Reluctant Villain Defeats You (ASMR Roleplay) [Superhero Listener] [F4A]

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Күн бұрын

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@nothing6431
@nothing6431 2 жыл бұрын
I like to think that instead of flying, the listener arrives on a bike and says "Man, this place needs more bike lanes...."
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 2 жыл бұрын
POV: We're Mumen Rider.
@okupant880
@okupant880 2 жыл бұрын
@@ninjabluefyre3815One kick man arrives when and how he needs to.
@poke1236
@poke1236 2 жыл бұрын
fair
@everythingsans1582
@everythingsans1582 2 жыл бұрын
But bike lanes I could walk faster than a bike
@CI4r4
@CI4r4 2 жыл бұрын
I can almost run as fast as a car- I don’t need bike lanes 👁👄👁
@brainydragonva
@brainydragonva 2 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this is a Megamind situation, where we intentionally lost because we know she'd do a better job of protecting the city than we do?
@Connerthespider
@Connerthespider 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, we probably faked going unconscious
@yhorm685
@yhorm685 2 жыл бұрын
“These walls… are obviously lined… with COPPER!!! *snickers*”
@brainydragonva
@brainydragonva 2 жыл бұрын
@@yhorm685 That awkward moment when you realize you could have beaten your age old 'enemy' by throwing a penny at him extra hard.
@diabolusabinfernum3461
@diabolusabinfernum3461 2 жыл бұрын
@@yhorm685 "Oh, darn fish-crab nuggets!"
@Here4DatMoney
@Here4DatMoney 2 жыл бұрын
That’s my head cannon 🤣 I lost on purpose
@FrostingTheBirthdayClown
@FrostingTheBirthdayClown 2 жыл бұрын
She bursts through the wall. Talks to the mayor. Talks to the hero. Then the hero is strapped to a table. Very clever loss
@Skipmunk85
@Skipmunk85 2 жыл бұрын
oh my fucking God how did you even visualize that so perfectly
@Here4DatMoney
@Here4DatMoney 2 жыл бұрын
I lost on purpose
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 5 ай бұрын
I like to think the villain symbol on her costume is the simplified loss.
@daboyz2374
@daboyz2374 2 жыл бұрын
Villan: I’ve defeated you at last! Me: Now what? Villain: .....I don’t know, I never thought I’d get this far
@daryantsns3448
@daryantsns3448 2 жыл бұрын
Well, then. Allow me to suggest your next move: MIRACULOUS LUCKY STAR!
@200yearsago5
@200yearsago5 2 жыл бұрын
Spong
@hanzionian7261
@hanzionian7261 2 жыл бұрын
Destructo Bot be like: I won
@Dogprofile
@Dogprofile 2 жыл бұрын
@@hanzionian7261 Villain. “No we won comrade”
@HawkGaming3721
@HawkGaming3721 Жыл бұрын
@@hanzionian7261 mayor be like: She won
@mirage809
@mirage809 2 жыл бұрын
This villain might just be the smartest person in the room. An evil scientist that is actually intelligent is such a rare sight. Hope Sonic 2 was fun btw.
@chuchupow
@chuchupow 2 жыл бұрын
The mayor: "You'll never get your bike lanes!" (Listener arrives) Mayor: "NOW you'll never get your bike lanes!!!" (Fake shoots the listener with the death ray) Mayor: (Surprised Pikachu face) "So uh... How wide do you want those lanes?" For real though I agree with more bike lanes. There are none where I live and people are crazy on the sidewalk because of it. The number of children I've seen get hit by a bike because they were stupid and ran into the moving bike is hilariously high
@24packofcrayolabrandcrayon74
@24packofcrayolabrandcrayon74 2 жыл бұрын
Over here where I live we got no bike lanes unless you enter a rich area then you have all the bike lanes. And we have terrible sidewalk infrastructure so we have kids ridding to school on side walks and they get injured because of a 4 inch ledge they couldn't see because it was covered with the grass that was growing there and was thick enough to be a speed bump. Then they fly off of their bike. Or they get run over when trying to cross rice street (I don't live near it, it's just in the news every now and then)
@24packofcrayolabrandcrayon74
@24packofcrayolabrandcrayon74 2 жыл бұрын
It's a terrible street to cross as the people driving there give you a preview to Chicago or new York with the running a red light while going 40 mph even though it's right next to a school
@Speed001
@Speed001 2 жыл бұрын
Ha, fake shoots
@Skipmunk85
@Skipmunk85 2 жыл бұрын
I once got hit by someone on a bike because when I heard them coming up behind me I moved off to the right onto the grass because I was moving slower, but they also moved the same way and slammed right into the back of me
@tired_jack7870
@tired_jack7870 2 жыл бұрын
"Uhhh snake... what are you doing?" Snake: "Colonel, this womans voice sounds like me... what should I do?" "... Get out of there snake, focus on the mission at hand." Snake: "Yes sir."
@senatorarmstrong5996
@senatorarmstrong5996 2 жыл бұрын
Bust out laughing at this. Thanks lol
@NEVERFADEAWAYV
@NEVERFADEAWAYV 2 жыл бұрын
colonel, she turned herself into a pickle, it's the funniest thing i've ever seen
@user-mw9ov5ku8s
@user-mw9ov5ku8s 2 жыл бұрын
i like that her complaints to the mayor are perfectly reasonable
@tiffa808
@tiffa808 Жыл бұрын
It's like poison ivy.
@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866
@aetherofthewindsofdestruct9866 2 жыл бұрын
10 out of 10 best villain ever pays taxes,cares about the problems of the city has my vote
@tjtharp603
@tjtharp603 2 жыл бұрын
"I've defeated you at last. Now, I can use you for..... experiments hahaha." "I'll do...something." Had to think about it huh, Fake 🙂❤️
@JLocke0113
@JLocke0113 11 ай бұрын
"You'll vouch for me? Why would you do that?" Because I'm a hero. Helping people is what we do.
@ARUiARTfr
@ARUiARTfr 2 жыл бұрын
"I won! I actually won!! I mean, of course I did. As expected." -Edward Nigma (The Riddler)
@themaddoctor5304
@themaddoctor5304 2 жыл бұрын
"I've been in this game long enough to tell the genuine baddies from the victims of circumstance. You fall in the second category. You don't want to evil, but you do because you believe it's what your father would have wanted. Let me ask you something....what do you want? You should make the choices you want, not the choice you think others want you to make."
@Speed001
@Speed001 2 жыл бұрын
Aw
@epicmiles6534
@epicmiles6534 2 жыл бұрын
Fake: destructobot carry them for me Destructobot: *splatteres me all over the pavement in an attempt to pick me up*
@everythingsans1582
@everythingsans1582 2 жыл бұрын
Fake: Destructobot they were supposed to be experimented on Fake’s father: that’s my girl 😀👍
@deepstrike9750
@deepstrike9750 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry it's my first day on the job"
@Blue-yr8bv
@Blue-yr8bv 2 жыл бұрын
The title immediately reminded me of when Megamind "defeated" Metroman. Man I love that movie.
@ryanzdral8895
@ryanzdral8895 Жыл бұрын
Making a rant about walkable cities and turning it into an asmr video is the most inconceivably based thing I’ve ever seen someone do
@ForneusThirty
@ForneusThirty 2 жыл бұрын
Man. I feel so threatened by that evil laugh from a villain with good intentions.
@Enterobiasis
@Enterobiasis 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine having the right to go watch Sonic 2, couldn't be me (still not in my country)
@FakeASMR
@FakeASMR 2 жыл бұрын
i am so sorry. it was great tho
@Enterobiasis
@Enterobiasis 2 жыл бұрын
@@FakeASMR don't worry, will wait for a pirate version with Russian subtitles lulz
@majorsalty1698
@majorsalty1698 2 жыл бұрын
"You're awake? How long have you been listening?" "Oh I was never knocked out. Trying out a new plan. Guess it sort of worked."
@presofcamelot
@presofcamelot 2 жыл бұрын
Hero: Rdr2 neck wound death animation Villain: "O-Oh Fuck"
@brainydragonva
@brainydragonva 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, all that was without you even trying? You mean I've been struggling and nearly failing every time against someone who wasn't even trying to win??????? I really need to train harder.
@ryanholder7728
@ryanholder7728 2 жыл бұрын
I do the exact same thing in story based games. Can’t finish the game, if I choose new loosing paths each time.
@Argomundo
@Argomundo 2 жыл бұрын
Cities really should be less car centric. I want more public transport damnit
@lvli044
@lvli044 2 жыл бұрын
Lowkey wanna see one where this villain loves her job. These are goals I can get behind lol.
@HotCocoa1.mp4
@HotCocoa1.mp4 2 жыл бұрын
Sees discription: Trust me, Its the BEST MOVIE that ive seen this year
@Connerthespider
@Connerthespider 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t care to watch it but I did watch The Batman and that was like a 7/10
@HotCocoa1.mp4
@HotCocoa1.mp4 2 жыл бұрын
@@Connerthespider trust me for a sonic fan its a 12/10 But if You're going just to watch it then its still a definite 9
@Connerthespider
@Connerthespider 2 жыл бұрын
@@HotCocoa1.mp4 oh, that’s good!, since I know like nothing about Sonic
@HotCocoa1.mp4
@HotCocoa1.mp4 2 жыл бұрын
@@Connerthespider yeah it may be a kids movie and what not but its still fantastic
@Connerthespider
@Connerthespider 2 жыл бұрын
@@HotCocoa1.mp4 you say that like the Lego Movie wasn’t really good
@JLocke0113
@JLocke0113 11 ай бұрын
"Good afternoon, Mr. Mayor, I've come to lodge a formal complaint." Oh well then you'll need assessment form E94C. Margret should be able to get one for you. But you need to turn it in at city hall, not the mayor's office.
@D3NS3TSU
@D3NS3TSU Жыл бұрын
Fake went to see Sonic 2. Lets goooo! 🎉
@lordbubba2096
@lordbubba2096 2 жыл бұрын
She sounds like she's imitating solid snake
@impartialthrone2097
@impartialthrone2097 Жыл бұрын
This hero seems a bit confused but she's got the spirit 😁
@evileye3790
@evileye3790 2 жыл бұрын
"Y'know, I could call for you to do community service instead of prison time. 'Force' you to make bike lanes across the city"
@TheColombianSpartan
@TheColombianSpartan Жыл бұрын
"This city desperately needs more bike lanes" Lads i am switching side. I'm on her team now
@michealafton510
@michealafton510 2 жыл бұрын
Love this villains reason for destruction lmao
@The_Roman_Empire
@The_Roman_Empire 3 ай бұрын
"if you start wasting my tax dollars" I like that the villain actually pays taxes. It joker vibes of when he found out Batman was Bruce Wayne "wheres ma goddamn car Bruce"
@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx
@xXRuler_of_AtlantisXx Жыл бұрын
I love how my Hero excuse for doing literally anything involving 'x villain' scenarios is "I'm chaotic neutral, not an asshole."
@thenuclearoption3565
@thenuclearoption3565 2 жыл бұрын
This may sound weird but the way that you talk reminds me of Solid Snake and it makes the audio 10x's funnier
@Ministry.of.Truth0
@Ministry.of.Truth0 2 жыл бұрын
Vilian: im terryfies of heighs Asleep listener:bruh flying into a building is more terryfing
@snipsnip3797
@snipsnip3797 7 ай бұрын
"Your dark gift has finally paid off, youve discovered my weakness is copper!"
@Azarath415
@Azarath415 2 жыл бұрын
imagine a villain just being a villain for bike park things?
@poke1236
@poke1236 2 жыл бұрын
my favorite villian
@Azarath415
@Azarath415 2 жыл бұрын
@@poke1236 If only all villains were like this lol bad only for the world doing bad for environment things
@superplushtiman7ti075
@superplushtiman7ti075 2 жыл бұрын
This sounds like the listener let her win, due to realising that she'd do a better job than they did, like in Megamind
@x7rr_r
@x7rr_r 2 жыл бұрын
This is ly sweet I love it ت
@livingpumpkin4584
@livingpumpkin4584 2 жыл бұрын
Those are some valid arguments against north American infrastructure. Wasn't really expecting that
@GoodGirlLuna3
@GoodGirlLuna3 7 ай бұрын
Honestly, I'm with her on this one. Mayor, this city really needs bike lanes and to be walkable. It's a nightmare to get _anywhere._ My knees are killing me after pedaling all the way here and having to stop and go with traffic. Nearly got hit a couple times.
@bruceadkins5591
@bruceadkins5591 2 жыл бұрын
3:14 my brain: imagine the worst thing and multiply it by 6
@denizkim6388
@denizkim6388 2 жыл бұрын
How are this soft evil laughs so cute 😭
@bruceadkins5591
@bruceadkins5591 2 жыл бұрын
9:32 her: you could get out at any time Me: not until it was funny
@bruceadkins5591
@bruceadkins5591 2 жыл бұрын
Who framed Roger rabbit
@Dogprofile
@Dogprofile 2 жыл бұрын
Good to see villains still afraid of the IRS
@big_tunaaaa
@big_tunaaaa 2 жыл бұрын
She might be evil but she pays taxes alright she’s the one lads
@souffrantdepine3762
@souffrantdepine3762 2 жыл бұрын
The motive is GOLD!! XD
@leviathan.7756
@leviathan.7756 2 жыл бұрын
omg what this was so fun. Like...best ASMR Roleplay channel 2022.
@archermon373
@archermon373 2 жыл бұрын
Good lord we need bike lanes here, then again these geniuses would completely ignore them. These people bike, opposite traffic, middle of the lane, at high speed. I swear they're looking for insurance.
@mmmm-lg2mj
@mmmm-lg2mj 2 жыл бұрын
It's actually kinda sweet
@MudhutStudiosOfficial
@MudhutStudiosOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
I could only think Fem Joker when listening to this.
@Jazper_IsSilly
@Jazper_IsSilly 2 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the fact that she credits the OG creator of the picrew character
@DrDunsparce
@DrDunsparce 2 жыл бұрын
Villain Fake is top tier
@blainetate743
@blainetate743 2 жыл бұрын
Now I wanna see an animation of the turbo hang-glider accident.
@Luka-prisma-ravencroft
@Luka-prisma-ravencroft 2 жыл бұрын
"God I wish I wasn't dead for 20 years before I possessed this hero host god I am so rusty
@yukirosolaras3043
@yukirosolaras3043 Жыл бұрын
That was really fun. Good job. And no I’m not late to this.
@mrquackalot553
@mrquackalot553 2 жыл бұрын
I think I got the wrong Megamind movie here
@wetfloorsign6299
@wetfloorsign6299 2 жыл бұрын
we can definitely put aside our differences for more bike lanes, cars are annoying
@JETBLACKCORD
@JETBLACKCORD 2 жыл бұрын
this was a great audio fake lovely to listen to
@callmecaleb9391
@callmecaleb9391 2 жыл бұрын
My only weakness. Copper
@mogwiawolf4354
@mogwiawolf4354 2 жыл бұрын
Hope this story continues 😸
@Strawb_milk5
@Strawb_milk5 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine losing smh couldn't be me
@tiffa808
@tiffa808 Жыл бұрын
Did you write this yourself? So far, I like.
@thedeed8740
@thedeed8740 2 жыл бұрын
1:33 and it’s gone from Oh this is a villain I can get behind To Oh this is a villain that’s gonna get behind me with a death laser 💀
@JingRoku
@JingRoku 2 жыл бұрын
You kinda sound like Snake... Which is a bonus
@UrLocalSilly
@UrLocalSilly 7 ай бұрын
When she was talking to the mayor she sounded like Sheldon lol
@Vin_double_diesel
@Vin_double_diesel 2 жыл бұрын
Damn Fake’s been pumping out the audios
@lunaphoenix1785
@lunaphoenix1785 2 ай бұрын
7:55 or we could do the reverse. I “break out” and “use” it on you, then convince you that you work for me. You can continue to be an evil scientist, and I get new gear…
@juantony
@juantony Жыл бұрын
A bike lane!! So villainy!😤
@Lmaoyeabutnahtho
@Lmaoyeabutnahtho 9 ай бұрын
Id be like "yea want a good city?" Yea carry on. And walk away.
@deepstrike9750
@deepstrike9750 2 жыл бұрын
2:18 "i-i hit him I HIT HIM WOOOOOO"
@GymCatM_I_W
@GymCatM_I_W 2 жыл бұрын
Eyyyy im a cyclist i fully support this scientist!
@anotheracount4284
@anotheracount4284 2 жыл бұрын
The vilian would love the netherlands.
@akseth6676
@akseth6676 2 жыл бұрын
I would support this villain
@shadowfoxlorcogaming1533
@shadowfoxlorcogaming1533 2 жыл бұрын
"Ok simple plan, you fought me and beat me, or we say I let you think you beat me to get to your lab, where the truth of you being the daughter was revealed and that your own father in his most evil plan yet had used the mind alter device to either make you believe you were him or induce a split personality which was after a fight undone by the very machine he used to alter your mind and the doctor is no more." I've seen to many cartoons and comics havnt I if this was a plan to deal with everything.
@almachizit3207
@almachizit3207 2 жыл бұрын
City's aren't loud, cars are! Noise pollution is a real issue!
@jamesgudgeon4868
@jamesgudgeon4868 2 жыл бұрын
Shades of mega mind
@Seymour770
@Seymour770 Ай бұрын
Ngl I would have to hear her out on the bike lanes if I were a hero
@AxlCadenza
@AxlCadenza 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but this voice makes me think of a female Solid Snake
@Marylandbrony
@Marylandbrony 2 жыл бұрын
Fake I am visiting Sarasota for spring break. Beautiful city but needs more bike lanes.
@firealchemist0015
@firealchemist0015 2 жыл бұрын
I’m getting metro man vibes from this because the whole f it I no longer want to be the hero that or megamind not wanting to be the bad guy anymore
@swaggy1269
@swaggy1269 Жыл бұрын
I kinda want a part two while in the bunker
@kenmakozume9930
@kenmakozume9930 2 жыл бұрын
Giving me massive Intp vibes
@L4rsEdits
@L4rsEdits 2 жыл бұрын
WOOF
@curiouscarlo7276
@curiouscarlo7276 2 жыл бұрын
Just found this channel a couple of days. I got to say, you kind of sound like if Solid Snake was a girl. In some of your videos. It's hard to unhear it now. Regardless, nice work
@32freelola
@32freelola 2 жыл бұрын
You should be voice actor for any up and coming anime's
@The_Unknown_Writer--5799
@The_Unknown_Writer--5799 Жыл бұрын
To be honest, she needs a friend, something like that.
@ConnerCrafts900
@ConnerCrafts900 2 жыл бұрын
I knew I shouldn't have eaten all those air heads
@mattygee6852
@mattygee6852 2 жыл бұрын
You sound like solid snake as a female villian ...oh I still love it, its just what I think you sound like
@UltimateMayhemVX
@UltimateMayhemVX Жыл бұрын
Oh dear. I've been defeated. Dinner?
@joshuapineda8708
@joshuapineda8708 2 жыл бұрын
And then we recruit her as part of the team
@Tabbyandthecrew
@Tabbyandthecrew Жыл бұрын
*Me arrives but heared everything* I- shit no she has a point the traffic here is wild and annoying
@brainydragonva
@brainydragonva 2 жыл бұрын
Other than her methods, I'd straight up be turning to her side...
@Connerthespider
@Connerthespider 2 жыл бұрын
You have a problem, I understand why she’s doing it but I’m not going to agree with it
@randomdude4225
@randomdude4225 2 жыл бұрын
When the villain makes some valid points
@Connerthespider
@Connerthespider 2 жыл бұрын
No, I understand why she’s doing it, doesn’t make it okay
@georges2842
@georges2842 2 жыл бұрын
Her: My dad had this plan to erase your memory and convince you that you worked for him. If I tweak the settings, I can just make you forget me. Me: Wouldn't work either way. I'm half-alien, remember? I can't go into the science of it, but the short version is I'm literally built different.
@Burry.
@Burry. 2 жыл бұрын
Dino is a good game
@Speed001
@Speed001 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, this is so... fake /j Sounds great. 1:01 I like that, gravelly noise.
@Antonio-is2cn
@Antonio-is2cn 2 жыл бұрын
You didn't win I just jumped off the stage rage quited!
@kristhetankhunter2730
@kristhetankhunter2730 2 жыл бұрын
Very nice
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