Relaxedsoldier_trying_to_relax_while_getting_disturbed_by_the heavy_potis_and_snoipa_methhead_

[@Tailsthehacker01]

_"You kids today don't know how to relAAAHKS."_ ~Soldier

[@BruhCome_on]

XD

[@chronologizer422]

Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my medic!?

[@SaifonSura-jx2tw]

LoooooooooL!

[@Ventanalala]

Are ya?

[@seescethegreat]

Ded.

[@BroilerTM]

The way Soldier says "Relax" is just funny.

[@NTMonsty]

Re-LAAAX!

[@agent3c]

Valve never expected what would happen when they put in the phrase "pain is weakness leaving the body" and gave people SFM. The result was painis

[@helenTW]

I replayed the song like 15 times :D

[@ugotaphonenumber]

it was sTOPid to not make a separate video of it :p

[@scorpionvenom27]

@@ugotaphonenumber Crystal METaphetaMINE

[@GoldenGrenadier]

I miss the gmod version wherever it went.

[@Bonkbonk100]

I wonder the same

[@TheVocoderGuy]

Likewise, I've been looking for it.

[@orangy57]

YES, it got deleted and nobody bothered to back it up

[@deusex2005]

If anyone has the deleted link, it may be possible to recover it on wayback machine

[@worthlessnaebody4458]

I think this is it: www.dropbox.com/s/5kxq9bd09rodm41/Relaxedsoldier_trying_to_relax_while_getting_disturbed_by_th.mp4?dl=0

[@TohoEggbirb]

crYstal MEthamPHETAmine

[@gabesyt4863]

Transcript: Soldier: You kids today don't know how to relax! Scout: Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my medic!? not so tough now are you? ARE YOU!? Spy: Soldier! Come look at My Little Pony! Demoman: That spy's a bloody BRONY! Soldier: Maybe I can relax now! Ahhh, much better! Heavy: Soldier! Soldier: What the fuck!? Heavy: What does the cow say? Soldier: Shut the fuck up!!! Heavy: NO! The cow say POOTISIPOOTISIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGHHHHHHHHH! Sniper! Sniper: Yeah? Heavy: Time to do cocaine! Sniper: No! Heavy: * Gasp * Sniper: Crystal Methamphetamine! Heavy: I feel alive! Sniper: Piss off, ya lardass! Sniper: I'm a Dingin' Cartoon of some bloody Ozzy! Heavy: I am very happy-NO! I am ANGRY! Soldier: If I have to smoke meth to relax, I will. Sniper? Sniper: Yeah? Soldier: Give me that meth! Sniper: Nah, this one's ours now. We're not giving it back! Heavy: Ours now! Sniper: Fuck you, Heavy! Soldier: Thanks for the meth! Outstanding! Now I am relaxed! I'm gonna sing a christmas song!

[@wedmunds]

Gabriel Brown *I'm a dinkum cartoon, not some bloody Aussie

[@mathismiceli3396]

@Gabe's YT Lyrics: 🎵 [Christmas music plays] 🎵 [Spy sleeps in bed] [Windows breaking.] 🎵 Jingle Bells!, Jingle Bells! 🎵 🎵 Sucking of the dicks! 🎵 🎵 Suck my dick! 🎵 🎵 And eat my shit! 🎵 🎵 Pain is in the anus... 🎵 🎵 HA. 🎵 🎵 Jingle Bells!, Jingle Bells! 🎵 🎵 Sucking of the dicks! 🎵 🎵 Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! 🎵 🎵 Merry fucking Christmas! 🎵 🎵 Milking of the cows. America wins again! 🎵 🎵 Suck my painis now. 🎵 🎵 Get a haircut, hippie! 🎵 [Loud explosion sound.] [Black screen.]

[@EarthwormShandy]

You missed some lyrics

[@gabesyt4863]

@@EarthwormShandy oh well

[@EarthwormShandy]

@@gabesyt4863 True It was 8 years ago!

[@stacksofslaps7442]

"CrySrolMeThaFeTaMean" ~Sniper 2012

[@SpaghettiSammy]

Arguably the best video on youtube

[@theyhatehimbecausehetoldth7576]

Beep?!

[@theyhatehimbecausehetoldth7576]

***** yes, ^ this guy knows my reference :)

[@theyhatehimbecausehetoldth7576]

***** *accepts high five*

[@sonofren]

Nobody: Russian cows: 0:40

[@TheMCzorro]

And at the end - one of the best songs ever created by ugotaphonenumber

[@Gemidori]

"What does the cow say?" *_"SHUUUUT THE FUUUUCK UP"_*

[@Michaeldragon800]

I would like to see a sequel to this where Relaxed Solider goes on a FUUUUUUKING rampage because he cannot REELLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXX!!!!

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

It's been a decade and I remember this word for word

[@regal_type]

Category: Science & Technology Seems legit

[@numbend2368]

yes beacause the heavy teach us what does the cow say

[@SilverrRush]

This is brilliantly amazing! Fantastic job!

[@Joseph-C]

I love how Heavy instantly begins a conversation with sniper as soon as he finishes screaming in soldier's face about moo cows.

[@mustard7306]

I like to listen to these while fishing. They're very relaxing.

[@theinvisiblecow]

2:18 Someone turn this into a wallpaper please

[@xRelyz]

Did gmod version get removed? :(

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

Shit sometimes happens. I loved it too.

[@Robotg295]

I still hope someone downloaded the gmod video and some day share a link for us :c

[@Robotg295]

OHMYGOD FOUND IN MY HDD I DOWNLOADED IT

[@yonk_en]

Thank u sir

[@mahmoodalmahmood7014]

Gabry295 thank you very much

[@BonziBUDDY]

PootisitooPootis MOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[@TimeWarp17]

soldier should totally make a Christmas album for the holidays!! it would be a all time classic for the family

[@jianfongyaw]

"I'm a dinkum cartoon, not some bloody Aussie!" -- someone who makes sense.

[@sephiroth8483]

*not some bloody OC

[@VicGChad07]

Oh god, the auto captions for Crack Cupcake singing "Jingle Bells"... where's Chris Hansen and that plate of cookies when you need him?

[@LittlePwnageMusicFan]

It feels good to relAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAx.

[@GodzillaLordofallMonsters]

POOTISSITOOPPOOTISSITOOPMOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUHHHN

[@Darkblitzer89]

This is so crazy. I love it! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@MojoPjojo]

i really want a full version of the soldier singing jingle bells XD that was awesome

[@divinecomedyproductions967]

0:55 *pft* OhHHhhHH! RAahHHAHHH!!

[@thechadangel]

Best Christmas song I've ever heard.

[@CarlosCrisps]

"The cow says POOTISITOOPOOTIS MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGGHAAAA"-heavy_potis

[@GaryD122]

Wow it's been year since this have been up, holy shit. When I first saw this, I pissed myself laughing XD

[@CounterLife]

"That spy is a bloody brony!"

[@OlaftheGreat]

2:08 is my favorite part

[@DeepEye1994]

This is officially a Christmas Classic.

[@puffythedestroyer8878]

POOTISSITOOPPOOTISMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[@somechannel4628]

Hey look it's crack cupcake's brother!

[@Raenafyn]

Oh god I had to fave this after soldier started singing! This is too fucking hilarious!

[@JunKazamaFan]

Relaxedsoldier has the most beautiful voice I've ever heard.

[@robsmusic771]

Absolutely spectacular.

[@supersonicROCKES]

Bring back the Gmod version, I can' live without seeing it every so often.

[@SantostheMantos]

MERRY FUUUCKING CHRIIISTMAAAS!!!

[@hotstep12345]

"Soldier !" " Whaaaaaat the Faaaack ???" "What did the cow say ?" " Shut the Faaaaaack Up ! "

[@lochrine-8432]

“Sniper!” *YUAAAEH?*

[@derrick.t4031]

I watch this religiously like every week. Lol

[@DaveGamesVT]

That was magical.

[@ryotanada]

1:12 bipolar?

[@ryotanada]

Ah that's where Sniper's crystal methamphetamine comes from in bizzare afternoon

[@Pwnage195]

I need a full version of that christmas song. Now! PLZ :3

[@adamjt3082]

POOTISSIPOOTPOOTISSIPOOTMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODAUUUUGGHHHHH

[@patrik9328]

If i try to play this song at Christmas, my parents would kick the shit out of me

[@NebulousFumes]

i just love how soldier says SHUUUUUUUUUUUuut THaaaaAAA FUUUUUuuucK UP!!!!!!

[@MRtucnakCZE]

Gmod version gonna be holy cow

[@senjubunny]

WHY CAN´T I STOP WATCHING THIS?!

[@sotheofdaein]

Ugotaphonenumber, you are a legend.

[@obsidiancakes634]

I AM VERY HAPPY! NO! I AM ANGRY!

[@jianfongyaw]

0:35 Potis Heavy did it before Ylvis did.

[@SoVerySinuous]

Of COURSE I know Jingle Bells, but I have searched every single video for that exact instrumental and I can't find it.

[@the747videoer]

"I can relAAHAAHAHX now." "Shut thAAHAHAHHAA fAHAHAHAHCK AAHAHHAHP!" PEUTIS PEUTIS. MMMMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

[@troublemaker3109]

i love how soldier says What the FUUUCK!!

[@zipirulo123]

Listing to the conversation at 00:34

[@HALOnoob2000]

Whaaat, duuz, the caaaoow, say! SHAAAAT THE FAAAAAAAK UP.

[@Spartan1719]

this is art.

[@AvitalShtap]

These are going to be my wedding vows.

[@Arcian]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[@ThePseudonoob]

2:17 America Wins Again! Happy 4th of July, Americans.

[@lisbjerg123]

Heavy: Soldier! Soldier: what the fAAAAAck!? Heavy: what does the cao say? Soldier: shAAAAt the fAAAck AAAp!

[@GordonZoo]

And nice Christmas Song BTW xD

[@salainenlokaatio]

Holy shit, just the goddamn faces of the video made me laugh my ass off x'D

[@Raenafyn]

I wonder how many people will watch this around Christmas XD

[@josephglatz25]

And that's what makes Christmas so wonderful.

[@Squideey]

My favorite smexual. POOTISITOOPOOTISMOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOWWWWWW

[@davidkirk6028]

That's spys are blooded body. 0:19

[@ronwest4047]

BRONY

[@nochillarickroller]

the way the soldier says wtf cracks me up

[@PepperoniMilkshake]

I love how you used over and over again the Soldier's screams

[@davidkirk6028]

I love christmas music what kind of music is it

[@SpaRK5918]

Another nice life lesson:The cows ses: POOTISSITOOP MOOOW

[@kellwm2]

What does the cow say? No! sninop sninop MOOOOOOO

[@CutbillioGaming]

xD brilliant

[@HeavyBirb]

it was MOOOOOOOO-COOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[@dashiethebunny]

I still like your icon.It`s cute.

[@Infiniman603]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[@XxDruidlyCleanxX]

I would really love to see this in Gmod.

[@GreenEarth28]

The way soldier says relax...

[@evilernie10]

funny as hell video dude.

[@Kyoobur9000]

First video of its kind to have an understandable plot.

[@ramsesgonzalez8618]

Didn't someone make a extended version of this

[@Deadsilence47]

SHUAAAAHT the FAAAAHHHHK- AAHHHUUP. xDDD

[@CayLayRatz]

"LooooOOOOOL !"

[@davidkirk6028]

I love this summer christmas and merry christmas

[@PaniEdzia79]

EPIC

[@THECOSMONAUT100]

"ShAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT the FAAAAAAAAK AAAHP!"

[@InvdrShadowPony]

This video is outstAAAaAaAAAAnding.

[@salainenlokaatio]

And as usual, someone needs to make SFM version of this

[@sleepingsniper7297]

Classic

[@shadow5o]

i cant stop to look at this video, it is so funny xDDDDDDDDDDD

[@HansHDSpy]

PLEASE, oh PLEASE do a full version of the song :D

[@TudominotheGreat]

mAAAAAAAAry fAAAAAAAAAAcking ChrAAAAAAAAAAst mAAAAAAAAAAAAssssss

[@cornholio6853]

can you upload the christmas song on a separate video?

[@Robotg295]

Nobody downloaded the famous gmod video? I miss it so much :c

[@TeamSilvertail]

Gabry295 I did. I'll reupload it soon on my alt.

[@GreenEarth28]

Imagine the Old'Macdonald song with that... ...and on his farm he had a cow. E-I-E-I-O. With a POOTISIPTUPOOTIS MOOOOOOOGHAAAAAAAA!!! here and a POOTISIPTUPOOTIS MOOOOOOOGHAAAAAAAA!!! there, POOTISIPTUPOOTIS MOOOOOOOGHAAAAAAAA!!! here, POOTISIPTUPOOTIS MOOOOOOOGHAAAAAAAA!!! there, POOTISIPTUPOOTIS MOOOOOOOGHAAAAAAAA!!! everywhere