Triumph the Insult Comic Dog in Quebec

[@charlenemack7040]

Robert Smigel is a genius. 😂😂😂❤

[@thedudeabides2531]

6:43: "I only know the basic French expressions like 'I surrender'". Lol! That was a good one.

[@elvinar6026]

It’s the new theme nowadays 😂

[@strats991]

Since Quebec had nothing to do with what happened an entire continent away, the joke makes as much sense as making fun of people living in London with American civil war jokes. lol

[@ragnaraxelson59]

@@strats991 except they lost wars in N.A too.

[@mathieub4387]

I'm from Montreal and I'd like to tell my fellow Quebecers not to take JOKES too seriously. This shit was hilarious lmao

[@SafeToon]

I'm from Gatineau and didn't give a shit about this video. Was quite funny. It's the comments that get offensive. They know so little...

[@dougtaylor2803]

+SafeToon We know MORE than enough about frogville.

[@r.edward5701]

dude! my wife his french. I joke around with her brothers and they get RIGHT offended. pissed off even. it's hilarious. she's the same 😅

[@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq]

Mercí, from Ohio.

[@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq]

Spell Montréal, please, I am a Spanish-English speaker. I was once at the Mount Royal, when I heard a boy calling his dad "papá" I loved it, same word than in Spanish for father.

[@SP-yb3ei]

5:33: "I thought Babar lived in Paris?" Absolutely brutal. I think people missed this insult gold medal.

[@JoaquinTazabi]

​@peterg5383Incorrect

[@reinfoqc]

I like how the canadian crowd react when they first hear the word Quebec.

[@funkyjeff77]

I m from Québec city and I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE this! This is the funniest sketch I saw ;-) Second one is Star wars convention.

[@Dr-Alexander-The-Great]

The Star Wars is hilarious. Check out when he went on Hollywood squares

[@rustyking8783]

"Your grip is harder than Michael Jackson at Disneyland". I'm dying here!

[@srinath6247]

😂😂😂😂

[@grungelovr5798]

Thanks a lot for posting this. I`m Quebecois myself and find it hilarious. This show is such a legend and Conan O`Brian is one of the most funny and charismatic man on earth.

[@maximeschmitt2094]

Don't pretend to be what you're not.

[@grungelovr5798]

Hi. Do we know each other?

[@maximeschmitt2094]

Grunge LovR I know you're not a true Quebecois because you can't speak French. You're just an English Canadian who happens to live in Quebec.

[@grungelovr5798]

Maxime Schmitt Thanks pal. In reality I've only learned the English little by little by watching tv. Especially with Jerry Seinfeld in the 90's. I still have a lot to learn.by the way this little silly "war" between Anglos and Francos would never happen if everybody would be bilangual. If people in Quebec city refuse to speak English that's fine!! They just don't know all what they're missing. That's all.

[@maximeschmitt2094]

Grunge LovR Why can't you write your comments in French? Because you're not bilingual? If English is not your 1st language, French is certainly not your 1st language either. And probably not a language you know...

[@WestIndianAK]

I got to go to Triumph's show for free in Montreal (my hometown) in the summer of 2004 after he did this segment...my older brother (who used to be an underground rapper back then) actually opened for him, so I got to go for free. Triumph started the show by saying, "Pardonnez-moi, mes quebecois...I only thought that you could take a fucking joke!!!" 😏

[@srinath6247]

7:46 It's the sound of nobody giving a sh*t😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffpope7811]

Well done Conan & Robert Sigel 🎉😂 we Canucks have the SAME comic humor as you do! Love the Canadian parody! Jeff in Maple On 🍁 ❤🇨🇦

[@kanuxs1]

i live in quebec and i think this is absolutely hilarious :P go triumph!

[@KneeJerkReactions13]

Love the sound of nobody giving a sheet.

[@Anders1980olsson]

The crowds roar at 00:32 says it all =)

[@roy_for_real2674]

That restaurant scene was so well done.

[@renelefebvre5760]

Seriously? One should not give his pearls to pigs lest they turn against you and devoure you.

[@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq]

I agree. I am originally from Argentina, an irreverent Latin culture where insult comedy was socially acceptable as here.

[@roy_for_real2674]

I just meant it all fell so perfectly he picked up the drink with the handdoll, the dog got in possition.

[@kiddetroit8403]

, I love this old groper😂 guy he can't stop laughing

[@TheMelamia]

I love when the translator starts busting up at 6:47

[@Confused_Philosopher]

I used to live in Montreal and I can remember I had the best day of my life there when I moved to Toronto.

[@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq]

Beggars in Montréal thanked me when I answered their begging in English.

[@slangyung]

I'm from Ottawa and if u don't speak French u can't get a good job. I've studied French since 1988 and when I speak French to a quebecer they respond in english. God bless Toronto and Vancouver!! Thank you triumph.

[@charlenemack7040]

You left a comment 13 years ago. Are you still alive? 😊❤

[@benvad9010]

Obviously you study enough tough girl.

[@strats991]

That's because in spite of spending all that time studying it, your French still sucks. If it didn't, they'd respond in French. Don't take it personally - just try harder.

[@matthewklokel6945]

I can't believe he didn't make a joke about that one girl who looked an awful lot like Sly Stallone

[@pendorran]

I honestly thought it was Paul Stanley from KISS for a second.

[@Hotecce1]

1:25 'in here, out here, yes?' funniest part

[@srinath6247]

😂😂

[@jameslenney]

Brave lady translating for Triumph.

[@Tripp393]

Probably one of the best triumph skits. We used to get great entertainment every day in the 90s.

[@robrobinson831]

In 1980 Quebec wanted economic association and a shared currency with Canada. The rest of Canada would thrive without Quebec riding on our backs. And good luck with the natural resources, given how much of those resources are located on First Nations land!

[@Linda_Mayoh]

If Quebec wants to separate, I hope the rest of Canada has a strong, solid prenuptial agreement.

[@dougtaylor2803]

+Linda Mayoh Just as with many wives, the cost would be worth getting rid of the bitch.

[@Linda_Mayoh]

Gary Taylor LOL!

[@Soreal75]

Wish there were more Triumph videos

[@TTTTray]

I don't get it. Quebecers are portrayed as rude and distant in America and Anglophone Canada and Quebecers on the internet are too. But I went there and everyone was friendly, maybe even as much as Newfoundland. (I'd probably argue that Alberta or Ontario are the rudest) French people absolutely baffle me.

[@jonpro15]

American media does it often to keep people from knowing that Canada is better than the U.S lol

[@james3946]

Jon Pro Canada is indeed better than M'URICA.

[@sHmAaa]

Because the rest of the country hates us for trying to leave, so they act like were evil assholes.

[@KneeJerkReactions13]

Well Alberta is full of people from other provinces so thank you for your imports.

[@ranelgallardo7031]

Texans are portrayed the opposite and reality even worse

[@80swoodpanel]

I'm from Québec and it's unfair to feel offended when Triumph does this to everyone. It was our turn on the stake and it sure cranked the Ontarian crowd up. A tv host here later showed up at the NBC studio with a frog puppet to bitch about this sketch. Just.... don't!

[@danhersey1199]

The only good thing to come out of Eastern Canada is a sunrise, and an empty fucking Greyhound.

[@srinath6247]

😂

[@gabeeng7855]

Im from Montreal...and I love this!

[@kiddetroit8403]

Once again I am crying😂😂😂

[@ImNotNormAll]

I spent a month in Quebec one night.

[@SuperWoodgod]

People getting offended by this are only proving the point.

[@robin-bq1lz]

Votre blague dure depuis 200ans , vous avez juste arrêté de brûlé des croix...😘

[@MrCloutip]

Quebec independantists should consider forms of alliance that the Quebec sovereignty movement should provide to the Aboriginals because we, Quebecers and Aboriginals, have a common cause: the dismantling of Canada.

[@manfromhell1]

I am a quebecois and i find this very funny, conan obrien is one of my favorite tv show and i spend most of my time watching his sketch on you tube, about this sketch, let me clarify that not everyone in quebec wants to separate from canada, i am french canadian, and i really like my country, Canada. if quebec ever separate i will leave for either ontario or try to immigrate in usa. i would like that someday, the rest of Canada understand that many of us lives in quebec and doesnt want to separate, i am a proud french canadian. Do not put all of us in the same bag,

[@arshadnazran]

pat c "Nobody gives a shit." - Triumph "I Joke, I joke. "

[@DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1]

+Manfromhell and CoCo I'm in favor of Quebec sovereignty and I find this funny. I love Insult the Comic Dog.

[@fakerating]

Does your Healthcare cover personality transplants?

[@renelefebvre5760]

You shouldn't repeat such an idiotic comment. Health care is all across Canada. Maybe you need a transplant.

[@fakerating]

@@renelefebvre5760 You're humorless. That's pretty rare in Canada.

[@renelefebvre5760]

@@fakerating Triumph the dumb dog is humorless and spreads hatred. It is against the law in this country.

[@jmal]

@@renelefebvre5760 It's called a sense of humor, mon ami. Get one. No universal healthcare's gonna cover that for you, except for maybe removing the stick up your ass.

[@renelefebvre5760]

@@jmal Yo Mister Malabanan let me make some cheap jokes with your name to see if realy have a sense of humor my friend, OK?

[@brently16]

At 2:25 there is an audio cut and obvious Ricky martin dub. I would love to hear what they cut out

[@StanSwan]

Been to Quebec many times my ex had a place there. One thing is the French women are smoking hot and have the most sexy accents.

[@hapirock1]

way to go I love it when we can laugh at each each other.

[@GemRex]

They definitely picked the worst people to interview.

[@3rd-eye-neenja563]

Sick of the french??? Yes? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lethe56]

Can't anyone laugh without insulting or feeling offended... It's a joke, your comments are not.

[@dougtaylor2803]

+lethe56 No, it's not a joke! English Canada hates Quebec, and with good reason. Remember James Cross and Pierre Laporte.

[@DenienN]

who?

[@robin-bq1lz]

+Gary Taylor un troll angryphone, dure d'être plus bas ...😂🖕🏼

[@etiennedoucet7863]

well technically, he is only insulting aswell. no jokes here. So ya he's pretty lame. Atleast if the guy had lived here and maybe knew maybe a bit about the situation then it'd be possibly funny.

[@dixxjamm]

The only insulting thing about this clip is the fact that so many people there either don't or pretend they don't speak English, though they are surrounded by English speaking culture, it's the same everywhere in the world where there are enclaves like that,regardless of language And to be fair, English and French are about the only languages with native speakers that expect everybody to speak those languages, start learning other languages damn it. Other than that, funny stuff from T.,as usual

[@mwmwm3388]

Back when there were still a certain percentage of people from Quebec who wanted to separate, now the movement is kinda dead

[@renelefebvre5760]

Canada is a great and peaceful country. The above dog should't be permitted to come here and spread hatred among my people while divisions in the USA are plenty for this stupid dog to continue to hide his crappy American face behind a dumb puppet and spead division.

[@PeteHemdem]

Because they surrender so easily!

[@MrCloutip]

And we have oil and gaz too. Lots of oil and gaz.

[@HectorJW2007]

I wonder what he really said when he says "I haven't seen these many Bush haters since... "

[@brennanspice2737]

Since Ricky Martins loft party because Ricky Martin is gay

[@HectorJW2007]

They dubbed the "Ricky Martin loft party" line. Maybe the original joke was deemed to offensive.

[@radomu1]

Where was this taken? Why did the audience boo when he mentioned Quebec?

[@hrishabhdivya]

because they Quebec people want to separate and form a different country

[@radomu1]

Hrishabh Divya So?

[@hrishabhdivya]

R Yokoe so how will you like when a person from certain state in your country want your country to divide in 2 !

[@radomu1]

Hrishabh Divya I don't mind to be honest...

[@hrishabhdivya]

R Yokoe okay but many mind that

[@MrCloutip]

"Shove it, you pansy". Ok. I will respond in French. "On peut toujours se prémunir contre la violence, mais contre la bêtise on est toujours désarmé". (We can prevent ourselves against violence, but against stupidity we are completly disarmed").

[@h.w.barlow6693]

Funny thing is the French think poorly of French Canadians. They love American Cajuns though.

[@MrCloutip]

English is a minority in Québec. It is a fact. 8%.Québec is the homeland of the French speaking citizens. It is a fact.Québec is a different countrey than Canada. We are a Nation. We have our territorry. We have our own institutions, the oldest ine North America. We will have soon our own constitution and independence is not far. That's is. That's all. And fuck the rest.

[@hectorlabbe]

Keep on dreaming ignorant! Your territory? You forgot that it was stolen from the First Nations!!! Qc is a province not a country like it other or not. Period!!!

[@MrCloutip]

If so, same thing will all the natural ressources in Canada. Yout intimidation does not work. Wed are used to that. Unlike English Canada, with his system of reserves, we have, here in Quebec, excellent relationship with the First Nations! The Frenchs had always respect for natives Peoples. Not the same with the English and the Americans.who exterminated them.

[@HectorJW2007]

Can anyone translate what the Babar gentleman is saying?

[@massimosaccomando2223]

Well some people would do anything for a laugh including mockery.

[@MrCloutip]

Independance will be decided par referendum and this time we will win it, for sure. It is only a question of time. Nobody cannot oppose to a nation decided to get her freedom. And Quebec is, as soon as possible. If Canada want to fight, we will fight.

[@AndrewsOpinion15]

what are we waiting for let's get to it ohyes oh yes lmao !!!!

[@MrCloutip]

My mother is dead, my friend. She does'not give a shit. Traitor to what exactly? To a constitution which was imposed to our people? I am a loyal citizen to my country et and my country is NOT CANADA. It is Quebec.It is very simple to undestand. We are Québecois, not canadian ans we need statehood right now. Simple as that. And for the rest,...

[@nicolasgarney]

quebec has a large english population.western montreal is predonmantly english and they make up 13 percent of the whole province.13 percent speaks english at home so keep that in mind.

[@qcpresto]

7% speaks english, it's very low as a matter of fact

[@ThePantruca]

I had a great time watching this video ! Triumph did a great job! Quebec a great place for me to poop on ! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@robrobinson831]

The rest of Canada hasn't made a penny off of Quebec, in fact as EDMOIL says we inject "billions of dollars annually" into the province because we have such a large population living there. And that doesn't include the millions of dollars spent outside of the province to print products in both French and English. Or the extra money spent by regular citizens to learn french to get government jobs, at both the provincial and federal levels.

[@blacklistedin]

canadian mounty and canadien mounter lol

[@srinath6247]

😂😂😂

[@bradsaunders5367]

Triumph should worn a Bruins jersey!

[@tally1604]

vive le Quebec Libre! :)

[@gibi1269]

Қоя сал)

[@TheRicresch]

Trudeau acolyte Steven Guibreault at 1:40

[@bottomlinebassin2001]

Does your socialized medicine cover personality implants?

[@Mike1614YT]

Je m'en fiche de qui tu es, c'est drôle

[@MrCloutip]

@EDMOIL No problem with your money. Keep it and we will keep our. We will have our own Central Bank with our own money supported by our own gold like the small Norway which is one of the most richest country - and civilised - in the world. As a independant State, Quebec will be a rich country. No doubt about that. Keep your money. We don't need it.

[@miamimagicians]

you couldn't get away with saying any of this today

[@trueword247]

1:41 Is that his hair or a hat?

[@sHmAaa]

Love the crowd reaction when he mentions Quebec. So mad at us, rofl. Been trying to assimilate us for decades and they wonder why we wanted to separate.

[@vincentetmoi]

Hum! I have been to France many times. And they love Quebec! Otherwise, why thousands of French would immigrate to Quebec every year? I should present you my ex from France. She always said that she adored my Québécois side.

[@milkman45828]

Wee wee

[@user-yl5rl7tg2j]

We want to seperate! wait we have to take our debt? AND dont get equalization payments anymore??? no no

[@BrunoMacedoPhotos]

American people wish they lived in canada :)

[@charlenemack7040]

Only while Trump was president. 😂😂😂

[@ReyF]

what show is this

[@vincentetmoi]

Because you have never met my friends and my girlfriend. A Québécois living in Saskatchewan.

[@christophercruz1513]

0:31 the pop off for triumph was awesome. It reminds me when Sandy Cheeks caught wormy the butterfly from SpongeBob and every cheered.

[@renelefebvre5760]

This comment looks like the one of a first grader, grow up son and wake up. Get a personality asap my friend.

[@christophercruz1513]

@@renelefebvre5760 yo mama

[@MrCloutip]

No problem whti that. Keep you money and we will live our liberty. That"s fine.

[@TheNray69]

I am Québécois and this my house and if you don't like it ..well get da fuck out! btw, I found it funny and still love Triumph although like most ignorant americans he mixes France's stereotypes (wine, beret) with Quebec's. And for all those like Jason Laughlin who don't like us, guess what? We don't like you either

[@OrionSpeakz]

Whoah how old is this? DAMN

[@grungelovr5798]

That's from 1998 and there are still some people who are crying about it.

[@tjz9053]

This is from 2008

[@bucksatanII]

It's from 2004

[@EDMOIL]

So, you are willing to cutoff federal subsidies and transfer payments which is worth billions of dollars annually?

[@MrCloutip]

It is not of your business. We will do what we want for the best and for the worse, but you will not be here to check. That the big difference.

[@Bonolovesme]

What the hell with all this hate against English-Canadians, English Quebecers or French Quebecers? I'm a French Quebecers and I'm not hating on everybody what the fuck people? Don't base your judgement on anecdotal experiences... It's like the worst argument and mindset you can have ever.

[@rickmiller7884]

If you can't take a little roasting, you have no sense of fun.

[@MrCloutip]

It bullshit. The Tcheck Republic and Slovania became independant with total peace. Same with Norway and Sweden. We are civilized and pacifist people. It is bullshit.

[@Marievska]

They're theoretically bilingual; English classes are mandatory from grade 1 an up. However, lot of the interviewees seemed pretty old, so maybe their education in English wasn't so consistent. Several of the people also seemed to be tourists from France. And this is Quebec City we're talking about; the people there don't have many opportunities to practice speaking English, and maybe they had a hard time understanding Triumph's accent. The situation would've been different closer to Montreal.

[@Davepool-hs7vr]

Separate from doughnuts first.

[@carlitobrigante4999]

Well deserved😂

[@horseshoes100]

Send in the tanks. You're being petty, lighten up. We're all Canadian and that is a great thing, enjoy it and shut your tourtière holes.

[@robrobinson831]

Except First Nations peoples live on reservations in Quebec I am not speaking about Attawapikat. Your ability to selectively pick out only what you want to acknowledge is astounding, leading me to believe that you are either the right sort of person to be a politician or your simply ignorant. Though I wouldn't bet on the latter.

[@berteisenbraun7415]

Sadly late night was so much better a few years ago.

[@EDMOIL]

I'm talking about "unilateral independence". Why the Quebecers in the 70s support the FLQ? Are they civilized?

[@seantriplesevyn8152]

Montreal born and raised and I love triumph….lol. I live in Miami now it’s much better here fuck Quebec I’m not going back until legault is out

[@renelefebvre5760]

Stay in Miami and enjoy the sun if you don't get shot somewhere in Dade County where guns are everywhere and shootings have become banal. I prefer Key West, it is much safer. But Montréal is terrific for the beautiful women. Please don't give Montréal and Québec a bad reputation by getting involved with bad guys from cartels.

[@ImCalledGreg]

He doesn't even have a french accent btw.

[@arkoidd9832]

I was born in Quebec, and Im French. but these people doesn't even know English and theyre saying that their full of shit in French XD. and whats americans problem boo at the beginning. And omg the damn old couple their laugh is so sarcastic that they don't even know what their talking about and they don't even know a word In English.

[@haydarsayar9876]

Americans have problems with everyone

[@dougtaylor2803]

+Haydar Sayar That is a Toronto audience and as I live there I can tell you that Quebec is hated and with good reason.

[@Louis_Cyr]

Pis on vous déteste exactement pour les mêmes raisons! Translate this!!

[@robin-bq1lz]

+Haydar Sayar it's in Dominion of Canada ......🙄🐝

[@jmal]

@@haydarsayar9876 Go be an Anti-American somewhere else. We have nothing to do with this. Conan and Triumph don't represent all of America.

[@thesadwolf3233]

You should have went to montreal lol

[@Stalysfa]

In québec, you speak FRENCH !

[@frankicool4]

have a good trip.

[@NinjaJean23]

Well I personnally am a Quebequer and i know a couple of bilingual people but everybody i know speak a decent english for a second language and I don't think that if you look around you you"ll see a lot of people being bilingual.

[@rscii497]

2:23 - 2:33 - LMAO!!! 🤣🤣

[@misssb4ify]

Just because you met one French girl, you assume that the other 65 million French think the same? This is being ignorant.

[@undertheneonlights]

I swear to God I'll never get Quebecers man, they live surrounded by an English speaking culture, in an english speaking country, yet they refuse to learn the language in favour of a European language spoken by people who had NOTHING to do with them in the last 200 years and barely know of their existence on the map. It's like people from Chicago or New York starting to only speak Italian, actually no, it's even crazier, because there are deeper, more recent ties there, ethnically and culturally. Quebec's cuisine, local ingredients, culture, music and art have genuinely NO-THING to do with France, at all, like literally New Orleans, Louisiana has WAY more ties with France then the whole province of Quebec. You're Canadian, be Canadian!

[@speedlarcool132]

@LocoGroove The quebecers are great people. Québec city has so serious. Montréal has more fun.