REGGIE TOLD HIS MOM

[@yoren8668]

Reggie: "Mom, I'm a streamer." Reggie's Mom: "YOU SHOULD EDUCATE YOURSELF, NOW!"

[@xcreenplay7264]

LOL

[@notownself]

I mean that 100% 1000%

[@EsperPinion]

not yet

[@lifeiscrap103]

"Your job is WORTHLESS! It serves ZERO purpose!"

[@EndoranceM]

Woolie having the ability to sleight of hand his way out of sharing his internet career with his mutuals, is absolutely outstanding considering his name is SUPER GOOGLEABLE

[@ShayneRawls]

Exactly

[@Snidhog]

Just punch in "woolie youtube" and he's the 2nd result.

[@masterxl97]

@@SnidhogIt’s actually really funny that he’s not the first.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

It's that Maddentown hustle

[@LieseFury]

​@@masterxl97yeah some white dude who isn't even named woolie stole his name

[@Thechosenchicken]

After i saw that piggy clip, Reggie is a braver man than I'll ever be

[@Kaarl_Mills]

He's like the ultimate essence of what the chat wishes they could be: far too many of us think he's relatable, but just like Saejima, Reggie is always balls out

[@TRDEWH]

@@Kaarl_Mills BALLS OUT, WOOLIE!!

[@crimsonb.6013]

Followed immediately by throwing his mom under the bus for how she likes her steak. Never change, Reggie.

[@xcreenplay7264]

im from US im a well done steak person too lol

[@FalteredGreed]

I would too. Well done steak is a crime against good food

[@RubyRoks]

"And then she ordered a well done steak" followed by Woolie taking physical damage is the best part of this clip

[@santino7470]

“Have you thought about going back to school?” She went RIGHT for the jugular.

[@kingragnarok7302]

"Son, have you thought about actually giving to society?"

[@Drawersama]

Hey I pay my taxes! can you say the same about every millionaire?

[@psykomancer4420]

Red Shepherd's awkward family dinner

[@Kaarl_Mills]

"I should go" *"Thank fuck I didnt say "We'll bang ok?"*

[@ogladaczr.t.3168]

wait until it comes to the grandchildren question

[@bendoucet8641]

@@ogladaczr.t.3168 Which ones?

[@Sonicfalcon16]

His mom sounds like someone who if you gave them a manga and flipping through through pages she would start huffing and puffing on the verge of a panic attack for no reason.

[@degencatgaming]

AND THEN SHE ORDERED A WELL-DONE STEAK I'M DYING

[@MinersLoveGames]

His mom's response is the worst-case scenario when it comes to telling parents what you do for a living. Absolutely devastating. Gotta love how blunt parents can be sometimes.

[@insanemindset2667]

She can’t complain when being a streamer is somehow a more stable job than pursuing an education. Like, do I have to mention what happened to the well-educated Boeing plane engineers? XD

[@Celt420]

Not really? That kind of response is blatantly ignorant and out of touch, like grandparents not understanding inflation since they were in highschool. If someone has a job, one they enjoy, and someone else has the response of "oh thats not a real job, get a job I consider good/real" they don't care about you or your job, they care about your apparent standing in societal rankings. Just for appearances.

[@williejones6446]

@@Celt420 So Im going to agree with you, for some reason I dont like how you said it. For no reason I feel like youre trying to hit me through the comment section and thats ok because I agree with what you say.

[@lweaver2988]

@@Celt420 The irony of your response being that Streamers rely on societal rankings and appearances to make money. It's not out of touch or ignorant to want your child able to provide for themselves without being dependent on the whims of a faceless mass.

[@Celt420]

​@@williejones6446 yeah i realized hours after the fact that I was being unreasonably bitter lol, came back expecting to be getting dragged for it deservedly

[@theotherjared9824]

I don't thin Reggie fully comprehends the situation. His family can now find his clips.

[@masterxl97]

From what I have heard from a lot of streamers I watch, that doesn’t really happen as much as people might fear. The immediate family will usually watch a video or two, and then either stop caring, or find it weird enough that they just stop and don’t think about it. In practice, your family probably doesn’t really care that much what you’re doing as long as you’re making a living. The nightmare scenario that they sit around watching all of your embarrassing streamer moments really doesn’t happen very often.

[@laserbread1319]

Happens to the game grumps though

[@Kaarl_Mills]

​@@masterxl97except Paige's mom. But she bore witness to the Floor Pie incident

[@kurowasanabe]

@@masterxl97 Never forget that time when Pat's mom called him up because he said some shit that upset his sister.

[@masterxl97]

@@kurowasanabe Oh, it definitely happens. No one gets out un-scarred. It’s just not a constant danger. Also, Pat’s mom is a known goofball who enjoys messing with her goblin son. She watches more than most parents just so she has ammo.

[@Ragnorok64]

For those of us with family from the West Indies, please know that the red juice from steak isn't actually blood. It's water and myoglobin. Probably won't actually help, but it's something you can share.

[@DavimonVtube]

the Disco Elysium checks are always nice to hear. That playthrough was amazing.

[@BL-9065]

RIGHT I listen to the Best Of video of that while I work

[@johnrivers3813]

This summer I went back and rewatched their play-through. It inspired me to also go back and play as the worst cop feasible, I got a "baddest of bad cops" achievement 2 hours in.

[@johnrivers3813]

It happened after I yelled at the recently quit bartender that "I am the authority! I AM GOD!"

[@pattyayyy]

Now it’s only a matter of time before she becomes aware of red

[@DoctorCVC]

Man, Reggie’s mom about to have a whole ass lecture ready when she sees the Bayonetta playthroughs

[@coffeeNiK]

Hmm. Reggie adopts the title of Liar

[@letmeshowumypkmn]

He learned from the best

[@OperativeLyn]

Reggie finally came out!!

[@tbotalpha8133]

I'm so happy for her!

[@tychoazrephet3794]

But Woolie, what more ultimate form of Slop content could there be, than to have IRL mutuals and family reacting to the Slop that is YOU YOURSELF?!

[@Dasaltwarrior]

Reggies name to be lost to the annals of history once she discovers some of the clips that've been broadcasted live in the past 5 years

[@nickromano3087]

Disco Elysium will get reggie disowned for REAL

[@Gwanzan3325]

Reggie should have just said that he is a "cam boy". Surely his mother would have understood what that means.

[@trashman1605]

I can sense another floor pie incident

[@visoreyes6393]

"I work with talking. I'm a talker."

[@Wildy333]

The most West Indian mom response.

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

A well-done steak is the most disturbing thing of this whole thing, that's lunacy. What do you mean a well-done steak, brother?

[@Gh0stWh33l]

The older Generation just does not get it. Just Lie. Treat them like Investors.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Mine try, even if they barely know what they’re encouraging me to do

[@masterxl97]

From what I have heard from a lot of streamers I watch, the nightmare scenario that your family sits around watching all of your embarrassing streamer moments really doesn’t come up as often as you might fear. The immediate family will usually watch a video or two, and then either stop caring, or find it weird enough that they just stop and don’t think about it anymore so they can keep loving you. In practice, your family probably doesn’t really care that much what you’re doing as long as you’re making a steady living. Especially if they don’t actually understand what it is that you do.

[@tylerhenderson5871]

Woolie is Royal Guarding those questions!

[@devonh8473]

Classic Red Shepard

[@carl8790]

Like I said from another video. As someone who has immigrant parents, my parents, especially my mom, would've said the same shit to me if I were in Reggie's shoes. There's no point in explaining how things have changed, because in their minds, it's still the 80s or 90s.

[@Kaelin_Stereo]

poor bastard got murdered by his own mom, RIP

[@SPARR0E]

Reggie looking great with the hint of silver in his beard!

[@randomotaku2137]

0:43 THE WAY WOOLIE PERKS UP.

[@Hozak]

I ordered meat well done once and a chef threw a pot at my head. I don't order well done anymore.

[@Kaarl_Mills]

at least you learned your lesson

[@-Mothy-]

You should have parried that Waffle House style and then demanded for your food to be cooked to your taste

[@ChillaxingJay]

You know what, fuck it. I like my steaks WELL DONE. I ain't down for any blood in my food. I know everyone will think I'm crazy, but idgaf, it's a hill I'm willing to die on.

[@xcreenplay7264]

@@ChillaxingJay same im not a f+cking lion lol

[@helter1234]

It’s not blood though lol

[@BigdaddyBigfoot-km9hr]

Mom im basically rich. I can buy a house. Angriest pat: VIDEO GAMES BOUGHT THE HOUSE I BAMG YOUR DAUGHTER IN!

[@noname-xk6uz]

HA! Woolie said I work with chairs! 😂

[@MrJuannyc2]

Next Dinner: son what’s this I hear about you cheating on aliens in space? Reggie: WHO GAVE YOU THE LINK? I KNOW IT WASNT ME!

[@daysand123]

As an american out of college. Mom asking me when im going back to school would be like asking me how much gunpowder id like backing the bullet in a full chambered game of russian roulette because nobody would benefit from that at this point but the teachers that update their course books yearly to get millions.

[@Phantom_Gamer1]

After five years she knows the truth oh wow

[@srcocomad]

GOATED REGGIE

[@jerandcor]

Bruh 2 years and you guys are getting grays! That MTL life really hits different!

[@originalscreenname44]

It took Reggie gaining some grey hairs, but he finally told his mom the truth: he talks cash shit on the internet.

[@clanofclams2720]

4:29 the turning point

[@kwedl]

"go back to school" is just the typical mom answer the moment they hear that you don't have a generic desk job. Until the moment you make more money than the desk job, then they suddenly love it.

[@tjmanning]

“FORGOT”

[@ShinobiPhoenix-YT0]

See now, this video is just trolling Reggie now. If the brother knows, they will definitely look now and potentially find this. This is to get content out of THAT scenario now.

[@Doomroar]

100% the editors are fishing for Reggie's brother to watch this, specially since he tried to defend Reggie to their mom

[@coolfish420]

I hope he shows her the Manon clip

[@PerpetualDaydreamer]

The secret is out but it's like that Homer's back fat meme - but it's piggy clips and Red Shepherds being held out of sight

[@marioe.4400]

"I give my opinion, in a stream of consciousness..."

[@Maphisto86]

OH NO!!!!

[@MrBackwardsforwards]

"hey i know you are 40 but.....more school maybe???"

[@wumbojet]

Yo, that sleeve woolie got looks amazing

[@3serio]

Insta-kill! Yea it’s definitely West Indian/African mentality

[@NeedMoreKimchi]

Well done steak... oof

[@Pyrozoid]

the gall this man has.

[@dude10067]

You can tell when it's a Crabtree edit

[@horomaru1]

mom will always be mom

[@ozgho09]

Should have sent bro the old Pop Off Report News clips

[@nailwind]

Mom with a critical strike frame 1

[@BL-9065]

It's a good thing Reggie forgot to give the link to his fam lol i hope he doesn't get called out

[@MrBda241]

Woolie more or less shot a flare into the air for Pat and Paige’s neighbors to see the Floor Pie story, I don’t doubt his attempts to tell Reggie’s family

[@ShayneRawls]

After getting food poisoning, i understand that want/need to have it well done. I still get medium well but i get it

[@Champiness]

Someone forward her that Anthony Bourdain article where he says that restaurants use well-done orders to offload all their shitty old cuts of meat

[@cagedcoco1681]

"forgot"

[@AnarchicArachnid]

Congratulations to your mom making it to 70

[@duneblythe]

I'm not grossed out by blood, I just genuinely prefer the taste of overcooked meat. The flavor people like in rare steak is unpleasant to me.

[@thestic6349]

So, fun fact! The red stuff in the juices of your medium rare steak isn't blood! It's actually a protein called myoglobin, that's normally part of the muscle tissue, itself. It is, however, a molecular relative of hemoglobin (hence the name) and, like hemoglobin (the protein used by red blood cells) is used to transport oxygen, and contains iron as well, which is why it has the same red color.

[@kenraves7931]

It's such a weird cognitive dissonance when folks that are like specifically really lucky are like really proud of their gig economy jobs that could actively collapse as a means of providing at any point due to circumstances beyond your control, and there can't possibly be a reliable retirement plan.

[@chowell365]

You sound really bitter

[@OGR-4394]

he should do the mohawk now

[@ScrumChum]

The steak preference of Reggies mom reminds me of my dad(Chilean). I think it just come from growing up in a country with poor health regulations surrounding meat.

[@Techfuse13]

Myoglobin

[@AtlasLaVoe]

To be fair, how would woolie explain he’s one of the forefathers of LPing?

[@TotheAcord]

Well done is the way.

[@plazmadood]

Hi, Reggie's mom!

[@Wiffernubbin]

Wait, reggie doesn't have a another job ? What does he do the other 3 to 4 days of the week

[@batman-gh5cv]

probably the same thing woolie does (i have no ideia i only follow the stream and youtube channel) lmao

[@Kaarl_Mills]

hits up the clubs under the aliases Red Shephard, Raphael Ambrosius Cousteau III, and Tequila Sunset

[@sur-shiner]

It took a long time for my Haitian mom to accept Steak with red in it. Also that "mmn." sound is something a lot of my Aunts do.

[@JcGross93]

Yeah, it's impssible to find Woolie. The internet is just filled to the brim with woolies, nobody could EVER find him, it's impossible.

[@PredictableEnigma]

If you prefer your steak well-done, you will save money and get a much better dish if you order things like salisbury steak, hamburger steak, pot roast, and galbi. Please don't waste the expensive cuts by cooking them well done.

[@minionofgruumsh]

It is not a waste if it is paid for and enjoyed. All of those things are good, but not the same and do not replace.

[@undecidedmajor1664]

​@@minionofgruumshMany would disagree

[@duneblythe]

God I love pot roast. Are hamburger steak and Salisbury steak different things? I've never heard of galbi. But, yeah, I don't buy expensive steak. I think it's not worth the money when I enjoy fully cooked meat more. Meatloaf is my favorite form of meat tbh.

[@RDR911]

@@minionofgruumshit’s a waste because you’re burning the fuck out of good meat. Go burn the fuck out of shitty meat and let people with taste enjoy the good stuff. That’s what they mean. 😂 Lmao @ the people who are afraid of anything not well-done though. Crazy you can’t handle red meat.

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

oh man this bizarre attitude about food will never not confuse me beyond measure, it’s food, fucking eat it and stop being weird about tastes 😂

[@GoldLight73]

Ah yes, the struggles of dealing with normie relatives

[@alxnotorious]

Probably one of Reggie's best bits because it had time to age like a fine cheese.

[@AzzyLily]

Thank goodness that Reggie Fils-Aimé exists to take heat off when your mom looks up "Reggie video games"

[@larrymeadows7535]

Lol blackness permeating through multiple nationalities. This is why i just dont eat it to avoid the awkwardness

[@MrKuemmelbrot]

Kinda sad that his current carreer is objectivly more stable than A LOT of "school education" jobs you can get.

[@MrIndiemusic101]

I mean it's only stable once you get over a certain hump when it comes to audience retention and successfully setup the appropriate revenue streams from that retained audience. Let's be real it not like everybody is capable of getting over that hurdle. Like a lot of ventures It's a lot harder to pull off than acquiring the necessary skills and working a stable 9-5 which is the modus operandi of most people.

[@MrKuemmelbrot]

@@MrIndiemusic101 You are right. I just meant him specifically. Always have a plan B though.

[@FailingDuke64]

Just gotta stay friends

[@RDR911]

Who, Woolie’s Sidekick #3? If he leaves this show his “career” is over😂 I wouldn’t call that stability if you have to suck up to your boss and pretend he’s your friend to keep a job. 😂 sounds awful to me.

[@Strigon01]

Going out to buy an expensive steak cut at a restaurant and then tell the server, "I prefer my steak well done."....... Why even eat steak? You can buy any other piece of beef for well done beef.

[@silverroddo1468]

The mom-est response. Blessed 😇 🙏 We’re all chair-smiths, if we think about it.

[@b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e]

B R U H could be wrong, but isnt this far worse than mom im a twitch streamer. Mom im the co host of a twitch streamer with a youtube channel. Mom i have a friend for a living. but mom we post clips.

[@Hreter]

I love Reggie so much

[@MajorCrasher]

Well done steak is good if cooked slow on low heat, learn how to cook smh. Most restaurants just char that shit on high heat when you ask for well done. That's why so many savages go "well done bad!" Not everyone likes the taste of blood or pink meat so we should have more options than either a hockey puck or a fresh kill

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

I’m not sure why we get weirdest in the completely subjective topics

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

“Ma’am, we will not cook your food for you”

[@chowell365]

*burn

[@panchozari434]

I too like it well done

[@ukyoize]

Imagine eating undercooked food. LMAO

[@RDR911]

Yeah that’s why I get mine medium rare, so it’s not like eating a shoe and it’s perfectly cooked 😂 Do you people seriously think “anything but shoe leather is undercooked”?? Damn, I actively pity your existence.

[@92Niceneasy]

Hot take - I'm not a Well Done guy, but close at Medium Well, and I don't have a problem with the extra juices from it being cooked less, I just think it doesn't taste as good.

[@ODST_Parker]

I sometimes have trouble with showing parts of myself that I really shouldn't. I know I've seen some weird shit, so I have to gauge how much of that I can reveal. My family, barely any. My friends, ALL of it. My coworkers, depends on them. I met people at work, and I'm like, "Okay, you like anime, but how much?" Like, how deep should I go down the rabbit hole? That in mind, I still cannot fucking fathom the levels y'all go to. You are an internet sensation, an active online presence with thousands of hours of content to peruse at any given time. Clips are constantly made of you saying out of pocket shit. HOW did you keep that in your pants this whole fucking time?! I do not understand that level of dodging and restraint.

[@demigod_inc]

Screw u well done steak is good! 😂MonHun is proof.

[@PleasantlyLee]

Steak doesn't have blood in it. Red liquid doesn't equal blood, I put ketchup on your steak is that blood? No.

[@Bread_n_Roses]

If you're gonna be puerile, then at least inform people that it's myaglobin.

[@JTF374]

I suppose Reggie would be safe cause he's technically not attached to the title of the channel... Woolie... Of the channel "Woolie Versus"... Is in a constant danger zone when it comes to family curious how he's doing cause they could simply look his name up on KZbin and they'd be skimming through the entire Woolie Encyclopedia files, lol. Frankly I'm surprised we all haven't got an update on the family thing since Later Alligator when Woolie talked about the uncles and aunts who came to money and literally killed over it... WITH immediate family giving a STERN talking to about the exposure of Madden Town!

[@FanOFTrueHeroes]

I would like this meat to be fully cooked and safe to eat.

[@RDR911]

Rare it is! Coming right up hon 😂

[@FanOFTrueHeroes]

@@RDR911 The same for the chicken?

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Uh oh, even worse than a “bud” user, we got a “hon” user

[@Bandalorian]

Your mom is right reggie 😭

[@waffle5115]

Woolie interrogates Reggie like "WHAT DID YOU TELL HER? HOW MUCH DOES SHE KNOW?"

[@ItsSinny]

"forgot"