Remote: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Tries Being Nice in NYC - 12/20/2001

[@jaykob2482]

I can't express how much I love Triumph. I remember watching him for the first time in '97 when I was a young teen and I couldn't stop laughing at the wild shit that "he" said. Long story short, I've been a fan ever since. Thank you Robert Smigel (the genius behind Triumph) for all the laughs. I'm sure you'll supply us with many more... FOR ME TO POOP ON!! I couldn't resist, lol.

[@susanhilton3436]

Wow its been going years and I have just found it in June 2020.i really have laughed so much

[@schoolspirit2751]

Found out since ‘06 but knew Conan since ‘04

[@crystalmyers7166]

My favorite is the Ben Franklin impersonator.

[@accountemail9712]

I would see him randomly on TV wondering what he was doing

[@joshgellis3292]

Me Too! Nicely written!😎

[@louissanchez9777]

"You don't suck and you're not fat" dead af

[@jimgeorge3273]

Hahhahahahaahahaa. That was funny as hell!

[@USCtrojanFootball1]

Sometimes I kind of forget he's not a real talking dog.

[@jimgeorge3273]

Bingo!!! That's how he is able to get away with the jokes. If a real person told and made those jokes they would get protested because of political correctness.

[@williammann2088]

@@jimgeorge3273 You are correct, sir! 1. Not a person. 2. Is A Dog. 3. Is not a real dog.

[@Mixboy2105]

You're ruining it for the children

[@michaeldonoghue9015]

It’s not nice to lie. He’s real to me.

[@Scottocaster6668]

Triumph Is real, what are you talking about??!

[@joshgellis3292]

I really like how the receptionist was a good sport.👌🏻🤣😎

[@jimgeorge3273]

I love how he was so sincere in wanting to apologize to j lo that he brought her gifts from the bottom of his heart!

[@clicheguevara5282]

You see?

[@JCO2002]

Easy to look at, too.

[@supersquare]

Robert Smigel is a genius

[@thesprawl2361]

He's brilliant. It's odd that he's not more successful. Maybe it's because his habit is to say fuck you to every celebrity or politician he meets... But a genius, yes.

[@Jawsnake]

He got Triumph in a music video with Eminem. He is a comedy legend while being kept secret from the general public. You gotta be a pretty big comedy fan to recognize the guy

[@dennisjr77]

Does Smigel or has he ever done stand up????

[@Jawsnake]

@@dennisjr77 At some point yeah but his best work is writing for SNL in the 90's and late night shows

[@007johndog007]

@@Jawsnake TV Fun House and the Ambiguously Gay Duo !!!!!!!!

[@cheddarcheese7928]

I love how he’s always dropping everything

[@veggiesarefruits]

I actually remember this phenomenon. People were genuinely, noticeably more kind to each other for about a year after 9/11. Strangers would comfort each other, everyone was offering to help one another...it was crazy to see how there was this ripple effect of kindness that swept the nation. I can't imagine how it was in New York, but people really banded together all the way over in Washington State and I remember hearing stories about it happening in different states, too.

[@PRHILL9696]

Didnt last as New York is back to being very rude

[@exodiawolfe6008]

Sadly, that didn't last too long and people are worse now.

[@breastmeatonly]

How quickly we forget.

[@michaeldonoghue9015]

@@breastmeatonly#NeverForgetWeForgot

[@carnesiramrod]

And then it was 9/13

[@myMelody4life]

Conan: "That's the kind of thing where all the lights go out and all of our clothes have been stolen" OMG I laughed SO HARD at this!!! XD If that was improvised then Conan really is a comedic genius!

[@Dragodol]

“Hey kids, stay off the pipe!” 😂😂

[@jimgeorge3273]

Lmao

[@judsonkr]

Good advice.

[@harrodsongs]

The chemistry between Conan and Max was so electric it blew a fuse.

[@gabrielmatthews9494]

"Hasselhoff and the Backstreet Boys, can deck the halls, with boughs of crap! .... Oh yeeeees!" Lol 😆 😆😆😆😆😆

[@nitad001]

Thanks for putting this up! Classic Conan!

[@cmatrix4761]

"Folks, we're not doing a bit right here" ROFLMAO!!!

[@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods]

The traumatized children at the dog show, with the unimpressed mother - priceless!!!

[@crusheverything4449]

Blue collar Silver dollar - Triumph did a report from a major dog show, too.

[@coolperson962]

@Blue collar Silver dollar .....be nice

[@ReeN1995]

@@coolperson962 Fuck you. USA! USA! USA!

[@peejay4606]

I love Triumph the insult comic dog.

[@samanthafranco1115]

Me too.

[@JohnBock-nq9lr]

Especially the butt sniffing and perving out on other dogs!

[@Davepool-hs7vr]

Triumph is great……. For me to poop on. No seriously, I love Triumph.

[@tcz1757]

"New Yorkers are trying to be nice to each other", light issue, "What the fxxx was that?" haha

[@aranzhxs7166]

Hahah xd

[@ZiggyTheAdventurer]

Triumph is a true comedy legend

[@kevcatnip7589]

Would love him to visit STAR WARS FANS at xmas

[@jermar1979]

We need more Triumph!

[@trust5977]

Interesting that they didn’t edit out the issue with the lights.

[@Gyrbae]

Kills a minute or two.

[@chadkase7580]

@Scott Ross no

[@bigeric1030]

Scott Ross filmed between 5-6 PM EST every night and aired at 12PM EST every night.

[@ticoangelo]

i guess they didn't wanna fool america, as he said after the fact lol

[@MarkyPaligs]

@@bigeric1030 I think you missed the word "Remote" in the title.

[@ferretyluv]

Oh man, the Big Apple Circus. I went to that once when I was a little kid. I heard they didn’t survive the recession.

[@resedoton]

I didn't think he'd get the receptionist to laugh.

[@Carlos-nq7up]

Bring back Triumph!!! 🐕

[@markissboi3583]

Triumph at the Bon Jovi concert had me in tears Funny chit and star wars attack of the clones so funny nerds r like wtf

[@jimmya4238]

Conan and Triumph winning it since I was just 10 y.o. just wow

[@Daniel_Delayne]

6:23 Triumph glowering at his thought bubble 😂

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

I got it at the big and tall booty store. (drops giant prep-H cream on desk). I LOST IT!!!

[@zombiemachinery4868]

6:19 for me to poop on, for me to poop on, for me to poop on, hides and gets back with a cigar. I fucking died there.

[@jacksonmarshallkramer5087]

The giant suppositories were hilarious.

[@taylortrash]

post more rare triumph vids please!

[@christophercruz1513]

What's up with your name sir

[@unoefxz]

almost pissed my pants when he had cotton candy in his mouth, this shit is hysterical

[@fiercemakeup31]

I am so obsessed w Robert Smeigel...I want him bad.

[@zarg0ne]

Those kids at circus are scarred for life🤣

[@jamesjackson8058]

Love them laughing together

[@Digital_Ghost_]

So, how quickly did that receptionist get fired after Jennifer Lopez saw her laughing at those jokes?

[@strats991]

I hope not! She had a good sense of humor. We need more people like that.

[@melodygn]

wow! the band sounds terrific!

[@asmartbajan]

A J-Lo sized Preparation H! Oh Heck. *LOL*

[@E.Humperdinck]

RIP Jerry. You weren't so poopy.

[@markmanley8673]

People need to laugh . its good for you.

[@superorangeish]

Triumph is the BEST!

[@artonline01]

Damn Conan's pumpkin head was so huge here.

[@achillespeleus2326]

Jordan made a comment about it being huge between 2001 and 2002 on the Italy special

[@swatkats54]

A true American hero.

[@jennic.548]

I'm crying.... with all the poop in the world...... and laughing.....

[@bigmac375]

I remember a couple lighting and alarm instances in this old building

[@PRHILL9696]

I think being nice in New York is against the law

[@ryanweston9677]

I was there in 2006 and met a lot of nice New Yorkers. Must’ve been a fluke lol

[@PRHILL9696]

@@ryanweston9677 They werent New Yorkers.

[@robertpreston2220]

I know that New Yorkers have a reputation for being rude and mean and they are. But think about it can you blame them? If you had to live like they do would you be nice!!!

[@JonnyMudMower]

He’s like Yuko the clown but with intelligence…

[@ihatespam2]

The King!

[@gunfuego]

"Let's completely fool America and do it again!" **Opens envelope** Things Bush said after the first tower collapsed....

[@gth_Jeff1229]

Literally nine days before my birth. In Connecticut.

[@maverickjohnson1399]

That's nice...

[@gabrielmatthews9494]

This is some funny stuff!!🤣🤣

[@TacShooter]

The Powers of Darkness did not like him talking about people being nice for a change.

[@joet840]

Power dimming because it's being used to the max during Xmas holidays with all the trees and lights on.

[@warrenjohnson9490]

Triumph is hilarious! I did get irritated at Conan for slapping the top of his desk constantly.

[@jasonpeters9865]

Jlo receptionist was good sport

[@mrsmith9031]

Patrick Keilty is the most Conanlookalike comedian in the world

[@szqsk8]

I never thought people in NYC weren't nice. Especially compared to the posers and phonies here in LA.

[@sharonj3797]

This was less than a year after 911

[@matthewaguirre2000]

I’m from New York and people are more real in LA than in New York.

[@jacktorrance2633]

The show was always good but it was definitely better with Andy. It was a long 9 years without him.

[@Dclxvi6x3]

He's an angel 🙏

[@GirGir183]

4:51 there's the world's fastest walker on the left side of the screen.

[@BryceChillis]

post 911 camaraderie only lasted till january

[@bigsassyster]

You can't spell Triumph without Hi Trump

[@CiCiKensey02]

Lmaooooo!!! So funny! I love Triumph!

[@vevasam]

Seems to be a nice lady.

[@Scottocaster6668]

"Hey driverr you want een on diss?" 😆😆

[@Cockadoodledoo1003]

And here i thought i've seen all of triumph's videos

[@tsc-ko1yy]

This came out the day I was born

[@MaryAnns_Lights]

So sweet

[@maitreyas.4902]

Happy Christmas!

[@RealStuntPanda]

0:45 My pearls!

[@lauralishes1]

I had no idea Triumph was around 2 decades ago

[@daveschwartz9712]

Triumph for President.....

[@lastAOLuser]

Starts around 3:25

[@willmurray222]

That was your 2 week notice.

[@antoniomontana6061]

- For me to poop on !!!

[@NewhamMatt]

Took me a couple of moments to realise Smigel was the Santa Claus.

[@triumphtinltcomicdg]

lol, I didn't see this, thanks

[@SB992REBORN]

I swear if people necessary that people watch this and use this every day for the rest of their lives right now we all need to stop bickering and bitching each other and be nice to each other for once and this isn't just for America this is for the world we need to be nice to each other

[@travisbaker7547]

4:31 anyone know the name of that chick on the first video in the basket ?!

[@dioo2646]

whats the name of the song at 6:43 plzz

[@qweasdzxcname]

jimmy kimmel was there before his show. what did he do there anyway ?

[@marshallposey2063]

qweasdzxcname swept the floors

[@bertmustin]

The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money.

[@roybuford7538]

Kimmel is a douche

[@SalveRegina8]

Cried a lot about what kind of man he would one day become.

[@davemagick6739]

3:40, you’re welcome.

[@LorenzoJimenez]

What happened to the dog in 2022?

[@aa11ct9]

It's ol in fun

[@xavierdallenmusicuniverse6304]

6:20 Thought bubble Sesame Street vibes

[@patriciaeroz5828]

Hi Conan❗️❤️ This Seemed Like It Was So Long Ago & Far Away. & I Came Upon This Vid When I Was Looking For The Video Of The Fake Press Conference That Triumph Had, Because One Of My Friends Is On It & The Last Time I Saw Him He Had 1 Foot In The Grave & Allegedly Died In 2004, But Then I Saw The Vid I Mentioned Here In 2008 Or 09 With Him Looking Healthy And Young Standing In The Back Of The Podium Where Triumph Was Doing The Presser. Maybe It’s Time For All The Alleged Dead To Come Forward & Prove They Ain’t. 💃🏽

[@thomasjefferies7344]

Lol big n tall booty store

[@lxqn]

Jerry Springer (for anyone unfamiliar)

[@MIKELIN8]

Dude (Conan) just sold his podcast network to Sirius/XM for $100m?

[@anmcclo9731]

they just let you sneak in there??

[@Ye_Mochizery]

Bars...

[@206beastman]

Just glue that fucking cigar in already

[@thezackman18dx67]

6:06

[@elainericketts8820]

...Candice Owens at her OLD JOB??.......................

[@JefenomenoRules]

Skip to 3:02.

[@xploration1437]

Conebone69

[@swatkats54]

The most epic thing to happen in TV history, would be conan airing the truth. Will we ever see the day... I doubt it. God speed coco

[@VictorCruz-my6ht]

Swat Kats stay off the pipe kid

[@justsleep5817]

Why does triumph sound like Borat

[@arielg7000]

oh mAN not

[@effexwhore]

was he talking about 9/11?

[@driesm81607]

Yes

[@genomitchalinni8106]

"I'll fight hard, for corruption. ( Nobody fights harder...). I'll fight formy and your corruption, Bill Barr.". @billbarrwhenttoofar

[@miamimagicians]

lol