Remarkable Chuck Norris Moments

Remarkable Chuck Norris Moments

[@cartoonjerk]

Before Chuck Norris left for college, he turned around and told his dad that "Now you are the man of the house!"

[@SirHenryMaximo]

FACT: Chuck Norris is the only guy who can wear '70s wardrobe and hairstyle and still look badass.

[@Jobreguy]

He wears it to blind his opponents.... 😂👍

[@justtom4179]

Chuck Norris was once run over by a tank, he refused to pay damages 😎

[@Segaar]

Rip joke...

[@karlfriedrichtiedt270]

😂😂😂

[@jerryc5743]

😂😂😂

[@leafsruleall]

I heard that once a king cobra bit Chuck Norris, after 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died😂

[@michaelweinmann3679]

Chuck Norris, putting the laughter back in manslaughter.

[@LukeSidler2005]

I loved that line. "If you come back in here, i'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left."

[@williamtobin7282]

He fucked it up..most people ate right handed so the right is a stronger punch, hence it goes like this" I'm going to hit you with so many LEFTS you'll be begging for a right..its called dark humor. The right ment to finish him off

[@Jobreguy]

Chuck Norris: always a good blow against the bad guys

[@goodvibez693]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Jobreguy]

@@goodvibez693 👍👍💪🤣🤣🤣

[@DLPfan-km8dc]

God he is good God i know thats why i hired him 😂😂

[@jamezrobertz8638]

"I didn't fight, I gave a motivational seminar". Pure Chuck Norris gold.

[@maryeverling8238]

❤️❤️😝😝😝💪🏻💯🇺🇸love it

[@user-np5qb5fs8g]

@@maryeverling8238 как говорят тише едешь дальше будешь

[@user-np5qb5fs8g]

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[@factenter6787]

Nunchaku Norris

[@jerrybrownell3415]

Chuck Norris never calls a wrong number. You just answered the wrong phone.

[@douglaswilliams6834]

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

[@redhulk111]

Europa H2O Alien bahahhajaj!! Funny shit bro. Lol

[@thepope2412]

Jetty Brownell this is actually not true because Chuck Norris always calls the right person

[@devonclash3993]

@Europa H2O Alien buajajajaja

[@shadowman2192]

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

[@user-gz9md6gq4x]

Nice one 🐱🐱

[@robgeorgia8801]

Chuck Norris went into a McDonald's and ordered a "Whopper". And he got one.

[@maj.d.sasterhikes9884]

Chuck Norris took a CPR class and actually brought the dummy to life.

[@hannibalbarca4140]

🤣

[@foreyfriend145]

Some other version goes: " Put on your glasses dummy, I'm the instructaaghh".

[@99mrpogi]

The aliens from a quiet place attacked Chuck norris for making too much noise. Chuck norris survives without a scratch while the aliens died upon close contact with chuck norris

[@maj.d.sasterhikes9884]

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally. When he returned, his shirt was ironed and he was holding a sandwich.

[@foreyfriend145]

@@maj.d.sasterhikes9884 @2 more facts added.

[@axelwulf6220]

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he glares at it and dares it to grow

[@markpayne3852]

Zak Kaufman lol. When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, the tide refuses to come in.

[@jakep1979]

This isn't Chuck Norris playing a movie role, its a documentary with camera crew following him around.

[@thedkm-4894]

....

[@baseballman4958]

Hahahaha!!

[@baseballman4958]

Where’s the Braddock vs. The Rat scene??

[@colensmoise2351]

Are you dumb

[@arionivieira5703]

@@thedkm-4894 muito legal

[@dwayneflannery]

The 361 dislikes are the ones that got their ass handed to them by Chuck Norris

[@jamalbaker4423]

Vietnam has flashbacks of Chuck Norris

[@marchrabbit85]

When Chuck was in Korea

[@CJ_7519]

@@marchrabbit85, lol😅🤣😆!!!

[@Izthefaithful]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he saw he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

[@ericlester5033]

John Wick:Who killed my dog? Everybody: It was Chuck Norris John Wick:I really didn't like that dog

[@willdill7253]

Eric Lester this is epic

[@jacobmakono389]

..hahahahaha!

[@darkspawn88]

😂😂😂

[@wencelusbirech7511]

That was wacky

[@lastbohemian654]

Dumb... Chuck Norris is no animal-killer He’s the good guy.. Cheers

[@kristophermathis8584]

Chuck Norris invented giraffes after he uppercutted a horse!!

[@uptriverside157]

Good one

[@enyaw86]

Wait wait wait, the horse lived?

[@joeygonzo]

Before he goes to sleep, the boogeyman checks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris is not down there.

[@davidcarder6364]

Lol, that's some funny shit.

[@mcedd54]

Nice One!

[@BBQFanNo1]

You call that a hit? That's a hit --- Chuck Norris

[@randomscorpion2074]

THAT FUCKIN KNOCKBACK PUNCH

[@t-bertholstein6722]

Chuck Norris doesn't shoot guns, he scares the bullets out of them.

[@ps3shakes123]

Superman reads Chuck Norris comic books.

[@e-curb]

Chuck Norris once challenged Superman to a test of strength. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

[@harithulasidalamappo6937]

@@e-curb You killed me

[@e-curb]

Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas to bed.

[@devonclash3993]

Superman is a student of Chuck😆😆

[@axelwulf6220]

Nightwing was trained by Batman Batman was trained by Chuck Norris

[@bloodguzzler]

Yoda told Chuck Norris to use the force. Chuck Norris replied "I am the force"

[@edTV2024]

BloodGuzzler A force of One!!!!

[@FabricioFF66]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Great!!!!!!!!!!!! FF

[@omaraitkaci36]

@@edTV2024 ٠٩

[@Borntoraisehell1000]

Yoda uses the Force...the Force uses Cuck Norris!

[@stormydavis8546]

The Hitman, was his most underrated film ever.

[@rmisionero]

Chuck Norris had to hire doubles to do his kicks for him, because the studio couldn't afford to pay for the funerals of all the extras he would have killed.

[@thomasritter3159]

I have a friend who was one the stuntmen used in many Walker episodes because he is a karate expert. There was one particular incident where he was supposed to try to spin kick and hit Chuck. Chuck Norris missed his Mark and stepped into the kick. My buddy said he just stood there with his knees shaking hoping Chuck wouldn't get up and kill him. 😆

[@alexpalmer9101]

The "motivational seminar" is my favorite. Such a nice guy. "An elbow would've been a lot better..." LOL His straight face and calm demeanor are as great in their own way as his fighting skills.

[@korruption6]

Plus his food received compliments from Chuck Norris - he's set for life! =D

[@N0WYO1]

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

[@freddiemercury7783]

These aren't movies, these are found footage clips of Chucks everyday life.

[@DarthVader19-77]

Chuck Norris is so intimidating that even bullets are afraid to hit him.

[@jaybdub77]

Darth Vader yeah, but that happens to all 80s action heroes.

[@99mrpogi]

Even venomous snakes are afraid to bite chuck norris

[@shoot_the_glass5654]

This one time someone tried to shoot Chuck Norris, the bullet stopped and asked for directions.

[@gayfrog352]

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

[@thepromiseman7745]

@Providence OPC-Bradenton mmm I think so 😂😂

[@ddrums001]

Hulk told Chuck Norris, “Hulk is the strongest there is!” Then Chuck Norris reply’ed, yeah...and?

[@dennischang2803]

And when Chuck Norris gets mad.... Run!

[@jaquigreenlees]

@Jason Shoots Depends on if he is talking about the MCU or the Original Comic. In the MCU it was Bruce Banner, the comics David Banner.

[@billt5055]

chuck norris will live forever because death is scared of him

[@theodoreparson4321]

ear1yb1rd well when God is ready to get serious with Satan than he will send for Chuck Norris.

[@brysengarner1204]

Chuck Norris is actually dead.... Death is just to afraid to tell him

[@kevindoran9271]

There will never be another Chuck!!!!!!!!!!

[@czo7pres674]

Kevin Doran death is to scared to tell chuck that it is his time

[@WalleywolfIdaho]

Actually Chuck Norris died years ago, but Death is too scared to collect....

[@TheFreddyEduard]

Watch the trough about Chuck Norris at the newest reaction

[@twoeightythreez]

When Chuck Norris sneezes, we know it as a Hurricane. Tsumami is simply a one word description of Chuck Norris farting while swimming at sea.

[@TrevorMoses312]

😳😆😆😆😆😆

[@El_Segador1]

Chuck Norris doesn't join the army, the army joins Chuck Norris

[@kenp7814]

"But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died." - Chuck Norris Expendables 2 - 2012

[@davidbarfield3489]

Chuck Norris's beard trims itself.

[@sungodrah]

I came here to read all the Norris - isms in comments...and I wasn't disappointed !!!!! comedy gold!

[@americansuperdad5769]

Chuck Norris doesn't use a nightlight because he's afraid of the dark, the dark uses a nightlight because it's afraid of Chuck Norris.

[@johnwolf1475]

its holly wood you wierdo

[@MoonScythe1]

Yeah, that night light is called the sun.

[@americansuperdad5769]

@@MoonScythe1 lmao!

[@Random_Blip]

Chuck Norris is known to use a stunt double ... but only for crying scenes

[@polishtheturdmickelson5473]

LOL

[@aaronharris8093]

😂😂😂

[@hiderunbride8431]

Boy this is really funny

[@kojak013]

It is true.. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer - too bad he never cries

[@slappy8941]

It's actually the stunt double who punches other actors, because when Chuck does it, they all die.

[@iamjohnporter67]

Even after all these years Chuck Norris is still a great actor!

[@TheFreddyEduard]

Yes, he acting that he's a great fighter. But is you want to see his real fightings skills vs that of a little 7 to 10 year old girl, seacht then Chuck Norris vs Jesse-Jane McParland

[@aznboii1838]

You know when ever chuck goes into the ocean all the sharks get out

[@justafanintexas7913]

Do you know why a shark won't bite Chuck Norris? Professional courtesy.

[@smoothbro9711]

Even jaws would say “ see ya later chuck”

[@norbertpecheq3427]

We all can write our names into the snow by pissing...Chuck NMorris can do it into the concrete!

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

one's chuck Norris write he's name with pen in a mountain

[@mcbragg3779]

Chuck Norris does his Grocery Shopping at Home Depot

[@wildman2012]

And he has his nails done at True Value!

[@justafanintexas7913]

He would; that's how smart he is.

[@postersandstuff]

Norris can chew thru wood like a termite , lol

[@Bodgemiester]

Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child. Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki

[@joepoe8616]

Bodgemiester ...noice......

[@justafanintexas7913]

That would explain his political stupidity. Thanx for the info....that nobody was asking for.

[@Kevinwayne199]

@@justafanintexas7913 aww you mad bro?

[@justafanintexas7913]

@@Kevinwayne199 - No, just passing a correct comment.

[@justafanintexas7913]

@Kinosis79 - Sarcasm, Einstein, it's called sarcasm.

[@Mark2790]

The movie "Anaconda" was filmed entirely inside Chuck Norris's pants.

[@Rahul016-d6k]

Epic😂😂😂

[@ninjaswordtothehead]

Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[@BBQFanNo1]

Chuck Norris for President of the United States

[@HullsColby]

Too bad its trump. I wished it was deez nuts.

[@udaykadam5455]

*Global president

[@justafanintexas7913]

Norris knows as much about politics as an aardvark knows about a bank holiday.

[@cobbsta88]

He endorses removing the separation of church and state, and he's a creationist...

[@billmurray7473]

If Chuck Norris ran for President, Putin, Kim Jong Un, & Xi Jinping would just run.......away.

[@vamnews]

ALL CHUCK NORRIS moments are remarkable!!!

[@ericblackmonmusicbass9175]

Terrorist to Chuck Norris: "You are a dead man". Chuck: "I'm not afraid to die, are you?" Terrorist: "No. Allah protects us." Chuck: Then this shouldn't hurt."

[@abunazirnouradin3888]

One of mine best movies when i was a young boy...i wanted a beard like him but mine beard turns black and i look more too Bin Laden then too Chuck Norris.haha...

[@davidschmidt6013]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

[@marcnesbitt1500]

HAHAHA!

[@anatolehresent3317]

Pornohub

[@anatolehresent3317]

@@marcnesbitt1500 you can

[@kristophermathis8584]

That's great!

[@rockabyebaby6111]

It's called a sonic boom 💥💥😱😱

[@Coffee1776]

The best move is the one where he slams a revolving door.

[@TonyMontana-qv8cx]

When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor.

[@wizard9403]

Chuck Norris makes onions cry!

[@brysengarner1204]

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

[@HaywardEntertainment]

And the Doctor was forever scarred

[@sonoftheson1977]

The bogeyman checks underneath his bed for Chuck Norris.

[@honeyasonja522]

G!! Takes one to know one eh Tony?🧐😉

[@KretinzUnited]

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

[@axelwulf6220]

No, dude That's Bruce Lee The only guy to defeat Chuck Norris

[@edwelndiobel1567]

lol i like this one

[@TH-sn7mw]

When you look up Badass in the dictionary,Chuck’s picture is there.

[@lieutenantdan8541]

some people say air force isnt the best branch, then i have to remind them chuck norris was in the air force

[@danconner504]

Really? The United States Army has the most decorated soldier in World War Two. Lt. Murphy. I do like Mr. Norris, but Mr. Norris never saw combat. So, I do feel that the Army had the best of the best. And you have to understand that all of Mr. Norris actions are planned for him for stage. Now I wouldn't what to be up against him because I know what he can do and I have respect for his training. But Lt Murphy didn't have a script, his actions came out of his desire to live and keep his fellow soldiers alive.

[@justafanintexas7913]

@@danconner504 - And in a real fight, Norris kills him - period. And, I'm no fan of Norris.

[@billmurray7473]

If you ever visit Camp Red Cloud , in Korea, you might see a wall-size picture of Chuck Norris. He studied Martial Arts and Tae Kwon Do while he was stationed there.

[@danconner504]

@@justafanintexas7913 I never said that Mr. Murphy would win in a fight with Mr. Norris. What is it that I said that brought that on? They are both great Americans with Mr. Murphy having a great Military career and Mr. Norris having a great film career in films. Mr. Norris made films honoring both the Military and Law Enforcement. He went on to become an honorary member of the fame Texas Rangers. He also went on to become a Reserve Police Officer I believe in Dallas Police Department. So, my comment was in no way derespecting Mr. Norris. Sorry I lite a flame under your tail

[@gregbuck701]

@@billmurray7473 Tang Soo Do was his first discipline.

[@bombermanefx]

Chuck Norris once shot down a jet fighter by pointing his finger and yelling bang.

[@sophiaperennis2360]

Chuck Norris and Mr. T once punched each other. The known universe has been expanding ever since.

[@alexmccleod243]

Santa Claus used to be a real person, but he forgot to leave Chuck Norris a gift one Christmas

[@SheldonAdama17]

Jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[@ramirocastillo6712]

Chuck Norris is the man this is the reason he can gargle peanut butter

[@Jobreguy]

Chuck Norris forces his opponents to gargle peanut butter

[@MarvelFan1995]

Chuck Norris doesn't need an invitation. The invitation needs Chuck Norris.

[@jpx8793]

The term "dead ringer" originated when an idiot was seated near Chuck Norris in a theater, and was foolish enough not to turn his cell off.

[@apap1586]

Chuck Norris is one of the great action stars of the '80s. Thank you Bruce Lee.

[@jasongooding987]

Chuck Norris is a national treasure.

[@captainsmoke1612]

Chuck Norris doesn't have emotions. Emotions have Chuck Norris.

[@phayzyre1052]

Before he even goes to bed the bogeyman has to check under his bed for Chuck Norris!

[@charlessanders1342]

I loved "lone wolf mcquad" -"code of silence". he basically looked the same from the 80's thru the walker, texas ranger era with his beard.

[@gybx4094]

They say that merely one still frame photo from a Chuck Norris movie is worth more Oscars than the Motion Picture Academy could pay for in a million years.

[@schymark9945]

!!!THE REAL CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!

[@TheJanette1980]

I just love watching Chuck Norris's remarkable moments.

[@henryjeckyl6647]

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

[@derekthompson2954]

Chuck Norris - Real Alpha Male

[@steverodgers8425]

Chuck Norris went for a walk in the forest. Suddenly a Grizzly Bear leapt onto the trail in front of him. The great beast charged him but when it got close enough to recognize Chuck Norris it stopped and began eating itself.

[@loanathiess4888]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU CALL THAT A " HIT"? 💪 THAT'S A " HIT" 🤣🤣🤣

[@georgiamule]

Chuck Norris was born the same day Germany surrendered at the end of WW2. Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO.

[@thelaw1787]

georgiamule 1 day earlier, but that makes even more sense

[@robertyoung3992]

Bullshit,Chuck Norris was born March 10 th 1940 Germany surrendered May 8th 1945

[@levlev.1028]

georgiamule yep, definitely not

[@levlev.1028]

Robert Young they had a premonition in that case, after all they were involved with Celtic "occult"...

[@scootergreen3]

Chuck Norris can take care of Isis by himself.

[@justafanintexas7913]

Then why hasn't he?

[@BrainPowerSubs]

@@justafanintexas7913 that would be unfair for them

[@99mrpogi]

Chuck norris can kill an army of ISIS members using a leaf blower

[@scootergreen3]

@@BrainPowerSubs Ha ha! Like.

[@debbymccormack8934]

What? No "When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!" lol, my favorite line ever.

[@CasperDunning]

The best line is from Invasion USA, it's just after the terrorists try to blow up the church with a suitcase bomb, he's on the roof above them and says "didn't work huh? Now it will" touch the two wires together and blows up terrorists. The other good one is after the terrorists plant the bomb on the side of the school bus, Chuck grabs it catches up to their car and says "I think you forgot this" and plants the bomb on the very front of the hood of their car.

[@isaacali8695]

Chuck Norris is a legendary action hero

[@eddted2876]

The man, the gentleman, the master karate expert: Chuck Norris!

[@Iamthedudeman00]

Chuck Norris just beat up Borat in that video!

[@KEVWARD63]

" In this movie I have problem ...and that problem is Chuck Norris ......"

[@zarbonthedestroyer7232]

"aren't you going to help him?" ...."nah, there's only 3 of them."

[@ericthom726]

Unlike another martial arts actor Chuck Norris is the real deal and he lives and practices the life

[@samueljames9342]

Did he just punch out a guy with his buddy's head, sweet

[@tedtrucks]

Before the Grim Reaper goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[@CO84trucker]

Every Chuck Norris moment it's remarkable!

[@psychozoikum7278]

As the one punk looks pretty much like the joker I'd suggest Chuck Norris plays the next Batman.

[@alexpalmer9101]

I can see that happening. He'd be an even better Batman from Dark Knight Returns: "This isn't a fight scene, it's an operating room. And I'm the surgeon."

[@Markus_Andrew]

When Chuck Norris goes to the pool, he kicks cement in the bullies' faces

[@sarlaccstapeworm990]

The ONLY guy who can do the whole, "That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" bit... WITHOUT the knife!!🤣👍

[@kevalincowri586]

Remarkable, Chuck Norris is so strong. He easily man handles those bad guys like they're children. Sorted them out proper and showed them who is boss.

[@denisgabrielcontrerasferna6612]

Chuck Norris mi idolo marcial, un gran guerrero , un gran ser humano, toda una leyenda, y un ejemplo de vida cristiano

[@sambonelife7485]

There used to be a street called Chuck Norris but its name had to be changed because no one crossed it and lived to talk about it.

[@MRSLAPPYFEET]

Chuck Norris doesn’t bring destruction.....Destruction brings Chuck Norris

[@VanHalenRocks100]

Chuck Norris can force choke Darth Vader

[@gberndt4music]

Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies...He was The Force

[@cegatocollov]

Darth Vader has to choke when he just imagines Chuck Norris

[@DarthVader19-77]

@@cegatocollov Not true. It was a......chicken wing.

[@99mrpogi]

Chuck norris can defeat Darth Vader with a golf club and a baseball bat

[@kwon2m964]

Chuck Norris is the reason Darth Vader was always breathing so heavily... ;)

[@1aredhel127]

I missed the opportunity to meet Mr. Norris when my land was used for filming. Wish I had.

[@Valelacerte]

Chuck Norris doesn't use land; land makes itself available to Chuck Norris.

[@dtyodeller]

1Aredhel1 2 One of my old instructors teaches at one of his schools now and has gotten to meet him several times. I’m super jealous cuz he was my martial arts idol growing up.

[@dtyodeller]

Which movie?

[@jonathanpardoe8722]

its been said that Damon, Neeson, Arnie, Stallone , Statham , all look under their beds at night to check Norris isn't there .

[@movetherunner]

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Chuck Norris. Amen.

[@BeedeoJunkie]

Those aren't Chuck Norris' movies and TV shows. Those are documentaries of his day to day life.

[@DrDeadleg]

1:00 one of the most underrated lines ever.

[@frenchify7506]

Back when standing still and letting the opponent knock you out was the real way to fight

[@JozefZemla]

they were afraid to run away from Chuck Norris

[@gorn9161]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

[@fcsp8472]

With great beard comes great responsibility