Relationship Advice with Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont | Meet The Richardsons | Dave

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[@cgederz6747]

Yeah I know why you’re here. Me too tbh.

[@johnmartin7370]

Bst marriage advice I ever got was from my 84 yr old mum to my Son "When the going gets tough, get a second Telly". Can't argue with that.

[@DaveTVChannel]

well that's now our new life motto

[@hollychanel9449]

When she said “It’s autopilot I just can’t close the door” on her child is literally the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard

[@Amaranthyne]

I’m 27 and my mum still never closes the door

[@lovemylillie1]

"People who cant apologize actually have low self esteem" SO TRUE!!

[@mozxz]

I can apologize. I just don't do it......

[@bravo2966]

That's such an offensive thing to say, I demand you apologise now.

[@MedievalFolkDance]

"I just bought a house, I bought a pool table. Which is now a dining room, cos we met, didn't we? And it's all great" I felt that.

[@huckleberry12]

you "felt" the pool table anecdote, did ya?

[@FussyPickles]

i hear it in the bones

[@AdventuressAli]

Lucy's humour is so dry it's like the Sahara, absolutely beautiful but easy to overlook that beauty for how deadly it is.

[@PlayinOcean]

Yeah, people forget about the Sahara being deadly all the time. Cuz it seems like such a lovely place to be.

[@laraneville9952]

@@PlayinOcean You clearly got the original comment the other way around 😅 OP literally said the beauty of the Sahara is easily overlooked because of how deadly it is ;)

[@HollyRobertsMusic]

Finally, someone as dry as I am!

[@adh0c468]

Nice analogy. Did you come up with it yourself or hear it somewhere? I'm impressed if it was you.

[@livb6945]

Jon's spot on. If you can find enjoyment where you are, you stop being desperate for a second and allow it in.

[@cannibalbananas]

I'm just learning about Lucy this year from Taskmaster. (Loving all the cast this season btw). It's cool to know her and Jon are married.

[@mindyharket6020]

They have just announced they are getting divorced. :(

[@cannibalbananas]

@@mindyharket6020 oh 😥

[@mindyharket6020]

@@cannibalbananas I know...was saddened to read this too.

[@ashtton_tapiwa]

We have Roisin O'Connarty to thank for this wonderful couple.

[@ianhirst1148]

I love when they say she thought we were from the same village in the North like Hobbitland.

[@bradleybarnett9545]

Ashton, I hope you don't mind me correcting: it's Conaty. It got me thinking, though. My great grandparents became Barnett from Titarski when they went to London from Krakow in 1900. Perhaps Conaty is some sort of de-Irishisation of O'Connarty as her forbears tried to fit into English ways.

[@MelissaThompson432]

​​@@bradleybarnett9545🎯 the site I looked it up on said it's anglicized from O' Connachtaigh, but pretty darn close. Especially considering they're very similar in pronunciation despite the spelling vagaries and the loss of the O'. (If I pronounced them based on American habits, they would all sound wildly different.)

[@user-zo4hq5bp3m]

Pity she didn't have a crystal ball. 😢

[@PhilipBurton-dn3ce]

Not in my wildest dreams would I imagine Jon being responsible for an olive under the couch 😂

[@frazerguest2864]

“Sexually, I find him repellent” I’ve heard that phrase more often than I’d like to admit.

[@_PJW_]

Next time ask "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"🤣

[@jwtrio]

Absolutely love these two !

[@Hahahaha42tdq]

As an 18 year old at Lincoln uni… ouch 😂

[@ym10up]

Do you feel like you've been heard 😂

[@Adam-qi7no]

I have lived in both Lincolnshire and Newport Pagnell, and can confirm.

[@livb6945]

Jon is absolutely right. The moment you thoroughly accept being single is when you meet someone. Happened to me couple times

[@juskahusk2247]

Stop bragging.

[@zouchmusic]

Things happen when you least expect them to. As soon as you feel comfortable with yourself for being single, you're just perceived as being comfortable and that's positive.

[@thomasradkowitsch452]

The last one is hilarious. With scrabble, parents, and repellent

[@GummyBearWA]

You guys have this same great energy.

[@ychaps]

There is nothing not to like about these two...I find Jon sooo attractive, and Lucy is such a sweetheart. I sure hope their relatinship is as solid as it appears.

[@BarbarianAncestry]

I love Jon, I've watched everything he's in but attractive?

[@ychaps]

@@BarbarianAncestry 😙

[@catherineroberts845]

@@BarbarianAncestry I find a man that cleans very attractive.

[@edie8931]

i read that as “there’s nothing to like about these two” and was about to get defensive😭😭

[@maureenackerley8024]

@@edie8931 me too! 🤣🤣🤣

[@DarkCavalry1228]

Jon your wife’s voice is angelic! You are a lucky man. I love your dishwasher bit, hell I love all your sets. You two keep it up and have a kick ass day!

[@datgrrl5698]

cheers for uploading this :)

[@maureenackerley8024]

They are such a gorgeous couple! 🥰

[@deadcatthinks6725]

Aww...bless 'em. Cracking couple. And just realised (its early) that Lucy is a Yorkshire Lass.

[@COM70]

1:42 😂Bahaha Roisin set you up ? Can you set me up with Roisín 😂😂 she is delightfully bonkers. Her and Sarah Millican are my top 5 comedians ever.

[@kahhtd]

The way Lucy says "you just don't know" about the superdogcharlie when Jon implies (jokingly) that it's a dog, is hilarious... like she honestly thinks a dog would be posting something but also she wants to remain PC about it.

[@nzd3742]

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog! [Google it]

[@reshmapatel325]

Johns comment about how do you get out the relationship is equally hard 😅

[@nickname9001]

If I don't find a love-hate relationship like these two, then I'm staying single.

[@AA-pi2dz]

Should have listened, perhaps, to themselves since they are divorcing now..sad, but good wishes

[@shaykray_]

* *sits here awkwardly in Northampton* *

[@Lightcode]

“I want to do one near you now don’t I”. I’m I almost spat out my soup.

[@enjolras76]

Omg you two are adorable.

[@rivvvers]

Little did he know

[@smudgepost]

A long distance relationship saved mine!

[@troubledspirit3328]

Hahaha Thank you 🤣❤️🙏

[@flourchylde]

Only a couple in a really strong relationship could do this.

[@KnitzyKitzy]

Sadly this aged badly. Hope they both are ok.

[@Trueblue222]

And today they announced they are separating !

[@Am23mie]

4:53 hahah!

[@edie8931]

funnily enough, i know someone who went to uni in london and his girlfriend stayed in newcastle, they did cheat on each other a lot and have now split up

[@peregrinesteller]

After the third kid, or minimum age 40, breaking wind is just part of biology that you have to forgive each other for, accept and move on.

[@ZarkowsWorld]

In my house, me breaking window-shattering wind is a proud statement of ability.

[@junbh2]

A large percentage of people can't control it at any age. If you can actually hold your farts in for a minute or two, let alone for _hours_, don't assume other people can do that. I didn't even know until I was an adult that some people could hold them in.

[@drfcmike7023]

Respect Lincoln

[@1972hermanoben]

“People who can’t apologise have low self esteem” - I know more than a handful of people who prove you wrong on that one 😅

[@simonwilson1211]

I'll screw the lid back on the Gin bottle.. apologies X

[@Grovesrussell]

Hey why you putting newport pagnell in there 🤣

[@georgiewatson8688]

I had a long-distance rship. I lived in Redhill, and my ex lived in Zürich 600 miles away, and i would go over to see him every other weekend. Ended up stressing me so much i became really resentful, anyway, ended badly, wouldn't recommend it.

[@DaveTVChannel]

Every other weekend?! Well, you can't say that you didn't at least make the effort.

[@georgiewatson8688]

@Dave Channel exactly love and i had to adjust each work week to accomodate me leaving early on the Friday and coming in late on the Monday and after a yeear i was exhausted and when i spoke to him about it he said "well when i come to see you i view it as a holiday"! Yeah, that's cos he only came to me 4 times in the year, not 20 selfish bugger!

[@bluejadeblue]

love these two

[@OldNew45]

Soooooo, 332?

[@bluejadeblue]

@@OldNew45 lol i knew that was coming, nice one B)

[@OldNew45]

@@bluejadeblue the devil made me do it. By the by why is there a B) without an A)? Sorry. Should've quit while I was ahead.

[@bluejadeblue]

@@OldNew45 i was typing on my laptop, i meant 😎 lol

[@OldNew45]

@@bluejadeblue I know. Well, I figured it was a sunglasses smiley face. I like little bits of whit and pun, and try to stuff them in places as much as I can. Speaking of....... "lol" !!!!! I've adopted that little Jon Richarson-ism. I loved it the first time I heard him say LOL. Usually I just get stupid looks, but I get the odd "Did you just use 'L. O. L. as a word!?" With roaring laughter. It makes it all worth it.

[@roryoutdoors5431]

Lots of planets have a North! 😛

[@nathelondon3719]

Jon and Lucy ARE in a long distant relationship! They are worlds apart in every possible way! Lol.

[@sidhackney8831]

I didn't know Roisin Conaty set them up, that's adorable

[@_PJW_]

What's the best way to deal with long-distance relationships? Keep 'em short.

[@ronaldmallette]

Why is that wood a different shade?! Totally distracted by the bead board being a different color!

[@AnnaHogendoorn]

Such a thing for a fan of Jon to say!

[@ThereIsTooMuchButter]

😂

[@DaveTVChannel]

Jon would be so proud of this comment.

[@premadonna]

They’re sitting in a corner I think - it’s just the light

[@hp8685]

i genuinely can't tell if Jon, Lucy, OR the asker legitimately just mean otter or bear like just the animals or not i mean he does look more like an otter yeah

[@_PJW_]

2:10 : "Enjoy being single. And the minute you come to terms with being single and enjoying your life ........" someone comes along and ruins it all! 🤔

[@YalokIy]

Haha, it is pretty much a rule that if her parents like you, she doesn't (or will start disliking you soon)

[@checomrie]

Me mum told me "just remember, she was your girlfriend first (before kids, jobs etc)".

[@GETAFlX]

RIP pool table dream

[@chrisraffaelli3739]

I never realized it before but he definitely looks like an otter 😅

[@evercuriousmichelle]

I came here from taskmaster, attempting to get a better grasp of who Lucy is and I don't think I've gotten anywhere. It seems like Lucy is either genuinely missing some marbles or is playing a bit. I can't understand why Jon would marry someone missing some marbles so it all must be a bit, right? I prefer comedians who come from a place of genuine honesty so I'm struggling to find her funny. I know this video is a year old, but if you happen to have more insight on how much is a bit, I would love your thoughts!

[@Delinae]

Are you saying you don't find her funny assuming she's doing a bit, so if she is missing some marbles that would be genuine and you would find her funny as a result?

[@evercuriousmichelle]

@@Delinae Sorry that was unclear! I don't like laughing at people who are actually ditsy or miss things others would pick up on. So I feel uncomfortable laughing at the character she is playing because it feels like I'm mocking people who genuinely just lack a bit of intelligence. I know others find that comedy funny so perhaps Jon is into that kind of bit? Assuming she has all her marbles, I wish she would show us her real self, I find genuine people more funny.

[@Delinae]

@@evercuriousmichelle I think I see, you mean you wonder if she could do a 3rd thing that's neither a bit or missing marbles? To me Lucy can be sharp and clear about concepts or things she can think through, but not if she has to pay attention to doing 4 new things at once. She can tell Alex that checking out in 3 minutes means he doesn't have time for milk due to her experience as a mom, but under pressure she will only remember to not look at the balloon she's supposed to burst and forget she needs to be as far away from it as possible. It seems to me that there's 10 new things going through her brain at once, so sometimes she can harness that to make unexpected connections, but sometimes the 10 things completely distracts her. I honestly find her kind of relatable lol. Some people in the taskmaster comments say Lucy has ADD. I don't know if this is true, but if it is, it's probably no different than Jon making self-deprecating jokes about his OCD.

[@evercuriousmichelle]

@@Delinae That makes sense! Thank you for enlightening me! ☺

[@AJBTemplar]

Lucy. Pert.

[@marywood8794]

I love that the fart conversation is all about how SHE farts all the time! Lol Usually it's all about the guy farting. Most women pretend that they don't fart!

[@DaveTVChannel]

That's because we don't. Ever. 👀

[@marywood8794]

@@DaveTVChannel LOL! That's our story and we're sticking to it!

[@junbh2]

I've never heard anyone pretend they don't fart

[@livb6945]

I sincerely hope Lucy is nice in real life, when they're on their own

[@OldNew45]

HOLY SHIT LUCY!?!?! That went south REALLY fast!

[@Kari_B61ex]

Love them and love this, BUT I would never take relationship advice from them - Long distance relationships aren't a relationship! 😂 I married a Soldier! 🤣

[@Xune2000]

Soldier's wives are notorious for sleeping around when their husbands are on deployment. Not to mention "Dear John" letters.

[@spinthepickle1244]

4 years long distance, now married 20 years. Long distance works if you both want it to.

[@roberthambrook150]

I cracked out a beauty in the workplace one day. Cleared everyone out for a couple of minutes. Loud and proud.

[@DaveTVChannel]

Simply have to respect the lack of shame

[@EHKodiak]

:(

[@antrimlariot2386]

I beg to differ Lucy - I think John looks less an otter and more a nutter.

[@MrQuickLine]

Turns out these aren't the folks to take relationship advice from!

[@damianb2374]

is there anything conceivably worse than this show? apart from the scamming AD RIDDLED CHANNEL on which it airs?

[@spaceengineer1452]

Hasn't aged well......they divorced.

[@jash6244]

You should have stayed single you used to be happier.

[@SuzyTrippa]

Jon could NEVER be sexually repellant! Haha, l would bit**slap any woman who said it!

[@markwhitman9542]

This may have been published recently, but it is a few years back. My God! What has happened to our beloved Jon? Was it lockdown? He is now cleanshaven, about 20 lbs up, and cardigan-wearing! Looks like a completely different human being... I like Lucy, but tell me she did not make him get rid of the facial hair - so many women HAAATE it...

[@happyhermit2022]

Women hate us for being single and at peace with ourselves..our clock is ticking but not as rapidly...we are an easy target....

[@andreaerling7614]

Lovely ,lovely cosy chit chat in these dark times. Super boring, though. I'll watch Russel Brand after this. And the Jimmy Dore Show.