I like to think that instead of flying, the listener arrives on a bike and says "Man, this place needs more bike lanes...."
@ninjabluefyre38152 жыл бұрын
POV: We're Mumen Rider.
@okupant8802 жыл бұрын
@@ninjabluefyre3815One kick man arrives when and how he needs to.
@poke12362 жыл бұрын
fair
@everythingsans15822 жыл бұрын
But bike lanes I could walk faster than a bike
@CI4r42 жыл бұрын
I can almost run as fast as a car- I don’t need bike lanes 👁👄👁
@brainydragonva2 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this is a Megamind situation, where we intentionally lost because we know she'd do a better job of protecting the city than we do?
@Connerthespider2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, we probably faked going unconscious
@yhorm6852 жыл бұрын
“These walls… are obviously lined… with COPPER!!! *snickers*”
@brainydragonva2 жыл бұрын
@@yhorm685 That awkward moment when you realize you could have beaten your age old 'enemy' by throwing a penny at him extra hard.
@diabolusabinfernum34612 жыл бұрын
@@yhorm685 "Oh, darn fish-crab nuggets!"
@Here4DatMoney2 жыл бұрын
That’s my head cannon 🤣 I lost on purpose
@FrostingTheBirthdayClown2 жыл бұрын
She bursts through the wall. Talks to the mayor. Talks to the hero. Then the hero is strapped to a table. Very clever loss
@Skipmunk852 жыл бұрын
oh my fucking God how did you even visualize that so perfectly
@Here4DatMoney2 жыл бұрын
I lost on purpose
@ninjabluefyre38155 ай бұрын
I like to think the villain symbol on her costume is the simplified loss.
@daboyz23742 жыл бұрын
Villan: I’ve defeated you at last! Me: Now what? Villain: .....I don’t know, I never thought I’d get this far
@daryantsns34482 жыл бұрын
Well, then. Allow me to suggest your next move: MIRACULOUS LUCKY STAR!
@200yearsago52 жыл бұрын
Spong
@hanzionian72612 жыл бұрын
Destructo Bot be like: I won
@Dogprofile2 жыл бұрын
@@hanzionian7261 Villain. “No we won comrade”
@HawkGaming3721 Жыл бұрын
@@hanzionian7261 mayor be like: She won
@mirage8092 жыл бұрын
This villain might just be the smartest person in the room. An evil scientist that is actually intelligent is such a rare sight. Hope Sonic 2 was fun btw.
@chuchupow2 жыл бұрын
The mayor: "You'll never get your bike lanes!" (Listener arrives) Mayor: "NOW you'll never get your bike lanes!!!" (Fake shoots the listener with the death ray) Mayor: (Surprised Pikachu face) "So uh... How wide do you want those lanes?" For real though I agree with more bike lanes. There are none where I live and people are crazy on the sidewalk because of it. The number of children I've seen get hit by a bike because they were stupid and ran into the moving bike is hilariously high
@24packofcrayolabrandcrayon742 жыл бұрын
Over here where I live we got no bike lanes unless you enter a rich area then you have all the bike lanes. And we have terrible sidewalk infrastructure so we have kids ridding to school on side walks and they get injured because of a 4 inch ledge they couldn't see because it was covered with the grass that was growing there and was thick enough to be a speed bump. Then they fly off of their bike. Or they get run over when trying to cross rice street (I don't live near it, it's just in the news every now and then)
@24packofcrayolabrandcrayon742 жыл бұрын
It's a terrible street to cross as the people driving there give you a preview to Chicago or new York with the running a red light while going 40 mph even though it's right next to a school
@Speed0012 жыл бұрын
Ha, fake shoots
@Skipmunk852 жыл бұрын
I once got hit by someone on a bike because when I heard them coming up behind me I moved off to the right onto the grass because I was moving slower, but they also moved the same way and slammed right into the back of me
@tired_jack78702 жыл бұрын
"Uhhh snake... what are you doing?" Snake: "Colonel, this womans voice sounds like me... what should I do?" "... Get out of there snake, focus on the mission at hand." Snake: "Yes sir."
@senatorarmstrong59962 жыл бұрын
Bust out laughing at this. Thanks lol
@NEVERFADEAWAYV2 жыл бұрын
colonel, she turned herself into a pickle, it's the funniest thing i've ever seen
@user-mw9ov5ku8s2 жыл бұрын
i like that her complaints to the mayor are perfectly reasonable
@tiffa808 Жыл бұрын
It's like poison ivy.
@aetherofthewindsofdestruct98662 жыл бұрын
10 out of 10 best villain ever pays taxes,cares about the problems of the city has my vote
@tjtharp6032 жыл бұрын
"I've defeated you at last. Now, I can use you for..... experiments hahaha." "I'll do...something." Had to think about it huh, Fake 🙂❤️
@JLocke011311 ай бұрын
"You'll vouch for me? Why would you do that?" Because I'm a hero. Helping people is what we do.
@ARUiARTfr2 жыл бұрын
"I won! I actually won!! I mean, of course I did. As expected." -Edward Nigma (The Riddler)
@themaddoctor53042 жыл бұрын
"I've been in this game long enough to tell the genuine baddies from the victims of circumstance. You fall in the second category. You don't want to evil, but you do because you believe it's what your father would have wanted. Let me ask you something....what do you want? You should make the choices you want, not the choice you think others want you to make."
@Speed0012 жыл бұрын
Aw
@epicmiles65342 жыл бұрын
Fake: destructobot carry them for me Destructobot: *splatteres me all over the pavement in an attempt to pick me up*
@everythingsans15822 жыл бұрын
Fake: Destructobot they were supposed to be experimented on Fake’s father: that’s my girl 😀👍
@deepstrike97502 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry it's my first day on the job"
@Blue-yr8bv2 жыл бұрын
The title immediately reminded me of when Megamind "defeated" Metroman. Man I love that movie.
@ryanzdral8895 Жыл бұрын
Making a rant about walkable cities and turning it into an asmr video is the most inconceivably based thing I’ve ever seen someone do
@ForneusThirty2 жыл бұрын
Man. I feel so threatened by that evil laugh from a villain with good intentions.
@Enterobiasis2 жыл бұрын
Imagine having the right to go watch Sonic 2, couldn't be me (still not in my country)
@FakeASMR2 жыл бұрын
i am so sorry. it was great tho
@Enterobiasis2 жыл бұрын
@@FakeASMR don't worry, will wait for a pirate version with Russian subtitles lulz
@majorsalty16982 жыл бұрын
"You're awake? How long have you been listening?" "Oh I was never knocked out. Trying out a new plan. Guess it sort of worked."
@presofcamelot2 жыл бұрын
Hero: Rdr2 neck wound death animation Villain: "O-Oh Fuck"
@brainydragonva2 жыл бұрын
Wait, all that was without you even trying? You mean I've been struggling and nearly failing every time against someone who wasn't even trying to win??????? I really need to train harder.
@ryanholder77282 жыл бұрын
I do the exact same thing in story based games. Can’t finish the game, if I choose new loosing paths each time.
@Argomundo2 жыл бұрын
Cities really should be less car centric. I want more public transport damnit
@lvli0442 жыл бұрын
Lowkey wanna see one where this villain loves her job. These are goals I can get behind lol.
@HotCocoa1.mp42 жыл бұрын
Sees discription: Trust me, Its the BEST MOVIE that ive seen this year
@Connerthespider2 жыл бұрын
I don’t care to watch it but I did watch The Batman and that was like a 7/10
@HotCocoa1.mp42 жыл бұрын
@@Connerthespider trust me for a sonic fan its a 12/10 But if You're going just to watch it then its still a definite 9
@Connerthespider2 жыл бұрын
@@HotCocoa1.mp4 oh, that’s good!, since I know like nothing about Sonic
@HotCocoa1.mp42 жыл бұрын
@@Connerthespider yeah it may be a kids movie and what not but its still fantastic
@Connerthespider2 жыл бұрын
@@HotCocoa1.mp4 you say that like the Lego Movie wasn’t really good
@JLocke011311 ай бұрын
"Good afternoon, Mr. Mayor, I've come to lodge a formal complaint." Oh well then you'll need assessment form E94C. Margret should be able to get one for you. But you need to turn it in at city hall, not the mayor's office.
@D3NS3TSU Жыл бұрын
Fake went to see Sonic 2. Lets goooo! 🎉
@lordbubba20962 жыл бұрын
She sounds like she's imitating solid snake
@impartialthrone2097 Жыл бұрын
This hero seems a bit confused but she's got the spirit 😁
@evileye37902 жыл бұрын
"Y'know, I could call for you to do community service instead of prison time. 'Force' you to make bike lanes across the city"
@TheColombianSpartan Жыл бұрын
"This city desperately needs more bike lanes" Lads i am switching side. I'm on her team now
@michealafton5102 жыл бұрын
Love this villains reason for destruction lmao
@The_Roman_Empire3 ай бұрын
"if you start wasting my tax dollars" I like that the villain actually pays taxes. It joker vibes of when he found out Batman was Bruce Wayne "wheres ma goddamn car Bruce"
@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx Жыл бұрын
I love how my Hero excuse for doing literally anything involving 'x villain' scenarios is "I'm chaotic neutral, not an asshole."
@thenuclearoption35652 жыл бұрын
This may sound weird but the way that you talk reminds me of Solid Snake and it makes the audio 10x's funnier
@Ministry.of.Truth02 жыл бұрын
Vilian: im terryfies of heighs Asleep listener:bruh flying into a building is more terryfing
@snipsnip37977 ай бұрын
"Your dark gift has finally paid off, youve discovered my weakness is copper!"
@Azarath4152 жыл бұрын
imagine a villain just being a villain for bike park things?
@poke12362 жыл бұрын
my favorite villian
@Azarath4152 жыл бұрын
@@poke1236 If only all villains were like this lol bad only for the world doing bad for environment things
@superplushtiman7ti0752 жыл бұрын
This sounds like the listener let her win, due to realising that she'd do a better job than they did, like in Megamind
@x7rr_r2 жыл бұрын
This is ly sweet I love it ت
@livingpumpkin45842 жыл бұрын
Those are some valid arguments against north American infrastructure. Wasn't really expecting that
@GoodGirlLuna37 ай бұрын
Honestly, I'm with her on this one. Mayor, this city really needs bike lanes and to be walkable. It's a nightmare to get _anywhere._ My knees are killing me after pedaling all the way here and having to stop and go with traffic. Nearly got hit a couple times.
@bruceadkins55912 жыл бұрын
3:14 my brain: imagine the worst thing and multiply it by 6
@denizkim63882 жыл бұрын
How are this soft evil laughs so cute 😭
@bruceadkins55912 жыл бұрын
9:32 her: you could get out at any time Me: not until it was funny
@bruceadkins55912 жыл бұрын
Who framed Roger rabbit
@Dogprofile2 жыл бұрын
Good to see villains still afraid of the IRS
@big_tunaaaa2 жыл бұрын
She might be evil but she pays taxes alright she’s the one lads
@souffrantdepine37622 жыл бұрын
The motive is GOLD!! XD
@leviathan.77562 жыл бұрын
omg what this was so fun. Like...best ASMR Roleplay channel 2022.
@archermon3732 жыл бұрын
Good lord we need bike lanes here, then again these geniuses would completely ignore them. These people bike, opposite traffic, middle of the lane, at high speed. I swear they're looking for insurance.
@mmmm-lg2mj2 жыл бұрын
It's actually kinda sweet
@MudhutStudiosOfficial2 жыл бұрын
I could only think Fem Joker when listening to this.
@Jazper_IsSilly2 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the fact that she credits the OG creator of the picrew character
@DrDunsparce2 жыл бұрын
Villain Fake is top tier
@blainetate7432 жыл бұрын
Now I wanna see an animation of the turbo hang-glider accident.
@Luka-prisma-ravencroft2 жыл бұрын
"God I wish I wasn't dead for 20 years before I possessed this hero host god I am so rusty
@yukirosolaras3043 Жыл бұрын
That was really fun. Good job. And no I’m not late to this.
@mrquackalot5532 жыл бұрын
I think I got the wrong Megamind movie here
@wetfloorsign62992 жыл бұрын
we can definitely put aside our differences for more bike lanes, cars are annoying
@JETBLACKCORD2 жыл бұрын
this was a great audio fake lovely to listen to
@callmecaleb93912 жыл бұрын
My only weakness. Copper
@mogwiawolf43542 жыл бұрын
Hope this story continues 😸
@Strawb_milk52 жыл бұрын
Imagine losing smh couldn't be me
@tiffa808 Жыл бұрын
Did you write this yourself? So far, I like.
@thedeed87402 жыл бұрын
1:33 and it’s gone from Oh this is a villain I can get behind To Oh this is a villain that’s gonna get behind me with a death laser 💀
@JingRoku2 жыл бұрын
You kinda sound like Snake... Which is a bonus
@UrLocalSilly7 ай бұрын
When she was talking to the mayor she sounded like Sheldon lol
@Vin_double_diesel2 жыл бұрын
Damn Fake’s been pumping out the audios
@lunaphoenix17852 ай бұрын
7:55 or we could do the reverse. I “break out” and “use” it on you, then convince you that you work for me. You can continue to be an evil scientist, and I get new gear…
@juantony Жыл бұрын
A bike lane!! So villainy!😤
@Lmaoyeabutnahtho9 ай бұрын
Id be like "yea want a good city?" Yea carry on. And walk away.
@deepstrike97502 жыл бұрын
2:18 "i-i hit him I HIT HIM WOOOOOO"
@GymCatM_I_W2 жыл бұрын
Eyyyy im a cyclist i fully support this scientist!
@anotheracount42842 жыл бұрын
The vilian would love the netherlands.
@akseth66762 жыл бұрын
I would support this villain
@shadowfoxlorcogaming15332 жыл бұрын
"Ok simple plan, you fought me and beat me, or we say I let you think you beat me to get to your lab, where the truth of you being the daughter was revealed and that your own father in his most evil plan yet had used the mind alter device to either make you believe you were him or induce a split personality which was after a fight undone by the very machine he used to alter your mind and the doctor is no more." I've seen to many cartoons and comics havnt I if this was a plan to deal with everything.
@almachizit32072 жыл бұрын
City's aren't loud, cars are! Noise pollution is a real issue!
@jamesgudgeon48682 жыл бұрын
Shades of mega mind
@Seymour770Ай бұрын
Ngl I would have to hear her out on the bike lanes if I were a hero
@AxlCadenza2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but this voice makes me think of a female Solid Snake
@Marylandbrony2 жыл бұрын
Fake I am visiting Sarasota for spring break. Beautiful city but needs more bike lanes.
@firealchemist00152 жыл бұрын
I’m getting metro man vibes from this because the whole f it I no longer want to be the hero that or megamind not wanting to be the bad guy anymore
@swaggy1269 Жыл бұрын
I kinda want a part two while in the bunker
@kenmakozume99302 жыл бұрын
Giving me massive Intp vibes
@L4rsEdits2 жыл бұрын
WOOF
@curiouscarlo72762 жыл бұрын
Just found this channel a couple of days. I got to say, you kind of sound like if Solid Snake was a girl. In some of your videos. It's hard to unhear it now. Regardless, nice work
@32freelola2 жыл бұрын
You should be voice actor for any up and coming anime's
@The_Unknown_Writer--5799 Жыл бұрын
To be honest, she needs a friend, something like that.
@ConnerCrafts9002 жыл бұрын
I knew I shouldn't have eaten all those air heads
@mattygee68522 жыл бұрын
You sound like solid snake as a female villian ...oh I still love it, its just what I think you sound like
@UltimateMayhemVX Жыл бұрын
Oh dear. I've been defeated. Dinner?
@joshuapineda87082 жыл бұрын
And then we recruit her as part of the team
@Tabbyandthecrew Жыл бұрын
*Me arrives but heared everything* I- shit no she has a point the traffic here is wild and annoying
@brainydragonva2 жыл бұрын
Other than her methods, I'd straight up be turning to her side...
@Connerthespider2 жыл бұрын
You have a problem, I understand why she’s doing it but I’m not going to agree with it
@randomdude42252 жыл бұрын
When the villain makes some valid points
@Connerthespider2 жыл бұрын
No, I understand why she’s doing it, doesn’t make it okay
@georges28422 жыл бұрын
Her: My dad had this plan to erase your memory and convince you that you worked for him. If I tweak the settings, I can just make you forget me. Me: Wouldn't work either way. I'm half-alien, remember? I can't go into the science of it, but the short version is I'm literally built different.
@Burry.2 жыл бұрын
Dino is a good game
@Speed0012 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is so... fake /j Sounds great. 1:01 I like that, gravelly noise.
@Antonio-is2cn2 жыл бұрын
You didn't win I just jumped off the stage rage quited!