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[@JordanAdika]

Go to buyraycon.com/jadika for 15% off your order! Brought to you by Raycon.

[@kuromisa_cosplay]

Jordan, you’re the only Brit I tolerate.

[@_Cotton]

I cant believe rayjay personally messaged you for this brand deal!

[@coraleesnow3769]

I just lost my headphones so this is very helpful. Jordan also posting at just the right time.

[@molliemicrobe]

​@coraleesnow3769 raycons are terrible, save your money. similar in sound and build quality to gas station ear buds for 3-5x the cost

[@HurtSambo]

they really aren't as bad as they used to be but it is true that the older models were pretty shit

[@thebagofsalt]

skatie just sitting there not knowing what to do at the beginning is my favourite thing

[@Kyarrix]

Who is she though? I have never heard of her. She talks and reads very slowly.

[@klras8231]

Yea, reminds me of my friends I start 'Tisming out™ in public

[@ekboobooboobie]

@@Kyarrixforreal who is she???

[@Kyarrix]

@@ekboobooboobie I don't know! Do you know? I can never really tell if someone is being serious or semi trolling. I have no idea who she is, I looked her name up and all I found was someone who does skating but it's not her. You try, if you figure it out tell me too!

[@CrispCabbage]

Reminds me of when you didn’t hear someone so you just smile 😅

[@Halisonline]

I miss you Jordan.

[@sashuni1064]

"i'm back. You can't get rid of me this time" 6 months later: 🦗

[@StephanieLorenG]

It’s been 10 months

[@swagonelevenatalltimes]

cheers to a years

[@jesse7406]

missing ur uploads bestie

[@beththebubbly69]

the age reveal of the first guy being 28 dropped my jaw ur 28 and u spent 500$ to fly to meet someone youve been texting for a month absolutely wild

[@emmaswan8059]

no fr like it seems like such 18-19 yo behavior that i was taken aback by the age

[@sigasaurusrex]

...incel behavior

[@xxvskrunkle]

​@@sigasaurusrexfr

[@TheSkepticalCat]

Smells of desperation...

[@AllisonTisot]

when he says hes putting in "maximum effort" like, stop that. put less effort in. please

[@LilyMoore-sy7pt]

It’s been 5 months. I’m starving, Jordan.

[@nataliecameron]

There's always sad boyz

[@vensmoons]

the way jordan holds his mic makes it look like there is a third person below him holding it for him

[@oktrythisone]

it's me

[@sooprdargon3452]

Finally my two parasocial best friends have collab. Guys I'm flying out next week, I have a day plan.

[@420princ3ss]

AHAHA

[@InaneBlatherPodcast]

I'll beat you there

[@GyroMan5136]

make sure they don't leave after a 30 minute lunch to check their stocks

[@DemiGod_115]

www.youtube.com/@SadBoyzPod

[@BakedBrain7100]

Missing your vids! Hope all is well guyyyyy, and gall

[@catoniner]

i miss your uploads, jordan please bless us, i pray🧎‍♀️‍➡️

[@mousetrap.p.gulligan]

Shoutout to Jordan addressing his kneecaps in the intro, they deserve the respect for carrying him throughout his career

[@Little_Plan3t]

So true

[@Deinobi]

Throughout his life, even

[@LordCrenjwhell]

skatie seems like shes been wandering the wilderness for 4 weeks and jordan just conjured her for the video

[@smissions4861]

She said it herself once, this is hard for her, and she wouldn't be doing this if she didn't need the money. So let's all support her and make her dreams a reality, because she deserves all of it and more besides.

[@jenm1]

@@smissions4861 I really dont want to be a hater but she has...no personality? Why does she deserve this over small creators who actually try really hard with professional set ups, research and charm?

[@motherearth7303]

@@jenm1 she is his partner, also that take is just insane ? like he can choose his guests regardless, these videos are free for you to watch, just go watch a different video

[@kurero1431]

I miss you mr. Jordan Peterson

[@beatricelovell7509]

why isn't he posting anymore?

[@ABo-jr8pg]

new video where

[@phospadparadschaa]

ngl bookstore dates are really nice. maybe not a library because you need to be quiet but going to a used bookstore with a date, talking about their favorite books or interests, looking at art that might also be sold there, any kind of cat that may also be in the store, is a really nice experience. i wouldn't suggest it for a first date unless you're both bookworms or you don't know the person well enough yet but taking someone to a bookstore is a perfect way to gauge their interests since they literally choose categories to gain information from. its also very calming and pleasant.

[@joearnold6881]

Bookstore is a good one. Library not so much.

[@claudiau2620]

@@joearnold6881unless it’s a study date

[@mikusheadphones]

Mwt my partner of 8.5 years now on tinder and the time we met irl/our first date was at Barnes and Noble. We spent 8 hours together, a bunch of it was helping each other study/do coursework but we just clicked well and neither of us wanted it to end. And here we are, nearly 9 years later :)

[@phospadparadschaa]

@@mikusheadphones that’s so sweet!

[@merchantarthurn]

Was my first irl date with a long distance relationship, it was a great way to get used to talking in person hahaha. But it was definitely much better because we 1) knew each other and 2) it was a little esoteric local place, so we spent time finding weird books and covers

[@BrunoFernandes-ty7mf]

Every now and then i come back to this channel. With some hope for new videos. But also to just watch old ones. For me it is one of the greatest of youtube in terms of reaction comedy. But i also love to just come to this particular video and watch both its the introduction and ending. Katie's confusion in both of the situations is just pure gold and a testimony to the innate and organic geniality of Jordan's improvisation comedy. Love your vids Jordan, hope you are back someday.

[@brgrojean]

11:32 looks like someone off camera is holding jordan's mic for him to talk into

[@Meloz278]

Please Jordan you may be in the hospital or something idk but it’s been 4 months and I rlly need a chicken girls video.

[@PricessaY3k]

He’s in New York for 3 days with nothing to do wanting to make friends, maybe find a new love interest, why did he go to the Hudson River instead of like a club or something

[@PricessaY3k]

Second guy just wanted to dress well, have a skin care routine and go out to nice places let him be

[@jijitters]

Right, I can't imagine being in NYC of all places and worrying about not having anything to do or anyone to talk to lol

[@mousetrap.p.gulligan]

I prefer to find potential partners by magnet fishing it's just a personality thing normies don't understand

[@ur1c3hu33]

Please feed me, Father. It's been months.

[@salad7821]

guy who has only seen american psycho seeing his second movie: "gettin real patrick bateman vibes from this"

[@emilybrown586]

obsessed w katies voice and energy. i want her in my dnd group.

[@mm-he8rt]

don’t even play but this is so accurate. she would be a sick DM narrating.

[@simonferocious]

she has the kind of voice where she could say literally anything and it would sound like a joke but like in a good way

[@suds9365]

I miss u Jordan Happy New Year 🎉

[@raven_moonshine39]

10:47 - I actually feel like that's still normal. I've, for one reason or another, not been able to meet up with a handful of guys for a month after we first started talking and I was able to tell pretty quickly once we were face to face that it wasn't going to work out. Sometimes the vibes are there over text, but simply aren't there in person. Sometimes people are for whatever reason just super talkative and flirty through the initial texting phase until they secure a first date and then stop putting in the effort the instant you meet in person. Sometimes certain types of guys will think that getting a first date means they're in the clear and we are now in a committed relationship and, trust me, the fastest way to realize you're not actually all that into someone is for you to still be in the "I'll give them a chance" stage when they're already in the "you complete me" stage. But, I think the biggest thing is that there are some guys who will be on their "best behavior" while in that initial talking phase and then the instant you're face to face they can't keep it going for 30 mins straight so you start to see pretty quickly what they're really like. Yeah, just saying, it can absolutely happen.

[@JoshuaKazarian]

Hey silly guy, come back to KZbin or else.

[@simonblackwell3576]

0:50 reminds me of the babysitter from the Incredibles

[@Twylaartttt]

And violet too

[@cmonkey91]

I completely agree with Skatie about New York guy! The whole story was missing a lot of important context... The second story is crazy, but when you guys started naming movies like Avatar.... i was thinking something like Big Mama's House would be a way better movie...or maybe one of the Oceans movies! This Patrick Baitman doing a heist would be INSANE!

[@conifer27]

When Katie started staring at the camera around 1:03 I believe she stole my soul. I cannot prove this but I don't have a soul anymore, so something is up

[@cookingwithsilence]

Where have you gone?

[@princessofhell4639]

He still does sad boyz, I think he spoke in one of the episodes that he just associates this channel wit ha darker time I think that's why he doesn't post anymore

[@cookingwithsilence]

@@princessofhell4639 RIP darker time

[@Proxoil]

​@@princessofhell4639wait, is he done posting on this channel forever then?

[@Leftoverrrpizzza]

Patrick Bateman: (crying) I have to return some tapes!

[@maylen9299]

4:08 I love going to the library! Wouldn't go for a date though lol

[@cautionhazardous2236]

The both of them not understanding that "Gene" and "Patrick" are not their real names is strangely painful to me

[@TechOutAdam]

I was told to come here because I look like Jordan and honestly I wish I was this good looking but it's nice to know I'm close to it.

[@HeisenbergFam]

Glad Jordan released his friend from basement just to vibe with her reacting to Reddit, source of true philosophy

[@huh7434]

is see you everywhere

[@huh7434]

are you a bot

[@maem7462]

@@huh7434Possibly they did a very similar comment on a different KZbinrs video. It seems that whenever a KZbinr does a Collab with a friend they always say that they are glad that the friend has been released from the basement

[@huh7434]

@@maem7462 yeah sounds like a bot, possibly stealing comments

[@ecliiipsssse]

@@maem7462 nah ive seen more diverse comments of theirs so its prob not a bot

[@keawarren]

The NYC public library is more museum than library. Unless you are a researcher or have special credentials, you aren’t admitted in the reading room or given access to the books and papers. Plenty to do, see, explore in the exhibitions though. Actually a good choice for a first date.

[@Yazzie1]

I would love to go there, if I ever get to go to new York it would be one of the first things I think of visiting. This isn’t saying anything related to the first story I just want to go there haha

[@osriccauldwyn]

Find someone who looks at you the way skatie looks at Jordan this whole video.

[@smissions4861]

Sorry what? Half the time she's looking away.

[@Yessica13]

​@@smissions4861maybe they don't like eye contact?

[@swagonelevenatalltimes]

@@smissions4861yes

[@0k_Ditto]

Jordan I miss you

[@lilyyy_bean]

0:13 I was lied to by someone I thought was the most genuine person I’d ever met and was happy to be in a new relationship with but than I got a text after he disappeared for a day and it turned out to be a 31 yr old man with a wife and kids.

[@smissions4861]

Ew that is the worst

[@leoklechao]

"Introduce yourself" "Oh no ! Jesus not like that!!"

[@jamieruwen4204]

skatie just looking absolutely terrified lmao

[@alexanderrestaino1921]

I wasnt looking at my phone when Jordan said "how many months until it isnt weird" and i thought he was googling it 😂😂😂

[@jribit]

babe wake up new jordan adika just dropped

[@salemiscoool]

i love how you can tell that jordan and katie are trying to make each other laugh and their eyes kinda light up when they do they’re so cute (for anyone who doesn’t know they are dating)

[@prest01]

jordon is so great at making videos i can feel his skill coming inside me

[@y2kona]

you can feel what

[@thegaysdobegay]

Pause 😭✋

[@yairahyasmin]

real 💯

[@weedlechu]

I love how twisted this type of comment has gotten lol, every time I see it it makes me laugh.

[@theoistrying9904]

Oh lord

[@toetotipthatsabart5048]

Katie acts like if Gilbert Gottfried was a swarm of flies who collectively had anxiety

[@baslewis]

there’s a video of her on hivemind doing a gilbert gottfried impression of you haven’t seen that

[@woolzem]

I dont know if you were being sarcastic in your Raycon ad but it made me feel better. I can't bike up a hill and i get so embarrassed that it's made me not want to bike at all.

[@smissions4861]

Same, pushing a bike up a hill is no fun.

[@taylorjohnson3141]

i don’t think he was being sarcastic imo

[@frankensteinlives]

15:00 exactly

[@Grace-px5ck]

So nice of Skatie to collab with smaller KZbinrs 💕

[@natrosenquist]

That guy should've made Shrek his first movie, Shrek has way more rizz than Patrick Bateman

[@CircusFoxxo]

Shrek also has insane self confidence and is one of the most unbothered by anything characters

[@kuumaliimam1es]

BUNNIES IN THE CHAT.

[@InsAnneity]

🐇

[@hellucilleraigner1159]

Where are you? And I’m so sorry

[@mariamberidze2052]

not me drawing patric bateman while watching this

[@elle1107]

Listen, on the day of a date I had planned with someone I was seeing casually, a person in my roommate's family was in a tragic accident. There wasn't anything I could do at the time beyond being ready to help, so I told my date about the situation ahead of time, that I'd need to keep my phone on and might have to leave our date to be with my roommate. My date was like, "that makes me feel like I'm not a priority to you" 🙃 Date cancelled.

[@lizzyblitz07]

Yeah. I definitely think his text after she left killed it. There's a significant chance it was a scapegoat on her part. But there's a not insignificant chance it was also real, and he ruined any chance he had by being so passive aggressive in the text. Also, good for you. Glad you didn't stand for that grossness.

[@taylorjohnson3141]

@@lizzyblitz07right like it was weird that he immediately was like “it seems like you’re not interested” even if the family thing was made up

[@soldiaz7261]

i mean, your date was right. they were not the fucking priority. that is such a vain, cruel response to "hey my roommate is in a crisis so i might need to text him or go." like the correct reaction would be "please prioritize your friend"?

[@GoodStarfish]

100% support the guy calling out Patrick Fakemen are you kidding me?

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

The friend should just keep asking "how many people have you killed now?"

[@jumjummy4614]

i agree, so many guys take away the completely wrong message from american psycho and fail to see the satire of it and then unirconically act like patrick bateman is cool - they are such walking red flags

[@RockLeeIsMyHusband]

She sounds like Allie Beardsley

[@heartsforbrenda]

omg i wondered what her voice reminded me of

[@Perfinn]

11:32 jordan you need to go to the doctor your hand is on backwards

[@Enough736]

"He convinced me to Minecraft myself" is the perfect euphemism.

[@bethanyblaire9193]

his excuse to leave "I have to return some video tapes."

[@anniejankovic8056]

I feel like the problem with the Patrick Bateman friend is that he's being rude to his friend and not communicating

[@Chuuzus]

Jordan is soooo pretty!

[@HobieInTheBox]

The reason I get red flags right away from Patrick Fakeman is because a lot of men misinterpreted American Psycho and look up to the character, which you're not supposed to do. So no, he wasn't just living his life how he wants. This big 21yo not only dresses up but full on personalises this character and is being a dick to his friend. OP is NTA to be worried

[@billbill6094]

I mean, if all you're doing is dressing up nice, going to nice places to eat, making (smart) investments, and growing distant to a friend we have no other reference for than what OP believes it to be, I don't think you're getting the worst of it.

[@placeholderdoe]

Patrick Bateman was defined by his conformity, he was nothing original. So saying you’re like Patrick Bateman is just saying you conform completely and not a badass in the slightest

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

@@billbill6094stocks aren’t smart investments lmao

[@ambercrombie46]

I miss the nooooooooook! I loved that joke. Jordan, will you make a nook?!?????

[@flaminhos1054]

“my dad died” “that sounds like him”

[@november2018]

Honestly very Patrick Bateman Would only be more so if he said “I have to go return some videotapes” as a reason to leave

[@sophiaiskeepinittogether]

I love this video so much, Jordan is such a mood

[@squidud]

We miss you jordan

[@SeebSeebSaur]

JORDAN WE MISS YOUUUUU i hope everythings okay :(

[@SantaFishes101]

13:10 I'm so sorry but this is actually me hahahaha

[@hunterepsi]

oh my god this collab is insane

[@OddSpaceGhost]

“ oh no! I blue myself”

[@AliciaMajo]

I drew Jordan (in a field of hydrangeas) and my mom said he was "a very beautiful boy", which is not only high praise coming from my mom, but very true.

[@BlazeNStar]

OK ya, so if you are texting someone and beginning to form a long distance relationship, you should probably video chat for a while first tbh. After a while of video chatting, you are much more likely to know if there isn't a connection.

[@julest9182]

Agreed 100% test out vibes on a video call!! Great point

[@aribantala]

This Also, 1 month? Dude, It took me almost 5 months to make a proper connection with someone with Direct contact. OP gotta ease that sh_t and lower their expectations a bit. I know it's hard to get someone... But love doesn't work that way. When I started my relationship, it started naturally as a friend. We build mutual trust with each other until one day it just solidifies further into love Trust is hard to get... and that's what people need to have when they starts a relationship. It's hard to gain trust even face to face, let alone through text from barely a month

[@FrankyBabes]

There is absolutely a lot of detail that he omitted. I have so many questions about the nature of that relationship

[@danielleflorack7616]

​@aribantala Lmao, in the first paragraph, I misinterpreted that last sentence as OP has got to ease off that shit tower and have lower expectations, but then I reread it and the actual words make a lot more sense

[@TheLostWammy]

Wake up babe new Jordan video dropped

[@mellomellon]

jordan did the creators for palestine livestream in may so he's at least ALIVE, dw

[@guynamedgreginkurtistown]

he's active on sad boyz pod

[@almightytallestred]

"Gosh, I hope she knew he was coming" made me laugh out loud just now. Perfect. Thank you, Jordan.

[@lailawemusa661]

Noooo the New York library is amazing

[@JhericFury]

Ok, so both the people in the second one are kinda weird. It's fine if the person wants to dress smarter, i guess, but the problem isn't "he's not Patrick Bateman and this is ruining our friendship", the real issue is: ummm, has that character inspired you to do anything else?!

[@CircusFoxxo]

Which is also one of the points of the film and book, Bateman is such an unreliable narrator that you're left wondering if any part of it was actually true or not

[@xnaileditx]

Guys guys guys it happened it happened Jordan posted a video wolf pack let’s fucking go

[@NightOfTheRevolution]

It says something about me that when I heard "avatar" my first thought was not of blue aliens

[@orbitthederg]

Jordan joking about not knowing what being cool is like makes me slightly sad tbh. Jordan, you’re cool just by being yourself.

[@SantaFishes101]

if you can't fly across the country to meet someone, how will you ever meet people outside your immediate area?

[@lankyhanky9772]

Never had a staring contest with someone in a KZbin video before, thanks Katie!

[@jaelrj2551]

I once had a guy invite me to a week long silent meditation retreat in a remote woods camp, so I did not go lol cause it felt like he was inviting me to shut the f*ck up

[@micahfoley9572]

Have two prettier people ever sat in a room together? I don't think they have.

[@AmyAberrant]

A library is a perfect date what are you on about??

[@jijitters]

But you can't talk 😭

[@AmyAberrant]

@@jijitters yes you can! Just at a reasonable volume!

[@user-rs2uu3tu8s]

THANK YOU, I feel like maybe not for a first date idk, but you can talk you just can't scream

[@marthagrogan]

the part that bothers me is that he was the one visiting and HE had the day planned. surely the host plans the day?? in nyc?? the literal BEST place in the world to plan a date/hang-out time and you're visiting someone who knows it well?? and after a bad date, you had three days in new york, and didn't do anything but wallow?? goddamn man, be a better tourist

[@bellac6311]

no fr like if i was the girl in that situation id have escaped too lmao

[@donovanfaust3227]

Yeah seems like he could have just gone and done some of the things he planned for the date but by himself. Maybe he went to the Hudson because it was part of his day plan. Seriously though he could have found anything better to do than feel bad that things didn't work out with someone he's only been talking to for a month. What he should have done is travel to NYC to see the city and then maybe meet up with her while he was there, making the trip just for her was a big no no.

[@kirbybie]

JORDAN UPLOAD WOOOO

[@aribantala]

> 1 Month LDR > Maximum Effort Dude, how's 1 month of just text and zero face to face interactions is Maximum effort? 💀💀

[@RememberTheDead]

Katie's eyes are kind of magnetic. Feel like I'm staring into Ghost Rider's eyes.

[@sain1536]

What a fucking comparison 😂😂😂

[@ira__s]

I once had messaged with someone a lot for quite some time and after we finally met I almost immediately knew I wouldn't want to meet him again. I stayed the whole time but afterwards we just stopped talking. You just can't feel the vibes when talking through text and it was just weird. I was also 17 and he was 23, so after meeting him I just didn't feel comfortable anymore. So I 100% understand the first girl. I feel like she didn't invite him to visit and probably sensed he was way more invested and intense than her.

[@rayhem]

who is she? why does she only have one video? why does she seem awkward and staring into the viewfinder like this is her first collab? why is there so much fucked up shit on her twitter? i feel like i am missing so much context

[@shubhrxnshu]

she's just a popular twitter person, who recently got into KZbin, i think. I've been following her twitter for a while, it's mostly shitposts.

[@Leihhh]

Brother doesn't know the SKATIE lore

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

It’s embarrassing but incredibly useful. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been saved by typing Reddit after a question. Also, it’s incredibly funny at times. The back and forth of some comments really just tickle that funny bone you never knew you had.

[@doobedoobeedowaaa4615]

no genuinely. I know it can be a hazardous wasteland, but who else will help me when my 10 year old kindle with no backlight has stopped functioning in a very specific and niche type of way?

[@sushiroll3795]

Reddit is like that one weird uncle you have who says the wildest shit and clearly has a screw loose, but he also randomly just gives amazing sage-like advice before trailing off into how he committed vehicular manslaughter in Iowa in 1983 and was never caught.

[@Notcleverenough]

​@@sushiroll3795i thought it was a Parking Lot in Oklahoma

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@NotcleverenoughHe has many victims.

[@demetriam2408]

Genuinely sucks about the boycott though, the content that's left wasn't good enough for me to stay

[@carcrashjayson]

Did you see Maddox's video about Whang and his lawsuit against you?

[@carcrashjayson]

Either way the bunny army supports you! 🐰🐰🐰🐰

[@mariya_tortilla]

Jordan. you are SO fucking funny. i hope you blow up huge because you deserve it.

[@AshChiCupcak]

He must be getting important. There's already telegram imposters. That's how you know you've made it! Edit: I wonder if that imposter realizes its using the middle finger emoji and not the pointing one 😂

[@mrbabadookbooks]

I hope he doesn’t because I want him to be my boyfriend

[@yung.alchemist]

I mean 230K+ subs is pretty big, our boy has made it

[@andshescallingacab4346]

why would you want him to “blow up” that’s mean :(

[@mariya_tortilla]

i said blow up huge! think big my guy@@yung.alchemist

[@r0t_r4t09]

I just started watching u like a week ago

[@bloodyneptune]

When his friend was calling him out, I wish he had just ignored them and acted out the business card scene

[@axiomatic-z5k]

I just came to KZbin from Reddit because I was like “I just cannot take this gd website anymore” and this is the first recommendation? Chefs kiss.

[@Absabob]

That little silvery bit of hair though 🥲

[@catgirluwu3413]

Skatie is so pretty it's insane