Half in the Bag: Halloween Kills

[@HenkkaArtGames]

"Choking takes a while to kill the victim... A minute." - Mike "The Milwaukee Strangler" Stoklasa

[@btarczy5067]

The Tipsy Strangler

[@thomaskittock2866]

The *Greasy* Milwaukee Strangler.

[@angusmacfrankenstein7227]

Always consult an expert!

[@RegularCupOfJoe]

Mike was an expat in the UK when he was in his 30s and served in the SAS. Now he's returned to the US in his 70s to live out the remainder of his life.

[@algorefan4]

relax mike is only killing to practice for the new plinkett review he needs real screams for the video

[@MrMaelvis]

No surprise the scene where an elderly couple gets brutally tortured and murdered is Mikes favourite scene.

[@Jeviok]

He was probably laughing the whole time too

[@MrCecil]

If their osteoporosis caused them to be unable to escape he would've recommended the movie.

[@MrSkeltal268]

I CLAPPED!

[@opchild]

You made me laugh as hard as the intros did

[@Iamafishproductions]

All he ever wants from those old person safety videos is one old person going through a windshield or have some other brutal accident. Halloween Kills delivers.

[@sillygoose4472]

I'm just glad John Carpenter gets more money from this so he can buy a new synthesizer

[@MrStath1986]

The old dude got paid to do a new soundtrack with his kid and friends, and the soundtrack is probably the best part of the movie. I'm down with that.

[@XII-iv1ft]

Idk these guys were kinda being some hoes to John Carpenter while he’s still here .

[@shaolinotter]

let’s just say his new movie is going to have a steel drum in the score

[@xdproductions3087]

And I’m conflicted because it means more awesome horror scores by him, even if the actual films are leaving a bad taste in the mouth

[@XII-iv1ft]

@@xdproductions3087 he’s getting the money he deserved years ago, couldn’t be happier for him

[@Beedji]

If the most traumatic event that happened in this town was a double homicide with a knife 40 years ago, then this place must be pretty peaceful actually.

[@BTLJKS]

True, I had like 3 stabbings in the last month alone, in my neighborhood.

[@denzelcooper3153]

@@BTLJKS 😂😂😂

[@Cradien]

POV: you're American

[@crawlingchaos2811]

my town had like a horrific love triangle ritual murder and we all kinda forgot about it in weeks lol

[@UliaAB]

Man, my 5th grade teacher, her new husband, and one of her kids were stabbed to death by her ex husband. I just realized I've been directly connected to a deadlier event than Halloween.

[@tehdopefish]

Jay's intro was concise and snarky, Mike's intro was the ramblings of a drunken dementia patient. Both are 10/10.

[@formaldefeat14]

😂

[@eggsbenedict2251]

The intro had many, many problems. I give it a 9/10.

[@vivalaminion2936]

He's right, though.

[@phnargg]

Well me personally, I loved both intros.

[@vivalaminion2936]

@@phnargg Voy Cuag!

[@MandosSez]

Mike Stoklasa daring to challenge Jay's bizzarely photographic memory for horror-movie details makes him a braver elderly man than I'll ever be.

[@theperverseincentive]

So confidently too. "You fuck-up!"

[@pappy2690]

Is it Mike's tums festival?

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@pappy2690 yes. Also, the whole Andrew Jackson thing would have been an actual clever bit of subtext, so of course this movie would never go that direction.

[@ellisgee4196]

Jay is Michael Myers confirmed.

[@davidthorson2036]

I don't think you need a photographic memory in this case. The movies only been out a week. Mike is just senile.

[@cormoran2303]

I broke out into uncontrolled laughter at the end when Laurie says something along the lines of "we'll catch him tonight, and if we don't, then tomorrow, or next halloween!"

[@wildonionchase3934]

It’s like the movie was made on a dare, like “Hey the 2018 movie was well received, what if the next two movies are complete trash?”

[@iamasickman]

@@wildonionchase3934 The "Star Wars Force Awakens Strategy".

[@scottscully4325]

Looks like Michael Myers is blasting off agaiiiiiiiiin...

[@BizVlogs]

About as suspenseful as a ticking clocking counting up

[@luiginastro8831]

Get it? WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOP MAKING THESE

[@ThatPazuzu]

I honestly would have loved a movie about a town coming together and beating up a horror villain. No clever scheme to overcome the bad guy, just the knowledge that eventually 100 dudes with baseball bats would kill a xenomorph.

[@outriderjuno9371]

Hell fucking yes brother!

[@marshallp24x]

I think the xenomorph would win

[@wintermute0079]

@@marshallp24x yeah Idk how baseball bats are going to hold up to the xenomorph's blood.

[@disturbedone8731]

Lol You really think 100 people with baseball bats would kill a xenomorph? LMFAO!

[@Abhalerao96]

Dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ElArto95]

The deep hate Rich Evans had for the original movie really shows in this review

[@holodigm]

Has anyone hated any movie as much as Rich Evans hates the original Halloween?

[@TheMisanthropistTM]

Yeah, he wouldn't even be in the episode

[@StephenParlow]

How embarrassing!

[@myhatelect]

Rich was right. the reality is this movie was just like the rest

[@androyus]

@@holodigm I think John Campea is also not a fan of original Halloween to say it mildly.

[@conradburroughs]

Jay is always right about movie trivia and everyone challenges him. Old Huckleberry indeed.

[@justincoleman3805]

No. It said The Natural.

[@vivianamuntean146]

Exactly. I always believe Jay because, if he's uncertain or doesn't know something, he says so.

[@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets]

See you at the Tums Festival

[@Pants.69]

“I’m so right it’s painful”

[@johnblack8655]

The whole exchange reminded me of a TNG episode, about the BaseBorg.

[@aerin3277]

Mike's Old Huckleberry denial is strikingly similar to the notorious Rich Evans Tums denial. Both times Jay was right. He deserves justice.

[@RTF1138]

EVIL WILL DIE TONIGHT!

[@MrSkeltal268]

THIS ENDS TONIGHT!!!

[@RTF1138]

@@MrSkeltal268 OR TOMORROW, OR THE NEXT NIGHT, OR NEXT HALLOWEEN?!?! Wait what?

[@itsd0nk]

You’re forgetting the “Hi, I’m dead” debate that Jay was also right about on BOTW wheel episode 🤣

[@sir0nion]

#justiceforjay

[@jaketaft7533]

The "Old Hickory" / "Old Huckleberry" argument feels like Karma for mike stirring the pot during the fabled Tums Festival

[@aarondavis8943]

Why didn't he google "Name of baseball bat in Halloween"? He should have known the writers of this movie don't know shit about political history.

[@RyanReenBattikh]

"You fuckup" - Mike Stoklasa 38:32

[@weneedaladder8384]

​@@aarondavis8943I dunno. They were pretty politically active. Let's not forget that Halloween Kills was a statement on the BLM movement. Filmed before the movement started, of course.

[@xandror]

Old Hickory is a brand of baseball bats so its understandable he remembered that.

[@skeletonwizard708]

The strangest thing is that seeing Zoom meetings with the cast and crew causes me more emotional distress than anything in the actual film does.

[@creekandseminole]

I hate zoom meetings. In my job I usually have 2-3 almost every day...

[@RegularCupOfJoe]

Zoom meetings make anyone look like a poor shmuck sitting through a white privilege 2 minutes of hate session.

[@charlottecorday8494]

@@RegularCupOfJoe Liberals call them "struggle sessions".

[@frankmerker630]

I feel like the producers/PR need to provide their actors with actual high quality equipment for these promotional interviews, a little bit would go a long way to make it not a horrible experience to sit through

[@blehe38]

Nothing made my skin crawl more than Jamie Lee Curtis bringing BLM into it. Unless you *really* have a point bringing serious issues like that into a shitty horror movie's promotion, you're going to lose on all fronts.

[@redtexan7053]

I love that this entire town spends the whole movie ranting at the screen about the boogeyman, and the nature of evil, and all the while Michael’s just standing in his spot like “Mmm Window :)”

[@sleepythemis]

Of all the contents I've read to get here, this is the one that made me nearly spit out my drink.

[@timeflys3248]

Lol holy shit your right

[@MegaZeo]

@@SerlingPictures I mean, they did go batshit crazy and thought some short fat balding Danny DeVito lookalike was the 6+ foot tall Michael Myers and were chasing him down with the intent to kill him to the point they terrified him enough into killing himself. So.

[@ThoRCX]

Kudos to Mike for editing this video and still accepting his defeat about the bat's name. I assumed it was edited by Jay.

[@ShennyIsLive]

Real men admit when they're wrong. Ask my wife.

[@ShennyIsLive]

Just kidding. I don't have a wife. See, I admitted it.

[@leenoah1]

@@ShennyIsLive I murdered her. I admitted it!

[@onpoc]

It's a tums festival, god dammit.

[@KeithRozett]

The knife that Mike pulls out in the beginning has been embedded in that wall for 10 years! (It's in like episode 5 or 6 that it got stuck there.) Now THAT'S how you do a setup and payoff.

[@pokemonluvr96]

too bad it had to be used for halloween kills

[@nickchristian1590]

​@Cactus Malone what an amazing comment LMAO! Sorry it got missed!

[@TobiasNazar]

damn, you really made me go all the way back to chek it, and then into random episodes to check the knife's continuity. Well, just another subtle funny thing that happens in the background while they make fart jokes for the camera. You keep hitting those homeruns RLM

[@alalvarez7301]

IT HAS PLAGUED US FOR TEN YEARS

[@vinnyolmsted8018]

I found that tiny "Dueling Intros" text half assedly flying in way funnier than I should have.

[@EnergyChasms]

It's the small things

[@cocharles563]

It breaches their very flimsy cellophane 4th wall.

[@GageKDiabo]

“I don’t even know where to start.” - Mike Stoklasa, 20 minutes into the review

[@thetopcats.9154]

When the old man said "Now he's turning us into monsters", all I could think of was Rem Lezar saying "Hate is contagious, and you're catching it".

[@gwh3013]

What if Rem Lazar is Michael Myers and did 9/11?

[@DefenderofFuture]

Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace.

[@Theoppositesex]

I KNOW WHAT THAT IS

[@JeanMarceaux]

Now Rem Lezar and Mike Stoklasa are united in at least one piece of media: the Vinesauce Resident Evil 2 mod.

[@JCDenton3]

Rem Lezar is gonna battle Michael Myers in the Halloween finale

[@ChookaaFindlebean]

The 12th movie in a pre established slasher film franchise is an incredibly poor time to make the whole thing a serious parable about society

[@gyroscope915]

12 movies. God damn

[@charlottecorday8494]

EVERY movie now has to be about social justice. You're not allowed to make a movie otherwise.

[@madijeis4320]

@@charlottecorday8494 pretty sure your movie would be quite anti social justice if the only commentary you can offer on BLM is "mob bad". Also B Movie Slasher Film series

[@EmperorStarscream]

It's a masterpiece and preceeded the Black Lives Matter movement in mob justice, how is it not a parable about society?

[@charlottecorday8494]

@@madijeis4320 You sound transphobic.

[@swimteamizzle1114]

I love how Mike comes up with this whole alternative plot and inadvertently describes Halloween 2 lol

[@lukedavis1436]

Halloween 2 was one of the few good sequels. Despite it being flawed, I still find that movie pretty scary. I just found this movie stupid and felt like it was trying way too hard to be something it's not. At least the other Halloween sequels knew they were cheesey.

[@kevinprendiville9429]

But his was cooler cuz it had lava in it

[@kevinprendiville9429]

*Rain

[@CarloisBuriedAlive]

Halloween II is a great movie lol

[@MrJohnlennon007]

@@CarloisBuriedAlive Halloween 2 is better than the original imo

[@apocryphalbebop]

*"Murder is bad."* -The least morally dubious sentence ever uttered by Mike _"Elderly plague this earth"_ Stoklasa

[@james-faulkner]

Killing someone is not always bad.

[@ao1778]

@@james-faulkner when the pendulum swings in favor of one, it must eventually swing in favor of its opposite. Stay healthy. Stay fit.

[@HellecticMojo]

@@james-faulkner You need to read the quote again.

[@MrSkeltal268]

Im sure Mika loved the part of this movie where the elderly couple died. Im sure he was laughing his ass off.

[@tomneilson9501]

"Choose your own adventure of a saga" is the perfect description of Halloween

[@AquaShibby3000]

That joke killed me, I even immediately messaged it to my friends lol. So perfect.

[@johnbrown1860]

Michael Myers should be 65 now and getting his senior discounts. The fact that he's still an unstoppable killing machine is impressive, he should have a side business making workout videos.

[@demilung]

Those mental hospitals have great nutrition plans and workout routines

[@johnbrown1860]

@@demilung oh no, now I have so many more questions. Does he go back to an institution in the off-season? Weren't these all closed since the 70s? Besides eating right and exercising, what does he do with all that non-Halloween killing time? Sketch out new murder plans in his notebooks? Attend the annual slasher conference with Jason and Freddie to go over the past year's performance? Maybe Mike is right and he just catches a bus to Las Vegas.

[@demilung]

@@johnbrown1860 Well, in this continuity he sat there doing nothing for 40 years, but from the public opinion of him I guess it's common knowledge that he's hopping timelines to get some work out and kill people. I guess he also moonlights as Jason.

[@nn-dj2nu]

old man strength

[@sexycenturion7074]

Michael: (breathing sounds) Subtitles: More plates more dates.

[@edwardpolenzani1039]

The idea of focusing on the trauma people go thru at the hands of Michael is great. It doesn’t hit the same when they try to apply it to literally the whole town.

[@samzilla567]

It'd be like the residents of Beverly Hills getting together to talk about how the Manson Murders affected them 50+ years ago.

[@MrStath1986]

That was literally the most compelling thing about Halloween 2018, that Laurie remarks to the (eventually crazy) doctor that 'he's the new Loomis', when in actuality *she* is. She has an understanding of Michael and a preparedness that equals Loomis' in the original and that for years Michael has been singularly focused on Halloween night. They both sound crazy because of their dealing with Michael, but they know what he's capable of and are eventually vindicated. With this? The traumatised mob are just a bunch of idiots who manage to pursue a mentally ill man to his death. It's like the bunch in Halloween 4 who immediately take up guns and manage to kill an innocent guy before getting picked off one by one.

[@KrikZ32]

@@samzilla567 that's a great analogy

[@ArkhanNightman]

I feel like I would move from a town that has collective hysteria.

[@ThePinkMan]

Haddonfield must have the lowest violent-crime rate in human history. There's never been a single murder or shooting in (Or near) that town in the decades since the events of the first Halloween.

[@canisretro]

I love the fact that Mike perfectly remembers the words in the background that mean nothing. Yet adamantly refuses to recognize the written words that are at the center of the screen and in perfect focus.

[@bobbio100]

I love how Mike and Rich have still not learned their lesson: NEVER go up against Jay on a matter of movie trivia!

[@zetsho]

unless it's star trek

[@Joescotterpuss]

@@zetsho Iggy Pop!

[@MrCecil]

Tums Festival. Tums Festival! Tums Festival!

[@Tajdar645]

Unless it's Joker

[@cornbredx]

Not sure what you could possibly mean. Last I checked Jay lost a Trivia Challenge TWICE and lost money for very important charities. *Clearly* we know where the knowledge is at.

[@GremlinPFB]

"What happens in Vegas... Slays in Vegas!" I want a casino slasher movie now.

[@Bad_At_Parties]

Where an entire casino full of dealers, waiters and tourists band together to kill the villain in a gigantic mob. "The house always wins."

[@cruelpulse]

@@Bad_At_Parties Bwwwaaaarmmm **flashing-black** Dun Dun Dun Dun **cut-to-black**

[@chopperjoe1998]

@@cruelpulse Good lord, I could HEAR that trailer in my thick skull

[@olenlotharjoo]

Leprauchan 3

[@QuitLifeTV]

Wishmaster 2 has a good bit taking place in a casino, even though it's not the main focus of the film. Wishmaster 1 & 2 is good, but 3 & 4 are shit.

[@_madNES]

Jay remembers every single detail from this movie and every Halloween movie prior like a Rain Man..and yet Mike is ready to die for his belief about what the fucking bat said.

[@jake51479]

The audacity of him

[@michaelfarrer3044]

😂😂😂

[@wolfmaster7746]

I wonder what Rich Evans thought about it, given his deep hatred of the original.

[@frankmerker630]

Because it has zesty popcorn in it.

[@latortugapicante719]

A few people hated 2018 and love this one bizarrely

[@DeMeza725]

He thought it was “a masterpiece”

[@thedumbdog1964]

What I was gonna say

[@packmentalitymedia]

Genuinely cracked me up.

[@s1nfulw00dy]

The mob mistaking a short, waddling fat man (who looked like Danny Devito as the Penguin) for Michael Myers was the funniest sh*t ever. I can't believe the filmmakers actually wanted us to take this movie seriously.

[@harrymason4300]

More importantly why doesn't the mob know what Michael Myers looks like? He spent like 40 years in prison. Haven't they seen his mugshot?

[@clebbihhh3512]

Bro me and my dad kept saying the same thing yo ☠️

[@JT5ingh]

@@harrymason4300 they literally show it on screen during the news report in the bar

[@psychicblobfish5550]

Also the ridiculous gore when he splatters on the ground felt like something straight out of a cheesy B movie and killed any sense of seriousness in the scene

[@james-faulkner]

" I can't believe the filmmakers actually wanted us to take this movie seriously." From someone that can't spell "SHIT".

[@annie_1718]

I love that Lonnie the bully hasn’t changed his hair style in the years between age ten and age fifty.

[@tomevans3246]

They also made Kyle Richards get bangs again because Lindsay Wallace has bangs in the original. There's a season of Housewives where Richards is complaining about the bangs constantly bc she thinks they look bad but she had to get them for the film lol. As if any viewers were gonna be taken out of the experience by a conspicuously botox frozen woman in suburban Illinois having the wrong hair.

[@patrickthomas8890]

Haha. True. Same with making Jamie Leigh Curtis wear a long hair wig to match her hairstyle from 1978. God forbid a character changes their hairstyle in 40 years.

[@bschuler6216]

*Lonnie the bullied

[@guthax30]

@@tomevans3246she probably mentioned she was in a new film about 50 times in that episode eh?

[@the_real_Kurt_Yarish]

Can't believe Mike "Old Hickory" Stoklasa pitched two entire films during his attempt to not have to talk about this one.

[@brandonmelling771]

And one of those pitches was literally just Halloween 2

[@thefriendliestgaming]

Can't believe Mike "Old Hickory" Stoklasa pitched two scoreless innings for the Milwaukee Brewers last night before passing out drunk in his next at-bat.

[@ztunelover]

Both of which sounded way better than this movie.

[@thenightrider2121]

“*Forty years ago” is the “Took 12 years to make” of the Halloween series.

[@elevationsickness8462]

"It needed 4 decades to stop"

[@rushaholic]

"40 years ago" as a drinking game for this film will most likely kill you!!

[@Cursed_Mark]

It's about Fourty Years Ago, and that's what makes it so special.

[@IndyDefense]

I'm not sure which franchise has been repeatedly r@ped worse: Terminator or Halloween.

[@JaydevRaol]

🤣

[@phnargg]

I think I’m excited for Ghostbusters Afterlife to come out, just for RLM’s reaction alone. I remember the first trailer looked kinda neat, now in the new ones it’s kinda showing its true colors. Like, “We’re gonna finish what my Grandfather started.” You mean, what he started when he opened up a small business and became an exterminator??

[@MrSkeltal268]

Gonna finish what he started. IT ENDS TONIGHT.

[@phnargg]

@@MrSkeltal268 Gozer has infected this family with grief and fear for FORTY YEARS! Evil dies tonight!!!

[@lukasbasques]

GOZER DIES TONIGHT.

[@splicer0169]

@@uosdwiSrdewoH that's still stupid and doesn't flow at all with Ghostbusters. Love to see people defend Hollywood slop tho

[@trtx84]

@@uosdwiSrdewoH They made a movie centered on the *one* Ghostbuster who isn't there to actually play his part. Also, the one actor who wasn't alive to say "Oh my God this is stupid stop."

[@christopherparks6433]

I like to believe that Jay is slowly compiling footage of people challenging his movie knowledge and someday he’ll release a supercut of it all.

[@thejustifier6602]

I haven’t been this excited since Jay’s GAY WEDDING!

[@varmintx0]

I remember the famous line from Tombstone and Val Kilmer's delivery, "I'm your hickory."

[@jankmedia1985]

lmao

[@jankmedia1985]

@@vincenthalfprice9930 lmao.

[@stupidusername84]

The older Mike gets the more he’s just straight up turning into Plinkett.

[@Jeviok]

Becuz he came up with a character who was basically just an older and more cynical version of himself. I don't think it was intentional either.

[@stupidusername84]

@@Jeviok yyyyeeeaaah, that’s the point of the joke. Thank for explaining it, I guess?

[@matthewburns3471]

@@Jeviok HE IS Plinkitt. Plinkitt is from the future after-all. A future apparently morally bankrupt and depressingly despotic.

[@LN997-i8x]

@@jonr9458 The Sequel Trilogy was just too much for Plinkett's frail old body.

[@seppukusushi2848]

I lost it during the Titanic split screen comparison.

[@yhetti64]

Ending the Halloween franchise once and for all by having everyone in town go "you know what I'm tired of this shit" and surrounding Michael Meyers and comically beating him to death with blunt objects for 40 minutes is the only salvageable idea the series has had in like 3 decades

[@Luusika]

Only for Michael Myers to return to Haddonfield, driving his Station Wagon past the rampaging mob, looking at them through the car window, head slightly tilted, beating on poor old Mr Michael Meyers from Haddonfield Accounting.

[@talon12020]

Those clips of Jaime Lee Curtis acting so self-important while calling this schlock a masterpiece are pure distilled cringe.

[@ericc.2789]

She can't shill for big yogurt anymore. She has to find something else.

[@Urikhai]

Always seems way more sad when it's an older actor who presumably is pretty comfortable and they are still shilling this hard...

[@MasterOctagon]

@@gsofficial She didn't have to call it a masterpiece or liken it to the BLM movement

[@aaronwebb1548]

@@OneOfTheLoveless I can feel your pain. Newspeak is not just visually and aurally unpleasant, it makes things way harder to understand in many cases. It feels very much like listening to dialogue from "Idiocracy".

[@Mngalahad]

Its about family. And thats what so powerful about it.

[@tennozeorymer]

There needs to be a new term in cinema: "REQUEL" -- a sequel which is also a reboot, in that it ignores all the sequels and is a new, replacement sequel to only the original. Godzilla did this a lot, as did Halloween 2018, and the recent Leprechaun movie.

[@SLENDAMANN]

We could use one of those for Alien, only it comes after Aliens, a threquel

[@Hydrogue]

@@ruthie8785 The Heisei era of Godzilla films began with a reboot in 1985 that ignored all previous Godzilla entries aside from the original '54 film. That continuity lasted until 1994. The subsequent Millennium era of films (1999-2004) went on to ignore everything - including all of those Heisei era films - except the original too, only they went even further and had every subsequent Millennium era release ignore each other. Meaning it was basically a chain of soft reboots one after the next, culminating in Final Wars in 2004. Shin Godzilla was the first Toho film to do a clean break and offer a total continuity reboot. Hope this helps.

[@tucker8951]

Also involving the work reek because in reality it fucking stinks

[@vulkar1066]

You mean a sea-boot?

[@darkestalmond]

Star Wars needs a definite requel to erase the last 2 films.

[@indubitably_elementary965]

"This franchise has nothing so we'll bring back every single tiny character" Halloween the Star wars of Horror.

[@emorigio]

So like normal Star Wars

[@lenonel3286]

The Rise Of Michael Myers

[@TheFloodFourm]

this is how it feels whenever I watch any 80s franchise that’s still being milked

[@guillermoelnino]

@@lenonel3286 the last paycheck

[@rustyhook69]

In the original movie there is a scene where a little boy is dressed up as a clown or some shit and kills his baysitter I think. They shoulda brought him back.

[@jamends1220]

I just got finished watching the film and came back to rewatch this review. They really undersold just how bad this film is. It should be on a Best of the Worst. Some of my favourite highlights were a cop shooting another cop in the neck then proceeding to miss multiple shots at Michael from about 5 feet away and Michael kicking a door towards a woman causing her to rapidly spin around and accidently shoot herself in the head.

[@nickiebanchou]

Checkhov's drone: lenghtly set up a device only to absolutely dismiss it right away :P

[@huyphan7825]

Town convinces a mentally ill man to commit suicide: “This is all your fault, Michael Myers” Michael Myers: “My fault?! How’s that my fault?!”

[@fellowninja]

*tasks mask off to speak better* "No seriously! What did I have to do with that??"

[@josephspann991]

"Christ! I was frozen today"

[@sir0nion]

Was this a reference to the Black Christmas movie they watched? Where the guy accused his lady of causing the car to break down because she got homemade oil from an Arab dude.

[@huyphan7825]

@@sir0nion I was thinking Twisted. The Aladdin parody musical where Jafar is the good guy

[@aleccampbell7707]

This is what you birthed in Bane voice

[@diablojones]

My fav part was how ready and willing the fire dept was to throw down with Michael.

[@Whiston555]

Not just fight him but chainsaw the dude.

[@Logan55689]

And then lose in a 6-on-1 fight against a 70 year old. Honestly, I thought it was more funny than anything.

[@DragonTamer31K]

And some people say that the new Halloween movies are good, Fucking Kek

[@dawnggg]

@@DragonTamer31K I mean compared to the original sequels and the Rob Zombie remakes, I'd rather have these

[@99Cheops99]

Hey what if we used the big ass hose that fires a stream of water between 150-300 psi.. you know.. just to keep his ass on the ground until we can get away since he just walked out of a burning building with one of our guys haligans and speared another?

[@todaythisjustin]

honestly the scene in my head of a casino goer who sees michael myers kill someone but doesnt immediately run as mike kills someone because their last pull of the slot machine just hit one, then a second 'lucky 7' before a jackpot is great.

[@Chvse4U]

Perfect opening scene

[@roddarodda2080]

Neither of the intros were as funny as Jay asking, “Is yours on a piece of paper?” In the most snide tone lmao

[@voltijuice8576]

No, not this time. It's on a pizza crust!

[@gridlo]

They seem to have forgotten what the Halloween movies are supposed to be about: Tyra Banks hosting a reality show with Busta Rhymes.

[@nire4250]

Ah yes dangertanment

[@gridlo]

@@nire4250 yes rolls off the tongue

[@markreshetargremlins]

Everyone in the hospital: *LOOK ITS MICHAEL MYERS* *Cuts to shot of the penguin from Batman returns*

[@seamusthatsthedog4819]

"John Carpenter... rest in peace." is one of my favorite RLM jokes of all time. Very Norm-esque.

[@mloyd64]

Hey Michael stop stealing my moves!

[@justherefortheviolence]

Reminds me of that tragedy

[@SuperWHIIITE]

I didn't even know he was sick

[@teethcoat4274]

I respect Mike for having the gall to challenge Jay's knowledge of film, when Mike can't even remember when the next alimony payment is due.

[@Ajg0r]

Especially since Jay has pixel perfect memory of every frame of every movie he has ever seen (closing credits included).

[@bryce6195]

*Everyone:* "Evil dies tonight" *Narrator:* "Evil did not die that night."

[@ghostofsocrates]

Am I the only one who read your narrator in Morgan Freeman’s voice?

[@Th3Kingism]

"Evil murdered the fuck out of the entire town of Haddonfield tonight"

[@tobiasvik3278]

I read that in the voice of the sad Indian in survive Canada

[@leenoah1]

"The Gang Gets Beat By Michael Meyers" IASIP intro music

[@mattrandazzo5491]

@@ghostofsocrates I read it in ron howards voice

[@ifu138]

What I really hate about these movies is that in this timeline Michael got captured immediately after the events of the original film (lame) and has been locked up for 40 years but in-universe it still feels like all the other sequels happened what with his insane power level and Satan reputation.

[@Bubba__Sawyer]

These new movies wanna have their cake and eat it too. They tell us to forget about all the sequels as they no longer exist in this timeline..... yet the new movies are filled with callbacks to the sequels and constantly reminding you of them. They erase the sibling connection between Laurie and Michael.... yet the new movies are all about Laurie and Michael. They erase all the mayhem Michael has caused in Haddonfield over the course of 7 movies (5 or 3 movies in either original timeline).... yet they want Michael to have the aura and legacy of someone who's returned to Haddonfield over and over and killed dozens of people, even though he's barely killed a handful of people in this new timeline. It wants to utilize/incorporate the legend /history of Michael that the sequels created, yet at at the same time wipe them out of existence. It's all a massive contradiction.

[@xdproductions3087]

Yes! It’s obnoxious how they both “ignore” and totally recycle all of the other sequels.

[@Scrotumofbodom1]

Agreed

[@brendanjones3816]

It's almost like David Gordon Green is terrible at this.

[@daishoryujin95]

I love the Jamie lee Curtis interview where she insists that this movie is super deep while not making ANY sense

[@_theporkchopexpress]

I started laughing uncontrollably after the 4th separate character claimed that “evil dies tonight”

[@gzz8551]

It’s like it became a real life but also in-movie hashtag.

[@kenXtripleI]

@@gzz8551 As well as a real life meme

[@dr.loomis4221]

@@cactusmalone Meyers?

[@KD--sj8eo]

@@dr.loomis4221 talk show host Seth Meyers is a blight on this community.

[@niggardlylad2008]

Did the same thing except when the slow mo and cheesy music starts before the escaped inmate ends himself

[@Guiltyconscience83]

The shot of dudes face when Jaimie says blm movement was hilarious

[@godofrainbows]

i literally died.

[@trevorclinton5692]

The movie is a perfect Metaphor for blm ngl

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

@@trevorclinton5692 what about like trump supporter mob justice

[@ethanwalker3519]

I just saw that before reading this. You’re absolutely right.

[@legoyoda9782]

@Orkhiss Ah yes, because vandalizing, rioting, looting, breaking into the building, and assaulting Capitol Police officers is just walking around and doing nothing. You're either willfully ignorant or a massive idiot.

[@fredleggett923]

In the trivia section on the IMDB, there's an entry about how producer Ryan Freimann wanted Danielle Harris to make a cameo, but he was vetoed by undisclosed parties. I really feel sorry for Harris, as she acted her ass off in 4 and 5 and looked like she was genuinely traumatized.

[@anadthebarbarian]

She was the only good thing in the rob zombie abortions

[@durrclips746]

Probably Curtis seething that she was actually a better protagonist than her in the sequels

[@bradydavis4666]

@@anadthebarbarian That's not fair. When he killed that one kid from Spy Kids. That's, at least, another good moment.

[@DreamwalkerFilms]

There's something so completely gratifying about watching Jamie Curtis shill this thing as a masterpiece and then everyone realizing it's literally the worst in the whole series

[@DerMoerpler]

Slow your roll there, Resurrection still exists and will be unbeaten as the worst Halloween movie until they find a way to physically slap me through the screen.

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

It's the best since Halloween 2 but it's not close to a masterpiece. it's entertaining shlock

[@thatoneantoid51]

@@DerMoerpler Say what you will but we did get Busta Rhymes electrocute Michael's nuts. I'm not saying that it's good or bad but it has a merit. (If that's possible)

[@DerMoerpler]

@@thatoneantoid51 Good, bad, I'd say it's borderline experimental. Sadly the rest of the movie doesn't stoop down to that level of schlock. It's just boring and insultingly stupid. It also feels like a soulless cash grab even compared to other slasher sequels. But yeah, that moment was entertaining in a "Sure that might as well happen" kind of way.

[@sexycenturion7074]

It's worst than 6 and Rob Zombie's versions. How is this possible? I wonder how Halloween Ends will turn out.

[@El-Berto]

Curtis looks like she's so proud of herself when she says its a "masterpiece".

[@MonkeyKingsformerroomate]

Up her own ass.

[@frippertonics6421]

@@vincenthalfprice9930 I'm sure she has a few cases of it stashed in her garage.

[@msplendor]

White Woman Instagram energy

[@nascour5991]

A huge paycheck will do that for you, or maybe she legit thinks it's bad

[@jacksonwright5145]

she's a good enough actress she can pretend she liked it... I hope

[@ccproductions5262]

I mean Jay's intro was definitely more cohesive, but Mike's intro was more on brand in terms of drunken belligerence.

[@ScarletHoligay]

I love Mike's confidence in always being wrong.

[@garrettmetting6938]

@The Moody Juice yo mama

[@gran-roan]

"Old hickory" - it's endlessly entertaining that Mike keeps thinking that writers/directors will pick the most cerebral and interesting ideas, while reality proves him wrong every single time. He really is a perennial romantic softie inside, and it's slowly eating his sanity.

[@MegaZeta]

I have no idea why you think a reference to Andrew Jackson would be “cerebral” or “interesting” here. It would be as much of a non sequitur as “Old Huckleberry” is, and it would be even more muddled, because it would suggest symbolism where none exists.

[@TransRoofKorean]

@@MegaZeta ah, but you could tie it in to their talk of the last President and the Capitol events -- KZbin now needs this brand new policy that you can't ever say an American election was rigged due to voter fraud, but *_coincidentally_* Andrew Jackson just happens to be the ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶P̶r̶e̶s̶i̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ only President ever to have lost an election due to fraud -- oh wait, is mentioning the fraud of the 1824 election against YT policy? He was elected 1820, fraud 1824, but don't tell YT what happened in 1828, they'll have nightmares, big orange nightmares...

[@Qobp]

@@TransRoofKorean grandpa, it's time for bed

[@TransRoofKorean]

@@Qobp Jackson got re-elected.

[@jlev1028]

@@TransRoofKorean Jackson wasn't even part of the ballot in 1820. You must be thinking of James Monroe.

[@Too-Be-Decided]

one of the small things I love about this series is the fact the set literally hasn't changed since they started. the VHS repair shop and Plinkett's house have all these years of damages added up on them. I love the continuity.

[@FarronOfHouseFarron]

RIP the knife in the wall though.

[@hookedonphoenix3112]

“It’s been forty years, all these people would not still be in this small town.” Mike clearly did not grow up in a small town. Also Paul Rudd turned down coming back as Tommy Doyle because of Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Take that for what you may.

[@emmaarmo379]

oh my god, they were going to bring back paul rudd for this shit? 🤣 shocked they didn’t throw busta rhymes a invite too

[@angusmacfrankenstein7227]

I made sure I got the hell out of the small town I was trapped in!

[@josephschneider9]

Paul Rudd..."You do know I have Disney money now right?"

[@12ealDealOfficial]

@@vincenthalfprice9930 Lol my small town is 3,500 residents and we don't have a bus. There's a van that carts around old people so they can pick up their groceries, medication, and bi-weekly worship/ social outings.

[@dutchah91]

"This is the worst of the Halloween sequels." It's okay, Jay. I like to pretend Resurrection doesn't exist too.

[@dutchah91]

@@planbrent at least Busta Rhymes brought some life to that one, the rest was so dull and boring.

[@saloz9483]

@@planbrent cant say I agree as the original, halloween 2 and 2018 already beats it out hell I think even h20 has more of a leg up on kills solely based on the final encounter in that movie. Also mike acts like jason in some parts in kills.

[@christopherbuckley5929]

Honestly it was better then any of the prior sequels (Aside from 2018), while it certainly had a ton of problems at least it didn't have the familial link between Laurie and Michael or Busta Rhymes vs Michael. I also count it as better then 4,5 & 6 because I can't take those films seriously after the ending of Halloween 2.

[@brandonspain12345]

At least that was hilariously bad. This tries to act above the Halloween movies where it's just a big F*** you to the Halloween series and tries to overthink itself. It's like they were trying to make it their Aliens but ended up being a Alien³. And the fact it was professionally made is worse IMO. To see the potential wated by talented people.

[@saberfightguys]

I'd argue it's better than 5, 6, Resurrection, and both Rob Zombie movies.

[@TheZekeBrown]

The fact that Mike has to edit these, and kept cutting back to Old Huckleberry, that had to both hurt and be hilarious to edit

[@Dr.Aqueous]

Jamie Lee Curtis comparing this to Black Lives Matter is insane. I can't imagine thinking that was an appropriate thing to say. I'm embarrassed just having heard it.

[@gzz8551]

She’s completely detached but wants to come across as sympathetic and “real”.

[@stevea.b.9282]

She sounds to me like she's being paid ridiculous money to promote a movie that they know is a piece of sh*t.

[@Bale4Bond]

Both movements consist of screaming simpletons, so i'm ok with it.

[@suzybearheart530]

She actually compared it to the "Jan 6th Insurrection" so I guess that makes Michael Meyers the US Government? Seems about right. Haha

[@dufric88]

How emBARRASSING

[@BSCapital]

Glad Mike took some notes, this one was a real mind-bender

[@usablefiber]

It’s a thinker, as Mike would say.

[@JarrenHunt]

MIIIIIiiiiiIINNNnnnnnnNnnnDDD BEEEEeeeeNNNNddddEEEEEEEEEEr

[@ao1778]

But... Wooden doors? Really? They expect us to believe that?

[@franktruong1701]

"The only difference between us and Michael Myers is that the mask he wears...he can take off." This quote was not in the movie, but it might as well have been.

[@ctrlmag7107]

I fell asleep during the movie so this fooled me

[@goblined]

“Truly we were the… Halloween Kills”

[@todd8398]

@@goblined "Michal Myers is returning to his childhood home. But the important thing isn't the destination, it's the... Halloween Kills he made along the way."

[@seamusthatsthedog4819]

I still can't believe "Maybe we'll find him tomorrow, or next Halloween(TM)." is a line in the movie This shit's on part with "it's Morbin' time" jokes lol

[@Blackhawks19_xx]

@@goblined “the real Halloween kills were the friends we made along the way.”

[@LiamJSmart]

I love how right before Jamie lee Curtis says “black lives matter movement” you can see her think twice about saying it

[@SatoshiKong]

21:32 For anyone who wants to watch it over and over like I did, lol

[@Latham74]

Michael Myers turns socialist and steals donations to buy mansions in the next one.

[@SkandiaAUS]

​@@SatoshiKongooof the cringe comes flooding back.

[@RadicalMcCannic]

Missed the chance to go for "What happens in Vegas, SLAYS in Vegas."

[@howzyerfather]

good one!

[@Val_ayh]

That scene where Michael was in that car and kicked the door open, which caused that woman to somehow shoot herself in the face, was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in what's supposed to be a serious horror movie... The entire film felt like it was a parody, akin to the Scary Movie franchise...

[@kidcracker16]

100%. That shit works in like a John wick movie....not a Halloween movie. So stupid

[@RainbowRenegade]

Cracked me up hard 🤣

[@straub42]

Eh, that was supposed to funny. It’s dramatic irony. She makes a big fuss that her guy doesn’t know how to use the gun and that she should have it. Meanwhile the guy is in perfect position to get a shot on him and only has his stethoscope. The girl fires aimlessly at the car, hitting headlights and nothing else. Then Michael opens the door and she blows her own brains out. You think David Gordon Green, a pretty masterful comedic director, didn’t mean for that to be hilarious? That said, the movie is still really stupid and bad.

[@lippieizzy4911]

It had the same non-intentional comedic effect of the doctor shooting himself by slipping on the walkway on the plane from World War Z

[@bodybag22]

@@lippieizzy4911 Exactly what I thought of.

[@sashamikhail7375]

I'll have to rewatch this review. The entire runtime my body was in full tension, just waiting for Rich Evans to talk shit on the original Halloween movie like he always does. I'm pleasantly surprised that he chose this to be the first RLM video he hasn't totally derailed by bringing up how much he hates the 1978 classic Halloween film.

[@pyramear5414]

The fact that 75% of most episodes is devoted to Rich Evan's hate for Halloween does get tiresome. I'm glad to see red letter media trying a new direction for their content.

[@militaryhistoryguy827]

@@pyramear5414 they subverted out expectations

[@LilyoftheLake14]

Omg. The tag line: "Whatever happens in Vegas, _D I E S_ in Vegas." Is seriously the *best* tag line for a slasher film set in Vegas, ever. I hope that gets used someday.

[@bluehunterboy]

I think Jay's is better. Anyway, now to watch the dueling intros

[@curtisbates4381]

I’m giving my vote to Mike’s intro. Although both were quite amusing.

[@mrcat3493]

Jamie Lee should get an Oscar for her interview performance, she even convinced herself that this garbage is good.. “It’s a masterpiece!”

[@cattibingo]

You can't call your own movie a masterpiece, jamie

[@paulinegallagher7821]

Jamie Lee is very eccentric and delusional. Its fine, she doesnt mean to offend.

[@gzz8551]

The reaction shots from the other people are excellent. 😂

[@issahumps]

She didn’t know that blm started in 2013 not after they filmed this masterpiece 😂

[@cornbredx]

Honestly after seeing her past reasonings behind other Halloween movies now I think she was full of shit then- and that was a decade after Resurrection which she was vocally negative about. I wonder if she'll live long enough to be vocally negative about this one too. Or if truly she really only does care about the pay check. She did seem pretty impassioned about her feeling behind H20 and Resurrection, though. It's very confusing to me.

[@eatatjoes6751]

I feel like the "town stuck mentally in Halloween 1978" thing could have worked, but this movie was dumb enough to kill that potential by making Haddonfield cartoonishly obsessed with killing Michael, which is what I'm afraid Scream 5 will do with Woodsboro and Ghostface (because heaven forbid we make that plot work organically!) Also, yeah, that last thing is why I'm not thrilled about Ghostbusters: Afterlife. The reboot sucked, but you don't need to turn the next entry into a gritty, dour hymn to Ghostbusters to prevent its legacy from being tainted or whatever.

[@seangentry2943]

It would be way more clever if the town were like, a tourist trap, where every year at Halloween a bunch of people show up to do a tour of all of Michael's kill spots and pose with masks and fake knives, and the townspeople are burned out and bitter about it because it exploits their trauma over and over, and the real Michael coming back is a tipping point where they all just snap

[@eatatjoes6751]

@@seangentry2943 Exactly, man. God, this whole movie dripped with wasted potential.

[@johnnyskinwalker4095]

@@seangentry2943 that would have been hilarious tourists vs towns folks! lol

[@Call555JackChop]

The one chick who shot herself in the face after the gun gets spun around by a door hitting it might be the funniest shit I’ve ever watched

[@spooplegeist5260]

I just saw it in the theatre, and the room erupted in laughter during that. I don’t think it was supposed to be funny, either.

[@opchild]

@@spooplegeist5260 the theater I went to groaned

[@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq]

@@spooplegeist5260 Same I laughed because it just looked funny

[@cameronmitchell8180]

Another issue about the movie. Goofy stuff like that is in the movie, and then at the same time, it wants us to take the political stuff seriously.

[@stephenallen4625]

It looks like they plucked that kill right from a Friday the 13th

[@fragba1t]

I was waiting for Judy Greer to lift her top up and shout "Say goodbye to these!" to Michael at the end, but it never happened.

[@EmperorJim]

"Halloween night! WOOOOO!!!"

[@poz1905]

Why was she wearing a Christmas sweater?

[@macwilliams674]

"He stabbed her in the tits" -Big John

[@Poopscipade]

I'm always waiting for Judy Greer to lift her top up tbh.

[@blueonblack83]

"Up here, Michael! UP HERE!"

[@greatfrito]

Mike's paper notes are intensely endearing.

[@The_Corn_God]

That geezer needs to get with the times and purchase an ipple ipid.

[@sneakyking]

@@The_Corn_God no u

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

@@The_Corn_God But then he'd have to sign up for classes at the community college, to learn how to use it.

[@jadeandjesse5908]

What the fuck is "paper"?

[@edwardhelms]

That was pretty spooky how accurate they were about Ghostbusters

[@ivangordy8957]

This felt like a movie about my Fallout New Vegas character. Especially that scene at the end when Micheal reloads his quicksave and kills the mob. I could probably throw together a script for that vegas slasher movie.

[@johntrew7702]

Hahaaaa underrated comment! Michael learns the controls, reloads his save and dodges 😂

[@HollywoodActorRyanGosling]

@@johntrew7702 He even used the VAT system to get some targeted slow motion kills.

[@shknicks3862]

Old Huckleberry is the new Tums Festival and I love it. “You fuck up!”

[@petealoisi7350]

"I'm right!"

[@Sleepgarden]

When they did that montage of nearly every character saying variations of "he/evil dies tonight" I was like "I'm gonna hate this film, aren't I?"

[@LeftytheGansterGremlin]

Yeah, it kinda feels like the outside world's influence of Michael Myers seeped into the writing of the past two films.

[@steveaustin819]

You watch hitb before you've seen the movie? Does that not kinda ruin it for you? I like watching them after as a sort of movie after show kinda thing.

[@luiginastro8831]

@@steveaustin819 Me too!

[@diegocastaneda3829]

@@steveaustin819 My rule is simple : if it's original and seemingly well written (or even if it's a mess but still the vision of an artist and not just an industry film made to sell toys), I'll watch it; and if not (like 98% of Hollywood trash), I'll wait for Mike to make fun of it, lol.

[@Sleepgarden]

@@steveaustin819 Saves money, get to get a few laughs and if I watch it myself, I know what I'm getting into

[@jmorales09]

"EVIL DIES TONIGHT" *only brings a couple planks of wood to kill said evil*

[@Breakingbad33]

Oh my god! That guys face when Jamie Lee Curtis brings up blm is gold!

[@bobgunter9608]

They could’ve just kept it about trauma though in the event of that magnitude of a killer has on a town in a place I know of Paul Bernardo ever broke out Toronto would be panicked or if I was you over broke out Miramichi would be panicked but as a fun slasher movie I still like it. But that Jamie Lee Curtis segment of her saying it was about Black Lives Matter just comes off as tasteless

[@justindimatteo]

"Old Huckleberry" "Tums Festival" Jay is 2 for 2.

[@jakestratton673]

Love it when you guys start with a dallop of stock sound effects. Never change.

[@MiracleMomo]

Why have it be a sequel at all? The scary part of the original film was "he's still out there! He could be in your town next!" So just have him show up in a completely different environment, different town, different characters, and same old creepy Mike stabbings. Show us different ticks of this killing machine as he does what he does, like the head tilt.

[@TheEpikak]

"why not? F**k everything." Perhaps one of the most eloquent HITB outros ever.

[@secondlastnameleft]

Why the hell did the old nurse say "this is for Dr. Loomis" when she tried to shoot Michael? Myers didn't kill Loomis in that timeline.

[@xdproductions3087]

Same reason the old sheriff guy said “everyone is entitled to one good scare” again. Fan service

[@bigcrackrock]

Because Loomis wanted to shoot him at the beginning in the flashbacks.

[@DevineInnovations]

Maybe the Halloween timelines are converging and she experienced a "Mandela Effect."

[@CHilla415]

"bad screenplay" - Rich Evans

[@anthem47]

@@DevineInnovations Now I'm imagining Halloween: No Way Home, where the various timelines converge. Michaels from different timelines team up to take on Haddonfield. It's gold!

[@Bacteriophagebs]

48:48 "They can't take that bold step forward into new territory, they just have to wallow in nostalgia." That's basically Hollywood in a nutshell.

[@one_with_kevrything9825]

Haven't Mike & Jay been wearing the same shirts for 10 years?

[@nathaniellindner313]

@@one_with_kevrything9825 Well that's different, that's because both of them only own one shirt.

[@one_with_kevrything9825]

@@nathaniellindner313 How embarrassing.

[@gyroscope915]

I really enjoy when someone who is heavily involved in a project says that thing is a masterpiece. Not like they would have any reason to lie

[@TellItAnimated]

"Evil dies TONIGHT!"

[@dotsydude]

It got really funny after the first two times

[@AaronIsaacVasquez]

🥴

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

And dying it did alright

[@digontozahid]

@@dotsydude i overdosed on evil dies tonight ...

[@jasonfenton8250]

True evil never dies, it is only... Reborn!

[@sofamato]

Of COURSE Mike’s intro about Halloween starts with Captain Kirk

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

Captain Who?

[@NewSquallor]

Thus is the best intro and we need no further discussion

[@luiginastro8831]

@@andrewgwilliam4831 Doctor Who

[@hideousruin]

Heh. Well, it's actually appropriate for Halloween. I wonder how many people have been killed in all of these films combined by a character wearing Shatner mask. Not half as many as the men Shatner has personally beaten to death with his bare fists IRL. I'm sure.

[@graymyers]

Hmmm... Jay's was pretty classic Jay, we love hearing 40 years and that evil dies tonight. BUT while Mike's was a little long winded, I feel I got MORE laughs and MORE knowledge on what the movie is about. I think I'm going to have to go with Rich Evans' movie intro for this one

[@mylesgreene2599]

@@BeczaBot I vote Mike!

[@frankmerker630]

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[@PimplyPete]

I could've swore the old couple said "Cheese and Wine" but Jay was right again, they did say "Cheez-it and Wine"...Jay gave me a Tums Festival and he doesn't even know me lol. He is indeed a trivia GOAT.

[@itsamechrispratt380]

Except when it comes to Star Trek

[@PimplyPete]

@@itsamechrispratt380 Got me there, but to be fair he was going up against Mike so...those Poor single homeless mothers never had a chance. 🤣