Ranking Kingdom Hearts Ships

[@RegularPat]

if i posted it in April your guard would've been up

[@mistar_feed]

It worked, I made a joke comment thinking it might have been something else but I still had my doubts.

[@RheaStorm]

What about the Ansem ship

[@Fokusoku]

Great fake out either way

[@robert-zr1kx]

Not enough clickbait, saw the gummi in the thumbnail and knew your true motives. Should make the thumbnail a tierlistmaker with the S/A/B/C/D/F tiers with sora and kiari at F and ansem and mickey at S

[@demiclick]

january fools!

[@66Roses]

Knowing Pat, I was legitimately expecting him to rank Gummi Ship blueprints.

[@pillarsofsnow7940]

I thought it was gimmick ship rankings because of the thumbnail

[@splunkmastah4609]

The thumbnail is admittedly clickbait.

[@zgamer45]

That's what I was hoping for actually.

[@madmaster0015]

I would watch that.

[@ultima1033]

Same. I was effectively baited. Lol

[@saifuusuri]

If by chance Pat's dad is reading this specific comment, then I just wanna say you did a good job raising your son. Granted I don't know him well enough to say he hasn't killed anyone, but I think it's a safe assumption to think he's a good noodle.

[@tobyjack1238]

Why don’t we all agree that the greatest ship of all is friendship

[@pedanticat9479]

Hmmmmmm, nah 😅

[@ArcDeity]

Nah it's light and darkness

[@mustachemiss1983]

Then why is it only at number 9? Hmmmmmm? 🤨

[@thomascruise3692]

What about relationship?

[@ianshevlin8675]

@@thomascruise3692 Theyre scary and could be very bad, gonna have to put it at a c tier tbh

[@remuskane8684]

My thought process on this was 1. He’s gonna do literal ships. 2. My god, the madman! Actual relationships?! The horror. 3. Oh, he’s juping us with his least favorite ship, and it’ll immediately go to a popular ship for 15, like Sora x Kairi or something 4. This man is a comedic genius

[@dtsnelson]

I was literally waiting for the shipping stuff to come out, and thought this was hard leaning into fucking with us, and I got to the end of the video and was like "... that fucking madlad really got me like that."

[@nickioleary8577]

Is it strange that my first thought was actually that Pat was gonna talk about literal ships? Maybe I’m just weird

[@Dreigonix]

Nah, everyone else in the KH fandom is just brain-poisoned. Including me. >.>

[@yojo8667]

Wait is it not gummi ships?

[@puckie643]

I hope he saves that idea for another video because I sure as fuck would sit through that

[@FormalGibble]

Nope, my mind went to the same place as well. Maybe regular Pat is just too predictable.

[@Dreigonix]

@@puckie643 Do you WANT him to be harassed, doxxed, and swatted by antis?

[@mellemadswoestenburg1296]

I made the biggest sigh of relief when i realized it was about literal ships. As someone who loves shipping and had experienced many toxic responds to my ships i am very scared to openly talk about this stuff. But thank god, that was the best plot twist ever.

[@TheAzulmagia]

He even cut to a scene of Hook's pirate ship after he said that he was covering ships.

[@RegularPat]

@@TheAzulmagia mostly I was hinting that I might cover the steamy affair that is Hook x Smee

[@mco7478]

​@@RegularPatisn't that canon already?

[@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419]

Hey Man Shipping is subjektive i say let them out i would like to hear it

[@giginoelani5880]

@@RegularPat Hook/Smee is almost as good as Riku/Mickey

[@kiahnte]

"Conduct yourself on KZbin as though everyone's dads are reading everyone's comments" wins for the most wholesome message of the year! Didn't think it'd come this early, but seriously, beat that!

[@theXVthshadow]

You baited me and I fell for it completely. Very well done Pat. Also, hello Regular Pat's dad

[@dradel2050]

I can't believe you didn't include ''Ansem Seeker of Darkness turned into a ship'' from KH1

[@ezekielanderson9055]

“Sora believes in himself, Ansem turns into a boat, and the player mashes X a lot”

[@sirloinestakegames7866]

Two things. 1) The Crab Rant was masterful. Well done! 2) I would ADORE a top 10 chests vid, either for KH1 or BBS. That would be fun to listen to!

[@Lillymu961]

The weirdest thing about this is that I knew Pat was going to talk about literal ships and then his long disclaimer made me think, "Wait. Oh no, he's going there. He's going to sacrifice himself to the shipping wars. How will he rank the different couples?" And then he proceeds to talk about literal ships like I originally thought he was going to do. I feel like I catfished myself on this one. Also, hi to Pat's dad. :) God bless you and your son. EDIT: As someone who also enjoys hunting for crabs in KH3...that rant was perfection. Bravo!

[@TheKabuto90]

I went through that exact same thought process and ended up with a good laugh as a result.

[@KarasuVII]

Finally someone speaks up for us in the crab collector community. Best part of the world unironically!

[@kingchurros9021]

yes as crab collector representive i agree.

[@splunkmastah4609]

You mean I'm not the only one? Holy shit.

[@armandoguzmannieves5472]

YES

[@doritoburrito4540]

i beat kh3 blind literally yesterday after a 6 month binge through the series, so im pretty disconnected from any discourse surrounding it and the general consensus. the crabs were the best part of the game pre-aqua, im genuinely surprised that people hate it they give you a good excuse to explore probably the best piece of level design in the series, and on critical its a much needed breather. i was checked out after arendelle and thought carribbean was shitty for the first half, but when i got to port royal i was like "this game fuckin rocks" the crabs are like the exact moment when the game gets really good.

[@joshuataylor6595]

I'm all for crabs and exploration but give me a freaking save point. I can't fathom why the save point on the docks doesn't appear until post-crabs. What if I want to enjoy this part in multiple sessions? What if I want a save point I can always go back to for my crab collecting adventures? Gimme a boat, let me beat Luxy in a race, let me save, let me collect a few hundred crabs. Is that so much to ask for?

[@kaialone]

Sora's love for pirates is fun, cause with him growing up on an island, you can imagine pirates were prolly one of the main "things" he heard cool stories about since he was little

[@opheliastanghelleeriksen8053]

My top ship-ship is The Flying Duchman and The Black Pearl.

[@Vidyn727]

I love the rant about the pirates crab hunt 😂 I still can’t stop laughing lol

[@Modulates]

It's even funnier on x2 speed

[@JigglesMcRibs]

Honestly based

[@divaalfirman3295]

I also like how it starts out by calling out the players on being lazy, then slowly transcends into a lowkey diss on KH2 🤣

[@grifleep4916]

ATTENTION SPAN OF DISH SOAP

[@Crafty_boy70]

I seriously wasn’t expecting that plot twist

[@PhyrigianFlame]

"I don't need a real girlfriend. My Gummiship is my power." Pretty sure that's the quote, right?

[@dekuisagreatmaincharacter]

I couldn’t agree more with your rant about the crabs. I always look for more crabs than I need in Port Royal, and I’m always sad when I reach the limit of 500 and have to go back to hitting things so soon.

[@KokuroSame]

I didn’t even think of “ships” when I saw the thumbnail, I knew EXACTLY what I was getting…AND I WAS STILL WRONG! I thought we were discussing pure gummis the entire time! Way to go Pat! Hilarious concept, hilarious video. 11/10, would watch again.

[@HeavensRipper-he4sz]

I ALSO. LEGITIMATELY believed, and was legitimately excited for Pat to talk about all the gummi ships

[@HeavensRipper-he4sz]

Clairvoyance

[@michaelkindt3288]

@0:56-.-Hello Mr.-Stranger’s-Dad, you did a fantastic job raising your son, he has a fantastic sense of humor!

[@backstoryben]

You know what I thought “wow I think he means actual ships” and lo and behold, that was the case.

[@shielfoxftw8279]

The crab rant was glorious. Finally someone else feels the way I do about the crabs.

[@TheKeyblader133]

Gonna be completely honest. I was EXPECTING this to be about ships. I was like "oooh gummi ship front and center". Almost had me convinced this was about character shipping for a sec until 16# popped up lmao. Also i LOVED the crabs. That honestly was one of my favorite worlds in the whole series. Crabs included. #CrustaceansCruzin. That is a thing now ive decided

[@Asterious_JP]

I also love the Leviathan! I legit got emotional when we got to freely explore the ocean in that world with our own pirate ship because for Sora, that's a childhood dream come true.

[@ribbonfly]

Sora is so happy!

[@BlueberryNovaa]

Regular Pat should be the new Gummi Ship added in KH4

[@FireandAsh-ley]

I agree with every part of your Crab Rant! It was so much fun finding where large batches of them were hidden! Also, the vessel joke about Terra had me cackling 🤣. I love these "dumb" ranking videos and I would genuinely love to see the treasure chest video you joked about.

[@ruccsacc]

I don't know if I'm mad or glad that this video was based on actually literal ships, but that, as well as the crab rant, are just all the perfect regularpat energy combined.

[@kieranwrightstone2199]

Honestly I was half expecting either Gummi Ship or KH ships…probably for the best it was the former.

[@StardustSauce]

So delighted by just how hard you committed to this bit. I can't even argue with most of the rankings

[@danieldorvil7683]

I was half expecting ships but am shocked I got them. What a way to be introduced to a channel.

[@cketcham1217]

Nice start to the year Pat. The fake out at number 9 is genuinely one of the funniest bits you’ve had on the channel. Idk if you hear it enough but you clearly put the most work into your scripts of the big kh ccs. Hope to see lots of videos from you in 2023

[@AStupidMole]

It’s official. I’ll watch this man talk about anything

[@Jakkudama]

Congrats on 5 years! I could hear you talk about pretty much anything KH related and you have good comedic timing

[@grinkobaba9226]

Another one to add in the list of “I am stupid” moments. I didn’t even look at the thumbnail to the video I just got a notification that said “regular pat uploaded” and when I saw the video I was like “oh cool he’s gonna be talking about gummi ships, he must be running out of ideas”

[@keyblademasterct2]

Wow, you sure got me. Props for not uploading this in April, 'cause I most certainly would have had my dream shield up 😆 In all seriousness though, most of the ships in KH are kinda boring in my opinion, partly because we know they'll never take things higher than hugs and hand holding, and the fact that pretty much none of the main boys of are gudnuth for Aqua =| cept maybe Axel/Lea; I don't know why, but they showed more chemistry in that one exchange during the replica nort fight than Terra and Aqua ever did since their inception. Plus Fire and water? What's not to like?

[@jman2001jt]

As someone who also unironically loves the crab collecting in KH3, that rant was immensely satisfying.

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

In KH1 my ‘go to’ was my custom ship, the “Gun Brick”. Literally just the second cab + 6 triple barrel gatlings, 1 hex barrel gatling, 3 medium missile launchers, & 2 loot gathering jellyfish nets.

[@therealwilldalbey]

I'm always learning something new about the first Kingdom Hearts.

[@linkmastr001]

23:22 "It's not a ranking Kingdom Hearts vessels list, otherwise Terra would be on it" Okay, that was pretty good. Well played Pat!

[@brimmingteacup]

That's actually super awesome and adorable your father is so supportive of your career! Not everyone gets that support they need, and it's great you get it!

[@jeannepucelle]

YES! Someone finally said what I felt about finding the crabs. I didn't mind finding them and it did give me time to look around the world more. My favorite ships are friendship, the Leviathan in 3, Atlantica's sunken ship and of course, the Gummi ship. I really liked making a Gummi ship in 3.

[@jib-o-jub4643]

I'm glad someone finally backed up the crab collection

[@AverageAlbertX]

LOL! You actually baited me, ngl. But hey, great ranking. I do love the pirates films, especially At World's End the most, and that's what makes me love KH3's iteration so much, and makes it my favorite Disney world of the game, such a major improvement over KH2's Port Royal

[@TJF588]

Jumping to the comments early, thought this video _wouldn't_ be about ships, then I resume playing and see it _is_ about ships, but I'll echo others: Gummi Blueprint Ranking. Viability, Availability, Aesthetics, I want that juice. Regardless the topic, good dang I've missed the scripts on these things. Not just moment-to-moment snaps, but callbacks that halfway stealth in under the unassuming mellow delivery. Lovin' the rectification.

[@MariuigiKhed]

Gotta be honest: I never changed my ship in KH1 (or KH2, for that matter). Mostly because I didn't know how to (I mean, I knew how but everytime it told me: "no too big, can't save it" IT'S THE FRICKEN GEPPETTO BLUPRINT, it's YOUR PLANNED SHIP, GAME) "Did you stuggle in the final gummi levels?" that's the point. I didn't. I'll admit that in Final Mix I went red more time that I'd like to admit, but most of my gummi deaths came from when I needed to visit Monstro, he didn't show up and I had to die cause in the original you didn't have the Pause-Exit luxury yet

[@lsd_trip4377]

So glad Im not the only fool that was expecting a ranking of the Gummi Ship blueprints 😐

[@coreDesignix]

A friend of mine sent this in the discord server without context and I was genuinely concerned to click the link, but I'm glad I did! Your opinions on these ships are as far as I'm concerned objectively correct.

[@CheeseTheWhistle]

I'm surprised at how this happened and I applaud you, Mr. Pat, this was a clever subversion of two ship topics in Kingdom Hearts. I hope this year is very great for you!

[@sushisashimi8320]

I think it's really sweet that Pat's dad reads the comments, my parents do my best to kind of care about my interests but they have no qualms with telling me that they really don't care and make fun of it a lot. Which is okay I guess it only makes me a little sad but I don't expect them to know anything about my interests let alone watch my twitch streams at all, hell they don't even know my twitch account.

[@TheMicroNinja]

You. You got me. And yet I still watched the entire video out of respect for, well, being got. What a banger way to start 2023, keep up the great work man.

[@seeya_le]

I got quadruple baited in that intro, well played.

[@SHADECIRCLE]

OH MY GOD THIS IS YOUR GREATEST SHITPOST YET This is incredible, thank you so much for making my afternoon

[@uraniumremix787]

God “you want your genshins to be immediately impactful” you are an artist man

[@AzureIV]

I did not expect friendSHIP as one of them.

[@Beep325]

The writing on this is fantastic. Great job as always!

[@FormalGibble]

First off I'd like to say hello to regular Pats dad since apparently he may be reading this. Secondly, I always considered Ansems final form in kingdom hearts 1 a ship but I guess it doesn't count by technicality. You know because he's a living breathing thing and not a vessel for transportation. Third, port royale was my favorite world in kingdom hearts 3 because I love the exploration aspect of it and the crabs 🦀 had a positive influence on it. I loved just sailing to a new area and looking high and low for the little guys. Lastly if you need video ideas my sister and I joked about you taking a look at the kingdom hearts instructional manuals since you already did a deep dive into the official strategy guide.

[@Ingisen]

23:00 Regular Pat going off on a relatable tangent (I agree 100%, I still think KH1 has the best exploration)... 25:29 KH Manga reference? As a side-note, would you, Regular Pat, consider making a KH Ships/Pairings video? Just asking out of curiosity. And yes, I know the KH Community would roast you like Woody roasted Young Xehanort in KH3... But hey, it's all for the clickable titles, yeah? PS: Will your dad/RegularDad? do more gameplay shorts/videos? Would be a nice change of pace :)

[@rorot1210]

The thumbnail showed a ship tierlist video and I just accepted you were talking about gummi ships without realizing the joke for a solid 3 minutes.

[@soraniostaur3839]

Apparently so many people disliked/ clicked off this video that it refused to appear in my recommendeds, so congrats on making me not only go out of my way to click onto your channel to watch this- but also being so funny that I got thru the whole thing- you're likely gonna be filling my feed for the forseeible future cause of this now qwq

[@astronma_starheart]

I never thought I would see the day I’d listen to someone be so passionate about collecting crabs. But I too would be passionate about the crabs, it’s one of my favorite aspects of exploring the Caribbean in KH3. Love seeing those funky fellas in Port Royal and the other islands in that world

[@LightningNerd]

Hi Regular Pat’s dad!

[@mysteriouscolours1532]

This was my immediate thought when Pat mentioned his dad

[@FiveToedSloth]

Not the ships I was expecting. So happy to be wrong.

[@ButterflyGirlKMC]

I knew what this was going to be from the second I read the title (although I expected gummi ships) but I still burst out laughing when the first ship came up. Good job Pat! Well done!

[@joeybrandin]

Easily one of my favorite KH content creators. The comedic timing 👌🏼 also, I imagine you wear that had all the time.

[@longbobslobknob337]

I knew as soon as I saw the title you were going to be talking about actual boats/ships. And the subtle emphasis every time you said “ship” in the introduction **chefs kiss** Also, hi Pat’s dad!

[@pyguy7]

The True Friends, were the Ship Journeys we made along the way.

[@YukeWeiss]

I thought you were gonna go after all the gummi ship models, but this was tremendous and Regular Pat that I adore.

[@ajbXYZcool]

I love that when you first say the actual "ship" word, you see both kinds of ships

[@kirbman255]

You got me when you started discussing sailing ships, but then you said friendship and that’s when I lost it. Great work!

[@sorenopie4566]

Just subbed the other day.i nspired me to come back to my childhood game and just finished KH1 on proud mode today for the first time. Thank you for the great content.

[@andrewgerardo2349]

Terra being number 1 in a vessel list makes me want to hack KZbin to give you a second like for this video

[@SoloRogueStudios]

I just stayed to see how long it would take for the changeup after reading the comments; wasn't disappointed. This guy really dragged that misdirect out for 2 and a half minutes. 10/10, well done, sir.

[@eternal3279]

This was kind of a fun video, man, and I agree with the Leviathian being near the top. I even loved the crab collection quest because it made my ship stronger, so you'd better believe I hunted down every single crab

[@ChrisPTenders]

Why does "curiosity of dish soap" actually convey a vivid idea of my brain struggling to maintain interest in something I know is pretty well crafted but not really grabbing my attention? Also, the confidence you had in your material to be able to click bait us this hard astounds me. I can't believe I stayed for the whole thing, but you clearly know what it takes to be a Pat I engage with on a regular basis. Kudos, kupo.

[@InfiniteLilith]

Your crab-collecting-rant was beautiful and cathartic for me. Finally someone said it

[@yeetusvanitas9800]

I saw the thumbnail and knew immediately.

[@kirbyofthestarsfan]

I am quite frankly MAD that you did not rank the World of Chaos

[@jaggidfire]

Got me with the double plot twist

[@daseal1479]

As someone who grew up with the "Stitch: Experiment 626" game on PS2, I was glad to see that they didn't skip out on this section of the movies, though I didn't think they would take this long to cover the actual film in a world...

[@lowercasekatia]

I gotta say, that crabs part was beautiful, somebody had to say it, and I'm glad it was you

[@TimeStudyQuinn]

Elvis fans listening to Pat call the song “Stop Look and Listen”: “It’s called ‘Rubberneckin’, baby, but that’s alright with me”

[@cammyp4808]

The greatest April Fools video not posted in April

[@kassandrap1815]

Now I want an actual "ships" video by Pat (lol), but I unironicaly enjoyed the literal ships video!

[@AnferneeMyers]

We're playing checkers. Pat is playing Kingdom Hearts.

[@theodorebralla]

Wow, an actual out of season April fools joke. Well played, Ordinary Patrick

[@technobecian]

I’d love top chest videos! And thank you for the crab defense, finally someone says it

[@PajamCam]

Played through KH3 for the first time a few weeks ago. I had no idea Sora could throw hands like that.

[@QuiteDan]

**slamming fists on table** *RANK! RANK! RANK! RANK! RANK! RANK! RANK!*

[@Kagedtiger]

I saw it coming from a mile away, and yet I still audibly sighed.

[@gigawarman12]

I didn't bother looking at the thumbnail and assumed the video was about gummi ships

[@drillxbreak]

Hey Pat, I just wanna say you are a BIG influence in my stepping forward and putting myself out there on YT and twitch. I have some scripted content planned (if you look my channel now it's just unedited vods but that's soon to change) I have been inspired by a regular guy just talkin' bout things he likes. It's been more of a big deal than you'd think. So thank you and I love your vids.

[@dannywolfpero]

I would like a viewer submitted Gummi ship design contest. Winner gets a hat. Rank people's ship designs!

[@MangoTurtlenova]

it’s time to grow up and get crabs good video pat

[@joshtimmins6629]

I hope regular pat’s dad has a nice day

[@alephozone9341]

when i saw the thumbnail yesterday the idea that it could be about romantic ships didnt even occur to me, despite seeing riku and namine there. It wasnt until you started talking in the video that it occured to me "oh right, those kinds of ships exist". I legit though you were just gonna do a gummi ship blueprint ranking. This video was funny, but legit Id watch the hell out of a gummi ship blueprint ranking. Not just to see all the blueprints I never got in game, but also because you're really funny, and i love listening to your voice!!

[@Moonlight_Ekko]

I’ve always wanted a candy version of the gummi ship. The red and yellow just looks so good🤤

[@gregorymiranda5153]

Fantastic start to 2023! Your humor brightens my day so much Pat! And hello Regular Pat's Dad, :) Totally down for a top treasure chests vid too, :) Not sure if this part would be video-worthy, but I always thought the different orders that treasures appeared in the journals/reports as you collected them were interesting. Maybe it helped the player realize there was a treasure you missed in a specific area by starting with the last treasure in a section and filling up that series. Or how it made completionists go crazy by keeping a treasure as tantalizing and uncollectable question mark until we finally got the ability we needed from another world to access it.

[@Rahnonymous]

Thank you dad of Pat for supporting him and reading our comments ❤️