René Descartes vs Peter Singer (SING-OFF)

Who won??
~ Peter Singer ~
Humanity - is killing animals for food!
We're polluting earth,
and we could be producing so much more food,
if we switched to a plant-based diet,
no one would be hungry!
Not to mention all the suffering of non-human animals!
We are animals!
(hey, hey)
Yes, we too, are animals!
We should do the best
to minimize the suffering on this Earth!
~ René Descartes ~
Oh Peter, child
don't you see you're being fooled
Animals are nothing more
but just an empty shell!
They posses no human soul,
they are not suffering!
~ Mixed ~
But cognitive research!
Nothing but empiricism!
Okay Descartes,
have a nice daayyyyyy.
I have changed my mind, everybody!
Let's start eating meat!