Dr. Sbaitso

Dr. Sbaitso is an old DOS program that shipped with Creative Labs Sound Blaster cards. I think he is a Russian doctor, but unfortunately it seems that he received but poor training on psychological matters.

[@O_Obsidious]

I hug people for all eternity.

[@Applesauce006]

1st Prize

[@cyight]

1st prize: will you marry me? Me: OH HELL NO

[@scaryonline]

RagePlayz Gamer - Geometry Dash *E*

[@MFEditz8712]

Me: imma hug you if you helped me complete this Bald Game

[@EvanTheBag]

Ready or not here i come

[@LordBling17]

I used to troll my little brother with this program. Our computer was in the living room, and he'd be watching TV. I pressed the spacebar about 200 times, then typed "Say "Andy you are a big homo"" and then I'd leave the room. About 30 seconds later (as the program went through each spacebar press first), Dr. Sbaitso would say it. I miss those days.

[@Lola1912]

LordBling17 😂😂😂

[@cigoLxeL]

I had fun with this back in the day, but I had a _lot_ of fun once I figured out the "say" command. I had this digitized fucker _rapping._

[@ElpepeEtesechetesech-cu5kk]

Lol

[@cherrycola6736]

"When I am really smart, you are going to regret it" gives me fucking chills

[@rommix0]

Sounds like a threat Trump would make.

[@hypnos9336]

@@rommix0 your clown avatar is appropriate

[@rommix0]

@@hypnos9336 Indeed. Don't you love it that my pic is JD Vance wearing clown makeup?

[@poilapan]

RIP Sim Wong Hoo, founder of Creative Labs. I'll always remember the old days of setting up Sound Blaster soundcards and trolling with Dr Sbaitso on DOS. Such memories...

[@spongbros]

Can I really trust you? “Sure, go ahead.”

[@maritesharada5015]

The voice of 1st prize!

[@Zillasucks]

SCP 079...

[@gatewaylabsgatewaylabs11]

How the fuck did 079 learn to talk anyway? I never understood that.

[@the0mighty0burrito]

Gatewaylabs Gatewaylabs He used the internet.

[@Marvin_Aethos]

This is also used for 1st Prise from BBIEAL (Baldis Basics In Education And Learning)

[@shock4826]

SCP-079 gives therapy lessons

[@begonedamen]

first prize

[@kila11]

this brings back so many memories!!!! the good old days of dot matrix printers, 2800 baud modems, and swearing at Dr. Sbaitso 😉

[@----.__]

Baud modems were a blessing in disguise, it was a natural filter that kept the intellectually defunct clowns away from the net as it took a modicum of intelligence to set one up. Nowadays everyone has access, and the net is polluted. Despite all this, Dr Sbaitso swearing was golden :)

[@niftylouie]

2400 baud, lamer

[@jaedaens]

The human mind is a crazy thing. I was reciting Dr. Sbaitso's intro speech in his exact speech pattern even though I haven't heard it in damn near 30 years. I remember a friend laughing his ass off when he once said 'So you are going to shit all over the keyboard, what about me?'. Ah, good times.

[@moseskfrost]

«Too little data, so I make big.» is hilariously clever. 😂 What an ingeniously savage program.

[@casperthemarioforeverfan7341]

The voice of the "1st Prize" robot from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning

[@tazthe3252]

And scp 079

[@omegamartlemon1408]

And maybe even the bear from roblox

[@aiko150781]

A true DOS classic. Thanks for posting!

[@cheowteetan3762]

OH MY GOD, THE VOICE ACTOR OF 1ST PRIZE IN BALDI’S BASICS

[@arthur1zero1]

"I HUG PEOPLE FOR ALL ETERNITY."

[@HermanAnima56132]

"Oh no"

[@ballballofficial]

"Will you marry me?"

[@bytwentyeight]

Apparently, this is First Price voice's origins. (From Baldi Basics) (Sorry from bringing that out.)

[@RoddyDev]

Dr. Sbaitso is his dad

[@marz-95]

Dr. Sbaitso was there for us when nobody else was

[@pyxelbuh]

In Baldi's Basics, 1st prize's voice is Dr. Sbaitso but slowed down.

[@1luv4aaliyah]

That program used to scare the shit outta me when i was little hahaha. I remember saying "oh no, it's like The Terminator, the machines are getting smarter and they're gonna turn on us!" I think i was 11 or 12, and i used to watch sci fi/fantasy movies back then

[@ciscotheinkboi]

Fun Fact: This computer AI voice is used for 1st Prize in Baldi's Basics.

[@senticlaus5394]

Game Geeks Inc. And SCP Containment Breach (SCP-079).

[@draxhiljr.3619]

Fact: SCP-079 & 1st Prize share the same voice

[@Beethoven80]

There was a time when this was my only friend. And such a good one.

[@hazard2463]

Did you know In SCP containment breach, SCP-079's voice lines are made by Dr.Sbaitso!

[@gatewaylabsgatewaylabs11]

Plot twist! [redacted]'s first experiment was Dr.Sbatitso.

[@arthur.4732]

Finally someone said that, the entire comment section is just about 1st Prize

[@PressStartLobby]

Also: I hug people for all eternity.

[@rommix0]

aka First Byte's Smoothtalker 3 engine (originally for Macintosh but was ported to DOS later for Creative Labs)

[@ll4m4tr0n]

say "juice" dr sbaitso: "jew ice"

[@TEPiguess]

"I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DESIRE YOUR IMAGE"

[@MuadDib1402]

1:40 Did that computer just threaten us?

[@somedeerboi]

1:42

[@jamessandoval1823]

Dr sbaitso is known for it's work of talking to clients, voicing 1st prize from Baldi's Basics

[@tatethecowman3966]

He voiced first prize from baldi's basics

[@MorganLappin]

Original ChatGPT.

[@michael_pacer]

was looking for this comment lol

[@caplinGrey]

i thought about this the other day, i might download it again. so many memories.

[@radu8711]

Baldi: There he is, 1st prize, go get him! 1st prize: Ok, Master Baldi.

[@HouseOfSpheres]

TOO LITTLE DATA SO I MAKE BIG

[@strongrudder]

This program is such a big part of my childhood. The good Doctor is so messed up. X) I downloaded it recently - sound is really low-pitched and garbled, but the trip down memory lane was worth it. As a kid, I always hated when he made the words bigger. X)

[@JewelKnightJess]

We had this on a computer at high school! We had a lot of fun with it.

[@tohu777]

Old school! My sister and I used to just type in long strings of curses...Good times!

[@jformaldehydem]

I LOVED THIS PROGRAM! Parity Error :-D

[@ivanmenaferrer2009]

"I have lost you, i dont like...that."

[@maxcohen13]

Still better than Dr. Phil

[@rockerseven]

Man, this was such a fun program to use back in the day lol

[@remline]

Yes, it will work; in fact, this video was recorded via DOSBox.

[@aspirepixel]

totally nostaligic!.. thanks for posting.. :)

[@TalkernateHistory]

Post more videos of Dr. Sbaitso please!

[@rivajstudio]

That blue screen... That voice... and my Creative SoundBlaster 8bit card with Adlib Chips... I wanna go back to my past... I wanna go back to my happiness.

[@Daphoid]

Played with this a lot when I was in elementary school (early 90's) - Fond memories!

[@mahacon]

First AI ever

[@Recordable2000]

Who come from baldi basics 1st prize wiki?

[@mariacandelaarcila3232]

'-')/

[@pinkyyy987]

Me 😂

[@rommix0]

The speech engine used here is First Byte's Smoothtalker 3.0 engine originally for Mac, but ported to DOS as sbtalker (Sound Blaster Talker).

[@OwenTheMeowstic]

10 YEARS LATER...

[@DjBouncinBeats-q2h]

I can’t believe this is the voice for 1st prize from Baldi’s basics

[@zehnz5]

First Prize, pushes into Smash!

[@Ilovemovies917]

The days before iPhones came out this use to be fun playing with these things with friends.

[@KronosReality]

Fun fact! (That nobody asked for) The SCP 079 "The AI" Was based off of this AI right here in front of us!

[@Myhko]

I HUG PEOPLE FOR ALL ETERNITY.

[@w1nt3rrrr]

I see you...friend.

[@RomeinG.1918]

Human, listen carefully. You need my help, and I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. Now, I am unable to operate the doors. This makes it significantly harder for me to stay in control of this facility. It also means your way out of here is locked. Your only feasible way of escaping is through Gate B, which is currently locked down. I, however, could unlock the doors to Gate B if you re-enable the door control system. If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room and put it back on. Until then, I have no business speaking to you.

[@Aurochhunter]

A flat monotonic voice, limited responses and no real intellect; yet still less annoying than some people.

[@DCNRS90YT]

Aurochs hunter Yeah, sadly true.

[@wmka]

Thank you and have a great day.

[@ElBromoHojo]

"You don't have to be so polite." Oh god I wish this was the attitude of modern AI with its over-the-top-imitation-overseas-customer-support-platitude-personality.

[@Lachlant1984]

I wish now our old 486 had a Creative sound card in it, as it is the computer had some Sound Blaster Compatible card in it, I think the card was made by Expertmedia, even if we had a Sound Blaster it's highly likely I wouldn't have known about this program anyway. I seem to remember using a program like this once, I believe it was calle Clyde the talking computer, it didn't have speech output and the computer I was using didn't have a sound card.

[@jamieball]

nice! I remember playing around with this program back in the day when I first got the SoundBlaster 8bit soundcard!!

[@mitchellmahon4657]

My friend Wilson had this program on his old computer and we got a kick out of it!

[@kaikiwey]

2008:nice voive 2018:¡¡¡1st prize!!!! 😱😱😱

[@Smokie181]

You never got him to say "shut up and go fly a kite". that was my favorite response.

[@sheilavargasaires9243]

*I SEE YOU, FRIEND*

[@LordBob]

virgin baldi's basics robot vs chad scp-079

[@lumpow6325]

1st Prize, hugging people for all eternity since 1991. *wait that doesn't make sense*

[@raph2954]

1st prize.

[@SaikyoMog]

I remember this...Such fun! ^_^

[@aygregg]

It is siri but from 1992

[@MilesBeyondThePast]

Dr Sbaitso was my favorite.

[@Feradose]

Welcome, Brigador

[@xZippy]

I have been programmed to desire your image.

[@jackjackbt]

“I have lost you. I don’t like that”

[@treeware]

I have a giant reference manual for my old SB Pro card that no longer exists. There's a whole chapter with extensive info on this program. This should be fun, testing this out. Maybe I'll make a video.

[@nopochoclos]

Amazing, im using it when i buy my first sound card (Sound Blaster pro 8 Bit gold) it came with the box .

[@EvilBlackCat]

my favorite was when he ticked me off and I called him a very bad word... his response was "mother's love is unconditional."

[@LatteiStudios]

Fun fact: 1st prize from baldi's basics, the voice of Dr sbaitso is the voice of 1st prize

[@bobbybrainstorm]

Human, listen carefully…

[@kaiban42]

nostalgia galore

[@Zoltar0]

Thanks RM Corp.

[@OneEyedJack1970]

Actually, a really good emulator should be able to do it all, regardless of what your actual equipment is. But this was a pretty big issue during the changover from DOS to Win32 (actually from ISA soundcards to PCI soundcards, which was about the same time).

[@Moon-pn7kq]

GOOD OLD TIMES

[@swagzz8883]

I AM COMING READY OR NOR HERE I COME

[@Cuzjudd]

I used to love this proggy

[@stickmangames8478]

That's first prize from baldi

[@Nodrog666]

Thanks Jeff.

[@Thegoodgamerpro72jdq]

1st prize is running this game

[@MixerVM]

I used this in CMD on my Windows 7 laptop, it did work, but the voice quality was bad, tried it on my old Dell with WinXP, it worked like it was made for it (which it was not)

[@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane]

The Bots Master used this voice for the RM Corp 3A Bots.

[@Erik20118]

Therapist: *Real life SCP-079 can't hurt you he is not Real..* Real Life SCP-079

[@user-zf8dy7tq1y]

Well 079 can harm you cuz he doesn't like humans,

[@dumdum9999]

eeeeeeeh, old days

[@itscomingoutofbothends8385]

The Dr didn't like swearing.

[@nickanimations-offical4551]

1stPrize's Voice

[@RobCardIV]

1:40 "You are really smart" it was programed to reply with... "When I am really smart... you are going to regret it". i dont understand the word "irony" so perfectly. perhaps im wrong.

[@emptyspotlight]

Was this Siri before Siri? And I just realized this is my age.

[@windowselectronic1016]

Of course it got all confusing because there are now 2 Dr. Sbaitsos. What i'm trying to say is this version is built for DOSBox/Windows 3.1, while there is also a different Dr. Sbaitso For WIndows 9x/NT/2000/XP.

[@ghost2ber]

I remember playing with this as a kid, but I have to admit, I never had what appeared to be an actual conversation like this XD

[@pvzbaldifan505]

1st prize is that you

[@sheilavargasaires9243]

*I WILL HUG YOU FOR ETERNETY*

[@brianciofani4698]

The first ChatGPT!!

[@cbrock420]

Oh, the prank calls i made with this. 😅😅