite curranty too :D
@erikagehr82735 жыл бұрын
Man, she's beautiful.
@moontrooper25874 жыл бұрын
What about.... ... 42 crumpets?
@DaSpecialZak3 ай бұрын
I have an iq of 12 thousand and 3.45 minutes to live
@magicman92185 жыл бұрын
This show looks like its part of the MST3K universe
@danielwilliamson61805 жыл бұрын
2:44 LOL
@garysmith24502 жыл бұрын
Would you like a cheese and ham breville?😂😂😂
@davidthedeaf2 жыл бұрын
Toaster sounds like a guy from the 1930s movies in US
@anouarkrassimovich74815 жыл бұрын
Does the computer ever find a way of expanding its lifetime? does it turn itself back on and find the solution before the 3 minutes 45 seconds end?
@jaybrewster24755 жыл бұрын
If i remember correctly, what happens is that the crew reverse the modifications that caused the problem
@anouarkrassimovich74815 жыл бұрын
@@jaybrewster2475 ok thanks :) that actually made me start watching the full series, from episode 1 to the end.
@kimothy17012 жыл бұрын
Always laugh at Iron Man. He has a team of scutters as well.
@georgina-a3 жыл бұрын
There's an uncanny resemblance between "derp Holly" and Liz Truss... 😂😂
@Alan799715 жыл бұрын
New I.Q 68 = %-D
@markallgood79806 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of The blonde girl in The Human League!
@jaysmith28585 жыл бұрын
"You were working as a toaster in a sandwich bar, when I met you. I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around, got the crumbs out of you."
@jameswest46922 жыл бұрын
Dont you want me bagel.
@robertcollins70344 жыл бұрын
Considering the state of the world write now....my question to you is would you like some toast ?